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A little *too* Raph
04-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Let's face it, threadjacking is a fact of life. Post all of your humerous threadjacking stories below, or tell of how your thread got hijacked and how it ruined your life.

Mecha Cow
04-09-2008, 03:07 PM
This is boring, let's talk about the A-Team.

Jester
04-09-2008, 03:20 PM
This is boring, your boring Zoidburg!

Dr. Doom
04-09-2008, 03:24 PM
*Zoidberg.

Jester
04-09-2008, 03:24 PM
I typed it that way and it didn't look right. :P

A little *too* Raph
04-09-2008, 08:25 PM
wow, this is just like the time I got milk in a bag in minnesota

VaughnMichael
04-09-2008, 08:30 PM
This one time my friends and I were driving down the lower eatside and we totally got threadjacked.
Bastards stole all of our threads and there we stood naked as the day we were born.

Then there was this other time I was on the bus and on of my Threads got stuck in the door and my sleave came off man what a total Threadjacking.

AquaParade
04-09-2008, 08:41 PM
I wish I had something clever in my mind to Jack this thread with.

VaughnMichael
04-09-2008, 08:47 PM
I wish I had something clever in my mind to Jack this thread with.
Man you're such a perv...:o

Peanut
04-09-2008, 08:48 PM
Thread jacking around here usually consists of people posting unfunny wrestling pictures.

GK Punk
04-09-2008, 08:51 PM
Or trying to prove how they are cooler than other people.

Peanut
04-09-2008, 08:55 PM
I was waiting for the rebuttal. That didn't take long.

GK Punk
04-09-2008, 08:56 PM
Well I mean if you are going to try attacking me for stuff that happened 5 years ago I have to say something.

Peanut
04-09-2008, 09:02 PM
LOL! Dude, you took that as an attack? You shouldn't take this stuff so seriously, man.

GK Punk
04-09-2008, 09:03 PM
Imagine my confusion when I saw it. I'm sitting here loving you and wondering when you are going to come home, then my heart breaks reading this thread. I was very sad.

Jester
04-09-2008, 09:16 PM
Cripple Fight!!!!

Machias Banshee
04-09-2008, 09:20 PM
*sits back with a bag of popcorn and a mango lassi*

Dude, I remember when we used to take over threads with Ninja Turtle clones... THAT was fun... 8)

Ecto Jedi
04-09-2008, 09:21 PM
This isn't spam, is it? Nah, it ain't. Wait...

Is it?

Machias Banshee
04-09-2008, 09:22 PM
I prefer my spam pan fried with mustard and cheese...

AquaParade
04-09-2008, 09:24 PM
Man you're such a perv...:o

ANYTHING GOES IN HERE.

A little *too* Raph
04-09-2008, 09:26 PM
I prefer my spam pan fried with mustard and cheese...

Cheddar or provalone?

Machias Banshee
04-09-2008, 09:34 PM
Cabot white cheddar... :thumbsup:

Ecto Jedi
04-09-2008, 09:45 PM
Wait -- you actually eat that sh*t?

Machias Banshee
04-09-2008, 09:48 PM
I got a taste for it... that and braunschweiger. Don't ask....

Hannah
04-09-2008, 09:52 PM
One time my elderly neighbor made me a spam casserole. No joke.

Peanut
04-09-2008, 09:54 PM
One time my elderly neighbor made me a spam casserole. No joke.

I would have thrown it in her f*cking face!

Hannah
04-09-2008, 09:55 PM
I was like what, ten, and I ate the whole goddamn thing.

04-09-2008, 10:01 PM
One time when I was about eight years old, two kids from my neighborhood got in a big fight. The problem was one of the kids was 15, and the other was 10. Naturally, the 15 year old kid won, but he wasn't satisfied until the kid was actually unconscious from too many hits to the face. The ambulance came, and there were many parent disputes. Eventually, the younger kid and his family moved away. A shame, he was the only kid on the block who had laser tag. That was so fun to play at night.

Ecto Jedi
04-09-2008, 10:12 PM
I like poutine.

A little *too* Raph
04-09-2008, 10:12 PM
One time when I was about eight years old, two kids from my neighborhood got in a big fight. The problem was one of the kids was 15, and the other was 10. Naturally, the 15 year old kid won, but he wasn't satisfied until the kid was actually unconscious from too many hits to the face. The ambulance came, and there were many parent disputes. Eventually, the younger kid and his family moved away. A shame, he was the only kid on the block who had laser tag. That was so fun to play at night.

So how do you feel about spam?

Peanut
04-09-2008, 10:13 PM
This is the biggest failure of a "spam on purpose" thread yet.

Ecto Jedi
04-09-2008, 10:13 PM
Poutine, poutine, poutine!!

Machias Banshee
04-09-2008, 10:15 PM
I like poutine.

I honestly have never heard of that until I was at school up in Maine. That stuff would fly off the fry-bar whenever they served it...

*Edit*

Glad to know I can still kill threads around here... :P

Cure
04-10-2008, 11:32 AM
I was checking my e-mail and found this (http://www.recipesource.com/main-dishes/meat/pork/spam/skillet-casserole1.html) in the ad space.

A little *too* Raph
04-10-2008, 01:44 PM
you were obviously emptying your gmail spam folder

jeff the cheff
04-10-2008, 03:51 PM
I just found out my cat was a girl. I thought she was a boy for 2 years

Sewer Bull
04-10-2008, 04:17 PM
What made you think she was a boy before?

Mecha Cow
04-10-2008, 04:36 PM
Must have been the penis.

poiuytre
04-10-2008, 04:47 PM
Have you ever seen cat penes? They look really weird and spiney.

Kunoichi_Haruko
04-10-2008, 04:50 PM
What the hell are you doing molesting the cat?!

jeff the cheff
04-10-2008, 06:31 PM
What made you think she was a boy before?

The person giving us the cat said it was a boy. When it was taken to the vet to get fixed almost 2 years later, there was nothing to chop off.

I did wonder why the thing had so many nipples.

Peanut
04-10-2008, 07:04 PM
Have you ever seen cat penes? They feel really weird and spiney.

What does seeing it have to do with FEELING it!? SICK!

The Shelf
04-10-2008, 07:20 PM
The person giving us the cat said it was a boy. When it was taken to the vet to get fixed almost 2 years later, there was nothing to chop off.

I did wonder why the thing had so many nipples.

That raises an interesting question. Do male dogs and cats not have the same number of nipples as females? I mean, humans do...

Hannah
04-10-2008, 08:40 PM
I have this stuffed dog named "Red" that I love to death. My cat does, also, apperently. I was around the 10-12 age when I walked into my room to find him doing terrible things to Red. :cry: I sort of just stood there in astonishment as he finished and licked himself until... well, ya know. Also, I washed Red like 40 times after that.
Great story right!?

Also! My friend had two cats when she was younger that she and her family assumed both to be girls, one being named "Angel" and the other I forget which one it was, because apparently Angel turned out to be a boy and got it on with the other cat and it resulted in kittens! There's like five cats now. Or something. Also, Angel's name is now "Angelboy." ALSO, his gender was discovered when her mom found him having fun... on..vacation. Fun times!

!!!

Sewer Bull
04-11-2008, 12:10 AM
Must have been the penis.

That's what I thought exactly - differences between males and females seem to be pretty well noticeable at first sight.

poiuytre
04-11-2008, 05:23 AM
What does seeing it have to do with FEELING it!? SICK!

Thank you for quoting me that my typo will be preserved forever. I haven't touched any cat genitals on purpose.

Sewer Bull
04-11-2008, 09:13 AM
... and by accident?

Cure
04-11-2008, 12:51 PM
Thank you for quoting me that my typo will be preserved forever. I haven't touched any cat genitals on purpose.

Yeah, you didn't make it any better.

poiuytre
04-11-2008, 03:57 PM
You guys are sick. It's not like that at all. I love cats.

Cure
04-11-2008, 04:04 PM
You guys are sick. It's not like that at all. I love cats.

Just how MUCH do you love cats?

poiuytre
04-11-2008, 04:11 PM
Lol I posted all of this on purpose. Honest. It's meant to be an example of how threadjacking really works. You guys responded exactly how I wanted you to. You were all puppets in my masterplan. Now can we drop it, please?

Sewer Bull
04-11-2008, 04:51 PM
Lol I posted all of this on purpose. Honest. It's meant to be an example of how threadjacking really works. You guys responded exactly how I wanted you to. You were all puppets in my masterplan. Now can we drop it, please?

This is how all the lame trolls actually reply when they get nailed. That they have ployed a provocative scheme where everyone were the unconscious puppets.

Masterplan-schmasterplan, we are still interested about your intercourses with felines.

Ecto Jedi
04-11-2008, 06:21 PM
Cats, eh? I wouldn't a thunk it. Sheep, I can see. But cats?

Jester
04-11-2008, 07:20 PM
Also! My friend had two cats when she was younger that she and her family assumed both to be girls, one being named "Angel" and the other I forget which one it was, because apparently Angel turned out to be a boy and got it on with the other cat and it resulted in kittens! There's like five cats now. Or something. Also, Angel's name is now "Angelboy." ALSO, his gender was discovered when her mom found him having fun... on..vacation. Fun times!

!!!
I have a similar story. We had a female cat named Zoe and we wanted to get her a friend. Our pastor and his wife had a cat that just had kittens and they gave us one, that they said was a girl (heck, the pastor's wife was a country girl, we assumed she'd know.) Later on, we eventually had kittens, which I happened to find in the litter box. We had named the cat Rosie, to match Zoe as both are monsters from Sesame Street (don't ask...please). After the kittens were found we decided he was named after Roosevelt Grier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Grier).

Do I win?

A little *too* Raph
04-11-2008, 08:54 PM
Do I win?

You stole Fizzy Lifting Drink! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be cleaned and sterilized! You lose! YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Jester
04-11-2008, 09:21 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNDM4Njc4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIzMjQ2._V1._ SY400_SX600_.jpg
"You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!"

A little *too* Raph
04-11-2008, 09:31 PM
I said GOOD DAY!

Sewer Bull
04-12-2008, 01:01 AM
I wonder why do you have Leo in your avatar when you're supposed to be "a little *too* Raph".

A little *too* Raph
04-12-2008, 10:18 AM
Because then it would certainly be a little too much raph

poiuytre
04-12-2008, 11:24 AM
I wonder why do you have Leo in your avatar when you're supposed to be "a little *too* Raph".

Awkwaaaaard. :lol:

syd
04-12-2008, 07:06 PM
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii80/syd5142/tmnt/01c35343fcc7e71e9213c65b.jpg

Something amazing about 2k3.

AquaParade
04-27-2008, 08:19 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/2urkvlx.jpg

...Now that's what I'm talkin about8)

syd
04-29-2008, 06:11 AM
Did you-did you just-flirting at me? If I tell my husband about this your SO going to hell.

Dr. Doom
04-29-2008, 03:29 PM
Is your husband god? Is that what you're trying to tell us?

A little *too* Raph
04-29-2008, 07:49 PM
Or perhaps he lives in Michigan?

Jester
04-29-2008, 07:57 PM
Boogers!!!

Sewer Bull
04-29-2008, 11:31 PM
Why is... syd... banned?

I think I missed something big when I was sleeping.

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 11:34 PM
It's just temporary.

Sewer Bull
04-30-2008, 12:03 AM
Oh, I just got to know what happened. Batshit loco.

Does "syd's law" work the other way round? I mean - if I said "**** you! Bitch!" to someone, would it be treated as a nice compliment that it's supposed to be?

GK Punk
04-30-2008, 12:06 AM
I've been trying to figure that out for a bit now

Sewer Bull
04-30-2008, 12:11 AM
Only one way to find out - let's conduct a little experiment:

*whispers sensually to GK's ear* "Kittie - **** you, bitch!"

<Feeling loved and appreciated now?>

GK Punk
04-30-2008, 12:14 AM
Well when its from you, totally.

Sewer Bull
04-30-2008, 12:18 AM
Oh you tease.

Raphael_
05-12-2008, 03:53 PM
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A little *too* Raph
05-12-2008, 04:18 PM
oic.

This is now the official 1up thread

Raphael_
05-12-2008, 06:04 PM
http://cranetalk.com/images/ptc.jpg

p0wN3D

A little *too* Raph
05-12-2008, 07:21 PM
[photobucket]

Raphael_
05-12-2008, 08:29 PM
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8704/frasieroidshr8.jpg

A little *too* Raph
05-12-2008, 08:52 PM
[photobucket]

Bigfoot
05-14-2008, 08:38 AM
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/thread.jpghttp://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/minijack.jpg

A little *too* Raph
05-15-2008, 09:26 PM
You sir, are the winner. I've thought for a day and a half and can't think of anyhting to top that. Reminds me of the old Looney tunes cartoons. Just couldn't find a pic of Bugs with a screwball sign though :(

Bigfoot
05-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Acabo de tomar sobre este hilo en español.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

A little *too* Raph
05-20-2008, 07:55 PM
Eso es cojo. ¡Objeción!

MadPirateBunny
05-20-2008, 07:59 PM
Yo
no
hablo
espanyo
o.

Bigfoot
05-21-2008, 08:08 AM
Eso es cojo. ¡Objeción!

I'm sorry if you think that is lame, but what else is this thread going to be used for?

A little *too* Raph
05-21-2008, 08:48 AM
Obviously this thread its to be used for arguing over what this thread is to be used for.


And if I REALLY thought that was lame, I wouldn't have replied in spanish :D

Bigfoot
05-21-2008, 04:50 PM
I think this thread should not be used for arguing over what this thread is to be used for.

MadPirateBunny
05-21-2008, 05:16 PM
Are you arguing?

Bigfoot
05-21-2008, 05:31 PM
lol... no...

A little *too* Raph
05-21-2008, 08:19 PM
Yes we are not arguing, and this CLEARLY should not be used for not arguing over what this thread is to be used for.


Here's a shovel, can you dig it?

Bigfoot
05-21-2008, 09:21 PM
I can dig... but can you hang?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/HangerChromeThree.jpg

A little *too* Raph
05-21-2008, 09:50 PM
I can hang, but can you chill?

Bigfoot
05-21-2008, 10:00 PM
I can chill... But can you groove?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/disco-stu.gif

MadPirateBunny
06-06-2008, 12:08 AM
Ahh, but can you leotard?

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/154/4/d/Major_is_better_than_Captain_by_madpiratebunny.jpg

Bigfoot
06-23-2008, 08:24 PM
Uhh.. No leotards for Bigfoot.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/mantutu.jpg

^^ Not me

MadPirateBunny
06-24-2008, 01:00 AM
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/096/0/4/DSM_TMNT_P__by_madpiratebunny.jpg

old sig


new sig

Bigfoot
06-25-2008, 08:06 AM
I like the old one.

Evenstar227
06-27-2008, 08:31 AM
Have you ever thought, I mean REALLY thought, about cheese? I mean, who came up with it? "Oh, let's let this milk sit here and get all funky and moldy! It'll taste delicious!"

Bigfoot
06-27-2008, 07:42 PM
Cheese is good... I am from Wisconsin, I have REALLY thought about it. They don't just let milk get old to make it, but thats where the idea came from... What is your favorite cheese?

A little *too* Raph
06-27-2008, 10:53 PM
I love me some swiss.

Ra
06-28-2008, 01:16 AM
WHY HAVEN'T I POSTED IN THIS THREAD BEFORE?! DX *angsts*

Bigfoot
06-28-2008, 01:26 PM
I don't know... Perhaps you should ask the cheese.

MadPirateBunny
06-29-2008, 12:22 AM
pfffft.

I say pffft again

Evenstar227
06-30-2008, 01:04 PM
PHHBBBT!

*blows raspberry to MadPirateBunny*

:trazz:

Bigfoot
06-30-2008, 06:03 PM
Ewww... I have done alot of weird things, but I never had anyone blow raspberries on me

Evenstar227
07-01-2008, 09:43 AM
You should try it sometime, might like it!

Bigfoot
07-02-2008, 05:25 PM
Do blueberries work?

Evenstar227
07-03-2008, 06:00 AM
Only when forced to. Lazy little buggers, they are.

KROW
07-10-2008, 12:28 PM
Thread jacking around here usually consists of people posting unfunny wrestling pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/BJKROW/slick1.jpg

Bigfoot
07-10-2008, 07:41 PM
I don't care for wrestling.

But I think yo-yo's are cool.

Here is an unfunny yo-yo picture.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/MintOnCard/yoyo-o.jpg

MadPirateBunny
07-10-2008, 10:04 PM
talk about your serious dog walker! :tgrin:

Bigfoot
07-10-2008, 10:19 PM
I like dogs too. Maybe I should walk them at the same time.

MadPirateBunny
07-10-2008, 11:57 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/1/7/Gone_to_the_Dogs_by_madpiratebunny.jpg

A little *too* Raph
07-11-2008, 07:15 AM
So... miracle whip or Mayo?

Evenstar227
07-11-2008, 07:24 AM
So... miracle whip or Mayo?

Dude, you are SO in the wrong thread. :trazz:
you know you want to click me (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=11331)

KROW
07-11-2008, 02:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/BJKROW/happytwoface.gif

Harvey likes this thread very much.

Evenstar227
07-11-2008, 03:05 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is the man.