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Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 10:12 AM
Ask Vicky any question and she will reply. Vicky is a fan made character that I play as in TMNT RPGs. Here's her profile: http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showpost.php?p=445779&postcount=147

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 10:26 AM
Dear Vicky,

Pop quiz hotshot. Your on a speeding subway train with mutant lizard men raining down on you. What do you do? What do you do?

The Transporter

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:02 AM
Hey Transporter,

I would try my best to fight off all the lizard men with my staff. I could also freeze them, due to the fact that my staff has a freeze ray and a heat ray. If I wasn't able to defeat them all I would try to find a way to stop the subway train, then get the heck out of there.

Take care,

-- Vicky

Peanut
12-15-2006, 11:05 AM
This is really really creepy.

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:07 AM
Hey Peanut,

Sorry you feel that way. I guess you're just not used to being around mutants. Am I right?

Take care,

-- Vicky

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 11:26 AM
Dear Vicky,

If it comes down to saving the guys or burning down an orphanage, what would you do?

Old Harry

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:32 AM
Hey Old Harry,

I would save the guys. Burning down an orphanage would be wrong. Now if the question is would I burn down an orphanage to save my turtle friends I would still say no. I would never become an arsonist.

Take Care,

-- Vicky

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 11:33 AM
Why is a guy playing a female character?

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:34 AM
((It's just a character, it doesn't mean anything.:D ))

Hannah
12-15-2006, 11:35 AM
Dear Vikki,

Bukkake?

Love, Hannah

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:37 AM
Hannah,

That's so sick! I would never do such a thing!

-- Vicky

Hannah
12-15-2006, 11:38 AM
Vikki,

Please? ):

Hannah

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 11:39 AM
Hannah,

Ahh! Pervert! No way!

-- Vicky

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 11:40 AM
Dear Vikki,

Bukkake?

Love, Hannah

I wish I could see that.

Ahem... Victoria, do you bow before Lord Doom?

gobo
12-15-2006, 11:41 AM
Dear Sewerpig,

Do you actually think that only the ladies can do the transgender pretending? :P (But, seriously, I was thinking "What the?? MC is a lady? When did this happen? :lol: )

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 11:57 AM
Dear Vicky,

Every morning I wake up half naked, covered in blood, with a meat cleaver in one hand and a woman’s heart in another, with no idea where I am or how I got there.

I also stink like Nixon's entire political career. Can you recommend a good underarm deodorant?

Lovable psychopath.

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 11:58 AM
Dear Sewerpig,


...

HOW DID YOU JUST CALL LORD DOOM'S MOST LOYAL SUBJECT, YOU DROMEDARY DINGLEBERRY!!!??? I SHALL PRETEND I DID NOT HEAR THAT FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN GOOD, AS LORD DOOM FORBADE ME TO SLAUGHTER MORE THAN THIRTY HUMAN BEINGS A MONTH - AND I HAVE ALREADY SURPASSED THIS LIMIT.

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 12:04 PM
Dear SewerBull,

I'm not sure I would bow to Lord Doom or not. Would it be a bow of respect or of allegiance? Also, are you talking about Dr. Doom?

Take care,

-- Vicky




((*out of character* Yeah I'm a guy. You are also right in that there's nothing wrong with a guy playing a female character in an RPG.))


Psychopath,

Ahhhhh! *hides*

-- Vicky

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 12:05 PM
...

HOW DID YOU JUST CALL LORD DOOM'S MOST LOYAL SUBJECT, YOU DROMEDARY DINGLEBERRY!!!??? I SHALL PRETEND I DID NOT HEAR THAT FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN GOOD, AS LORD DOOM FORBADE ME TO SLAUGHTER MORE THAN THIRTY HUMAN BEINGS A MONTH - AND I HAVE ALREADY SURPASSED THIS LIMIT.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/Spawnguy/Spawn-eyes1.jpg
EVERYBODY STOP YELLING!

Fang Wolf
12-15-2006, 12:15 PM
Hallo...Vicky....^^
What are you think about Shredder?

//Miss Auggie

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 12:18 PM
Dear SewerBull,

I'm not sure I would bow to Lord Doom or not. Would it be a bow of respect or of allegiance? Also, are you talking about Dr. Doom?


Of course I'm talking about Dr. Doom, who bestowed your worthless existence with his lustful interest. You shall visit Castle Doom tonight to intimately please Lord Doom, young Victoria. This offer cannot be rejected. Also, Lord Doom is surely going to teach you how to "bow" before him properly... *cackles*

You shall proceed your make-up now. The royal carriage awaits outside.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/Spawnguy/Spawn-eyes1.jpg
EVERYBODY STOP YELLING!

Aack!

*hides behind His Lord*

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Dear Miss Auggie,

I don't like Shredder, I hope he is defeated. As for the Shredder from my world, I used to love him. He was a turtle, just like me. The more I think about him though, the more I realize that he was evil, and I don't understand how I could have ever loved him.

Take care,

-- Vicky

Fang Wolf
12-15-2006, 12:40 PM
Okay....What you think about Hamato Yoshi do?

///Miss Auggie

Anarky
12-15-2006, 12:40 PM
Dear Vicky,

why does the world need fifth turtles living with the TMNT in their lair and eventually becoming part of the family?

Yours,

Lord Staffordshire Hemsley Durlington IV

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 12:51 PM
Do you think that "Miss Auggie" is going to be ~†~EgyptGoddess Anubis~†~'s next screen name?

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 12:55 PM
Dear Vicky,

You seem to be ignoring my question.

That makes me very unhappy.

Insistant psychopath.


Aack!

*hides behind His Lord*

http://www.spawn.com/comics/Spawn/monthly/images/spawn_comic_cover_085_cl.jpg
YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! OOH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE! WITH CREAM! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING...THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 01:01 PM
Dear Miss Auggie,

I think Hamato Yoshi is a great guy. He has honor.

Take care,

--Vicky


Dear Anarky,

Because I am away from my world, I really have nowhere to stay. That is why I am living with the turtles.

Take care,

-- Vicky

((*out of character* When it comes to tv shows, movies, and comics I am actually a fan of the 4 turtles and Splinter without any 5th turtles. However, for RPGs I like fan characters.))


Dear psychopath,

I'm sorry, but I can not reccomend a good under arm stick. I don't use that kind of stuff, I don't stink.

-- Vicky

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 01:12 PM
VICTORIA! Lord Doom awaits thee.

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 01:22 PM
Dear Sewer Bull,

Based on what you said earlier, I am not interested in meeting 'Lord Doom.' I don't want to be humiliated by whatever freaky tasks he would ask of me.

-- Vicky

Sewer Bull
12-15-2006, 01:32 PM
FINE!!!

*uses chloroform*

...it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

discordiatookie
12-15-2006, 04:50 PM
Dear Vicky,

I am a mutant turtle. One of four. I was wondering - which of us would you like to date? We wont force you to do dirty stuff like Doom would, and we are certainly not into bukkake... (well, leo might be...)

your's, Raph.

comet_an_me
12-15-2006, 05:02 PM
Vicky,

Dont be fooled by Raph, he really reallly likes you. I should know i read his diary. Haha.

Mikey

Spawn Guy
12-15-2006, 05:11 PM
VICTORIA! Lord Doom awaits thee.

I TOLD YOU TO STOP YELLING!

Toonami Tom
12-15-2006, 08:09 PM
Dear Raph and Mikey,

I think you are both very nice. If I were to date one of you, I would probably date you Raph. Mikey you would be my 2nd choice, then Leo (I'm sure he's not into bukkake, that's sooo gross!), and my last choice would be Don.

I'm glad that you wouldn't try to make me do dirty stuff like Dr. Doom. Now I have one question Raph: If we were to be married someday, would you want baby hatchlings? I would like to have children someday.

Love,

-- Vicky

Spawn Guy
12-16-2006, 09:51 AM
Dear Vicky,

Who the hell are you to take all the attention away from me?

Ask Spawny?

Fang Wolf
12-16-2006, 10:17 AM
Vicky..

I wonder..How you think about Utroms Guardian do?
Somebody Look good for you?

///Zen

Toonami Tom
12-16-2006, 12:17 PM
Dear Spawny,

I wasn't trying to take all the attention away from you. Can't we share?

Take care,

-- Vicky


Dear Zen,

I don't know much about Utroms, sorry.

Take care,

-- Vicky

comet_an_me
12-16-2006, 01:41 PM
Dear Vicky,

Why would i be your last choice?

- Donatello

Toonami Tom
12-16-2006, 01:46 PM
Dear Donatello,

Don't feel bad about it. I like you alot, it's just you seem like you are so into your tech lab and science that we wouldn't have very much time for a relationship.

Take care,

-- Vicky

damnhooligan
12-16-2006, 02:17 PM
Dearest Victoria,

What separates you from the several dozen fan-made female mutant turtles already out there? What makes you unique and believable? Do you know what a Mary Sue is?

Also, I'm curious about the science behind how these two universes (the TMNT one and your own "Shredder's a Turtle?!" one) converged. Bring me science. And diagrams.

Sincerely,
Edward P. Funkmeyer, Attorney at Law

jeff the cheff
12-16-2006, 02:42 PM
Dear Vicky,

Wanna ****?

Yours, (if you want it)

Jeffthecheff

edit: eww nevermind I didn't know it was actually a guy!!!!

Toonami Tom
12-16-2006, 02:45 PM
Dear Funkmeyer,

What sepperates me from the other 'fan made' characters is that my story is unique, much like other 'fan made' characters. I do have somewhat of an idea of what a 'Mary Sue' is, and I don't believe I would fall into this category.

Someone can go to the other world by using a portal. Currently I am only aware of 2 such portals, but I wouldn't be suprised if there are more somewhere. These portals were created by aliens, and upon these aliens being attacked, the portals were discovered aboard their spaceships. In each world these portals were taken into custody by each world's own Agent Bishop.

You asked for a diagram, although not the highest quality of drawings, here it is:
http://www.maj.com/gallery/AgeTec/4TMNT/portals.jpg

Take care,

-- Vicky

Spawn Guy
12-16-2006, 03:17 PM
Dear Vicky,

Can't touch me.

Can't touch me.

Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon Two
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer cannot sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!

Stop! It's Peter time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
For a second, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Backbay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!

Yours, President Stalin

Toonami Tom
12-16-2006, 03:25 PM
Dear President Stalin,

Wow, that was very entertaining.

-- Vicky

((*out of character* Hahahahaha!:D :lol: ))

damnhooligan
12-16-2006, 04:20 PM
To whom it may concern,

My unnerving lust for diagrams has not been satisfied. I demand more!

Yours truly,
E. P. Funkmeyer

PS: In your last correspondence, you simply reiterated that you are indeed unique, but by no means gave any evidence proving such. Color me disappointed, Miss Victoria. Color me disappointed.

Fang Wolf
12-16-2006, 04:34 PM
Hey...Vicky ^^
Celebrate You Christmas? :)

///Miss Auggie :P

Toonami Tom
12-17-2006, 12:03 PM
Dear Miss Auggie,

Yes, I love Christmas! It's my favorite time of the year!:)

Merry Christmas,

-- Vicky

Fang Wolf
12-18-2006, 05:00 AM
Okay..That was Good you love Christmas..^^


What are you Fave Animals? :)

Spawn Guy
12-20-2006, 08:51 AM
Dear Vicky,

What are the hotdogs made of on your planet?

CMOT Dibbiler

Spawn Guy
12-21-2006, 02:36 PM
Dear Vicky,

George W. Bush - great president, or the greatest president?

Stephen C

Toonami Tom
12-21-2006, 05:40 PM
Dear Miss Auggie,

I like frogs and dolphins. They are 2 of my favorite animals.

Take care,

Vicky


Dear Dibbiler,

The hot dogs are probably beef.

Take care,

Vicky


*New rules: Vicky will not reply to anything that involves sex or politics.*

Anarky
12-21-2006, 05:42 PM
Dear Vicky,

What colour are your eyes and do they change colour when your mood changes? Do you have any special abilities and are you better than any one of the four TMNT?

Yours,

Sporker

Toonami Tom
12-21-2006, 06:14 PM
Dear Sporker,

I have brown eyes, they don't change color though. I am very good at stealth and I have a staff with a freeze ray and a heat ray. The 4 TMNT are better fighters than me. I'm not sure how I compare to them when it comes to stealth, they are probably better. I still have alot of ninja training to complete.

Take care,

Vicky

Spawn Guy
12-22-2006, 09:24 AM
*New rules: Vicky will not reply to anything that involves sex or politics.*
Coward.

Dear Vicky,

Cat or dog?

Fera

Fang Wolf
12-22-2006, 03:53 PM
Dear Vicky..
I Wonder...Have you Brother, Sister?

///Splintija

Kid A
12-22-2006, 05:50 PM
dear vicky

beer yummy grog like!

grog

Toonami Tom
12-28-2006, 07:09 PM
Dear Fera,

Cats and dogs both make great pets, so I like them both.

Take Care,

-- Vicky


Dear Splintija,

I do not have any brothers or sisters.

Take Care,

-- Vicky


Dear Grog,

Ok....

Take Care,

-- Vicky

Mindy
01-19-2007, 09:56 PM
Vicky,

May we see a picture of you?


Signed,
"ROTFL @ these entries"

Sonic777
01-24-2007, 02:44 PM
Vicky,

What would you like to be
turtle or human?

Death's Head
01-26-2007, 01:48 PM
Vick, just a simple question: What is your birthdate?