The Person Above You!

[That Matt Guy]

^^Killed our tribe and killed our creed.

[Ryona]

^
^ Eats every one of his children as soon as they're born, swallowing them whole one by one, to insure that they will not one day challange his power and castrate him, then toss him into the depth of the abyss.

[Ninjinister]

^ Gets awesome bonus points from me for knowing her myths.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Your torch goes out with a fizzle. With out-stretched arms, you move slowly, looking for a light. Suddenly, you trip over something!! Smash!! You fall face first to the floor!! It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!

[Evenstar227]

^^ has lately been entertaining me mightily, and thus far has not ended up on my ignore list

[Ninjinister]

^ Always entertains me, and thus deserves a big hug! :)

^^Your torch goes out with a fizzle. With out-stretched arms, you move slowly, looking for a light. Suddenly, you trip over something!! Smash!! You fall face first to the floor!! It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!

ASIDE (Holy crap, how did you know I played Shadowgate this morning?)

[That Matt Guy]

^^Did not know of my omnipotence.

[Ninjinister]

^ I am not worthy to be in his omnipresence.

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Can never be as powerful as the T.

[Ninjinister]

^ Doesn't know I'm way more powerful than The T, just not Mr. T.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Doesn't know how powerful I am.

[The Stryker]

^^ Not powerful at all

[Bigfoot]

^^ Not very bright...

[That Matt Guy]

^^Has some sort of bizarre feud with Stryker.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Has no problem with me.

[cowabunga14]

^^ doesn't have a problem with Wal-Mart shenanigans

[The Stryker]

^^ Bitter clinger/thumper

[That Matt Guy]

^^Always prefers to strike first.

[Bigfoot]

^^ To cool for a signature...

[Jester]

^obviously isn't, but compensates with a cool siggy.

[The Stryker]

^^ Bitter Thumper

[That Matt Guy]

^^Incorrigible bigotry.

[Jester]

^beat me to the punch...

[That Matt Guy]

^^Wanted to punch Stryker.

[The Stryker]

^^ Knows me too well

[Jester]

^ fan of Maxwell Klinger.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Knows what sacerdotalism is...

[Jester]

^doesn't know what it means.

I heard it in college...:P

[That Matt Guy]

^^Woke up in bed with the captain's daughter.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Woke up under his bed and hit his head.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Showing some unusual signs of life.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Didn't like the pudding in the shoe prank.

[Jester]

^forgot it was my shoes and no I didn't....

[Bigfoot]

^^ Going to retaliate.

[Jester]

^ knows me far too well....MUHAHAHA!!

[Bigfoot]

^^Should know that I am deathly afraid of... butterflies.

[Jester]

^will not know the day or hour when I shall strike...with butter and flies...wait, that's not it.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Finds food friendly.

[Evenstar227]

^^ prefers the term "metatarsally challenged" as it is more PC

[That Matt Guy]

^^Told me I can't sell no stripers, and there's no luck in swordfishing here.

[Evenstar227]

^^ uses double negatives

[Ninjinister]

^ Pointed out a GRAMMAR FAIL.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Death in the dream world will set your soul wandering for eternity, demon.

[Evenstar227]

by changing his signature to "too cool for a signature", ^^ caused a rift in the fabric of space-time that will eventually develop into a massive super black hole that will destroy the entire universe

[Ninjinister]

^ Has gnarly TMNT quotes and a spiffy image as a signature.

[cowabunga14]

^^ has a decent signature

[Bigfoot]

^^ Smells like peanut butter.

[Jester]

^tastes like peanut butter...wait..wha?

[Bigfoot]

^^ Couldn't resist my peanut-buttery goodness.

[KROW]

^^ Voiced by John Goodman.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Voiced by Fran Drescher.

[Ninjinister]

^ Voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

[KROW]

^^ Played by Doris Roberts.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Wardrobe by Calvin Kline.

[KROW]

^^ Catered by Wal-Mart.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Make-up by Bozo the Clown.

[Ninjinister]

^ Took Willie Nelson's weed away from Baby Jesus

[Bigfoot]

^^ Wrestled Mini-Me for the last cube of red Jello.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Kept my freedom free.

[The Stryker]

^^ relliK

.

[Bigfoot]

^^...Tool...

[Ninjinister]

^ Tim Allen

[Evenstar227]

^^ has built up an immunity to iocane powder

[Ninjinister]

^ Is aware of that inconceivable fact.

[Wingnut]

^^ Harold of the Rocks

[Ninjinister]

^ Has a Screwloose

[Evenstar227]

^^ lost his marbles

[Ninjinister]

^ Doesn't know that I know exactly where my marbles are, I just never use them.

[Evenstar227]

^^ named his kusarigama "Mr Sniffles"

[Ninjinister]

^ Named her pillow "The S".

[Archon_Turtle]

^^Reminds me of the babe.

[Evenstar227]

^^ has a sad love, deep in his eyes

[The Stryker]

^^ World Class Chicken Head

[Evenstar227]

^^ stole the Colonel's secret recipe

[Ninjinister]

^ Is allowed to lay a finger on my Butterfinger.

[The Stryker]

^^ Bad at being subtle

[Ninjinister]

^ Has confused me.

[Evenstar227]

^^ sometimes feels like a
http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/images/banners/product_banner_aj.gif
sometimes a
http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/images/banners/product_banner_mounds.gif

[Ninjinister]

^ Has me now craving a Mounds bar.

[Evenstar227]

^^ has to wait until after dinner so he doesn't spoil his appetite

[Ninjinister]

^ Is completely right about that.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Is considered a traitor to the south.

[cowabunga14]

^^ approves of that

[That Matt Guy]

^^Indeed. Indeed. Indeed.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Patriotic

[That Matt Guy]

^^Known for trashing cabins in northern Ontario.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Has me confused with someone else.

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Is secretly compensating for his tiny tiny...feet.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Wishes he had feet as big as mine.

[The Stryker]

^^ The fly in everyone's foot cream

[Bigfoot]

^^ Has been waiting for me.

[The Stryker]

^^ Ain't that special

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Now with 30% more lame :-P

[Bigfoot]

^^ Scared of dust bunnies.

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Dust Bunnie.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty-four.

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Gets mad props for quoting Cash.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes to smell, count, listen to and spend cash.

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ Knows me very well.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Starting to get to know me.

[cowabunga14]

^^ would rather milk a cow

[Bigfoot]

^^ Would rather flick a booger.

[Jester]

^does a mean Bobcat Goldthwait impression.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Should see my Puddy impression.

[Ninjinister]

^ Does an awesome Bigfoot impression.

...oh wait....

[Bigfoot]

^^ Should try doing a Rocky impression.

[Jester]

^wonders if it would compliment my Bullwinkle impression. :P

[Bigfoot]

^^ Famous moose impersonator.

[Jester]

^wants to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Wants me to pull his finger.

[Jester]

^wants new shoes for his BIG FEET!!

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows that the Internet is for porn.

[Jester]

^knows everyone's a little bit racist.

[Ninjinister]

^ Is not wearing underwear today.

[Jester]

^knows it sucks to be me!

[Evenstar227]

^^ is a brick house, and is letting it all hang out

[Jester]

^broke the Avenue Q streak...:P

[Evenstar227]

^^ streaked along the avenue

(Hey, I was on the road for 10+ hours today! Give a girl a break! :P)

[Jester]

^knows I was running out of ideas...

^'s girlfriend lives in Canada.

^made a mix tape, he was thinking of me, which shows he cares.

^wishes (s)he could go back to college.

I think that's all of them.....:P

[Evenstar227]

^^ forgot one :D

[Ninjinister]

^ Has 333 posts as of this writing, making her only half evil.

[cowabunga14]

^^ wants to keep it that way

[Bigfoot]

^^ Plays it safe...

[Jester]

^is one of the 13 Monsters of Max Winters...


You know like the 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo...remember? Stop looking at me like that...guys?

[Bigfoot]

^^ Seems very paranoid tonight.

[Jester]

^knows more about old Hanna-Barbera shows than I give him credit. :P

[Bigfoot]

^^ Knows more about flinging poo than I give him credit for...lol... j/k

[Jester]

^knows what Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and Lion-o have in common...

[Bigfoot]

^^ Doesn't know what half of 2+2 is.

[Lycanth]

^will hopefully be gentle with me. It's my first time.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Laying low in a blood filled trench.

[Ninjinister]

^ Is livin' in a box, livin' in a cardboard box

[Bigfoot]

^^ Livin' outside the box.

[That Matt Guy]

^^You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.

[Bigfoot]

^^May find himself living inside the Love Shack.

[Evenstar227]

^^ made a wrong turn in the Love Canal, and somehow ended up in the fire swamp

[Bigfoot]

^^ Knows about the switcheroo.

[cowabunga14]

^^ has some crust to deal with

[That Matt Guy]

^^Has a lot of crust to come around here.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes pizza crust.

[Jester]

^ likes crusty pizza...ewwwww!

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes his women like he likes his pizza crust... thin...

[That Matt Guy]

^^Also likes his women like he likes his pizza... delivered 20 minutes late and covered in olives.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes his women like he likes his burgers...greasy double with cheese.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Likes his burgers like he likes his women, made from 100% ground beef and served on a sesame bun.

[Jester]

^likes his...um...his....um...pass.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Flustered

[That Matt Guy]

^^Never forgave Robert E. Lee for Pickett's Charge.

[Jester]

^observant.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes to watch.

[Evenstar227]

^^ likes to film (then sells the DVDs from the trunk of his car)

[Ninjinister]

^ Makes tasty orange juice

[Archon_Turtle]

^^ replys to this thread too quickly

[cowabunga14]

^^ needs to reply quicker

[That Matt Guy]

^^Pryed the rifle from Charlton Heston's cold dead hands.

[Jester]

^is located where Shredder also hangs out...I got nothing....

[That Matt Guy]

^^You took our world and you bled it dry.

[Evenstar227]

^^ gets his best lines from ABBA songs

[cowabunga14]

^^ thinks of that often

[Bigfoot]

^^ Obscure...

[That Matt Guy]

^^Enjoys sleeping like a coyote - nose to anus.

[Ninjinister]

^ Hates sleeping like a meatball

[Evenstar227]

^^'s slogan:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/2614149832_ec1a2363e5.jpg?v=0

[Ninjinister]

^ Makes me wish that slogan were true.

[Evenstar227]

^^ should wish upon a star

[Ninjinister]

^ Should wish that I should wish upon a star.

[Evenstar227]

^^ does a good Dr Seuss impression

[Ninjinister]

^ Seems to point out my impressions quite often.

[Evenstar227]

<< didn't quite understand that ... ^^ known Post-It Notes® horder

[Ninjinister]

^ Should be able to understand it now.

[Evenstar227]

^^ master ventriloquist

[Ninjinister]

^ An adorable Muppet.

[Evenstar227]

^^ a slightly menacing guest star

[Ninjinister]

^ Is a warm and kind person.

[Jester]

^knows of my weakness for Alison Mack.

[Ninjinister]

^ Has a thing for blondes who hang out with aliens.

[Evenstar227]

^^ knows flattery works like a charm

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows what to say to make me feel good.

[Jester]

^still thinks I have a decent sense of humor...right?

[Evenstar227]

^^ trusts the Midas touch

[Ninjinister]

^Thinks Jester HAS the Midas touch, and that he touched it too much.

[That Matt Guy]

^^It was dark all around, there was frost in the ground when The S broke free. And no one survived from the Royal Fusiliers Company C.

[Evenstar227]

^^ full of rhyme

[Ninjinister]

^ Full of win.

[Evenstar227]

^^ full of vim

[Ninjinister]

^ Made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

[Evenstar227]

^^ made of sushi, shuriken, and Starbucks coffee

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows what I'm made of.

[Evenstar227]

^^ knows the secret of NIMH

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows the Secret of the Ooze.

[Evenstar227]

^^ earns 100 bonus points for TMNT reference, and my unholy wrath since I totally didn't think of it first

[Ninjinister]

^ Can exchange unholy wrath for holy kindness, a hug, and a smoothee.

[Evenstar227]

^^ should have asked for a Peppermint White Chocolate Starbucks mocha...them's is good...

[Ninjinister]

^ Has inspired me to walk down to Starbucks and get one myself.

[Evenstar227]

^^ should see if he can complete a survey in order to get a FREE mocha, like I did ^_^

[Ninjinister]

^ Should know I'll just stab a barista, thus causing fear in the others, who will make me whatever I want.

[Evenstar227]

^^ doesn't know how to enter the Labyrinth

[Ninjinister]

^ Obviously doesn't know that a ninja can maneuver through a Labyrinth as if it were a straight corridor.

[Evenstar227]

^^ better watch out for the oubliette

[That Matt Guy]

^^Buy my book. Buy my book. Buy my book. Buy my book.

[Ninjinister]

^ Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book. Burn my book.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Not a fan of the Billy Mays All Caps Thread.

[Evenstar227]

^^ gets his kicks on Route 666

[Ninjinister]

^ It's her way. There is no highway option.

[Evenstar227]

^^ could write awesome rules for Chuck Norris

[Ninjinister]

^ Doesn't know Chuck Norris is my second most hated person in the world.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Mad at Chuck Norris for eating the last cookie.

[Evenstar227]

^^ was spelling bee champion of Riverside Elementary School in 3rd grade

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows that San Dimas High School football rules.

[cowabunga14]

^^ apparently cares about sports

[That Matt Guy]

^^Thinks this is some good cherry pie and damn good coffee.

[cowabunga14]

^^ was shocked when he found out who killed Laura Palmer

[That Matt Guy]

^^Finally entered the Black Lodge.

[Ninjinister]

^ Proud drinker of PowerThirst: Rocket Edition, specifically Fizzbitch flavour.

[Jester]

^knows that Brawn-do has what plants crave...it has electrolytes.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Knows I'm still thinking about that cherry pie.

[Ninjinister]

^ Obviously knows his Mark Little energy drink parodies.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Replies quickly.

[Ninjinister]

^ Didn't notice I didn't reply quickly enough, as I was replying to Jester.

[Bigfoot]

^^On top of his game...

[Ninjinister]

^ Somewhere in the middle of a dog pile.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Likes furries...

[Ninjinister]

^ May not realize that by using the persona of a beast with fur, he himself would be considered a furry.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Should know I know...

[Ninjinister]

^ Knows more than I credit him for.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Currently grieving the death of a reptile.

[Ninjinister]

^ Doesn't realize I'm more pissed at idiots, than what he stated.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Stripped of his avatar and signature.

[Ninjinister]

^ Is probably the only one to have noticed.

[That Matt Guy]

^^Assumed a new alias.

[Ninjinister]

^ Is very perceptive.

< Started page 100 of this topic. Yeah!

[Evenstar227]

^^ doesn't realize it's page 50 for me

[The Stryker]

^^ number 50 on the list of chickenheads

[Bigfoot]

^^ Number 1 on the list of things that don't work.

[The Stryker]

^^ Huge Tool

[Bigfoot]

^^ Only knows how to use a hoe.

[The Stryker]

^^ Starting to sound kinda racist.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Must be a minority.

[The Stryker]

^^ Laying it on thick

[Bigfoot]

^^ Obviously took offense.

[The Stryker]

^^ Obviously can't read people

[Evenstar227]

^^ addicted to Froot Loops

[Ninjinister]

^ Gets a chuckle when cereal and fruit snack commercials indicate that their foodstuff is "fruity".

[Evenstar227]

^^ a knight ninja in shining shadowed armor shinobi shozoku

[Ninjinister]

^ Is damn right.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Shape shifting name changer.

[Ninjinister]

^.... Name shifting...shape changer?

I've got nothing.

[Bigfoot]

^^ Cliff hanging grape banger?

[Ninjinister]

O.O ^ Has been watching me bang grapes. VOYEUR!

[That Matt Guy]

^^Shoved his grandma down a flight of stairs.