Growing up in a glass bowl......

[Machias Banshee]

Ah, damn, sounds like mine!!! :eek:

[Kali]

LOL! Weird. *looks around, wondering what the others are going to think about this conversation*

[Machias Banshee]

I dunno...

Well, it wasnt raunchy, but it involved a certain 'procedure' that i had the displeasure of experiencing not too long ago...kida deathly embarassing, especially with Splinter in the role he was in...
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[Kali]

Awww, poor you. Mine was comprised of questionable disciplinary actions. -_-;;

[Machias Banshee]

oH really?????

[Kali]

Ack. *sweatdrop* Heh heh.

[Machias Banshee]

I take it its not the usual type of discipline he gives out....you dont have to say anything, nudge nudge, wink wink.

[Kali]

*clears throat* Uh huh. I doubt he ever punished his sons like that. And he never did tell me exactly what I was doing wrong.

[Machias Banshee]

WTH?! This is getting strangely fascinating...what the heck's wrong with me?

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[Kali]

Heh heh. It started out fine enough. I was doing katas, and he was watching, then he told me I was doing it wrong, and I'd have to do it again. I swore I was doing it right, but I did it again anyway. He kept insisting that I was doing it wrong and I finally snapped at him. *pout* Then he hit me with his walking stick.

[Machias Banshee]

He gives a lil' tap once in a while...he walloped you pretty good, i take it?

[Kali]

Well, yeah, but that wasn't the end of the dream. I ended the discription there for a reason. He was really OOC after that.

[Machias Banshee]

woah, point taken.
*tries to stop gutter mind from going down drain*
Shoot, too late!

[Kali]

LOL! I think it was during the time I was taking the cold medicine, but I'm not sure. Weirded me out though.

[azure turtle]

*peeks in*
Egads, I don't even wanna know...
*walks away, munching on a blue mango*

[Machias Banshee]

*glomps Azure before he leaves*

Hi azure!!! :grin:

[azure turtle]

*sees his whole life flash before him*
Nooooo!!!
*struggles to get Machias off him*
Hi! You didn't have to glomp me, y'know...aw shucks, now I lost my mango....
*looks around*

[Kali]

*hands Azure his mango* How you doing?

[Machias Banshee]

*pout*
Youre mean!
*finds blue mango, and hides it behind her back*

[Skeletoncrew]

Damn, why don't I get any kinky TMNT dreams?

*pouts*

[azure turtle]

I'm all right....a little tired. I was up late doing a paper (which still isn't finished and due tomorrow...bah). Oh well. I'll get it done sooner or later.
*takes a mango from Kali*
Hmm....this isn't the one I was eating earlier.
*eyes Machias*
Hey, whatcha hiding behind your back...?

[Machias Banshee]

my whole world flashing before my eyes!

*flings mushed mango at Azure, glomps him again, and flees, laughing wildly*

[Kali]

On 2002-04-10 15:55, Skeletoncrew wrote:
Damn, why don't I get any kinky TMNT dreams?
*pouts*
I will remind you that the one I was talking about wasn't exactly TMNT. Try cold medicine, or some old pizza.

[Skeletoncrew]

*sneaks up behind Azure as he's looking at Machias. Slaps a handcuff on his wrist, the other end is already on mine.*

Hey Azure! You're under arrest!

[Machias Banshee]

Neither was mine...

[azure turtle]

Ack! Machias hits me with a mango then glomps me again...and now I'm handcuffed to SC! This isn't my day...
*tries to withdraw into his shell, but fails because SC is attached to his hand*
I hope you've got keys for those.

[Skeletoncrew]

I was refering to anyone in the TMNT universe. Not just turtles. I've had a few dreams recently with one or two of the Turtles in them...but kinda just as background characters.

[Skeletoncrew]

*smiles at Azure*

Yeah. I've got keys, but they're hidden on me.

[Kali]

Tsk tsk, what kind of ninja can't get out of handcuffs? What, Splinter hasn't gotten to escaping and picking locks yet?

[Skeletoncrew]

Shhhhh! Don't give him any ideas!

[azure turtle]

Hmmm...
*blinks at the handcuffs*
Heh heh heh.... :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

Oh no you don't!

*starts tickling Azure with the free hand*

[Machias Banshee]

*returns to the chaos. Sees Azure cuffed and smiles evilly*

guess what its time for???


TICKLE TORTURE!!!!!!!

[Kali]

Oops. Oh well. At least you can say that you were handcuffed to a turtle.

[Skeletoncrew]

I still am!

*Gets pulled down as Azure falls over laughing*

[azure turtle]

Noooo!!!
*laughs 'til his sides hurt*
Grr...must...concentrate...
*uses remaining TK powers to unlock the handcuffs*
Hazaa! I am free!
*runs away from tickling attackers*

[Skeletoncrew]

Darn!

*sits up and pouts. Suddenly realizes that my hands are now cuffed together.*

Azure!!!

[Kali]

LOL! *stands off to the side and watches the chaos*

[Skeletoncrew]

*struggles to get out of the cuffs, but they're too tight.*

Azure! I'm going to get you for this! I can't get to the keys with my hands cuffed together!!!

[azure turtle]

*snickers*
Sorry SC! I can't help ya there...I need to go to class now, so uh...hang in there! :lol:
*sees Kali standing off to the side*
Maybe Kali will be nice enought to help you. Heh heh heh... Okay, I'm outta here. I'll be back later. Bye everyone!
*vanishes in a puff of blue smoke*

[Nunchucker]

*Drags her weary body in*

My my, a lot ahs been going on in here today.

Kinky TMNT dreams? SC, your not the only one. The only dreams I have with them involves running away from impending doom.

Ahhhh Azure, I see you go out of those handcuffs. But who here as really escaped from a pair of handcuffs? Okay, hands up who has been arrested and frisked by the police? Had to perform a drunk and disorderly test?

Funny thing is I was talking to someone in a chat room yesterday and I asked what they did for a living. She said she was a police officer. I then told her I have an allergy to the police, eveytime I see one I break out into a run. :lol:

[Kali]

LOL! Well, I have really thin and flexible wrists, and even though I've never had real handcuffs (gotta get me some) I don't think slipping out of them will be a problem. I can fold my hand until it's the same width as my wrist.

*walks over to help SC* Okay, now where are the keys at?

[Nunchucker]

I bathed my baby turtles today. Talk about cutesville. I love the way their little legs wave about when you pick them up.

As soon as their CITES papers come through, it is off to the vets for a health check and a weigh in. (aww)

[Kali]

Aww. I thought about getting baby turtles, but then I thought some more. I have the room now, but I'll be moving soon, and after that I'll be getting a job and probably going to school. The last thing I want are neglected pets, so I decided to wait until I have a steady schedule.

[HorseTechie]

*finally is able to make her way to the Gen Dis Area*

...? Geez, now I feel like a real 'home girl'. Never been in handcuffs, never been in trouble with the police (I only been pulled over for speeding!), and well... I don't like to be in trouble so I avoid doing things that could get me there.

*sai* Yeah, go ahead and boo me out of here for being such a dead beat! :razz:

Still can wait to see the lil turtle babies! They are so cute when that small. :grin:

[azure turtle]

I never got in trouble with the police, and I hope it stays that way. I'd rather not get involved with them.
Congrats on the baby turtles, Nun! Did you decide on names yet??
Oy, and WB to Gen Dis, HT! It's been a while since you posted here :grin:
*sees SC still struggling with the handcuffs*
Hahahahaha....

[Kali]

I've never been in trouble with the police either. And I hope I never will be. I know they're just doing their jobs, but I just can't bring myself to respect them due to them being authority figures. I wouldn't do anything I thought was wrong anyway.

[Machias Banshee]

Good to know i'm not alone. Man, I am such a preppie compared with some of the people here at college!

I've never gotten in trouble with police, no speeding tickets, no detentions, no dinking, no smoking no drugs, NOTHING!

I think i was grounded once in my life, and then there's the stuff i've done here...

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[Kali]

Heh heh, the most trouble I ever got into in high school was detention for being late too many times. Gah, is it my fault I'm not a morning person?

I like doing most of my "bad deeds" in my head, or in a place like this. All the fun with none of the consequences.

[Machias Banshee]

Until the clones catch you, then youre dead meat...

[Kali]

Ah, I can deal with them. When was the last time I got into any real trouble around here? Oh, yeah, the magazine incident, but aside from that.

[Machias Banshee]

*heaves book up onto table which reads
"Clone Crimes"

Lessee...
Wax drugging
turtle napping for own purposes
switching Raph and Leo's personalities
Uh wait no, that's not you...
spiking cider! What that was me..
pranks up the wazzoo! Dang, that's not you either!
FOOD fight! What the heck! most of these are mine!

*slams book shut*
stupid book...

[Kali]

Heh heh heh... BAD Machias! No wonder you're always getting in trouble.

[Machias Banshee]

I'm planning to try and find a way to get all the clone craziness put into order, and THEN i'm gonna make a list of all the trouble we got into so i can blackmail you!

*off-topic critters appear*

Hey, i'm not off-topic!

Off-topic ninja: no, but youre plotting something far too evil for your own good. so, you will be watched for the rest of th night.!
*off-topic critters start to leave*
stupid off-topic critters
*O-T critters glare at Machias*
heheheh, hi... :goofygri:

[Kali]

Hey, I'm supposed to be the evil one. It's in my blood. I have an excuse, it's in my nature to be distructive and chaotic.

[Machias Banshee]

I guess. But being perfect does have its boring moments.

once i get the stories sorted, i'll do something like a "Revenge of the clones" thread. Maybe not, I dont know...

[Kali]

*shrugs* That's kinda the problem with all our random topics. We lose track of a lot of stuff.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, i'm gonna try and unrandomize it! It will be a great achievement, one that will be remembered for centuries to come!!!


Yeah right....Oh well. It'll be fun! :grin:

[Kali]

I salute your effort. Heh, maybe we can publish it as a fic.

[Machias Banshee]

That would be kinda neat. like those round robin fics. It would be one of the greatest and LONGest fics, but i bet people would love it!

8plot begins to form in head*

[Kali]

Go for it. We'll get a lot of "You people are warped." and "What is wrong with you?" reviews.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, in your case, it'll be the truth! :lol: *ducks bappage*

[Kali]

Yeah, I know. But almost everybody knows that already, so I really don't mind.

[Machias Banshee]

Im reading the thread where we created them. How....interesting. Making one clone to watch over a clone who was made to keep another clone (who was made to bug the other clones)busy. Whacky!

[Kali]

Man, it confuses me and I was there. Scary what boredom can lead to.

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, like your pics of my story. :wink:

Nah, im kidding. I love them. My first official fanart, so to say...

But yeah, it'd be a very confusing story, but an entertaing one nonetheless...

[Kali]

Very entertaining. Just as fun to read as it was to write.

[azure turtle]

It would make a nice fic...especially since most of the posters here got involved with the clone fiasco in one way or another :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe, I cant WAIT to read the whole thing! Ah, the memories, hot nights in cold pools, bike-riding to heat the hot tub, endless scoldings and lectures, the making out, the hot marshmallows, the spiked food and drink, the rolereversal....man, what a trip!

[Kali]

If I were you, I'd leave out the parts about your story, or you'll give the whole thing away!

[Machias Banshee]

That's what i'm planning to do. I'll take the stuff from the posts and use them as notes for my story.

[Nunchucker]

Hmmmm you lot make me sound like a criminal.

Yes I have been in trouble with the police. I have been arrested and spent the night in a cell. I got banned from college for a week for fighting and I was involved in a fight outside the Purple Turtle pub in Reading.

These are not things that I am proud of. I got in with a very bad crowd in my teenage years. I am happy to say that since then I have grown a brain and matured. I would be lying if I said I didn't look back on those times and laugh. Some of the things we used to get up to.

[Machias Banshee]

*waggles finger at Nun*

hehehe, Im in a good mood, I just found out i got casted into a play written by a friend of mine. I'm gonna be a drunken singer in the bar of HELL!!!!!!

Tonite's our first run-through, so what's gonna happen for a while is im gonna post after i come back from that. Prepare for the insanity!!! *bounces off walls*
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[azure turtle]

*makes a mental note to never mess with Nun*

Oy, that's awesome news, Machias! Sounds like fun. I'm sure you'll do well :grin:

((Cursed typos...))

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[Machias Banshee]

I'll just act like i do here! It'll be perfect!!!

Hmmm, maybe not. :wink:

[azure turtle]

LOL!!! I don't think the people in the audience will approve of you suddenly transforming into a raptor. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Well-- It IS HELL, aint it?!

Maybe I'll just spike something and try to hide from Satan when i get in trouble... :lol:

[Kali]

Get in trouble? Machias, they'll give you props for that. Unless you spike it with Holy Water. Man, I knew a guy who got in so much trouble for that.

[azure turtle]

What? Holy water???
:lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Man, THAT would be interesting!

Dont think Satan would do anything really bad to me, i mean, i'm already in hell...unless he decided to hand me over to someone else. :eek:

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-04-11 16:32, azure turtle wrote:
*makes a mental note to never mess with Nun*



I'm not that bad really! Believe me, but when someone starts on a friend of mine. Watch out! I prefer to use mind games on my vitims rather then my fists!

Hmmmmm I still need names for my turtles. My dad suggested Crusty and Pie!

[Machias Banshee]

Well, do you have some pics of your turtles? Maybe if you put them on your site, and do some sort of naming contest, we could get some ideas of what kind of name would suit them...make it fun! :wink:

[Nunchucker]

I will do that some day. But I have to update all my fics. Ho hum, no rest for the wicked. Then there are people to pay for eBay Auctions and Role Play actions to think of!

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, I got the same worries, and now i get to add "acting in a play!" to that list!

*does "im gonna be a sloshed slutty singer in Satan's watering hole!" dance*

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-04-11 17:09, Machias Banshee wrote:

*does "im gonna be a sloshed slutty singer in Satan's watering hole!" dance*



Hmmmmmm is that a title or jod description?

*Flees bappage*

23:42pm. Gad Zooks, I''l never get up tomorrow! Death by Boredom has been updated. Expect updates on Bundle of Trouble, Gas Stations and The Scariest Plance on Earth? tomorrow. Plus keep an eye out for Pollygone, the knicker follow up and the drunken turtle. Phew! *mops brow*

[Skeletoncrew]

*glares at handcuffs*

Where is that darn Azure? I want OUT of these! I tucked the key into my bra and now I can't get it!!!

*looks thoughtful*

Are there any clones around? I really don't want to ask Kali, Machias, or Nunchucker for help with this!

BTW, I've never been in trouble with the police, but I do own some handcuffs and I can't get out of them. Of course, thats why I'm always VERY careful about where the key is.

[azure turtle]

*snickers as SC jumps about, trying to get the cuffs off*

Okay, okay...so where'd you put the keys??

[Machias Banshee]

Wait a sec...you want one of the GUYS to go bra-diving for your key?!

*looks at Azure*
Youre the only guy here ATM... dive in!

[HorseTechie]

:eek: oh gah.. this is what I come in to? :lol:

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Yup, nothing's changed, HT!

*watches SC struggle*
Wait, you're not serious about those keys, right? They're not really in your bra, are they?? :eek: I'm having second thoughts about helping now...

[HorseTechie]

*psst* Just help her do a handstand, Azure. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

or you could hold her by the ankles and shake her over a ledge...

[HorseTechie]

:lol: ...that was my second option!

[Machias Banshee]

Well, if they werent around, she could just jump around and shake it out, or something...

*sees SC jiggling all ove the forum*
uh--maybe not... :dead:

[Skeletoncrew]

NO ONE is turning me over and shaking me!!!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Well, at least you cant bap me for the comment.

Hey! That's right...You CANT bap anyone, OR protect yourself from cruel and unusual attacks of...TICKLE TORTURE!!!!

[Skeletoncrew]

You wouldn't!

*looks horrified and backs up*

Let me remind you that I can still kick!

[Machias Banshee]

*sees whip on a table*

:evilgrin:

[Kali]

*sigh* I can get the key for you SC, or I can always go get my picks, whatever you think is better.

[Skeletoncrew]

This is so embarassing! Let me try once more...Why did I have to wear a tight shirt today?

*Turns around and untucks shirt, pushes it up, and manages to get a hand under the bra. Wiggles.*

PING! *The key falls out and drops to the floor*

Whoo-hoo! Its out!!!

*Extracts hand from bra, but handcuffs are caught on a lacey bit*

Oh for the love of--!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:
want some help? I promise not to touch anything. *snicker*

[Kali]

*snickers and picks up the key* Here, let me get the other hand unlocked.

[Skeletoncrew]

*growls*

Okay. Now I AM glad that there are no males here right now.

*strains arms forward until the bra snaps and breaks*

OWWWW!!!

*quicly pulls shirt down. Picks up the key and unlocks the handcuffs. Gives them a look of disgust and throws them away, pocketing the key.*

See if I ever use those things again!

[Machias Banshee]

you gonna burn it now? :wink:

[Skeletoncrew]

The bra? Hmmm...not a bad idea, it was the partial cause of all this trouble.

*Slips bra off and out from under shirt. Hangs it on a hook and leaves to get something. Returns with a blowtorch.*

[Kali]

LOL! I'm just about ready to do that. Grrr... stupid things. I guess they're better than corsets, though, huh?

[Skeletoncrew]

Ooohhh! I like corsets! They're sexy! Of course, I've never owned one. I did have a great black leather bodice! I thought it was fairly comfortable.

*Lights blowtorch and applies the flame to the bra. 30 seconds later a couple of wires and cinders are all that remains of the bra.*

[Machias Banshee]

neat... :cool:

[Skeletoncrew]

That was fun. Is there anything else around here that needs burning? :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*randomely yells* Pyromaniac on da loose!

[Skeletoncrew]

*evil glint in eye*

Yes! That would be me!

*blowtorch dies*

Darn. Nevermind.

[Kali]

*raises an eyebrow* REAL corsets are not comfortable. They were practically hazardous to a woman's health. Today's "fashion" corsets are made to look like real corsets, but still be comfortable. *inhales* Ahh, Vicks vapor rub.

[Machias Banshee]

Great, SC's setting the place on fire, and Kali's getting high on vick fumes...

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, I've read quite a few websites about "corseting", supposedly its really not all that bad. Of course, some people also find stuff like shoes sexually arousing...so really, you can't trust anyone's judgement other than your own.

[Mica]

sounds like you guys are having fun.. mind if I listen in and add comments from the peanut gallery? And are you implying that there's something WRONG with pyromaniacs?

~Mica

[Skeletoncrew]

Nope. Nothing wrong with Pyros!

BTW, what's a water Raphy? And is it life-sized? :wink:

[Kali]

Nothing wrong with pyromaniacs. Heck, I am one, myself. Welcome to our thread of silly randomness, Mica.

[Mica]

thanks kali.. ok, just making sure.. did you all know that burning hair really stinks? but if you have long hair it's fun to watch the fire zip up the strand!

~Mica

[Skeletoncrew]

Yep. Of course, I've been careful not to lean too close to candles ever since then!

[Kali]

Yeah, it is! As the owner of LONG hair, I know. Of course, it really smells, but the incense covers most of it up.

[azure turtle]

I have no hair, so I wouldn't know.
*runs back out of the female-controled thread*

[Skeletoncrew]

BTW, has anyone else here ever made homemade incense? The stuff I made in "As the Forum Turns" is an actual magickal incense. I can't wait to get to use it...

[Mica]

I'm gonna get my hair cut REAL short again! Woo! and this time it's ME choosing, not my raphish type mood swings.. last time i went in to get a trim, and I had long hair past my shoulders. I was in a raphish mood and I growled to the stylist to cut it all off, and I freaked out about it later... hee hee, but I miss short hair so I'm chopping it all off again

~Mica (buzcut? naaaah)

[Kali]

I've got a few recipes, but I've never had the chance to make any.

[Kali]

You think past the shoulders is long? Heh heh, try having it past your waist. That's long. I'm not getting mine cut until I can sit on it.

[Mica]

cool, homade inscense? I've made homeade scented candles, but never inscense! How you do it?

~Mica (i love bubble-gum scented candles!)

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, I make loose incense and use it with charcoal. Basically just grind the ingredients, mix them up, and sprinkle it on the charcoal!

[Mica]

oohhh cooll... sounds like a lot of work, and a fire hazard for me who likes to play with burny things... I guess I'll stick to my stick inscense from the store :wink:

~Mica

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, there's not a lot you can do with the charcoal...at least, its not an open flame. Personally the stove is a far greater danger to me than flames. My burners don't work very well and I accidentally touched one today while I was holding my hand over it to see if it was working. It was.

[Mica]

oooh! *ala the flesh* Ouchies! dang that had to hurt! But I'm not good around anything burny... I wanted to play with the stick inscense and was waving it around like a wand. Some of the ashes fell on my foot... another time i was seeing if i could touch it and it burned my finger.. I also like to start things on fire with it... paper... couch cushions... cats...

~Mica

[Skeletoncrew]

Actually, the worst burn I ever got was from hot tea. Someone jostled me right after I got it at a coffeeshop...splashed both my hands!

[Mica]

my worst was from hot nacho CHEEZE! I accidently burned my arm on the pot while reaching up into a cupboard to get cups when I worked at Taco Johns. I still have the scar... heh... I HAVE A CHEEZE SCAR!!

~Mica, The Cheezy

[Machias Banshee]

Behold the power of cheese!!!

[Mica]

YES! I AM THE HARRY POTTER OF CHEEZE!

~Harry potter of Cheeze

[Skeletoncrew]

Hah hah hah! Guess we'd better keep Splinter away from you!

[Machias Banshee]

*baps SC for bad joke*

[Skeletoncrew]

Oww! Blame her and Kali! They're the ones who mentioned the story! Now I have a cheese-eatting porn star Splinter stuck in my head!

[Kali]

LOL! Maybe you'll get one of those dreams you've been wanting.

[Skeletoncrew]

*perks up*

Oooh...look at the time! Time for bed!

Nah. Not really. I think I am going to go though...see if I can get a massage from my boyfriend.

[azure turtle]

*peeks in cautiously...*
Bye SC!!
*runs back out of the girl dominated thread*

[Nunchucker]

*pops in*

*decides that this is too weird even for her*

Oh well, off to do evil things to Leo in Trouble.

*Phazes out*

[HorseTechie]

All man.. Mica finally make her way down here too, and I missed it. :[

Oh well, you know what's funny? I'm thinking of cutting my hair off the shoulder short again. It's not down to the middle of my shoulder blades... gnad stuff grows so fast!

But anywayz.... uhm... *blink*blink*

[Machias Banshee]

*senses off-topic critters advancing towards HT*

[HorseTechie]

Wha.. hay! How could I get those, in a thread that has no topic. :razz:

[Kali]

Gah, all you people are talking about cutting your hair. I have to be dragged out of the house before I'll get my hair cut. I love my long hair.

[Machias Banshee]

*loves her waist-length blond hair*

I cant fvut mine! nOt only would it be weird, but my hair gets all staticy, and i look like a dandelion fluff, or a kooshball on crack!

[Kali]

Heh heh. I'll get mine cut the day I can sit on it. *looks over her shoulder* Hmmm, doesn't look too far off. Plus, I love brushing it and playing with it. Even if my arms do get tired when I do a french braid.

[Machias Banshee]

Oy, french braids are hell! My hair is wicked think, so it takes THREE people to do it!

But yeah, i love brushing it, and i love the looks on peoples' faces when i take it out of my ponytail. Theyre eyes practically bug out! :lol:

[HorseTechie]

heh... yeah, that's cuase you don't do the sort of things where it gets in the way, Kali. :wink:

Reasons why I don't like loooong long hair:
1. It takes alot of effort to wash, condition and untangle in the morning.
2. Longer hair uses up more shampoo/conditioner and hair gel to keep the frizzies down.
3. Takes longer to dry (being naturally curly)
4. Lots of split ends
5. I don't like hair getting in my face (it really likes to stick to my lips.. or when static cling attacks)
6. I work around biiig copy machines, that it could get into.
7. So many people think I look cuter with my hair up that with it down (in the twist and hair clip style) ;P

[Kali]

LOL! Well, I have kinda thin hair. It was really thin, but my mom had a stylist do this weird layering thing when I was younger, so it has more body now. Weird.

I went through this one day where I wanted to just go out and cut my hair really short. Then dye it dark red. If there had been a salon nearby, I would have done it, too.

I think my desire for long hair comes from when I had to get a bowl cut when I was a kid. (My friend had cut a big chunk of my hair and they had to "fix it".) I still cringe at those pictures.

[HorseTechie]

What I hate the most is that I have naturally curly hair. SO many times I wished I could cut it short, but whenever I did... I'd look like lil orphan Annie! But then when it gets too long, the weight makes trhe curls go flat. Like I have limp wavy hair. :razz: So it looks best at shoulder length, with defined layers cut in.

But my hair grows sooo fast too. If I didn't cut it at all in a year, I think it can grow six inches easy. Another thing I hate about really long hair.. is that my husband will rollontop of it when we're sleeping. And then I'm trapped! :eek:

[Saisei]

I can't do much to my hair, as far as coloring goes, that is, 'cause it's naturally extremely red, and any other color wouldn't look right with my freckles. It gets sorta annoying.

[Kali]

Heh heh. Well, to each their own. I have slightly wavy hair that looks best long. Short hair or bangs would make me look weird. I've curled my hair, and I know what a pain long curly hair is, even for just a few days.

[HorseTechie]

*suddenly becomes jealous of Saisei* ooo.. I wish I had hair that color. My mom does, but mine is somewhere between a darkblonde/strawberry blonde. I will sometimes use the wash-out highlight dyes to bring out the red more.

[Machias Banshee]

Hmmm, my dirty blonde hair goes almost brownish during the winter, but it turns super blonde in the summer.

I lone having wavy hair. I brush out my hair and put it into a tight braid every night, and its always wavy the next day. :grin:

[HorseTechie]

I have weak hair or something... all this putting it up during the day is making it have 'break-aways' in places. So then I have these curly springs sticking out on the side of my head like Dagwood's. So don't want to sleep with my hair put up for fear that it'll make the break-aways worse.

[Saisei]

*Grins at HT* Heheh...but seriously, sometimes I really wish I could've been a brunette or something.

What's good about my hair is that it works out at just about any length. The only time I have a problem with it is when its right at my shoulders and it starts to flip up naturally, which drives me crazy! I've been trying to grow it out for a while now, but everytime it reaches that length, I go balistic and chop it down again. I've been enduring it for these past few months, but I've given serious thoughts to getting a pixie cut instead.

[HorseTechie]

heh-heh.. well a redhead is better than being a blonde! *ducks baps*

[Kali]

Grrr... although at the moment, I qualify more as a redhead than a blonde.

Long hair is fun, but I rarely wear it down. I have a ton of scrunchis and hair claws.

I sometimes sleep with braids to make it super wavy. But I have to watch it. If I do too many braids, it looks crimped, and like I kissed a light socket.

Hey, has anybody else tried those Snap and Go rollers? I like those.

[Machias Banshee]

*baps HT*

yeah, i tried those. Too much hair, not enough roller, unfortunately...

[Kali]

Ooh, what about Turbi Twists? I use those, and they're kinda neat. Not quite long enough for all my hair, though. But I've figured out a way to get it all in.

And I love beading my hair. *tries to remember the name of the product she uses*

[Nunchucker]

I too am a long hair fan!

I started to grow my hair long ever sinbce I was mistaken for a boy! I had long lovely hair down to my waist, then for some mad reason I decided to have it trimmed. Split ends I think. Well I said to the woman that I wanted it to come to the middle of my back. The damned devil woman hacked it to just below the shoulder! :sad:

*Psst Bundle of Trouble has been updated*
*Gas Stations tomorrow*

[Machias Banshee]

I had someone do that to me once. Just about made me cry...

*runs off to see bundle of trouble*

[Kali]

I had my hair cut up to my shoulders just before I started high school. Willingly. I wanted a change, you know, new school, new me and all that. It was okay, but I couldn't wait to grow it back out.

[Skeletoncrew]

My hair is naturally dirty blonde (or dishwater blonde, or mousey depending on who I've asked), about mid back length, and I've got those "Dagwood" things too. For some reason the hair right next to my face never grows out long, so I've got these curls that stick up! Its also thinner than I'd like... *pout*

I need to learn how to do stuff with it though...I kept it short most of my life, and now I don't know how to braid it or anything. Also, I don't use any sprays or anything, I'm chemically sensitive.

Now, on to something more interesting! I stopped by my favorite comic book shop today...and they were having a 50% off sale!!! I got 21 comics for less than $20!!!! Put a serious dent in their TMNT selection. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

I wish we had a comic store around here...closest one's about two hours away, with the rest of civilization.

[Skeletoncrew]

Unfortunately I'm going to be out of town when #3 comes out. And Moab, Utah doesn't have a comic book shop.

[azure turtle]

Ooh, way to find the bargains, SC! Geez, I wish there was a comic book store around campus. Grr...bummer about issue #3. Maybe you can send a money order while your in Utah, so the comic book will be waiting for you when you get back? I might just have that comic sent to my home address rather than my dorm room, since I'm afraid school will end before it gets here...

[Machias Banshee]

I hope my Ebay stuff gets here soon! It's been a week, and i want them now!!! :eyemouth:

[Skeletoncrew]

I was also thinking I might ask the shop if they'd hold one for me. I'm pretty much a regular there now. I'll be back on the 2nd, so it would probably be quicker if they'd hold it.

[Kali]

I got a great bargain on comics way back awhile ago. There was a 50% off sale and they had tons of TMNT books. Of course, it was also a moving sale, so it wasn't all good. I went there every couple of days and bought $20 worth of books each time. *sigh* I miss getting paychecks.

[HorseTechie]

Piff.. I have acces to all kinds of comic book stores, but they're usually to commercial to sell their back issues that cheap. *sai*

The comic cons, however...that's where I've got some sweet deals. Usually on the last day, many booths will reduce stuff down to a $1 or 50 cents for pretty good comics I never seen anywhere else. They'll also let you bargain the price (like say, "I've seen the same issue for less on ebay!") :razz:

[azure turtle]

Oh! I've haggled before! At some of the small comic shows I've been to, I've gotten sweet deals from some of the vendors. Fun stuff!

[Kali]

I seriously need to learn to drive so I can get to a comic book store or something. I WANT to go to a convention, but things are tight, financially, and time wise.

[Machias Banshee]

You cant drive?! Wow...

I'd LOVE to go to a convention, i'd probly live there the entire time it was open, but there's this strange phenomenon called money I just cant seem to get enough of to go...

[azure turtle]

*sigh* It's times like these that I wish money would start growing on trees. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, but then the loggers and treehuggers would start fighting over it...

[Kali]

Hmm, it grew in my pockets for awhile. REALLY fast. Then I got layed off and it just kinda dwindled slowly. Still have over $1000, though.

And no, I can't drive. Stupid CA tests...

[azure turtle]

Heh...I hated taking the driver's test...the lady who was testing me was one of the rudest people I've ever had to deal with. In fact, a lot of the people who work at the DMV are rude, now that I think about it.

[Machias Banshee]

ah...gotta love the DMV! :razz:

[Kali]

Gah. I didn't even get past the written test. :sad:

[azure turtle]

Aw, cheer up, Kali! You can take it again. It's the driving tests that really stink...
*still holds a grudge against that DMV lady*

[Kali]

Actually, I'm not all that eager to get on the road. I've been a passenger, that's scary enough. Besides, I can just hitch a ride with someone. Once one of my friends actually passes the test. *sigh*

[azure turtle]

Yep, I'm not too eager to be driving either, especially in LA. Drivers here are insane...and finding parking is even worse. I'm going to be a pedestrian for the next two years :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

NEVER DRIVE IN MAINE!!!!! :eek: I've been *this* close
*shows pointer finger and thumb REALLY close together*
to getting killed SO many times!

[azure turtle]

Really?! Woah, there are crazy driver everywhere. Nothing is sacred any more.

[Kali]

Gah. Being a pedestrian isn't even safe. I nearly got hit today by this jerk on a bike going like fifty. And I was in a crosswalk. In a SCHOOL ZONE!

[azure turtle]

*shakes angry fist at the world*
What has happened to us?! Is humanity truly doomed??

[Kali]

Yes. In fact, it's been doomed for quite awhile.

[azure turtle]

Oh...well, I'm a turtle, so I think I'm excused from that impending doom.

[Kali]

Of course you are. *glomps Azure because he's not doomed*

[azure turtle]

*falls down in slow motion*
NOOOOOooooo......*

[Kali]

*blink blink* Would you rather be doomed?

[Machias Banshee]

Man, are we sounding chipper tonight! :razz:

[azure turtle]

*stands up, and dusts himself off. Looks at Kali*
Of course not!!
LOL! We are sounding a little odd...then again, it's Friday. :grin:

[Kali]

Gah. Fridays are great for you people. For me it just means that the younger siblings will be home all day for the next two days. *sighs* Oh well, I need to get writing done anyway.

[azure turtle]

LOL! Younger siblings are that bad, huh? Don't worry about it, Kali. Weekends are usually too short...well, for my liking, anyway.

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, Im a younger sibling!

Man, ive been itching to get my stuff done, but so much has come up, its almost impossible!

I promise to get the Azure pic finished and out, and someday I'll actually start writing my Raphael story. I have an outline done up, but nothing written yet...

[azure turtle]

A pic? Of me? Is that the Vegas one you were talking about before??
*blushes*
I'm always flattered when someone wants to draw me... :oops:

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, when i get it done, i'll send a copy to you for your fanart section. :wink:

[azure turtle]

*rejoices*
Oh, that's totally awesome, dudette!
*does the happy dance*

[Machias Banshee]

Im planning to put in a nice lil' surprise.


Completely off-topic: What is your favorite car, Azure?

[azure turtle]

Huh? A surprise...?
*hopes it's a nice one...*
A fave car, eh? I don't think I have a favorite car. Though I wouldn't mind driving a porsche :wink:
*wonders where all of this is leading*

[Skeletoncrew]

Yayy!!!! Friday!!! Of course, this is my "Sunday night". Bleh.

Oh well. I got to buy lots of comics today and see my friends! So it was a good day off!

[azure turtle]

*is amazed that SC is still up at this hour*
Sounds like you had fun! I wish there was a comic store somewhere around here...

[Skeletoncrew]

Amazed I'm up at this hour?! I'm normally up until 3 or so.

[azure turtle]

Wow...they don't call you Skeletoncrew for nothin'! Hey, btw, I just read one of Mica's fanfics at FF.net....you might be interested. It's called Dementia...I liked it, but it was very disturbing.

[Skeletoncrew]

Hmmm....I'll have to check it out. I've actually been kind of avoiding fan fics lately though...they're too addictive for me.

Hmmm...I need to start in on Chapter 9...I was thinking I'd have someone check on her wound before she starts telling her story. That way Raph can get done with the kitchen and everyone will hear her tale. (heh heh heh "here her tail," Amazing how a couple of different spellings can change the meaning of something.)

[azure turtle]

Heh heh heh....I know what you mean, but I had some spare time so I started going through some of the older TMNT fics at FF.net (and a few non-TMNT fics).

Here her tail? :evilgrin:

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[Skeletoncrew]

Mmmmm...I was planning on having Donatello do it. Heh heh heh...its gonna be a little awkward...the wound is on her thigh and she's wearing a pair of jeans now. :wink:

Of course, leaving Mike alone with Leo and Don isn't too bad of an idea either.

[azure turtle]

It's your fic, so it's your call. I was just giving a few suggestions. :grin: Aw, see, now I'm all excited about reading the next chapter!
*does a few backflips in anticipation of SC's next chapter*

[Skeletoncrew]

Maybe I'll get started tonight. Heh heh heh...get some Black Watch Cream Porter into me...maybe that will get the creative juices flowing!!! :smile: I love some of the microbrewed beer names around here. I tried "Kilt Lifter Ale" tonight. It was good!

I also had an idea for a silly group to start. Something like Fangirls for a More Handsome Splinter.

[Nunchucker]

Hmmmmm driving?

I am 22 and I still can't drive. I can ride a push bike and that's about it.

I don't think I will ever learn to drive. 1, I don't have the time and 2, I don't feel comfortable being in control of a machine that could kill. Maybe I am just silly, but I will stick to walking and catching the bus. When and if it decides to turn up.

*Hails a taxi cab*

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[HorseTechie]

Arggh.. now where am I supposed to find a CD-ROM of the Turtles in Time VG? :razz:

*suddenly feels like an odd ball again* But.. but.. I LOVE driving! I've been doing since I was 16. *crazied wild look in eye* Yes... us midwest drivers are insane too!

I also had been a pizza delivery driver for two years, and uhm... a few speeding tickets to boot. I guess I should mention I'm kinda careless too, and I also have been in an ungodly number of fenderbenders. *sai* Stupid phonepoles, rocks, and parkinglots...

It sure sucks just how much it costs to replace a door or a bumper though. Dealerships and body shops can be such ripoffs!

Oh, but nothing serious though, thank god. I have been in some close-calls on the interstate when I was younger, but nothing major serious. *knocks on wood* I've been good now, it's been a year since I last bumped someone. *modest grin* Unless you want to call ths stupid failure of not turning wide enough around a sidewalk corner last week. I ended up pinching the tire on the side of the curb, instantly flattening it. Fortunely, the tire was still on warranty, so I got a free replacement. :razz:

[Skeletoncrew]

Remind me to keep away from the roads in your area Horsetechie! :smile:

Hey Azure! Thanks for inspiring me to write last night! I churned out two pages of mostly dialog after I logged off last night!

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-04-13 04:11, Skeletoncrew wrote:
I also had an idea for a silly group to start. Something like Fangirls for a More Handsome Splinter.



hehehe, add me to THAT list....Man, some of the pics i have... :evilgrin:

I cant WAIT to see the next chapter, SC! Poor Mike...he's GOTTA get back at Raph SOMEHOW...
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[HorseTechie]

*hah* .. well, you know what they say about 'revenge'! ;P

[azure turtle]

Woo! Way to go, SC! I can't wait to read the next part of the ongoing Moonlight saga! :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

I can honestly say that I have no idea what Mike might to do get back at Raph.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, its definitely gotta get Raph red in the face....Hmmm, I'm sure somebody's sick twisted mind will come up with something for ya...

[azure turtle]

Ooh, you could read Nikki's fics for a few ideas, especially Popcorn and Death By Boredom.
*laughs at the day glow pink incident*

[Machias Banshee]

The Marker incident!!! I couldnt believe my eyes when i saw that!!! It hit me like a brick mango!

You could also look at some of Kali's fics as well...she especially is good for getting at Raph.

[azure turtle]

Brick mangos?! I didn't know such things could exist...

[Machias Banshee]

Well, I was sure surprised! My brothers had dome something similar to that when i was little, they wrote some phrase on my forehead, and I didnt know about it until i had been with some friends! Now THAT was bad...

[azure turtle]

Poor Machias. You should've gotten even with your brother...perhaps written something on his forehead while he was taking a nap?? :evilgrin:
*remembers the RBM incident*
Hmph...we never did get the burgers we ordered...

[Kali]

Poor Machias! I was never that cruel to my younger siblings. Though I still chuckle at the frozen grape incident.

[Machias Banshee]

what?! Oh did you stick one up your nose, or your siblings nose?

[Kali]

Nope. Stuck it in his ear while he was sleeping. :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: I never let my brothers do anything THAT odd, but they've gotten me good in planty of other ways...

[Kali]

I've been a mean older sister. But that's really the only thing that sticks out in my mind. I've never seen anyone jump so high! :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

My parents call me a wet hen when i get mad, because i just go crazy and sometimes get a bit too carried away. I struggle to control my inner Raph!!!

[Kali]

*all proud* I have controlled my inner Raph. (Actually, I just have him tied up in my closet.) I remember way back before I had. *sigh* There's that hole in the wall to remind me.

[Saisei]

Luckily for me, (or for them, I should say) my parents have agreed to buy me a punching bag to hang up in my room! It'll save my brothers a lot of trouble, methinks.

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[Machias Banshee]

heh, my brother IS my punching bag, whenever he gets me mad enough.

Its kinda one of the big reasons i got into karate. Self-discipline and all that has helped quite a bit.

[azure turtle]

*runs in, screaming*
Random silliness!!!!!!!
*turns on the fan that Machias keeps around for his blue smoke exits*
Weeee!!

[Machias Banshee]

*tries to grab a hold of something, but gets blown away*

Aaaaazzzzzuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeee!!!! Iiiiii'llllll geeeeeettt yyyyoooooouuuuu ffffoooooooorrrrrrr thhhhiiiiiiiiisssss!

[azure turtle]

Oopsie......
*shrugs*
Oh well. That's the way the mango crumbles. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Grr...I'll crumble YOUR Mangoes when i catch up with you!!!

[azure turtle]

Yikes!
*tries to run away, but decides he should turn the fan off first*
Hmm....where's the off switch?
*starts searching the fan, but suddenly finds himself in front of it*
Uh oh...
*gets swept away and starts flying towards an angry Machias*
Look out! Unidentified Flying Turtle!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*Pulls out big fishnet and catches Azure.*

Grr...I oughta bap you!

[HorseTechie]

*just sits in a daze, not carrying that she gets blown away* sai..... So much to do... so little time to have fun. :sad:

[azure turtle]

*struggles inside the net*
Help me!
*sees HT flying towards them*
Oh no! Unidentified Flying Digital Mutant! Look out!!
*notices that HT looks sad*
Aww, HT, what's wrong??
*hopes she answers before she crashes into them*

[Machias Banshee]

Hi HT!! Busy huh? I know that feeling well... but dont worry, we gots plenty of fun stuff happening right now!

[azure turtle]

Poor HT...I think she's busy with her final projects.
*calls after her*
Good luck, dudette! Y'know we're cheering for ya!

[Kali]

Tremors 3 ROCKED! Who says sequels are never as good as the original?

[Saisei]

Hmmm...I normally do, but then again, I never saw Tremors.

[azure turtle]

I've never seen the third one. :sad:

[Kali]

Ooh, boy, that's because it's recent. Tonight was my first time seeing it. Seriously, all three movies are great. They've got great action and humor that rivals TMNT. And they carry it through all three movies, I think TMNT fans would love this trilogy.

~Stupid typos.~
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[Saisei]

Save for Raphael, that is... *snickers*

[Kali]

Aw, give him a break. You don't know how scary parts of these movies are.