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azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:25 AM
With lizards, chameleons, and tadpoles!
Welcome, fellow mutants, to a new thread dedicated to off-topic ramblings, insanity, and random silliness. I just thought we would need another thread to contain all of our combined energy....:razz:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:26 AM
uh oh... :razz:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:27 AM
Indeed! :eyemouth:
Although, I have the oddest feeling this thread will end up having only five or six posts. Thus, proving our energy isn't as much as it seems. :neutral:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:29 AM
check out the othe thread. its gonna involve an 'old aquaintance and bad memory of Kali's and your tainted wax... very good plan! :grin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:30 AM
Huh????? I don't like the sound of that.....:neutral:
Maybe we should move the thread here. The other one's getting pretty long.
*eyes Machias* What are you up to?
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:32 AM
In an old thread, the one where the drink was spiked, she had a lil' menage a trois with someone she least expected. I thought maybe just to bring that back for fun...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:33 AM
Ohhh........sounds like juicy gossip to me!
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:33 AM
yesss, it issss.... :evilgrin: I'll send it incognito to you so she doesnt see.
What? I know very well what happened. And I know it was all YOUR fault!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:36 AM
Uh oh.........sounds like somethin' was brewin' in the sewers! :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:36 AM
nuh-uh! i wasnt the one moaning his name for three and a half hours straight!
SHE'S the one who spiked the punch.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:38 AM
Well, You--um, that is,I--c'mon I was bored and i found it quite fun!
Till Splinter nailed my a$$ to the wall...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:38 AM
:evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:40 AM
Wait wait, no---Me and Splinter Did NOT do any nailing each other! He was angry with me i meant *blush*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:40 AM
ROFL!!!!
LOL!
Oh yeah, it was a wild night... until Venus tried to kill me. But at least I didn't get in trouble with Splinter.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:41 AM
shaddap! The guys are always joking like that! theyre starting to call me MOM!!! *sits down and cries*
Why mE!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!
Aww poor Machias. *pats her head* Here, have some chocolate.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:43 AM
There, there, little Banshee. I would give you some chocolate, but Kali stole them after she bapped us.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:44 AM
Yeah, the stuff you STOLE!
*pounces on Kali and snatches candy*
Now i feel better...
*sits back down and eats Lindt ball*
they make me feel so OLD! callin' me mom, i oughta bap them all...
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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*dusts herself off* Glad I could be of service.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:47 AM
no problem :grin:
Oh shoot, i gotta go to bed. its 2:45, and i gotta get up at 830 to have breakfast and finish my assignment. I might get on tomorrow, but not til like 9pm EST. I'm singing for some friends :grin:, and then, i'll return and plot my revenge!!!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:48 AM
:lol: Cool! Have fun, Machias!
Buh bye, Machias. *yawn* I gotta get to bed soon too.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 12:49 AM
bye! oh, and could you save some of that wax for me? I wanna try it out on mike :evilgrin: bye! again!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:50 AM
Heh heh heh. Yep, I'll probably be hitting the hay in a while. That mid-term drained all of my energy. Blah, I'd be lucky if my brain functions correctly tomorrow....
Ooh, this thread's brought up some memories. I think I'm going to have some very interesting dreams tonight.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 12:57 AM
*pouts*
I haven't had any dreams lately. Well, if I had dreams, I don't remember. I haven't been getting much sleep, so I haven't been able to get into that "zone" where you fall into the deepest sleep and get mondo cool dreams.
*sigh*
Maybe during the weekend.
My ears hurt. *pout* And I didn't even have any good dreams.
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 01:46 PM
aww... poor Kali. Mebbe this'll make ya feel better - a blow-up Raph doll... thingie...
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/toys/1992/ppraph.htm
If not, then there's Cave Turtle Leo for Manchias clones...
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/toys/1992/caveleo.htm
And ooo... Azure, a Sewer Squirter for you! (I could only wonder *what* squirts from that!)
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/toys/1992/squirter.htm
la..laaa...laaa...la...laaa :razz:
ROTFL! Heh heh, I like that. Bored today, HT?
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:32 PM
LOL!! Thanks for finding us some toys, HT! Oooh, I'd like to have the squirter.....it'll squirt out tomota sauce! Yes, that's it! Tomota sauce!
I don't know what you were implying there, HorseTechie :razz:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:38 PM
Bored.. nah. Just stuck here scanning in a reeeeeally thick stack of papers. So in my search to find those "Ninja Action" figures. I stumble across... those.
Erm... what is... tomota sauce? *blink*blink* :smile:
Neat toys anyway, but I just got a new toy catalog I'm drooling over. *wavs around BudK catalog*
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:41 PM
And then... what is a BudK?
*stares at HT* What is BudK? Just the BEST knife and sword and various weapons and misc. stuff catalog in existance. It's just a shame most of the good stuff can't be shipped to CA.
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:45 PM
oooo...
*drools over the ninja swords*
*blinks* The swords can be shipped! *jumps around and makes a note to buy them as soon as she no longer lives with small children*
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:51 PM
:lol: ...or clumsy people! Me and sharp things no mix! I even manage to cut myself with paper on a weekly basis. ;p
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:52 PM
Ooopsie! Tomota = Tomato = My brain still fried from calculus mid-term. :smile:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:53 PM
hehe.. for awhile there I was imagining some kind of lethal Japanese poison. ;p
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 03:55 PM
:razz:
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 03:58 PM
:lol: oh yeah, throwing stars tainted with tomota. Nngh!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 04:07 PM
Kali on the other hand......
Just kidding!!
*hides from any bappage*
*pulls a ninja sword out of her catalog and runs after azure*
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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2002-03-01 18:12 ]</font>
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 04:13 PM
Ahhhhhh! I guess there aren't any baps in that catalog!!
*runs*
Hey HT, you got any more of that tomota stuff?! I think Kali needs a dose!!
HorseTechie
03-01-2002, 04:28 PM
Why are you asking me? You have a whole Sewer Squirter gun full of it. Fight back! :wink:
*looks through her catalog* Now where was that ninja warrior sword... Ooh, LOTR weapons.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:34 PM
Oh ya, I forgot about the squirter.
*arms himself, and keeps an eye on Kali*
*eyes azure back* You don't have the guts.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:36 PM
Hey now, I don't wanna spray you with the tomota stuff....but if you try anything funny... :evilgrin:
*arches eyebrow* Funny? *goes back to browsing the catalog, with a wicked grin* Ooh, they sell handcuffs!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:41 PM
Handcuffs? Now what would you want to do with handcuffs.....?
*clears throat* You'll find out soon enough.
Ow, my ears still hurt.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:46 PM
*quivers in fear*
Oy, I'd rather not find out...
And why do your ears hurt?
*pout* I went to put my earrings in this morning to find that the holes had healed over. I had to repierce them. By hand.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 05:51 PM
OUCH!! Poor Kali. Here, have some chocolate. It'll make the pain go away.
*offers Kali a box of chocolates*
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"God, I love being a turtle!"
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: azure turtle on 2002-03-01 19:52 ]</font>
*takes the chocolate* Aww, you're so sweet. *kisses azure*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:09 PM
*blushes crimson*
Awww shucks.....
*steals his blaster while he's distracted*
SPEEd
03-01-2002, 06:17 PM
lol
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:18 PM
*suddenly feels a little bit lighter*
Huh....?
*looks around*
Hey, where'd my squirt gun go??
*waves the squirt gun* Focus ninja student! Splinter-sensei would be rather displeased that you were so easily disarmed.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:21 PM
No!! Why're you always stealing my stuff! Give it back, 's mine!!
*pauses*
Waitasec....
*trembles in fear*
You're not gonna tell Sensei, are you?! Oy, my head hurts already....
*hands back gun* Nah, I'm not gonna tell. You weren't really a match for me anyway.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:26 PM
*takes the squirt gun back*
Oh, okay, thanks......
*arches an eyebrow*
Hey, did you just insult me????
*shakes an angry fist at Kali*
One of these days, Kali! One of these days.....I'm gonna be a top-notch ninja! :razz:
Ah, azure, you're just so much fun to play with. Sure you'll be a great ninja, but I'll be an even better kunoichi. :wink:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:32 PM
Darn....if only I had started my training while I was still a hatchling. Oh well. Okay, you are the better one.....for now. :smile:
Uh huh. Well, as long as you have a goal.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:38 PM
Yes! My goal is to be the greatest Pokemon master! Err....ooops, wrong goal.
*ahem*
My goal is to be the greatest blue mutant ninja turtle this universe has ever seen!
That sounded much better :grin:
And you're well on your way! Nevermind that you are the only blue mutant ninja turtle.
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:42 PM
Yes, well, minor details like that don't matter :razz:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:45 PM
Aw, thanks, Kali! Now you're the one who's being sweet! :grin:
*gives Kali a hug*
*hugs azure back and squeezes his butt* :evilgrin:
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:49 PM
*whines*
Ack! Stop that!
*steps away*
Gee.....:oops:
*giggles* What, did you expect me to just let that opportunity slip away?
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:53 PM
I guess not......typical Kali! :razz:
*steals azure's blaster again*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 06:57 PM
Argh!!! Very typical of Kali!! :mad:
Give that back!!
*chases after Kali*
*throws blaster into the air* Catch!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:01 PM
*doesn't react in time and gets clobbered*
OW!!!
*mutters*
I need more practice...
*picks up his gun*
Skeletoncrew
03-01-2002, 07:12 PM
Poor azure! All of this constant female attention is going to kill him!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 07:51 PM
Oh no, it won't kill me. The worst it can do is make me pass out.
*looks around nervously*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:44 PM
That's what we're hoping for...
*drool*
what the-?!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:47 PM
:eek: Machias! Control yourself!
*hands her a towel*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:49 PM
I'm losing control!!
*wipes face*
Darn that wax! Why did i have to be reptilian?!
*looks at Azure*
Ack! I'm doing it again!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:50 PM
:lol: This is all Kali's fault! We should spike her punch with some of that turtle wax...
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:54 PM
*looks at Azure all dreamy-like*
Uh- yeah, youre....absoluuutleeeey....riiiiiigggghhhhtttt.
*thinks thoughts not yet rated about All the male turtles in the forums*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 08:56 PM
Uh oh.....
*sees the look in Machias' eyes*
Eh...heh.....heh....
*slowly steps away from her*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 08:58 PM
Help me....
*crumples into corner in pitiful heap, cries*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:04 PM
There, there....
*pats Machias on the head*
Have a cookie.
*tosses Machias a chocolate chip cookie*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:06 PM
thanks...
*munchmunch*
I cant be like this, if i see the clones, im gonna be worse than a pack of horny dolphins, or in other words, like Kali and Raph! What do i do?!
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:08 PM
Well, it'll wear off eventually. Me and Coolmike are okay now....well, I know for sure that I'm okay. Just don't walk into the clones' cave while your under the spell of the turtle wax.....Bad things could happen.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:11 PM
I hope Kali doesnt see this. Knowing her, she wants revenge on me for some odd reason...
*thinks of clones: Leo, Mike Don, Raph, and --NO!!!!!!! Must not happen!!!
*tries to purge mind of giant hamster scene from nutty professor 2*
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-01 23:15 ]</font>
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:18 PM
LOL!! I haven't seen that movie....
Hey, I thought you had to get going??
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:19 PM
Um i- uh, that is... BYE!
*flees from irate and itchy blue turtle*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:20 PM
Hey!! Come back here!!
*chases after Machias*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:21 PM
*drops to ground and curls up into a ball*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:22 PM
*catches up to Machias, curled up on the ground*
Eh? What's she up to.....
*pokes Machias with a stick*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:27 PM
*jumps to her feet, grabs stick, whacks Azure's 'rump' and runs away laughing*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:28 PM
Hey!! That's not funny!!
*rubs his sore rump*
Grr...
*continues chasing Machias*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:29 PM
hehehe...
*climbs up Mike's old and dried out pee-tree*
try to get me now! :razz:
*giggles and runs to the caves*
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:32 PM
Okay, now that's just disgusting. There is no way that I'm going near a tree covered with dried pee. Ugh.
*walks away in disgust*
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:33 PM
There's no more pee. it got washed off ages ago... and turtles cant climb anyways...
azure turtle
03-01-2002, 09:35 PM
*looks at his hands*
Argh, I guess you're right. Still, the tree stinks....I don't wanna go near it.
Machias Banshee
03-01-2002, 09:37 PM
*jumps down from tree and flees while Azure's looking at his hands*
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 09:55 AM
Plath... forget this wax shtuff (gnad wedding ring here makes me immune to it)... I wanna know more about those LotR weapons Kali mentioned? Gotta get that catalog!! :razz:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:03 AM
I havent seen the movie yet. I've only seen the animated ones from the seventies...
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:25 AM
*suddenly cringes and falls over* O lordy... not those! :lol:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:28 AM
yeah, they were weird. Especially the one where the orks ( i think thats right) are singing 'where there's a whip, there's a way'. That and the Kashki art.
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:32 AM
If the dwarves didn't look so much like Snow White and the Seven dwarves or sumthing, I might have enjoyed the Hobbit more. But the new movie that's out... way better!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:36 AM
i hear stuff about Frodo and Sam going at it, but i dont believe it.
just like Don humping anything that has a hole in it... *cringe*
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 10:45 AM
oh geez... yeah. But you know Sam and Fordo can't be. Sam later gets married and has 12 kids.
But the parodies some people write are funny. This one wrote that Aragorn was hitting on Frodo, while Merry and Pippin think, Sam's gonna kill Aragorn if he finds out. (and the damn carrot... oh god!) Or that Gimli and Legolas are a couple TOO. Ick... ick... >.<
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 10:46 AM
:sick: :eek: Some of the things people do these days...whacky
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 11:14 AM
Shyaa... now why are we talking about this? *clears throat*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 11:26 AM
I have no clue...cuz we're bored?
http://budkww.com/
And specifcally for LOTR
http://www.budkww.com/partsview.asp?action=lookup&partno=uc1265
http://www.budkww.com/partsview.asp?action=lookup&partno=uc1264
http://www.budkww.com/partsview.asp?action=lookup&partno=uc1266
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:22 PM
ooooo... Sting! *drools*
Consider it a birthday present. :grin:
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:28 PM
aww... shucjks... You'll actually *buy* it fer me? (j/k!)
*checks the price* Nah I'm saving up for this:
http://budkww.com/partsview.asp?action=lookup&partno=uc702
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:36 PM
nice... :smile:
*frown* I just saw that it doesn't ship to my state. Oh well, I plan to move eventually anyway.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 12:44 PM
that bites...
have it sent to a friend in another state, and they can mail it to ya...
I think that's illegal, and would cost a lot more. Nah, the regular ninja swords can be shipped, so I might just get one of those.
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 12:56 PM
hrmm.. so that could also be where Leo hides some of his little weapons.
Ninja are very sneaky. They can hide many weapons. Mostly diguised as canes or walking sticks. Some female ninja (in day wear) carry around blades disguised as lipstick tubes. Another blade I found looks like a leaf until you release the blade.
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 01:14 PM
Yes, normal ninja can hide all kinds of things! But nearly naked mutant turtles have always baffled me. Must be some belt they got on there... :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:15 PM
the belts and the wrist wraps have slits to hold stuff. that's where mike keeps his con- stuff...
*looks oddly at Machias* Yep, I suppose they have pockets on their belts too. Maybe on the inside, so they're hidden.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 01:17 PM
*sweatdrop* yeah, that's right too.
I like the collapsible grappling hook they've got in here too. And tons of shuriken. Too bad I live in San Jose, the CA (or is it just the Bay Area?) city with the LOWEST crime rate. Dang it, I wanna be a vigilante and kick bad guy butt!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 02:32 PM
Hee hee....I know the secrets of weapon concealment for ninja turtles! But I'm not telling :razz:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:34 PM
so do i... :evilgrin: Mike showed me some special spots to hide stuff, like the stars in his- uh, nevermind :oops:
I'm a ninja, too, ya know! I know how to conceal weapons. My enemies are always shocked when I pull something out of my bra. :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:39 PM
oy...
Hey i just looked at the stats for the forums, and we're the top three posters of the entire forum!
*does 'awesome posters' dance*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 02:45 PM
Woohoo!
*joins the dance*
*glances at Kali*
:eek: And since when were you a ninja turtle????
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:46 PM
She changed last nite so she could have her ways with raph while i was with Leo and Don.
Since last night. :grin:
*twirls around* You like?
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:49 PM
dang, i wish i could turn into a mutant turtle, instead of this raptor bit!
*morphs back into human*
Ah...better than nothing. :smile:
Nunchucker
03-02-2002, 02:49 PM
Hey no fair I missed it all! I'll never be a top poster! *Sulks in the corner*
Sure you will, hang in there!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 02:54 PM
Wow Kali, how'd you manage to pull that off? It's kind of odd seeing you as a mutant turtle. Now I've seen Machias in her reptilian form before, so I'm not surprised by that...
*looks at Nunchucker*
Hey, don't give up yet, dudette! It's a long road, but you'll eventually get to your desired destination. So cheer up! :grin:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:56 PM
Anything is possible. to do your best, you must try your best. You'll be bopping Michaelangelo and chomedome off any time soon! :smile:
hmm...maybe i shoud make an avatar of my rep form or something...
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 02:58 PM
Oh! I can't wait 'til we can have avatars again! I'm going to use the doll of me that Kali made. Then the world can see what I truly look like :wink:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 02:59 PM
I wnat to make one of myself, but i dont have the right stuff to make it...
Nunchucker
03-02-2002, 03:01 PM
Aaaaaaaahhhhhgggggg 10pm!
Must........stay ...........awake!
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:02 PM
I was up till 3am last nite. you'll get better at it, trust me. :smile:
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:04 PM
You're already tired at 10? I don't remember the last time I was tired at 10....ever since college started, I've been sleeping around 1, 2, 3, and sometimes 4 in the morning. College sucks :razz:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:06 PM
oh yeah. whenever we have a break, i usually sleep most of the time.
I may be able to make a doll for you Machias.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:08 PM
Oh that would be SWEET!!!!
*bows down before Kali*
Nunchucker
03-02-2002, 03:08 PM
My daughter wakes me up three or four times a night!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:08 PM
I know the feeling, Machias! Whenever break rolls around, I'm usually in a coma for the first few days. Catching up with sleep is so annoying when you want to go out and have fun.
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:11 PM
Bummer, dudette. Hey, I can relate to your daughter, though. I used to wake up my parents or my grandma at the oddest hours :grin:
Yikes. Now I feel a little guilty that I get a near full night's sleep. College is gonna kill me.
Yes, I can make a doll for you, Machias. You just gotta tell me what you want it to look like.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:11 PM
i know. my friends think im turning into a hermit!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:12 PM
Oh, Machias, we should create a shrine for Kali, the expert doll maker!
*does the 'Kali is Kool' dance*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:12 PM
* dances 'Kudos to Kali' dance*
*blinks* I'm hardly the expert doll maker. HT and Dawn and others have cooler dolls than I do.
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 03:15 PM
hah.. when you have to get up at 6 am on a regular basis, 10 is late! Well, okay I manage to stay up till 12 on weekends. ;p
(will be happy if she makes it over 500 posts)
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:15 PM
*pouts*
But you're the only one to make a doll of me! You deserve such high praise!
*does the 'Kali Kicks Shell' dance*
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:17 PM
I used to get up a 6am everyday for High school, but now i get up at nine. what a difference a few hours can make!
You'll definitely make it to 500 tonite, if we can help it!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:17 PM
Oy, that sucks, HT! I get up at 6 on Tuesdays, since my first class is at eight, but I still end up going to bed around midnight the night before.
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 03:18 PM
hehhe.. good point. It takes a looooong time for me to do dolls (quality of quantity, etc)... so I haven't had much motivation to make any more since I'm so caught up in other stuff. So yah, three cheers for Kali!
(funny I should say that, since I just wasted three lovely hours earlier going through email and these forums)
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:20 PM
Whew, HT is a hardcore TMNT fan! Hey, I like your new sig! I actually remember that quote, but I never thought about it in the TMNT sense. :smile:
I still think it's weird that it reminds me of myself.
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:27 PM
:lol: Ya, now that I think about it, the quite reminds me of you, too!
*prepares for any bappage*
I didn't even know I was in the movie!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:33 PM
Have you seen it? If you like martial arts action, you'd like Kiss of the Dragon. Jet Li kicks some major bad guy butt.
*shakes her head* We don't have any theaters near here, so I have to wait for video.
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:38 PM
Bummer....I think it's been recently released on VHS/DVD, but I don't know for sure.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:40 PM
we only have ONE movie store in a HUNDRED MILE RADIUS!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:42 PM
!!!! Only one?! You poor, deprived child...
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:43 PM
that's why im watching tmnt2 and JP2&3 tonite :grin:
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:44 PM
*pouts*
I need to buy the other two TMNT movies. I've only got the first one. Grrr...
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:45 PM
my brother has the first one, but he wouldnt let me take it up here with me. :sad: big butthead...
:grin: I've got all three. And they're all mine! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 03:46 PM
On 2002-03-02 17:33, azure turtle wrote:
Have you seen it? If you like martial arts action, you'd like Kiss of the Dragon. Jet Li kicks some major bad guy butt.
Yeah... without piano wires too. And it sounds like your fic idea... cause Jessica is this hooker type, and Jet Li is a cop with the odds against him. He heads up helping Jessica out of the business she's in so she can be with her daughter. :smile:
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:48 PM
Ya, I liked that movie. It was totally tubular!
*gets jealous of Kali*
Grrrr.....
And I have many cartoon episodes and East meets West, the non-edited TV version. It makes me very happy to know that I can watch TMNT any time I want.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:51 PM
hmph. i want to get some of the cartoons, but i have to have money to get them. money is a svere scarcity in college life. :sad:
HorseTechie
03-02-2002, 03:53 PM
*snerf* All I need is TMNT1 and the making up tape. The other two, nah... they don't do anything for me. :lol:
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 03:53 PM
I know.....money is so rare. That, plus food, sleep, privacy, relaxation, etc.
:sad:
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 03:56 PM
normalcy... things used to be so simple...
Yikes, college life sounds rough.
Machias Banshee
03-02-2002, 04:49 PM
It can be. Especially when you have a party-hardy roommate who switches boyfriends around every week. I've heard more pregnancy talk here than anywhere else in my entire life!
Well, i'm gonna get off so i can work on my story and watch my stories. See you guys later! :smile:
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*random topic change*
*shoots azure with a nerf gun*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:12 PM
*gets hit in the arm*
Oh! Shoot a turtle when he's not lookin' eh?
*runs off, and comes back with his own nerf gun*
Let's see who's the hot shot now!
*fires at Kali*
*ducks behind a pillar* Ha ha! We'll see who's the better ninja! *fires back at azure*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:19 PM
*withdraws into his shell, and hears a soft thud*
*from inside his shell* Yes! A duel between two ninjas!
*pops back out, and runs behind a pyramid*
Heh heh heh....
*fires at Kali*
*gets hit in the leg* Grrr....
*flips to the top of the pyramid* Gotcha now, rookie!
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:29 PM
*screams as nerf balls pelt him*
Argh!
*runs for cover*
You can run, but you can't hide! *looks around* Okay, so you can hide. Very well apparently.
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:36 PM
*snickers*
She'll never find me in this apple crate. Heh heh.
*stands on the apple crate to get a better view* Now where did he get too?
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:40 PM
*thinks to himself* Eh? That's odd....I can't get out. Why'd the lid get so heavy all of a sudden? Oh no! What if I run out of oxygen??
*starts to panic*
I better stay calm, or Kali will find me!
*jumps off the crate and looks at it strangely then walks off*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:48 PM
*bursts out of the crate*
Phew!
*makes a mental note: being trapped with apples is not fun*
Now, where did Kali go?
*walks off, searching for Kali while munching on a Golden Delicious apple*
*walks over and sits down next to Leo-clone* Yo dude, what's up?
Leo-clone:*glares at her*
Geez, what crawled up your shell and died? Wanna help me hunt down azure?
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 10:56 PM
*carefully searches the pyramids*
I wonder where she could have wandered off too?
*looks at the apple core*
And no more snacks. Bummer.
*tosses the apple core aside, before continuing his search*
Leo-clone:*looks at the nerf gun* Nah.
*frowns* Okay. *stand up* But hey, if you need help getting out of this funk, you know where to find me.
*walks off to find azure*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:03 PM
*checks the hot tub*
No one here. Gah! I've got to run into her sooner or later.
*walks towards the buildings*
Man, I never realized this place was so big! I wonder if Krang and Shredder ever get lost.
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:11 PM
*searches the paint ball stained buildings*
Heh...this brings back some memories. But I still can't find Kali!
*pouts*
Where should I look now?
*gazes in the direction of the caves*
Uh.....maybe I'll check that last.....
*wanders off*
Well this is just getting ridiculous! *suddenly spots azure in the distance* Heh heh heh... *disappears into the shadows*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:17 PM
*pauses*
Hmmm....my turtle senses are telling me that I'm in danger.
*spots a box of donuts on a table*
Oooh! Sweet treats!
*opens the box and starts to happily munch away at the donuts*
*phases out of the shadows behind azure* Hey, are there any chocolate glazed ones?
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:22 PM
*is startled by Kali's sudden appearance*
*while munching on donuts*Wartcha sneakin up onr mef fer?
*finds a chocolate glazed donut and hands it to Kali*
Here...
*continues to happily munch on donuts* :grin:
Ooh, chocolate! *sits down to eat doughnuts with azure*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:27 PM
Mmmmm.....
*eats a jelly filled doughnut*
Such wonderous treats!
*licks his fingers*
I wonder who left these here?
*suddenly stops eating and looks at her half-eaten doughnut* Um, you don't think Machias is still out to get revenge on me, do you?
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:34 PM
*pauses*
Uh....uh.....I thought you two were even??
*stares at his half eaten glazed doughnut*
Hmmm.......quite peculiar.
Okay, but who could have left these here? It wasn't you or me. Ooh, I don't feel so good. *passes out*
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:38 PM
*panics*
H-hey! Kali, you okay???
*gets up, tries to find help, but starts to feel dizzy*
Woah....not good......
*falls over* :dead:
((Great, so we're both unconcious. What do we do now?))
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:41 PM
((LOL!! I dunno.....we could wait and see if it was Machias who 'spiked' the doughnuts))
((Okay, I'm gonna leave my unconscious body here while I get some sleep. See ya tomorrow!))
azure turtle
03-02-2002, 11:45 PM
(('Kay, g'night, Kali!))
Skeletoncrew
03-03-2002, 03:24 AM
*walks in and finds unconcious Azure and Kali*
Whats this?
*looks at the partially eatten donuts*
*sniffs Azure and Kali's breath*
Hmmm...looks like someone ate some drugged donuts!
*smiles broadly*
I'm not even going to need to pull the book out for this one!
*proceeds to pose Azure and Kali in compromising positions and take photos*
That should do it!
*leaves Azure dressed up in pink women's lingerie, and Kali wearing an I'm With Stupid t-shirt and leather underwear*
Hmmmm...I wonder what RaphC would think if he found them like that?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 02:46 PM
*hides donut spikerr behind her back*
:smile:
azure turtle
03-03-2002, 04:29 PM
((GAH! I don't think I want to comment on this....))
Skeletoncrew
03-03-2002, 04:54 PM
What? You don't like the lacy pink teddy I put you in?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 05:00 PM
*sees Azure's lingerie*
heeheehee...
*wakes up, still groggy* Whoa, what hit me?
*looks down at her clothes* Cool, I like. *looks at azure and bursts out laughing*
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 06:45 PM
hehehe...
*sneaks away with alcohol and spiker*
Hope they dont know....
*tries to stand up but ends up falling back down onto azure* I think I'm just gonna stay here.
Meanwhile...
*Don-clone walks up behind Machias* What are you doing?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 06:57 PM
Eep! I mean-nothing.... *nervous grin*
Don-clone:*arches eyeridge* Uh huh, then what's that behind your back?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:06 PM
nothin' *starts to back away*
bye!
*starts to run away*
donC: oh, no you dont!
*chases and catches Machias*
donC: Gotcha!
AcK!
*Don flings Machias over his shoulder and brings her back to Kali*
Put me down!!!
DonC: Not a chance.
*looks up groggily as Don-clone brings Machias over* Yo dudes, what's up?
Don-clone:*blinks* Are you okay?
Of course, why do you ask?
Don-clone: Because you're sprawled all over azure and you seem to be drunk.
Don't be silly-ish, Don-san, I never drink alco... alo...
Don-clone: Alcohol.
No thanks, I never touch the stuff.
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:28 PM
*snicker* oh really?
*don slaps Machias*
Don-clone:Shush!
*rubs sorespot* hmph... *pout*
Raph-clone:*walks into the room* What's going on here?
Don-clone: That's what I'm trying to find out. *set Machias down* Now, what did you do?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:33 PM
Why are you guys blaming me for something i wasnt ever here to see?
*holds up hands*
See i dont have any-
*syringe falls to floor*
Um, hehe *sweatdrop* where'd that come from?
Don-clone:*picks up syringe and eyes Machias* Uh huh. Okay, I think you need another talk with Splinter.
Raph-clone:*pulls Kali up off azure* What are you doing?
Being drunk.
Raph-clone:*blinks*
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:42 PM
NO! Not again! He'll do the boot to the head, or some sort of punishment thingie!
*grabs Raph's leg*
Dont let them take me to Splinter!!!
Raph-clone:*tries to shake Machias off his leg* Will you COOL IT!? *looks at the drunk Kali* I kinda like her like this.
Don-clone:*sigh* We can't just let her get away with this.
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:50 PM
Help me Raph and i'll do whatever you want!
*looks at Don-clone* Why do you want to put me through Splinter's disciplinary stuff?! I never did anything to you?!
*Thinks for a second*
Oh wait...nevermind...
Don-clone:*crosses his arms* Look, it's nothing personal. You got yourself into this mess.
Raph-clone:*inspecting Kali's outfit* Hey, is this real leather?
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 07:59 PM
*looks to Kali*
How did he get all authoritative all of a sudden?
*looks up to Don-clone*
Please, i've almost crossed the line enough to end up getting into a LOT of trouble with Splinter. This will be like jumping over the line and stomping on it! Please don't say anything!
*desperate look in her eyes*
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*squints at Machias* Hey... have you been cloning again? *continues dancing around*
Don-clone: Okay, I won't tell, IF you can find a way to get both of them back to normal before Splinter finds out.
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 08:20 PM
I have not been doing any cloning!
*looks at Don*
I dont know... the stuff i used said 100 proof. will that cause a problem? I dont know much about alcohol...
hmmm... Oh let's try this!
*makes coffee, accidently puts salt in coffee instead of sugar*
Here, try this!
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*Don-clone hands coffee to Kali*
I don't drink coffee. *pushes it away*
Don-clone: Just drink it, okay?
Fine. *drinks the coffee, than spits it out* Ack! Bleh! *passes out again*
Machias Banshee
03-03-2002, 08:34 PM
*looks at labels*
oops. that was salt not suger...um, how about this!
*takes Azure's and Kali's hand and put them in bucket of warm water*
My brother says this works for drunks. Sometimes i wonder if he's doing something to trick me...
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