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02-01-2007, 08:02 AM
New game. YAY! It's simple.

you respond to the last person's you know blah blah blah

with an if or when blah blah blah, then post your own you know .

For example.

Bunny: You know you've been on the computer too long ...

Spawny: When your butt becomes the shape of your computer chair.

:D Let's play!

You know you've drunk too much coffee ....

Spawn Guy
02-01-2007, 09:00 AM
..When you agree to an insane idea like this.

Never leap off a bridge...

02-01-2007, 09:17 AM
if you haven't paid for swimming lessons.

You know you haven't nuetered your dog when....

02-01-2007, 11:42 AM
your bunny slippers feel a little squishy...

You know something's a bad idea when...

02-01-2007, 10:16 PM
When you end up with less fingers then when you started.

You know you've been on the internet for too long when...

02-01-2007, 11:05 PM
Someone's getting on your nerves and you search a little ''X'' around him.

You know its time for you to buy a new car when...

02-02-2007, 06:27 PM
...your old one blows up.

You know it's time to get a bigger fly swatter when...

02-02-2007, 07:11 PM
a hobo sells the smaller one.

You know it's time to get a haircut when...

02-02-2007, 07:17 PM
A small animal makes a nest in your hair.

You know it's time for another zombie invasion if...

02-02-2007, 09:01 PM
Every shotguns are given to customers for free.

You know you've done something wrong when

02-03-2007, 09:52 AM
your mother uses your middle name.

You know you've cooked the toast too long ...

02-03-2007, 11:06 AM
it burns like never before.

You know you'll have to pay the price when...

Spawn Guy
02-03-2007, 11:17 AM
you have a full loaded gun to the salesman's head.

You know your too old for this when...

02-03-2007, 03:45 PM
Your liver spots mutate into flesh eating monsters.

You know your significant other is mad if...

02-03-2007, 07:25 PM
you melt the pancake spatula.

You know your pants are tight when...

02-03-2007, 07:26 PM
People can see your junk.

You knows it's time to vacuum your room if...

02-04-2007, 09:59 AM
...the roaches and the rats can be seen leaving it, saying that it's too dirty for them

You know that you shouldn't have had that last drink when...

02-04-2007, 02:30 PM
your skin starts to turn pink.

You know you've seen one too many horror movies when...

02-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Freddy and Jason visit you for a game of Clue.

You know it's time to run if...

02-04-2007, 07:02 PM
Someone throws a stink bomb at you.

You know you are a big sports fan if

02-05-2007, 07:19 AM
if you not only watched yesterday's game but had a party at your house, yelled at the TV and spent a lot of time cheering.


You know you've aced your test ....

02-05-2007, 06:32 PM
...you studied well for it.

You know you've been trapped in time when...

Mr. Snackpants
02-05-2007, 06:36 PM
Michael Jackson is black.

You know you're drunk when...

02-05-2007, 06:38 PM
...you have beer goggles.

You know you've snapped your skateboard when...

02-05-2007, 07:57 PM
When you have two halves of a skateboard?

You know it's time to turn off the TV if...

02-06-2007, 05:48 AM
you know all the words to every commercial that comes on.

It's time to quit your job when...

02-06-2007, 07:10 PM
your boss is a slacker.

Your know it's time to shop at your local thrift store when...

02-07-2007, 05:29 AM
you can't aford to by food.

you know you can't go grocery shopping when

Spawn Guy
02-07-2007, 11:30 AM
A mad scientist playing God mutated all produce within a hundred mile radius into flesh eating mutants.

A stich in time...

02-07-2007, 05:33 PM
saved my as...um...backside

early to bed and early to rise...

02-08-2007, 03:46 AM
...an army of flesh eatting chipmunks.

To fly freely is to...

02-08-2007, 07:55 AM
not get charged for flight taxes.

a penny saved ....

Spawn Guy
02-08-2007, 09:28 AM
...is a grateful one.

You know you have a drinking problem...

jeff the cheff
02-08-2007, 09:49 AM
when you think a drinking problem is that you aren't drinking right now

you know your broke when...

02-08-2007, 10:29 AM
the bum on th corner gives you money.

you know you're really rich when...

Spawn Guy
02-08-2007, 11:58 AM
you can pay people to be poor for you.

You know you have a gambiling problem...

02-08-2007, 06:19 PM
...you call a gambling problem hotline thinking it will give you a gambling probelm.

You know you have an infected tongue when...

02-09-2007, 05:51 PM
you can't shut your mouth...ewwwwwwwwww :dead:

The cows will come home when...

02-09-2007, 09:15 PM
When it's tonights night for chicken. :D

You know you've drank too much milk ....

02-10-2007, 01:41 AM
...it leakes out of your nose.

You know you're having an exciting dream when...

jeff the cheff
02-10-2007, 07:51 PM
You wake up. (I hate when that happens!)

you know your in college when...

02-10-2007, 09:11 PM
you're eating ramen for every meal :dead:

you know you're all grown up when...

jeff the cheff
02-10-2007, 09:32 PM
your friends get pregnant and you say "congratulations" instead of "damn what happened?!"

You know you smell when...

02-10-2007, 10:37 PM
.........no matter where you go, you keep thinking "who farted?"

You know you're having bad luck when........

02-11-2007, 07:41 AM
the black cats are avoiding you.

when in doubt....

02-11-2007, 02:58 PM
...eat some chunky beef.

You've created an inside joke when...

02-15-2007, 05:30 PM
you give a friend a look seconds before neither of you can stop giggling.

You know your ipod is about to explode ....

02-15-2007, 05:36 PM
when cute firemen suddenly come to your side 8) (ok, jut fantasizing a bit)

you know you've had enough with your significant other when....

02-15-2007, 05:43 PM
when the stabbing your had with pencils just isn't distracting you from his grating voice.

You know you've had too much pop ...

02-15-2007, 05:49 PM
when they go to take blood and Dr. Pepper comes out instead

You know you're not part of the group when....

02-15-2007, 05:50 PM
when you don't having the matching geek shirt

You know you've gone too far ...

02-15-2007, 05:53 PM
when you run out of gas :(

The best way to forgive a lover's wrong is....

02-15-2007, 05:59 PM
...have them buy you dinner.

The best way to pick up chicks is...

02-15-2007, 06:00 PM
Check back in a few weeks and we'll tell you.

You know it's time to change the cat's litter box if...

02-15-2007, 06:07 PM
he won't even go in the room

you've made a great meal when....

02-15-2007, 06:13 PM
When you're jeans are too tight. :D

You know it's time for bed...

02-15-2007, 07:35 PM
right now :( I'm beat

It's a sweet dream when...

02-16-2007, 11:12 AM
when you wake with a smile. :D

You know you've taken too much cold medicine ...

Spawn Guy
02-16-2007, 01:52 PM
...when the doctor starts recomending two teaspoons of hot sauce and calling him in the morning.

You know it was a bad idea to invest in Microsoft...

Jo Dawn
02-16-2007, 01:57 PM
...if you did it.

You know you need sleep when...

02-16-2007, 03:31 PM
...you see a giraffe in the middle of a street wearing a purple suit and tie to match.

You know when the time comes...

02-17-2007, 10:49 AM
if your watch implodes. :D

You know you've eaten too many donuts ...

02-19-2007, 07:40 PM
...when they become an addiction.

You know you hate emo music when...

02-21-2007, 05:34 AM
Raffi sounds good as an alternative.

You know it's time for summer when...

02-21-2007, 02:02 PM
...you have a sunburn the size of a tennis ball.

You know you've solved the Rubik's Cube when...

02-26-2007, 10:37 PM
you're dreaming. Wake up C14!{hehehe}

You know it's time to turn back the clocks

02-27-2007, 07:03 PM
...when a man named Bill forgot how to kill a deer.

You know there's a banana in your pocket when...

02-28-2007, 05:40 PM
the ladies are happy to see you :P

It's not a banana when......

03-01-2007, 01:25 PM
It smells like an apple.

It's not my turn to do the dishes ...

03-01-2007, 05:56 PM
when we can sucker the boys into doing our bidding :evilgrin:

It's a brilliant evil plan when....

03-01-2007, 05:58 PM
It involves waffles.

You know it's time to buy new shoes if...

03-01-2007, 06:08 PM
you can admire your pretty new toe nail polish without removing your sneakers.

we need a new plan when.....

03-01-2007, 06:19 PM
The old plan backfires completely and leaves everyone scarred for life.

You know it's time for a bath if...

03-01-2007, 06:28 PM
skunks run and hide.

you know you're in trouble when

03-01-2007, 06:30 PM
...you get called to the principal's office.

You know you're gonna hate summer school...

03-01-2007, 06:32 PM
...wait...why would you like it? :P

it ain't over til.....

03-06-2007, 02:25 PM
'til the mayonaise is gone.

You know you shouldn't throw stones when....

Spawn Guy
03-06-2007, 02:27 PM
when they start throwing back.

You know self surgery was a mistake...

03-06-2007, 02:28 PM
...when you've only got one hand to tie off the spool.

You know you've gone too far....

Spawn Guy
03-06-2007, 02:38 PM
when you meet yourself just starting off.

You know taking ninja lessons was a bad idea...

03-06-2007, 03:51 PM
...when the other Ninja students gang up on you and give you a mask wedgie.

You know you're too hyped up on caffeine when...

03-06-2007, 06:21 PM
...you're shaking way too much.

You know you're an outcast when...

03-06-2007, 06:34 PM
...you're shaking way too much.

You know you're an outcast when...

....hermits envy your solitude.

You know you're due for a visit to the dentist when.......

03-06-2007, 11:47 PM
...your teeth look like raisins.

You know you need to shave when...

Spawn Guy
03-07-2007, 12:56 PM
all those big foot internet nuts are camped outside your bathroom.

You know you should have read more Deadpool when...

Death's Head
03-07-2007, 01:15 PM
You'll stab somebody in the leg for reaching for the last cupcake, usin' a katana.

You know you're possessed by the Devil when. . . .

Jade Green
03-07-2007, 02:02 PM
Your lucky number is triple six.

You know you've had too much of a celebrity when...

Spawn Guy
03-07-2007, 03:35 PM
When you actually break your TV rather than look at them.

You know people are too bitchy when...

Jade Green
03-07-2007, 05:02 PM
they make you seem nice.

You know you've had too much TMNT when...

Spawn Guy
03-07-2007, 05:21 PM
a guy dressed as a spider seems odd to you.

You know you should really be asleep by now...

03-07-2007, 07:46 PM
...if your entire viewpoint turns sideways and JPEGs start moving on your screen (true story).

You know you're a Guitar Hero freak when...

03-08-2007, 03:30 AM
...you try and practice your fingering on your pencil case in class. Then again, that can happen when you are just a guitar freak :P

You know when the end is near when...

Jade Green
03-08-2007, 05:57 AM
Giant yellow ships are spotted floating over earth and announcing that it is to be cleared for a hyperspace express route.

You know you've read too much Douglas adams when...

Spawn Guy
03-08-2007, 10:06 AM
you start blaming Arthur Dent for all your problems.

You know you should start eating more fish...

03-08-2007, 06:16 PM
...when you're tired of other seafood.

You know it's time to beat up some juvenile delinquents when...

03-09-2007, 12:36 AM
...the juvenile delinquents have beaten you up for the 10th time in a week.

You know you are going to heave when...

03-09-2007, 12:54 AM
...the sound of a kazoo is followed by the smell of someone's butt.

You know it's time for lunch when...

03-09-2007, 08:02 AM
when Spawny is wearing his 'Kiss the cooked' shirt.

You know the coffee is ready ....

Spawn Guy
03-09-2007, 01:52 PM
when the sound of "It burns!" floats out of my kitchen.

You know Rino Romano is one of the best voice actors in history...

03-09-2007, 04:33 PM
...when he does the main character's voice acting for the cartoon you're working on.

You know Bruce Campbell is the world's greatest B movie actor...

Spawn Guy
03-09-2007, 05:09 PM
since the moment your born.

You know Peter Parker has been Spider-Man since he was 15...

03-09-2007, 05:14 PM
...because the comics said so.

You know what Spawny thinks of clowns when...

03-09-2007, 05:44 PM
...you read his own special gaming thread. Now VISIT!! (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=17721&page=14)

You know you are obsessed when...

Spawn Guy
03-09-2007, 06:34 PM
you actually realize you just spent every penny you have buying somebody's famous stuff.

You know your being watched...

03-09-2007, 07:26 PM
...when you are on Big Brother.

You know it's time for a change when...

Jade Green
03-09-2007, 07:47 PM
your underwear are stiff.

You know that you've met your match when...

03-12-2007, 08:06 AM
the lighter won't work.

You know the donuts are too hold when...

03-12-2007, 02:17 PM
...they don't taste like donuts anymore.

You know you can't bring yourself to dismember a possessed friend when...

03-12-2007, 03:55 PM
when you find out the possessed friend is actually the other half of your pscyche. {I hate it when that happens}

You know it's time to mow your lawn when...

03-12-2007, 09:25 PM
you break your machetti

It's time to stop talking to people online when...

jeff the cheff
03-12-2007, 10:53 PM
You start talking to people online

You know you're horny when...

03-13-2007, 02:51 AM
...you are a devil in hell.

You know you are going to die when...

03-13-2007, 06:20 PM
...Death is camping outside of your bathroom.

You know you're experiencing Deja Vu when..........

03-13-2007, 06:39 PM
When you think it's the second time you see someone whereas you've never seen this person before... ( Deja vu? French expression :D )

You know you are going to fall when...

03-14-2007, 02:39 AM
...you are about to go parachuting.

(Ah, Deja Vu. I love that saying. Probably because it's one of the only words in French I know :lol:)

You know you are doomed when...

03-14-2007, 05:25 AM
the post following yours is full of Ginormous Green letters...and the one after that is filled with humongo pink letters...

Staying home sick is best when...

03-14-2007, 06:04 AM
...you have a History assignment due in that day and you need more time to finish it :dead:

You know you are tired when...

03-14-2007, 07:36 AM
you have to use toothpicks to hold your eyes open.

You know it's time to write your last will and testament ...

03-14-2007, 08:18 AM
When you're told that tomorrow, it's your girlfriend's birthday, whereas you've forgoten to buy a present...

You know you'll be laughed at...

03-14-2007, 08:22 AM
when you walk in the room and everyone has to leave because they can't hold a straight face.

It's time to change your fish water ...

03-14-2007, 08:27 AM
When your fish is dead...

you know you're crazy about chocolate when...

03-14-2007, 08:29 AM
...when you have your furniture made of it.. :evilgrin:

You know it's time to get new dishes ...

Jade Green
03-14-2007, 09:45 PM
When your wife uses them as arsenal against you.

You know that the peanutbutter is whack when...

03-15-2007, 01:25 AM
...when you can no longer see "Goldie" through the green scum stuck to the bowl.

You know it's going to rain when...

03-15-2007, 07:30 AM
When you can hear the big "Krakow!", coming from the sky...

you know you have to change your t-shirt when...

03-15-2007, 08:09 AM
when it smells worse than your garbage dispocal.

It's time to get a new garage door opener ....

Jade Green
03-15-2007, 03:12 PM
when the other one is controlled by a switch in the neighbor's house. (from an insurance commercial)

You know you need to stop wearing sandals when..

03-15-2007, 03:30 PM
When you're older than 7...

You know it's not going to be a good day when...

03-15-2007, 06:47 PM
...you fall into a barrel of toxic waste and become a mutant that has a Toxic Avenger-like appearence.

You know you've made one too many pop culture references when...

Jade Green
03-15-2007, 10:40 PM
you are the next pop culture reference.

You know your replies for the 'you know if' game are too weak if

03-16-2007, 06:47 PM
...you're not makin' it great.

You know you're doing a karate move when...

03-19-2007, 04:24 AM
...some guy is clutching at his crotch, looking at you as if you...


You know when the world is at the end of it's time when...

03-19-2007, 06:42 PM
...the Earth blows up.

You know like sucks when...

03-20-2007, 12:37 AM
...it's being sucked through a straw.

You know you are going to have rotton tomatoes thrown at you when...

Jade Green
03-20-2007, 12:37 AM
the vaccuum doesn't work.

You know that you've had one too many colds when...

(yes, i've got a cold, my THIRD this year)

03-20-2007, 06:18 PM
...you aren't eating enough vitamins.

You know you've paid the price when...

03-20-2007, 06:50 PM
...You are outside the shopping center, shopping bags in one hand and a ridiculously long receipt in the other.

You know you are bad when...

03-20-2007, 07:22 PM
...you get disciplined in a very bizarre or deviant way.

You know you're acting silly when...

Death's Head
03-21-2007, 12:57 PM
You shave your hair off, hit people with umbrellas, and claim you're the Anti-Christ.

You know you're a red-neck if. . .

Jade Green
03-21-2007, 05:36 PM
You actually take offence at the 'red neck' jokes becuase most of them hit a bit too close to home.

You know you're in deep when...

03-21-2007, 07:13 PM
...you are in the diving end of the swiming pool.

You know you are stoopid when...

Jade Green
03-21-2007, 10:51 PM
When one plus one plus one plus one is two.

J00 k|\|0\/\/ J00 4R3 L33T \/\/H3|\|...

(You know you are leet when...)

03-22-2007, 02:21 AM
..JOw 29 VV 00J W()OP Y() @55

(...everything looks different :| )

You know you are getting in way over your head when...

03-22-2007, 08:48 AM
when you've got no room to BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Help me I'm drowning!!!}

You know it's time to clean the cage ...

Jade Green
03-22-2007, 04:41 PM
when you can't see the pet any more.

You know that you've done one too many 'you know if' phrases when...

03-22-2007, 07:50 PM
...you take the pharses as advice.

You know homework should've never been invented when...

03-23-2007, 02:37 AM
...it crashes the party and drinks all of the punch :cry:

You know when you are sick when...

03-23-2007, 08:22 PM
...you're staying home from school.

You know you're wearing a nifty t-shirt when...

03-24-2007, 05:36 AM
...people stop you in the street to say "Where can I buy that shirt?!"

You know you are addicted to the fourm games when...

03-24-2007, 12:27 PM
...you can't get enough of 'em.

You know you'll wanna see TMNT again when...

Jade Green
03-25-2007, 04:06 PM
you can't help but chear at the part where...Raph breaks Leo's swords.

You know that your ears are going to hurt when...

03-26-2007, 06:51 PM
...you listen to Iron Maiden's newest CD at full volume.

You know you're using a bicycle pump as a weapon when...

03-27-2007, 02:31 AM
...you get attacked while you are bending down to fix your poor bike Bikey who had a flat tyre. You then use the pump to knock the guy out, who was a mass serial killer, you get the key to the city, be rich and famous...

Yeah, I'm getting way to into now.

You know you want to dance when...

03-27-2007, 09:24 AM
...you get attacked while you are bending down to fix your poor bike Bikey who had a flat tyre. You then use the pump to knock the guy out, who was a mass serial killer, you get the key to the city, be rich and famous...

oh wait ... deja vu! {hehehe}

You know you've commit perjury when...

03-27-2007, 05:54 PM
...a man named Bob throws a piece of beef at you.

You know you should read more indie comics when...

03-27-2007, 09:43 PM
... you can't remember where the secret switch for the treasure room is.

You know you've stepped on the wrong square ...

03-28-2007, 05:55 PM
....when you have to go with Charo for the block...(do you guys know what I'm talking about?)

you know you'll never amount to anything when....

Jade Green
03-28-2007, 06:02 PM
you get a disfortune cookie saying 'you'll never amount to anything'.

You know that you play too much Dungeons and Dragons when...

03-29-2007, 02:43 AM
...you start screaming "LOOK OUT FOR THAT DRAGON!" before tackling someone, despite the fact that the "dragon" is a toy poodle.

You know things are really getting out of hand when...

03-29-2007, 09:37 AM
... when the toy dragon chews your leg off.

You know it's too late for a hair cut ...

03-29-2007, 07:36 PM
...when your hair is longer than you can measure.

You know it's a good deal when...

Jade Green
03-30-2007, 01:05 PM
Even the man with the degree in economics wants in on it.

You know that you've been Jaded when...

03-30-2007, 06:16 PM
...Jade comes over to your house to wash the dishes for you.

You know you're wearing mismatch socks when...

04-02-2007, 05:10 PM
...someone screams and sets your feet on fire, trying to stop these weird multicolored things from crawling up your legs.

You know you are happy when...

04-02-2007, 07:00 PM
...you've beaten the first form of Orochi in Okami. (which I have)

You know clowns are scary when...

04-06-2007, 05:38 AM
Killer Klowns from Outter Space....'nuff said.

you've watched to many 'B' horror flicks when....

04-06-2007, 05:59 AM
...you use "Kill Klowns from Outter Space" as a reference in your post.

You know you have too much love to give when...

04-06-2007, 08:19 AM
your "cup" over flows ... ahem

yiou know you're mind is in the gutter when....

04-06-2007, 05:42 PM
...somebody rips your brain out and throws it in a gutter.

You know you've got your eyes on someone when...

04-06-2007, 06:16 PM
they are the only thing in the world you see, all surounded by sparkles and mist and light and they take your breath away by their very presence in your life...so much that you literally never see anyone else ever again because they are so deep in your heart that no one could ever fill their place...for eternity.

Things are going your way when...

04-08-2007, 05:40 AM
...you are truely content :)

You know you want an Oscar Myer weiner when...

04-08-2007, 03:01 PM
...you can get one for free.

You know you're excited for Spring Break when...

04-08-2007, 04:45 PM
you've been packed for it for months :D

It's time to go home from your holiday when....

04-08-2007, 06:52 PM
You have rolled out of your bed after all the crazy partying

You know you are really back to work/ school when...

04-08-2007, 06:55 PM
People start screaming at you to get back to work.

You know you're desperate to see a certain movie when...

04-09-2007, 12:44 PM
...it's directed by Sam Raimi and it stars cult movie icon Bruce Campbell.

You know you've spent too much time on YouTube when...

04-09-2007, 02:53 PM
You can actually find what you were searching for on the first try inspite of the fact the tags for searching don't seem to ever work. >_>

You know you roleplay too much when...

Sewer Bull
04-10-2007, 03:13 AM
...you make approximately 64.73 posts per day.

You know you're too bitter when...

04-10-2007, 03:27 AM
You point out how many posts someone has? >_>'

You know you are loved anyway when...

04-10-2007, 06:03 PM
you feel the sticky warm wetness of a cow tongue on the back of your ear ;)

you know someone knows you really well when....

04-10-2007, 08:04 PM
they can finish your sentences.

You know you don't leave the house enough when...

04-10-2007, 11:57 PM
...you spend too much time on the Internet.

You know you enjoy shopping at thrift stores when...

04-11-2007, 12:06 AM
You make games up for when you go. Like seeing who can find the ugliest piece of clothing in the store. It's a lot of fun actually. >_>

You know you are strange when...

04-12-2007, 12:44 AM
when you're a stranger!

Faces look ugly...

04-13-2007, 06:50 AM
when you're alone.

You know you've been awake too long when...

04-13-2007, 07:05 AM
"Yesterday" was a week ago.

You know its not worth doing something when.....

04-16-2007, 01:31 PM
You've tried over 15 times and still can't come up with something to say. >_>

You know it's too windy out when...

04-16-2007, 01:34 PM
when you have a mohawk and didn't use hair spray!

You know it's time to get new trees...

04-16-2007, 10:07 PM
you see the old ones fly past the neighbor's house!

It's time to worry when...

04-17-2007, 04:56 PM
you realize your 'chute won't open

you know you did a stupid thing when...

Ava Collier
04-17-2007, 04:58 PM
...You wrote sexy fanfic involving pizza.

You know you're hungry when...

04-17-2007, 05:04 PM
...you write a sex scene involving pizza.

(isn't that like a guy fantasy...to eat while they are having sex with you?)

you found a good man when.....

Ava Collier
04-17-2007, 05:11 PM
...the batteries haven't worn out yet? >.>

You know you're stumped when...

(It wasn't really a sex scene...it was more like what was going through his head afterward XD )

04-17-2007, 05:16 PM
:P yes...that IS a typical guy thing. Batteries LOL :lol:

The post ahead talks about battery toys! (One of my friends exes called them BOBs...Battery Operated Boyfriends.. :P )

Can't stop giggling when.....

Ava Collier
04-17-2007, 05:21 PM
...I look at my secret weapon for the art duel.

You know your train of thought has derailled when...

04-17-2007, 05:24 PM
My gemininess kicks in :P

it's time to stop listening to the voices in your head when....

Ava Collier
04-17-2007, 05:25 PM
...other people can hear them too.

You know you'll never live it down when...

04-17-2007, 06:14 PM
...your friends keep reminding you of it.

You know you haven't posted enough in this thread when...

04-20-2007, 06:36 PM
you still have a ton of ideas for "you know" sentences.

You know you are crazy when...

04-20-2007, 07:43 PM
...you end up in an insane asylum.

You know you want to see Grindhouse all of a sudden when...

04-20-2007, 07:58 PM
umm... when you see someone with a sig about it?

You know you are procrastinating when...

04-23-2007, 11:44 PM
When you've still got your Christmas lights up in July. :D

You know it's time to mow the lawn ...

04-23-2007, 11:47 PM
when there is a jungle developing in your yard.

You know it is time to throw out the milk when

04-23-2007, 11:55 PM
you ind it's a solid instead of a liquid and it leading a revolt inside your fridge.

You know it's time to check the batteries

04-23-2007, 11:56 PM
liquid leaks out of your electronics.

You know that it is time to do some spring cleaning when

04-25-2007, 04:59 PM
You no longer know where your floor is.

You know it's going to storm when...

05-02-2007, 04:51 AM
...Thor gets an upset stomach.

You know things are getting crazy when...

05-02-2007, 08:34 AM
Ra because Queen of the forum GAME

GO RA!!!! hehehehe

You know it's time to get a new keyboard...

05-02-2007, 11:46 AM
when the keys do not work or you have a missing key.

You know that it is going to storm

05-02-2007, 12:54 PM
... when the pansies hide under the patio.

You know it's time to start a new thread ...

05-02-2007, 03:23 PM
...When you think of something good...

You know it's time to make a good story...

05-02-2007, 03:25 PM
...when you spot April O'Neil's news van.

You know it's "Ninja Time"...

05-02-2007, 03:51 PM
... when the theme plays in you head and you can dance without the weird looks. Mostly that means in your basement.

You know it's time to switch sides ...

05-02-2007, 09:27 PM
...when you've got pillow markings imprinted on the side of your face.

you know u shouldn't drive...

05-02-2007, 10:00 PM
...When you are drunk.

You know to have a haircut....

05-02-2007, 11:31 PM
when your bangs are covering your eyes.

You know that it is time to take out the garbage...

05-02-2007, 11:34 PM
when colorful molds start invading every inch of your house.

you know it's time to get the hell out...

05-03-2007, 12:46 AM
...these said colorful molds form together to make an army and destroy everyone and everything in it's path. Like the ones in my kitchen right now.

You know when it's time to run away when...

05-03-2007, 01:04 AM
...you can hear the chainsaw buzzing closer and closer.

you know it's time to change the sheets...

05-03-2007, 01:21 AM
Umm... 'when they're dirty'? :embarass:

I would be mean all the time...

05-04-2007, 12:41 PM
...But you'd rather be nice?

You know it's time to swim...

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 01:28 PM
when you've peed your pants.

You know it's time to do the tango when...

05-04-2007, 02:33 PM
...you're not given the option to do an 'if' statement. 8P

You might be a red-neck...

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:44 PM
if your big weekend out is a trip to wal-mart.

you might to to go bungee jumping without a bungee if...

05-04-2007, 02:52 PM
If you stare into the Pits of Sin, the front door to Hell located right outside of Paramus.

You might believe me if. . .

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 03:18 PM
you were under some sort of influence.

you mightbake cookies for me if...

05-04-2007, 03:31 PM
...you're a dumba-- um, 'a red-neck'. :embarass:

I can't see well...

05-04-2007, 04:10 PM
...when you need glasses.

You know you like gravy when...

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 04:32 PM
when you put the stuff on your corndogs.

you know your in big trouble when...

05-04-2007, 04:36 PM
the test results come back positive.

you know you talk too much...

05-04-2007, 05:27 PM
...When a person says shut it.

You know to get fries....

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 05:33 PM
when you have a milkshake.

you know godzilla's coming when...

05-04-2007, 05:37 PM
When Somebody yells: GODZILLA!

You know when you're out of ice cream....

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 05:43 PM
when all shell breaks loose.

you know death is upon you when...

05-04-2007, 05:44 PM
You have heart attack!

You know that the game has ended...

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 06:55 PM
when my high score of 2398740 is up.

You know Raph's about dice someone up when...

05-04-2007, 07:10 PM
When he's angry:D

You know it's time to make a sad and beautiful story of the TMNT...

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 07:15 PM
when you've just checked out some of Dorkfish's slashy TMNT art.

You know you're overly obsessed with tmnt when...

05-04-2007, 07:17 PM
When you quote them 24/7!

You know you're inlove with your favorite turtle..

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 07:35 PM
when you dream about bearing their children, then realise your chromosomes wouldn't match up, and children wouldn't be produced anyway.

you know mikey's had one too many pizzas when...

05-04-2007, 07:44 PM
When he says he saw a pink brain that had eyes, and mouth, and it talked to him:lol:

You know when Raphael's going to come up with a smart remark....

05-04-2007, 10:26 PM
...if you're referring to classic 'toon Raph.

All things must come to an end...

05-04-2007, 10:29 PM
...when the credits roll.

Pizza isn't so great...

05-04-2007, 10:36 PM
if penicillin needs to be sprinkled on top.

you know everyone hates you...

05-04-2007, 11:20 PM
when I am ignored.

I know that something is a fallacy

Mr. Leon
05-05-2007, 11:54 AM
When a strange light shines upon you, commanding you to fall to your knees and obey it.

You know you're hallucinating when...

05-05-2007, 12:15 PM
When you see zombies.

You know it's time to make pizza...

05-05-2007, 12:42 PM
when your stomach growls for it.

You know when you need a soda...

Mr. Leon
05-05-2007, 01:11 PM
when you've been wondering around in the sun too long.

You know to create a TMNT music video when...

05-05-2007, 08:00 PM
...When you're in the right mood.:)

You know you've been a good person....