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Jack Skellington
04-27-2008, 12:13 AM
say really random stuff for no reason like: garbageman was the premise for a chris farley comedy:D

syd
04-27-2008, 08:24 AM
Shut up, Syd.

>_______>

AquaParade
04-27-2008, 10:00 PM
I'll play along....I've decided that that will be my random quote...anyone following?

syd
04-28-2008, 05:40 AM
Spit let the sodomizing cat out of the bag. :nod:
"... you don't know you are f***ed."http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1773/62214122ic8.jpghttp://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7116/mmmw1.gif
Wow, that was awesome.




This is how I feel today when I got home after a whole day's toil and saw your post above.

Bigfoot
04-28-2008, 06:03 PM
"It wasn't me."

GK Punk
04-28-2008, 10:02 PM
"... you don't know you are f***ed."http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1773/62214122ic8.jpghttp://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7116/mmmw1.gif





This is how I feel today when I got home after a whole day's toil and saw your post above.

You didn't like my compliment?

Mars-Chan
04-28-2008, 10:41 PM
Boot to the head. :lol:

Bigfoot
04-29-2008, 12:46 AM
"Insane in the membrane."

syd
04-29-2008, 04:55 AM
You didn't like my compliment?

You want the truth or the lie?

Bigfoot
04-29-2008, 07:56 AM
"You can't handle the truth."

syd
04-29-2008, 09:57 PM
From now on, "Wow, that was awesome." to me amounts to "F*** you! B****!".
And now I'm gonna:
@GK
"Wow, that was awesome."
"Wow, that was awesome."
"Woooooooow, thaaaaaaaat was aaaaaawesome!"

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 10:02 PM
So in otherwords, I compliment you, sincerely and you say "**** you bitch" to me? Is that really wise to say to someone who can ban you?

syd
04-29-2008, 10:12 PM
*Smile

You will not ban me.

04-29-2008, 10:15 PM
I lul'd so hard, I think one of my lungs isn't even there anymore.

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 10:15 PM
of course I won't.

Jester
04-29-2008, 10:42 PM
Wow, and like that (s)he's gone....

*decides right here and now to be extra nice to GK.*

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 10:55 PM
Let's also remember the 2 warning status before all of this, then trolling. Not a good idea to do after you've been given chances.

Jester
04-29-2008, 10:57 PM
If I say, "Wow, that was awesome!" will you hold it against me?

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 11:01 PM
are you hitting on me?

Jester
04-29-2008, 11:04 PM
Is it that obvious? ;)

GK Punk
04-29-2008, 11:08 PM
I prefer red heads :(

Jester
04-29-2008, 11:17 PM
Blast, foiled again!

Bigfoot
05-01-2008, 08:38 PM
Wow, that got serious before I even knew it was a problem...

Here's my quote:

"A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood."

Ra
05-02-2008, 07:21 AM
"...lol?"

-- Me, after reading all of this.

Bigfoot
05-02-2008, 11:40 AM
"Would the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

MadPirateBunny
05-09-2008, 05:30 PM
"I've been sitting here, can't get you off my mind, tried my best to be a man and be strong. I drove myself insane wishing I could touch your face..."

Bigfoot
05-09-2008, 05:42 PM
"It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke..."

MadPirateBunny
05-09-2008, 05:51 PM
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum"

Bigfoot
05-09-2008, 05:58 PM
LMAO!!!

"I'm gonna rip of your head, and pi$$ down your throat!"

MadPirateBunny
06-10-2008, 12:25 AM
"Are you just stupid or did you take lessons?"
"I took lessons!"

GK Punk
06-10-2008, 12:44 AM
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum"

I love that movie.

"Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way." -W. Axl Rose

Bigfoot
06-11-2008, 11:43 AM
"Is that your head, or did your neck throw up?"

Lady Venus
06-14-2008, 05:50 PM
Trusssst me.

Jester
06-14-2008, 05:59 PM
"I'm better than you!!!"

Bigfoot
06-14-2008, 06:44 PM
"Can I have your tots?"

That Matt Guy
06-18-2008, 12:39 PM
"surprise, it was me running the slides"

MadPirateBunny
06-18-2008, 02:41 PM
"Everybody relax, I'm here. "

~Jack Burton

Bigfoot
06-18-2008, 08:59 PM
"Hello. Is there anybody in there?"

MadPirateBunny
06-18-2008, 09:27 PM
"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

That Matt Guy
06-19-2008, 05:33 AM
"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

"En menos que una hora, los aviones de aquí ensamblarán otros de alrededor del mundo. Y, usted pondrá en marcha la batalla aérea más grande de la historia de la humanidad. " Humanidad, " esa palabra debe tener nuevo significado para todos nosotros hoy. Nosotros can' t sea consumido por nuestras diferencias pequeñas más. Nos unirán en nuestro interés común. Quizás, it' el sino de s que es hoy el cuarto de julio, y usted lucharán de nuevo para nuestra libertad--no de tiranía, de la opresión, o de la persecución, pero de la aniquilación. We' re lucha para que la nuestra derecha viva--para existir. Y, ganamos el día, el cuarto de julio será conocido no más como día de fiesta americano, sino como el día en que el mundo declaró en una voz: " No entraremos reservado la noche. No desapareceremos, sin una lucha. We' el re ir a vivir encendido. We' el re ir a sobrevivir. ¡Hoy, celebramos nuestro Día de la Independencia mexicano!" - Mexican Independence Day.

MadPirateBunny
06-19-2008, 09:07 AM
VIVA LA FRANCE! :evilgrin:

Bigfoot
06-19-2008, 10:10 AM
"How are you gonna have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

MadPirateBunny
06-19-2008, 10:27 AM
"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

Bigfoot
06-19-2008, 10:58 AM
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

MadPirateBunny
06-21-2008, 02:17 AM
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."

That Matt Guy
06-21-2008, 06:31 AM
throw in a bag of bat chow

MadPirateBunny
06-21-2008, 10:13 AM
"Bite me!"

Bigfoot
06-21-2008, 12:18 PM
"Bat Guano?!?!"

MadPirateBunny
06-21-2008, 05:21 PM
"You talkin' to me?"

Bigfoot
06-22-2008, 03:24 PM
"There's smart... Then there's you..."

That Matt Guy
06-23-2008, 03:34 PM
over did it on the fancy feast

MadPirateBunny
06-23-2008, 03:59 PM
"Are you just stupid or did you take lessons?"
"I took lessons!"

Bigfoot
06-23-2008, 06:19 PM
"I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Evenstar227
06-27-2008, 09:16 AM
"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

BANG!

Bigfoot
06-28-2008, 02:29 PM
"We all live in a yellow submarine."

MadPirateBunny
06-29-2008, 01:15 AM
"First come, first stakes."

"What's that? A little vampire humor? Well, it's not funny!"

Bigfoot
06-30-2008, 07:54 PM
"What's the longest word in the English language?"

"Smiles, 'cause there is a mile between the two s's."

Evenstar227
07-11-2008, 10:08 AM
"That is one big pile of sh*t."

Evenstar227
07-17-2008, 03:22 PM
actual metaphors from 15 year old students (http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/metaphors.htm)

:D

Bigfoot
07-20-2008, 10:11 AM
Are you them boys that keep whackin' off in my trailer?

Evenstar227
08-23-2008, 11:13 PM
"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the child which you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me!"