Chocolate stash!

[Kali]

Yo. Man, I just went out to dinner and I was *so* sure that this place would be flooded with messages when I got back.

I suppose this is the topic/spam thread for tonight.

Here's the chocolate. *sets it on the table and backs away from the stampede after taking quite a few pieces for herself*

[Machias Banshee]

I'm sure we'll get LOTS of people coming here within a day or two.

"Never underestimate the power of the chocolate side"
~Darth Vader, Starburst Wars

:grin:

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[Kali]

Yeah! No, wait. Then they'll eat all the chocolate. *hordes her m&amp;m's and mini-peanut butter cups*

[Machias Banshee]

I put mine in a safe.

*walks over to safe, pulls out big chain of keys, and opens it. buncha crunchas, oreos, Twix bars, and Hershey's cookies and creme bars spill out, almost burying Machias*

:grin:

[Kali]

I wish the guys would show up. They're so much fun. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

I KNOW! Where the heck are they??? I miss them :sad:

You know...we never Did get our candy from Mike last night.

[Kali]

Maybe he's out buying it.

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe. He better not think of defying the awesomeness of the RABID FANGIRLS. Who knows what might happen? :evilgrin:
:lol:

[Kali]

I'm sure they'll show up if we promise to be good.

[Machias Banshee]

Okay, I'll try to be better. :roll:

[Kali]

Yeah, me too.

*screams and runs around as her pants spontaneously combust*

[Machias Banshee]

*Sprays Kali's pants with super soaker, quelching the flames*



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[Kali]

Great, now I gotta change. Hmm, I guess it's a good thing the guys aren't here after all. :oops:

Ya know, with the RP, I think we should wait for Mike at least. I mean, you did give him a direct order.

[Peanut]

HAVE NO FEAR MIKEY IS HERE!

[Machias Banshee]

YAY!!!! :grin:

*hugs mike*

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[Kali]

There he is!

[Machias Banshee]

WOW, Everyone's here! Let us RP! :smile:

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[Kali]

And Raph too! Wow! Now, where's ol' chrome_dome?

[Peanut]

What a warm welcome. :smile: I feel so loved!

[Machias Banshee]

And you are :smile:

[Kali]

AW, it's getting all mushy in here.

Maybe that's just my pants.

[Peanut]

:eek:

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe we can get Chromedome embarrassed again so he'll heat up, and then you can dry off next to him. :smile:

[Kali]

I can't wait that long. I'm dripping! And you got my shirt too! You're a lousy shot.

[Peanut]

What the hecks going on??

[Machias Banshee]

sorry, panicky situation lead to adrenaline rush! :goofygri:

[Kali]

Dude, go back and read. Hmm... actually, that might confuse you more.

[Machias Banshee]

HEY DAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHH!!! Come and join us! :grin:

We gotta find him. We need Raphael's raging hormones for the RP.

[Kali]

Yes! If we do it right we can turn it into a lemon!

[Peanut]

*Gets scared and hides in a closet*

[Machias Banshee]

:roll: :lol:

[Kali]

Well, I could always make it a yaoi lemon.

Mike kisses Leo on the head and takes off into the den laughing.

[Machias Banshee]

My innocent view of the turtles are forever in tatters! :eek:
*faints onto floor*

[Peanut]

*From behind the closet door*
I don't know whats going on!

[Kali]

It was YOUR post Mike! You were hitting on Leo! :lol:

[Peanut]

It was supposed to be like that kiss in hockey? Did you see it? The center kisses his defenseman on his helemt. Like a joke!

[Kali]

*shrugs* I'm not a sports fan.

[Peanut]

Well that's what it was like! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Jumps out a window*

[Kali]

I see. Okay, no more lemon threats. *looks out the window* Good thing those rose bushes and poison ivy broke his fall.

[Machias Banshee]

*wakes up from faint*

What'd i miss? why is Mike stuffed through the window?! :???:

[Peanut]

*Runs back up and jumps out the opposite window*

[Kali]

He jumped. But the bushes broke his fall. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

aouch, well he's gonna be a while pulling all those thorns out of his A--hey, that wasn't a pleasant thought :eek:

[Kali]

No? *smirk*

[Kali]

Where'd the guys go?!?

[Machias Banshee]

:evilgrin:

I don't know where they went. *shrug*

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[Peanut]

Bye.

[Machias Banshee]

Where ya goin?

[Kali]

Don't leave us Mike!

[Peanut]

...Where no man has gone before!

[Kali]

:roll:

[Peanut]

Just kidding. I'm gonna leave you two ladies to your business.

[Machias Banshee]

And that would be...

[Kali]

What business? You ARE our business! *grabs hold of Mike's legs*

[Machias Banshee]

*pounces and pulls Mike's mask off, screaming*

Naked turtle on the loose!!!
:lol:

[Kali]

HA HA! You can't leave if you're naked!

[Peanut]

Nuh uh! I still got my belt! *Sticks out his tounge*

[Machias Banshee]

Great, chocolate stash is now Mike's nudity camp!
:lol:

[Kali]

*takes Mike's belt and pads* Now you've got nothin'!

[Machias Banshee]

Well, this topic aint rated pg anymore thats for sure :lol:

*'I'm too sexy for my mask' plays in the background*

[Kali]

Like I'd hang around if it stayed PG.

[Peanut]

AHHH! *Covers his body with his hands*
STOP! STOP!
*Runs away*

[Machias Banshee]

Would you like a grape leaf? :smile:

[Kali]

Wait, Mike! *grabs her camera*

[Machias Banshee]

Oh GOD, TURTLE PORN!!!!

:eyemouth:

[Kali]

*sigh* Doesn't that bring back memories?

[Machias Banshee]

You got some strange memories, if you ask me. :eek:


Oh, great, now we've got a nekkid turtle streaking through the forums somewhere. :goofygri:


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[Kali]

Heh heh. Go read the "I hate my webpage" thread.

(Found those links BTW. Page 3.)

[Machias Banshee]

Oh My Gahd! :sick:

Faints on floor, again*

[Kali]

*dumps a bucket of cold water on Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

*cough* *sputter*

I think the Mikey pic is forever burned into my mind! :sick: Oh God, now i know why Mike was embarrassed about it! Poor fella :sad:

[Kali]

:evilgrin: I love my job.

[Machias Banshee]

too bad they don't have a smiley w/devil horns, that would probably suit you!

*runs and hides behind Mike's tree to avoid Kali's tazer*

[Kali]

It probaly would. But I'll settle for the evil grin one. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

whatever floats your boat. :smile:

[Kali]

Too bad the guys aren't here to give their opinions on this subject.

[Machias Banshee]

It would Definitely be interesting. 8D

[Kali]

Yeah, I'd ask how much they were paid to pose for those pictures. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

I think they'd die from embarrassment. Plus the fact that we have a nekkid Mikey on the loose isnt good either. Oh God, What about Splinter?! What if he found out about it! I would not want to be around- well, maybe i would. :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Uh, heh heh... I think Splinter knows.

[Machias Banshee]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Kali]

Sorry for the slow reply, my comp started a virus scan and I couldn't stop it. Anyway...

:evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

No... God no...Not Splinter! That's just wrong! It'd be like, walking in on your parents when theyre gettin' it on!

Splinter's too much of a parent figure to me to believe this!!!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

:cry:

[Kali]

Then don't go to the hentai club. I did give warnings. (Oh, and you'd probably want to skip the fic Lessons in Love.)

[Machias Banshee]

I was shocked when i read Nezumi. How much worse is that one?

[Kali]

Nezumi is good, very nice. Sweet and romantic.

Lessons in Love is... uh... graphic. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

What is it like a tutorial or something?!
Oh, Man! Nothin is sacred anymore!
*breaks down, and gets crazy look in eyes*

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[Kali]

Ummm... maybe we should change the subject.

Chocolate?

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks *munch munch* &lt;:)

[Kali]

Hey, are you gonna do an avatar? I'm gonna go upload mine and try it out.

[Machias Banshee]

Dunno, not really sure how.

[Kali]

Well, you just pick a picture and it shows up there under your name.

[Kali]

&lt;-- See?

[Machias Banshee]

My computer's being retarded, so i can't see any of the avatars. Whatsit look like?

[Kali]

Hmm... I don't see yours. *shrugs*

[Machias Banshee]

Argh! Well, maybe i can see it tomorrow or somethin.

[Kali]

Yeah, maybe. Is it bedtime yet?

[JCTango]

wow kali. Your avatar suggests that you're hot.

lol



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[Machias Banshee]

It's quarter to four over here. Eastern Standard Time bites.

Hi JC!

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[Kali]

Thanks! LOL! :oops:

[Kali]

I've got a quarter to one.

[Machias Banshee]

Live in CA?

[Kali]

Yep.

[Machias Banshee]

Maine, until Tuesday. Then, NH!

Well, i better get off, or i'm gonna get skinned alive by my roommate. :smile:

[Kali]

Bye.

[Kali]

*yawn* I think I'll turn in too.

[Peanut]

There hasn't been anyone here for...2 days...or something.

[Kali]

*I'VE* been here. I have nowhere else to go. I've been lonely.

[Peanut]

Where has everyone else been?

[Kali]

I don't know! Not here obviously. Well, Machias was here the other night.

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[Machias Banshee]

I have returned! :smile:
I take it not many have been here for a while. Its probably cuz' of the xmas season.Not much time left for shopping-Its Next Week! :smile:

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[Kali]

Now if only Mikey would...

[Machias Banshee]

Hope he gets here soon... I have to log off before midnight so i can get ready for my last final tomorrow morning, and then Pack up and Ship out! :smile:

[Kali]

He was here earlier but he left :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe we oughta track him down.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!
:smile:

[Kali]

They need his scent. Do we still have his clothes from the other night?

[Machias Banshee]

Yup, i still have his bandanna! :grin:

*lets dogs smell bandanna, and they grimace*

[Kali]

:lol: Poor dogs!

[Machias Banshee]

I didn't think he smelled THAT bad! :lol:

[Kali]

Maybe they're just not used to Turtle sweat.

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe. Okay, let 'em go!
*Before Machias can take leashes off dogs, They run and drag her across the forum*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :eek:

*They suddenly stop at Mike's tree*

NO! we wanted you to find MIKE, not his scentmarks! :mad:

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[Kali]

Man, they're gonna lead you EVERYWHERE he peed :grin:

(Man, my comp RESET by itself! Took me time to get back here.)

[Machias Banshee]

frikenfrakennogoodpeiceagrumblegrumblegrumble...

Well, NOW what are we gonna do? We have a buncha useless peedogs! :roll:

[Kali]

I know! We can clone him! I'm gonna do that. Oh, man, this'll be great!

[Machias Banshee]

awesome! Just make sure it doesn't turn into a nasty dinosaur thingy or something!

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[Kali]

He fell in the rose bushes, remember? Maybe some of his blood is still there. Then I can use a magick spell to clone him. I'll need that bandanna too. I'll go check the bushes. *goes outside and checks out the rose bushes*

[Machias Banshee]

*slaps bandanna onto table*
Fire away! :smile:

Hey...if the real mike comes back, we'll have TWO MIchaelangelos! I claim the real one--you can have fun with the clone! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Okay. Sure. *takes the bandanna and runs off laughing maniacally*

[Machias Banshee]

*chases after Kali with dogs*