Newbie here!!

[Hot Rod 350]

What's goin on here at the technodrome? I've heard many excellent things about this site so I figured to give it a whirl.

[RaphRockz]

Welcome Hot Rod 350, enjoy your stay here. Simply putting, got something tmnt ya wanna talk about post it, as long as you comply to the rules here. and dont do any non productive spamming.

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[Hot Rod 350]

I think I can do that, thanks for the info Raph!!!!

[RaphRockz]

sure thing Hot Rod, have fun.

[RaphRockz]

you may have better luck at fitting in than i do.

[azure turtle]

Hi Hot Rod! Welcome to the Technodrome, one of the best TMNT sites on the net (thanks to Krang and Shredder :wink:

[Hot Rod 350]

thanks azure for the comfort. I'll watch out. BTW, whats the rpg thing about? like a tmnt story with people adding onto it?

[azure turtle]

Ah yes, the TMNT RPG is an ongoing story with members playing the parts of the characters. We roleplay using those characters to create some sort of story. There are currently two RPG's going on, so if you'd like to join, make sure to talk to Kali or Coolmike. I don't know which characters have been taken, but if the roster is full, you could always create your own character (like I did). It's a lot of fun! You should give it a whirl.

[Hot Rod 350]

hmm......I got a character in mind right now.

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, Hot Rod! Glad to have another fan of the TMNT join us!

Don't listen to Azure, he's crazy! :wink: :lol:

[azure turtle]

Hey!! I ain't crazy!! :eyemouth:
Well, okay, maybe a little....

[Machias Banshee]

:grin: :lol:

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure has a pretty cool character. it's Frost isnt it? He sounds wicked.

[Nunchucker]

Hey! Why did no one mention me????

Welcome Hot Rod, Sadly I am the only Leo fan to be found here. I hope you enjoy your life sentence... (Urm did I say that or think it?).....Stay with us.

Hey everyone! Does this mean we get to throw another party? :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

a party for me? Lil ol Hot Rod? don't waste the time.

[azure turtle]

Thanks for the compliment, Hot Rod!
And hi, Nun! How can we forget about you? You're the newest "owner" of Leo-clone..
*shudders*
Another party! The last one we threw for you, Nun, turned out to be one heck of a party...and I think it's still going :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

yup, 34 pages and counting...

[Nunchucker]

Is it? I should get over there! *Phazes away all star trekkie style*

[RaphRockz]

Hey, it's been about a month since the last party, time for another.

[Hot Rod 350]

ooh a party. Like turtle decorations, cake, music, and of course PIZZA

[Nunchucker]

You've got it Hot Rod!

Hey! Can we bring the clones? Mine needs an airing, he is starting to pong!

[azure turtle]

Oh, I love pizza! Such a delicious treat!
*starts passing out TMNT party favors*
Let the fun begin!
*puts his COOTS tape into a boom box and does the happy dance*

[Nunchucker]

Wait wait! I'll get the goodies! Yeah! *Runs off in a goodies crazed manner*

[Hot Rod 350]

wait azure, Monte got a aiwa system in the trunk. Let's wire this baby in for some real sound.

[azure turtle]

Awright! Looks like this party is ready to roll!
*starts to sing "Coming out of Our Shells"*

[Hot Rod 350]

*monte fires up his 86 SS and pulls in letting his 350 V-8 with Flowmasters roar.*

Hey azure, come help me get these big speakers and subwoofers outta this trunk.

[Machias Banshee]

wow...

*brings out spam and cheese plate*

:grin:

[azure turtle]

Ooooh!
*takes some spam and cheese*
Totally tubular!
*runs off to help Hot Rod*

[Hot Rod 350]

What kinda pizza do we want? Dominos, pizza hut, papa johns? How about we call all the places for pizza?

[Machias Banshee]

papa gino's! :grin:

[Nunchucker]

*Runs back in with goodies and party hats*

Hey everyone I brought Leo-clone along! Hope no one minds. *Sits back* I've been thinking about cloning Blane :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

Gotta love delivery pizza!!!!! *orders about 65 pizzas*

[Machias Banshee]

Well, we'll definitely have enough pizza for a few days...

[Hot Rod 350]

yeppers, we can try moldy pizza! anyone here got us an NES so we can play the classics.

[Machias Banshee]

Nun, you didnt give Leo mike's pizza crav-

LeoClone: PIZZA!!!!!!

Ummm... i guess not...

[Hot Rod 350]

*wires up the speakers, amp, and subwoofers and nearly busts the glass playing "sing about it"

[azure turtle]

Oh dear....
Hey Nun, you're gonna clone Blane?!
Hmm......maybe I should clone Frost :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

Frost....Monte would like to meet this dude.

[Nunchucker]

The clones are taking over! doody doody doody do!

[Hot Rod 350]

I was warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

they are??? uh oh, i dont wanna get caught by them for the stuff i did to Kali and Azure... :eek:

[Hot Rod 350]

can we kill these clones or are they party animals?

[azure turtle]

AHHHHHHH! No, not the clones!!!
*runs around in circles*

[Nunchucker]

:eek: And I missed it.

Aghhhhhhh 11pm. My eyes feel like they are about to drop out of my head and roll across the floor!

[Hot Rod 350]

PARTY ON DUDES AND DUDETTES

[Machias Banshee]

its the 'living in a fishbowl' one...

[Hot Rod 350]

*Pizza power, a flying saucer.....*

good tunes!!!!

Pizza's ready.

[azure turtle]

Oy, are you gonna head off for bed, Nun? Aww, and the party was just gettin' started. :sad:

[Machias Banshee]

stay a while longer... *puppy dog eyes*

[Hot Rod 350]

It's the new turbo ginsu.....

(tosses a pizza)

it dices.....it slices...and makes french fries in three different.....

[Nunchucker]

I'll try to stay. But if I pass out just give me a poke. Up half the night with fanfics dancing through my head.

No dirty ideas you lot!

((just popped back to nuke the typos))

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[Machias Banshee]

ohhh....dangit! just kidding. :smile:

[Hot Rod 350]

Hey, who wants pizza?

[Nunchucker]

You know I get most of my ideas when I walk Anastasia to Pre-school. No wonder the other moms think I'm weird!

[Machias Banshee]

i think of a lot of stuff when i'm in class... miss my notes, but i get good story ideas! :goofygri:

[Hot Rod 350]

We were suppose to write a story, anything we wanted to. I was gonna do a tmnt story but no ideas came to me. I failed that assignment

[azure turtle]

*takes a slice of pizza*
Ah, delicious! Thanks, Hot Rod!
*grabs a broom from the corner of the room*
Hey Nun, I'll poke ya if you start to pass out!
*waves his broom around enthusiastically*

[Nunchucker]

Touch me with that icky broom and I'll place it somewhere hard to reach! Brooms are connected to Housework

I have a feeling Leo hates me, after all I ran him down with a car and then stuck him in hospital with a pregant women. Prue evil! I'm giving some thought to shooting him as well! :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

a broom isnt effective enough

*hands a katana over*

poke her with that

[Machias Banshee]

Oh man!~ I still want to see the part where carrie is screaming about how she hates all men and puts leo through heck! :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

Awwww.........
*tosses the broom aside*
*looks around the room, and picks up a can of spam*
Hey Nun! If you pass out, can I poke you with this instead???
And now I'm starting to feel sorry for poor LeoC. But hey, he's a clone, and most importantly, he's YOUR clone. Do with him what you will :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

so sad when u can't control your own clone

[Nunchucker]

mmmmm spam *Drools*

I will get that chapter up Machias (Spelling?) But Mikey is being a pain and won't write right! Sometimes I don't even understand myself. *Stuffs face with Pizza*

[Machias Banshee]

Mike ALWAYS does what i tell him... :grin:

[Hot Rod 350]

gotta leave for awhile

have fun!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

bye!!! :smile:

[azure turtle]

Ack! I've been online for too long. Time for me to depart the Technodrome once more.
*weeps*
But I shall return! Mark my word!
*waves farewell to Machias, Nun, and Hot Rod*
Good luck with the fics, Nun!
A final welcome to the Technodrome for ya, Hot Rod!
And Machias......try not to get into trouble while I'm gone!! :razz:
Peace out.

[Machias Banshee]

aw man!!!! now who can i snipe puddin balloons at now???

*eyes Nun evilly*

[Nunchucker]

I gotta go to folks! Parrots to see to in the morning, ducks to let out and a child to feed!

Bbbyyyyyyyyeeeee

*plip*

[Machias Banshee]

sheesh i'm all alone now :cry:

[Hot Rod 350]

guess who?

[SPEEd]

I'm here.

[Kali]

Gah! Man, I missed a big chunk of party!

[SPEEd]

That stinks! I miss it too!

[azure turtle]

Heh.....I'm sure the party'll pick up again. :smile:

[SPEEd]

I hope so. I about to leave though. Maybe tomorrow!

[Kali]

*looks around* Hmm... do we have any cake left?

[azure turtle]

*looks around*
Where? Where? We had cake?
*starts to sniff around all the empty pizza boxes*

[Kali]

*frowns* I had pizza LAST night. Ooh, we still have Cini-sticks! *runs to get them*

[azure turtle]

I just had a slice of cheese pizza as part of my dinner :grin:
Cini-sticks? Where? Where?
*starts to sniff around the empty pizza boxes again*

[Machias Banshee]

You mean these???
*holds up cinistix box8

You'll have to catch me!!!

*Runs away, laughing maniacally*

[Hot Rod 350]

woohoo, I be backkkkkk, let's get this party into overdrive.

[Kali]

Actually, I meant in real life, and I already ate them. (They were yummy!) But what the heck... *chases after Machias*

[azure turtle]

Hey! That's not fair!
*pouts*
*chases after Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

heeheehee!

*climbs a tree and pulls one out of the box*

mmmmm..... yummy :grin:

*floats box down to the ground for Azure and Kali, in order to be nice for once* :wink:

[azure turtle]

*rejoices*
Ohh.......tasty!
*takes a cinni-stick and happily munches away*
Thankee, Machias! :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

* jumps out of tree*

not a prob... whatcha guys up to?

[Kali]

*shrugs* I just got here.

[Hot Rod 350]

I left this party....twice

[azure turtle]

Me? I'm taking a break before writing up a pre-lab report for my chem lab tomorrow. Oodles of fun......not really. :wink:

[Hot Rod 350]

I have work to do but I dont wanna do it.

[Machias Banshee]

I had to do that for botany. :sick: no fun at all! :razz:

[azure turtle]

Botany? I'd probably end up sampling all the plants. Part of being a turtle :grin:
And I agree with Kali....I don't wanna do work tonight, but I must.
*pouts*

[Machias Banshee]

Well, i'm FINALLY getting my next chapter done. It might be a wrapper upper, but i dont know yet...

[Kali]

Uh, Hot Rod said he didn't want to work. But hell, neither do I.

[Machias Banshee]

Who does?!

[Hot Rod 350]

let's go on strike!!!!!!!!

[azure turtle]

Uh, Hot Rod said he didn't want to work. But hell, neither do I.

Ooops! My bad! Ugh.....I think the stress is starting to affect my eyeballs. Do I look okay to you? :sick:

[Machias Banshee]

Youre looking a little blue...
*warning bad pun*

[Kali]

*snicker @ Machias* Come closer, azure, let me get a better look at you.

[Hot Rod 350]

your eyes look dialated or however u spell it

[Machias Banshee]

Have you been eating more of those drugged donuts that i--i mean, someone left out?

[azure turtle]

Hey, I am blue! Blue as the day I was born!
*fights the temptation to bap Machias*
Hmmm....I think I need to sleep more.
*walks up to Kali*
So, what't the diagnosis, doc?

[Kali]

*looks at azure critically, then circles him* Hmmm....

*kisses his beak* You look FINE!

[azure turtle]

:eek: Gah....!
Well.....uh.......
*blushes crimson*
.....thanks, I guess.......:oops:

[Machias Banshee]

OOOOoooooOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

*makes smoochie sounds*

[azure turtle]

Hey, what do you know about those doughnuts....
*arches an eyebrow at Machias*

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure be a ladies man!!!

[azure turtle]

Can't.....fight.....the temptation!
*baps Machias*
*snickers and runs for his life*

[Machias Banshee]

nothing!
*starts to sneak away from the sexy and irate blue-hued turtle*

OW! everyone keeps hitting the same spot! Im gonna have a giant bruise on my a-

Get back here, you lil' wyrm!!!
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[Kali]

*giggles* We just like the color he turns when he blushes.

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure, you need to be a gentleturtle to these ladies.

[azure turtle]

*pauses*
Dude, Hot Rod! You got no idea what these ladies have put me through since getting here....
*thinks for a moment*
Let's see.....there's that pink lingerie incident, the paintball fight, the hairy lobster incident, the "101 things to do with an unconcious turtle" incident,....
*continues babbling*

[Kali]

Ladies? As in good natured, delicate flowers of the fairer gender? *falls over laughing*

[Hot Rod 350]

hmm...you seem to be an Xtreme turtle

[Machias Banshee]

ROTFLMAO *daintily* :grin:

[Hot Rod 350]

is it true that azure gets crazy after a few cold ones?

[azure turtle]

"Delicate and Dainty" indeed. More like Venus Fly Traps......dangerous.
*runs from any bappage*

[Machias Banshee]

*baps Azure with powderpuff*

[Kali]

After a few cold ones? Nah, that's Leo-clone. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

donuts or cider? *falls over laughing*

[azure turtle]

Powderpuff!! How dare you!! And no, I am not crazy! SOMEONE put something in those doughnuts.
*glares at Machias*

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure, you know they just wanna be your friend

[Kali]

Oh, he knows that, we're just playing.

[Machias Banshee]

*sweatdrop*
nice turtle.. umm.. oh crap!
*makes a break for it*

[azure turtle]

Oh yes, I'm sure :grin: Heh heh......you'll see what I mean 'bout Venus Flytraps once you've been around here as long as I have.
*runs from any more powderpuff bappage*

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure in pink lingerie? How much did he have to drink?

[Machias Banshee]

*baps Azure with lipstick and then runs for it*

:grin: hehehe...

[Hot Rod 350]

haha. Does a blue turtle deserved to be bapped with lipstick?

[Kali]

He didn't drink, he ate drugged doughnuts. I woke up in an "I'm with stupid" shirt and leather underwear.

[azure turtle]

Lipstick?! How dare you!! And it clashes with my blue skin!!
*chases after Machias*
Oh, and I didn't drink anything, Hot Rod! A certain SOMEONE spiked some doughnuts I ate...come back here, Machias!!
*takes out his Donatello squirt gun still filled with mustard*

[Machias Banshee]

i already powdered him, next time i'll get him with eyeliner... :evilgrin:


No! NOt Mustard! *throws hairy puddin-covered lobstertail at Azure*

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[Hot Rod 350]

no drinks and in pink lingerie? hmm.......go get em Azure

[azure turtle]

Hardly!!
*fires dijon mustard at Machias*

[Hot Rod 350]

I got some old Hot onion mustard in my SS, want it?

[Machias Banshee]

NO dont give it to him! I'll take it!
*takes hot mustard gun*

Do ya feel lucky, turtle? well do ya punk?

*squirts hot mustard at Azure*

[Hot Rod 350]

she made me give it to he azure.

[Machias Banshee]

and now i shall nail all of you! hahahahaaaaa!

*sprays hot mustard everywhere, whilst keeping an eye out for danger*

[azure turtle]

*gets covered in mustard*
Ah! The horror of it all! And I don't even have a sandwhich to enjoy all this mustard....
Okay, time to switch strategies.
*runs to the carton of mangoes*
Heh heh....
*throws mangoes at Machias*

[Hot Rod 350]

*dives out a window shattering it to avoid the old mustard and cuts my head*

AAHHHHHHHH!!!

[azure turtle]

*watches Hot Rod fall out of the building*
Huh, that reminds me of Coolmike. I wonder where he is? He used to always jump out of the buildings.....

[Machias Banshee]

*gets buried under pile of mangoes*

hmhrmhrnhmrhnrnmhnmrhnmhr!

~under the mango pile world with Machias Banshee~

This cant get any worse...unless... *looks at Kali suspiciously*

[Hot Rod 350]

at least it was a short fall *watches blood drip from his brow*

[Kali]

What? What would I do? *looks down* ****! I'm still wearing the stuff SC put me in! *runs to change*

[azure turtle]

Ewww......at least Coolmike didn't bleed.
*tosses Hot Rod a towel*
Hmmmm....
*eyes the moving pile of mangoes*
:evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

much obligied azure

*opens trunk of SS and brings out some old TMNT toys*

anyone wanna play???????

[Machias Banshee]

hmmpmmmhhhd frmmnnrrhrr!

~help me out frok under here before Kali comes back with the clones!!!~ :eek:

[azure turtle]

*jumps into the mango pile*
This is fun!!

[Hot Rod 350]

*hears info of clones and puts toys back up and slams the trunk*

[Kali]

*walks in, all changed and clean, with Raph-clone*

Raph-clone: Okay, so where's the party?

[Machias Banshee]

NNOOOOOO!!!!!

reaches and grabs Azure's a--uh, leg :goofygri:

help me! i wont be able to escape Splinter's wrath by myself!! *Pleading look in her eyes*

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[azure turtle]

*sits up from underneath the mangoes*
Uh oh......too late.

[Hot Rod 350]

*hot rod walks back in with a bloody towel*

I thought we had some party gear in the trunk but it wasn't there.

[azure turtle]

:lol: Why'd you stick your tongue out at me???

[Machias Banshee]

Dont you even THINK of blaming me for that!!! :eek: *truly scared now*

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*hikes his thumb at Hot Rod* This the newbie?

Be nice Raph.

[azure turtle]

*tries to walk towards the food, but Machias is still attached to his leg*
Uh......are you gonna let go anytime soon?

[Hot Rod 350]

azure, what have you done?

[azure turtle]

ME?! I didn't do anything!!

[Machias Banshee]

no...not if The clones are coming...

*looks again at bloody towel*

mann....i'm so dead...

[Hot Rod 350]

at least you're not bleeding. I gotta run for some band aids and anesthetics.

*runs out and fires up SS*

[azure turtle]

Hey......you shouldn't be clinging to my leg. Remember, I haven't gotten my revenge yet for that doughnut incident :evilgrin:

[Hot Rod 350]

*hot rod leaves to get the bleeding to stop*

[Machias Banshee]

well, at least the bloody towel will disappear...

*still holding onto Azure's leg*

help me...ummm, uh oh...

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[azure turtle]

*looks down at the ravishing reptile attached to his leg* :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*glares down at Machias* You! What have you done now?

Leave her alone, Raph.

[Machias Banshee]

((why thank you :grin: ))

*lets go of Azure's leg and plops down onto the floor*

well, at least its only Raph and not the others...

*looks up to Raph*
nothing...
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[Hot Rod 350]

(hot rod is at ninja medical pharmacy)

Get me some bandages and peroxide pronto

Ninja pharmacist: sure thing mista

*hot rod gets the stuff and leaves*

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*crosses his arms* Uh huh. And I listen to Leo's lectures.

[azure turtle]

Hey! I can get the others if you'd like them to join the party, Machias!

[Hot Rod 350]

*hot rod pulls back into party zone*

Have I missed anything?

[Machias Banshee]

*crosses her arms defiantly*
What does that have to do with me? Oh, wait sarcasm... eh, you never listen to ayone anyways, why should i listen to you either?
*enjoys being rude to Raph*

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[azure turtle]

Better yet, this is getting interesting.
*runs off to get a lawn chair and some popcorn*
Oooh, this episode of "As the Forum Turns" should be quite entertaining. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

shush you!

*glares defiantly at Raph, thinking of what to say next*

You are always causing trouble and being a general pain in the neck, why cant i???

[Hot Rod 350]

Guess not!!!

Hey azure, this is so dramatic? dont you agree?

[Kali]

Raph-clone: I never told you to do anything, I just asked what you were up to. You're pranking on my girl *points to Kali* I have invested interest in her body, I don't want it harmed.

[azure turtle]

Oh yes! It always gets exciting when things like this happen. Pull up a chair and have some popcorn!
*offers Hot Rod some popcorn*

[Machias Banshee]

sit down and enjoy the torment! :grin:

for a loudmouth, you sure dont say much, do ya, Raphy?

*watches the smoke exiting Raph's 'ears'*

[Hot Rod 350]

no no no, no chairs here. *brings in a couch with a console in the middle*

Let's eat and relax

[Machias Banshee]

jeezum you two! :roll:

*its that time of month!!!*

I dont care what you think, OR what you ask! You just talk out of your shell!

*waits for Raph's head to explode*

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[Kali]

Raph-clone: Actually, I like to let my FISTS do most of the talking.

*tries to hold Raph back* Okay, Raph, don't hit her.

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, listen to your lil' lady Raphael. *smirk*

[Hot Rod 350]

Azure, we male turtles don't have "times of the month" do we?

*reclines my part of the couch*

[azure turtle]

*snickers* :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

NO but I DO!!!

*groan*

[azure turtle]

I sure hope not........

[Kali]

*blinks and lets go of Raph* Have at her, hot stuff.

Raph-clone: Well, all right!

[Machias Banshee]

Hey! ya mind? i'm insulting Raphael here!

*sees Raph advancing*

Doesnt Splinter say never hit a girl???

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[Hot Rod 350]

If we did...(snickers)...the whole world would be in trouble.

*pulls out a 2 liter and 2 glasses of ice*

Thirsty?

[azure turtle]

Ooh, this is going to be good.
*munches on more popcorn*

[Hot Rod 350]

I think there's still a pizza from earlier Azure, want some?

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*narrows his eyes* I don't know, let me go get him so he can tell me again.

[azure turtle]

Sure, don't mind if I do! Thanks!
*takes a glass*

[Machias Banshee]

oh shush! :razz:

*watches Raph advance*

*sigh* I guess that's the only way you do things aint it? bully people and fight? not very smart if you ask me...


*hears Kali- i mean raph, they have the same sounding voices*

nonononono, dont do that! :eek:
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[azure turtle]

Ohh, pizza!
*chows down on his junk food*
Gosh, I wonder if Raph's really gonna hit her? I bet he doesn't do it.

[Hot Rod 350]

*brings in a pizza*

Whoa, gotta love them soaps.

*places pizza in middle console of couch*

Pizza time

[Kali]

Raph-clone:*smirks* Aw, what, is the big bad Banshee afraid? You're standing up to me, but not sensei, eh?

[azure turtle]

I was unconcious the last time something dramatic happened. I always miss the good stuff cuz of small details like spiked doughnuts. Glad I'm hear for this one!
*continues munching popcorn*

[Machias Banshee]

I can handle your wussy pussy A$$, but i- respect Sensei to much. He couldnt catch me if he tried anyway... old rodent.

*man this is fun!!! :grin: *
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Hot Rod 350]

*hears a dramatic fanfare*

I wonder if this will go into commercial, it's getting pretty heated

*munches down on pizza, M&amp;M's, and ice cream*

[azure turtle]

*holds his breath*
Woah, this is getting intense....someone's gonna end up kissing the ground.

[Machias Banshee]

i dont know about the ground , but Raph can go and kiss my ***!

[Hot Rod 350]

*feels leg muscles get tense*

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish they'd hurry up and whoop up on each other.

[Kali]

Raph-clone: He wouldn't be able to catch you? Ha, there's a laugh!

Maybe we should go to a commercial.

[azure turtle]

*snickers*
I don't know 'bout you, Hot Rod, but my money's on the Ravishing one.

[Hot Rod 350]

I got $5 on the ravishing one too!!!

[Machias Banshee]

go whoop yourself!

*looks at Raph defiantly*

Ooh, are you gonna get all Leonardo on me now??? Im scared im scared!

thats pretty sad when the betting favors the ravishing one, aint it raphy?!?!?!

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

Raph-clone: What you need is a good spanking, and I don't mean from Mike!

[Machias Banshee]

Like hell i'd take one from you, pimp turtle!

[Kali]

Hey, you can't talk to my Raph like that! *tackles Machias*

[azure turtle]

*snickers*
Too bad the party had to come to such a confrontation.
*sips his drink*

[Machias Banshee]

*throws Kali off of her*
Go back to the hole you came from, losah!

[Hot Rod 350]

*belches after taking a drink*

Excellent quality entertainment!!!

[azure turtle]

Uh oh........this fight's gonna get ugly.
*sneaks into the kitchen to get some potato chips*

[Kali]

*comes at Machias full fury* Hey, you brought this on yourself!

[Machias Banshee]

*socks Kali in the mouth*

How come wussy boy's not helping out his lady???

[Hot Rod 350]

Spankings!!!!

Hey azure, snag me that salsa and corn chips.

*kicks off shoes*

[Machias Banshee]

Shut up you!

*throws Kali over shoulder*

[Kali]

Raph-clone: Hey, she don't need any help to deal with the likes of you! *sits with the other guys* Pass the chips.

*grabs Machias' hair* You're in for a world of pain!

[azure turtle]

*peeks out from the kitchen and sees the fight*
Interesting.
*tosses Hot Rod his chips and salsa*
*sits back down on his lawn chair and eats potato chips*

[Machias Banshee]

*grabs Kali's hair and yanks like there's no tomorrow*

If any of you guys mrowr or say catfight, i will personally make sure you'll never bae able to have children!

[azure turtle]

*passes Raph the potato chips*
Heh heh. I wasn't planning on having any kids yet....but I won't say anything.

[Kali]

*scratches at Machias' face with her free hand* Aw, let them have their fun.

[Machias Banshee]

Good!
*grabs Kali's pinkie and twists it backwards*

Howd you like that, turtle wench!?

[Hot Rod 350]

I hate to be rude but this turtle is too tired to watch Eastern time zone late night soaps. Keep me posted azure

[azure turtle]

Wow, I've never seen a Kunoichi and a Ravishing Reptile fight. It sounds like something from Celebrity Death Match...
*munches on potato chips*

[Machias Banshee]

comon! im EST, and look at what i'm doing!

*snaps Kali's brastrap*

hey azure, how many people can say theyve seen a ravishing wrestler beat the snot out of a little turtle prick?

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[Kali]

Yow! *punches Machias in the stomach* You're one to talk! Or do I need to remind you of your little fling with Leo and Don!

[azure turtle]

Well, okay, if you gotta miss out on this fight. See ya around, Hot Rod.

[Machias Banshee]

that was a one time fling!

*beotch slaps Kali*

at least i dont bang them every second of the night, making more grunts and groans than a pack of horny dolphinS!!!!

*pushes Kali to the ground*

[Kali]

Oof! Uh huh, well at least my guy can last the entire night! *flips up to her feet*

[Machias Banshee]

*backhands Kali*

At least my turtles thing is long enough to reach!!!

[Kali]

Raph-clone: Hey! Watch it!

*backhands Machias* You have no idea what you're talking about!

[Machias Banshee]

Oh really, then why do i have these pics from mike spying on you guys, huh?!

*holds pix out of reach and kicks Kali in the stomach*

Mr. tinkywinky!~!!!!!

[Kali]

Those have to be doctored! Give me those! *tries to reach up and get the pictures*

[azure turtle]

Well, as much as I'd like to stay and watch this fight, I should get going. Chemistry calls. See you dudettes tomorrow!
*phases out of the thread*

[Kali]

~Buh bye azure!~

[Machias Banshee]

*tosses pics in Kalis face and sweeps her feet*

Theyre real, and we still have the negatives!

*tries to stomp Kali*

bye azure! nOw for some real fun! :evilgrin:

Speechless i see! is raph feeling 'inadequate'? :lol:

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[Kali]

*rolls out of the way and stands* I don't know what're you're trying to pull, but it ain't working!

*Splinter-clone suddenly appears and baps both girls with his walking stick* End this childish behavior now!

[Machias Banshee]

Ow!

*rolls away, holding her head*

How the hell did you get here and what the hell was that- oh crap! :eek:

*hopes he doesnt read Raph's earlier suggestion*

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[Kali]

Splinter-clone:*looks down at Machias* I thought I told you to stay out of trouble.

Raph-clone: Get her sensei!

Splinter-clone:*turns to Raph* And I see you're not doing anything to stop this. Now what caused this?

[Machias Banshee]

*points at Raph and Kali*

They started it!

(speechless i see, too bad! :evilgrin: )
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[Kali]

Raph-clone:*stands up* No way! She's the one who started it, with all her pranks! I'm just trying to defend myself and Kali!

Splinter-clone:*raises an eyebrow* Just as you were defending her now?

Raph-clone: ...

[Machias Banshee]

*points finger at Raph*

HA!! stupid turtle....

[Kali]

Splinter-clone:*baps Machias* You should know better than to anger Raphael. OR Kali.

*stand up and dusts off* Ah, I was going easy on her. And I gotta get off, so we'll see you. *walks off with Raph*

(And a note to those who read this, we're just playing! This wasn't a real fight!)

[Machias Banshee]

oh come on, Splinter, I can handle my self quite well in a fight! I know YOU probly dont give a darn, but i Sure do!

*oohh, i am asking for it!!!*

[Kali]

Splinter-clone: I know you can defend yourself, but they are out of your league. They are warriors who rarely pull punches, and I know they were both doing so tonight. I simply do not wish you to be hurt.

[Machias Banshee]

Quit babying me, Splinter, i can fight just as well as the rest of them!

I'm so sick of your mothering! treat me just like you would everyone else! You treat me like a child!

*If youre going up the creek, might as well enjoy the ride!*

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[Kali]

Splinter-clone: That is because you continue to act like one!

[Machias Banshee]

bull! You see those two screwing around and you dont say anything! :mad: *defiant scowl on her face*

Besides, you allow the turtles to act childish! i dont see you treating them like kids! *defiant stance*

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