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Kali
12-16-2001, 09:21 PM
"It's alive! ALIVE!"

I have always wanted to say that. Say hi Mikey-clone.

Mikey-clone: Hi.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:22 PM
Hi Mikey-clone! :smile:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:23 PM
Okay. Now what?

Mikey-clone:*shrugs* Don't ask me, I just got here.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:24 PM
Well, at least he hasn't peed anywhere yet, so thats good. :lol:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:27 PM
Mikey-clone:*blinks* Did the original Mikey actually do that? *cringes* Ewwwwwwww...

*sighs then a lightbulb appears over her head* We'll clone EVERYBODY!

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:29 PM
Yeah!
can we clone chromdome tho?

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:31 PM
Here, you can have Mikey-clone. I'm gonna get me a Raphael clone from the RP thread. *runs off to collect ingredients*

Yeah, we can do Chrome Dome. But that one'll be trickey. He's a robot. I think.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:33 PM
All right i get Both Mikeys! yay! :smile:

Hey Kali! Raph's online!

Mikey-clone: You guys are really strange!


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Kali
12-16-2001, 09:35 PM
Shoot! *lowers voice* Don't look now, but DarthRaphael is here.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:37 PM
*whispers* Still gonna clone him?

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:39 PM
Hmmm... this would be the perfect opportunity to get what I need. *sneaks off to get what she needs*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:40 PM
Be careful, he probably has his sais with him! :neutral:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:42 PM
*holds up the stuff* Nothing deters a true ninja!

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:43 PM
Awesome! Say, are you gonna make Raph-clone as nasty as Raph, or do you want to do something different :evilgrin:

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Kali
12-16-2001, 09:44 PM
An un-Raph-like Raph? I ought to bap you.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:46 PM
Well, make him like the normal Raph, but change something, like the way he talks or something. At least i didn't tell you to make him a homosexual!

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:47 PM
*stares in disbelief* Not MY Raph! Bi maybe... *gets an odd look in her eyes*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:48 PM
Oh no, dont do that kiwi or melon stuff, whatever it is! :eek:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:49 PM
:evilgrin: *goes to clone herself a Raphael*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:51 PM
OH NOOOOO!!!!!!

Mikey-clone: :eek: :???: Is she insane or something?

I wouldn't doubt it one bit. Don't worry Mike, I will protect you from her weirdness.
*hugs mike*

Mikey-clone: Thanks :smile:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:55 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I have succeeded!

Raph-clone: Whoa! Nice outfit!

:evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 09:56 PM
flatterer :roll:

Hello Raph-clone! :smile:

Kali
12-16-2001, 09:59 PM
Raph-clone: Yo dudette.

Okay, we have our clones! Now, to build another Chrome Dome! Come Raph, we must create!

Raph-clone:*snicker* Whatever you say.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:01 PM
Mikey-clone:I wanna hide! that dude's got somethin' wrong with him! :|

I don't think its just him! :grin:

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:02 PM
Oh, :razz: THPPPPPPPPPPHT! to both of you!

Screwdriver.

Raph-clone:*hands her screwdriver while checking out her butt*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:11 PM
Gentlmenly as usual :lol:

Hey MikeyClone, Lets order a pizza and chill together.

MikeyC: Coolamundo! Hey, since theyre not coming after us,wanna watch this? it should be interesting! :grin:

Sure, Mikeyclone.Oh ayoure getting more like the original!

MikeyC:THat's a good thing?

Yes, but better :wink:
MikeyC: :grin:

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Kali
12-16-2001, 10:15 PM
HMPF! I love my Raph just the way he is. Hand me those resistors, will ya?

Raph-clone:*blinks* Wha?

*sigh* Maybe I shoulda crossed a little Don in there.

*Raph-clone looks horrified*

At least I didn't say Leo.

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Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:19 PM
THat's what IM gonna do Muahahahaaaa! Come MikeyC, we must clone ourselves a Leo!

MikeyC: Do we really have to?

Yes! I think it will make things a bit more interesting.

MikeyC:Whatever. :neutral:

*runs off to get started on Leoclone*

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:24 PM
Raph-clone: Dude, do we really need that guy here? He's gonna totally cramp our style.

*snaps fingers* I know, we'll make a Venus clone to distract him!

Raph-clone: Then how do we get rid of her?

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:26 PM
VOILA! I present to you, LeoClone!

*MikeyC stands up a lifesize inflateable Leo doll*

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:29 PM
*both Kali and Raph-clone sweatdrop*

Um.....

Raph-clone:*snicker* A blow up doll. Gee, why would you have one of those lying around?

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:31 PM
Hey, its not mine! I found it in one of Michaelangelo's forums! I dont even wanna know why HE has one! :eek:

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:34 PM
Oh my. We were looking at blooper shots from the first movie and it started this whole debate about Mike and Leo...

*snicker* And most thought DON was the one...

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:36 PM
MikeyC:HEY, DON'T START! He probably uses it for sparring practice! Dont YOU ever have those days when you wish you had a clone of smeone so you could beat the mozzarella outa them?!Jeezum, you guys have one Track Minds!
DUDE!!!!! :evil:

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:38 PM
:evilgrin: We do, don't we sweetie?

Raph-clone:*nods*

Finished! *flips the ON switch and chrome_dome-clone comes to life.*

chrome_dome-clone: I feel the need to... spam!

Raph-clone: chrome_dome-clone? Say that three times fast...

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:39 PM
MikeyC: Hey Chromestah' howzit goin?!

chrome dome clone...that could be sumg to jingle bells!

chrome dome clone
chrome dome clone
Has the need to spam
Can he outpost anyone
and he'll say "YES I CAN!"

:grin:



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Kali
12-16-2001, 10:42 PM
c_d-clone: Dude! W-w-w-w-

*bashes c_d-clone's head*

c_d-clone: What's up!

*sigh* You take this one. I think I'm gonna work on that Venus one. We can get a whole set.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:44 PM
I don't want it! Stuff it in the closet with the Leoclone! Um, er...maybe not. :goofygri:

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:47 PM
YES! *stuffs Leoclone and c_d-clone in the closet*

Raph-clone:*cheers*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:49 PM
MikeyC: Oh, dude, let's hope nothing happens, or else theyre gonna have REALLY weird looking kids :sick:

Hey, we dont have a Don! Oh, wait he'll probably figure out how to clone himself.

Donclone: Why of course :grin:

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:51 PM
Okay, Mikey, Raph, Don, Leo's in the closet...(there's a shocker.) Who're we missing?

Venus-clone: Me!

Raph-clone: Just shoot me now.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:55 PM
Hey, new updated version of 'chromedomeclone!"

chrome dome clone
chrome dome clone
Has the need to spam
Can he outpost anyone
and he'll say "YES I CAN!"

Making topics flame
making spirits high
what fun it is to spam and sing
a chromedome song tonight!

OH!
chrome dome clone
chrome dome clone
needs oil from a can
or he'll be all rusted up
like the Oz's own tinman!

:grin:

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:56 PM
*Leo in closet*

Master Splinter disapporves of using guns!

Machias, MikeyC, and DonC: Shut Up!

Kali
12-16-2001, 10:56 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :lol:

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Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 10:57 PM
I love these guys! LMAO!! :LOL

Oh, the song1 We can make up a TON of verses!
:grin:

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Kali
12-16-2001, 10:59 PM
They're so much fun!

Raph-clone: Do we have any beer? *dons a mistletoe hat and hands Mikey-clone one*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:01 PM
Oh man!

*Kisses MikeyC*

This was SO much better than the Kiss of Life i gave the Real Mike!

MikeyC: :oops: :grin:

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:02 PM
Raph-clone: :grin:

*grabs Raph-clone by the bandanna and kisses him*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:03 PM
MikeyC: Dude i think her face just turned into a vacuum!

:evilgrin: :lol: can he even breathe?

DonC: I doubt it. Her lock on him's tighter than a tupperware container.

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Kali
12-16-2001, 11:05 PM
*would answer but she's too busy making out with Raph-clone* :razz:

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:08 PM
MikeyC: I would w/Machias, but not in FRONT OF EVERYONE!

*Leoclone suddenly bursts from closet*
LeoC: Raph, you know we can't get involved with humans!

*whispers* Don't worry Mike, we can get together in my fan topic later. That way, Leo can't catch us.
MikeyC: :grin:

*Leo C glares at Machias and Mike*

*both simle 'Innocently'*

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:12 PM
*Raph-clone breaks away from Kali* Dude, Leo, shut up, just 'cause you ain't got a girl doesn't mean I can't enjoy myself. *looks at Kali* Besides, I ain't sure she's human.

Venus-clone: :roll: Men.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:14 PM
LeoC: Oh I'm SURE she enjoyed that little insult you just gave her! :roll:

You're an idiot Raph! you never think of anyone but yourself. You never do anythin...

*Unknownst to Leo(who is still rambling), Machias and Mike silently enter holding leashes to hounds*
:evilgrin:

Ready Love?
MikeyC: :grin:

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Kali
12-16-2001, 11:17 PM
Insult? What, that 'not human' comment? When did I say I was human, hmm? *shakes her head* Don't judge by appearances Leader-boy.

Raph-clone: Yeah! :razz:

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:20 PM
DonC: Yeah, didn't you see her devil horns?

*Macias and MikeyC sneak up behind Leo w/hounds*

MikeyC: Hey, Leo?

LeoC: What?!

Have fun!
*Releases hounds and watch them as they chase Leo across the forum*

Nice touch!
MikeyC: Hey Kali, does that make it better? :lol:

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:22 PM
Yes, thank you, Mikey. *kisses his cheek*
Thank you, too, Machias.

Raph-clone: Ooh, he better speed up.

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:26 PM
*LeoC quickly climbs Mike's peetree, not knowing what it was.*

LeoC: You guys are going to get it! I'm gonna call Splinter over and get you guys in trouble!

MikeyC:*Sing-song* Leo's a tattle tale!

Um, we better either get his com away from him or else we'regonna get walloped by Splinter. :eek:

MikeyC: That's not gonna happen dudette, youre just nervous.

Well, We're the ones who're gonna get the blame.

MikeyC: Uh, *gulp* good point.

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:29 PM
Raph-clone: I'll get it. *realizes exactly where Leo is and slowly backs away* Maybe not...

Oh, for heavens sake! *Leo's com suddenly appears in her hand*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:34 PM
LeoC:Ha! Youre Too late! I already contacted him, and he's on his way! :evilgrin:

MikeyC:Hey, dude what's he gonna think when he finds you cowering up in a peetree?

*LeoC looks down, at MikeyC, looks down, and turns plaid*

Mike, why did he just turn plaid? :goofygri:

MikeyC: he can't turn any greener, dudette.

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:36 PM
*both Kali and Raph-clone fall over laughing* :lol:

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:39 PM
*MikeyC dips Machias and gloms onto her lips*

Machias: :eyemouth:

*five minutes later...*

Oh shoot, i think someone's entering the forum!

MikeyC: what? No, it- It can't be! :eek:

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:41 PM
*looks* Who?

Raph-clone: Want me to scare 'em away?

*pats Raph's cheek* Nah.
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Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:43 PM
Um, theyre coming this way! 8(
*hides behind MikeyC*

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:44 PM
What's all this fuss about? Guests?

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:45 PM
SplinterClone: Not exactly.

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:46 PM
Gah! *jumps into Raph-clone's arms*

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:48 PM
*MikeyC and Machias start laughing until They see SplinterC glaring at them*

SPC: What is going on here now? :frown:

MikeyC: Nah-nothing Master We were just-

LeoC: Raph and Mike are getting themselves involved with Humans!

SPC: I see.

Kali
12-16-2001, 11:51 PM
Hey! Who you calling human!

Raph-clone: Yeah, get down from that peetree and say that!

Machias Banshee
12-16-2001, 11:56 PM
*SplinterClone looks at LeoC as he sits in the peetree*

SPC: I expect some sort of explanation.

*eyes two girls. Both fidget nervously*

MikeyC: Please Sensei, They don't mean any harm. Sure, RaphaelC and LeoC were troublesome, but other than that--

LeoC:HEY, DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS, YOU AND RAPH WERE THE ONES MAKING OUT WITH-

* Machias 'accidently' sends hounds after LeoC again*

Kali
12-17-2001, 12:02 AM
Raph-clone: Go dudette! *high fives Machias*

*sweatdrop* We're not doing anything. Really. *whispers 'Maybe I can ask Dawn if I can borrow Holly...'*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 12:10 AM
SPC: I heard that, Kali. *frown*
No more of this foolishness. I believe you two young ladies are not causing any trouble, but please do not start any trouble around Leonardo. I know he can be overbearing at times. :wink:

LeoC:(panting from escaping dogs) But Master-

SPC:That will be enough, Leonardo.

*LeoC frowns as MikeyC and Machias giggle. Splinter Glares at MikeyC, DonC and RaphC*

SPC: You three... if i hear of you causing anymore problems, I will NOT be lenient with any of you. *frown*

MikeyCDonC: Yes, Master.

Kali
12-17-2001, 12:14 AM
Raph-clone: Yes Master. *razzes Leo*

Let's lock him in the closet again.

Venus-clone: Leo, please come down.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 12:20 AM
*whisper* For gosh sakes, why she still here?!

MikeyC: Beats me!

SPC: Come down from the tree, my son.

*Leo tries to come down gracefully, but then, Machias 'forgets' to mention the wetspot from Mike's previous 'visit', and he falls down and lands in the mud*

MikeyC and Machias: :grin:

*SplinterC whacks both MikeyC and Machias with his walking staff*

SPC: Behave, you two.

MikeyC and Machias: Sorry Master.



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Kali
12-17-2001, 12:23 AM
*Raph-clone and Kali just smirk*

*Venus-clone 'ewws' and backs away*

*chrome_dome-clone falls out of the closet*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 12:28 AM
*Leo crawls out of the mud, and glares at MikeyC and RaphC and points a drippy finger at them, flicking stuff onto them*

LeoC:You guys are gonna pay.

Machias and DonC sneak up behind LeoC with a firehose.

Ready, DonC?
DonC: This is something i've wanted to do for a long time. :evilgrin:
Let'er rip!

*Machias and DonC Blast LeoC with hose across the forum.*

Kali
12-17-2001, 12:33 AM
Venus-clone:*gasps* Leo! *runs after him*

Heh, well at least they're out of our hair.

Raph-clone:*looks up* Speak for yourself.

:grin: You know what I mean.

Kali
12-17-2001, 12:35 AM
Gah! I gotta go for awhile. I'll try and get back soon.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 12:44 AM
ok, i think we could continue this tomorrow.

*kisses MikeyC behind the peetree*

MikeyC: Will i ever see you again?

Yes, my love, tomorrow.

MikeyC: Goodnight Goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow. :cry:

Don't worry my romeo, we will be together again by the light of the moon.

Mikey Dips again

Machias: :eyemouth:

Kali
12-17-2001, 01:16 AM
I'm back! *looks around* Hmmm... she already left. And no one else showed up. *yawns* Guess I'll go to bed.

Raph-clone: I'll join you.

Peanut
12-17-2001, 02:18 PM
*Runs in* WHAT THE!?! *Pulls out his chucks* You're in BIG trouble pal! *Knocks the Mikey clone senseless then pee's on him* There's nothing better than the real thing dude!

Kali
12-17-2001, 02:23 PM
Dude! Machias is gonna be mad at you! (Almost wrote pissed.)

And I worked hard on that clone!

Raph-clone: That was my bro! Oh, you're gonna pay!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 02:47 PM
What's going-- NOOOOOO!!!!!! What the he** have you done?!

*breaks down crying* :cry:

Oh, what star-crossed lovers were we! I loved him with such a passion. He was my first kiss! No one could ever do so better than he!
:cry: :cry:

Kali
12-17-2001, 02:50 PM
Well, if it makes you feel any better, Mikey-clone's not dead. And Raph's currently going after Michaelangelo.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 02:57 PM
I hope he beats the snot outta that little...

MikeyC: Machias?

Youre okay!

*Machias and MikeyC share big hug*

MikeyC: I couldn't leave you yet. You are my angel, and i must keep you from harm.

SPC: Glad to see you're doing better, my son.

All you guys are STILL here?!

DonC: Well, I'm not sure about Leo and Venus, but we're all here. We just decided to camp out here so we could see you two ladies again.

You guys are so sweet! :smile:

MikeyCDonCSPlinterC: :grin:

Peanut
12-17-2001, 02:58 PM
You're alot slower than the REAL Raph! *Knocks the clone Raph out* It's over now dudes! *Puts both clones in a car and pushes it off a cliff*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:01 PM
*SplinterC knocks Mike upside the head with his walking stick*

SPC: I would have expected you to act more maturely than the behavior you are displaying now. This is very dissapointing, my student. :evil:

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:01 PM
Oh, now you've done it! Guess what? It's Monday, and I've had a crappy day so far. I have PMS and I'm outta chocolate.

DIE!!!!! :flaming:

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:02 PM
*Looks at the fake Splinter* Your dead dude! *Smashes his chucks through Splinters head and tosses him off the cliff* Farewell!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:03 PM
*SplinterC takes Michaelangelo up by the bandanna tails and hands him over to Kali*

SPC: Maybe this will teach you a lesson or two, Michaelangelo.

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:05 PM
Sorry dude your already dead!

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:06 PM
:evilgrin: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Boy-o, this is what you get for leaving us girls alone, then trying to ruin our fun.

*tazers Mike*

*Raph-clone climbs up the cliff* I've never been so glad to be a magickally created clone.

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:08 PM
....Doesn't hurt dude....*Breaks the clone Raph's neck and throws him off again*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:11 PM
Why you little...

*screams bloody terror as she grabs Mikey.*

Hey, Kali, I think we have another jumbo package of Huggies that we can tie up destructo boy here with. :evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:11 PM
GAH! Will you stop doing that! It's no fair! You're not being fun! *runs away crying from PMS hormones*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:12 PM
Hey Kali, I'll gevi you the keys to my chocolate stash if you help me out! :evilgrin:

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:13 PM
*Climbs down the cliff and pulls up the bloody Mikey clone* Hmmmmmmm. *Breaks his neck and throws him off*

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:29 PM
That's it. Mike, I'm not talking to you. I'm taking my Raph clone and hiding out in my forum.

Raph-clone: :razz:

*they disappear*

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:30 PM
Wait, Kali, don't leave me here all alone! :cry:

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:31 PM
Meh..no biggie!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:36 PM
Youre a d***head , you know that! you @#!$*&amp;^%$#%#%^^%$&amp;^%$#%@$*0%4^%##...


*unknown to Mike, DonC, LeoC, and VenusC come up behind him with a big net. They tackle him, hogtie him, and hang him from the peetree after taking all his weapons and clothing*

DonC: Thought you might need some assistance.
;D

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:38 PM
*shakes the net until the branch snaps. Gets out and breaks all their necks and throws them off the cliff* Happy landings!

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:40 PM
Just ignore him Machias.

Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:40 PM
:lol:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:42 PM
Yes, good idea. :flaming:

You are going to get it SO bad in the RPG, Mike. :evilgrin:

May i join you and Raphclone, since you are the only NICE ones around here? :smile:

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Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:43 PM
Oh so now I'm not nice just cause I beat up a clone of mine that was illegally made?

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:44 PM
YES! :flaming:

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:46 PM
I really was starting to like you Mike. But this was just mean and spiteful. I thought this was all about having fun, but you obviously just want to hurt us by messing up our innocent fun. We weren't hurting anyone.

BTW, you beat up all the other clones, too.

And don't take it out in the RPG, Machias, that'll make you as mean as him.

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:48 PM
yeah, that Was mean and spiteful! I think my favorite ranks are changing! Splinter is now three votes ahead of you :razz:

youre right kali. I will just be the nice person that i always am. :smile:

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Peanut
12-17-2001, 03:49 PM
I'm sorry...I was just afraid I would lose my friends...:cry:....good bye....

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:50 PM
NO don't leave mike. If you can find a way to bring the clones back to life, i will give you a second chance. it will take a lot of hard work tho.

Kali
12-17-2001, 03:51 PM
We only made the clone because you weren't here. We missed you. It wasn't personal. We could have all hung out together.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 03:52 PM
Let's try and settle this over some pizza, okay? I'll go get it. What toppings do you guys want? :smile:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 04:01 PM
Okay, as much as I'd LOVE to sit and listen to this silence, I've got an errand to run. I'll be back in about a half hour.

And I'm taking Raph-clone with me.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 04:10 PM
Not a problem. I wish things hadn't gone downhill so bladly. Hmm I wonder...

*climbs back down cliff*

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Kali
12-17-2001, 04:30 PM
Okay, I'm back! *crickets chirping sound effect*

Okay, well I'm gonna be here (or at least surfing around) for the rest of the afternoon in case anyone shows up.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 04:33 PM
*from bottom of cliff*

Hey, down here! The clones are gone! I can't find them anywhere!

Peanut
12-17-2001, 04:43 PM
*Breaks his neck and jumps off the cliff*

Kali
12-17-2001, 04:45 PM
I have no idea where the clones are. *looks over the edge of the cliff* I didn't even know we HAD a cliff.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 04:45 PM
WHAT THE HECK?! There's a tunnel down here!

*crawls through tunnel and finds a big cavern. A hand suddenly grabs her and muffles her screams*

Kali
12-17-2001, 04:50 PM
Machias?

Raph-clone:*who had been with Kali* Should we follow them down?

Yeah, but I think we'll take the long way.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 04:54 PM
*Machias gets spun around and is suddenly looking in the face of -*

LeoClone! I thought you had left!

LeoC:Nope, me and VenusC stayed down here. We saw the fight at the top of the cliff, and when everyone started to get thrown over the cliff, we just caught them and took them in here. DonC was able to refix himself, and VenusC is helping the others with her shinobi powers.

MikeyC: Machias?

Mike!

*run to each other and hug*

Kali
12-17-2001, 04:58 PM
*Kali and Raph-clone arrive at the cave* Wow, glad to see everybody's okay. Is the real Mikey okay?

Raph-clone: Like we care. *gets bapped HARD by Kali*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:00 PM
SPC: We are doing what we can. He seems to not have the will to live. What exactly happened after he attacked us?

I knew i had a good reason for cloning you Leo!
LeoC: :grin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:01 PM
Mike! If you don't come back to us, I'm never speaking to you again!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:04 PM
Oh, Mike, you always were my favorite turtle.

MikeyC: What about me?

*gets bapped by SplinterC. 'My heart will go on' starts playing in background*

I always had this crazy dream of marrying Mike when i was old enough. Please, don't leave us...I love you too much. :cry:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 05:13 PM
He's GOT to come back! He's a moderator! He's in the RP!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:21 PM
Splinter walks over to Mike's body.

SPC: I believe i can do something. Machias, come here. What we are going to do is a mental transference. I have placed my hand onto his temple. You will place your hand over mine and start talking to Michaelangelo mentally. It will hurt slightly, but your thoughts will go into his mind, and possibly gain strength from you. Then, he should begin to come back to consciousness.

Okay.

*Machias and SplinterC do Mental Transference. Mike's color noticeably starts to return to normal*

Thank God, i think its working! :smile:

Peanut
12-17-2001, 05:21 PM
*Falls infront of everyone in a big red splat*

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:23 PM
No, too late. We saved you. No fair dieing now.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:24 PM
*Mike opens his eyes to find himself inside the Cavern*

Oh Mike, youre okay! :smile:

*hugs Mike*

Peanut
12-17-2001, 05:24 PM
*Climbs back up the cliff and jumps off on the other side*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:25 PM
What's his problem? :???:

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:26 PM
Man, we go through all that trouble to save him because we care about him and he goes and does it again. Jerk.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:29 PM
DonC: I say we put him in a strait jacket!

LeoC: No, Don, we need to--

MikeyC: How about you use one of your sleeping potions or something, Master?

SPC: We could do that, or we could hypnotze him. We would need to work together to subdue him, but i believe it could work.

Sounds good to me, whatcha think Kali?

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:30 PM
I've got a straightjacket.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:33 PM
MikeyC: Excellent- say, why is it lined with satin? :evilgrin:

DonC, LeoC, and SplinterC:Michaelangelo!

MikeyC: What? :smile:

Machias and VenusC: Men :roll:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 05:37 PM
:oops: Ummm... here's a different one.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:39 PM
LeoC: okay, now we have the equipment, now we need a plan.

*everybody looks at Leo*

LeoC: Um *sweatdrop* anyone got some suggestions?

Peanut
12-17-2001, 05:48 PM
I suggest you back up!
*Mike appears infront of the cave with his chucks swinging*
Cause I'm gonna cap you fake dudes!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:49 PM
Mike, come on, they haven't done anything to you, why don't you like them?

*Machias suddenly stars to get really cold and collapses.*

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:50 PM
*stands in front of the clones* Mike! Please don't. They never did anything to you.

OMG! What happened to Machias!

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Peanut
12-17-2001, 05:52 PM
They're taking over my territory. There's only one real Mike around here! AND THAT'S ME!

Kali
12-17-2001, 05:56 PM
They never said they were real! They aren't trying to take over! OMG! We need to help Machias!

*Venus-clone and Don-clone go over with her to help check Machias*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 05:58 PM
SplinterC stands up angrily and walks over to Machias, and kneels.

SP: If you would only stop and think with your head and not your weapons, you would understand! We are merely here to give company to these two young ladies because they MISSED YOU> They did not want to replace, nothing can replace the love someone has for another. You should know, my son!

MikeyC: You've been ranting and raving you don't even care about Machias!
*turns to SPC*
Sensei, what's wrong with her?

SPC: I do not know, I-

*Machias starts to glow strangely, and starts to metamorphosize*

Kali
12-17-2001, 06:00 PM
*leans in to see* What's happening?

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 06:05 PM
* Machias stops glowing and sits up shakily. She has turned into a velociraptor.*

MikeyC:DUDE! Machias, are you okay?!

SPC: Child, has this ever happened before?

Um, yeah. Why did this have to happen now? I didn't wnat you guys to know because i thought you would just figure out. this has happened to me since i was a little kid. It always happens whenever i get really emotional.

DonC: Are you a mutant as well?

No, i am actually an escaped guinea pig from InGen.

*fidgets nervously*

I guess youre not the only nonhuman girl in this forum, Kali.

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Kali
12-17-2001, 06:20 PM
Wow. Cool. Though I think it's a lot funner being a Q-type being than a dinosaur.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 06:23 PM
What's a Qtype?

*Mikeyc assists Machiasraptor up onto a cot.*

Thanks, Hon.

MikeyC: Not a problem. Hey, I think Dinosaurs can be pretty kinky. :wink:

*MikeyC gets bapped upside the head again*

Kali
12-17-2001, 06:26 PM
Q! Q! Q! Don't you watch Star Trek? *sigh* "Q" was the name of an entity who was omnipotent and basically ruled the universe, subtly, from the shadows of course. There were lots of them, a "Q Continueum (sp?)".

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 06:30 PM
oh, okay.
*nods head stupidly*

MikeyC: So how long exactly has this change thing been going on?

Well, its not a long story, if you want to hear it. *shrugs*

Kali
12-17-2001, 06:32 PM
Sure, we have nothing to do. *sits down with Raph-clone*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 06:45 PM
Okay.

*everyone sits down, MikeyC sits next to Machiasraptor. Campfire suddenly appears, as well as sticks and a bag of marshmallows, hershey kisses, and Graham crackers*

Okay, well, when i was about 6, me and some of my family were out camping, near lake Winnipisaukee in NH. I was walking with two friends that i had made at the camp, when we were suddenly kidnapped by men in military outfits w/ the word InGen on the shoulders. We arrived at this big camouflaged area and were thrown into a corral that had some other kids there too. As we wer thrown in, men in white labcoats came in and took 3 kids away. Some kids sat with us and told us that down in that room, horrible things were being done to the kids. Some said they were being brainwashed, some said they were being dissected by aliens.

*sighs and eats her smore. MikeyC hugs her and tosses a hot melted marshmallow at Raph, causing it to stick and dribble down his plastron.*

that was the first hour. :neutral:

Kali
12-17-2001, 06:49 PM
*Raph starts to get up but Kali pulls him back down and starts cleaning the marshmallow off his plastron* :wink:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 06:58 PM
*SPC baps MikeyC upside head*

SPC: Please continue, Machias.

Alright. Well, a couple hours later, the guys in the labcoats came out again, and said,"We need another one for Velociraptor. One got so violent, we had to shoot it. You can get two others, too."
They looked at us and grabbed us. I struggled and fought as much as i could, when one of the men shot me with a tranquilizer. The man smiled and said,"This should hold her for a while. We can use HER for the raptor." Then i blacked out.

*munchmunch* This chocolate's good.

MikeyC: Hey, we need it for the smor-

*gives MikeyC deathglare, and sticks melted marshmallow on his beak.*

DonC: That's what happens when you try to take candy from women, i guess. :smile:

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:02 PM
Raph-clone: Don't I know it. *gets elbowed in the ribs*

I'll take some of that chocolate, too.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:08 PM
When i woke up, we found ourselves in this big silvery room, and we were strapped into these really weird looking chairs that were hooked up to computers. The men had these three vials of flourescent green stuff and put into the chairs' computers. The one who put it in was wearing a lot of radiation-proof stuff. Once he finished, he took the empty vials out and started typing on the computer. Suddenly My first friend Vanessa started to change. When they finished, she had been turned into a plesiosaur. Then a group of soldiers came in and took her away.
Then, they started to change my other friend. He was changed into a pachycephalosaur. Theyre the ones with the domed heads. When he was finished, they shot him with a dart, and took him away. One of the men in labcoats said,"Take him to the park." And i never saw him again.

DonC: that is incredible. :eek:

Well, I haven't told of what happened to me yet. That's even more interesting.

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:13 PM
Well, get on with it! You know, this would make a neat fan fic.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:26 PM
(OOC:That's what i'm planning to do during Winter Break :grin:
SPONTANEOUS PLUG!!!)

Well, I started to get changed. It was like waves of hot and cold, and a LOT of pain. I changed to a dark muddy brown with orangey tiger stripes. Luckily i still had my hair, so i wasn't bald. They were having trouble with computers, and i took the opportunity to to break loose and ran. The soldiers saw me and came in to shoot me. Luckily with the strong body, i was able to jump onto the second floor landing and i crashed through the doors.The soldiers started to aim their guns, grenades and tranquilizers at me. I somehow ended up by the river, and saw the tank where Vanessa was being kept.
I called her name, which surprised many because you'd think that the killer instinct would take over. The reason it didn't was because the computer had malfunctioned before they could change my behavior, so i was just a raptor body with a human mind and capabilities.
My friend must have recognized my voice, cuz she came over to the edge of the tank where i was. I could hear and smell the troops coming, so i pulled a lever with my claw and released my friend into the river. She escaped, and now lives in some lake in Scotland under the name Nessie.
I swanm across the river and by the time i got to my family, i had returned to human form.

SPC: Sounds like you had been through much at such a young age.

Yeah, but i still had more that was going to happen to me. Its not over yet.

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:32 PM
Raph-clone: There's more?

*glares at him*

Raph-clone:*whispers something in her ear*

:evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:37 PM
Here's the last part. I suddenly got REALLY sick and was put into the hospital. The doctors didn't have a clue of what was wrong, but then something happened to change them. They just called it Lyme Disease and gave me some secret stuff called TC-36, and i got well.
I was behaving normally until i changed when i was 13, and i have been having spontaneous changes ever since. I also gained some Telekinetic/pathic powers from the strange DNA changes that they had done. I still use them to this day.

*Lifts molten smoresa from Mike's hand,(making it look as though Mike threw it) and stuff it down Raphael's and Leo's shells.
:evilgrin: *

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:44 PM
Raph-clone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around*

*chases after Raph to help 'clean up'*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:46 PM
* everyone glares at MikeyC*

MikeyC:What?!I didn't do it! Oh, Dudette, quit licking his chest!

*gets bapped on the head REALLY hard*

SPC: Michaelangelo!

MikeyC:I didn't do it I swear! :eek:

*LeoC puts MikeyC into a headlock and Gets Mushed in the face w/ melted chocolate

Machias: :grin:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 07:51 PM
*runs past the others waving Raph's bandanna in the air.*

*Raph-clone chases after her and they both disappear somewhere*

(Let's just hope the cave doesn't echo :evilgrin:)

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:52 PM
MikeyC, DonC, LeoC, VenusC, SplinterC: :eek:

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:52 PM
:lol:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 07:55 PM
*kisses MikeyC*

Mmmmm...Chocolate covered turtle. :eyemouth:

MikeyC: :grin:

*kisses MikeyC all over face*

SplinterC, LeoC, DonC, VenusC: Ahem!

Machias and MikeyC: :goofygri:

Kali
12-17-2001, 07:58 PM
*comes back with Raph and sits down*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:01 PM
So yeah, that's my story. I actually had some trouble during the summer...they tried to get me back, but luckily, The guys here are gonna end up helping me. They came after me recently while i was at college. It was terrifying! :sad:

MikeyC: Don't worry Dudette, we'll definitely protect you.

Thanks. So do you guys want more smores? :evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:05 PM
I do! I do! *puts some marshmallows on her stick and reclines back against Raph*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:08 PM
Cool beans. :smile:

*starts glowing again*

Oh No, not again!

MikeyC: Ouch, your skin's wicked hot!

*continues to change. stops glowing and is human again.*

Oh, i feel like i'm gonna toss my smores! :sick:

MikeyC: Back up everybody, random projectiles coming this way!

* Gets bapped on head, again*

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:10 PM
Poor Mikey-clone. Perhaps you should invest in a helmet.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:15 PM
SPC: If he was more careful with what he said, he would not have to worry. *eyes Mike*

*MikeyC rubs the back of his head and pouts a little*

MikeyC: Yes, Sensei.

DonC: Machias you said you have Telepathy AND Psychokinesis. Can you show us an example?

*points at LeoC and RaphC :evilgrin: *
You saw it. :grin:

want me to do anything else?

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:16 PM
Raph-clone: Did what? What'd I miss?

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:20 PM
the hot smore incident?

LeoC: That was You?!

*nods*

MikeyC: Told ya! :razz: Machias! :mad:

*LeoC, RaphC, and MikeyC look at Machias evilly. She hurries to hid behind SplinterC, cuz he's the only one who's not angry with her.*

I thought you were taught to be nice to girls?! :eek:

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:24 PM
*shakes her head* Relax Raph. You got cleaned up, didn't you? :wink:

Raph-clone: Oh yeah. :goofygri:
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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:27 PM
SPC: Sit down everyone. We do not need any fighting amongst ourselves.

Well, what are we gonna do now?

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:32 PM
Oh Leo, you need to clean that smore off of yourself. Here let me help1 :evilgrin:

* LeoC suddenly is floating off the ground.*

LeoC: Wha-what's going on?! :eek:

*floats Leo over to underground lake and drops him in, scrubbing the smore off his body.*

LeoC: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHH! What're you using, Sandpaper?! :eek:

:evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:32 PM
Did you hear about the giant chocolate bar they made in Spain? It's like thirty feet long! Seriously, I heard about it on the radio this morning.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:33 PM
Wow! How'd you like to get that?! :grin:

Meanwhile...

Let me *cough cough* outta here! *sputter*

But its so much fun! :evilgrin:

MikeyC: What about using a washboard? :evilgrin:

SplinterC gives Machias and MikeyC THE LOOK.

SP: Do not make me have to do something that you will regret. *frown*

MikeyC and Machias: Yes, Master Splinter

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Kali
12-17-2001, 08:35 PM
Yep, makes me want to go there, and I usually hate traveling. I'll settle for hording Christmas candy. :grin:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:42 PM
I prefer Lindt Chocolate balls to ordinary chocolate, especially the milk chocolate ones.

*wipes drool from chin*
MikeyC: Elegant :lol:

Say, i should get Leo outta the water now, huh?

SPC: YES YOU SHOULD! frowns

Okay, okay I'm going! I don't think i want to find out what happens when Splinter gets mad. :eek:

MikeyC: No, you definitely don't!

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:46 PM
*Venus-clone rushes over with a towel*

Raph-clone: :roll:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 08:52 PM
Venus 'accidently' trips and falls into the water.

:grin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 08:55 PM
*Kali and Raph-clone start to laugh*

*Splinter-clone glares at them*

*They kiss to hides the giggles*

*They get glared at again*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:05 PM
MikeyC: *whisper* Well, at least we're not hte ones getting in trouble! :smile:

*Machias and MikeyC giggle, but then stop as SplinterC Glares*

MikeyC: Um,-*sweatdrop* Hi! *very nervous laugh, smile quickly drops*

Are we in trouble?

SPC: Yes you are. *frowns* separate, NOW. You too, Kali and Raphael. No more of this foolishness. Michaelangelo, Raphael, go and help your brother and Venus.

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:09 PM
*pouts and glares at Machias* YOU created him, I'm blaming you for this.

Raph-clone:*grumbles and goes to help Leo and Venus*

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:12 PM
*waves* Hi Nikukore.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:12 PM
SPC: It is only for a minute, Kali.

Why did you send them off?

SPC: I believe that they need a bit of cleaning themselves. I will allow this just this once. :wink:

Splinter, I am shocked! and pleased!

SPC: :lol:

Hey, Kali, I have TK, and you have magick, wanna have some fun? Splinter said we could?! :evilgrin:

Hi nikukore!

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Kali
12-17-2001, 09:14 PM
Oh, yeah! What do you have in mind? :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:16 PM
I don't know. Are there any limitations, Master?

SPC: Hmm... Nothing this time. :smile:

Thank you!

*hugs SplinterC*

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Kali
12-17-2001, 09:20 PM
:sad: Sure, take away all my fun.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:22 PM
Hey, check my last post :wink:

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:24 PM
Cool! *rubs her hands together while chuckling evilly*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:25 PM
What shall we do? :evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:28 PM
Ooh, for starters, they're looking a little dry... *eyes start glowing*

Nikukore
12-17-2001, 09:28 PM
Stupid short attention span. Sorry guys. Hiya, I'll pay attention now.

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:30 PM
Hiya, welcome to our girls club. :evilgrin: The females have taken over the Technodrome! Is cammy still here?

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:37 PM
Excellent observation :evilgrin:

*Picks up MikeyC my the belt and hangs him over the water.

MikeyC: WHAT THE--?! No, no pl-please don't put me in the water Machias, I don't like the water!

Countdown. 5...

MikeyC: Wai-wait, I'm uh- Im not a good swim-

4...

MikeyC: No, i- i get cold really easily!

3...

MikeyC: I had a bad childhood experience!

Um... it that true, Master?

SPC: He is one of the better swimmers of his brothers. Don't let him fool you. :smile:

1...

MikeyC: Hey, you skipped 2! you can't do that!

zero...

MikeyC: Please no-I'm allergi- No!!!!

*Sploosh*

Ooh, that water looks really cold. :eek: I didn't know shells could shrink from the cold. :lol:

MikeyC: *voice one octave higher* Why don't you come in and see how you like it?!

:lol:

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:40 PM
Raph-clone: Why to I have a bad feeling? *gets lifted up and held upside down over the water*

Any last words?

Raph-clone: Umm... I love you?

*SPLASH*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:43 PM
LeoC and DonC look at girls nervously.

DonC: Um, were you allowed to do that?!

Yeah!

LeoC: *whispers* Don, i think we better run!

DonC: Good idea!

Ah ah aahh, little boys can't go until they've had their bath! :evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 09:45 PM
*pushes her arms to the side and both Turtles go flying into the water*

Ooh, they're all WET! I need PICTURES! *runs to get her camera*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:50 PM
MikeyC: Hey how come you didn't do that to Splinter?!

Because he gave us the permission. And besides, fur takes longer to dry!

*LeoC and MikeyC start to approach Machias*

Guys ,seriously, it-it was a - a joke honest! Ahhh!

*LeoC and MikeyC grab Machias and throw her into the water.*

DAMN ITS COLD!!!!!! :eek:


MikeyC: *one octave higher* now you know how we felt! :evilgrin:

Dang it, what a day to be wearing a white shirt! :oops:


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Kali
12-17-2001, 09:55 PM
:lol:

Uh, Raph, Don, what are you doing? No, no!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *splash*

DAMN that IS cold!

Raph-clone: :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 09:58 PM
MikeyC:HOLY GONZONGAS!!!!! :smile: :lol:

wHAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL WITH A REAL CHEST?! Oh my God, i cannot believe i just said that. :oops:

LeoC,RaphC,MikeyC: :eek:

DonC, VenusC: :oops:

SPC: :roll:

SPC: Boys, Get them some towels NOW. *Frown*

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:00 PM
Oh, you think this is FUNNY?

Raph-clone:*nods**is suddenly pulled into the water again* GGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

*dunks him*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:02 PM
*whispers* Being a DD has its disadvantages, that's for sure! :mad:

*picks ups boys, and 'drop-kick' them into even colder water*

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:02 PM
I bet *I* win the wet t-shirt contest. :grin:

HA HA! Another in the DD club!
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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:03 PM
OH, REALLY?! What's your stats? :smile:
It's so hard being surrounded by skinny girls, but when they see you 'bustin'out', Its SUCH a great feeling! :lol:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 10:07 PM
I have no clue what my stats are aside from my 36DD bra. I'd burn 'em, but I kinda need 'em, ya know?

Yeah.
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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:09 PM
You shrimp! :lol: 46DD Beat that!

*Looks over and suddenly realizes tha ALL the guys heard us comparing bra sizes*

Um *gulp* Hello :goofygri:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:12 PM
*bows her head* Yeah, I'm only average height/weight. But MAN am I BUILT! I've got it in all the right places. I'm doing belly dancing. :grin:

And I don't care who sees/hears this.

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:15 PM
6'1"
I'm in Karate. Yellow belt :grin:

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Kali
12-17-2001, 10:17 PM
You're very tall. I'm just 5'6". The guys are like, 5'.

I've been meaning to do some martial arts, but I personally won't touch Karate. Nothing personal, it's just not for me. Too much disapline, not enough metaphysics.

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:22 PM
MikeyC: So you broads comin' out or what?!

LeoC: you better not say that, your voice is still higher than theirs-

MikeyC: Can it, dude. :mad:

*SplinterC has Towels. He throws one to each turtle and then stands at the edge of the water.

SPC: I am sorry for their immaturity. I have some towels for you two. I will set them here and let you come out. My Sons, come with me Now.

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:26 PM
*takes her towel and starts drying... her hair* Well, that was fun. I can't wait to see Michaelangelo's face when he reads that stuff. And all the other guys!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:27 PM
I can't wait! *steps out and dries hair.*

I really hope that Chromdome will like the song, too.
:smile:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:30 PM
Oh, I'm sure he will. If he ever shows up again.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:34 PM
I wonder why he hasn't been here for the past few days? The way things are going, we MIGHT just be able to outpost him! :

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:38 PM
I'm less than a hundred posts behind him!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:39 PM
He's gonna be shocked, thats for sure! :smile:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:41 PM
His circuts may overload. :grin:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:44 PM
His battery might die on him!

Say, how WOULD you jumpstart a Chromedome? :evilgrin:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:45 PM
My tazer. :evilgrin:

Shoot! *pats down her thigh holster* Where the hell'd it go!?!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:50 PM
*Turtles grin holding the tazer*

RaphC: Looking for something?

Um, Kali, what do we do now? :eek:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:53 PM
Um... I'd say run, but that thing has a twenty foot range. And we're WET! OMG! WE'RE GONNA FRY!

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 10:56 PM
*Suddenly, Raphael ends up, facefirst in the mud. Splinter has the tazer in one hand and is half-kneeling on Raph's shell.

SPC:That will be MORE than enough! You give me no other option than to have to be physical.

*stands up and gives Kali her tazer*

SPC:Here, child. I believe this belongs to you.

And you were mad at me earlier for making him :smile: :razz:

Kali
12-17-2001, 10:59 PM
Yay Splinter! :sad: Man, I'm gonna feel REALLY bad about writing Legacy chapter seven now.

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Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:00 PM
what are you gonna do to him?!

Kali
12-17-2001, 11:01 PM
Ummm... *looks around*

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:03 PM
He took them out of the cavern. I think he giving them the works for all the trouble they put us through. Now Spill it!

Kali
12-17-2001, 11:07 PM
Okay, this is NOT an excuse! My dad needs to use the comp. I'll be back in about a half hour. Promise.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:08 PM
Youre gonna kill him off, aren't you?!

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Kali
12-17-2001, 11:42 PM
Well, everybody does it...

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:44 PM
It's so SAD tho. :cry:
Maybe that's why i like writing about their past. i don't have to worry about any of them croaking on me.

Plus i think their cute! :smile:

Some drawings i have look similar to Anne Geddes baby pictures.

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Kali
12-17-2001, 11:47 PM
They are cute as kids aren't they? Ah, well, I did one young Turtles story. I'm just not as good at writing them as you are. :smile:

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:48 PM
What did you write?! :smile:

Kali
12-17-2001, 11:49 PM
The young Turtles story? Well, it was my first chapter of Origins.

Machias Banshee
12-17-2001, 11:53 PM
I remember reading that. I thought that was really cute! :smile:

MikeyC: *thoroughly chastised* What was cute?
oowww...

*remaining turtles come in, all favoring some appendage or another thing.*

RaphC: I'm not gonna be able to sit for a week. :sad:

DonC: Oh, my shell...

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Kali
12-17-2001, 11:57 PM
Yeah, but cuteness gets on my nerves after awhile.

Speaking of writing, I've got about five or so stories I've gotta get working on. *grumbles about her evil muses*

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:00 AM
Yeah, that's why i;m doing the Donatello story. It's not as mushy as my first two, and it actually has blood in it. I didn't think i'd do good, but it came out better than i thought. I gotta work on the chapter where the dog attacks the lair, and i have the part where Don gets punished for the lying and realizes that his guilt was unfounded. I'm planning to put the guys through good humorous torture in my "night on the town" story. :evilgrin:

Kali
12-18-2001, 12:06 AM
Ah. *looks over at her stack of notebooks* I'm glad my life's getting back to semi-normal this week. I should be able to finish some stuff soon.

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:09 AM
Yeah, I leave 1030EST for my winter break. One Month Long! :smile:
I go home to NH, do Xmas, sled w/ my bro's kids, and get some story writing done.
But that also means i won't be coming on for a while. :sad:

MikeyC:Aw, that sucks! :sad:

RaphC: Poor Mikey, he won't have anyone to make out with! :razz:

*Raph gets bapped upside the head*



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Kali
12-18-2001, 12:10 AM
Aw. I'll totally miss you. Maybe chrome_dome and Mikey'll be back during that time.

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:15 AM
Hopefully. Tonight was a total Blast! It was a great send-off night! It was So fun :smile:

MikeyC: even tho the real mikey tried to kill all of us?

Yes, even besides that.

RaphC: Even tho you changed into a Velcro-watsis?

Yeah, even after that.

MikeyC: Even tho you got thrown into the cold water?

Yeah, i guess...

RaphC: And even after you let us see your--

HEY, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!

MikeyC,RaphC: :grin: :lol:

Kali
12-18-2001, 12:17 AM
:lol: Well, you can't say it was boring!

Raph-clone: Hey, we saw yours too. :grin:

*BAP*

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:19 AM
LMAO!!! :lol:

*SplinterC comes up to us and gives a small bow.*

SPC: It has been very nice to meet both of you. Yesterday and today were very...entertaining. When will you be returning, Machias?

I should be returning Near the end of January. I can't wait til 2nd semester. I get to take acting and guitar classes! :grin:

MikeyC: I'll miss you, dudette, but at least i have these pictures of us when we were together.

*looks at pictures*

Hey Those Pictures of us are only AFTERwe got wet! Gimme those!

*chase MikeyC across forum*

DonC: they make a good couple.
LeoC: Loud, obnoxious, mischeivous, undisciplined...Yeah. :lol:

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Kali
12-18-2001, 12:24 AM
Raph-clone: You are a very violent person.

So?

Raph-clone: Just a statement. Did you ever fix that hole in the wall?

Uh...

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:27 AM
LeoC,MikeC,DonC,SplinterC Machias: HHMM???? :smile:

Kali
12-18-2001, 12:29 AM
:oops: I kinda threw a baseball bat through our dining room wall.

Heh heh. Don't know my own strength.

Raph-clone: Yeah. Gotta cut your nails too.

Machias Banshee
12-18-2001, 12:33 AM
MikeyC:I was Wondering wear those lines on your shell came from1 :lol:

*Splinter whacks Mike's leg with his walking staff.*

MikeyC:Ah!Ouch, sorry, sorry...

Hey Mike, be glad you aren't little and in one of my stories!

MikeyC: *sweatdrop* why's that?

oh, nothing! :evilgrin:

RaphC: I read your stories! you're just as evil as She is!

SPC: I also have read them. They are quite accurate, I must say. No Michaelangelo, you are very fortunate you are at the age you are right now, or else that could've happened.

MikeyC: *gulp* Point taken :eek:

Well, i better get going, I got a wake up call coming for me in less than three hours. I loved doing this thread tonite, and i can't wait to come back!

*hugs guys and Kali*

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