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Death's Head
01-07-2007, 01:39 PM
The concept of the game is just what the thread title implies. Ask a simplestic, obvious, or idiotic question. And then the following person answers the question with something equally juvenile. So I'll start.





Why is the grass green?

Edit: Oh yeah, and then the person who answers the question, then asks one themselves. There you go.

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 12:39 PM
because it's CONTAGIOUS!

Why aren't my glow sticks glowing anymore?

Katie
01-12-2007, 12:41 PM
Because Raven keeps peeing on them :dead:

How come I feel like jumping out the window right now.... ?

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 12:57 PM
because Raven been on your ceiling? Someone has to talk to Raven about that.


Who wants to get me more coffee?

Katie
01-12-2007, 01:00 PM
Juan Valdez :D

Can I borrow his donkey?

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 01:02 PM
Only if you bring him a present.

Did you know that not everyone is affected by caffiene the same?

Katie
01-12-2007, 01:03 PM
if you say so :P

Why does asparagus smell like feet?

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 01:24 PM
because it grows in a pair of used sneakers. {ok, that's just ewwww. hehehe}

What's the weather like?

Death's Head
01-12-2007, 01:40 PM
Like a frat guy.


What goes bump in the night?

Spawn Guy
01-12-2007, 02:02 PM
Me. It's dark. I can't see.

How does Daredevil cope with it?

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 02:04 PM
Chocolate and mountain dew

How does Spawn deal with it?

Spawn Guy
01-12-2007, 02:06 PM
Well, he's not blind, so there's that.

What do you do if a sign facing left tells you to go right?

Katie
01-12-2007, 04:06 PM
do wrong.

why were they just good old boys?

Spawn Guy
01-12-2007, 04:51 PM
Because back in the old days, no one liked the bad boy. Old people are retarded like that.

Where were we?

MadPirateBunny
01-12-2007, 11:18 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/madpiratebunny/keepright.jpg

Wasn't that simple enough?

Katie
01-16-2007, 11:05 AM
green man totally green.

Why is it that sugar tastes so darn sweet?

gobo
01-16-2007, 01:37 PM
Well... You started it! :P

Is it safe? O_o

Death's Head
01-16-2007, 01:41 PM
Only if you run and cower under a desk. It's the only safe haven under any dangerous circumstances.


Why does superman wear underwear outside his pants?

gobo
01-16-2007, 02:25 PM
No one has ever told him not to.

You wanna be the first?

Spawn Guy
01-16-2007, 02:32 PM
The alternative is a guy in a one peice.

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

Sewer Bull
01-16-2007, 02:44 PM
As always. I'll even call you Supermale.

Do you play some classical music when you obliterate your enemies?

Katie
01-17-2007, 08:06 AM
I prefer polka.


why does Ice Cream melt in June?

gobo
01-17-2007, 09:13 AM
Just because.

Why do you have to ask such hard questions?

MadPirateBunny
01-17-2007, 11:24 AM
because they drive you so wild.

Didn't you realize the imporance of a ALM?

Ra
01-18-2007, 01:08 AM
An Alm Lam Mal is important?

Is it wrong to fall in love with a fictional character or to have an afair with one?

MadPirateBunny
01-18-2007, 08:01 AM
... You had an affair with a fictional chracter?

And don't you know what an Assistant Lab Monkey is? They're the total rage!

Katie
01-18-2007, 08:31 AM
It was 2 years ago....


why are we having affairs with fictional characters again?

Spawn Guy
01-18-2007, 09:42 AM
Because real people are ugly.

Why did Constantinople get the works?

Katie
01-18-2007, 10:19 AM
Because even old New York was once New Amsterdam!

Where do old cheerleaders go to die?

Spawn Guy
01-18-2007, 12:09 PM
First circle of Hell. Satan dosen't want that kind of crap in his house.

Riddle me this, riddle me that...who's afraid of the big bad...bat?

Katie
01-18-2007, 12:22 PM
Tom Cruise.

Who put the bom in the bom-she-bom-she-bom?

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?

Kid A
01-18-2007, 02:12 PM
Oh I know that game from Anipike.

I'm pretty sure that was Ceasar's first official act after conquering Gaul except of one little village.

Why should ninjas lose against pirates when kitten are referees?

Spawn Guy
01-18-2007, 02:20 PM
Because then God steps in and he dosen't like kittens or ninjas.

What happened to Kid B? You killed him, didn't you?

Katie
01-18-2007, 05:26 PM
pssssst I know where the body is.


what about old clowns.....where do THEY go to die?

MadPirateBunny
01-18-2007, 05:49 PM
To the laughing place for their grand finalee finilee for their last laugh.

Where did he put the blueberry muffins?

Katie
01-18-2007, 05:54 PM
whamuffims? *swallows* I mean...What muffins? :D

Why do I see dead people?

Ra
01-18-2007, 07:30 PM
Because you are suffering from food posioning :|

I think I'm carring the child of a fictional character. Is that good?

gobo
01-18-2007, 08:57 PM
Good luck getting that child-support!

Really?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 12:06 AM
You don't really expect me to answer that do you?

Ra
01-19-2007, 12:09 AM
...ZOMG! BUNNY DIDN'T ANSWER!! *hides*

Does this mean that we are all going to die?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 12:11 AM
But it was an answer and a question all in it self. I was being ahead of my time :D So no, we're not all going to die. More like fall into suspended animation.
Like animaniacs on pause.

uhoh. I'm lost again.

Where were we?

Ra
01-19-2007, 12:15 AM
We were about to do a naked conga line all the way around Mexico

Interested in joining the lead?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 12:17 AM
Would love to!

Who's got my back?


{someone quick answer that before they have naughty thoughts}

Ra
01-19-2007, 01:21 AM
Err...Bull will! :D Yeah...Bull... *shifty eyes*

Now, who wants to play spin that sick kid?

gobo
01-19-2007, 06:52 AM
Wait.

What?

Katie
01-19-2007, 08:09 AM
chicken butt. (ugh I feel so.....little)

How many roads must a ninja walk down before they call him a turtle?

Sewer Bull
01-19-2007, 08:28 AM
42.

Where have you been all my life, hunbun?

Katie
01-19-2007, 08:31 AM
In the back corner of your sock drawer.


What could I have for dinner tonight?

Sewer Bull
01-19-2007, 08:33 AM
The usual dish - a Polish sausage, served warm.

Did you expect any other answer?

Katie
01-19-2007, 08:51 AM
of course i expected it!!!


wher have YOU been all my life?

Sewer Bull
01-19-2007, 08:52 AM
Stalking your boyfriends.

Why do I feel so sleepy?

Katie
01-19-2007, 08:57 AM
you got my laughing gas from the dentist ...didn't you!!!


wait...what boyfriends?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:00 AM
The ones we put together with superglue and strawberry perserves.

Didn't you get the memo?

Katie
01-19-2007, 09:02 AM
*sniff* no.....


are they nice looking boyfriends?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:30 AM
You know ... forget the boyfriends.

Will you be my steady whatever?

Katie
01-19-2007, 09:32 AM
*welling tears*

Oh!!! you've made me the happiest Katie in the whole WORLD!!!!!

Of Course!!!

Why did I ever doubtI would find someone?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:44 AM
You and me, boo. Whatever forever.

Do you drink out of the milk carton?

Katie
01-19-2007, 09:45 AM
ewww no.

Do you put the seat down?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:46 AM
I have no reason to put it up.

Do you like CSI?

Katie
01-19-2007, 09:49 AM
I don't usually have a chance to watch TV...so you can watch whatever your heart desires :D

Will we get to go out to dinner every once in awhile?

gobo
01-19-2007, 09:54 AM
You girls make a beautiful whatever.

Oh! Am I interrupting? :embarass:

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:54 AM
We can go out for dinner, stay in, even go raid Spawny and Bully's fridge if that's what you want. :D

How are you for company?

Katie
01-19-2007, 09:55 AM
the more the merrier I always say :P

where shall we go on vacation?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 09:59 AM
Anywhere without snow and I'll be happy.

What should we take?

Katie
01-19-2007, 10:01 AM
SUN TAN LOTION!!!!

would you like to go tropical with me?

(think we got the boys stirred up enough yet?)

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 10:05 AM
{shh, just keep laughing and smiling and pretending they're not staring at us.}

LUAU!

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 10:05 AM
You girls make a beautiful whatever.

Oh! Am I interrupting? :embarass:

<333333333

Katie
01-19-2007, 10:12 AM
Girls only gobo!!!!!!!


She's MINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



mmmmm luau.

so Hawaii?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 10:16 AM
We could do Hawaii in the back yard for all I care. Send out for pork and leis and set up lounge chairs and make little drinks with umbrellas in them.

Bikini or not to bikini?

Katie
01-19-2007, 10:33 AM
def bikini.


surfing or sunbathing?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 10:34 AM
SURFS UP BIG CAHUNA!

When did this beome a this or that thread? hehehe

gobo
01-19-2007, 10:41 AM
Girls only gobo!!!!!!!


She's MINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She just gave me an ice cream. Geez...

So, I hafta go?

Katie
01-19-2007, 11:09 AM
you got money to go?


where's my suitcase?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 11:14 AM
-shrug-

Did you check the closet?

Katie
01-19-2007, 11:15 AM
oh yeahhhhhh!


what would I do without you?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 11:19 AM
be without suitcase. :D

Can I ride on your motorcycle?


vroom vroom

Katie
01-19-2007, 11:20 AM
absolutely!

got a helmet?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 11:30 AM
um...

Is that a trick question?

Spawn Guy
01-19-2007, 11:35 AM
Every question is, in some way, a trick.

What happened to our fridge?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 11:46 AM
Ask the elephant.

Did you get more milk?

Spawn Guy
01-19-2007, 12:31 PM
I think he drank it all.

Where's the elephant?

MadPirateBunny
01-19-2007, 01:01 PM
He's hiding.

Did you check behind the fridge?

Katie
01-19-2007, 05:47 PM
bah....too dusty.

why can't I talk back?

Aelia
01-19-2007, 08:43 PM
The elephant taped your mouth shut while you weren't looking.

Are you sure the elephant isn't wearing a cloaking device?

MadPirateBunny
01-20-2007, 12:33 AM
Stupid cloacking devices.

Did you try throwing koolaid on the sly shimmeringness?

Ra
01-20-2007, 12:41 AM
How should I know? I'm just a sock puppet

Is it true that if we believe int Uwakios, we will fly? And possibly take over the world?

MadPirateBunny
01-20-2007, 12:47 AM
I thought sockmonkeys were taking over the world.

Since when were you a sock puppet and why do I always miss those darn memos?

Katie
01-21-2007, 10:44 AM
you were at the doughnut box

If Ra's a sock puppet......who's controlling her?

comet_an_me
01-21-2007, 02:29 PM
Me (Muhahahahaha)

Didnt anyone know that?

MadPirateBunny
01-22-2007, 09:58 AM
apparently they were with my at the doughnutbox.

Did anyone pick up my dry cleaning?

Spawn Guy
01-22-2007, 10:03 AM
Here we go.

Incidently, who wares a jaket made out of fluff?

MadPirateBunny
01-22-2007, 10:05 AM
fluff?

FLUFF?

FLUFF?

What kind of person wears a jacket made out of fluff?

Katie
01-22-2007, 10:37 AM
the Staa-Puft Marshmallow man?

Trouble in Paradise?

Spawn Guy
01-22-2007, 11:36 AM
Not that I've noticed.

Isn't that kind of contradictory?

MadPirateBunny
01-22-2007, 11:45 AM
depends on your point of view.

So, ribs for dinner?

Death's Head
01-22-2007, 01:34 PM
I believe that is for dessert.


Some pizza, chicken, and roast beef for breakfast?

Katie
01-22-2007, 05:39 PM
Breakfast is too early :dead:

do they rent canoes around here?

Spawn Guy
01-23-2007, 01:21 PM
No.

Why, would it be a profitable buisness?

Death's Head
01-23-2007, 01:47 PM
They're a multi-billion dollar corporation.



Would you dance with the devil under the pale moonlight?

Spawn Guy
01-23-2007, 02:51 PM
No. I like my feet and I don't want him stepping on them with those huge goat hooves.

Why is it bad if we cross the streams?

gobo
01-23-2007, 03:53 PM
Cuz you'll get it all over the toilet-seat that way.

Did you really need to ask? O_o

Spawn Guy
01-23-2007, 04:17 PM
I like making Ghostbuster refrences, so yeah.

How come everyone else gets to wear the big boy hats?

gobo
01-23-2007, 04:28 PM
Cuz our hair is thinning, wise-hiney.

Wanna make something of it? O_o

Katie
01-24-2007, 07:54 AM
Bring it on :evilgrin:


Should I start selling Rogain?

MadPirateBunny
01-24-2007, 10:51 AM
only if you have something to gain. :D

Do you think that Dr Vankman is a hack?

Death's Head
01-24-2007, 01:02 PM
Nah. He hates men with no testicles. It is to be respected. For, men with no testicles are disturbing.


Are you going to get to the chopper?

MadPirateBunny
01-24-2007, 10:09 PM
http://www.esrf.eu/UsersAndScience/Experiments/MaterialsScience/ID09B/ExperimentsHutch/chopper/chopper.jpg

http://pics.greatestjournal.com/userpic/16946994/681269

Katie
01-25-2007, 11:36 AM
be lucky I'm something to you?



why can't I find my other sock?

MadPirateBunny
01-25-2007, 03:07 PM
The hamster ate it.

Can I start a new game?

Katie
01-29-2007, 10:20 AM
only if it is hide and seek.


Who moved my cheese?

Spawn Guy
01-29-2007, 12:34 PM
*BURP!*

What?

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 12:39 PM
Oh you savage beast you

Did you see my boxers, sweetheart?

Spawn Guy
01-29-2007, 12:53 PM
You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

Where'd Bunny go?

Katie
01-29-2007, 01:20 PM
Didn't I see Bull making Rabbit sausage the other day :-? Talk about knocking out the competition!

Why are there random boxer shorts in my tree?

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 01:35 PM
You'd better help me get all of them down. I can't do that all by myself, especially one-handed.

... "making Rabbit sausage"?

Katie
01-29-2007, 01:41 PM
butchering the competition...:lol:


Do you know where Jimmy Hoffa is too??? :P

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 01:45 PM
He wasn't my competition, as far as I know.

I love that crazy Mad Arrrring Rabbit with all my heart, why should I want to hurt her?

Katie
01-29-2007, 01:58 PM
ummmmmmmm.....she was my bestest whatever ever...maybe one of the other harem members did her in :cry:


How will I ever be able to pay our mortgage without her :(

Spawn Guy
01-29-2007, 02:08 PM
We could sell Bull's underpants. Apparently he won't be neading that many. ;)

Am I a genius or what?

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 02:15 PM
No, because I have to go to the city sometimes. And then many could see my delicacies that are reserved for your eyes only, Spawny.

And you wouldn't like that, non?

Katie
01-29-2007, 02:42 PM
oui, mais nous le voudrait beaucoup :evilgrin:



Who will fix me dinner and keep me warm at night? :cry:

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 03:37 PM
One of my Haremettes.

Could loving my Spawny be a sin?

Katie
01-29-2007, 03:47 PM
How could anything so beautiful be a sin????

*sigh* What should I do for Valentine's Day?...something super extra special

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 03:52 PM
Make me a sammich.

What should I do for Spawny?

Katie
01-29-2007, 03:58 PM
feed him some sausage.


what kind of sammich?

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 04:03 PM
A heart-shaped one.

Damn... why do you have to embarass me like that in public? :oops:

Katie
01-29-2007, 04:08 PM
um...the Pink Taco made me do it? (It's in Las Vegas...in the Hard Rock Hotel ;) )

Why were you embarassed?

Sewer Bull
01-29-2007, 04:20 PM
It wasn't me who got embarassed... ;)

Should I continue?

Katie
01-30-2007, 11:06 AM
why not?


who got embarassed? :P

Sewer Bull
01-30-2007, 11:22 AM
My little buddy.

Should I really go on?

Katie
01-30-2007, 11:50 AM
maybeeeeeeeee.


Today is my anniversary....but I am alone. Do you think there is a big party for me later?

Sewer Bull
01-30-2007, 12:02 PM
Yes. A whole bunch of people waiting with balloons and yelling "SURPRISE!"

Just leave me a cake after all that, will you?

Katie
01-30-2007, 12:18 PM
but of course....


what kind of cake shall I save for you my friend?

Sewer Bull
01-30-2007, 12:24 PM
Some leftovers.

Why do I have to break all my New Year's resolutions within one month?

Spawn Guy
01-30-2007, 12:28 PM
Because our love can not be shakled by mear words.

Why can't you except that your beautiful delicacies belong to the universe, not just me?

Death's Head
01-30-2007, 01:22 PM
'Cause I'm desperate.

Will I attain heartburn if I eat the universe?

MadPirateBunny
01-30-2007, 01:23 PM
I didn't know I was allowed to share.

Why aren't there rainbow M&Ms?

Spawn Guy
01-30-2007, 02:31 PM
Skittles have the copyright.

http://z.about.com/d/playstation/1/5/0/4/Ultimate-Spider-Man---Beati.jpg
I'm happy for you guys.Your just happy to be walking clichés. Not a care in the world. Seriously good for you. But come on guys, leave the lady alone, huh?

gobo
01-30-2007, 02:43 PM
I'm happy for you guys.Your just happy to be walking clichés. Not a care in the world. Seriously good for you. But come on guys, leave the lady alone, huh?[/CENTER]
That's a question?
...
Uhh... That's a question? :-?

Spawn Guy
01-30-2007, 02:51 PM
It's kind of an insult.

Are you not happy being a walking clichés?

MadPirateBunny
01-30-2007, 03:30 PM
I am!

Do you have a problem with sitting clichés?

Katie
02-06-2007, 05:54 AM
only when they are in my favorite chair.


what happened to my dolly?

MadPirateBunny
02-07-2007, 12:53 PM
It got stapled to the cieling again. I told you not to leave it out.

How come no one listens to me?

Spawn Guy
02-07-2007, 01:55 PM
Be quiet figment of my imagination.

Huh?

MadPirateBunny
02-08-2007, 07:51 AM
YAY KATIE'S BACK!!!!!

Who brought the salsa?

Katie
02-10-2007, 09:21 PM
The Noid!!


((hehehe I'm missed :goofygri: *curses the dumb guys at work for playing beer golf and causing the company to crack down on the internet*))

wha'd ya do while I was gone?

MadPirateBunny
02-14-2007, 07:44 PM
I'd tell you but it would ruin the surprise. :D

WHY WON'T IT STOP SNOWING?????

Death's Head
02-15-2007, 05:42 PM
Thor called it quits.


Why not put on a Batman outfit, and go around a ghetto neiborhood beating up thugs?

MadPirateBunny
02-15-2007, 05:45 PM
I'm allergic to latex. Honestly.

Klennex anyone?

Katie
02-15-2007, 05:46 PM
oh...if I have toooo.


when can I go out and play?

MadPirateBunny
02-15-2007, 05:47 PM
When you finish my math homework :D

Can't we all just ne happy?

Katie
02-15-2007, 07:39 PM
of course....I got the bug out of my butt... :D


Isn't venting a wonderful thing???

MadPirateBunny
02-15-2007, 10:53 PM
it can be, as long as you make sure to announce it before hand.

... Did you just say you have a bug up your butt?

Katie
02-21-2007, 05:42 AM
it crawls up there occasionaly.


who wants waffles? :D

Hitsuji
02-21-2007, 01:19 PM
The monster under my bed.


Why do we say "Yes" when we want to say "No" and why do we say "No" when we want to say "Yes"? O.o

MadPirateBunny
02-21-2007, 09:27 PM
because we're nin-com-poops. :D

Why isn't the light off upstairs?

Katie
03-04-2007, 07:39 AM
sowwy :(


Where can we get those new energy saver bulbs?

gobo
03-04-2007, 11:11 AM
At a store. Duh.

Could you run to Taco Bell for me while you're out?

Aelia
03-04-2007, 11:32 AM
There's E.coli in there!

Do you think I should be playing with this sword?

gobo
03-04-2007, 12:00 PM
Don't ask me. I'm not your daddy.
...
Am I? O_O

Aelia
03-04-2007, 12:21 PM
Hey, for all I know you MIGHT be.

Technically, wouldn't all kinds of activites count as 'wasting time'?

MadPirateBunny
03-05-2007, 08:16 AM
it could, unless of course it's a training excersize.

Why do fools fall in love?

Katie
03-05-2007, 05:45 PM
because the little birdies in their heads started singing.

Why you callin' me a fool?

gobo
03-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Quit calling Katie a 'bird-brain'! :x

Isn't that SpawnGuy's gig? O_o

MadPirateBunny
03-14-2007, 07:54 AM
That remains to be seen

wait.

Spawny has a gig?

Ji-Day
03-14-2007, 08:03 AM
I don't know... I'm a new member...

So...

Who's Spawny?

MadPirateBunny
03-14-2007, 08:16 AM
Spawny is the great Spawny.
The infamous Spawny!
The great Spawny!
The cutie-pie Spawny!
The stop-calling-me-that-because-it’s-hard-to-be-terrifying-when-everyone-is-checking-me-out Spawny!

*snickersnicker*

What was the question again?

Sewer Bull
03-14-2007, 09:46 AM
Cut that out or there'll be no carrots tonight.

Why does love have to hurt in such... errr... discreet places?

MadPirateBunny
03-14-2007, 04:16 PM
I'm not even gonna answer that one.

but why can't I sing Spawny praises?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 07:29 AM
OK, don't look at me like that. You can.

SATISFIED?

Ji-Day
03-15-2007, 07:32 AM
Yes...

Where is my car?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 07:35 AM
It's there where you parked it last time.

It's not there?

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 08:14 AM
no

Isn't it your day to watch him?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 08:18 AM
You know I watch someone else all the time.

Umm... strip poker this evening?

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 08:34 AM
I wasn't invited

How come that's the way it is?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 08:50 AM
So, hereby, you are.

Did you see my eights coats? I have to wear them all this evening.

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 08:51 AM
I shredded them. In the shredder. With peanut butter.

Why do you ask?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 08:53 AM
Nooooooo!!!!!

You know that I don't have so many clothes left, don't you?

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 08:54 AM
It wasn't my fault

Why won't you believe me?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 08:55 AM
I have my reasons.

Why do you want to see me in a thong only?

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 08:56 AM
Not me!! Nononono. I recieved a request in the box, asking for it. Like I said. It wasn't my fault. *snickersnicker*

Did you want to borrow my tank top?

Sewer Bull
03-15-2007, 09:01 AM
Naturally! I'd look just fabulous in it.

Did you recognise the handwriting?

MadPirateBunny
03-15-2007, 09:05 AM
I thougth it was yours.

What did I miss?

That Matt Guy
03-16-2007, 02:42 PM
Don't disturb us.

Why should it go well?

Ra
03-19-2007, 03:12 AM
Well already left :| *cricket chrips*

What would happen if I put this knife in the toaster?

MadPirateBunny
03-19-2007, 09:26 AM
It would be an electrifying experience. :evilgrin:


Where did the crickets come from?

Ra
03-21-2007, 07:17 PM
From the remains of my soul.

What would it be like if I ate a paper clip?

shellofinsanity
03-21-2007, 09:27 PM
what would happen if i licked an exposed wire?

gobo
03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
Depends on if it's plugged in.

Where was your stupid answer for Ra's stupid question, young man?

Ra
03-21-2007, 10:05 PM
Taking a pee pee brake, apparently.

When will I manage to become president of the B.R.A. association?

MadPirateBunny
03-22-2007, 09:14 AM
When Bight Red Aardvarks feel it's time.

Can comments really take pee breaks?

Ra
03-23-2007, 02:32 AM
Definately. They have a soul, don't they?

Why do I feel so woozy?

gobo
03-23-2007, 08:40 AM
Cuz it's TMNT Day here in the 'States.

Do you like TMNT:>>? (I couldn't think of a stupider question :embarass: )

Ra
03-23-2007, 07:47 PM
...I want to buy all of the DVDs in my local store, poor acid on them, feed them to sharks, wait for the sharks to pass through the DVDs again before burning them at a stake, trying to rid them all of any evil spirits that came with it.

That's a no, by the way :P

Is it a good thing if I'm surrounded by so many smelly people?

MadPirateBunny
03-27-2007, 09:43 AM
I'd have to say no. Unless you were an animal or a were-creature. Then smelly is okay. Not really bad or good but something that you can label to a person or thing. Smell is a powerful thing.
It can hold a memory; so strongly that you might wish to use a blow torch on the inside of your nostrils.

Can one really have too much coffee?

Katie
03-28-2007, 05:44 PM
Juan Valdez says no.


Why am I bad?

Death's Head
03-28-2007, 05:47 PM
Hmmm. . .because I said so.


Why shouldn't you touch something not of this world?

Ra
03-29-2007, 02:35 AM
Because otherwise the cheese will melt. I'm dead serious.

Why in the world are we singing?

MadPirateBunny
03-29-2007, 09:10 AM
because it's in the script, silly.

Can you feel the love tonight?

Ra
03-31-2007, 03:46 AM
...Since my heart has been torn out by a little imp and has devoured it...I'll say "sort of".

Why doesn't anything happen when I hit "Don't Press This Button"?

gobo
04-02-2007, 12:13 AM
Why doesn't anything happen when I hit "Don't Press This Button"?
Because "Don't Press This Button Because It Does Absolutely Nothing, So It Would Be Quite Pointless To Press This Button... Especially If You Expect Something To Happen" didn't have enough 'Z's in it.

Can I ask you a question?

MadPirateBunny
04-02-2007, 08:15 AM
You ask the sweetest questions, Gobo.

But you're talking to Ra, aren't you?

Ra
04-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Na. He was talking to the coat hanger.

Can I get you a palm leaf?

MadPirateBunny
04-02-2007, 07:34 PM
Yes please.

Could you dye it orange for me?

Ra
04-08-2007, 05:43 AM
Hell no! Pink is the way to go!

Do you think it really matters?

Katie
04-08-2007, 04:51 PM
of course.


who's a good doggy? who's got a soft belly??? Who's a goooood boy?

Sunshine
04-08-2007, 05:25 PM
I'm not a boy... and that's not my belly. :o

Does anyone have the time?

Cascadia
04-08-2007, 06:12 PM
slightly after 5 PM (PST)..

Is there a state in the United states that does not do Daylight Savings time?

Sunshine
04-08-2007, 06:17 PM
State of confusion maybe.

How long is it gonna be till I get yelled at for posting too much or something?

Katie
04-08-2007, 06:27 PM
pfft unles you bite someone or break a rule...



Where's Turtle Dove you could ask her. ((crap. said a bad word there...sorry folks))

Sunshine
04-08-2007, 06:35 PM
I'm not sure.

Who's Turtle Dove?

gobo
04-08-2007, 07:21 PM
Someone who broke rules...

Wasn't that obvious? O_o

Sunshine
04-08-2007, 07:25 PM
Not really.

Besides didn't you know I'm insane?

MadPirateBunny
04-09-2007, 11:30 AM
aren't we all?

Why is your finger in your ear?

Sunshine
04-09-2007, 02:46 PM
Cause I wanted to see if it fit.

Am I driving people nuts yet?

Sewer Bull
04-10-2007, 03:07 AM
Yes.

Where are my boxers?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 03:23 AM
Not sure.

Did you check the dryer?

Sewer Bull
04-10-2007, 03:37 AM
Yes.

Did anyone steal them?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 03:40 AM
No I only stole Bunny's underwear today.

Should I have?

Sewer Bull
04-10-2007, 03:45 AM
Ask Spawny.

Will you?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 03:50 AM
Maybe depends on my mood I guess.

Is it normal to talk about underwear this much?

Katie
04-10-2007, 06:01 PM
Gnomes do it.

Do you do it with the light on?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 08:03 PM
Only when I'm alone. >_>

Do you like to be alone?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 09:07 PM
I am reserved so I am always alone & sometimes ignored.

Do you like to be near people at all times?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 09:09 PM
When I can I hate to be alone... it makes me lonely.

Where do you go when you want to be around people?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 09:11 PM
I am not sure. Even if I am in the company of people, I feel alone & reserved.

what is your favorite quote?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 09:18 PM
Ohh.... tough one. "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn"

What is your favorite movie?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 09:20 PM
a tough one...I have too many to name.

Favorite book?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Hmm I can't pick a single book but I really love the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series.

Do you like musicals?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 09:25 PM
sometimes

what is one of your hobbies?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 09:28 PM
Drawing although I am pretty bad at it.

What do you do for fun?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 09:30 PM
which one? I have several things that I do outside school.

what is your #1 weakness?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 09:57 PM
I can't stand up for myself.

What is your biggest fear?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 11:20 PM
failure
if you could have one thing in this world, what would it be?

MadPirateBunny
04-10-2007, 11:24 PM
World peace. And if that's not possible, a good cup of coffee.

What about you?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 11:25 PM
Happiness.

What is your favorite type of music?

Cascadia
04-10-2007, 11:31 PM
anything but rap & heavy metal

You?

MadPirateBunny
04-10-2007, 11:33 PM
It depends upon me mood as I have eclectic tastes.

What about you, Sunshine?

Sunshine
04-10-2007, 11:44 PM
I like pretty much everything but rap but usually I preffer... country music. :toops:

What are your favorite types of movies?

MadPirateBunny
04-10-2007, 11:58 PM
I like sci-fi, ones with good plots/dialogue, I mentioned Sci-Fi, right? Fantasy, like dragons or vampires, nothing overly sappy but I'm always a sucker for a decent 80's flick. :D

What about you?

Cascadia
04-11-2007, 12:02 AM
science-related, comedy, drama, and some action.

do you collect anything?

Sunshine
04-11-2007, 12:09 AM
Stone and gems.

Do you?

Cascadia
04-11-2007, 12:12 AM
rocks, minerals, fossils, shells, and have a 10 million year old meteorite. One of my fossils is a piece of a turtle shell.

Bunny, you?

Anybody is welcome to guess how old my turtle shell is. :-P

MadPirateBunny
04-11-2007, 08:06 AM
I use to collect pictures on my computer. Then my computer went kah-plooey. I have a weakness for stuffed animals. Always have. I cleared a lot off my desk but I'm always getting more.

WHat kind of stuff do you like to read?

Cascadia
04-11-2007, 10:24 AM
non-fiction particularly science.

Side note: if anyone is secretly wondering how old is the turtle scute (a part of the carapace), it is 1.5 million years old.

what is your favorite place to travel to?

MadPirateBunny
04-11-2007, 10:43 AM
The pacific ocean.

It's where my heart will ever be.

Yours?

Cascadia
04-11-2007, 10:53 AM
home (Texas)

what is your career?

Kunoichi_Haruko
04-11-2007, 11:00 AM
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. These questions and answers are not nearly stupid enough...

:docks points from Scientific Freak, MadPirateBunny & Sunshine: :)

MadPirateBunny
04-11-2007, 11:13 AM
...

Did I just get docked points?

Well poo. I think we need a knew thread then of asking questions and getting to know each other. But should it be under games?

Sunshine
04-11-2007, 03:38 PM
I don't know.

Is there any other section that it would be appropriate under?