Growing up in a glass bowl......

[Kali]

Don-clone:*quickly pulls their hands out of the water* No, we do NOT want to do that!

Raph-clone:*chuckles* Hey, put the blue hand back in.

[Machias Banshee]

um... shoot i dont know of anything else...
*checks watch*
EEK! i got ten minutes before Splinter gets here! i hope he doesnt arrive early!

*proceeds to sit Kali's unconscious body against a rock, and tossing cold water on her*

dang it, cmon Kali! *checks watch, gets nervous and starts throwing water faster and faster until Kali is completely soaked*

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*blinks* Yowza!

Don-clone:*covers his eyes* Okay, Machias, just stop, okay?

[Machias Banshee]

Ohh *jumps up and down nervously* that makes it look even WORSE!

What do i do??? Wheres a rock to crawl under when you need one?

[Kali]

Don-clone:*grabs Machias' shoulders and shakes her* Calm down! First, get a blanket for Kali.

[Machias Banshee]

*stops jumping and runs off*
blanket blanket need a blanket...
*searches forum*
HEY ANYONE! GOT A BLANKET?!
ANYONE: NO!!!!
*cringe* okay, okay...
*sees figure in the distance*
Shlotzsky's!!!! He's coming!!!
*runs back to DonClone, who is waiting impatiently, and Raph who is gawking at Kali in her wet state*

[Kali]

Don-clone:*rubs his temples* Okay. Raph, get Kali out of here.

Raph-clone:*snaps out of it* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. *picks up Kali and carries her off, chuckling to himself*

Don-clone: You're on your own now.

[Machias Banshee]

*grabs Don's arm*

NO, dont leave me like this!!!

[Kali]

Don-clone: Hey, you got yourself into this mess. We tried to help you out, but there's no way I'm gonna risk getting in trouble, too.

[Machias Banshee]

He wont get mad at you guys, he'll get mad at ME!!!

~dumDumDUUUMMMM!!!~

I gotta hide!

*tries desperately to find a hiding place, but follows Raph and Kali, hoping to escape Don As Well as Splinter*

[Kali]

*Raph walks into a room and sets Kali on the bed before turning to Machias* No way, nuh uh, I don't harbor criminals.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh come on, dont tell me you've never done something bad and hid it from Splinter?!

[Kali]

Raph-clone: Of course I have! But I have no sympathy for you. *looks at Kali* But maybe I can do this, just this once.

[Machias Banshee]

You wont regret it (i hope...)

*sees don approaching*

shoot! Quick you gotta hide me! He'll drag me to Splinter for sure!

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*grumbles* Fine, hide under the bed.

*starts to wake up* Huh? What am I doing here? And why am I all wet?

[Machias Banshee]

*tries to hide under the bed*

Raph, its too narrow, can you give me a push?

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*kicks her in the backside and shoves her under there* Now keep quiet.

Don-clone:*peeks in* Hey, Raph, have you seen Machias? Splinter wants to have a word with her.

[Machias Banshee]

~peeks out from under bed and whispers to raph~

When this is over, im going to kick YOU in the butt ya doof! *frown*

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*whispers back* Whatever. *to Don* No Don, I haven't seen her.

Don-clone:*frowns* I could have sworn she was headed this way.

[Machias Banshee]

*whispers*
YOu big jerk, you are such a dweebus! I cant believe i'm trying ot be nice to you! maybe i should think twice about doing anything for you ever again!

*hides back underneath bed, hoping Don doesnt see her.

((OOC: This is gonna scare me with YOU doing Splinter!))

[Kali]

((Heh heh heh...))
Splinter-clone: What is going on in here?

Don&Raph: Sensei!

Raph-clone: Nothing!

Don-clone: I don't think Machias is here.

Splinter-clone:*spots Kali on the bed* I see. Well, perhaps we should leave Raphael and Kali alone and continue our search elsewhere.

[Machias Banshee]

((YOu are EVIL))

*gasps at seeing Splinter*

oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot!!! He's gonna kill me! I;m gonna die! I'll get yelled at and then i'm gonna die!!!

*remembers what Splinter said*

Oh jeez, i hope they dont do anything while i'm hiding here! *sweatdrop*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

Raph-clone: That sounds like a plan!

*sits up* Oh, hi sensei.

Splinter-clone: Hello Kali, are you feeling all right?

I feel a little dizzy, but okay. Why am I soaked with cold water?

Don-clone:*blushes* Long story. Good night you two. *leaves with Splinter-clone*

[Machias Banshee]

*grunt* *groan* *pop*

Thank goodness they didnt find me! Now where do i go?

*sees a very drenched Kali on the bed*

Oh hi... um, i gotta- uh, go before-um, yeah...
*starts sneaking away*

[Kali]

*jumps off the bed, a little unbalanced* Hold it! *falls onto Machias* You did this to me, didn't you? You were the one who left those doughnuts there.

[Machias Banshee]

Um- uh, n-no I didnt! *sweatdrop* Look i-oooh, i gotta get going! I dont wanna get caught!
*pries Kali off her and starts to sneak away again*

[Kali]

*points her finger in Machias' face* No way! You deserve to get in trouble!

[Machias Banshee]

NoNo! Shut up you stupid drunk~! *covers mouth* Oh i'm so sorry!

[Kali]

*falls back onto the bed*

Raph-clone:*grabs Machias' arm* Yo, Donnie! Sensei!

[Machias Banshee]

What the hell!!!
*tries to pry herself from Raph's grip*

How could you go back on your word,
you A$$)-(ole!!!

[Kali]

Raph-clone: Yeah, maybe next time you'll think before you open your big mouth!

*Don and Splinter return*

[Machias Banshee]

((You WILL PAY!!!))
DAMN YOU!!!

*sweatdrop when she sees Don and Splinter*

[Kali]

Splinter-clone: Machias, are you responsible for the state of Kali and azure?

[Machias Banshee]

((Damn youre direct! Shoot, better not be rude to you or else :eek: ))
*very quiet voice*
Umm...well- that is-kinda...yes.

[Kali]

((Yes I am. I guess I see Splinter differently than you do. I have to go, I'll see you tomorrow!))

Splinter-clone:*frowns* I am very disappointed in you, Machias. I thought you'd have learned your lesson by now.

Fry her!

Splinter-clone:*turns to Kali* And you. I hope you learned something from this, being on the other end of a prank.

[Machias Banshee]

(okay catch ya later!)

SpC: We will continue this conversation at another time. I suggest everyone get some sleep tonite.

Yes, Splinter...

[azure turtle]

*wakes up*
What in the blue heck just happened....?
*scratches his head in confusion*
ACK! What am I wearing?! Gah!!
*runs off to change and take a shower*

[azure turtle]

*runs back into the thread*
Hey! Thanks for signing my guestbook, dudettes!
*bows to Kali and Machias*
This humble blue turtle is flattered by your kind comments :oops:
I hope you both will like the surprise I have in store later this week, when I update. :grin:
Oh, and Kali, thanks for linking me to the Asylum! I saw the new art with all the new weapons you've been looking at. Totally tubular, dudette! Awesome art as always. I can't wait to read the newest chapter of Midori, but I've got a mid-term tomorrow :sad:
Ah, and Machias! Don't think that I've forgotten about your fanfics! I will try to read some of them sometime this week! Man, I've got a lot of reading to do....I promised Nikki and HT that I'd read their fics as well. Heh, I can't wait for spring break!
*passes out after studying the three essential laws of Thermodynamics* :dead:

[HorseTechie]

*blinks* hehheee.. now he's gotta website!

Nah... at least with my fics, I don't have very many, Azure... not counting all the others folks I'm hosting though.

I'll admit I only had time to read Kali's, Amy's, and Nikki's short fics. I need to be locked up in a room with nothing else to do for a couple weeks before I can comfortably read longer ones. *sai*

[Kali]

*hugs azure for the compliments on her art*

Don't worry about not reading my longer fics. And I'd put off reading Dragon Lore in particular because I'm rewriting it, and I don't want you to have to read it twice! :wink:
*goes back to her lemon scene*

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[HorseTechie]

shee... aren't you done with that lemon scene yet? Or, uh.. is it that you don't want it to end? :wink:

[Kali]

Hey! :razz: Geez, writing things like this (tastefully) is harder than I thought! And I haven't been able to get much time on the computer. But I want this scene, dang it!

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-03-04 11:13, HorseTechie wrote:
I'll admit I only had time to read Kali's, Amy's, and Nikki's short fics. I need to be locked up in a room with nothing else to do for a couple weeks before I can comfortably read longer ones. *sai*



Dont worry, HT, take your time. :smile: I know my Donnie story is LLOOOOOONNNNGGG, so make sure you have lots of time to read it. Gnad, i gotta update that. Its been a month since my last chapter!!! :dead:

[HorseTechie]

heeee... only a month? :lol: Nah... you don't have anything to worry about. That's nothing, when compared to a couple years. ;p

I, on the other hand, has to finisht this digital effects research paper today...

[Machias Banshee]

Sounds like fun...

heehee... look whos a new mod in GD!!! :grin:

[HorseTechie]

Oooohh... yeah! I jest noticed! :grin:

*passes round hot choclate for everyone*

[Machias Banshee]

yay!
*accepts hot chocolate*
thanks! I'm gonna help with the spamming (deploy and destroy) and general stuff. Cant wait for my new title and stars. :grin:

[HorseTechie]

*chokes on hot chocolate*
... Ravishing Reptile? :lol: and hopefully you won't have to add *swatting away possibly suitors* to your list of things to do

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... I cant wait to see azure's and the clones' faces when they see this! :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

heh.. you mean Kali's clones? Your clones can see em any time, neh~? :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

Actually, theyre the same clones. We made a Leo don Raph mike Splinter and venus clone. We share them. :grin: like turtle-pooling...

[Machias Banshee]

*looks around for signs of Kali and the irate clones*

hmm...maybe i can get away while no one's here...I dont care what happens, i dont want to get into more trouble...

*sneak away from sight of the others*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[azure turtle]

MACHIAS!! You're a mod!! Congrats, dudette! And you're quite the ravishing reptile, might I add :grin:
*does the 'Machias is a mod!' dance*

[Hot Rod 350]

what do you do to become a moderator? that would rock.

[azure turtle]

That's all up to the administrators, Hot Rod.

[Machias Banshee]

*bows*
thank you thank you! hmm...maybe now i can escape the Wrath of Kali... and you! oh sheet!
*runs away*

[azure turtle]

Hey!! Come back here!!
*chases after Machias*

[Hot Rod 350]

what's this? a goofy skit?

[Machias Banshee]

yup just a crazy story. If you read the thread you'll understand its a lot of fun too!

*Hides under Raphael's bed again*

Haha, you cant come in here or else Raph will plasmeryze you! :razz:

*looks around after a few minutes*

hmmm must have left.

*sneaks out of Raph's room*
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[azure turtle]

*sneaks up behind Machias*
Aha! Gotcha now!
*takes out his Donatello super squirter and shoots at Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

Ack!
*picks up Kali's nerf gun and shoots back at Azure* ~spit icky...~
hehehe...what have we here??
* grabs package of balloons from ground and runs away, laughing maniaclally*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[azure turtle]

*gets pelted by nerf balls*
Hey....!
*sees Machias run off with a package of balloons*
Now what's she up to....? Better follow and make sure she doesn't cause any trouble.
*runs after Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

*runs to hidden water spigot and commences to fill up the balloons.*

hehehe...this is gonna be sweet. Now i can bomb everyone in the forum!

*laughs menacingly*

*picks up satchel of water ballons and sneaks away*

[azure turtle]

*runs through the maze of pyramids, searching for Machias*
Gah, where'd she go?
*continues searching*

[Machias Banshee]

*sneaks to spot above Azure*

perfect! i can use my secret ballon...
HEY AZURE!!!
*drops balloon*
chocolate pudding... :evilgrin:
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[azure turtle]

*turns around just in time to be nailed by a water balloon in the face*
........:neutral:...........
I am not amused.
*fires his squirt gun at Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

~its not water, its PUDDING~

eek! good thing i have lots of puddin.

*coats nerfball with pudding and splats Azure in the nose*

bwmuaahahahahaaaaa!!

*runs away*

[azure turtle]

((PUDDING?? I thought you filled it up with water at the hidden water place.....gah, okay, two can play at this game :evilgrin:))

So! It's a food fight ye be wantin', eh?
*laughs maniacally, and searches his shell*
Aha, I knew this would come in handy someday...
*opens up a bottle of mustard and dumps it into his now empty squirt gun*
Taste Dijon!!
*chases after Machias, firing mustard at her*

[Machias Banshee]

*scream*

AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! not on my good scales!!!
*throws water balloon (i'll diferentiate puddin from water) at Azure and nerfs him in the plastron*

[azure turtle]

((lol! Okay))

*yelps, as he runs in circles, covering his head*
This is too much....I need to find some cover!
*ducks behind a building*

[Machias Banshee]

muahahahaaaa wuss!

* suddenly trips and falls into her bowl of puddin.*

mmmm...chocolate... :smile:

[azure turtle]

*peeks out from behind the building*
What the......I can't believe she's taking a snack break!!
*runs up to Machias, and eyes the bowl of chocolate pudding*
Hey.........are you gonna eat all of that??

[Machias Banshee]

join me in my choco-rama :smile:
*hands Azure spoon*

[azure turtle]

Mmmmm....chocolate pudding!
*tummy grumbles*
Yes! Such a treat!
*happily takes the spoon, and joins Machias in eating the pudding*

[Machias Banshee]

*licks puddin off her fingers*

oh boy, whenever i have puddin, i get all hyper...wonder when Kali's gonna come. I wanna put her through the ringers! :evilgrin:

Well, AFTER she and Splinter chew me out for spiking the donuts...i just cant seem to stay out of trouble with Splinter, you ever get into trouble? I'm sure Mike and Raph cause trouble all the time...

[azure turtle]

*nods in agreement*
Yep, I've gotten the "talk" from Sensei lots of times. And it's usually Mikey's fault. Grrr...he always gets the both of us in trouble.

[Machias Banshee]

i wish we could get back at him, but he's still grounded for sneaking out and coming up to NH with me for a week...

[azure turtle]

We'll eventually get even with him.....:evilgrin:

[SPEEd]

yeah

[Kali]

Geez, I missed this too. This is what I get for having an EverQuest addict for a brother.

[azure turtle]

:lol: Ever Quest, huh? I still haven't tried that out. Everyone tells me that it's fun. Another thing to put on my "to do" list.
*stares at the mile long list before him*
*sigh*

[Machias Banshee]

*flings puddin balloons at Azure*

[Kali]

I watch my brother play it, but I wouldn't try it. It's not my thing. It's an RP where you go around killing/looting/gaining experience and stuff. You have hit points and stuff, it's confusing. Plus the software costs a lot. He was nice enough to make me a bard (which he plays) named Raphaela.

[azure turtle]

*gets hit by pudding balloons*
.........:neutral:.............
*starts licking all the pudding off his face*
..........:grin:.................

Yep, I heard Ever Quest was somewhat like Diablo. Diablo was fun for a while, then I lost interest.

[Machias Banshee]

Hey Kali!~
*throws water balloon at Kali*

[Kali]

Hey - gurk! *gets hit with water balloon* Great, now I'm soaked again.

Hey, on Thursday I'm going to get the pattern for my TMNT outfit. It's now an outfit, shorts and a tank top. Summer pj's!

[Machias Banshee]

cool!
*loads puddinerf gun*

[azure turtle]

*gasps*
That's cool! You'll never believe it, but I used to have a set of TMNT 'jammies! I don't know what happened to them. I think I may have given them to a younger cousin many, many years ago. :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

I wanted to get those, but my parents said i was too much of a tomboy tho...

[Kali]

Well, I'm making my own. Hopefully they'll turn out okay. *wrings out her shirt*

[azure turtle]

Can't wait to see some scans! Ah yes, I loved my turtle 'jammies.

I can't believe they wouldn't let you get a pair, Machias! The TMNT appealed to all kids, boys and girls. That's not fair.

[Machias Banshee]

yeah it sucked but now i'm going as TMNT crazy as sanely possible! :eyemouth:

Oh here, have a towel *snicker*
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

*takes the towel from Machias* I'll probably do pictures, not scans. I'm using material from our old bedsheets, so you can imagine what the pattern will look like.

[Machias Banshee]

sure *snicker* cool *snort*

I'm gonna *teehee* look around. be right back! *guffaw*

*disappears from view and laughs insanely*
*hides before discovery of the towel*

[azure turtle]

Eh? Now where'd she run off to?
:???:

[Machias Banshee]

*hiding with her arsenal of balooons*

the next person to pass through this door here is gonna get pudding-ballooned! Get that Kali and Rah for getting me into trouble. they'll never catch me now!! muahahahaaa*coughccough* *hack* ha...

*waits over door to drop her balloon of doom*

[Kali]

*shrugs* I'm not quite sure what she did, but I think I'm going to have to kill her.

[Machias Banshee]

*sees Kali off in the distance*

Hey Kali, come here! :evilgrin:

*aims pudding balloon*

[Kali]

I don't think so, Machias. You've been very bad lately, and I'm not going to fall for anything else.

[azure turtle]

Why does it feel like there's danger lurking right around the corner?? Hmmm.....

[Kali]

*looks around the corner* Hey, who let the hamster out? (Ten points if you can guess the reference!)

[Machias Banshee]

Oh okay, i wont get you kali

*drops puddin balloon on Azure*

Didnt say anything about Azure!!!!

*jumps down frm doorframe and flees from Kali&amp;Azure's wrath* :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-03-04 21:51, Kali wrote:
*looks around the corner* Hey, who let the hamster out? (Ten points if you can guess the reference!)



Nutty professor 2?

[Kali]

Nope. It's kinda obscure.

[Machias Banshee]

dunno

*stops and pokes Azure with a cinnistick*
is he dead?

[azure turtle]

*wakes up suddenly and devours the cinni-stick*
MMMmmm....thanks!!
*licks the chocolate pudding off his face*
:grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey! i thought you were knocked out from the puddin ball i..threw...at you... *gulp* uh-oh...

[Kali]

Does no one know the reference? It's a hamster named Danger!

[azure turtle]

Aha! So that was you!!
*gets up and chases Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

Eek!
*jumps to get away, but slips on the puddin and falls ungracefully on her face*

[azure turtle]

*points and laughs* :lol:

[Kali]

*sighs as she is ignored*

[azure turtle]

*tries to get Kali to join him in pointing and laughing*

[Machias Banshee]

*throws hairy puddin-covered lobstertail at Kali from the ground*

there, now youre not being ignored! :grin: :lol:

[azure turtle]

*ducks as the pudding covered hairy lobster soars through the air*

[Kali]

*throws the lobster tail back* Fine, I'll just keep my points! *stalks off with her points*

[azure turtle]

Awwww......I'm sorry, Kali. But I have no idea where the quote came from. :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

No come back Kali! What are your points for?

a hamster named danger... is that from the movie about the doctor that can talk to animals?

[Kali]

*smacks her forehead* Geez, you people never did see TNM often, did you?

[azure turtle]

I don't remember too much from TNM, which is why I want to get my hands on the TNM tape. And I'm also hoping that the Family channel will start airing the TNM eps.

[Kali]

I don't remember what ep this is, but here's the quote:
Splinter- "I will never understand why you all insist on going out when the moon is full. It is a dangerous night for ninjas. The moonlight makes you too visible."
Mike- "Hey, life is dangerous, master."
Leo- "Danger is a mutant's middle name"
Don- "We thrive on danger!"
Venus- "If I had a hamster, I'd name him danger!"
Others- "Huh?"
Raphael- "You're too bizzaro"

[azure turtle]

:lol: Venus cracks me up.

[Hot Rod 350]

i remember that line faintly

[Machias Banshee]

THATS RIGHT!!! I saw that episode too! i knew it i had heard it somewhere...

[Kali]

Wish I had the episode. I only have East meets West. From TV! Not that edited version Fox put out.

[azure turtle]

*shakes angry fist at Fox and Saban*
I hope the WB treats the TMNT fairly....

[Machias Banshee]

yes, the turtles deserve just as much respect as the looney toons!

[azure turtle]

Indeed! Except without all those random anvils falling from the sky....
*looks up nervously*

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: here, have an umbrella.

[azure turtle]

:???: What's this for?

[Machias Banshee]

to save you from he--

*falling noise*
*KLUNK!*

*Azure stands up making accordian noises*

anvils...

[Kali]

Hey azure, got your comic yet?

[azure turtle]

*whimpers*
No.....
*collapses* :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

[Kali]

Well, I just got mine today, so it shouldn't be too much longer for you.

[azure turtle]

*suddenly wakes up*
You did??? Oy!! I want my comic book! I hope it comes soon!
*drools*

[Skeletoncrew]

Kali! You should have waited with those 10 points...I knew where your quote was from! Stupid work, if I didn't have to earn money I could be here more! :smile:

Congrats on the comic!

Machias, Congrats on the mod status!!!

[Kali]

Well here, you can have the points then. *hands SC the ten points*

[Nunchucker]

Off topic ramblings? Well get ready, because here I come.

I thought I'd pop in and witter on for a bit. :grin:

I have been very down lately, what with someone deleting my fanfiction and messing up my computer, I lost eight of my parrots in the very bad weather we are having at the moment. :sad:

But, today I have felt a lot better. The weather as calmed down allowing me to clean out my aviaries and duck ark. Also I was able to get my power tools out and build a new roost for my mixed aviary, so I'm a happy bunny. :smile: I have got back into the swing of things with the fanfics, oh by the way Kali, I am using your Michaelangelo suggestion. The chapter's looking good already. My comic has been ordered, so Yippee! I have been bopping along to the radio now we have got it fixed. But to top it all off, I am back to my neat freak self, the house now sparkles from top to bottom!

Must go now and CLEAN something!

[Kali]

*blink blink* Uh...cool?

No, really it is. This week has been pretty cool for me too. I got my comic, azure got his first fan fic up (LOVED IT!!), and I'm actually going to hang out with one of my RL friends today. Just goes to show, what goes down, must come up. Er, uh, you know what I mean, it's like karma.

*pounces azure* Welcome to the world of fan fic writers. Of few reviews, less feedback, and no money, enjoy your stay and upload often.

[Machias Banshee]

Awesome story Azure! :smile:

saint michaelangelo...that oughta get a good laugh outta his brothers. :grin:

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-03-06 11:05, Kali wrote:
*pounces azure* Welcome to the world of fan fic writers. Of few reviews, less feedback, and no money, enjoy your stay and upload often.



I hear ya sister! I think if we didn't review each others fics, we wouldn't get many reviews at all. Or maybe I need to change my out look on life?

[Kali]

Just be rest assured that people ARE reading them. When the Fic Awards roll around, you'll see. I was nominated last year, even though I didn't win.

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[azure turtle]

Hi everyone!
Nun, I'm sorry to hear all of the bad things that have happened, but I'm glad you're doing much better! The turtle gods have surely smiled upon you :smile:
And thanks for the kind comments about my first fanfic, everyone! I wasn't expecting everyone to find out about it so quickly :smile: I just uploaded it to fanfiction.net just to get some feedback before I uploaded it to my site, but it's all good. I'm quite excited about it and I'm glad you all liked it! More should be coming soon, especially when I get bored or frustrated with studying. Heh heh...
*gets off the floor and dusts himself off*
Now if I can only figure out a way to stop Kali from constantly pouncing me....:wink:

[Kali]

Stop being so darn pounce-able. :wink:

[azure turtle]

Now how am I supposed to do that? :grin:

[Kali]

*shrugs* I have no idea, but you're doing a poor job so far.

[azure turtle]

Argh......I'll probably have to ask Sensei for his advice. I definitely need more training.

[Kali]

I can see it now:
"Sensei, how do I get girls to stop liking me?"

:lol:

[azure turtle]

Hmph! :razz:

[Kali]

:lol: *pounces azure*

[azure turtle]

Ahhh! Not again! Grr....
*gets up and dusts himself off*
That's twice today! My shell is going to stop looking so shiny if this keeps up...
*pouts*

[Kali]

That's okay, I have Turtle wax!

[azure turtle]

*gives Kali a horrified expression*
No! Thanks, but no thanks! I don't want any more of that turtle wax...
*slowly inches away*

[Kali]

*frowns* Well, okay...

Want lemonade? *holds out a tray*

[azure turtle]

Lemonade??
*eyes the tray suspiciously*
What's in it?

[Kali]

Water, sugar, lemons...

[azure turtle]

Uh huh.....anything else that I should be aware of?

[Kali]

Nope, not a thing, except the in-joke.

[azure turtle]

Heh heh.....okay, I'll have some, then!
*takes a glass*
Thanks, Kali!
*takes a sip*

[Kali]

*takes her own glass then materializes two beach chairs* Ah, finally some time to relax.

[azure turtle]

Ah yes! A little R&amp;R never hurt anyone.
*joins Kali*

[Machias Banshee]

Man i wish i could relax! i got SO much junk to do for my Environmental issues/Botany teacher! I have to memorize lines and give a speech too!

*plots evil revenge-like things for her teacher*

[azure turtle]

Machias! Sorry to hear about that :sad: Sounds tough. Argh, I have to get going, and you just got here! Curses. Oh well, have fun! I'll see what you and the others will be up to once I get back online later tonight. See ya!

[Kali]

Hey, well, you can relax now. *materializes another beach chair and lemonade*

Bye azure, see ya!
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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[Machias Banshee]

thanks azure, see ya later!

*sits and sips her lemonade*

This second semster is driving me insane! too much to do and not enough time to get it done!

oh well... how things going with you?

[Kali]

Okay. I just got a new art book. I think I'm gonna do that TMNT drawing tutorial someone suggested.

[Machias Banshee]

cool, cuz im not finding any extra time to DO any type of drawing! :sad:

Everyone else gets to party, why not meeee?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :cry:

[Kali]

*pats Machias head* Don't feel bad, my life's not all that great either. My little sister's kicking me off the comp, how much does that suck?

[Machias Banshee]

At least you can get back on when she finishes, i have to get all thins junk done for tomorrow! *bawls eyes out* I also have to get my story updated, I have to practice stuff for karate, i have to work on THREE projects, two of which are due on monday...

*takes deep breath*

I need help....

[Kali]

Hey, you were right about that part about me getting back on after her!

That sucks. As much as I'd love to see your story updated, don't make that a high priority. I'm glad I'm registering at a community college, and not a regular one.

[Machias Banshee]

you a college student?! I dont believe it! *faints*
...
*gets back up*

i plan to get my speech done tonite, and work on my story a lil bit. my other stuff can wait til tomorrow. I just wish i didnt have so much to do at the same time.

[Kali]

LOL! It's hard to imagine me as a college student, I know, but I'm gonna give it a try! In the very least I'm gonna take some certification classes, which will help me get a good job without going through general ed.

I wanna take some art classes too, and maybe philosophy.

[azure turtle]

Kali's going to college? Wow, I did miss a lot. Heh, I'm sure you'll love it. Despite the work, college can be fun. Meet knew people, join different organizations, etc. Too bad I can't have any fun for a while.

Machias! I know how you feel, ravishing one. I've got my first final next week on Wednesday, a program to write for Tuesday, two lab reports, and who knows what else I've got. Definitely NOT fun :wink:

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-03-06 20:27, Kali wrote:
Don't feel bad, my life's not all that great either. My little sister's kicking me off the comp, how much does that suck?



I had the same problem with my spoilt bratty little brother. So I went out armed with my charge card and bought myself my own computer, my own AOL account and my own telephone line. So he can stuff his Compac up his bum!

College, ah brings back memories! I really loved college, the dances and the foam party were great. I think my parents sent my there to learn. I had a lot of fun tho down on the farm. Who says train to become a vet is all work and no play! :grin:

[azure turtle]

Foam parties?! Woah, haven't been to one of those yet! :grin:

[Nunchucker]

*Rubs temples* Ahhhggg I....can't ......remember......much about it all. Too drunk I think. Reminds me of the time not so long ago I got wasted in the Brewers and my nice friends stuck me in a cab and sent me home. I haven't had the balls to show my face there again.... yet!

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[azure turtle]

:grin:

[Nunchucker]

Oooo! Oooo! Icky icky!

I just had a huge spider in my living room. It was so big I had to chase it out with a broom! Now don't get me wrong, spiders don't bother me, I just don't like it when they run at me

*Thinks of the spiders legs and shudders*

Oh before I forget I thought this would make you smile. I picked Anastasia up from Pre-school today to find that she had not only put paint in her hair, but glue as well. Well I started moaning at her and she turned to me, put her little hands on her hips and said. 'Mummy you're such a Leo!' Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings or what?

[Kali]

ROTFL! How cute!

[azure turtle]

:lol: Heh, she knows you well, Nun! As for spiders, I don't care for them either. I'd rather sweep them out of the house then kill them, and that's because I can't stand looking at bug blood.
*shudders*

[Machias Banshee]

We used to have an old barn on our property, and the spiders i'd find were the size of mice! *cringe* It was just like arachnaphobia!

[Kali]

I like spiders okay, but that would be freaky, even for me.

[azure turtle]

Spiders the size of mice?? Yuck, that would be like living a nightmare for me. :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

but theyre perfect for capturing in a jar and putting them on your siblings when theyre asleep! :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

Such cruelty! I'd do it to my younger cousins, but I hate spiders.

[Machias Banshee]

I'm allowed, im the youngest And the only daughter! :grin: Only got in trouble once or twice, nothing like here!

[azure turtle]

:lol: Yep, you're often in trouble at the Technodrome. I don't know how you end up in so much trouble all the time.

[Machias Banshee]

what is that saying...? Splinter gets stern with me because he 'cares about me, wants me safe, and it always hurts him more than it does me when he reprimands me'. Ive known Splinter and the turtles ever since i was a youngling myself, we always have that father/daughter kind of thing going.
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[azure turtle]

Ya, Splinter cares. It's why we all get into trouble; it's because people care. I agree, I'm just teasing :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

yeah i know :razz: :grin:

I'll just be glad to get it over and done with. Guilt trips are NOT fun. :sad:

[azure turtle]

Yep, gotta agree with you there. I hate going on guilt trips. I'd rather take a trip to Europe.

[Machias Banshee]

Ireland for me.....

*hears bagpipes int the backgr- wait thats Scotland. Hears the sound of...SHEEP!*

sheep: ma-aa-a-aaa-aa-aaaaa

[azure turtle]

:lol: Ireland, huh? Do you have relatives there?

[Machias Banshee]

nO but ive always wanted to go their. My mom's actually from Nova Scotia, and she says its very similar. Maybe i'll go to Nova Scotia first, then Ireland.

Be one heck of a good fic...

[azure turtle]

Heh heh. I could see that fic now.
"Ravishing Reptile Lands in Nova Soctia"
:grin:

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-03-07 22:17, azure turtle wrote:
Heh heh. I could see that fic now.
"Ravishing Reptile Lands in Nova Soctia"
:grin:



It could happen...I'd take the turtles along to make it interesting. :grin:

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Five reptiles landing in Nova Scotia? That'd make headlines on CNN without a doubt. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... something to do during spring break?? wait, i gotta do my story about how i met the TMNT, and my genetic assault.

Maybe YOU could write it! or it could be an RPG! do the Crosscountry thing where we get to meet everyone! Oh the possibilities!

[azure turtle]

Hey, I like that idea, Machias! We could do a round robin fanfic, with each of us in it! Sounds like fun to me :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

now THAT would be fun! We could each do an area, like our hometowns, so that way, it seems more realistic! I could do New England, You and Kali could do different regions in CA and your home areas... it'd be great!

[azure turtle]

Yes! I'm definitely digging this fanfic idea...and then, perhaps we can all meet somehow (chance? fate? destiny?) and go searching for the ninja turtles! I'm sure it'll end up as one big happy fanfic!

[Machias Banshee]

YES YES YES!!! We'll start a new thread in Kali's forum, and lay down the rules, how to do this, and so on... Perfect!

[azure turtle]

YES!! A grand idea!! We should ask Kali and see what she thinks. I'm sure she'll like it. I can't wait! :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

Shall we get back onto topic?

[Kali]

We had a topic?

Heh heh. I've had this idea going around in my head about how our Technodrome and the real Technodrome merge somehow, and we end up in the TMNT cartoon universe.

I've always wanted to do a story about TMNT fans getting sucked into the TMNT universe.

[azure turtle]

Ya, that's an awesome idea, Kali! I'd love to do something like that. I think it would be so funny if we somehow ended up in one of the TMNT "universes." We've got such a diverse group, too. :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey all! Jeez...I've missed a lot lately. Darn RL! Oh well, I got stuff accomplished!

I like the round robin fanfic idea! *starts getting ideas*

[azure turtle]

Hi SC!! Glad you could join us, even if it's only a little while :grin: I think a round robin fanfic is a good idea, and it'll be fun!

[Skeletoncrew]

That reminds me, I need to read your fic! You've been a busy boy lately!

[azure turtle]

:lol: Thanks! It's only part one, so there's no rush! You seem a lot more busy than me. I've been using my spare time lately to draw and write. Good stress relievers, actually. Whenever I get frustrated, I start to doodle and eventually, a few sketches of the TMNT pop in. I actually did some more of that today.....cursed C++. And that fic has been eating away at my mind for the past week, so I finally decided to start writing it several days ago. I've even had the chance to read some fanfics! *sigh* I have been busy lately....

[Skeletoncrew]

Me? Busy? I only work full time, sell stuff on eBay, read a lot, have my own apartment to look after...heh heh heh.

The last couple days have been busy because the landlord will be doing an inspection tomorrow. I wanted to get the place cleaned and tidied before that. I also got a coffee and endtable set that had to be put together. The place is looking much better!

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-03-07 22:40, Machias Banshee wrote:
now THAT would be fun! We could each do an area, like our hometowns, so that way, it seems more realistic! I could do New England, You and Kali could do different regions in CA and your home areas... it'd be great!



*Has the feeling she will be left out*

God I hate living in England! First chance I'm getting I am coming over to New York. Then I will chain myself to the first immovable object I find!

[HorseTechie]

Actuallly, you could write about how life is in your town in England. I'm sure it'll be alot more interesting than the boring ol country town I live in. ;P

((suddenly impressed... you guys have managed to talk about something non-erotic for three whole page! J/K! ))

[Nunchucker]

Living in Holyport is about as exciting as a cow pat! I don't even live in a town! :sad: I am so bored living here.

[HorseTechie]

heh... been there. There's a place where Iowa, Illionis and Wisconsin meet. And all the good cities are like hours apart, with lots of farmland, trees and rednecks inbetween. Perfect setting for writing a a journey or adventure tale on how to get out of there!

[Kali]

Yes, yes, most of us would agree that our hometowns are quite boring. I know mine is. That's why I suggested we go to the Turtles' universe. That way, we could be our forum selves if we wanted. I'm working on a semi-believable way for us to get there (at least as believable as the cartoon.)

[azure turtle]

Hear hear! Yep, my hometown's pretty boring too. I wouldn't mind taking a little trip to the TMNT universe :smile:

[Skeletoncrew]

My hometown (Moab, Utah) is boring, but Portland isn't!

[Machias Banshee]

That'd be cool! I always had a little dream where i was visiting NYC for the first time, and mike climbed the building i was in and left a letter to me on my deck...
*dreamy look on her face*

[Kali]

I'm working! Heh heh. Actually, I'm nearly done with the first section. How we continue depends on how we want to write this.

[Machias Banshee]

hmmm...sounds interesting. how SHould we continue it???

[azure turtle]

I'm interested in how it's gonna start. I'm really excited about this little shindig we're doing :wink:

[Kali]

Okay, here's what I have so far. Notice it's very rough, and definitely not finished, as I only have Machias, Azure, and myself in it. I don't know who else would want to join us.

I figure we can do this round robin, first person, or just as a group story, third person.

http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/forum.htm

[Skeletoncrew]

I would, if I am welcome!

[Kali]

Okay! *adds SC to the cast list*

[Skeletoncrew]

Whoo-hoo! Of course, that said, I'm going to need to leave in a few minutes...ahh RL.

So how is this being handled? I feel like I may have missed out on some of the discussion.

[Kali]

I figure we can do this round robin, first person, or just as a group story, third person.
So, what do we want, we all write our segments seperately, or work togther in an e-mail RP type thing?

[Skeletoncrew]

I think we'd have more continuity if we work together. Now is this still going along the lines of the TMNT visiting our towns? Because now I'm having evil urges to join up with the bad guys...

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-03-08 18:49, Kali wrote:
The first girl was (enter Machias description here.)



nice...
"tall, with dirty blonde hair wearing a white shirt with a black vest and dark blue jeans. Her eyes changed color, and she had an unusual look that made her ravishing, but deadly."

:grin: Tinker with as you please...

[Kali]

Nice description.

I think that we decided that our homes are too boring, so, if everyone agrees, us forum members are being sucked into the TMNT cartoon universe through the Technodrome's portal. That's how the story's going so far. Anyone have any objections? I figure this way we could get wacky. We'll still meet the turtles and stuff.

[Machias Banshee]

Sounds good! :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

Sounds great! And yes, I think Raph trying to visit all the strip clubs in Portland would get a bit dull.

I have to go now...but if you need a description of me for anything...

Red haired with blue eyes and pale skin. Somberly attired in a fitted charcoal black pantsuit, carrying an ebony cane with a crystal skull topping it.

Oh, and I'll have a bag slung over my shoulder as well...that way I can be carrying a few surprises with me.
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"So...I get to stay here with the dead guys? Great." --Raphael, TMNT #2

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[azure turtle]

So, what do we want, we all write our segments seperately, or work togther in an e-mail RP type thing?

Hmmm....I don't know. I don't have a preference either way.

[azure turtle]

*jumps up and down in delight*
I just read what you've got so far, Kali! It sounds fun! And you described me perfectly :smile: This fic is gonna be a blast.

[Machias Banshee]

oh yeah! I cant wait to meet the guys and do some hardcore morphing! :grin:

[HorseTechie]

I've been more familar with the "assign each person as a character" and then each writer for that character takes turn in writing a chapter as so and so. I like it that way cause it gives more time for people who don't have time to always contribute every night.

here's one example I've managed (and need to get going again)
http://horseturtle.tripod.com/alpha.html

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[azure turtle]

Hmmm....that sounds like a good idea. I've done e-mail RPG's before, and we did the same thing by taking turns to write the chapters. The only bad thing about that is if it's your turn, and you have no time to write the next chapter. *sigh*

[HorseTechie]

Eyeah... that's why Alpha Source sort of died. Half the writers on there have dissapeared or got to busy to be involved with online TMNT fandom anymore. I practically have to find a whole new crew!

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"Leo, you know I hate tea."

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[Machias Banshee]

Crystal queer and Jedi Turtles were other ones that kinda died. I liked the crystal queer for the pov's of Donnie and Splinter. Jedi turtles had some cute stuff like how to use a light saber correctly, and the 'interesting' pics of the chearacters. (Splinta? *cringe*)

:grin:

[HorseTechie]

Yeah.. or Blades of Vengenace, on Kim's lost site.

I think the only one that actually got completed was Andrew Modeen's Twilight Reflections!

[Machias Banshee]

was she the one who had dark journeys, storm, sojourn, and all those fics? I miss those. I was so happy to see True forces back up. It was the very first fanfic i had ever read. Right after the cartoon was taken off the air, i went onto the internet for the first time and found it. that, Hunger and Bushido were my firsts.

[Kali]

So we wanna do a round robin type story? Who's in? I'll have to tweak the intro.

[SPEEd]

very interesting?! round robin story.

[azure turtle]

I'd like to take part, but I can't write anything for next week, or the week after. My finals start, and I won't have much time for any creative thinking. I've got to use all of that brain capacity to memorize some mumbo jumbo :sad:

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm in! Just say "when". Please note, I've never done this sort of thing before. I think I would prefer it if one or two people went before me so I could get a sense of where things are going.

[azure turtle]

You haven't done a round robin fanfic, or you haven't written a fanfic in general?

[SPEEd]

That would be fun to do.

[Skeletoncrew]

Nevermind, I kinda lied. I just recalled that several years ago I helped write an insane adventure involving David Bowie. It was fun.

[Nunchucker]

*Looks all confused, which isn't hard for her*

Is it too late for me to join in?

*Curses bliddy timezones*