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Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 08:53 AM
In TMNT I, when Donatello and Casey were fixing up the old truck, they have a conversation and take turns insulting each other in alphabetical order.

In an attempt to recreate that bit o' fun, let's chat and let the trash talk fly!

Note: Please save the vicious insults for when you're driving on the highway. Also, it's supposed to be an actual conversation. Try not to be too random.




So, anyone decided on a Hallowe'en costume yet, atomic mouth? :twink:

Jester
08-19-2008, 01:10 PM
I'm thinking of going as the scariest thing ever...you, barf-a-roni!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 01:35 PM
That was uncalled for, cheesebrain. And I'm only truly scary in the morning, so there.

I'd like to be O-Ren Ishii, but that would only work if my 2 friends go as the Bride and Elle Driver, and I know one already has a sexy vamp outfit. So now I'm thinking of going as a tribal belly dancer.

Jester
08-19-2008, 01:41 PM
Sorry, if I insulted you dung breathe.
I have been a "cereal" killer in past years. Nothing beats costumes that double as lame puns.

KROW
08-19-2008, 01:51 PM
You couldn't pull off a bandage underwater, elf-lips! What makes you think you can wear a convincing costume?

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 02:02 PM
Well, he goes by the name Jester, so that implies the wearing of bright multi-colored tights and bells on his hat, right? So I'm sure he could pull it off, you freckled porkrind.

KROW
08-19-2008, 02:03 PM
I was talking to YOU, gack-face!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 02:26 PM
I'll have you know I stole the show as Miss Behaving last year, humpback slugshafter.

(Tchah. C'mon, be creative. You're totally copping out on the insults.)

KROW
08-19-2008, 02:29 PM
Bad pun AND a bad costume idea, you Ignacius ignoramus!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 02:34 PM
Can you CLAIM to have done better, Jazzercising Jujube-head?

KROW
08-19-2008, 02:41 PM
I once dressed as Silent Bob, you kite-kicking kiwi!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 02:45 PM
You call that a costume? Any unshaven clod with a backwards baseball hat can "dress up" as Silent Bob, you lemming-like looney loser!

KROW
08-19-2008, 02:49 PM
It's better than a beauty pageant reject, monkey-mouth!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 02:55 PM
Sez you. I've also been a Jedi, a dead princess, and an immortal from "Highlander". What else you got, nerf herder?

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:01 PM
A wolfman, pirate, zombie, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and the lead singer of Prodigy, you obstinate overgrowth of an organism!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 03:08 PM
So what's in the works for this year, you percussive piece of passive-aggresive pondscum?

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:15 PM
A sequined shirt and pink pants with the words, "Meat Hammer" across the front, quail-brain!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 03:24 PM
I thought you normally dressed like that, you rejected Power Ranger. :-?

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:27 PM
Only on Friday nights when the mojitos are chilled to perfection, spongehead squareface!

Sewer Bull
08-19-2008, 03:28 PM
You're all terribly unfunny David Spade wannabies.

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:35 PM
Go away, troll! :lol:

("U" is the next letter.)

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 03:41 PM
To KROW: Do you like a lot of limes in your mojitos, you universal twat?

To Sewer Bull: You are the weakest link! Good bye!

XERO
08-19-2008, 03:44 PM
Why didn't you wake me up, Vanessa Anne Hudgens?!

Sewer Bull
08-19-2008, 03:49 PM
Go away, troll! :lol:

("U" is the next letter.)

S T (F) U:

You're all terribly unfunny David Spade wannabies.

You fail, X-Rated Movie Starlet.

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:54 PM
All you whistlepants can kiss my emus! Now which yodeling yahoo is next?

XERO
08-19-2008, 03:56 PM
That would be me, Zoinkaholic!

KROW
08-19-2008, 03:57 PM
I kinda figured as much, ass munch!

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 03:57 PM
DUDES this is SUPPOSED to be a CONVERSATION. Y'all are beret-wearing noodleheads.

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:01 PM
Well, converse then, catatonic supersonic chronic!

KROW
08-19-2008, 04:01 PM
Yeah, dolphin dork!

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:03 PM
Who asked you, Ever-Shut-The-Heck-Up machine?

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:04 PM
I'm waiting for a response to my mojito comment, thank you very much frosty football flinger.

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:07 PM
You're gonna have to wait longer then, Go-Go clown.

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:08 PM
Why, hamster hugger?

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:15 PM
It's in the script, Icky Ickinson.

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:17 PM
Crap...I didn't get a copy of the script. Can I borrow yours, Jar-Jar Binks Boy?

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:26 PM
KROW burned it, K-Mart Shopper.

Spike Spiegel
08-19-2008, 04:32 PM
Then make a new one, you lecherous leech of a loser!

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:34 PM
Who be you, Mr. Magoo?

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:34 PM
Dammit, the printer's on the fritz again. You'll have to write it out by hand, Naruto Nerd.

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:37 PM
Only if you use your chakra, ox nipples.

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:39 PM
I left my chakra in my other pants. What's wrong with using YOUR chakra, pimply tuna maggot?

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:42 PM
My chakra's so powerful, it makes chi look like pixie dust, quail trail.

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 04:44 PM
Be honest. You say "chakra" but you mean "gas", don't you, rutilated pirate scourge?

XERO
08-19-2008, 04:52 PM
And by gas, you mean your breath, sucker?

Evenstar227
08-19-2008, 05:03 PM
And by "breath" you mean "your mom", right, Tropical Depression Fitzgerald?

...

XERO
08-19-2008, 05:08 PM
And by 'my mom', you mean your funeral, right, unidentified forking object?

Evenstar227
08-20-2008, 05:09 PM
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first, vampiric ricecake.

Bigfoot
08-20-2008, 11:13 PM
Let's see if I can join in this fun an call you all a bunch of Wankers.

Jester
08-21-2008, 12:15 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/Whatareweon.jpg

Oh yeah!

Shaddup you xenophobic xylophone enthusiast!!

Evenstar227
08-21-2008, 09:25 AM
Hey! Yellow-bellied sapsucker! You don't like it, the door's right there! Be sure to pick up a complimentary after-dinner mint on your way out!

XERO
08-22-2008, 03:20 PM
Guess's who's back, zinc-puker!

Evenstar227
08-22-2008, 03:24 PM
You'll have to play with yourself (snicker) unless someone else comes along, android lackey. I gotta blow this popstand! (Am already late leaving...:x)

XERO
08-22-2008, 03:31 PM
That's not all you're blowing, bowling ball-head.

(I snickered at the 'play with yourself', too. :lol:)

Evenstar227
08-23-2008, 10:00 PM
If you're referring to the Cheez Whiz incident, I've been instructed by my attorney to reply, "no comment", you coiffed carpet...bagger.

KROW
08-23-2008, 11:30 PM
Are you dribbling dingoheads keeping me out of the loop on purpose?

Evenstar227
08-23-2008, 11:34 PM
You had to be there, echocardiogrammarian.

XERO
08-24-2008, 08:50 PM
I was, fanny pak wearer.

Evenstar227
08-25-2008, 08:20 AM
Was I talking to you, geodesic dome-head?

XERO
08-27-2008, 09:26 PM
Hardly, hiccup pup.

Jester
08-27-2008, 09:29 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Jesterangelo/Whatareweon.jpg
Oh, I'm back idiotic eaters of old trousers.

Evenstar227
08-28-2008, 01:45 PM
Did you remember to bring the beer this time, jumpsuit avenger?

XERO
08-28-2008, 08:46 PM
No beer for me, kangaroo jackass.

Jester
08-28-2008, 08:56 PM
Shut your gob, you limey lobotomized lobster.

XERO
08-28-2008, 08:58 PM
Make me, magnetic mucus molester.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:05 PM
Now that's just rude, you narcissistic narcoleptic nincompoop!

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:07 PM
I know, ozone layer slayer.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:10 PM
http://www.turner.com/planet/static/graphics/villains.gif
And darn proud, pollution hating eco-brat!

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:18 PM
At least I get a Planeteer ring, Q-bert.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:21 PM
Yeah, but sadly you got "Heart." How lame are you, Ricket-infested roach eater.

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:24 PM
It's a lot better than 'rectum', shallow shadow.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:28 PM
When die "Rectum" become a power ring, Tremendous terd tosser.

(Geek mode: Oddly enough either in the Old Testament world or in the King James world, never quite figured which, the "seat of the emotions", which we refer to as "heart", was in fact the bowels, which is basically the rectum. :P)

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:32 PM
The final season, umpire mask-face.

(Touche'. :lol: )

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:41 PM
The more you know, vacuous toffy-nosed malodorous pervert!

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:43 PM
Whatever, washcloth stain.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:44 PM
Why do I end up getting X, Xena impersonator?

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:47 PM
You're outta luck, yuckmouth.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:49 PM
I guess so, ZACH!! Ohhh...sick burn!

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:51 PM
Now you shall perish, Android 18.

Jester
08-28-2008, 09:55 PM
Glad yo got the joke, Booger head doodie face!

*feels like he's five...oh wait...what's the difference?*

XERO
08-28-2008, 09:58 PM
Me, too, Casper.

Jester
08-28-2008, 10:00 PM
I find that racially incentive, Dimwitted dookie brain man. :P

XERO
08-28-2008, 10:12 PM
Do not be judged by the color of your skin... because you're a egghead.

Jester
08-28-2008, 10:15 PM
Touche,' Fartbreath McFartenstein!

XERO
08-28-2008, 10:16 PM
Blasphemy, gelatin debris.

Jester
08-28-2008, 10:23 PM
Silence, horrendously humongous haggis!

XERO
08-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Zip it, iceberg humper.

MadPirateBunny
08-31-2008, 01:19 AM
Can't you two get along, you juggling jerks?

XERO
09-11-2008, 09:25 PM
Apparently not, Kevin Nash stalker.

NightwatchersOnlygirl
09-12-2008, 05:18 AM
Lemon head

Evenstar227
09-12-2008, 08:12 AM
5 minute time out for everyone, you mooks!

XERO
09-12-2008, 11:10 AM
You gotta be kidding, noogie nut.

NightwatchersOnlygirl
09-12-2008, 12:56 PM
Oggy og face

Jester
09-12-2008, 01:25 PM
Boy, this treads needs more Jester, doesn't it putrescent pimple poppers!

Slap-Happy
09-13-2008, 12:16 AM
He's right, this thread does need more Jester, Quippy Quack!

MadPirateBunny
09-13-2008, 11:37 AM
Jester's not the only one out there, Rhinoface!

Slap-Happy
09-13-2008, 03:37 PM
ok, Spider-Sucker!

NightwatchersOnlygirl
09-15-2008, 01:58 AM
Toilet paper brain

Evenstar227
09-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Jester, not only are you an underpaid unicycle-riding Uggnaut, your Casey signature rocks the cantina!!

XERO
09-15-2008, 10:24 PM
What's a cantina, viper diaper?

Evenstar227
09-17-2008, 09:22 AM
Ever watch "Star Wars"? It's where you can grab a Corellian Spiced Ale or hire transportation off Tatooine (or wherever), you Wookiee chew toy.

Leogeddon
09-19-2008, 09:54 PM
Xenophobic Buttmuncher from Mars!

Evenstar227
10-05-2008, 03:13 PM
Are you just gonna spout random alphabetical insults, yellow bellied sapsucker?

Jester
10-05-2008, 03:27 PM
I think I will, Zoological Zombie Zip-necks!

Evenstar227
10-05-2008, 03:51 PM
Fine. Can I just say I am totally jealous of your animated Pedestrian self, Jester the Amazing Animated Archetypal Anime Addict and Avocado Arranger?

XERO
10-07-2008, 08:57 PM
Did ya miss me, bull bunion?

Leogeddon
10-07-2008, 10:47 PM
Not one bit, Cockroach Cobbler. =D

Jester
10-07-2008, 11:21 PM
Is it a bit weak to just use the insult "douche bag," Douche Bags?

Evenstar227
10-08-2008, 09:10 AM
You would know best, ectoplasmic spitwad.

XERO
10-08-2008, 07:27 PM
Well, you made it worse, fruitfly.

Evenstar227
10-10-2008, 09:33 AM
Whatever, goiter-head.

So, Christmas is just around the corner. What do y'all want? I'm going shopping after work.

XERO
11-01-2008, 02:55 PM
Bring me a Dark Knight DVD, ya Harlem Globetrotter.

Mutated Turtle
11-03-2008, 06:52 PM
you like batman? :sleep: icky mc icken stein!

XERO
11-04-2008, 12:22 AM
You like living, jingle hummer?

Evenstar227
11-04-2008, 08:06 AM
Don't forget, krangazoids, Santa knows when you've been bad or good!

Mutated Turtle
11-04-2008, 05:00 PM
what are you talking about lober lang:x

MadPirateBunny
11-04-2008, 05:27 PM
Wouldn't you like to know, Monkey Muncher!

XERO
11-04-2008, 08:20 PM
Not really, nano-nugget.

Evenstar227
11-05-2008, 01:10 PM
All y'all octopus smugglers are getting THESE for Christmas:

http://toddaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cn_action.jpg

:lol: http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif :lol:

Mutated Turtle
11-05-2008, 07:25 PM
you wish! poop poper!

Evenstar227
11-18-2008, 03:46 PM
*I'm* wishing Santa brings me a Brita water filter for my faucet, actually. No Chuck Norris action jeans for me, you quarrelsome Quebecan!

shuriken
12-03-2008, 05:55 PM
But the jeans are made of awesomeness you Rat face!:x

Mutated Turtle
12-03-2008, 05:59 PM
they are not! shivering spit!

shuriken
12-03-2008, 11:23 PM
you are right:(...They are made of awesomeness, denim and the blood of chuck norris himself you little TURD

Jester
12-03-2008, 11:32 PM
That's totally uncalled for, Unitard-wearing Unitarian.

shuriken
12-05-2008, 10:15 PM
My unitards are amazing you vile veal eating villain:evil:.

Evenstar227
12-06-2008, 08:11 PM
Do you have a unibrow to go with your unitards, you wussy clodhopper?

shuriken
12-07-2008, 02:54 PM
No I do not. Now leave my unitard out of this you slimey little xylophagide

XERO
12-09-2008, 10:19 PM
You're a YooHoo nut.

cup-mikey-gertha
12-10-2008, 06:56 PM
As if you're not yuckier than yucky-yuck-yuck!

:dead:

Voltron
12-10-2008, 06:58 PM
Zo, I guess we're too good to follow alphabet any more? Jackasses.

shuriken
12-11-2008, 09:41 PM
Zo, I guess we're too good to follow alphabet any more? Jackasses.

:lol::lol::lol:
so would this be A or Z?
ah what the hell. Who are you calling a jackass you mutant Zebra A-hole.

Jester
12-11-2008, 09:45 PM
Does that mean I have B, Bacon Breathed Booger Eater

Bigfoot
12-11-2008, 09:51 PM
Could be next, cootie covered crotch coated camel camper.

Jester
12-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Sometimes simple is better, Douche Bag!

shuriken
12-11-2008, 10:03 PM
Sometimes is not always you elephant eared, eagle nosed, earthling!

XERO
12-11-2008, 10:04 PM
You took my post, 4-way driver.

Bigfoot
12-11-2008, 10:05 PM
Fine.. Four fingered food flinger..

Ryona
12-11-2008, 10:06 PM
Get in mah belly, you f***ing F***!

:lol:


EDIT: (damnit! Not quick enough on the draw)

Jester
12-11-2008, 10:06 PM
You watch Rachel Ray, Ben, you Gongalla Greeting Goon

XERO
12-11-2008, 10:09 PM
Damn right, hedgehog hangover.

(She's hot!)

Jester
12-11-2008, 10:14 PM
What of Giada, idiotic icometric iguana!

EDIT:
http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/giada_de_laurentiis/giada_de_laurentiis_self_magazine_dec_2008_nOaAGby .sized.jpg

XERO
12-11-2008, 10:22 PM
What the hell's a Giada, Jada?

Jester
12-11-2008, 10:26 PM
Check out the edited post, Kevin-befriending Keister-face.

XERO
12-11-2008, 10:28 PM
I did, Long John Bronze.

Jester
12-11-2008, 10:30 PM
Ah ha, Mr. Monster Master Missile Maker Marble.

cup-mikey-gertha
12-12-2008, 12:58 PM
So, how long have you been a nuthead?

Voltron
12-12-2008, 05:55 PM
Orb sucker.

Jester
12-12-2008, 05:56 PM
Prepubescent Porcupine Plower.

shuriken
12-12-2008, 10:50 PM
Silence! you quivering little quiter.

cup-mikey-gertha
12-15-2008, 07:40 AM
Don't you "silence" me, you ravaging no class punk.

shuriken
12-15-2008, 08:32 PM
Who are you calling a punk you slimey insignificant little Slug :x.

XERO
12-16-2008, 10:31 PM
I think you, Teenage Mucus Nutjob Toothache.

Jester
12-16-2008, 10:32 PM
Well...you're...you're...UGLY!!

XERO
12-16-2008, 10:33 PM
And you're VERY ugly.:P

Jester
12-16-2008, 10:42 PM
Touche' Walrus Washing Waste of Waffles!

Lil G
12-18-2008, 02:47 PM
whatever you yenis with a p.

shuriken
12-18-2008, 05:02 PM
You fail at the alphabet, X comes after W, you xenoblastic Yurnut.

Jester
12-18-2008, 06:24 PM
Zedidiah, you're dumb!

Lil G
12-19-2008, 09:13 PM
You fail at the alphabet, X comes after W, you xenoblastic Yurnut.

i couldnt think of something that started with x you Animal poop!

Ninjinister
12-20-2008, 12:38 AM
Play the game right or not at all, baka!

Ryona
12-20-2008, 03:50 AM
Where's mah moneys, you c*ck-suckin' c*nt!


hmm... A little much?

Ninjinister
12-20-2008, 04:15 AM
Think fast, douche***!
Powerthirst now comes in women!
With preposterous amounts of testosterone!
Preposterone!

(You'll have your money Wednesday... jeez)

shuriken
12-21-2008, 09:50 PM
Hey! You think You're cool with you're little Fugly, fart faced expression , you FAIL!
Not only does Powerthirst come with the unhinged manliness that is Preposterone, but gives you the full out fury of a tornado
that come in Orange flavor.
ORANGADO!

Jester
12-21-2008, 10:05 PM
Who decided to bold the insults you Gigantic sacks of Gargantuan Garbage!
Also, I prefer Brawndo, because Brawndo has what plants crave: Electrolytes!

XERO
12-21-2008, 10:11 PM
What the hell are you hellions talking about???:|

shuriken
12-21-2008, 10:21 PM
Idiot! How dare you interupt the conversation that would determine energy drink superiority!

XERO
12-21-2008, 10:23 PM
What the hell is this jackass talking about?

shuriken
12-21-2008, 10:35 PM
Nothing ok... freaking karaoke singing killjoy.

XERO
12-21-2008, 10:38 PM
... What the hell is this lung disease talking about???

shuriken
12-21-2008, 10:49 PM
Someone here is really confused huh, you mindnumbingly moronic meanie.

Mutated Turtle
12-21-2008, 11:02 PM
your the one confused you NAGGING NOOB!

Ninjinister
12-21-2008, 11:03 PM
God, what a nutscratcher. I can't live without my daily dose of PowerThirst, PowerThirst Light (which is saturated by capturing actual UV rays in a can), and/or Brawndo. Can't you just let us discuss in peace? GODBERRY FOREVER!

XERO
12-21-2008, 11:20 PM
What the hell is O'Doyle from Billy Madison talking about?!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 08:48 AM
Take the time to read the entire conversation, you putrid poopsniffing pork rind!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 08:59 AM
So there are more energy drink funnesses I have not seen? Thanks for telling me this sooner, you quivering blobs of quiescent mindgoo! I could have been mightily entertained by now!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 09:12 AM
Your fault for not having a computer and checking in on the weekends, you Rick-Rolling refried bean!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 09:28 AM
I'll have you know I stopped by the Drome yesterday, which was SUNDAY and part of the WEEKEND, you stromboli-packing, Smurf-kissing strumpet!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 09:30 AM
Well good for you, train-derailing turdmonkey! You should have seen all of the fun back then, then!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 09:32 AM
Where was the fun, huh, übernerd? Huh? Huh?

XERO
12-22-2008, 01:22 PM
What the hell is 'Viva La Ham!' talking about?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 01:40 PM
Aren't you an impatient wanker?

XERO
12-22-2008, 01:46 PM
What the hell is this XXX-Rated pirate talking about?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 01:59 PM
Yak butter here sounds like such a broken record....

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:01 PM
Well, forgive me for being repetitive, Zinc mist.

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 02:13 PM
All is forgiven, alligator tickler. My Christmas prezzie to you.

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:15 PM
Butt out, butt munch!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 02:17 PM
Fine! Good thing I kept the receipt, cootie collector!

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:19 PM
We don't take kindly to receipt keepers around here, dagnaggit!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 02:23 PM
"We" nuthin'...this is MY thread, you errant jaywalker! :P

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:25 PM
And this is my car, Krap Moe Dee!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 02:26 PM
Knock it off or I'll knock you out, lion lusting loser!

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:29 PM
What the hell is man cheeks talking about? :P

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 02:32 PM
I'm not sure, but what the shell do you have against the letters E, F, G, H, I, and J, you n00b? I don't think I've ever seen anyone skip so many! :P

XERO
12-22-2008, 02:37 PM
Must've misread the post... which means I can redeem myself...

You frail...

... gooey...

... holy holey...

... ignorant jabroni!!!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 02:59 PM
What's a jabroni, you... wait, what are we on, now?

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:02 PM
I've got the big O, you orphaned orangutang. Next poster gets P!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 03:04 PM
All right, you portly puking punks! Stop being so confusing!

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:07 PM
Tchah, you could've totally quoted Casey from TMNT I ("purse-grabbing pukes"), you quibbling toerag!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 03:11 PM
Sor-ry, ya railriding retread!

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:11 PM
Really, Ranger Joe?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 03:12 PM
I already did "R", sped.

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:16 PM
Double post incident, tough puff.

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:19 PM
You guys post fast, uniformed doofuses.

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:26 PM
It's all in the mind, vain stain.

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:30 PM
Are you trying to do a Jedi Mind Trick on me, Wilford Brimley? Well, it WON'T WORK!

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:33 PM
May the horse be with you, X Lacks.

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:38 PM
Did you know you can add an endorsement to cover a pleasure horse on your insurance policy, yuppie scum? Is that something you should look into? :P

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:40 PM
Can't I insure the cow instead, zombie Steve?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 03:41 PM
Hey, Assbutt, I'm not a zombie!

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:47 PM
What the hell is buttass talking about?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 03:51 PM
My name is Steve(n), crapcakes.

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 03:58 PM
Parentheses in a name? Were your parents hippies, Dumpster diver?

XERO
12-22-2008, 03:59 PM
Go back in your cage, ewe.

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 04:10 PM
^ Is a sheep really an insult, flippin' freak?

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 04:16 PM
Did you just use an arrow in here, Gnu Kid on the Block?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 04:18 PM
What if I felt like merging all of the games I frequent together, horsebutt?

Evenstar227
12-22-2008, 04:20 PM
Who died and made you a mod, you impish gimpy pimp?

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 04:22 PM
Not a mod, but a GOD, jingle jaws!

XERO
12-22-2008, 04:41 PM
Kratos, is that you?!

shuriken
12-22-2008, 09:23 PM
Ha, real perceptive lizard lips.

Ryona
12-22-2008, 11:18 PM
Shut yo' mouth, muthahfackah!

Ninjinister
12-22-2008, 11:26 PM
Not on your life, you nitpickin' nudist.

MadPirateBunny
12-23-2008, 09:39 AM
JUst leave it alone, you obnoxious octopus!

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 10:31 AM
Make me, Pseudo Pikachu!
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3797/s1050042ih1.jpg

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 01:22 PM
Be honest: you snuggle up with that ersatz Pokémon at night, DON'T YOU, you questionable quack?

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 01:45 PM
No, retarded-thinking ruffian. I only go for the real deal!

Leogeddon
12-23-2008, 01:49 PM
Hey, this coming from a STUPID piece of **** from a St. Bernard's special spot??? (sorry couldn't think of much S's to use, I was working on R but was beaten, so this is the edit)
YOU ******* PIECE OF **** FROM **** MOTHER**** ********* ****** *** CENSORED!!!

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 01:53 PM
What are you trying to say, turdburglar? Too many asterisks....

Leogeddon
12-23-2008, 01:57 PM
You're an underhanded villain who can't come up with the right tools to help himself underswipe his underness in the underworld!

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 03:46 PM
What vile, vermin-infested vituperation is this villainous village idiot voicing?

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 04:03 PM
No clue, ya wang wranglin' worm!

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 04:05 PM
I think you made a Freudian slip, XXX-rated xenophobe!

Mutated Turtle
12-23-2008, 04:09 PM
who cares! yooper pooper!:x

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 04:11 PM
Hey, just because I'm a Yooper doesn't mean you can use it as an insult, you zithering idiot!

Mutated Turtle
12-23-2008, 04:13 PM
oh really alergic apple!

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 04:20 PM
Dang skippy, barf-breath bum!

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 04:31 PM
Hey cootiebutt, what Freudian slip are you referring to?

Mutated Turtle
12-23-2008, 04:34 PM
i dont know what your talking about dog butt kisser!

Evenstar227
12-23-2008, 04:38 PM
Hey cootiebutt, what Freudian slip are you referring to?

Then again, maybe this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Wang) is what you meant was getting wrangled, egalitarian eggplant!

i dont know what your talking about dog butt kisser!

I'm not surprised, elephant eavesdropper!

XERO
12-23-2008, 11:14 PM
Quit flappin' yo gums, flapjack!

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 11:23 PM
Eat a chode, gorilla guts!

XERO
12-23-2008, 11:25 PM
Lick a toad, helicopter fuel.

Ninjinister
12-23-2008, 11:27 PM
I'd like to see you try to make me, Ice of the Vanilla!

XERO
12-23-2008, 11:29 PM
Don't tempt me, Jon of the Lil'.

Mutated Turtle
12-29-2008, 02:47 PM
i will tempt you kangaroo kluts!

Evenstar227
12-29-2008, 02:59 PM
So was Santa good to you lot of lizard linguists?

Ninjinister
12-30-2008, 11:52 AM
Indeed he was, monkey muncher!

Evenstar227
12-30-2008, 12:15 PM
Are you going to elaborate, or just leave it at that mysterious remark, n00b saibot?

Ninjinister
12-30-2008, 12:19 PM
I got everything I had requested, Onaga orifice!