Hello, shy new guy in the corner

[Nunchucker]

Hi everybody!

I am the shy new guy who hangs out in the corner. I realy like the feel of this forum so I decided to pop in and make some new friends. :goofygri:

So please be kind to me, or I will run away and hide in my own safe little world.

Nun.

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The line is thin between fun and sin!

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[azure turtle]

Yo, what's happenin' Nunchucker! Dude, lemme be the first to welcome you to the lovely forum you see before you. Welcome, and enjoy your stay! Don't worry, everyone here is nice.....we're a wee bit insane, but we're nice :grin:
Wow, I can't believe I'm welcoming someone! Just a week ago, I was the newest turtle in town. Oh, the memories!
Anyway, see ya round, Nunchucker :smile:

[Nunchucker]

Thank you for the welcome!

*Does a happy flip*

I am sure once a settle in I'll be my goofy self.

But as someone said the first step is always the hardest, or was the the first step is a doozy?

[HorseTechie]

Dude! :lol: You can't be too shy for setting up your own topic so everyone can see ya.

Welcome... and I guess the only things you should worry about here are when Kali and Manchias go into their pervy clone phases. :razz:
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Do not meddle in the affairs of horseturtles, because, like, you are crunchy and taste good with wasabi

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[Kali]

On 2002-02-20 12:38, HorseTechie wrote:
Welcome... and I guess the only things you should worry about here are when Kali and Manchias go into their pervy clone phases. :razz:

I would be offended by that if it weren't so true.

Welcome to our forums and enjoy your stay and have fun ect. ect. ect.

Oh, does this mean we get to throw another newbie party?

[azure turtle]

Oh! I like parties! You should've seen the last one Kali started, Nunchucker. It was crazy, dude.

[Kali]

Yes, we will have a party. A generalized party, welcoming Nunchucker, celebrating the Fan Art results, and just about anything else we can think of. Anybody got anything else we can celebrate?

[Skeletoncrew]

The new comic book! Which, while most of us still don't have it...is still definately something to celebrate!

[Kali]

Yeah! I'm bummed because I can't get our printer to print out an envelope for my order. I may have to wait a whole 'nother day before sending out my order!

But anyway *passes out TMNT party hats*

[Kali]

Yay! Got the printer to work, order's going out. Another reason to celebrate! *throws green, red, blue, purple, and orange streamers all about*

[Nunchucker]

Thanks guys!

*Takes party hat and does a crazy dance*

I have another reason for us to celebrate. I have managed to reload my stories on Fanfiction .net. Ha! take that internet shadower!

Nun. *Whos says nothing is impossable, I've been doing it all my life*

[HorseTechie]

Whoo... Yaaahhh~!~ You show em 'Chucker!

[Kali]

Yay! *goes to get the ninja turtle cake*

[Skeletoncrew]

*whips up a batch of my famous bean dip*

Allright! I'll have to check Fanfiction.net again. Sorry to hear you've had a jerk causing problems for you Nunchucker. Some people need to get lives!

[Kali]

Did anyone else feel that? A sense of irony? *shrugs*

Hopefully this party will be a little less chaotic than the last one. Or is that bad?

[coolmike1586]

Let's Celebrate!!! I AM UP FOR IT!!!

[azure turtle]

Yay, party!
*does the happy dance*
Oohhh, bean dip!
*tastes Skeletoncrew's famous bean dip*
Mmmmmm,tasty......Hey, party hats!
*puts on a party hat*
STREAMERS!!
*continues doing the happy dance*
So much to do, so little time! :razz:

[Kali]

We need our music! *puts in her COOTS CD* Or would you prefer the Anime sound track?

[azure turtle]

COOTS CD! Excellent choice!
*clears his throat, and starts to sing*

Pizza Power!
A flying saucer food delight!
Pizza .....

*notices that someone's hand has covered his mouth*

Hey!! What'd you do that for??

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm already deaf in one ear! Don't make me gouge out my good one!

Just kidding, your singing isn't that bad!

[azure turtle]

:lol: I think I'm done with the singing for tonight. Now I'll go to the middle of the dance floor and start bustin' out my moves!
*runs to the dance floor, trampling a few people on his way there*
Yes! Check out my ninja dancing skills!
*starts doing the Macarena*
Hey, why's everyone booing??? I'm stylin' dudes! :grin:

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*throws a rotten tomato at azure*

Raph!

Raph-clone: What?

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey! Where'd he get that tomato! I want one!

[azure turtle]

Ah! Flying veggies!
*runs and hides behind a table*

[SPEEd]

I agree with Mikey! LETS PARTY~!!!!

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*points* There's a big box by the fridge.

Mike-clone: NO! Not my pizza ingredients!

[Kali]

Did the party end already? *bump* :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

No its still going, I think. I'm afraid I'm not in much of a party mood tonight. I think I'll just sit in the corner and come up with more weird concepts.

*Sings tunes from Cats*

[Kali]

Hmm, and azure left to study I suppose. We may have to pick this up tomorrow.

[Skeletoncrew]

I dunno, it looks heavy. I don't think I'm up to any heavy lifting right now.

[Nunchucker]

Sorry I got lost in the trob of the party of a while. Does anyone have anything else to celebrate?

*Stuffs face with ninja cake*

Mmmmmm cake!

[azure turtle]

Ya, this party needs some pizzaz to it!

*runs up to the stage and starts to sing "Feelings"*

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm gonna go to Italy in May!

*does happy dance*

And my mind seems to have been warped by my cold...so thats always fun! Oh...speaking of warps...

*puts the Rocky Horror soundtrack on and starts doing the TimeWarp*

[Nunchucker]

*Put your hands on your hips*
*And turn your knees in tight*
*I can't remember the rest*
*La la la laaaa*

*Let's do the timewarp again!*

[azure turtle]

Yes, dance!
*joins Skeletoncrew and Nunchucker in the happy dance*

[Skeletoncrew]

*something about how the hip thrusts drive you out of your mind*

Okay, so I'm not very good at the TimeWarp!

[Kali]

Why do I suddenly envision Raphael in fish nets?

[Nunchucker]

Pleeeaaasssseeee! Can't you see I'm eating here? Mind you that film or show or what ever it was never really did it for me.

Now Starlight Express! That was a west end show to remember! Seen it twice!

[Kali]

I never really liked the Rocky Horror Picture Show either. I watched it a couple times, it's funny, but not really my cup of tea. Never seen Starlight Express.

[Nunchucker]

It's great! It is a story about a boy and his toy trains. The trains take on a life of their own and have races. It is all done on rollerskates, the costumes are great!

[Kali]

Ah, I think I heard of that. Oh, yeah! I did a word search once with it as the theme. Eh, I don't get out much.

*loads up her paintball gun* Now, where's azure?

[Skeletoncrew]

I never saw Starlight Express. As musicals go, Cats is my favorite!

[azure turtle]

My favorite musical? Gotta go with the Phantom of the Opera :wink:

*sees Kali loading up her paintball gun, and remembers what happened at the last party which involved paint...*

That's it, no one's gonna catch me by surprise this time....

*starts to load up his paintball gun with blue bullets*

[Skeletoncrew]

Hmmm...this is starting to look like an arms race!

*puts on padded armor and starts filling a super soaker*

[azure turtle]

*glances over at Skeletoncrew*

A super soaker? You're gonna need more power than that!

*hands her a paintball gun*

Now....uh....wait 'til I get to the other side of the room before you try firing that thing, 'kay?

*quickly runs the other way*

[Skeletoncrew]

Awww...I wanted to soak people!

*empties contents of soaker on self*

Wet armor contest!

[azure turtle]

What in tarnation? :eek:

*quickly starts to run away, hoping not to get wet*

[Kali]

Aw, I have no armor!

*aims paint ball gun at azure as he runs*

[azure turtle]

*notices Kali aiming and ducks behind a table*

Argh! I didn't even get to finish loading my paintballs yet....

*furiously begins to put blue paintballs into his gun*

[Kali]

Ha ha, I had mine loaded already. *fires on azure's hiding place*

[azure turtle]

*hears the barrage of paint balls hitting the table*

Egads! She's already begun the attack!

*quickly finishes loading up his paintball gun and begins to return fire*

You can have my shell, but you shall never have my freedom!

==insert Braveheart war cry==

[Kali]

*gets hit in the leg, then dives behind SC for cover* I've been hit! You'll pay for that!

[coolmike1586]

K i have to say this which helps me get my new rank!!!



I AM NOW AN ADVANCED MEMEBER WOO HOO!!!!

[azure turtle]

*looks at Kali, shaking her fist from behind Skeleton crew*

Hmm.....

*hears Coolmike yelling and sees him jumping up and down excitedly*

:evilgrin:

*starts to fire at Coolmike*

[Kali]

*fires at azure while he's firing at coolmike*

Congrats coolmike.

[coolmike1586]

*jumps behind a building*

Coolmike: *pokes head around corner* AH HA YOU MISSED!!! *brings head back around*

[azure turtle]

*watches Coolmike jump behind a building*

Now how the heck did he do that while we were firing away inside this room?! This must be the work of the Matrix!

*gets pelted by Kali*

AAAHHH! I've been hit! Medic!

[Kali]

We've got a cliff, a cave with a pool, and a beach. We can have a building.

[Skeletoncrew]

*loads gun with black paintballs*

*fires on anything and everything that moves*

[coolmike1586]

YIPPY :razz: IM SAFE!!!! well for now!

[azure turtle]

:evilgrin:

*pelts Kali with blue paintballs while she tries to explain the geography of the forum*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....OUCH!

*gets hit by a black paint ball*

Oh, that's it....

*starts to fire at Skeletoncrew*

[Kali]

*considers standing still, then fires back*

[Kali]

Yow! *fires on azure*

[Skeletoncrew]

*practices skeleton stealh techniques stalking coolmike*

[azure turtle]

*gets nailed by a barrage of paintballs from Kali*

Ow ow ow ow ow ow.....OW!

*shakes his fist at Kali*

Arr, ye shall pay dearly for that, land lubber!

*continues to fire away*

[coolmike1586]

HA hmmm!!!! *looks around the corner again, as he looks he see's kali and azure firing and just as he turns a paintball hits him in the side of the head and his feet fly about his head and lands on his side first then comes his legs*

in tiny voice with eyes sqwinted: owwie

[Kali]

*uses kunoichi ninja skills to disappear*

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[azure turtle]

*looks around, confused*
Eh.....? Now where could she have gone??

[Skeletoncrew]

Whoo-hoo! Right upside the head!

*runs for cover*

[coolmike1586]

uhhhhhhhhh dis isnt good, i feel like a brick hit me! ok who did that?

[Kali]

*appears behind azure* Ah ha! *fires at azure*

[Kali]

On 2002-02-22 20:57, coolmike1586 wrote:
uhhhhhhhhh dis isnt good, i feel like a brick hit me! ok who did that?

What color was the paint?

[coolmike1586]

green and red!

[Skeletoncrew]

That would be me!
*dashes by Coolmike and throws him an icepack*
*fires a couple rounds at Kali's backside*

[coolmike1586]

WOO HOO i got sumone on my side *sticks tongue out :razz:* HA HA!

[Kali]

Yipe! *turns and fires on SC*

[coolmike1586]

well at least i hope he is on my team! *goes and gets his DragonPaintball gun* HAHAHA


*shoots it at Kali and azure!

[azure turtle]

*runs around, screaming in pain*

Hey!! No fair!!

*ducks behind a pyramid (yes! if there are buildings, there has to be pyramids!) to reload*

[Kali]

No fair! I was on a bathroom break! *fires at coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

you mean i shot you in da bathroom? WOW WHAT I SEE? OH SORRY :razz: jus kiddin!


*Kali hits Mike's arm, Mike shoots back at Kali!

[Kali]

*hides behind azure's shell*

[azure turtle]

Bah! There be no friends or enemies in this fight!

*fires away at Kali*

I shall conquer all!

*fires away at Coolmike*

This victory belongs to me!

*fires away at Skeletoncrew*

I shall be the sole survivor!

*click*

Uh oh.......Argh! I need to reload again!!

[coolmike1586]

*shows up in front of azure*

Coolmike: HELLO *shoots azure* YEEE HAAAA

[Kali]

*grins at azure and fires mercilessly*

[Skeletoncrew]

Did you call me a guy?!

*fires 3 rounds into Coolmike's side*
*shoots at Azure*

[coolmike1586]

you isnt a guy? uh oh!!!

*when shot from skeleton, flies to the side and into the sand!*

OOOPPPHHHH

[azure turtle]

Wait wait! How you can fire at someone who's unarmed!

*gets pelted by Coolmike, Kali, and Skeletoncrew*

Ow ow ow! I'm getting my biscuits kicked!

*shakes fist at all three*

You merciless barbarians! I shall have my revenge!

*ducks behind another pyramid to reload*

[Kali]

*turns on coolmike* I'm feeling practically Amazonian!

[Skeletoncrew]

So am I!

*fires on Kali!

[azure turtle]

*runs around the pyramids, and spots a pool of water*

Hmmm...

*sees his reflection dripping with paint*

AHHHH! I just finished taking a bath! And my shell! The new polish will be ruined!

*sees the other three firing away at each other*

Oooh, they shall taste my fury!

*starts firing at Coolmike, Skeletoncrew and Kali*

==insert Xena war cry==

[Kali]

*disappears again*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Ducks behind a crypt*

[coolmike1586]

*fires at Kali*

HA HA

*gets hit twice*

hey hey... owwie!!!

[azure turtle]

*watches Kali vanish*
Now how does she do that?!
*turns his attention to Coolmike*
Eh heh heh, you won't be so cool when I drench you in blue paint!!
*fires away*

[Skeletoncrew]

*crawls up on crypt to a sniper position*

[azure turtle]

*notices that Skeletoncrew is missing as well*
Now this can't possibly be good....
*looks at Coolmike*
Well, since your the only one I can see..
*continues pelting Coolmike with blue paint*

[Kali]

*uses ninja stealth to sneak behind azure and glomp him to the ground*

[Skeletoncrew]

*adds a little black to both Coolmike and Azure's blue*

Heh heh heh

[coolmike1586]

*looks at himself!*

NOT KEWL!

*charges ar azure, BOO BABY! fires away at azure and when getting closer notices Kali has him on da ground and realizes he was shootin her! heh heh uh ooppss!*

[azure turtle]

Gah!!!

*gets up, spitting sand and paint from his mouth*

Yuck.

*quickly turns around and fires at Kali*
*notices that black paintballs are still raining from the sky*

Ah ha! I see ya now!

*fires at Skeletoncrew*

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"God, I love being a turtle!"

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[Kali]

*pulls azure up and uses him as a human- er, Turtle shield*

[azure turtle]

*tries to protest, but gets pelted by Skeletoncrew and Coolmike*

Bah! Lemme go! This ain't fair!

*attempts to shake Kali off of his shell*

[coolmike1586]

YEA well eat my er....uh..... YELLOW PAINT YEA, hehe so beat that!

*fires away at the blue spots flying around, and then turns his attention to Kali and azure!*

[Kali]

*lets go of azure* Eat hot paint, Turkies! (lets see, we have black, blue, yellow, I'll have red paint!)

[Skeletoncrew]

*gets hit by one of Azure's shots*
*lets out a scream and does a dramatic tumble off the roof, landing motionless on the ground*

[azure turtle]

*turns around, so that Kali is in the line of fire*

Quick, get her, Coolmike!!

[coolmike1586]

oh goody now were ona roll and climbs up a coconut tree and starts shooting from ther at Kali!

[Kali]

No! *runs off, having pulled the latch on azure's paintball gun open*

[coolmike1586]

HA HA thats good eh? i got HER


*throws hands up in the air!*

[coolmike1586]

uh azure? ur uh losin ur balls!

[Skeletoncrew]

*starts chuckling* Darn! So much for faking my own death!

*fires on coolmike*

[azure turtle]

My balls! My balls!
*scrambles around, trying to collect them, and trips over the unconcious Skeletoncrew*
Wait a minute....de ja vu?!

[Kali]

*fires on azure from the shadows*

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm not dead yet! Here have some of my paintballs!

*fires on Azure*

[azure turtle]

*gets pelted by Kali*
Ahhh! I don't have a working paintball gun!!
*panics*
And Skeletoncrew was faking it!!
*sweat drop*
This doesn't look too good....

[coolmike1586]

*SC hits him in the arm the first time*

HA HA :razz:

*den she hits him dead center in the forhead and he staggers back and realizes the edge of the tree in there*

AHHH

*falls, falls, falls, throws gun and BOOM*

(cough, cough) *jus lays there*

[Skeletoncrew]

*looks at the time*
Darn! I've got to leave for my Portland Pagans meeting!
*dashes off*
I'll get you next time Gadget! Next tiiiime!

[azure turtle]

I must re-plan my strategy!
*runs behind a palm tree while being hit with paintballs from Skeletoncrew and Kali*
Darn....a broken paintball gun in the middle of a paintball fight. Just my luck. I must have a spare somewhere...
*withdraws into his shell and begins searching*

[Kali]

Lost a player, darn. That means more for you two! *fires on coolmike and azure*

[azure turtle]

Bye Skeletoncrew! Have fun at the meeting, dudette! Sadly,I think I need to get going too :grin:

[coolmike1586]

*gets up, grabs his gun notices the shell on the ground and shoots at it*

AHAHAHAHAHHAAH

*gets inside one of the arm holes!*

[coolmike1586]

laters SC and azure have fun you 2!

[Kali]

Bye bye. *grins and aims at coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

*looks over his shoulder, uh no turns quickly and fires while gettin hit by Kali*

owwie!

[Kali]

Oh, afraid I have to be disappearing as well. Maybe I'll be on later. Buh bye! *disappears using magical ninja powers*

[coolmike1586]

Laters Kali! hmmm *thinks*

maybe i can disappear *climbs the tree again and jumps off, thinks really hard to disappear, and al of a sudden he felt sumthin like no other! HE HAD HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND IN PAIN*


AAHHHHHHHHHHHH, i guess i will be staying for a little bit!

[Kali]

*pokes coolmike's broken body with her paint gun barrel*

[coolmike1586]

BOO! *fires Kali with his paintball gun*

[Kali]

Gah! *fires back at coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

runs and tries to dodge hey paintballs and *trips over a rock*

[Ratking]

hmmm

[azure turtle]

*peeks out of his shell*
Heh heh heh....
*comes back out of his shell with a loaded paint ball gun*
Time for me to get even......
*fires away at Kali and Coolmike*

[Ratking]

.....right

[azure turtle]

*glances over his shoulder...*
Hi Ratking! Wanna join in the paintball fight???

[coolmike1586]

I WILL SHOW YOU AZURE *BLASTS AWAY AT KALI AND AZURE*

[Ratking]

would love too, but i don'y know if my paint ball will reach from Australia to America but i will give it a try

[RaphRockz]

Maybe if you put enough air pressure in and some turtle power, you could pull it off

[azure turtle]

Awright, another paintballer!

*tosses Ratking a paintball gun*

OW! Hey, that smarts!

*Fires at Coolmike*

Taste paint, mikey!

[Ratking]

even if were just dancing in the dark

[coolmike1586]

*spits* LITERALLY!

*goes up the 2nd flight of stairs and fires at Azure!*

[azure turtle]

*dodges some of the bullets and returns fire*
I'm gonna need to take another shower....
*continues running up the stairs, hoping Coolmike will run out of breath before he does*

[coolmike1586]

*keeps firing at Azure, while falling up the steps!*

[Ratking]

azure turtle wrote:

I'm gonna need to take another shower....

please do us both a favour and do that :wink:

[azure turtle]

*stumbles on the stairs and goes rolling backwards*
Help me!!!
*collides with Coolmike*

[Ratking]

huh.....ok here i come.
*ratking starts running in opposite direction*

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Yep, I'll need to take a shower after this paintball fight....

[Ratking]

hehe

[coolmike1586]

*tumbles backword with azure*

u clumbsy ox! how dare u insult my head like that!

[Ratking]

hmmm

[azure turtle]

Eh?
*quickly backs off and starts firing at Coolmike*
Hey, you haven't been hit yet...
*looks over at Ratking*
:evilgrin: Hope you like blue paint!!
*fires at Ratking*

[Ratking]

arrrrr
*ratking sends his army of rats and chewbacca to kill azure*

[coolmike1586]

Starts takin out Ratkings rats, to help out azure with his yellow paintbals!

[azure turtle]

What?!
*rubs his eyes*
CHEWBACCA??!! How'd he get in here?!
*starts firing at Chewy and all the rats*
No fair! You're supposed to be using a paintball gun!!!
*runs away, as Chewy starts to chase him*

[coolmike1586]

*tackles chewy*

HA uh oh *remembered this was a 2 story building and plows him right through the window*

*tries to use him to land on so it wont hurt but chewy lands on him*

has a gazed look on his face as he hits the ground!

[Ratking]

"watch it chewie"
*Chewie nearly wipes out the Ratking*

*Ratking also runs away as Chewies brother "harry" (from harry and the hendersons) appears from nowhere*

[coolmike1586]

(cough cough) yourwelcome azure ANYTIME!

[Ratking]

thats right azure, cool just saved YOUR life and nearly took out MINE

[azure turtle]

:lol: Gee, thanks, Coolmike! Though, I don't think Ratking was pleased about that.
*notices that Harry is chasing the Ratking*
What?! Another hairy ape-type creature is on the loose???
*starts firing blue paint at Harry*

[coolmike1586]

YEA betta be happy cause i tink i am seein GODZILLA COMIN ALTHOUGH HE IS AWFULLY HAIRY!

[Ratking]

hmmmmmm

[azure turtle]

What is this, Planet of the Apes?? I think there are too many of them for this little blue turtle to handle.
*starts climbing the stairs again, as Harry turns his attention from the Ratking and starts to follow*
Go away!!
*fires more blue paint at Harry, making him very angry*
Oh......that wasn't a good idea......

[coolmike1586]

*climbs the stairs to the floor harry is on!*

HA HAIRY *sticks his tongue out!* HA HA *his smile goes from a smirk to afrown and realizes he is in a corner!*

NOT GOOD...WAIT WAIT....OH NO not the stairs!

AHHHHHHHH, thunk thunk thunk clash bam bang ding......uhhhhhhhhhhh ouch i have to remember to keep my tongue in my mouth!

[Ratking]

*ratking gets his breath back, and relaxes by sitting under a tree reading the book titled "life without rats" while sipping herbal tea*

[azure turtle]

*constantly fires at Harry, hoping to divert his attention from the pile on the floor that is Coolmike*

Harry: GNAHHHHASRRGFH!

Uh oh.....I think I got his attention.

*turns around and starts to run as Harry chases him up the stairs*

I need a new hobby......

[Ratking]

*ratking turns the next page"

[coolmike1586]

*aims at ratking*

BINGO, HEY RATKING

*FIRES AT RATKING*

[azure turtle]

*sees Ratking outside, enjoying his book*
HEY! You're the one who unleashed this thing, can't you get rid of him!!
*stumbles, but continues running*

[Ratking]

*ratking lights a smoke, and with a jack nickleson voice says "what"*

[coolmike1586]

*keeps firing at ratking wondering howcome he isnt hitin him*

OH its jammed *looks down the barrel, accedently pulls the trigger*

AHHHHHHHH HHHHHAAAAAAA MY EYE *drops his gun*

[Ratking]

*ratking being confused desides its best to sit down and continue doing yoga"

[Skeletoncrew]

What the hey is going on here?!

*advances on Harry brandishing a powerful electric razor*

[coolmike1586]

*refills gun*

*looks down his scope*

HEY now i cant see anything, oh wait thats the eye that got hit and its closed silly me!

*turns gun to other shoulder, and looks up the stairs*

Wow azure u sure grow hair fast

*turns away not thinking, frown comes apon his face, tries to run and Harry has his shirt*

BUMMMMERR

*gets thrown right into Ratking while he is reading his book!*

[azure turtle]

*is relieved to see Skeletoncrew*
It turned into a real ape-fest after you left, SC! What started as a chaotic paintball fight is now a fight against giant apes!
*looks at Coolmike holding one of his eyes*
Poor dude.....hey, maybe you can start wearing an eyepatch like Raph did? :smile:

[Skeletoncrew]

*shaves Harry only to uncover a stunned looking Leonardo DiCaprio under all that fur*

*kicks DiCaprios butt back to Hollywood*

*pulls paintball gun out and scans the area*

[Ratking]

*ratking influenced by his book in a yoga position decides to break the ice and become a cowboy like billy the kid*

[coolmike1586]

*looks at Azure*

you mister funny guy are we i will show you

*aims gun and fires at SC and azure!*

[azure turtle]

*gets hit in the shoulder*
Oww! And right after Skeletoncrew exposed that Titanic loser, you decide to start firing! Take this!
*returns fire*

[Ratking]

*a bit of azure's arm lands on ratkings chessboard in which he set up during a game with chewie before*

*ratking gets very angry*

[coolmike1586]

*Azures paintball nailed him right in the jewels!*

*high pitched voice* NICE GOING *fires back*

[azure turtle]

*continues firing, not noticing that most of his shots were landing on the Ratking*
C'mon, Coolmike, stand still!!

[Skeletoncrew]

*does some fancy marksmanship on azure's shell, leaving a black :smile: on his back)

[Ratking]

*ratking without his head which was blown off and landed in a canooe, decides to draw a face with a black pen on his hand and continues to look for his head*

[coolmike1586]

*runs back up the stairs, tackles Azure outt he window, and this time remembers not to go with*

HA HA

*turns around, looks up*

AHHHHHHH

*turns back around and jumps off*

(LOL)

[Ratking]

*ratking finds the head, although it isn't his he still puts it on*

*ratking looks in a mirror and see's that his head is the head of Sub zero in a previous mortal combat fight*

*rat-zero starts looking for azure*

[Skeletoncrew]

*click!*

Darn!

*Ducks behind some bushes to reload*

[Ratking]

*rat-zero spots Skeletoncrew hiding behind some bushes and runs to headbut him*

[coolmike1586]

OWWIE!

[azure turtle]

*lands with a thud*
Ouch!!!
*hears a thud and a "OUCH!" next to him*
Smooth move, Coolmike!
*baps Coolmike on the head*
Now just a minute.....
*sees his reflection on a window*
MY SHELL! IT'S absolutely RUINED! Okay, who did this?!
*sees a headless Ratking wandering around*
Okay, now that's just creepy...

[Ratking]

come one rat-zero! kick his arse man! go mate!!

[Skeletoncrew]

*hears Rat-zero coming and kicks him in the head*

*Stands over his prone body aiming my gun*

I'm a her!

*fires*

[coolmike1586]

*looks at Azure and points 2 ways* musta been those people!

Lets get the BOOGIE MAN ON THE 4th FLOOR!

[Skeletoncrew]

*ducks into a shed to change into some more form flattering armor*
*mumbles to self*
Stupid guys...what to I have to do, fight in a mini skirt and high heels?

[coolmike1586]

I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!

i learned it earlier!

[coolmike1586]

You go ahead and change and see if dat really changes anytime u will jus get painted again!

*runs up to the 2nd floor*

[azure turtle]

*runs up to the fourth floor and sees Ratking...err Ratzero? on the floor*
Hey, where did Skeletoncrew go? Man, comments like those always get her angry..
*suddenly remembers his shell*
Oy! Where you at, SC! It took me all day yesterday to polish up my shell! You'll pay for vandalizing it!!
*starts searching around for Skeletoncrew*

[coolmike1586]

i'll help u find her, just start callin her a guy!!!!


*runs far up to the 4th floor!!!! hids behind a plastic see through sheet!

[Skeletoncrew]

*emerges from shed freshly clad in a leather bra and black jeans*

There! Now everyone can see that I have certain "attributes" that are not normally on males! Next guy that calls me a male gets paintballed where it hurts!

*looks up at the building*

[coolmike1586]

*raises hand*

uh Miss i have uh already been paintballed there can we do it sumwhere diferent



(THAT SOUNDED BAD)

[Skeletoncrew]

Hah! I see you!

*fires towards coolmike*

*Races into building and up the stairs*

[coolmike1586]

HA HA YOU MISSED ME!!!!

runs around to were he stands behind the staircase!

so what happend to hairy and chewy?

[Skeletoncrew]

I shaved Harry, and I haven't seen Chewy yet...but my electric shaver is ready for him!

*slows down and searches the third floor*

Hmmm..no one here...

[Ratking]

arrr ! harry what have they done to u?

[Skeletoncrew]

*hears creaking on floor above her*

*quietly creeps up the stairs*

[coolmike1586]

*moves slowly*

[coolmike1586]

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK

*looks down*

uh oh, AHHHHHHH

*floor falls through*

NOT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

[Ratking]

hehe

[Skeletoncrew]

*runs back down the stairs*
*finds coolmike in a heap on the floor*
*helps him up and brushes the dust off of him*

You alright? Good.

*steps back and opens fire!*

[azure turtle]

*pouts*
Aye, I need to get goin', everyone. As always, it was fun! I'll return tomorrow to drench you all in blue paint :evilgrin:

But, as for now, I'm gonna go take a shower, then it's sleepy time for me.

*mutters about the paint on his shell*

It's gonna take me a while to get this all off. I'll be back, and I'll definitely get even with you, SC!!

G'night, everyone! Oh, and nice meeting ya, Ratking! I'm out.

[Skeletoncrew]

*sticks tongue out at Azure*

I can't wait to paint you black again!

[coolmike1586]

laters all im gone too i am dead it is 2:41 here not real late but enough for now!

Night all

[Ratking]

hehe

[coolmike1586]

you 2 dont do anything i wouldnt do now *thinks* that isnt a whole lot...lol

[Ratking]

everybody's got a hungry heart

[Skeletoncrew]

Goodnight! Don't let the bed bugs rip your head off and suck the juices out!

[Ratking]

hooray mate

[Skeletoncrew]

*winks and smiles* Just trying to give them some nightmare material!

[Ratking]

hehe

[Kali]

*arches eyebrow* Well, that was entertaining.

[coolmike1586]

*looks at SC*

thanks for helpin me up


*looks gazed seeing SC back up*

uhhh, u have to be kiddin me?!

*gets pelted with SC paintballs and falls backward into a railing and the railing breaks and he falls down the stairs again*

uhhhh i have to watch what i am doin!

[HorseTechie]

*blinks* Damn, I missed something fun! :sad:

Oh well, I did have a good time watching Kiss of the Dragon last night. ;D

[coolmike1586]

*whispers to horse* join *switches to yelling* NOW!!!!

[azure turtle]

Ohhh! Kiss of the Dragon was a good movie. Excellent choice, HorseTechie!
*glances around at all the paint and chaos*
Eh, I hate the smell of paint in the morning..

[coolmike1586]

*fires at azure* BAM

[azure turtle]

*gets hit*
Ahhhh! Hit a turtle when he ain't lookin', eh?
*pulls out his paintgun and fires a barrage of blue paintballs at coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

*looks at himself*

OH MAN! i dont want to be Leo i want to be me!!

*fires at azure*

HAHA CATCH ME WEENIE! (no offense)

*runs up da stares!*

[Skeletoncrew]

*ambushes coolmike at the top of the stairs*

Yaaaah! Eat hot paint!

[azure turtle]

Weenie?!
*looks at himself*
I'm a TURTLE you punk! I'm gonna get ya now!
*runs up the stairs after Coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

WAAA HAAA!!!!

*falls back atop azure* and they both fall out the window again!*

AHHHHHH!!!

[RaphRockz]

(watches from a building across the street as azure and mike bust their ass)

[coolmike1586]

*land on the ground*

get off me azure man im not ur bag man!

*limps carefully back up the stairs!*

[Skeletoncrew]

*almost collapses laughing at coolmike and azure*
*heads out the back door and begins to circle around*

[azure turtle]

Ahhhhh.......shell shock :dead:

[coolmike1586]

*looks out the window noticing azure*

HMM poor turtle still laying there

*notices SC running around*

AH HA

*fures at SC*

*yells* WASNT ME!

[Skeletoncrew]

Was too!

*fires back at coolmike*
*runs up to Azure*
*kneels down and shakes his shoulder*

Hey you okay?

[coolmike1586]

YEA YOUR NICE TO HIM

*fires at both of them*

AHHHHHHHHHH

*runs to the roof*

[RaphRockz]

(sees Mike on the acting dumb)

[coolmike1586]

*notices a figure in the other building*

HMMM HA HA

*fires at the figure*

CHARGE!

*forgot that it was th roof and slips and falls*

[azure turtle]

*stirs, and blinks a few times*
Ya, I think I'm okay.....
*gets pelted by Coolmike*
Ouch!!! Hitting a turtle while he's down, eh? Dishonorable! Taste my wrath!!
*fires at Coolmike*

[coolmike1586]

*on his falls down gets pelted with paintballs*

(sniff sniff)

[RaphRockz]

*sees a bullet flying towards me and hits the floor*

[coolmike1586]

*gets up and quietly climbs the wall with suction cups to the floor Raph is on*

*peeks over through the window opening with no window*

*fires at Raph*

[RaphRockz]

Raph: firing at an unarmeed turtle, how dare you, I was up here barbecuing

[coolmike1586]

*takes his spare paintball gun and throws it into Raphs hands*

dont look to me like you were unarmed

*ducks behind window ledge and made it look like he fell of*

[RaphRockz]

hey wait, want a burger?

[coolmike1586]

*makes a nose to make it sound like he fell also to attracht attenetion, notices azure shootin at him*

no dont shoot

*get hit with a couple of his balls*

ouch, ouch, ouch, OUCH

*lets go*

uh oh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[RaphRockz]

*loads gun up and fires at azure*

EAT HOT PAINT TURKEY!!!!!!!

[coolmike1586]

*see's a playground*

WOO HOO im gonna go swing

*starts swinging, with the swings facing the building Raph is in*

[RaphRockz]

*finished cooking and chomps down five gyroburgers*

[coolmike1586]

*gets off swing and goes into the slide*

uh oh My shell is stuck!!!

*cant move* guys this isnt kewl!

[RaphRockz]

*Takes out the welder and goes to save mike by cutting the chains on the swing*