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A little *too* Raph
02-17-2009, 07:48 PM
I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning, and they were talking about how Bob named his furniture back in the day. Now, I love puns so I've been thinking about this all day and came up with some of my own.

Ones from Bob and Tom:

Coucho Marx
Dame Judy Bench
Fred A Chair
Clark Table
Robert Plant
Courtney Loveseat
Jabba the Hutch

Ones I came up with:

M Nightstand Shyamalan
Tony Scale
Terrance Shower
Sean Vanity
Louis Futon
Jennifer Love Hewlett-Packard
Kristin Dell

So here's the deal. Name a piece of furniture or appliance or any household item. Follow the same general formula, and if someone names an item, it can still be renamed. Lets see what you got!

Should the people's names be listed beside the furniture names?

02-18-2009, 03:14 PM
All I've come up with so far is Tony Credenza (Danza). o_O

Jabba the Hutch


Louis Futon
Jennifer Love Hewlett-Packard


02-18-2009, 04:35 PM

Mark... iMacLemore? Fiona Applecomputer? Desker Fletcher? Officechairface Chippendale? Keithboard Carradine?

I don't know... I'm a wee bit frazzled. Just looking at random objects here at work >.<

02-18-2009, 04:40 PM
I tried doing this yesterday and was having a hard time...

I have a hard time with celebrity pop culture, so I end up with...


Still can't do it...


02-18-2009, 07:39 PM
Mr. Beanbag.

02-18-2009, 10:04 PM
Benicio Del Toilet
Harvey Keitable
Tobey McMicrowave
Justin Longbed
Arnold Shwarzecouch

02-19-2009, 07:07 AM
DVD Roth
Jane Shower Curtain
Arsenio Hall Closet
Welcome Mat Damon
Farrah Bathroom Faucet
Mike Pliers
Lieutenant Clock
Jack Black & Decker Dust Buster Keaton

A little *too* Raph
02-19-2009, 09:33 AM
Mr. Beanbag.

If I still had a beanbag I'd soooo name it that

Arsenio Hall Closet

Haha, reminds me of Christopher WalkIn Closet

Mike Pliers

great :lol:

02-24-2009, 06:29 PM
Okay, I think I got one...

T.V. Tray Leno!

A little *too* Raph
02-25-2009, 06:58 AM
most excellent, bigfoot!

I guess he would be friends with T.V. Wonder :D

02-25-2009, 06:04 PM
Reuben Cupboard
Chyna Cabinet
Paper Shredder

03-26-2009, 09:22 AM
Jill filecabinet. That's all I got right now.

03-26-2009, 10:11 AM
Howard Stearns and Foster
Stephen King-size bed
Francis Scott Keyboard
Nightstand Lee
Donny Ottoman

03-28-2009, 10:39 AM
James Mcfridge
Dexter D Desk

(All I can think of for the moment.)