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Yo. Man, I just went out to dinner and I was *so* sure that this place would be flooded with messages when I got back.
I suppose this is the topic/spam thread for tonight.
Here's the chocolate. *sets it on the table and backs away from the stampede after taking quite a few pieces for herself*
12-14-2001, 10:35 PM
I'm sure we'll get LOTS of people coming here within a day or two.
"Never underestimate the power of the chocolate side"
~Darth Vader, Starburst Wars
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 00:35 ]</font>
Yeah! No, wait. Then they'll eat all the chocolate. *hordes her m&m's and mini-peanut butter cups*
12-14-2001, 10:50 PM
I put mine in a safe.
*walks over to safe, pulls out big chain of keys, and opens it. buncha crunchas, oreos, Twix bars, and Hershey's cookies and creme bars spill out, almost burying Machias*
I wish the guys would show up. They're so much fun. :evilgrin:
12-14-2001, 11:01 PM
I KNOW! Where the heck are they??? I miss them :sad:
You know...we never Did get our candy from Mike last night.
Maybe he's out buying it.
12-14-2001, 11:09 PM
Maybe. He better not think of defying the awesomeness of the RABID FANGIRLS. Who knows what might happen? :evilgrin:
I'm sure they'll show up if we promise to be good.
12-14-2001, 11:19 PM
Okay, I'll try to be better. :roll:
Yeah, me too.
*screams and runs around as her pants spontaneously combust*
12-14-2001, 11:26 PM
*Sprays Kali's pants with super soaker, quelching the flames*
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 01:31 ]</font>
Great, now I gotta change. Hmm, I guess it's a good thing the guys aren't here after all. :oops:
Ya know, with the RP, I think we should wait for Mike at least. I mean, you did give him a direct order.
12-14-2001, 11:32 PM
HAVE NO FEAR MIKEY IS HERE!
12-14-2001, 11:33 PM
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 01:34 ]</font>
12-14-2001, 11:35 PM
WOW, Everyone's here! Let us RP! :smile:
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 01:36 ]</font>
And Raph too! Wow! Now, where's ol' chrome_dome?
12-14-2001, 11:36 PM
What a warm welcome. :smile: I feel so loved!
12-14-2001, 11:37 PM
And you are :smile:
AW, it's getting all mushy in here.
Maybe that's just my pants.
12-14-2001, 11:39 PM
12-14-2001, 11:39 PM
Maybe we can get Chromedome embarrassed again so he'll heat up, and then you can dry off next to him. :smile:
I can't wait that long. I'm dripping! And you got my shirt too! You're a lousy shot.
12-14-2001, 11:42 PM
What the hecks going on??
12-14-2001, 11:42 PM
sorry, panicky situation lead to adrenaline rush! :goofygri:
Dude, go back and read. Hmm... actually, that might confuse you more.
12-14-2001, 11:46 PM
HEY DAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHH!!! Come and join us! :grin:
We gotta find him. We need Raphael's raging hormones for the RP.
Yes! If we do it right we can turn it into a lemon!
12-14-2001, 11:47 PM
*Gets scared and hides in a closet*
12-14-2001, 11:47 PM
Well, I could always make it a yaoi lemon.
Mike kisses Leo on the head and takes off into the den laughing.
12-14-2001, 11:50 PM
My innocent view of the turtles are forever in tatters! :eek:
*faints onto floor*
12-14-2001, 11:53 PM
*From behind the closet door*
I don't know whats going on!
It was YOUR post Mike! You were hitting on Leo! :lol:
12-14-2001, 11:55 PM
It was supposed to be like that kiss in hockey? Did you see it? The center kisses his defenseman on his helemt. Like a joke!
*shrugs* I'm not a sports fan.
12-14-2001, 11:57 PM
Well that's what it was like! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Jumps out a window*
I see. Okay, no more lemon threats. *looks out the window* Good thing those rose bushes and poison ivy broke his fall.
12-15-2001, 12:03 AM
*wakes up from faint*
What'd i miss? why is Mike stuffed through the window?! :???:
12-15-2001, 12:04 AM
*Runs back up and jumps out the opposite window*
He jumped. But the bushes broke his fall. :evilgrin:
12-15-2001, 12:05 AM
aouch, well he's gonna be a while pulling all those thorns out of his A--hey, that wasn't a pleasant thought :eek:
12-15-2001, 12:10 AM
I don't know where they went. *shrug*
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12-15-2001, 12:11 AM
12-15-2001, 12:11 AM
Where ya goin?
12-15-2001, 12:12 AM
...Where no man has gone before!
12-15-2001, 12:15 AM
Just kidding. I'm gonna leave you two ladies to your business.
12-15-2001, 12:16 AM
And that would be...
What business? You ARE our business! *grabs hold of Mike's legs*
12-15-2001, 12:17 AM
*pounces and pulls Mike's mask off, screaming*
Naked turtle on the loose!!!
HA HA! You can't leave if you're naked!
12-15-2001, 12:20 AM
Nuh uh! I still got my belt! *Sticks out his tounge*
12-15-2001, 12:20 AM
Great, chocolate stash is now Mike's nudity camp!
*takes Mike's belt and pads* Now you've got nothin'!
12-15-2001, 12:22 AM
Well, this topic aint rated pg anymore thats for sure :lol:
*'I'm too sexy for my mask' plays in the background*
Like I'd hang around if it stayed PG.
12-15-2001, 12:25 AM
AHHH! *Covers his body with his hands*
12-15-2001, 12:26 AM
Would you like a grape leaf? :smile:
Wait, Mike! *grabs her camera*
12-15-2001, 12:27 AM
Oh GOD, TURTLE PORN!!!!
*sigh* Doesn't that bring back memories?
12-15-2001, 12:32 AM
You got some strange memories, if you ask me. :eek:
Oh, great, now we've got a nekkid turtle streaking through the forums somewhere. :goofygri:
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 02:33 ]</font>
Heh heh. Go read the "I hate my webpage" thread.
(Found those links BTW. Page 3.)
12-15-2001, 12:42 AM
Oh My Gahd! :sick:
Faints on floor, again*
*dumps a bucket of cold water on Machias*
12-15-2001, 12:46 AM
I think the Mikey pic is forever burned into my mind! :sick: Oh God, now i know why Mike was embarrassed about it! Poor fella :sad:
:evilgrin: I love my job.
12-15-2001, 12:49 AM
too bad they don't have a smiley w/devil horns, that would probably suit you!
*runs and hides behind Mike's tree to avoid Kali's tazer*
It probaly would. But I'll settle for the evil grin one. :evilgrin:
12-15-2001, 12:52 AM
whatever floats your boat. :smile:
Too bad the guys aren't here to give their opinions on this subject.
12-15-2001, 12:54 AM
It would Definitely be interesting. 8D
Yeah, I'd ask how much they were paid to pose for those pictures. :lol:
12-15-2001, 12:59 AM
I think they'd die from embarrassment. Plus the fact that we have a nekkid Mikey on the loose isnt good either. Oh God, What about Splinter?! What if he found out about it! I would not want to be around- well, maybe i would. :evilgrin:
Uh, heh heh... I think Splinter knows.
12-15-2001, 01:01 AM
Sorry for the slow reply, my comp started a virus scan and I couldn't stop it. Anyway...
12-15-2001, 01:12 AM
No... God no...Not Splinter! That's just wrong! It'd be like, walking in on your parents when theyre gettin' it on!
Splinter's too much of a parent figure to me to believe this!!!
Then don't go to the hentai club. I did give warnings. (Oh, and you'd probably want to skip the fic Lessons in Love.)
12-15-2001, 01:14 AM
I was shocked when i read Nezumi. How much worse is that one?
Nezumi is good, very nice. Sweet and romantic.
Lessons in Love is... uh... graphic. :evilgrin:
12-15-2001, 01:19 AM
What is it like a tutorial or something?!
Oh, Man! Nothin is sacred anymore!
*breaks down, and gets crazy look in eyes*
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 03:19 ]</font>
Ummm... maybe we should change the subject.
12-15-2001, 01:32 AM
Thanks *munch munch* <:)
Hey, are you gonna do an avatar? I'm gonna go upload mine and try it out.
12-15-2001, 01:34 AM
Dunno, not really sure how.
Well, you just pick a picture and it shows up there under your name.
12-15-2001, 01:41 AM
My computer's being retarded, so i can't see any of the avatars. Whatsit look like?
Hmm... I don't see yours. *shrugs*
12-15-2001, 01:45 AM
Argh! Well, maybe i can see it tomorrow or somethin.
Yeah, maybe. Is it bedtime yet?
12-15-2001, 01:46 AM
wow kali. Your avatar suggests that you're hot.
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12-15-2001, 01:47 AM
It's quarter to four over here. Eastern Standard Time bites.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-15 03:48 ]</font>
I've got a quarter to one.
12-15-2001, 01:50 AM
Live in CA?
12-15-2001, 01:53 AM
Maine, until Tuesday. Then, NH!
Well, i better get off, or i'm gonna get skinned alive by my roommate. :smile:
*yawn* I think I'll turn in too.
12-16-2001, 06:32 PM
There hasn't been anyone here for...2 days...or something.
*I'VE* been here. I have nowhere else to go. I've been lonely.
12-16-2001, 08:20 PM
Where has everyone else been?
I don't know! Not here obviously. Well, Machias was here the other night.
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done!
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)
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12-16-2001, 08:36 PM
I have returned! :smile:
I take it not many have been here for a while. Its probably cuz' of the xmas season.Not much time left for shopping-Its Next Week! :smile:
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-16 22:39 ]</font>
Now if only Mikey would...
12-16-2001, 08:41 PM
Hope he gets here soon... I have to log off before midnight so i can get ready for my last final tomorrow morning, and then Pack up and Ship out! :smile:
He was here earlier but he left :sad:
12-16-2001, 08:44 PM
Maybe we oughta track him down.
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!
They need his scent. Do we still have his clothes from the other night?
12-16-2001, 08:49 PM
Yup, i still have his bandanna! :grin:
*lets dogs smell bandanna, and they grimace*
12-16-2001, 08:53 PM
I didn't think he smelled THAT bad! :lol:
Maybe they're just not used to Turtle sweat.
12-16-2001, 08:56 PM
Maybe. Okay, let 'em go!
*Before Machias can take leashes off dogs, They run and drag her across the forum*
*They suddenly stop at Mike's tree*
NO! we wanted you to find MIKE, not his scentmarks! :mad:
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-16 23:00 ]</font>
Man, they're gonna lead you EVERYWHERE he peed :grin:
(Man, my comp RESET by itself! Took me time to get back here.)
12-16-2001, 09:10 PM
Well, NOW what are we gonna do? We have a buncha useless peedogs! :roll:
I know! We can clone him! I'm gonna do that. Oh, man, this'll be great!
12-16-2001, 09:14 PM
awesome! Just make sure it doesn't turn into a nasty dinosaur thingy or something!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-16 23:16 ]</font>
He fell in the rose bushes, remember? Maybe some of his blood is still there. Then I can use a magick spell to clone him. I'll need that bandanna too. I'll go check the bushes. *goes outside and checks out the rose bushes*
12-16-2001, 09:18 PM
*slaps bandanna onto table*
Fire away! :smile:
Hey...if the real mike comes back, we'll have TWO MIchaelangelos! I claim the real one--you can have fun with the clone! :evilgrin:
Okay. Sure. *takes the bandanna and runs off laughing maniacally*
12-16-2001, 09:20 PM
*chases after Kali with dogs*
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