Growing up in a glass bowl......

[Skeletoncrew]

I must say, I did find it amusing that several people thought it was a bestiality thing. I can't believe anyone would suspect sweet little Mikey of something like that!

[Machias Banshee]

Some o the stuff ive seen... :roll:

Well, you Did mention nudity, and the wolf being a streched out beside mike...Today's minds are dirty, whaddya expect?

[Kali]

Honestly, that didn't even cross my mind. Really, it didn't! I know Mike wouldn't do that. However, I do have a few theories on where this story's going.

[Skeletoncrew]

*sigh* I guess so. Still, even if that was what i was going to write about...I'm sure he'd have the sense to go do that somewhere private. Ick.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, it was in the back of my mind, but i thought it was like Ninjara, or something...

[Skeletoncrew]

Ninjara?

Well, you'll find out soon enough. I think I'll have chapter 4 done and posted tonight...That is, if fanfiction.net will cooperate!

[azure turtle]

*stops chasing Kali with a katana*

That's utterly disturbing! The thought didn't cross my mind at all. Yuck. I just thought Raph might've seen something about the dog which shocked him so much.

*continues chasing Kali with a katana*

Come back here! Torturing the rest of us with such cliffhangers!

[Kali]

Yipe! *runs away from azure and his katana* I'll get writing right away, I promise!

[Machias Banshee]

*yells at azure*

Hey, youre not supposed to run with swords, its even more dangerous than scissors!

*pulls out giant magnet and points it a Azure.*

hehehe...

[HorseTechie]

*snert* So I'm sick! I thought Mike was doing something to the wolf the way SC wrote that. :goofygri: You know, like later you'll have the wolf mutant into something like Ninjara. Or that she's a shape shifter. *shrug*

(Ninjara - female ninja fox from the Archie series that Raph falls in love with)

Anywayz... :smile: Machias!! What happened to the avatars everyone else was talking about? I didn't see anything in my email either... :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

sorry blonde moment, im sending you one now... :goofygri:

[HorseTechie]

Oh cool! But.. just one? ;p

[Kali]

Bah, me, too. I think I got one I like.

[HorseTechie]

oo... now I see it! Can I be a critique too?

[Machias Banshee]

go ahead...

[HorseTechie]

Don't worry, this won't hoit. I liked the details with the claws and the tail, but the head is a little hard to make out.

If you can, could you make it it more defined. Like ad more contrasting colors to it so one could immediately recognize it as a Raptor? :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

yeah, i want to change my colors to my correct skin tone, but i can only do so much. I am using MSpaint and PhotoEditor, but i think i can do something...

Thanks HT! Im messing around with it right now...

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[Skeletoncrew]

HT, you're not the only one who thought that. One of my non-TMNT friends asked me if there was some ninja turtle she-wolf action going on.

[HorseTechie]

*phew* Then it must be the affect you have on us then. :razz:

[azure turtle]

*sees his sword fly out of his hands and right towards Machias*

Uh....Machias? I think that was a bad idea....you should duck.

[Machias Banshee]

Huh? *sees sword flying towards her* Ack!
* Holds up the magnet as a shield and cringes.The sword slows down and rights itself, landing in Machias's hand.*

Phew! That was close!

[azure turtle]

Hey, how'd you defy the laws of physics? Ooh, you need to teach me how to do that!! :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

its Telekinesis. :grin:

If i ever get my darn origin story out, you'll understand how i got it...

[HorseTechie]

Ah... telekinesis. I got an ear-full on that with Randi's character. And it also drives Raph crazy.

[Machias Banshee]

TK can bring many hours of quality entertainment :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

*pouts*
I wish I had telekinesis.

[Machias Banshee]

*morphs outfit into irridescent kimono*

BY the powers invested in me, i declare that Azure turtle, til the hour of midnight, shall possess the power of telekinesis. whatever he does will return to him threefold. do good, good will return, do bad, hehehe...

*kisses Azure on the snout*

voila!

[Kali]

Why do I have a feeling of impending doom?

[Machias Banshee]

beware the glomp!

[Kali]

Huh? *looks around* Am I gonna get glomped?

Azure has THE POWER. *shudders*

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Uh...heh heh....:oops:

*snaps out of it*
What? Really now?
*looks over at Kali and snickers*
:evilgrin:

[Kali]

*eyes azure* I'm not sure I like this...

[Machias Banshee]

(sorry, puter threw me off...)

Azure, remember, whatever you do to anyone comes back to you times three...choose wisely.

[azure turtle]

Waitasec.....if I do bad, it returns three times worse. If I do good, it returns three times better. Hmm...is glomping a good thing??

[Kali]

Oh, yes, glomping is good! Glomp away. *blank look as she tries to remember the other twenty-something verses to the poem*

[Machias Banshee]

*coughcoughLiar!coughxough*

:grin:

[Kali]

Shush! *baps Machias*

[azure turtle]

*scratches his head in thought*
Glomping is good? That can't be right...I don't like getting glomped, so it must be a bad thing. I need something to do something really good so it'll return to me threefold.
*ponders*

[Kali]

*pouts* Hmph. Stupid karma. *gets hit with a bolt of lightning*

[Machias Banshee]

Oww...

Well, how about...writing some more story? :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

*stares at Kali as she emits steam and smoke*
Eh.....I don't know if I like this whole karma thing...
*turns back to Machias*
What story???

[Kali]

Your story, azure! Writing more would definitely be a good thing!

[Machias Banshee]

What story... YOUR Story!


RPGs and ATFT would be nice too...

[azure turtle]

Oh, that story!
*slaps his forehead*
I don't have enough time to write my story right now.
*pouts*
And my study break will be ending soon. By the way, what's ATFT?
*angrily jumps around*
I hate finals!
*gets struck by lightning*
......I hate lightning.....

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[Machias Banshee]

As The Forum Turns

Oh and the insults and blashemy can cause stuff to happen, stuff involving damns, chickens, anything...this should be an interesting night... :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

Blasphemy? Argh, I can't do anything then!
*stares at the heavens in fear*
Oh man, I hope anvils aren't involved....
*runs and hides behind Kali*

[Machias Banshee]

Nah, it has to be like, ridiculously excessive to do anything. I just try to control my naughty urges to cause trouble... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

You can control those?!?

*looks at azure* Enjoying yourself back there? :wink:

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[Machias Banshee]

I didnt say i was successful!

Shyeah, you block out the sun, so he doesnt get sunburn!!! :lol:

*flees from Kali's wrath*

[azure turtle]

:lol: That was funny!
*hears a distant rumbling*
Okay, okay! It wasn't funny! :sad:

[Kali]

No, it was not! *pounces Machias*

[azure turtle]

*watches Kali pounce Machias*
Heh heh heh.....
Well, I need to get going. Break time's over. Cursed finals!
*shakes angry fist at finals*
*gets struck by lightning*
.....I forgot about that......:dead:

Later, dudettes!
*disappears in a puff of black soot*

[Machias Banshee]

You'll be okay, just dont curse anyone into oblivion...

[azure turtle]

Hmph!
*looks around nervously*
Hmmm......
*decides to test and see if the karma is still in effect*
Curse the luck!!
*gets struck by lightning*
.....Yep, it's still in effect......oh, shell shock :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

Well, if you do something good, it will come back to you even better...

[azure turtle]

Hmm, an interesting concept. Lemme see now....uh....bless the luck!
*crikets chirp*
I feel like I've been tricked...
*checks his clock*
Gah!! It's 3 minutes past midnight! The karma has worn off. Grrr...and just when I did something good! Curse the luck!
*looks at the sky fearfully before jumping behind a rock*
Uh.....heh heh.
*peeks out from behind the rock*
I'm gonna stay here for a while, just in case :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

Damn! Wish I'd been here while Azure had his powers! You could have given me a telekintetic massage. My back hurts *whimper*

[HorseTechie]

a telekenetoc massage...? Ooo... *writes that down in book of suggestions for what Randi could do to my RPG Raph*

[Machias Banshee]

There are SO many things you could do with telekinesis...
:evilgrin:

*writes ideas down for long story*

[Skeletoncrew]

OOoh...you could sit in the middle of a busy place and squeeze the butts of all the cute guys who pass by...and they'd never know who did it!

[Machias Banshee]

hehe... you do it al at once, and it'll be like synchronized hopping! :lol:

[HorseTechie]

eww...

O course, for a turtle with a shell on his back, it'd bee an awesome thing. For the first time, he could get a back massage! :razz:

*goes back to drawing a map of manhattan in Illustrator*

[HorseTechie]

*bump*

Dude... where'd everyone go? Mhh... oh well...

Since I was drawing this map of manhattan, I remembered my hubby had a bunch of NYC pics that he took last august, before the attacks. Since I got some extra time, I'm actually gonna get these things posted. I'll letcha know what the URL when I do! :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Cool! My brother went to a car convention in Carlisle Penn. during the summer and has a pic of the NYC skyline too.

*sigh* its still so sad...

But anyway...Yeah, i dont know where everyone is, maybe they'll get on soon.

[HorseTechie]

And I never got to see the WTC in person either *sniff*

Hopefully the others will come on before it's too late (for me) :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, niether have i...

They better get on, i wanna have some fun and start some trouble! :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

chotto... :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

chotto...?

[HorseTechie]

Japanese for "Maybe not" ...something like that

[Machias Banshee]

I dunno, im starting to see the numbers increase...man, i gotta work on my Japanese some more!

[HorseTechie]

hehe... I'm slowly slipping since I'm studying more Korean now.

Oh, hay, do you have another fanfic in mind? ..or are you taking a break for that?

[Machias Banshee]

Im thinking of stuff... Someone wants me to do another fear one. Kali's already done one for Leo, i did Mike and Don, and Raph's fear is of needles. i cnat do him unless i do somesort of REALLY short stint on "vaccination day" in the Hamato household...Ra[ph getting a rumpshot causes the fear? :goofygri:

I also tried to think of Splinter's fear, *i think we talked about this once before...oh well!* but i couldnt think of anything, except losing one of his sons...

[HorseTechie]

Raph afraid of needles? That is different! :lol: But you could use a flashback of a relaly bad experience he had with them, I suppose. Not just shots, but maybe like when he was young. Like walking in the sewers or has snuck above to explore the alleys, when he gets a druggy needle stuck in his foot. And then the lil bit of drug in it made him feel weird and hallucinate scary things. But cause he snuck above ground, he didn't want to tell anybody right away about what happened... so then it haunts him something evil. *shrug*

[Machias Banshee]

dang...........

Yeah, its the fear in a lot of fics, so i officialized it.

Thats really good! Hmmm.... :evilgrin: sounds like a plan! It sounds really good!

I wanna get my fun night out gone all to heck story out before it drives me insane first. Then, i'll do something along those ideas.

[HorseTechie]

:grin:

[Machias Banshee]

I'll give credits too. IF you help me with critiquing and such. I'll get my Allnighter story done, and send that off for reviewing...

[HorseTechie]

ooo... sure!
(provided hubby doesn't suddenly come home and take me away from the comp)

[HorseTechie]

*boing*

I got the New York piccies up!
http://horseturtle.tripod.com/newyork.html

(they SHOULD work!)

[Machias Banshee]

Nice! :grin:

[azure turtle]

Awesome pics, HT! I haven't been to NYC yet either :sad: I've been to Atlantic City, Colonial Williamsburg, and Washington DC. But I've never gone to New York. *sigh*

[Machias Banshee]

Im gonna have a thing in my long story's sequel where i go to NYC, and have a romantic rendezvous with Mikey. :grin:

[azure turtle]

Oh my.......
*wonders if the long story is going to be rated NC 17*

[Machias Banshee]

Not THAT romantic kind of thing! he just climbs up to the porch thingie, hugs me, leaves a letter, and disappears into 'the mists of a new york night...'

[azure turtle]

Ah, okay, I got it. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, and speaking of getting stuff, you better check out the ATFT thread. Mike kinda brought you back. :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

hrmm.... wow, I never realized you liked Mike that much! *hehe*

But I'm different, I borught Don to the Midwest... and then after awhile he and Heather will *miffle* *muff* *mirf* :razz:

[azure turtle]

What?! I'm not supposed to be in that thread!! Grrrr....
*walks off to look at the ATFT thread*

[Machias Banshee]

*mifflemuffmirl* ? should be fun! And *puts on shoked face* How could you tell?! I thought i hid it well! Great, now im gonna get "the talk" from Splinter...

dont worry Azure, im sure you'll survive!

*whispers to HT* He's such a whineybutt! :razz:

[azure turtle]

Grrr! I heard that! :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

Eek! *flees from Azure*

[HorseTechie]

Weenie! :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*whacks HT with her tail as she flees from the the incensed blue turtle*

[azure turtle]

:lol: Ack, you should've let me go to Atlantic City! Now I'm probably gonna get into trouble too!
*pouts, then continues chasing after Machias*

[HorseTechie]

*graaahhh* runs after the both fo them with her electro charged pitchfork

[Machias Banshee]

EEK!

*hides under blueberry bush*

[HorseTechie]

*Stops in tracks* Ooo... Blueberries! I like blueberries.

[azure turtle]

*slowly steps away from HT as she stares at the blueberry bush*
Eek, time to get the shell out of here!!!
*disappears in a puff of blue smoke as he goes off to study*

[Machias Banshee]

Hey! get back here! *sees HT towering over her*
Um, heh--hi....

[HorseTechie]

*licks blue stains from fingers* Oh, hi! Want some?

[Machias Banshee]

*eyes pitchfork warily*
Youre not coming after me? Well, okay! :smile:

*climbs out from bush and manifests bowl with hot dumplings in it. Adds blueberries and heats it TK until blueberries have become the consistency of microwaved blueberry pie*

Ahh, Nova Scotian blueberry grunt, the way mom makes it!

[Skeletoncrew]

Blueberry grunt? Hmmm...

Damn! I need Donatello here! I'm sure he'd figure out how to get this cork out of this bottle! *pout* I'm not a wine drinker, but I love mead, and I got a couple bottles of homebrewed mead last night. I just tried to open one, and I merely managed to mangle the cork!

*sigh* So much for sipping mead and working on Moonlight! Good thing I've got some ale! :smile:

[azure turtle]

Huh....so that's your motivation for writing moonlight! :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

yup the more she drinks, the more interesting things happen. :evilgrin:
I'd loved to see what you write when youre completely sloshed! :lol:

[Kali]

*raises eyebrow* Ah, so that explains that little scene.

[Machias Banshee]

i cant wait to see what else 'comes up'!

1. alcohol
2. story
3. nudgenudge, winkwink!

*tries to get rid of dirty bad-punned mind while fleeing bappage*

[Kali]

*giggles because she already knows what's gonna happen*

[Machias Banshee]

what?! how do you-- ooh you sneak!
*chases after Kali with rotten mango to find out what happens*

[Kali]

Yipe! *runs* Guess I shouldn't have said anything. Man, being a beta reader bites sometimes. *keeps running*

[Machias Banshee]

So, we should sbe getting an upsate soon, right?
*raises mango into the air*

[Kali]

I think! I don't know for sure, okay? It was just one scene. It's worth the wait!

[Machias Banshee]

good to hear. *throws rotten mango away* there's one author whose on there, that has some...unusual writings...cdplay?

[Kali]

Yeah, has real potential though. Uses the "Letters" universe.

[Machias Banshee]

true. another author, the one who did the foot ball game, wasnt too bad either.

I hope we get some updates soon.

OH! I finally have an idea for a fearfic about Raph! *happydance* Its a lil' strange, but i think its got potential... :grin:

[Kali]

Ooh, get on it! I always like reading new TMNT fics. And BTW, I'm typing out the next chapter of Midori, so it should be up in a couple of days at the most.

[Machias Banshee]

good!

my new fic is about Raph's fear of *not needles* being without his family. Let's just say, there's some swearing, a hard lesson in tough love, and a cold and lonely realization... just for now. :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Sounds like a great read, can't wait. Poor Raphy.

[azure turtle]

Oooh, more fanfics! I'm definitely gonna read up on some after Tuesday is over. And then, maybe I'll get to write more of my own! :grin: Happy days are almost here again....

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, Raph kinda gets pissy about having an annoying and weird family, goes TOO far, and is 'disowned' for a few nights, just to learn what it would be like to not have his 'wierd and annoying' family around...then a good heart-to-heart lesson/lecture/talk with Splinter. I just thought about this completely out of the blue today while taking a shower. Man, that chlorinated water really can do a number on ya... :goofygri:

[Kali]

It's weird that those ideas hit you at times like that. When you don't have access to a pencil or anything. Geez, doesn't Raph realize that every family is weird and annoying?

[Machias Banshee]

You never know until you lose them, how important your family is...

He learns that every family has its quirks, and thats what makes a family so wonderful...

Kind like its a wonderful life, but with a twist. Im also thinking of their ages to be around 12/13?

[Kali]

Yeah, sounds like a good age. That's when most kids start to rebel.

[Machias Banshee]

obnoxious middleschool-aged kids... hope Raph gets it good in the end, lil' brat.

[Kali]

Yeah.

Hey, I just finished chapter six! Just one more proof read and I can put it up. Or maybe I should wait...

[Machias Banshee]

Cant wait to see it!

[Kali]

There!

I love being evil. *hides from baps*

[Machias Banshee]

You ARE Evil!!! *chases Kali with anime mallet*

[HorseTechie]

Ahh... someone, save me! I have a bunch of rabid yellow stars following me around now! J/K! :razz:

*runs back out, not to reappear again after the sun has risen*

[Kali]

Oh yeah, congrats, HT!

*runs from Machias* It'll get better, I promise! Lots more angst.

[Machias Banshee]

Kudos for you! :grin: you gonna get a crazy custom title and the works, too?

*manifests anvil to fall from the sky and fall on Kali*

[Kali]

*jumps out of anvil's way* What, you want me laid up in two threads? Ugh, azure's gonna flip, too.

[Machias Banshee]

Nah, it was a rubber one, see?

*anvil suddenly bounces and lands on top of Machias*
oww.....what about Azure?

[Kali]

Just that he's gonna be after me when he reads that cliffhanger. Man, two in a row. I am so evil. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

yeah, he'll be using REAL anvils :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*looks around nervously* He didn't get his katana back, did he?

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... nope! *shows sword scabbard strapped to her belt.*

Youre safe...for now. :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*gulps and starts writing furiously* See, I've already got a sentence written!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Well, get it up by wednesday, and i'll put up the first chapter of mine to call it even, how bout that?

[Kali]

We'll see. We'll see.

[Machias Banshee]

yeah...now to get my notes done beforehand, THAT'S a challenge. :wink:

[azure turtle]

Why do I here talks about another cliffhanger, hm?

*readies his pitchfork and torch*

[Kali]

Uhhh... I put up Midori: chapter six. *runs*

[azure turtle]

*perks up*
Ooh! I'll have to check that later!
*makes mental note*

[Machias Banshee]

*foresees imminent glompage o' the negative kind*

[azure turtle]

I'm really enjoying Midori! But alas, I can't post on the Technodrome and read a fic all at once. I like to focus on the story when I read, without any distractions.
*shakes angry fist at loud roommates*

[Kali]

Ah, I see. Well, keep this in mind. If you kill me, you'll never see the next chapter.

[azure turtle]

This is true....but if I torture you a little bit, you'll still be able to write the next one :evilgrin:

Heh heh, but don't worry 'bout it, Kali. You're cliffhangers are very effective in keeping people on the edge of their seats. I know I can't wait to read the next chapter! Now, about that torture...
*readies the rack*

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... I loved the reactions i got for the cliffhangers at the end of EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER of my FoG story. It was great! :evilgrin: They really keep readers hooked!

[Kali]

I agree, cliffhangers are fun to write. Really frustrating to read, but loads of fun to write.

[Machias Banshee]

Definitely. I had someone breathing into a paper bag! :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

I'm not very good at writing cliffhangers. It's hard to think up of a good way to end the chapter but leave the readers craving for more.

[Machias Banshee]

Dont worry, once you try one, you just cant stop yourself! kinda like pringles...

*flees from off-topic ninjas*

[azure turtle]

Huh? I don't think we can go off topic in this thread.

*destroys the off-topic ninjas with a fireball*

[Kali]

Nope, there's really no off-topic here. At least, not in this thread, it was designated a random conversation thread.

[azure turtle]

:grin: Yup yup!! 'Tis a random thread indeed.

[Machias Banshee]

Okay, sound good to me!

*looks at Azure* How did you make that fireball?!

[azure turtle]

Hey, I just realized this thread has the most number of replies! :eek:

Oh, and don't mind that fireball. A little trick I learned from a famous street fighter, heh heh :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

sure...

And you thought your lil' thread would only get about six or seven posts! never underestimate the power of...the forumni!

[Kali]

Azure has powers.

I'm scared.

[azure turtle]

That's true! I thought this thread wouldn't last long! Wow, thank you, my fellow turtleholics!

*arches an eyebrow at Kali*
Yes, I do have powers.
*snickers*

[Kali]

*looks around for cover* I have that feeling of impending doom again.

[azure turtle]

MY TURN!!

*glomps Kali*

*runs away laughing :lol:*

[Kali]

*looks all disheveled* I was just glomped by a blue mutant turtle. *sigh* Life is good.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh great is glomping something else now? *nugdgenudge, winkwink*
*flees from bappage*

[azure turtle]

*turns around and chases after Machias*
I heard that!

[Machias Banshee]

Ack *evil laughter* Yes! the dirty mind prevails!
*continues to flee from 'glomped' turtle*

[Kali]

Glomping is, and always will be, a tackle/pounce/hug type of thing. Relatively innocent.

Bad Machias, even though it's not a bad idea.

[Machias Banshee]

*pout*

im not bad! am i...?

[Kali]

Yep, you are. Of course, I'm evil, so I guess it's all relative.

[Machias Banshee]

but im the innocent one! Ive NEVER Done anything wrong!
*ducks baps and boxes of evidence*

[Kali]

*raises an eyebrow* Right...

Well, I'm off to bed now, see ya!

[Machias Banshee]

g'night! We can plan some more clonedemonium later! :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

G'night, you two. May the turtle gods grant you wonderful dreams. :grin:
*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Skeletoncrew]

On 2002-03-17 14:14, Kali wrote:
*raises eyebrow* Ah, so that explains that little scene.



I'll have you know that I came up with that wake-up idea while sober! Admittedly, I wrote the scene while fairly buzzed and taking a bath.

Okay, I've finished it! Now you can go find out what Kali was talking about!

I'm not entirely sure of the way this chapter goes...I may end up revising it. But I'm really tired right now and not very clear-headed, so I'm not sure. Please let me know if it doesn't read well!!!

*yawn* Time for bed!
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[Kali]

Yay, new updates! *points to SC* She uses cliffhangers, too, why aren't you going after her?

[Skeletoncrew]

Good question! I dunno, they just seem natural to me. Gotta have a reason for the next chapter!

Will the wolf-woman file charges against Mike? Will he die of embarassment when his whole family comes running into the room? Will Raph ever have the chance to score with her after all those rude remarks?

Tune in next time...

Hee hee hee...you get the idea. Just seems to me that you need to keep people hooked.

[Machias Banshee]

:evilgrin:

I read it half an hour ago, and im STILL laughing about it!

Popcorn's update was awesome too. I can hear the funeral music playing for the boys already! :grin:

[Kali]

Totally funny stuff. Glad those stories are there to counter-balance my angst fic.

[Machias Banshee]

I STILL cant believe all the torture youre putting that poor girl through! Just hope PETA doesnt find out about you...

[Kali]

Hmph! It's no worse than what other authors have done. Besides, she's lived on the streets for near sixteen years, she's a tough girl.

[Machias Banshee]

I guess... cant wait to see what her reaction will be when she wakes up and surrounded by a bunch of guy turtles. :evilgrin:

[Kali]

It would be one thing if she'd never met them before, but they have a rather bad history. Don't worry, I'm working on it. I know where I wanna end up, I just gotta figure out how to get there.

[Nunchucker]

*pops in*

God you lot don't half gas! I haven't been in here for a while and already 47 pages!

Note to self: Must read HT's fics.

*Dashes off*

[azure turtle]

*laughs happily*
I got one more final, then I'm done! Heh heh heh. And that's right, SC does use cliffhangers! Hmm...
*makes mental note to chase after SC with a katana later*

[Machias Banshee]

*hands azure his katana*

If youre gonna chase her, you'll need this...I sharpened the blade too... :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

Ooh, excellent! Thanks, Machias!
*takes the katana and looks it over happily*

[Kali]

*hides behind Machias* You're using that on SC, remember.

[azure turtle]

Of course. I've already chased you around with a katana. :grin:
*admires his reflection on the sword*

[Machias Banshee]

*pats Kali's head*
Dont worry, he wont get you, cuz if he tries, *splays hand claws* hehehe... :evilgrin:

[Nunchucker]

No one ever cahses me! *Pouts*

Anywho must think up new evil stuff to do. I am thinking of another Popcron like fic, where Splinter goes away for a week and leaves the turtles at home alone. *Wrings hands* Oooo the mayhem!

[azure turtle]

*eyes Machias's claws in fear*
Hey, you better watch out with those! Hmm...don't make me break out the fireballs! :razz:
*eyes Nun evilly*
What's all this talk about no one chasing you?
*twirls his katana around*

[Machias Banshee]

I love seeing the guys get into mischeif and get nailed later on. so much fun!
*writes memo to write 'night out' story on sticky note and sticks it on her forehead*

I'll keep my claws under wraps, Azure, as long as you have your katana under as well... :grin:

[Nunchucker]

Runs this way~~~~~~~~>

*Screams*

Watch it Azure, or I might put you in my fic and do unspeakable horrors to you!

((Gack I can't spell my way out of a paper bag))

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[azure turtle]

No!! I'm already in a fic experiencing unspeakable horrors!
*runs away from Nun*

[Nunchucker]

*Runs after Azure* If I catch you what do I win? *Wink wink*

When are you going to update?

*Gets twitchy with her uzi semi*

I'm a chucker on the edge.

Hey empty your Yahoo e-mail box! I tried to e-mail you some stuff today!

[azure turtle]

Okay, it's a deal, Machias.
*puts his katana away*

Huh? There's no prize in catching a blue turtle, Nun! *blushes crimson*

I'm assuming your referring to my story? I've got chapter 3 almost ready to go, but finals got in the way. *pouts* And my yahoo mailbox is practically empty! I'm only using 11% of my limit! Unless you were trying to send me an ultra large attachment, then maybe that's why I can't receive it :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

Cant wait to see your next chapter!

I always get rid of my junk mail, so my boxes are pretty pitiful...

[Nunchucker]

Oh piddle! so much for technology. It would be faster if I delivered it by hand! Grrrrrr. Okies I will try again.

[azure turtle]

:lol: Ya, that cursed technology!

[Saisei]

Heh...what I love about technology is when I'm in the middle of typing a chapter and my computer freezes. Of course, I haven't gotten the chance to save any of it and therefore have to start again from scratch. *sai*

[Kali]

Yikes. Remember the first rule of computers: Save OFTEN.

Computers are odd. They have quirks, just like people.

[Machias Banshee]

Yup, and like computers, when they breakdown or crash, it AINT pretty! :eek:

[azure turtle]

Argh! I hate it when computers do that! I always save to make sure that nothing is lost. Sometimes I save on disks too, especially if it's something important that I'm working on (such as computer programs).

[Kali]

That reminds me, I gotta redo my disk backups of my stories. I've rewritten a few and I have lots to add to my records.

[Machias Banshee]

Heh, you should see what i posted in the new TMNT disc--

OMG, our water fountain just fell off its braces and hit the floor! the pipes broke, so now there's this strange brown sludge oozing out!

[Kali]

*blinks* Huh?

[Machias Banshee]

Never mind, unusual happenings in the way of college life. :goofygri:

[azure turtle]

*blinks* Whatcha talkin about?

[Machias Banshee]

Someone walked into our water fountail and it broke away from the wall, and it oozed some weird stuff out... but its okay now. they'll probly fix it tonite...

[azure turtle]

Oooh, I see. I was thinking about a fountain where people throw pennies in, not the water fountain you drink out of. Heh :goofygri:

[Kali]

Ah. Glad it's all okay.

[Machias Banshee]

yeah. the things right across from my room. friggin scared the scales off me when it hit the floor!

But anyways back onto our off-topic...whatever it was...

[azure turtle]

What was the off-topic topic? I lost track....

[Kali]

*pounces Azure just for the heck of it*

[Machias Banshee]

*glomps Kali and Azure!!!!! Just for the heck of it, and flees*

[Kali]

Oh, threesome! *cringes* Sorry, I'm in desperate need of sleep.

[Machias Banshee]

Ack!

Man i just came from reading the last chapter of lifelines...all i can say is

"woah..."

It really surprised me! I was shaking and everything! I am still speechless!

[Kali]

Well, you're not really speechless if you're telling me about it, now are you?

I liked it too. I guess even the most patient people have bad days.

[Machias Banshee]

Typing and Speaking are different. :razz:

Yeah, i know what you mean...I had actually thought of something a tiny bit along those lines for the Raph fearfic im doing, but after that, I dont know if i could do it. :eek:

[Kali]

I'm sure you could. Maybe you'll have to change it a little. Just let it all sink in.

Breath in. Breath out. Repeat until death.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

yeah, i probly could, it'd just be strange for me. I guess i try to avoid that side of him...he gets stern, but ive never had him get REALLY pissed off about something. Maybe this can be my first...

[Kali]

Remember, Splinter wasn't really that mad at Raph and Mike. It was a combination of things. Seeing his old home, being worried about them, and of course being upset that they disobeyed him.

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, well im gonna have Raph REALLY acting badly in this story, and many a heated debate between him and Splinter. Splinter wont get REALLY "beat the kid into submission" mad, but he's going to get really close to losing it. Thats how Raph gets "disowned" for a week. Not just from the anger, but also as a lesson...

[Kali]

Oh, I so cannot wait to read that story.

[Machias Banshee]

It will BE GOOOOOOOOD :evilgrin:

[Kali]

And very evil, apparently. It's gonna be one of those stories where I wanna pick Raph up and just hug him. I wonder how a thirteen year old Raph would react to that. Ever wonder how the guys would react to meeting their fangirls? I mean the really rabid ones. The one's who want to rip off their gear and stuff.

[Machias Banshee]

I'd love to see it! :evilgrin:

Naked turtles fleeing in terror!

[Kali]

Yeah, that'd be hilarious. They'd all freak, and "vanish". Though I had a weird dream where the Turtles visited our dimension, and Raph got chased by fangirls through this hotel, and ducked into my room for cover.

[Machias Banshee]

comedy turned prono flick!

*ducks baps*

[Kali]

*cough* *clears throat* Uh, yeah...

[Machias Banshee]

*arches eyeridge at Kali*

right...

Well, im gonna get off, i wanna get my ideas down on screen, and i have some more typing to do...plus its 130am and i have class at ten. :eek:

[Skeletoncrew]

Hah hah hah! Attack of the horny fangirls!

Oh, and what is this I hear about Azure chasing me around with a weapon? *smiles innocently*

[Nunchucker]

Just going back to the new chapter of Lifelines and beating children into submission. I just like to say that; it is perfectly normal for a parent to want to strangle the living breath out of their children every now and then. :grin:

I really know how Splinter must feel trying to make Raphael see sense. Somedays I could beat my head against the wall because Ana just won't listen!

[HorseTechie]

(still have to read Lifelines...) But anyhoo...

Strangling kids is normal? *has a suddenly flashback of the insane mother from Texas who actually did* Okay... sorry.. that was ill placed.

[Skeletoncrew]

I think wanting to do so every once in a while is normal, doing so is not.

[Nunchucker]

How very true SC. Although there have been days when it has taken all my strength not to dump Ana outside someones door. :grin:

[azure turtle]

*dusts himself off from Kali and Machias's pouncing/glomping*

What's all this talk about beating kids up? Hmm...I'll need to read up at FF.net later. And don't worry about the katana thing, SC. Uh, it was just a joke. Ya, that's it. A joke :wink:

Oh, and I'm done with finals! WOOHOO!

*falls down, face first in exhaustion*

[Kali]

*gives Azure a hug* Now you can relax, and have more time for writing, reading, and hanging out here.

[azure turtle]

*weeps*
Thanks, Kali! I'm so happy!
*hugs Kali*

[Kali]

Mind not slobberin' all over me Azure. (TNM humor)

:grin: I'm happy for you. Enjoy your freedom.

[azure turtle]

Thank you! I need to get going, so I can pack and get ready to go home. I may not be able to post as often, especially since my comp at home is slow, and I can only use it at night (having only one phone line sucks). Then, it's off to Vegas on Saturday! Wooo! I'm a happy turtle today! :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Vegas?! Man, if you can afford it...take me please!

*offers birb-- I mean, Mango*

:grin:

I just cam back from Karate class. Whoo! Lots of fun... *collapses*

[Kali]

*pokes collapsed Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

Ouch! *jumps to her feet*
I see Krang did a smackdown on the Lone Spammer again. *groan* ninny...

Azure's free from his scholastic bonds, Im good for tonite, i got notes down for my stories, i read some stuff on FF.net....Life is good...:grin: now.

[Kali]

Yeah. Azure was by earlier.

I'm working on fan art at the moment. Sucky thing is that it's on lined paper, so I'm gonna have to transfer it.

[Machias Banshee]

some of the best art is done on lined paper...

[Saisei]

Only problem is that you've etither got to edit all those little blue lines out or recopy it all which, in my case, usually ends up a total disaster as far as proportions go... :wink:

[Kali]

Stupid blue lines. Well, it's not like I'm going to do a finished work on binder paper. In fact, I may show both versions anyway.

[azure turtle]

*eyes the mango*
Sorry, but I don't think my family has enough room in the car for one more :sad: It's all right, Machias. I'm sure you'll find something fun to do! And now Kali's got my attention with the mentioning of fanart. Hope to see it soon!

[Nunchucker]

God my life looks really boring now. *sulks in the corner* It gets to something when the high light of your life is finding a turtle item in a thrift store. :sad:

[azure turtle]

Why's your life so boring, Nun?? Hmm, maybe you should pick up a new hobby?