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05-02-2007, 12:33 PM
Okay, this game is just about quoting. It is very simple. All you have to do is think of TMNT quotes. Form any TMNT shows. Like, Olld toon TMNT, 2k3 TMNT, FF TMNT, the TMNT from all three of the movies. ^_^

I'll start.

Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

05-02-2007, 02:39 PM

t-m-n-t, what you get is what you see!
you know, seriously, you're just embarassing yourself.


are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?
that a great big serving of kungpao chicken would be really good about now?

and the one in my quote, you know, about casey.

05-02-2007, 02:52 PM
AHAHAHAHHAH!!!:lol: :lol: OMG! THAT WAS GOOD!:lol: :lol:

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath.
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips.
Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, "G".
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face.
Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-brain

05-02-2007, 04:51 PM
April: Mom was right. The age of civilary is dead. <--I use this quote alot when I am having problems and people are around but they refuse to help.

05-02-2007, 05:47 PM
Zak: "Dig hep cats!"

05-02-2007, 06:25 PM
Mikey: Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Those dudes are so dumb!

05-02-2007, 09:15 PM
Master Tatsu: Ninja Vanish

05-02-2007, 09:42 PM
i don't remember how this goes exactly, but..

so this is winters.
*winters falls from above*
more like fall, if you know what i mean
mikey...remember that talk we had.

05-02-2007, 09:58 PM
AHAHAHAHAH!!! I just thought of that the other day!

Rocksteady: Hey boss! How'd you find our private number?
Shredder: simple, i dialed M for moron.

05-02-2007, 10:23 PM
Crazy Angsty Leo to Mikey: "In this life, we only have each other. If one of us goes down we all go down -- so focus."

05-02-2007, 10:29 PM
Master Tatsu: Go. Play.

05-02-2007, 10:31 PM
splinter: and remember, go ninja go ninja go.

05-02-2007, 10:40 PM
April, why do humans want to make themselves look weirder than they already are?

I don't know Leonardo

I'm Raphael

05-03-2007, 09:17 AM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!! I love doing that quote!:lol:
Zak: Tin skin's got 'em!

05-03-2007, 09:19 AM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!! I love doing that quote!:lol:
Zak: Tin skin's got 'em!

ZAK! Gotta love the Neutrinoes!

April, why do humans want to make themselves def?

I really don't know Michelangelo

I'm Leonardo

05-03-2007, 09:24 AM
Raph: Ninja dry cleaners?
Leo: Ninja shoe repair?
April: Ninja video rentals!?
Don: Ninja dentist? Oww!

05-03-2007, 09:54 AM
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in a ninja pizzaria

05-03-2007, 10:26 AM
Leo: Thats right! We'd better come with you April.
Raph: And besides, WE'RE HUNGREY!!
April: But if you draw a lot of attention to yourselves, we're gonna get in trouble!
Don: Relax, we know all about humans.
April How?
Mikey: We watch a lot of TV.
April: We're in big trouble.

05-03-2007, 11:08 AM
"We thought about having each of us wear a different color bandana, but decided that would be too dorky."

*Vol 4, Issue5 - its not entirely clear who says it, but either Don or Mike on wearing a tattoo on their chest to help differentiate between them*

05-03-2007, 12:34 PM
April: Why can't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?

05-03-2007, 04:51 PM
[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13.
Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude.
Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place!
Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 01:54 PM
Raphael: And quick! We're shrinking faster than a pair of cheap underwear!

05-04-2007, 02:04 PM
Raph: Don't you fellas know I never work without a net!

Raph: Well what do ya know, a flying rhino.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:06 PM
Krang: If I had hands, they'd be sweating in anticipation!

Kalla (is that how you spell her name?): I'm in sync with the way you think!

05-04-2007, 02:10 PM
Donatello: Hey Shred Head! Shred you're way out of this!
Shredder: Gladly! Have dough-net!

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:13 PM
Shredder: If I told you two idiots, you'd fail to comprehend. So why bother?
Bebop: He's right. Dis book ain't got no pitures.

05-04-2007, 02:15 PM
Shredder: Aha! The key to the other realms!
Bebop: What's a key doin' in a book?

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:17 PM
Shredder: My name is Shredder, and I love all living things. *dripping with sarcasm*

05-04-2007, 02:24 PM
April: I'd invite you all in, but All I have to offer you guys is uh...frozen pizza.
Mikey: Let's go for it!
Don: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pizza?
Don/Mikey: Doesn't everybody?

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:27 PM
Leo: Shredder! You've gotta listen to reason!

05-04-2007, 02:30 PM
Raph: Leo, if you dragged us out here for nothin'...
Don: Don't worry! I came perpared!
Leo: Put those away! Consentrate, consentrate hard.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 02:46 PM
Raph: What Russian novel, embracing over 500 characters, was set in the Napoleanic wars?
Don: War and Peace.

05-04-2007, 05:43 PM
Mikey: Guys! Guys! I got the answer to all are houseing problems, time share...
Don: Not quite ripe yet.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 05:44 PM
Leonardo: I only have one thought! This guy knows where Splinter is!
Shredder: Ah, the rat. It has a name. ..It had a name!
Leonardo: You lie!
Shredder: Do I?

05-04-2007, 05:46 PM
Mikey: Score: Turtles two! Bad guys: zippo!

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 06:41 PM
those two thugs from classic tmnt:
Thug 1: Dis shore has been a slow day! we ain't mugged nobody for a whole half hour!
thug 2: relax, pal. Some poor sucker's bound to show up.
*shredder comes through a portal*
Shredder: Oh, where am I..?
Thug 1: I got a better question, like how much money you got in that stupid costume a yours?!
Shredder: Of course. I'm in the big apple.
Shredder: Bebop, rocksteady! Foot soldiers! destroy these fools!
thug 1: That ol' trick!? Forget it pal,. it won't work!
Shredder: Foot soldiers? Did you not hear my command?
thug 2: now just hand over your dough.
shredder: I'll just have to handle this myself! *slices through tree branch*
Shredder: now! what were you saying about money?
Thug 1: we were sayin', here, if you ain't got any, take ours!
thug 2: yeah, and have a n-n-nice day!

05-04-2007, 07:15 PM
Casey Jones: This is great. First it was the farm that time forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.

Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 07:36 PM
Raph: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?

05-04-2007, 07:40 PM
Leo: Guys! He's awake! Bring food! BRING SOME FOOD!

05-04-2007, 07:44 PM
Donatello: Oh I get it. You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy.

05-04-2007, 07:47 PM
Fighting Foot Soldiers]
Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too clichÈ.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit.
Donatello: I like it. Step up.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Danny: Don't shoot!
Raph: I don't think it's loaded, kid.

Mr. Leon
05-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Donatello: Oh I get it. You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy.

LOL. I love that quote.

05-04-2007, 07:49 PM
LOL. I love that quote.

Me too!:lol: :lol:

Mr. Leon
05-05-2007, 11:54 AM
Don: Thanks Raph! I may never have the hiccups again!

05-05-2007, 12:13 PM
Leo: There you go! Thats right! Scarf it!

05-06-2007, 05:24 PM
Mickey: Ninja kick the damn rabbit!...First movie

Mikey: WOAAAHH CLOTHESLINE! -clotheslined by a clothesline- Wipeout!
Donnie: Hi-yo Silver! -falls off of horse- Ugh, horses.
Raph: WOAAAAH!!! -falls off horse- HEY HORSEY!

-then later-

Leo: -riding away- YEEEHAAA! ADIOS AMIGOS!
Donnie: ...you know sometimes, I hate that guy. Yeah. .....therd movie...

Mr. Leon
05-06-2007, 06:03 PM
Don: I'm on my way over.. a little mud no problem.

05-06-2007, 06:45 PM
LOLOLOL!!!:lol: :lol: OMG! I love those quotes!:lol:

Leonardo: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Righteous!
Donatello: Bossanova!
Michaelangelo: *Bossanova?*
Donatello: Chevy Nova?

Delivery Man: [trying to find address] OK, 122... 122 1/8?
[takes a couple steps to the right while checking address]
Delivery Man: 122... 1/8.
[standing in front of a wall]
Delivery Man: Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?
Michaelangelo: [through the grate] You're standing on it, Dude.

Raphael: So what are we gonna do? Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo: What *can* we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from our *great leader*, huh? Just sit here on our butts.
Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michaelangelo: Kichen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michaelangelo: Yyyyeah.
Leonardo: I never said I was your great leader.
Raphael: Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a *jerk* sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah? Well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave.
Leonardo: Why don't you?
Raphael: Good. Great.
[Walks out the door]
Leonardo: Go ahead. We don't need you.
Michaelangelo: [Listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello: [Mouth full] Pork rind.

05-07-2007, 06:16 AM
You can't get more classic than this -

Mike: I love being a TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Leon
05-07-2007, 12:51 PM
You can't get more classic than this -

Mike: I love being a TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Priceless 8)

05-07-2007, 03:39 PM
Splinter- "Let your minds become pools of stillness my sons, break the surface, explore the depths, for that is where the true wonders lie."

Mikey-"I wonder if you could combine burgers and nachos into one tasty treat!
Mmm.. Burchos"


I've just been watching that episode xP

05-07-2007, 10:41 PM
AHAHAHAH!!!:lol: Oh god, these are good keep on thinkin'!

Leo: A watering truck! Quick! Head for the high ground!
Don: I got news for ya, the high ground is too high!

Mr. Leon
05-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Leo: Raph.. About what I said.. You know, about not needing you and all..
Raph: Leo... don't.

05-07-2007, 11:05 PM

Don: Straight out of star wars.

Don: Thats April O'neil. She's one tough cookie.

Don: Somebody was about to take a fall

Don: Who said that?
April: I did.

05-11-2007, 12:59 AM
I'll have to watch the episode again to get the exact quote and quotes leading to it, but one of my faves.

Don - Open foot, insert mouth.

06-03-2007, 02:47 AM
\/ see below. :lol: Sorry, I'll add a real quote in a bit.

06-05-2007, 05:42 PM
Splinter: Sit still.
Mikey: I dunno Master Splinter. Sitting still isn’t one of our strong points.
(Splinter glares at Mikey)
Mikey: Riiight. Sitting still it is. I like sitting still. Sitting still is good.

06-06-2007, 08:04 AM
^Excellent quote and the burchos one is good too lol

I'm surprised no one has said "Ninja kick the damn rabbit."

Mr. Leon
06-09-2007, 08:44 PM
^Excellent quote and the burchos one is good too lol

I'm surprised no one has said "Ninja kick the damn rabbit."

LOL. That's true. That's a cool quote.

Here's one:

Raph: You guys must be reading the unabridged book of ninja fighting!

06-10-2007, 03:02 PM
Splinter: We will resume your training in the morning...
Mikey:*Mocking Splinter* We will resume your training in the morning...!
Splinter: I herd that!
Don: Busted!

Mr. Leon
06-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Michelangelo: Okay Shredder!! This is it! >D

06-10-2007, 05:56 PM
Mikey: Housekeeping, more towels for you.
Bad guy: We dont need no stinkin' towels!

(Who needs sai, eh? Always my fave Raph quote)

Raph: You call that a knife? Thats not a knife. THIS is a knife!
Don: Thats a sai, Raphael.
Raph: Shut up Don, you do your shtick, I'll do mine.
Don: I don't do shtick.
Mike: Nah, you do STICK!

Leo: Your reign of terror is over, Stockman.
Mike: You been practicing that?
Leo: You like it?
Mike: A little more with gritting the teeth maybe. "Your reign of terror..." see how it works?

Mr. Leon
06-10-2007, 06:07 PM
I love the Schtick quote, Swany.

Don: Due to the layout and proximity of the structures in this area, I'd say if they were gonna spring a trap, they'd do it right about.. *get scooped up in Shredder's net*

06-10-2007, 08:39 PM
Ahh...I love the things you say in your posts...*sighs* There's just something about it that...makes you kinda cute.^^

Mikey: Alright! let's roll!

Raph: Let's get it on!

(From TMNT 3 Mutant nightmare.)

Mr. Leon
06-10-2007, 08:41 PM
...*runs smack into a tree* ..Owww.. :dead:

Mike: Did you figure that out before or after you barfed in the battleshell?

06-10-2007, 08:47 PM
Ohh! Are you okay?

Casey: Bro. you are seriously crapin' my style here...

Mr. Leon
06-10-2007, 08:50 PM
Yeah, LOL.

Casey: I gotta protect my good looks! I'm saving this face for Hollywood.

06-10-2007, 09:06 PM

Mikey: Why? Is my talking bothering you? Am I distracting you somehow? breaking you're concentration? making you lose focus? Finally getting on you're nerves perhaps? Or maybe, you're just a tinsy bit worried that I might actually, beat you.

06-13-2007, 07:29 PM
See my signature line below - that's my favourite quote!

Mr. Leon
06-13-2007, 10:21 PM

Michaelangelo: We were thinking on having pizza puffs, with maybe some pizza dip.

06-15-2007, 08:12 PM
Don: A group of guys that look the same....a bo staff...time to try out one of my favorite Techniques! * Puts staff into ground, strats swinging on it like an idiot.*

06-17-2007, 03:16 PM
Raph: Its been great guys.
Mikey: Even me Raph?
Raph: Even you mikey, especially you.
(Me: Aww!)

Angel: This is the corner of Eastman and Laird?

06-17-2007, 04:16 PM
Raph: Its been great guys.
Mikey: Even me Raph?
Raph: Even you mikey, especially you.
(Me: Aww!)

Angel: This is the corner of Eastman and Laird?

Yeah that quote in Fallen Angel is awesome.

1st movie
Shredder-You fight well, in the od style, but you have caused me enought trouble, and now you face, the Shredder.
(I love that line :D)

Tatsu: I Tatsu, now lead let any who challenge, step forth.
Shredder(emerging from the shadows): I challenge.

07-15-2007, 10:46 PM
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Michaelangelo: [Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

Leonardo: Listen, Raph, about what I said before... you know, about not needing you and all...
Raphael: Leo... *don't*.
Leonardo: [They hug] Boy, we missed you.
(The crowd goes. Awww...)

Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy.

07-18-2007, 01:04 PM
The Shredder: Say farewell to each other turtles (or words to that effect)
Mike: Well, you're the one who should be saying "farewell" to.... um..... to yourself!
Raph: Oh yeah, Mikey that go him.

Stockman: I'll never tell you!
Raph: You'd better, or else I'm gonna get.... sarcastic

Don: The perimeter's quiet
Leo: A little too quiet.
DOn: Well, that was easy.
Leo: A little too easy.
Don: Hey look, it's Raph!
Mike: A little too Raph.

Don: You're crazy!
Mike: there's a fine line between being crazy and being as totally awesome as I am!

07-19-2007, 08:20 PM

I love the Crazy qoute, and the one with Leo, Don, and Mikey.

Lady Venus
07-21-2007, 03:17 PM
Raph said: "I brought your blades Leonardo."

Leo said: "Thanks Raphael!"

Raph said: "You don't look so good."

" "I said it was personal."

Mikey said: "Good shot dude! "

07-26-2007, 09:51 PM
Shredder sees Baxter's brain in the stasis tank in Rogue in the House and says
" You should have quit when you were a-head."

07-30-2007, 10:58 AM
Mikey: "This looks like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Raph: "This aint a cartoon!"

08-12-2007, 05:49 PM
From Pizza by the Shred
Rat King "This is my pizza and yiou can't have it...except the anchovies, I detest anchovies."

08-31-2007, 02:32 AM
From the first episode of TMNT (87)
Raph: Come on, whoever heard of a bunch of ninjas hanging out in a pizzaria??
April: You're a bunch of ninjas, and you're in a pizzaria.
Ninja Waiter: Uhhh, 1 (forgot the topping) and 3 whipped cream pizzas... ehhh, eat in good health.

09-12-2007, 04:25 PM
Shredder to Beebop and Rocksteady: You two couldn't steal the free prize from a cereal box.

Krang, when Beebop and Rocksteady are watching TV: Pretty good reception for five miles under the surface

Krang: I want that robot.
Rocksteady: Well, if you're real good, maybe you'll get one for Christmas.

Leo: Torpedo approaching dead ahed.
Don: Did you have to use the d-word?

Shredder, after Beebop and Rocksteady **** up again: Why is it everytime they do something wrong they are always my stupid mutants?

09-12-2007, 09:11 PM
Michelangelo: [pauses skateboarding] Oh, so it's like Haley's Comet, only monsters come out?
Donatello: Umm, well, yes, I guess so.
Michelangelo: I'm smart.
[skateboards off-screen, sound of a loud crash]
Michelangelo: OW! I'm ok!

Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties.

Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.
Leonardo: Right...

Karai: The foot clan is owned by no one.

Casey Jones: [after seeing one of the monsters] You do realize that all I've got is a wooden baseball bat, right?

Michelangelo: Dudes, did anyone get the license plate number of that thing that hit us last night? Man, my head.
Donatello: Okay, that was just weird, first the Foot, then that hideous monster,
Michelangelo: Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!
Donatello: Yeah, that would make her your mom too, dufus.
Michelangelo: Whatever.

09-13-2007, 11:46 AM
Leo: Note to self: Arms are overrated.

The Ancient One: Just say, 'I surrender.'
Leo: What? That's stupid. To surrender is not the warrior's way.
AO: You won't be much of a warrior without a head!

AO: A warrior who never fails, never learns.