Yo dudettes!

[Kali]

Where'd the guys go?

[April]

I have no clue, Mikey was on earlier and chrome dome hasn't been on for awhile and neither has raph or anyone else.

[Machias Banshee]

I don't know! I hope they didn't leave for the night! :cry:

[Kali]

Mike and Raph were on earlier, RPing. Chrome Dome I haven't seen in a few days...

[April]

Maybe no one loves us anymore :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

We have been abandoned :cry:

[April]

POOR US!!!!!!!!!! How could they do this 2 us?

[Machias Banshee]

You need....Chocolate!! :smile:

[Kali]

And they're usually such sweeties.

[April]

AH HA!!! The solution to the problem!!!

[Machias Banshee]

As Always :wink:

[Kali]

Oh, chocolate *pounces*

[Machias Banshee]

Here, don't bite my hand off! *drops chocolate turtle and flees*

[Kali]

Hmmm...

[April]

*looks at Machias* GIVE US CHOCOLATE!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

Darth's back!

[April]

THERE IZ MAN LIFE AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!

[Kali]

You know, with the guys gone... we can out-post them!

[April]

LoL we could try....but we won't get 2 far!

[Machias Banshee]

Let's do it!!!! :eyemouth:

[April]

Alrighty!

[Kali]

Yeah!

[April]

So.....now what to talk about????

[Machias Banshee]

Cool Beans! :grin:
Dang i type too slow!

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[Kali]

Baked or fried?

[Peanut]

Trying to outpost the guys eh? You women!

[Machias Banshee]

You- um, nevermind :wink: :lol:

[Peanut]

You sneaks!

[Machias Banshee]

you CUTEY!! :razz:

[Peanut]

So you think you can make everything better by flatering me? Well of course you can! :grin:

[Kali]

Heh heh. I prefer just tazering you into unconciousness. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

[Peanut]

:sick:

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[Machias Banshee]

Isn't he just ADORABLE when he crosses his eyes like that? :smile:

[Kali]

SO CUTE! Let's take him home.

[Peanut]

:grin: oh boy!

[Machias Banshee]

YES!!! *pounces at Mike*

[Peanut]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gets squashed*

[Kali]

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW Mikey pizza.

[Machias Banshee]

:oops: :cry: Youre Mean!

That's it! Kali, may i borrow your tazer, or would You like to fry him for me?!


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-14 00:49 ]</font>

[Peanut]

continued from other post....*By a falling rock that came out of nowhere and hit him before Banshee even got close*

[Kali]

Nice save.

[Machias Banshee]

Nice Try! :evil:
YOU WILL PAY!!!

[Kali]

*hands Machias her tazer*

[Peanut]

I didn't mean anything by it! Honest! *Begins to cry* I didn't realize until I said it...:cry:

[Kali]

Aw, let him off. He's a guy, he didn't know any better.

[Machias Banshee]

Thank you, Kali :smile:

*Chases him across forum* :evil:

Well, i guess youre right.

*Fries Mike's butt w/tazer anyway*

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[Kali]

We need Splinter in the RP!

[Machias Banshee]

coming!

[Peanut]

*Falls over and dies*

[Machias Banshee]

*gives Mike the KISS of LIFE*

xo

[Kali]

:eek:

[Machias Banshee]

CPR!!!!!!!
What're you, nuts? :lol:

[Kali]

Yes.

[Peanut]

*Is still dead*

[Machias Banshee]

oh, okay! :smile:

[Kali]

*uses her tazer as a defibulator*

Clear!

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe if i waft this pizza in front of him he'll wake up.

*Pulls out big loaded pizza*

[Kali]

I don't know. I kinda like him this way.

[Machias Banshee]

We need him for the RPG, though.

[Peanut]

:cry:

[Kali]

Oh yeah. Damn. Well, we can take advantage of him for awhile anyway.

[Machias Banshee]

:eek: He's alive!!!

Want some pizza? :smile:

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[Peanut]

Nobody cares about me. Everyone wishes I were dead! :cry:

[Machias Banshee]

NO THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!

Youre my fave, and i want you around, definitely!

*big puppy eyews*

[Peanut]

It's not true! :cry:

[Kali]

Damn it! The stupid thing logged me off! *Goes around waving her tazer around*

[Machias Banshee]

YES it IS!!! *gives Mike hug*

[Kali]

We do love you Mikey.

You're just too much fun to torcure.

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Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-14 01:18 ]</font>

[Peanut]

:cry: Why does everyone want to hurt poor Mikey? WHY? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Machias Banshee]

It's a proven fact! Not only are Favorite characters so loved, but they are also put through the most trouble. You haven't read my stories, have you, Mike? Read them, you'll understand. Read the reviews too. You'll see we're right! :smile:

(Sorry, spontaneous pluggage.)

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[Kali]

Yep. Mike and Raph are the most hurt and torcured characters in fan fics. They're also the top favs. We hurt the ones we love. (Although that doesn't explain why I wrote Veronica.)

[Peanut]

So everybody loves me?

[Kali]

Yep. We do. But with love, comes pain. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

I cried for Leo when he was raped. I wanted to be there and hold him. :cry:

[Kali]

So did I. :cry:

[Machias Banshee]

Look out MIke, youre surrounded by emotional women. :cry:

[Peanut]

*Looks around* I know how to solve everything!
*Pee's on the carpet*

[Machias Banshee]

Dang You!
*whacks mike w/walking stick*

[Kali]

And I thought Mike was the sensative one...

[Machias Banshee]

sorry, i'm at a sensitive state that can only be broken by a turtle's hug.
:goofygri:

[Peanut]

OW! Sorry! Just thought I'd ease the tension.

[Machias Banshee]

getting the floor all soggy is not the way to do it!

:flaming:

Don't make us make you wear a diaper!

[Peanut]

Ok I'm sorry! I'll stop peeing on the carpet.
*Pee's on the wall*

[Kali]

Uh, Machias, you're changing the diaper.

*frowns at Mike*
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Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-14 01:36 ]</font>

[Machias Banshee]

THAT"S IT!!!
:flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

I DON'T CARE WHO HAS TO CHANGE IT, TURTLEBOY'S GETTING POTTYTRAINED!!!!

*Chases Mike with a package of Huggies*

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[Peanut]

AHHHHHHH! NO! *runs around Kali* HELP ME! HELP ME!

[Kali]

*sticks our her leg*

[Peanut]

*trips* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Machias Banshee]

*GRABS Mike and wraps him in diapers until you can't see a single inch of his green body*

[Peanut]

NO PLEASE! STOP THIS!

[Kali]

:evilgrin: He looks good.

[Machias Banshee]

*puts diaper over his face (loosely, of course, he's gotta breathe!), picks him up, and takes him to his tree.*

hey, he kinda loos like the marshmallow man from ghostbusters. :smile:

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[Peanut]

Mmmphffffff!

[Kali]

You brought this on yourself Mike.

[Peanut]

MMMPHHHFFFHPPHFFFFFFFFMMMM!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

I've dealt with troublemakers like him before. Babysat my nieces and nephew for my bro. That was fun, and so is this.
:evilgrin:

[Peanut]

*kicks his feet*

[Machias Banshee]

Ay, Don't make me turn into Splinter, it wouldn't be good for any of us. :evil:

This is my bad time of the week, as you can prolly see. *shrugs*

[Peanut]

*Begins to whine*

[Kali]

I'd say bad time of the month but I don't want to get whapped. *hurries over to the Fan Works Forum. HER forum.*

[Machias Banshee]

Don't worry, i'm sure you would understand my problems.
:roll:
I promise never to whap you kali. :smile:

[Peanut]

MMMMMMPHHHFF!

[Machias Banshee]

All right Michaelangelo, I will remove the diaper from your face if you behave.

[Kali]

And if you bring us chocolate.

[Machias Banshee]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS> :evilgrin:

I like your thinking! :smile:

[Kali]

Heh heh... :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

Whatcha say, Mike?

Hey, where'd he go?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-14 02:09 ]</font>

[Kali]

*shrugs* Mike?

[Machias Banshee]

He couldn't have gone far, he was bound tighter than a mummy! :eek:

[Kali]

He'll be back.

[Machias Banshee]

Hope so, he can't just roll around everywhere, he might get hurt! I hope he doesn't get stepped on or rolls into his tree, I'd feel Awful! :sad:

[Kali]

You think we went too far?

[Machias Banshee]

He WAS acting pretty badly.

[Kali]

Yeah. He probably just had to go to bed. Or his computer messed up his connection or something.

Maybe he's waiting for backup. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

He Wishes! :evilgrin:

Well, if he comes back, I'll only make him wear ONE diaper instead of the forty.

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[Kali]

Yeah, even with both Chrome dome and Darth Raphael, he still couldn't beat us.

[Machias Banshee]

CUZ" WE ARE WILD FANGIRLS WITH A VENGANCE!!!
:evilgrin:

[Kali]

FEAR US! AND OUR HORMONES OF DOOM!

(uh, maybe not...)

[Machias Banshee]

I don't know, we were pretty wild tonite. :grin:

[Kali]

'CAUSE WE DIDN'T GET OUR CHOCOLATE!

[Machias Banshee]

Dang it, from now on, i'm hiding a stash for us in the fanworks forum!

[Kali]

Yes! A "Chocolate stash" thread! But I think it needs to be on the general board.

[Machias Banshee]

Sounds Good to me! :smile:

[Kali]

Tomorrow though. I need to get to bed. See ya!

[Machias Banshee]

me too, bye! We'll let Mike suffer tonite! :evilgrin:

[Peanut]

*Rolls out of the closet and pulls off the diapers.* I'm invincible!

[Machias Banshee]

Nine hours later! :lol:

[Kali]

Yeah, took you long enough!

[Peanut]

The door got stuck...:oops:

[Machias Banshee]

RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHT, Mike. :wink: :lol:

[April]

*stares at mikey* ur such a liar!

[April]

now onyl if he was on he could reply 2 us! :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Yu read all the stuff we did last night? I don't know if he even wants to show his face after what we put him through. I wonder if any of the others read this. :lol:

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[April]

LoL I read it after everyone went off and i went on, it wuz hilarious, but he'll obviously be on by the end of today! :lol: