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XERO
01-07-2006, 08:36 AM
The Haiku game is here! 8)

Fir those who do not know what a haiku is, it's a unique poem with a 5-7-5 sequence of syllables.

The first sentence has 5 syllables.

Then the second sentence has 7.

The third and final sentence returns back to five.

For example this is a haiku about dogs:

FIRST SENTENCE: Love to wag their tails (5 syllables)
SECOND SENTENCE: Sniff their butts and lick themselves. (7 syllables)
FINAL SENTENCE: Dubbed a man's best friend. (5 syllables)

Haikus don't really have to rhyme. As long as they're in that correct syllable for form.

Hope you guys understand the rules. :)

Anything goes. Just keep it clean and keep it green.

I'll go first:

The TMNT
Supercool and tough as shell
Cowabunga, dudes!

XERO
05-11-2006, 09:27 PM
And make sure that you
Have me standing over him
Flexing my muscles.

I sure miss you, Mask
Hope that all is well with you
Konami 4 Lyfe.

:) :D

Artemesia
05-12-2006, 12:21 PM
I have money now!
Sold my textbooks, cashed my check
Turtles DVD!

Finals are over
Celebrate with a cold treat
Yum! Banana split!

Ra
05-14-2006, 05:24 AM
Dude! I hardly post
Here anymore. What's with that?
I think I'm crazy

o_O

Katie
05-15-2006, 12:31 PM
You think you're crazy???
I know you are for a fact!
Nah, Ra, I'm kidding :D

XERO
05-15-2006, 03:09 PM
Katie, don't do that!
Don't call Ra crazy or else
She will go crazy!

:P

Sewer Bull
05-15-2006, 03:15 PM
ay ay ay ay ay
ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
ay ay ay ay ay

<now who's crazy?>

XERO
05-15-2006, 09:32 PM
Crazy, crazy cow
Crazy, crazy, crazy, cow
Youse a CRAZY cow!

Artemesia
05-16-2006, 02:11 PM
Ah, mad cow disease
and bird flu make all of us
vegetarians

Katie
05-17-2006, 02:38 PM
The mad cow disease
Comes from eating ground up brains
Why would you do that? :dead:

Artemesia
05-18-2006, 12:04 PM
Cannibalism,
It's so much fun. You should try.
It tastes just like pork.

Katie
05-21-2006, 01:16 PM
..."tastes just like pork"...oh...dear...god :sick:


um on that note...

Let's all raise a glass
To a lad of twenty-three,
His Bullness..Rob-san :D


*skulks away to be alone again*

(seriously...I'm glad you had a nice birthday...I plan on running away from mine this year)

Sewer Bull
05-21-2006, 01:50 PM
Thanks a lot Katie,
but what's wrong with you, my dear,
why those worms in sig?

Katie
05-21-2006, 04:46 PM
No cause for worry
This life is full of drama
My sig says it all


Don't worry......all will be fine again on Tuesday. Ignore me for now.

XERO
05-21-2006, 07:28 PM
I can't ignore you
When your sig's so negative.
Please feel better, sis.

*hugs Katie*

Ra
06-06-2006, 08:04 AM
Tired, tired, oh,
I am so tired, someone
Please get out the gun...

Really, somebody shoot me. I can't feel my legs. :dead:

Masked Ninja
06-07-2006, 03:37 PM
I am a tad late
But here, an orange for Ra
Just because it's good.

I'm just sittin' here
Trying to get me a job
Poor lazy MN :trazz:

Sewer Bull
06-07-2006, 03:46 PM
OMG, MN
is actually still alive.
Praise the Lord, people!

XERO
06-24-2006, 09:50 AM
I am alive, too.
But my nose feels like a bomb
Waiting to explode.

:sick:

Artemesia
06-24-2006, 02:25 PM
Lord Evil is 30
Today's my husband's birthday
Happy birthday, hon.

Masked Ninja
06-24-2006, 10:08 PM
Please do not allow
Your nose to explode; at least...
Not all over me.

:sick: :P

XERO
06-24-2006, 10:45 PM
Kiss my shell, MN.
I'll take yer skull cap and then
Make it my hanky.

:P

Masked Ninja
06-24-2006, 11:25 PM
*winces* Eeeew! *removes skull cap and tucks it protectively in belt*

It looks like you need
Some lovely BENadryl, sir.
That should dry you up.

The Stryker
06-24-2006, 11:40 PM
Stryker Invasion Biz-natchs with Stupid Wrestling Haikus

There's another Kane.
He looks like a 'tard in drag.
DRAG him off my TV!


DX reunion...
What does DX stand for now?
Depends, Xtra strength.

Sewer Bull
06-25-2006, 12:50 AM
Hail to King Stryker
He'll be officially crowned...
...dude, why not "$tryker"?

XERO
06-25-2006, 09:07 AM
No, no, no, no, no!
Get it right, my cool, Bull-dude
It is QUEEN Stryker.

Katie
07-03-2006, 02:53 PM
Stryker--King or Queen,
What I really want to know
Is where is my crown?? :D

Sewer Bull
07-03-2006, 03:04 PM
Stryker and Katie
are sitting - where? - in the tree
K-I-.. *is clobbered* :dead:

Masked Ninja
07-04-2006, 12:44 AM
Mask had been asleep -
He opens his eyes and hands
the Bull some bandaids.

And now for something completely different:

Alas, the conflict!
I have a story I wrote
But fear it's cheesy. :|

iris
07-04-2006, 01:04 AM
that's odd, 'cause I feel
disappointed when no one
makes fun of my work :)

Masked Ninja
07-04-2006, 08:07 AM
Hmf. Perhaps later
I shall offer it online
For people to mock. :)

Sewer Bull
07-04-2006, 08:21 AM
Bring it on, MN
I need something good to read.
I won't laugh, I swear.

*puts the right hoof on his heart*

XERO
07-05-2006, 09:25 PM
A new story, Mask?
Awesome, righteous, radical!
Er... am I in it?

:P

The Stryker
07-07-2006, 03:30 AM
RVD's busted.
Robbie should have JUST SAID NO...
Now we're stuck with Show!

(( No one reads my stories anymore :cry: :cry: :cry: ))

Katie
07-07-2006, 07:31 AM
They read your stories
I'm just the only one who
Takes the time to post :)

XERO
07-07-2006, 11:58 AM
Looks like it is time
For the Takeover to rise
And reclaim our place.

Masked Ninja
07-07-2006, 10:47 PM
*bows* Right. It's now time.
The Takeover must regain
Its glory. *fistraise*

iris
07-08-2006, 07:35 AM
A bold game plan of
subversive domination?
I'm a little scared.

Sewer Bull
07-08-2006, 10:20 AM
Blah! Don't count on it!
Over my dead body shall
the Takeover reign!

Katie
07-08-2006, 01:36 PM
I felt the need to
join in all this new writing
I apologise :oops:

Masked Ninja
07-08-2006, 11:43 PM
Stand well back, heathens!
For the Takeover can spew
Bad writing, if forced.

Yes, we can scribble
The worst prose ever conceived
And rot your face off.
:evilgrin:

Sewer Bull
07-14-2006, 03:19 PM
Let's come together,
right now, oh yeah, in a sweet
harmony, oh yeah

*gently swings his hips*

KROW
07-14-2006, 10:28 PM
My nuts are cracking,
My consciousness is lacking,
Give me some vodka

Ra
07-15-2006, 02:07 AM
Krow is on a high
He is flying so high now
He can see China.

:| Well, I couldn't fit "Great Wall of China" in there, so...

XERO
07-24-2006, 10:42 AM
Man born in Bangkok
That has huge testicles dubbed
"Great Balls of China."

Ra
08-13-2006, 01:08 AM
Hahahahaha
Benven just made a funny
He made me laugh hard. :P

Sewer Bull
08-13-2006, 02:46 AM
That funny was made
two weeks ago, my dear Ra.
So it's not that "just"

:P

Katie
08-13-2006, 07:38 AM
There once was a man
from Nantucket who....oh no
this is not haiku :ohwell:

iris
08-13-2006, 04:42 PM
If I have to do
ONE MORE knavish math question
I'm going to scream.

:cry:

GRE test tomorrow. arrrrgh...

Katie
08-14-2006, 07:21 AM
ewwwwwwwwww I took that test.
I really thought I would die
Stressful GRE

Masked Ninja
08-14-2006, 02:41 PM
I feel so lazy
Haven't done productive stuff
In weeks, it feels like.

School starts again in three weeks... I can't wait to have routine again... *dies*

iris
08-14-2006, 06:07 PM
oh praise Thor. it's over.
score was average... oh well
can't fix it now. :)

(yay)

Ra
09-09-2006, 08:53 PM
I feel like Leo;
Too many choices to make
Must meditate now

Katie
09-29-2006, 05:58 PM
Fall chill is in the air
Days are warm and nights are cold
Perfect for snuggling :goofygri:

Katie
09-30-2006, 11:24 AM
Sniffles have now left
My fever has gone away
antibiotics :D

Masked Ninja
09-30-2006, 03:51 PM
So freaking tired
School kicks my butt and steals sleep
I'm a Maya n00b.

Ra
10-07-2006, 06:57 PM
I have been away,
For two weeks now and counting.
But now I am back.

YAY! :D

Wes
10-19-2006, 03:45 PM
then welcome back, Ra
hope your travels were nifty
and that you had cheese

Ra
10-23-2006, 03:46 AM
Oh, yes, cheese was there
And chocolate and ice-cream
...who am I kidding? :cry:

Katie
10-23-2006, 06:04 PM
cheese and chocolate cake?
Give a girl a stomach ache
no more can I take :lol:

Ra
10-24-2006, 06:30 AM
Right now I'm running
Off the caleries I have
Put on with those treats.

Remember kids, it's easy to put the weight on, but it's harder to take it off :dead:

Sewer Bull
01-03-2007, 11:33 AM
What's wrong with you guys?
This thread has been dead for months!
It should be revived.

Katie
01-03-2007, 02:37 PM
oh Bull you just hush!
I can't write when my mind is
a big ball of mush :cry:

iris
01-03-2007, 02:43 PM
Wow... rhyming haikus?
I'm not sure I can compete!
What rhymes with "haikus"?

Sewer Bull
01-03-2007, 02:43 PM
What is wrong, my dear?
Life's been biting you lately?
You know where I am.

Katie
01-03-2007, 03:06 PM
you know the story
today I feel as if something
is horribly wrong

I get these....feelings....and...I had one last night

Ra
01-05-2007, 01:56 AM
Poor, poor, poor Katie
I truely wish you good luck
And no more horror

:)

Sewer Bull
01-10-2007, 11:40 AM
Quit the sad faces
Altogether now, people:
Hava Nagila!

MadPirateBunny
01-10-2007, 03:40 PM
Hava Nagila?
What in the world does that mean?
Carry me away.

Katie
01-10-2007, 05:30 PM
it's now plain to me
that Bunny has yet to see
Any Bar Mitzvahs

Masked Ninja
01-10-2007, 05:49 PM
I just feel so blah
Motivation to do stuff
Just isn't coming.

:|

Katie
01-10-2007, 05:56 PM
I'd offer you some tea...
or maybe something to eat...
no, scratch that..SUGAR :evilgrin:

HA! I'm KROW!!

MadPirateBunny
01-10-2007, 11:19 PM
Sorry. Not Jewish
Neither reddish nor blueish
Does color matter?

Sewer Bull
01-11-2007, 01:11 AM
The Tick was blueish
And "Hava Nagila" means
"Let's rejoice!", Bunny.

MadPirateBunny
01-11-2007, 03:32 PM
I learned something new.
Tonight I'm going skating
hope no blisters, booo

Katie
01-19-2007, 08:29 PM
Couldest thou tell me
Where for art thou, dearest love
forsooth, I grow cold

MadPirateBunny
01-20-2007, 12:44 AM
Would thou let me tell
of life of love of delight
warmed by my fire

Katie
02-10-2007, 09:26 PM
It's been a long time
since this darn thread was active
I'll make it up now :D

MadPirateBunny
02-12-2007, 09:58 AM
I wait just for you.
By the fountain in the yard
With hearts and flowers

Alone there I stand
Desperate. longing for you
With candy and smiles

How long was I here?
My heart, by now, deflated
The Candy melted

The Roses wilted
My spirits dissipated
My smile has faded

I would have waited
But my soul is worn too thin
I forgot my name

Dead flowers are dropped
Tiny birds distracted me
Pretty flying things.

Ra
03-18-2007, 12:55 AM
I feel like crap
My school life is crashing and
Burning before me

:cry:

MadPirateBunny
03-19-2007, 08:48 AM
Big fat hugs for Ra
Life is not something easy
hope you feel better!

Ra
03-27-2007, 02:34 AM
Thank you very much,
Oh supreme ruler of ducks.
I love you for it :)

MadPirateBunny
03-27-2007, 09:20 AM
Quack quack spiffy quack
In secret code to the quack
Quack quack welcome quack.

:evilgrin:

Sewer Bull
04-10-2007, 03:17 AM
Why has this thread died?
One needs creativity
to type here - that's why?

MadPirateBunny
04-10-2007, 04:17 PM
Creativity
A five sylable word, yay!
Good job, bully boy!

Katie
04-10-2007, 05:48 PM
Homoerotic
Homosexuality
Ode to Bull and Spawn. :P

Sorry...I couldn't resist :(

MadPirateBunny
04-12-2007, 08:55 AM
Today is a thursday.
What a happy day it is.
Let us celebrate!

Sewer Bull
04-12-2007, 09:28 AM
Homoerotic
Homosexuality
Ode to Bull and Spawn. :P

Sorry...I couldn't resist :(

My dearest Katie,
yur asking for some spanking?
That can be arranged.

Ra
04-12-2007, 09:39 PM
Everyone, please run,
For I fear I'm about to
Sing karaoke :o

MadPirateBunny
04-12-2007, 11:00 PM
It canít be that bad
Just sing, sign loud, sing proudly
Besides, we love you

Ra
04-13-2007, 04:44 AM
I'm feeling happy,
I'm just feeling way to glad,
...I'm seeing colors...

*takes a few more happy pills*

Katie
04-13-2007, 05:45 AM
my dear sweet Bull.
Only one man is allowed
To spank MY tight @$$ :P

Ra
04-13-2007, 06:01 AM
Oh...um...er...oh dear...
Er...This is pretty awkward.
I will wait outside :|

MadPirateBunny
04-14-2007, 12:34 AM
I'm so with you Ra.
They start talking all kinky
and we're out the door.

Katie
04-14-2007, 06:52 AM
oh no dear ladies...
I was not talking Kinky
he is not that man 8)

XERO
04-14-2007, 12:07 PM
Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!
What's with all the weird sex talk?
... Katie's @$$ is tight?

MadPirateBunny
04-15-2007, 10:56 AM
I didn't say sex.
kinky isn't sex, it's not
It's simply kinky.

:evilgrin:

Ra
04-15-2007, 04:46 PM
Hm, Kinky is fun,
Kinky is saying things
That have duel meaning!


(Possibly :P)

Katie
04-15-2007, 09:14 PM
Plentiful assets
My guy has realized this fact
They will soon be his


Superstitious ode...
Triskadecaphobia
The fear of thirteen

MadPirateBunny
04-18-2007, 12:54 PM
I awoke this morn
to see the beauty of you
and I am in love

bullet
04-18-2007, 01:19 PM
NOT HAIKU
beauty lies elsewhere
bereaved of morning sun
there is no love

MadPirateBunny
04-18-2007, 01:26 PM
great poem, but sir,
Haikus have 5 syllables
Then seven then five

bullet
04-18-2007, 01:35 PM
i like the uncy
clopedia version more be
cause it's hilari




ous. :P

MadPirateBunny
04-18-2007, 11:54 PM
... you're fired

bullet
04-19-2007, 12:11 AM
i
am
fired? :(

Sewer Bull
04-19-2007, 12:22 AM
This thread is sacred
and has its own holy rules.
Don't try to mock them.

MadPirateBunny
04-19-2007, 12:44 AM
OCD crazy
and keeping it in straight lines
but you're not fired.

bullet
04-19-2007, 12:56 AM
i apologize
i shouldn't have broken the
rules...i just tried to

Sewer Bull
04-19-2007, 01:09 AM
I'm not mad with you.
You used a nice enjambment.
You can stay with us.

MadPirateBunny
04-22-2007, 12:54 PM
oh beautiful day
I love the flowers and trees
come play with me please.

bullet
04-22-2007, 01:20 PM
flowers and trees kill
my nose...so i can't go there
to play with you :(

iris
04-22-2007, 01:59 PM
I am uninspired.
Shall I plagiarize myself?
I was hyper. I wrote:

astronomical
light, fusion, radiant warmth
can't outshine us now

MadPirateBunny
04-22-2007, 03:20 PM
So I'm all alone
Sitting outside 'neath the trees
with none to play with

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:19 PM
In summer sunshine
A butterfly, a flower
I feel at peace here

bullet
05-04-2007, 04:01 PM
something something...some
thing smells. i wonder what he
could be cooking now?

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 04:53 PM
something something...some
thing smells. i wonder what he
could be cooking now?

Hamburger, or steak
He is cooking a fine meal
I can't wait to eat

Katie
05-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Hamburger, or steak
He is cooking a fine meal
I can't wait to eat


Hamburger or steak
red meat is stuff I won't eat
bring on the chicken! :evilgrin:

MadPirateBunny
05-09-2007, 09:24 PM
Blood guts gore wreckage
Spilled out and raw on the floor
Nightmares made of these

bullet
05-09-2007, 10:12 PM
carnage carnage car-
nage carnage carnage carnage!
carnage carnage eh?

MadPirateBunny
05-10-2007, 01:07 AM
Dripping bleeding mine
Split open, spilled on the floor
Seeping weeping more.

Sewer Bull
05-11-2007, 06:19 AM
The poem of an emo hooker:

I suck, I suck, I
sucksucksucksucksucksucksuck
I suck, I suck, yeah. :cry:

MadPirateBunny
05-11-2007, 08:23 AM
That brings a tear to my eye, bully. And I feel moved to give my own emo hooker haiku.

Suck, I suck, I suck
sucksucksucksucksucksucksuck
I suck, slit my wrists.

Katie
05-13-2007, 06:30 PM
Oh my freaking God....
What's with all these dead hookers?
someone call the morgue

MadPirateBunny
05-13-2007, 10:38 PM
no more dead hookers
no sucks no ducks and no trucks
for Katie has said.


:D

shuriken
06-04-2007, 05:31 PM
Nobody will suck
Not a hooker nor a duck
Still, Nobody sucks

for all of you Nobody Fans:D

MadPirateBunny
06-05-2007, 10:07 AM
Is but a moment
A flash of need and desire
Is only a dream

Mr. Leon
06-09-2007, 08:15 PM
Like December snow
A fragile and pure feeling
Intense but fleeting

Courk
06-09-2007, 08:25 PM
I'm not the biggest fan of haikus, but this pair are high on my list of favorite poems. Copied from elsewhere because there is no way I'm this original:

There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Looked like Haiku. When

Asked why this was, he
Answered "Because the pay is
Much better for two."

Mr. Leon
06-09-2007, 08:39 PM
I'm not the biggest fan of haikus, but this pair are high on my list of favorite poems. Copied from elsewhere because there is no way I'm this original:

There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Looked like Haiku. When

Asked why this was, he
Answered "Because the pay is
Much better for two."

LOL. That's pretty cool.

MadPirateBunny
06-13-2007, 11:17 PM
It is quiet time
don't cry, dont talk just quiet
soon meds will begin

bullet
06-13-2007, 11:34 PM
whenever i o-
pen the blinds i find that steel
bars still blind my view

MadPirateBunny
06-13-2007, 11:56 PM
Shh. here comes the nurse
I hope she did not hear me
I'm sawing through bars.

bullet
06-14-2007, 12:01 AM
she only pours gas
oline down my glass throat but
i'd rather have milk

MadPirateBunny
06-14-2007, 12:09 AM
milk does good body
that's what the commercial says
strong bones strong teeth yay

Mr. Leon
06-15-2007, 10:09 PM
Of her warm nature
I am fond of her essence
A warm light she has

MadPirateBunny
06-16-2007, 01:37 AM
Wind against my face
Fairy kisses on my cheeks
Oh beautiful day

Mr. Leon
06-16-2007, 12:26 PM
Cold blade on my skin
The sting of defeat again
I'll not fail this time

SassyGal
06-17-2007, 11:16 PM
The poem of an emo hooker:

I suck, I suck, I
sucksucksucksucksucksucksuck
I suck, I suck, yeah. :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That made me laugh soooooooo hard!!!

I have no haiku in return :cry: I will think of one and post, although I doubt it will match all the emo hooker ones ;)

MadPirateBunny
06-17-2007, 11:35 PM
been trying to write
but blades nick at my fingers
blood stains the paper

SassyGal
06-17-2007, 11:39 PM
I got one!

Love sleeps soundly here
His snores can wake the dead men
I stay up all night

Ram Bam is soooooooooo gonna kill me when he reads this :lol:

a_big_apple
06-25-2007, 12:04 PM
Does anybody
remember in the Archie
comics when Mike and

Oyuki flew kites
and exchanged haikus? It was
so adorable.

This thread reminds me
that I used to write haikus
when I couldn't sleep.

MadPirateBunny
09-17-2007, 01:26 PM
It's been quiet here
But that's not a bad thing as
Haikus can be fun

Katie
11-14-2007, 07:20 PM
This thread is so dead
No one's loved it for so long
I think I will write

Masked Ninja
11-14-2007, 10:34 PM
I'm glad for Katie
Now I have such warm fuzzies
Thanks for the haiku
:tlove:

The Stryker
11-15-2007, 03:15 AM
Know our name, Fear It.
Keep it close to your black soul.
Project One Six One.

Ra
11-15-2007, 04:27 AM
It was only now
I realized that dear Stryker
Updated his sig

Katie
11-15-2007, 05:17 AM
Wow! Look at the love
From Mask and Ra and Stryker
Now I'm so happy :D

Ra
11-15-2007, 05:21 AM
Anything for you,
Everyone's dear friend Katie.
We love to help out ;)

MadPirateBunny
11-15-2007, 09:03 AM
what about bunny?
don't you know she loves her too?
oh the haiku love!

<3

Katie
11-15-2007, 06:08 PM
I got so much love
All diff'rent kinds of love too
my friends and my sweet :D

Ra
11-16-2007, 10:17 PM
Sometimes we must bump
Old threads up since they are so
Dearly missed by us.

The Stryker
11-16-2007, 10:45 PM
Pretend you are safe
Hide under your sheet of lies
We'll always find you

Project one six one
the unstoppable brute force
of a broken world.

Magdolin
11-18-2007, 06:33 AM
Care and love are the
best you can give a friend that
you love so very much.

Magdolin
11-18-2007, 12:32 PM
I love my family
I am sure I could not live
without them with me

I can't wait untill
my sister get's home, so I
can give her a hug

Magdolin
11-19-2007, 10:27 AM
I wish somebody
would write a haiku, but it
seems that nobody will.

a_big_apple
11-19-2007, 01:27 PM
Everyone's got lots
to do, I guess, but haikus
don't take very long.

Turkey, potatoes
yams, stuffing and shoo-fly pie
Thanksgiving tastes great!

The Stryker
11-20-2007, 01:32 AM
Betrayal, Sickness
Genocide, Plague and slow deaths
Still, we celebrate?

Bddrraaaaah! Screw Thanksgivin'

MadPirateBunny
11-20-2007, 03:04 PM
is there less reason?
of blood and carnage and end?
hush now my baby.

a_big_apple
11-20-2007, 06:34 PM
I'm with you on the
genocide and badness. So
I celebrate FOOD. :)

Cure
11-20-2007, 06:41 PM
Haikus are so lame.
So why am I writing one?
We shall never know.

Ra
11-23-2007, 05:03 PM
Now there's a member
That I've never seen here before.
Did games get boring?

Then again, I should
Not talk. I seem to dwell in
Both aspects life.

Of forum games and
Real games, I mean. Cripes, I am
Rambling again.

The Stryker
11-23-2007, 11:51 PM
Project One Six One
Project One Six One stands for
The Age of The Fall.

What does it all mean?
That's something you'll find out in
Due Time. Be Prepared.

Swany
11-24-2007, 02:05 PM
This will be the first
Haiku I've ever written
It sucks total a$$

--

I have decided
That all you need in this life
Is a little love

<3

Voltron
11-24-2007, 02:07 PM
It's called a stanza
Not a sentence in poems
Err like summer ice

How does it feel now?
To get the sickest of burns!?
Like the winter snow?

MadPirateBunny
11-26-2007, 01:32 PM
we talk fire and ice
but can't it be both senses?
so cold, it burns us

Voltron
11-26-2007, 02:11 PM
Let it be known, guys
That I am better than you
My glory, depthless

Katie
11-26-2007, 06:09 PM
All you need is love
The words of one John Lennon
Catcher in the Rye

Tell you how I feel
burnt, spent, angry, used, and played
yep, that's about it

MadPirateBunny
11-27-2007, 07:57 AM
is it about you?
we are all here together
love hate life and death

Swany
11-27-2007, 01:27 PM
I'll quote Bob Dylan
"The times they are a-changin'"
Does that still ring true?

The Stryker
11-27-2007, 03:41 PM
Happy new year slave.
Another year with no gain.
Stay in your place, dog.

MadPirateBunny
12-01-2007, 11:10 AM
oh stop it. Really
You want me to clean your what?
HA! Not in this life.

Katie
12-01-2007, 08:38 PM
Thistle in the wind
looks so soft, yet has thorns
a portrait of me

Ra
12-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Scooby Dooby Doo,
Where are you? We've some work
To do right about now...

Katie
12-05-2007, 08:28 PM
Once upon a time,
I was writing a haiku......
gunshots. That's the end.

Bigfoot
12-11-2007, 11:30 PM
Snickers for breakfast

showering is optional

I'm on vacation

Katie
12-12-2007, 05:48 AM
like a boomerang
the bad that you say and do
will always come back


Ah vacation time
I get eleven days off
I can breathe again


yesterday was hot
today there is lots of rain
Saturday it's ice


Living in the south
I rarely ever see snow
have a wet Christmas


shopping in the ice
will be a dangerous thing
but it must be done

Bigfoot
12-12-2007, 11:30 PM
The drugs are no help...
The nightmares are getting worse.
I wake up screaming!

The monkeys attack...
They use light bulbs as weapons.
Quick, everyone hide!

MadPirateBunny
12-13-2007, 08:14 AM
I'm hiding! For reals!
Down in the somber basement
I'm waiting for you.

Cure
12-13-2007, 03:52 PM
Now there's a member
That I've never seen here before.
Did games get boring?

Do you realize
That your second sentence has
One more syllable?

Bigfoot
12-13-2007, 07:57 PM
The Road to Nowhere;
Deceptively Amusing,
Haiku for us all!

The Stryker
12-15-2007, 12:50 AM
Its coming, The end
The end of slavery days
Latinos stand up.

Bigfoot
12-16-2007, 09:00 PM
Urban Survivor...
No more islands or outback,
Sniper on the roof!

Katie
12-17-2007, 11:27 AM
All around me....quiet
my companion is no one
dark, still, and silent


it's all that I want...
someone sweet to come home to
not the furry kind


I know that day's there
but now the silence kills me
I must have patience

Bigfoot
12-17-2007, 09:45 PM
What the hell is this?
Everything I see is pink!
Red sock with white T's.

MadPirateBunny
12-27-2007, 12:02 PM
It's so quiet here
Should I poke it with a stick?
kick it while it's down?

Bigfoot
12-27-2007, 05:18 PM
She was so pretty...
We spent the night in sweet bliss!
Now it hurts to pee.:-?

MadPirateBunny
01-05-2008, 01:15 AM
I don't want to know.
Seriously. I mean it.
Go tell someone else.

Bigfoot
01-18-2008, 10:25 AM
Warm, soft, and tender...
My first kiss so innocent.
These days I use tongue!

XERO
01-22-2008, 07:22 AM
Thought I was gone, huh?
I still got some more in me.
Can't get rid of Ben.

Bigfoot
01-22-2008, 11:17 PM
That was really weird...
Thought you were talking to me.
My name is Ben too.

XERO
01-23-2008, 03:27 PM
Heh, yeah, that is weird
That both of us are named Ben.
But I'm prettier.:P

Bigfoot
01-23-2008, 10:15 PM
You say your pretty...
How do you know that I'm not?
I prefer handsome.

XERO
01-25-2008, 12:46 PM
Well, I see your sig
And your Avy doesn't help
And you're called 'Bigfoot.'

Bigfoot
01-25-2008, 04:55 PM
I see what you mean...
I should have thought about that.
I apologize.

MadPirateBunny
01-26-2008, 10:41 AM
YOu prefer handsome
but in a boy or a girl?
who am I to judge?

Bigfoot
01-26-2008, 06:46 PM
Lets talk about fish...
I really dont like the smell.
But I do like shrimp.

I went out tonight.
I passed on eating the fish.
It smelled like ocean.

Chicken is awesome.
I could eat it twice a day.
With garlic and lime.

The Stryker
01-27-2008, 12:32 AM
You don't deserve this
So we are here to take it
Your City, Your lives.

MadPirateBunny
01-27-2008, 12:38 AM
It is pouring out
like blood spilling from your vein
I can't make it stop

Bigfoot
01-27-2008, 06:19 AM
That was really deep.
I enjoy a fun Haiku.
No one has to die.

The Stryker
01-28-2008, 12:39 AM
Everyone dies
It's something we can't escape
Sweet release from pain.

Bigfoot
01-28-2008, 07:42 AM
Okay, I'll try death...
When you poke me in the eye,
Blood squirts violently.

Bigfoot
01-28-2008, 09:31 AM
Oops, a double post.
I am sorry about that.
Had something to say.

I went on ebay,
Bought a picture of a cat.
The cat did not purr.

I threw it away,
After paying fifteen bucks.
Don't buy pets online.

Time to go to work.
To pay for my bad habbits.
Like food and water.

Bigfoot
01-31-2008, 09:45 AM
Can't wait to haiku...
Why does no one else play this?
I think it's much fun.

I'm the only one,
That keeps posting in this thread.
Someone else please play.

Bigfoot
02-01-2008, 05:15 PM
Just another day...
I went to work and came home.
Life is so routine.

Today was pay day...
Just got my Christmas bonus.
I might get a game.

This should be my thread.
Maybe I should get a life.
And not waste your time.



Sike...I just can't stop.
It's become an obsession.
I must write haikus.

Bigfoot
02-02-2008, 05:48 PM
I am so silly...
I thought someone else would post.
I guess it's just me.

Hey, that almost rhymed.
Maybe I should try that next.
A rhyming haiku.

A dog at the zoo..
What in the world should I do?
I don't have a clue.

Went to buy a car...
I hoped it would get me far.
Light says door ajar.

Guess that's it for now...
There is no sweat on my brow.
I'll leave with a bow.

The Stryker
02-03-2008, 05:16 AM
They're all dead you know.
Your green heroes are all dead.
The world can be cruel.

Their city is gone.
Everything is now ours.
Chaos will now rule.

Nothing can save you.
All help is dead and buried.
There are no heroes.

Kunoichi_Haruko
02-03-2008, 05:24 AM
As long as I live
I will never lose my hope
For my green heroes.

Bigfoot
02-03-2008, 02:13 PM
Wow... He's got problems.
Try to be optimistic.
We are not all bad.

Should take your meds dude.
You may have lost hope, not me...
The world is not cruel.

It's what you make it.
Cover your eyes from the world.
Time will pass you by.

I don't enjoy death,
Or when it's thrown in my face.
Can't we get along?

The Stryker
02-03-2008, 02:29 PM
One's a Drug addict
Two are missing in action
and Blue kills children

Yeah, Real heroes huh?
Mutant Abominations
Have no place living.

Bigfoot
02-04-2008, 09:32 AM
Let's try this again.
Leave the Turtles out of this.
They are just cartoons.

Did one beat you up?
Now you hate anything green?
Or is it mutants?

Mutants freak me out.
I had a cat with two heads.
Died when it was born.

So I know it sucks,
But what really can you do?
It was meant to be.

MadPirateBunny
02-04-2008, 11:56 PM
I can come play too
It's just a matter of time
Let's dance in the rain.



:D

Bigfoot
02-05-2008, 07:49 AM
YAY! Bunny is here.
You want to dance in the rain?
You just might get sick.

That's what friends are for,
To tell you when your stupid.
It just works that way.

Come inside bunny,
So we can stay warm and dry.
We can play some cards.

MadPirateBunny
02-06-2008, 03:18 PM
cards you say? woohoo!
Drink cocoa and eat peach pies
banana bread too!

Bigfoot
02-07-2008, 09:38 AM
That sounds nice and warm.
I would prefer apple pie.
And a glass of milk.

I will get the cards,
Take your time making the bread.
We'll meet here later.

MadPirateBunny
02-07-2008, 04:53 PM
Breads already made
The milk is poured in glasses
Just waiting for you

Bigfoot
02-07-2008, 05:40 PM
Okay, Ive got cards.
And I am ready to deal.
You feelin' lucky?

MadPirateBunny
02-10-2008, 07:39 PM
I don't need the luck
I brought the duck. it's purple
It wants to play too

Bigfoot
02-10-2008, 08:19 PM
A card playing duck?
You have some really weird friends.
Is this a hussle?

I can't trust a duck,
They bring back bad memories.
I do like Red Bull.

MadPirateBunny
02-14-2008, 09:56 PM
It's my turn, I know
Not been very creative
But now I can try


:D

Bigfoot
02-15-2008, 08:00 AM
Do you feel good now?
We can postpone the game.
It's not a big deal.

I am creative,
Each haiku takes 1 minute.
If not, I give up.

MadPirateBunny
02-15-2008, 01:19 PM
yes, I feel good now.
Felt good then. Just had blockage.
But not in that way


Hope you didn't freak.
I am happy and perky.
I just write dark side.

Bigfoot
02-15-2008, 05:11 PM
You're a girl bunny?
Why'd I think you were a dude?
I like it this way.

Can I ask how old?
Or is that to much info?
So many questions...

I am twenty six,
I live in cold Wisconsin,
I enjoy haikus.

MadPirateBunny
02-15-2008, 11:57 PM
I have a haiku
It's for my away message
But I'm not a boy

I am upstairs now
I was down here before and
I'll be back again

Kind of silly, yes.
Nice to meet you, wisconson
I'm older than you.

Katie
02-16-2008, 05:30 PM
Flirting in haikus
something I need not do now
I have my great love

Bigfoot
02-17-2008, 10:55 AM
Nobody's flirting.
Thought I would share some info.
Did I break a rule?

Please don't mistake me,
For some kind of web weirdo.
That's not who I am.

I enjoy haikus,
I don't want to make you mad.
Care for a cookie?

Bigfoot
02-21-2008, 08:27 AM
It's been a few days,
Since I posted in this thread.
Here is another...

Opps... I was the last.
So is this a double post?
I really don't care.

I hope you don't mind...
I like to read your haikus,
And then make my own.

There is a website,
Dedicated to haikus,
But they are cheesy.

Here is my last one,
I'll let you get back to work.
(I'm waving goodbye.)

MadPirateBunny
02-22-2008, 02:31 PM
Can I have cookie?
I probably don't need one.
but I still like them

Opps! Things are falling.
Off my desk onto the floor
my spoon and icecream

Wanted you to know
had eated all the icream
so there is no mess

The two things still there
I guess I should pick them up
funner to write though.

Did you know, these posts,
They don't count for posting here
so post often here.

:D

Bigfoot
02-22-2008, 05:51 PM
Like chocolate chip?
That's the only kind I made.
And they are still soft.

I hate dropping things...
Or is it picking it up?
Either way it sucks.

I like ice cream too.
Ice cream is fine and dandy,
My dogs lick the bowl.

I mentioned my dogs.
They are golden retreivers.
Luckie, and Clover.

Post where it don't count?
Why the heck would I do that?
I already do.

MadPirateBunny
02-24-2008, 09:36 AM
Sing: oh happy day.
The sun is out and I'm going.
Not yet though but soon

My friend is Kailey.
She's picking me upat noon
It's girl only time

Bigfoot
02-25-2008, 08:33 AM
What a nice weekend.
It was a warm ten degrees.
I got a lot done.

Took the dogs shopping,
I visited the parents,
And ate a big meal.

I don't have a car.
I do drive a mini van.
Big stuff fits in back.

Now it is Monday,
I don't want to go to work.
As a UPS guy.

People need their stuff,
And there is plenty of it.
I shall deliver!

MadPirateBunny
02-26-2008, 08:17 AM
In Colorado
Everything blanketed
Snow everywhere

Today Iíll have lunch
But alone or with a friend
That is left unknown

Bigfoot
02-27-2008, 08:17 AM
Colorado, huh?
I heard it gets cold there too.
I'm done with winter.

We got your snow storm,
It wasn't that bad, but still.
I had to shovel.

Spring is almost near...
The smell of rain and flowers,
Is not just a dream.

I should hibernate,
And wake up six months later.
I would miss Christmas...

MadPirateBunny
02-27-2008, 04:13 PM
It is Wednesday here
Just in case it is not there
You get the memo?

Bigfoot
02-27-2008, 05:15 PM
It's Wednesday here too.
Why did you think it wasn't?
It's only time zones.

It would be real cool,
If I could go back in time.
And be a hippie.

I have the long hair,
I care about planet Earth.
Why shouldn't I be?

It is a new age,
My parents call me "Huppy".
Hippie and Yuppy.

MadPirateBunny
02-28-2008, 07:38 AM
Thursday-what a day.
Then 2 days to the weekend
Any plans for then?

Tonight a party.
Saturday, friend and gaming.
Sunday, church and rest

Bigfoot
02-28-2008, 09:54 AM
I don't go to church.
So my Sunday is open.
I will bake a ham.

I would like to cook,
But I deliver boxes,
Seven days a week.

Driving a brown truck,
With three letters on the side,
Will I be on time?

MadPirateBunny
02-28-2008, 02:27 PM
Seven days a week?
No days off? That's just crazy.
You need a day off.

So, did you have fun?
We're at the top of the page
Starting a new one.

I have enjoyed this
Writing poems and haikus
Yippee Yipeee YAY!

Bigfoot
02-28-2008, 04:59 PM
I'm on my laptop,
Having lunch in my brown truck.
Ham and cheese again.

Starbucks is awesome!
Really keeps me on my feet.
I get a discount.

Okay, gotta go.
"They won't deliver themselves."
My boss would say that.

MadPirateBunny
03-03-2008, 07:49 AM
Don't have a lap top.
Couldn't use it anyway
At least not at work

I am a Lunch lady
just started 2 weeks ago
No time for posting

MadPirateBunny
03-05-2008, 07:29 AM
It's so quiet here
Peaceful perhaps but odd too
Who will bring me noise?

Bigfoot
03-05-2008, 08:52 AM
Bang! Boom! Pow! Biff! Zap!
You want noise? I'll give you noise.
Ha ha ha ha ha....

Okay, I'm done now.
I have been busy with work,
And remodeling.

Redoing a room,
Turning it into a lounge,
With a sliding door.

You must enjoy kids,
If you are a lunch lady.
I don't like kids much.

Walked into Walmart,
Toy section of course, kid says,
"Please buy this for me."

"I don't know you kid."
"Go ask your mom for money."
He laughed... then stole it.

I don't speak haiku.
That would take up to much time.
But this is for fun.

Now it is your turn.
I will turn my speakers up.
Let me hear YOUR noise!

MadPirateBunny
03-09-2008, 04:58 PM
Something happened here
In the corners of my mind
The words are all gone.

Before I could write
hours and hours of words
spilling forth freely

Now it's much harder
Like beating a large brick wall.
Calloused and thick skin

I honestly try
But most times I just cannot
But still I wil try.

Don't hate me for this
I need you to understand
Let me breathe for now

Soon it wil come back
I have to believe in this
Again I will fly

Bigfoot
03-14-2008, 07:36 PM
It has been awhile,
Since the last time I posted.
So I'll let it flow...

I got a flat tire.
I was on my way to work.
Caused an accident.

BOOM! My van swerved right.
Just enough to hit someone.
I clipped her bumper.

She got out real mad,
I sure can understand that.
I felt really bad.

Then the cops showed up.
She said her neck and back hurt...
And I threatened her.

What?! Did no such thing.
The cop could see NO damage.
That made her madder.

So mad, she forgot...
That her back and neck was hurt.
She storms on over.

"He almost killed me!"
"You have to arrest him now!"
"He threatened my life!"

I'm thinking... Drama Queen.
I stood back and shook my head.
Trying to stay calm.

"It's an accident..."
The cop told the old lady.
"And they do happen."

She just about snapped.
She jumped past the cop and swung,
In my direction.

I'm not a small guy.
I stand six four and three ten.
I wasn't moving.

The cop kinda laughed.
Asked if I would press charges.
I said, "Of course not."

We each went our way,
Like nothing ever happened.
Now I'm on a spare.

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2008, 01:40 PM
Sounds like you had fun
Well not really but you know
Glad to see you back

I had a good week.
Sent a package to a friend
There were books in it.

Last night I had fun
Went to a good blues concert
A song inspired me

I wrote a story
Itís dark and not of turtles.
You might not like it.

Bigfoot
03-21-2008, 08:30 PM
I got the drawing,
You did of me in crayon.
It looks just like me.

I won second place,
In the custom toy contest.
"Pimp Daddy Splinter"

We got more snow here.
It's now an all time record.
I am sick of it.

Bigfoot
04-09-2008, 05:05 PM
A haiku by me.
A short story about pain,
Entitled "It hurts."

Once upon a time,
A "hypothetical" friend,
Did something stupid.

He cut his finger,
With a sharp knife of all things.
It bled a long time.

The skin folded back,
And you could see the muscle,
And some of the bone.

Went to the doctor,
They scrubbed it and cleaned it,
Gave him six stitches.

The simple question,
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Should be a banned phrase.

Duh, of course it hurts!
I can see my finger bone!
Blood is everywhere!

Okay, so it's me.
It did hurt, but I'm okay.
Accidents happen.

The lesson is this,
Be real careful with sharp knives,
You'll keep your fingers.

MadPirateBunny
04-13-2008, 01:05 AM
It is very late
I cannot truly think straight
I should be in bed

I feel unworthy
Try to Haiku best I can
Bigfoot is master

It's one in morning
I'm getting up at 7,
I'm going to bed

One last note, my friend
I drew another comic
And now that is all

Bigfoot
04-13-2008, 02:47 PM
Here is a quick one,
About my new computer.
Just opened it up!

It is my second.
Now I can have one downstairs,
Where it is warmer.

MadPirateBunny
04-14-2008, 05:28 PM
I love the haiku
It can be story expressed
It can be lovely

I love the haiku
It can be secrets to tell
It can be private

I love the haiku
It can be so frightening
It can be a scream

I love the haiku
It can be poetry told
It can be romance

I love the haiku
Words or story, false or true
I love the haiku

Bigfoot
04-14-2008, 06:27 PM
Where did that come from?
It was very delightful,
And quite poetic.

My stuff does not rhyme,
But I get my point across.
It's a fun hobby.