Quote yourself thread!

[GK Punk]

Man looking throw old posts I've seen lots of funny stuff. Find one (Or a few) of your personal favorites and post it here!

u all suck and lick my nuts this web-site is gay and any 1 who drules over tmnt as much as u guys do......u must be gay

GK'S LAMER TRANSLATION SERVICE:

Dear sirs,

You are not very nice people. I do declare, this website and any one whom does indeed drool over the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" must be homosexual.

Thank you for your time, and please take this in to consideration.

Sewer Surfer.

[Peanut]

AHAHAHAHA! That's great GK. Just beautiful.

[That Matt Guy]

This year takes the cake for worst period of time in my life.

Here's one from Voltron.

[Voltron]

I just found out I have lice.

Guess yer gon' haffa washur breeches! ahhh...to live and die in dixie.

[Barkworm]

One more from Volty:
Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: This could be very interesting... but I dont make memorable quotes like you guys do... :( :P ;)

[Barkworm]

Me neither, I'll just quote other people. :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

If being a moron was a sport, Voltron, you'd make the Hall of Fame every year.

Ah, the good old days.

And one of mine....

Originally posted by Matthew138 WHAT IN THE BLAZES?! TPS REPORTS?! TO THE SLAVE PITS, ALL OF YOU!!! Hmm the text wasn't 20 feet high, was that Doom's tepid Bob Ross voice?

[Peanut]

:lol: This could be very interesting... but I dont make memorable quotes like you guys do... :( :P ;)

I'm in the same boat.

Matt that Rez post was GOLDEN!

[Voltron]

You see, black guys drive a car like this... and white guys drive like this...

I have no idea where that came from.

[Barkworm]

It's a Simpsons quote.

[Voltron]

Are you sure? I don't remember that from any episode. I remember the "White guys have names like Lenny, while black guys have name like Carl," but I thought that was it.


Anyway, I always found this one to be a little backwards




and TMB, please stop being so biased about Japan. Not everything is great about it, and you don't need to attack people who hate it.

[GK Punk]

Yeah I remember that quote from the Simpsons. It was a stand up comic or something like that.

If being a moron was a sport, Voltron, you'd make the Hall of Fame every year.

Haha I saw that one and it gave me a good laugh.

[Voltron]

:cry: Why gotta playa hate?

[Barkworm]

Yeah I remember that quote from the Simpsons. It was a stand up comic or something like that.
Exactly. The scene goes on with Homer saying "HAHAHAHA, it's true, we're so lame!" :lol:
Oh here's one more of my favorites:
God uses His chosen to take down evil. He has also placed authorities with swords to kill and destroy.

[GK Punk]

:cry: Why gotta playa hate?

Oh no I meant Rez's stupidity made me laugh. I kept reading all of his cocky "I'm better than you" and snickering.

[ThirdMarioBro]

and TMB, please stop being so biased about Japan. Not everything is great about it, and you don't need to attack people who hate it.

Duuuuude. I suck. :ohwell: :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

Truthfully? I have conversations with myself. I don't mean just to be weird, but meaningful conversations. But they usually wind up ending in childless name calling, and me never wanting to speak to me again.

Referring to Voltron:He is a type of guy that is better to be left ignored. If he can't make a one good argument about his cause, don't pay atention to it.

[Voltron]

You're just jealous, Matt.

Attractive
I have to go to the doctor today, and have part of my big toe cut off because of an infection that is brewing underneath my toenail. I'm cursed with a mishapen toenail, which gets ingrown every few months and causes me a lot of pain, but this is the worst. But I'm even more terrified of what the Doc will do to my toe.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh yuck... I"m gonna lose whatever lunch I had today... :sick: :dead:

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah that was a lot of fun. And I'm probably going to have go through it again in the next few months.

[Krang]

I don't have too many memorable quotes either, but here are some funny exchanges I had with Fenix:

wow, great detective work! i bet that was hard to type my IP address into IE.Of course it was easy, because you were stupid enough to leave such obvious clues.
This may be a new concept for you since your mom buys your computers for you, but I actually bought the parts separately and put the computer together myself.
you're a cleaver one.A cleaver one? http://www.cookeryonline.com/Resource/Topics/Knives%20/Images/Meat%20Cleaver%20small.jpg :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Beautiful...! :lol:


I love the second one especially... golden!

[Peanut]

I found a nice convo in a Soundtrack thread.

Chug-A-Lug Night - Guttermouth
Or a duet between you and Ai maybe? That would seem the most logical choice.
And Matt gives a low blow to Mike...ouch thats gotta hoit.
Just so you know Matt, our album will be coming out within the next 2 weeks. I've already got a special signed copy headed to your house as I type this.
Don't let him get to you, he's dating Rez now.
I've told Rez about Washington Township. He's looking for your phone number as we speak.
I can see his head from here.

[That Matt Guy]

Haha, I remember that. All of those stupid jokes about you and Ai that I made up.

Matthew138 - You're too funny with your constant Japan insults. They crack me up every time.
I tried insulting you to tears... didn't work.

[Dr. Doom]

Those Of You New To Doom's Tyranny, You Will Soon Learn To Bow To The Almighty Will Of Doom!!!!

And Those Of You From That Pathetic "mikey's" Board..........you Cannot Hide Forever!! Back To The Slave Pits, All Of You!!

-=doombots Seize Them=-

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa, Welcome Back To Latveria!!!! Population..........Doom!!!!!

-=lightning Crashes=-

The first Doom post I could find on here, so it's probably the first one I did....

Population.....Doom!!

That's classic. I gotta remember that.

BAH!!! THE TOWER OF TERROR IS NO MATCH FOR THE ALMIGHTIEST THEME PARK RIDE THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN...

http://www.usoinfo.com/PhotoGallery/Islands3/IslandsofAdventurePart3/images/IMG_0399.jpg


ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE WRATH OF FEARFALL AND IT'S BRILLIANT CREATOR, DR. DOOM!!!

THE FEAR FALL WILL SOON BE IN THE HOMES OF EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.....AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO RIDE IT EXACTLY 45 TIMES A DAY UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD OR MOLDED INTO SUBMISSION!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE DOOM!!!![/b]

-=Drops the soap and it hits the porcelan(sp?) with a "clong"=-

Oops! Let Doom get that....

XD!!!!

I don't even know where the hell that came from....

-=The earth opens up, spewing flames, and the cowering ball is replaced with the towering figure of the almighty Dr. Doom=-

NOT IMMORTAL?! NOT TERRIFYING!? YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE LORD OF THIS PATHETIC EARTH, DOOM, AND PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING WILL TO HIM OR FACE THE WRATH OF A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!


:flaming:





















http://www.pudikatzcattery.com/cats/male%20seal%20lynx%20%20kitten.jpg






OOO! KITTY!!!

-=Doom runs over and scoops it up in his hand, nuzzling it up to his face=-



:anime:

-=Gives Meira a Doom-Cookie=-

It's just like a normal cookie, except it LOATHES THAT INFERNAL RICHARDS!!!!

Cookie: DAMN YOU, RICHARDS!!!! -=Shakes a lil cookie fist=-

It's never too late for dog sperm.

O_o

I'm not sure I even wanna know WTF that's all about....

[Hannah]

I slightly remember something about dog sperm, Doom, but I don't think I want to investigate any more.

[Jo Dawn]

I don't think I say anything quite quotable, either, hehe.

And if I did, well... I sure don't remember!! I musta been in... a zone!! :o :o

[azure turtle]

LOL! Man, these quotes are hilarious.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Still can't figure this one out.....

I GOTTA GET OFF THIS EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Gotta get into space sometime, Bro.

[damnhooligan]

Everyone needs a nemesis. Mine's Luxembourg.

Calling a T-Rex a man-killing machine is like calling Winston Churchill a Hot Pocket-devouring machine. As well matched as they are, their 'food of choice' simply didn't exist at the time of their respective reigns.


From the great Cleese Pride era:
http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/cleese.gif

http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v25/damnhooligan/cleesematrix.gif
The possibilies!

[Dr. Doom]

Oh god, Jarrah was so pissed.....

[Jo Dawn]

I looked around until I got tired of looking...


... And I really don't think that I've said anything really... profound or funny since I've come here. Heh. That's... kinda sad.

[Brodie]

I don't think you can say Sucked wang.... I think its copyrighted or something.

Ai slept with Jarrah.

therez a vacency in the lokle semetarie

Entertaining.

[Spitfire]

Heres some Im famous for saying online
Hey I could use photoshop to enlarge my penis
Wow I just almost drank a box of Kleenex

[愛]

J-Pop music just screams, "Give me your money, you sucker."
But, Voltron...you're a vital part of this message board! You provide us with insults and humor unmatched by anyone here! :lol:
Apparently my brother is smoother with the asian women than I am...which isn't saying much because I'm a jackass. :lol:

No, actually I went and drank poison. For some reason it didn't kill me. Maybe I should try the cyanide pill method instead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Look at that fridge! An orange, a milk carton, and a bottle of ketchup!
I used to be the worst spammer ever looking back at these posts...

[ThirdMarioBro]

Which is why you are the eternal spam god of these forums. That's a good thing. :nod:

[Kid Icarus]

You still ARE the worst spammer ever Ai. You, Barkworm, and I are like the Super Spammer Bros. Instead of jumping high, we can fling spam across dozens of message boards at a single sitting!

[ThirdMarioBro]

*catches spam, takes a bite, and throws at someone else*

:D :D :D

Tastes like Alligator.

[愛]

Super Spammer Bros. I like the sound of that. :lol:

[Kid Icarus]

Okay, this is going to the GD forums :).

[Dr. Doom]

Huh? Super Spammario?

[KROW]

Okay, this is going to the GD forums :).

I thought I was the worst spammer on the GD forums.

[Anarky]

KROW, I don't think this is some sort of good thing... why would anyone call him/herself a spammer?

[KROW]

I don't think it's a good thing, either.

[Anarky]

I don't think it's a good thing, either.

well, then, may I suggest that you and all the others would stop the "I'm the biggest spammer"-talk? Because this has me worried... it is NOT a good thing to be a spammer.

[KROW]

That wasn't even my intention. I didn't want to be included in that thing.

[That Matt Guy]

Random = spam, my good man. We can't allow that anymore...

:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:

[XERO]

I've had more one-liners than quotes, IMO. :lol:

I'll try to find some.

EDIT: I found one I liked. :D

I liked the dance scene in TMNT II.

Donatello had the most rhythm. :lol:

[Peanut]

Anarky and KROW, did you guys really need to drag that over here?

[Voltron]

Peanut is right. Let's put that behind us and please get back on topic.

[That Matt Guy]

And Kenai, go **** yourself.

Sure looks like it. Doom, you are an idiot

Originally Posted by Jarrah White
Well, I wanna see Venus porn... Is there any?



...

Thanks for sharing that thought, I'm sure EVERYONE wanted know that.

I'm surrounded by sick f***s.

Originally Posted by raphael_is_cool Oh and why does everyone have 128 not 138 for Matt? Am I missing an injoke?

No, they are just retards I guess.

I appreciate everyone who isn't a dick head

If I ever met GK in real life, I would probably kill him.

Japs.

Man, am I really THAT much of an asshole???????

[愛]

Nah, just vulgar. And man, how many times have you said Japs to me on AIM long ago? I lost count, it was ridiculous.

[That Matt Guy]

Beats me. I would just type it like 5 times, then copy and paste until it was like a whole paragraph of nothing but the word Jap. Didn't know it pissed you off so much until I read that "personally, you've had enough of me" thing. What a sidesplitter that was, I was roflmao.

[愛]

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed that thread. It wasn't really that that pissed me off. Hell, I don't even remember what it was. Oh well.

My name/avatar/signature is female...does that count?

[That Matt Guy]

^^The ninja clan of net females. Wow, can't believe Krang hasn't axed that useless thread.

[Dr. Doom]

My greatest post was in there. I think it got deleted tho.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Oh man, those Matt posts are vintage. :lol:

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Matthew138
If I ever met GK in real life, I would probably kill him.

Remind me to walk the other way if I see you when I'm down in Texas in a few months :o

[Hannah]

And Kenai, go **** yourself.
Woah- where was THAT?

o_o

[That Matt Guy]

It was in some thread about Jimmy Neutron. I still can't believe how much of a jerk I've been on this forum.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Everyone has phases. No big deal.

[XERO]

I wonder if Sonic can outrun the Flash...

I was curious. :D

[Voltron]

It was in some thread about Jimmy Neutron. I still can't believe how much of a jerk I've been on this forum.


Real eye opener, huh? If I remember right, there was a thread to have me banned, somewhere.

[Anarchistguy]

I remember...The name of the thread was I think we should get rid of Voltron and Wyrm Back then, everyone used to loathe Voltron.

[Voltron]

Yeah, nothing has changed either. :lol:

I have put down three topics, each one more awe inspiring than the last......NOT ONE HAS GOTTEN A SINGLE RESPONSE! That's a record of some kind. It's time to party......

That's right, I celebrate my unpopularity. It hides the inner scars and mental anguish........*sniff*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Let the silence begin!

[Anarchistguy]

What do you mean "nothing has changed"? Everyone here thinks you're a comedy god or something, now.

[That Matt Guy]

Real eye opener, huh? If I remember right, there was a thread to have me banned, somewhere.


Pure GOLD. http://www.thetechnodrome.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2488&highlight=Voltron+Wyrm

[愛]

First put up February 22nd, 2003? Wow, that was quite a long time ago. Pretty funny stuff.

[Dane E5R]

I for one, have never loathed Voltron. I've thought he was hilarious ever since I saw him post his opinion on what the new TMNT game should be like. I think he said the first misssion objective should be "kill ****."

[Barkworm]

I love how the jackass Tokka jumps into the thread and acts like a mod. :lol:

[ThirdMarioBro]

*strikes a Sailormoon pose*

:cry: Those were the days...

[Anarchistguy]

I for one, have never loathed Voltron. I've thought he was hilarious ever since I saw him post his opinion on what the new TMNT game should be like. I think he said the first misssion objective should be "kill ****."

Ha! And I'll NEVER forget that "VOLTRON BUSTS OUT HIS MAD SKILLS, YO!!!" thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/anarchistguy/f0e8d234.jpg

PURE GENIUS

[Leo656]

Not for long, he aint. He says so much as one cross word to me and he'll be outta here so fast he'll wind up breaking the time barrier, traveling back in time, and end up in his mother's uterus. If he's wise he'll realize the mods are watching him like a hawk anyway.

Edit: Why would a gay guy include "Totally Gay" as on option on a poll created to insult me? That's only insulting to himself. The hell. I bet every night, his mother goes home and kicks his father right in the nuts as punishment for infecting her loins with such an insipid nitwit, and in hopes that it'll be enough to ensure it never happens again.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spitfire]

What I said when someone told me to collect treasure "Im Leon the killer, not Leon the sensitive Jewelry maker"

VOLTRON-Let's not offend anyone here, please.

What I said when I was killing cows with a knife in RE 4 "Resident Evil 4, now with more ass blood per cow then ever"
What I said just now "OW Cheetos are cangerously cheesy, they got my teeth cowering in fear"
With that Im going to go brush my teeth ;)

[Leo656]

I found another one...

The difference between nWo Tech and the usless, spam-throwing, thread-starting newbie jackanapes around here is that we bend the rules... we DON'T break 'em. Yes, I said that if I was a cannibal he'd be the first person I'd make a victim. That's not an assault, that's a sarcastic barb. Learn to tell the difference, people. An assault would be something like "Pizza Face was conceived as an anal rape that missed, he sucks his thumb, he sleeps with stuffed animals, and he molests livestock and sells the videos on the internet, then uses the money to invest in black market child pornography."

Now THAT, my friends, is an assault! :o


LOL I was in a bad mood that day :lol:

[XERO]

So..how are you in a good mood? :ohwell: :P

[Leo656]

Heh, y'know... I was lookin', but I can't find anything with me in a "good" mood... LOL...

I guess I'm just naturally surly, eh? :lol:

[ThirdMarioBro]

Heh, y'know... I was lookin', but I can't find anything with me in a "good" mood... LOL...

:lol: :lol: :lol: funny.

*edit* And that Voltron pic up there has to be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. :lol:

[Leo656]

Not as funny as that pic of Voltron dressed like the Penguin, which I commanded him to post in the "Band" threadm and he still hasn't. C'mon, Voltron, make with the funny! :lol:

[ThirdMarioBro]

And now for an evining with Peanut, dark gaming lord of the sith.



Yeah me too! I hope to be able to use these great powers. Cause with great power comes great responsibility!

He he, so much has happened since 2001.

I am house trained! *Pee's on the carpet*

*slaps Kali's butt*
I'd knew you'd miss me! *wink*

Gettin hot 'n heavy!

The videogame world is falling apart! Sony just merged Sega and Nokia has bought out Microsoft! Nintendo will now revert back to producing games on cartridge and Atari is also re-producing their original system in full force! Also I heard Jesus is back and he's pretty pissed off!

BHAHAHA E3 2004 was a fun time. Very fun.

Explain your logic or Shiggy will come to your house.

And we'll come as backup to kidnap your children and force them to play EA games.