Anarky
05-18-2005, 01:10 PM
Hey everybody,
not only comedy is funny. No, politics are even funnier. I can't remember when the Simpsons last had me laughing like that.
Well, thing is, there are a couple of lunatics at work. In Germany that is. They actually made a study on the subject of "Gender foresting". And it is hilarious.
Here's the situation: In Nordrheinwestfalen (NRW) there is this political faction called Red/Green (Rot/Grün in German) and they really do care a lot about environmental... eh... stuff. So, they're very active in terms of preservation (more on that later) and of course, the woods.
That being said, they gave the OK for this study. It cost 25'000 €. Quite a lot of money, so it has to be important, right? The study was then, in the middle of April revealed to the general public, and laughed at. Why, you ask? Well, the study's main task was to find out how men and women feel when they're in the forest. I must say: WOW! Amazing, I've never heard, seen or read anything that important. I bet millions ...no, billions, thousands of billions of people can be helped with that study.
Some believed it was a joke, but sometimes these days, the amazing, spectacular, amazing and downright important results were published. They go as follows (The importancy... mind the importancy):
Both genders go into forests
Male people want to climb on trees, make trips at night and really want to just let it all go
Female people on the other hand side want to pet animals and go barefoot over the soft soil.
to illustrate the importancy of this matter, I'll name the price once again: 25000 €.
As for preservation, Red/green really wants to make an effort too. So they refused to accept a expansion of a landing strip for airplanes, because the need to build a bridge would have come up. Red/Green is not against bridges but they simply can't stand the fact that they'd deliver darkness for 0.1% of NRW's population of Lamprey. This cannot be accepted. So there had to be a bridge which is made of glass bricks so that the Lamprey can have daylight underneith the bridge.
"Unbeknownst" to Red/green, a couple of meters up the river (and river is an overrating that thingy of water) there's a highwaybridge and the lamprey have to go through a dark pipe anyways.
Gender Foresting provides the most interesting facts I have ever read in my entire life and the Lamprey-project is very imporant for 0.1% of NRW's Lamprey.
... and no, I'm not kidding.
not only comedy is funny. No, politics are even funnier. I can't remember when the Simpsons last had me laughing like that.
Well, thing is, there are a couple of lunatics at work. In Germany that is. They actually made a study on the subject of "Gender foresting". And it is hilarious.
Here's the situation: In Nordrheinwestfalen (NRW) there is this political faction called Red/Green (Rot/Grün in German) and they really do care a lot about environmental... eh... stuff. So, they're very active in terms of preservation (more on that later) and of course, the woods.
That being said, they gave the OK for this study. It cost 25'000 €. Quite a lot of money, so it has to be important, right? The study was then, in the middle of April revealed to the general public, and laughed at. Why, you ask? Well, the study's main task was to find out how men and women feel when they're in the forest. I must say: WOW! Amazing, I've never heard, seen or read anything that important. I bet millions ...no, billions, thousands of billions of people can be helped with that study.
Some believed it was a joke, but sometimes these days, the amazing, spectacular, amazing and downright important results were published. They go as follows (The importancy... mind the importancy):
Both genders go into forests
Male people want to climb on trees, make trips at night and really want to just let it all go
Female people on the other hand side want to pet animals and go barefoot over the soft soil.
to illustrate the importancy of this matter, I'll name the price once again: 25000 €.
As for preservation, Red/green really wants to make an effort too. So they refused to accept a expansion of a landing strip for airplanes, because the need to build a bridge would have come up. Red/Green is not against bridges but they simply can't stand the fact that they'd deliver darkness for 0.1% of NRW's population of Lamprey. This cannot be accepted. So there had to be a bridge which is made of glass bricks so that the Lamprey can have daylight underneith the bridge.
"Unbeknownst" to Red/green, a couple of meters up the river (and river is an overrating that thingy of water) there's a highwaybridge and the lamprey have to go through a dark pipe anyways.
Gender Foresting provides the most interesting facts I have ever read in my entire life and the Lamprey-project is very imporant for 0.1% of NRW's Lamprey.
... and no, I'm not kidding.