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Lil G
05-03-2009, 08:14 AM
As some people here at the drome may know I rap. I started rapping about a year ago and started recording about half a year ago. When I record I use a free program called Audacity, and sometimes use Auto Tune and other plugins to make my voice sound a little more better. I do all my songs alone with no help from anybody, effects and all. Here are some of the songs I have made:

Understand (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/-KJpo0Ji/lil-g-understand/)

King Of Rap Music (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/r3dtLdxh/lil-g-king-of-rap-music/)

Conglomerate Freestyle (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/5QXmjsQw/lil-g-conglomerate-freestyle/)

Trix Are For Kids (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/UbQ8jt0u/lil-g-trix-are-for-kids/)

Please take you time and listen to them.:D Also, here are the lyrics to the songs I have listed:

Understand-Its G and im back from my drought
I was born to rap but that wasn what I was taught
I just loved the music with rap i do survive
And the day I stop rappin is the day I lose my life
Im always making rhymes like mother goose and doctor seuss
And these other rappers my food and all i love to do is chew
I got my crew I move in the sqaudron
Make a couple bullet blasts and the jobs all done
So now me and my crews in this empty room all huddled
Makin plans to rise to the top like a space shuttle
They want me to rap I get a beatboxer
And make rhymes so ill i need ta see a doctor
I got girls on me they say Im fly flyer than a helicopter
If they say im icing to the cake then call me mr. betty crocker
The girls wanna kick it Ima kick it like soccor
Cuz im a beast like the loch ness monster
Im a kid makin raps just for the fun of it
Now im a kid makin jokes for the halibit
Makin cds and all im doin is sellin them
These other rapper glass and all im doin is breaking them

Boy im shinin like the sun
Karate kid wu tang im the chosen one
Started out so whack but look at what ive become
The boys hotter than a fresh honey bun
Call me g or call me kid
Im ill thats the truth never told a fib
Boy i got fizz like that soda
I aint wheezy no raspy voice like yoda
Im the bomb tick tick tock im bout to blow off
When i rap i mess around they say stop showin off
My flo is like water all it does is ripple
I hittin off these beats one two three and its a triple
Im ill isnt it official my rhymes strike like a punch and now you need a tissue
This songs ill put up the volume
At the highest at 102
Im a kid makin raps just for the fun of it
Now im a kid makin jokes for the halibit
Makin cds and all im doin is sellin them
These other rapper glass and all im doin is breaking them

Yeah kid im up in the game
Like MJ in the nba
Im the top rapper makin all the plays
Cuz the game went crazy so i went insane
The girl love me like a 30 cart ring
And im a 50 carat ring cuz im shinin like the rain
But like the sun i could turn so dark
Cuz i still keep it poppin like a pop tart
She holdin auditions she say i could play the part
So i play in the movie and movies called heart
She always sayin that i look so sharp
So that must mean im playin darts
She got buety so much art
She also got class so much smart
24 hours is the top we stay apart
She lookin like jessica simpson and i will be her bart




King Of Rap Music- I will never stop rappin i am the go boy
Makin money everyday im the pillsberry dough boy
These rappers make it rain but you know i make it snow boy
And if you dont believe me then why is it so cold boy
I rest my case so i step out of the court man
Stay in the game like Lebron so i am the sports man
Dunkin like donuts so go ahead and call me shaq
Got that nice apparel call me the men in black
DC mark eckos and you know i got them nikes
Steppin up on your block and i look o so mighty
Nice face nice size o yes shes a cutie
Shes your girlfriend so what she wants to be with me
And i know you jealous you is just a hater
But your girl love me so i tap that like a keyboard
You know she love my grind cuz i grind like a skateboard
She also love my raps cuz i spit like a retard

Im the king of rap music give me my crown
I own the rap city i own this town
Best around i know you love my sound
And i know you love me pound by pound
I aint talkin bout mula cuz ill talk by dollars
Cuz if money was my weight i would be over weight
But then the wait would be over
Becuz the weight is too much to wait for
I mean if you talkin bout minutes
Cuz ma mula to minutes leads to infinity
Hold on ima stop i bet your very confused
Im just sayin my money last forever like an indestructable tool
Dddddddddrrrrrrrr im makin holes in these other rappers carrers like a drill
And the pains so bad they fall like they sittin on the end of a window sill
So ill so sick so amazing its me
Call me mr crazy or call me lil g cuz im the

I am the king of rap music how you gon' beat me
Like i wave my hand in front of my face you can not see me
So that must mean im on that john cena crap
But yup i must be right cuz like him i do rap
But yea i also fight like im on the wwe
I punch in the eye and you wont be able to see
One punch and like camr'on you'll be down and out
But i sware ill do it like mama said knock you out
My flo is off the chain like a broken necklace
But my chains still shiny like the blad head of kevins ex
But when i rap i go crazy like if i was in a circus
Thats why everydays thanksgiving and these rappers just turkeys
Im not ill not sick there is no word to describe me
Magnificent amazing nope it still aint working
Crazy awesome the best
How could you describe me when i am


Trix Are For Kids- Yeah boy trix are for kids
And don't forget to close the cereal box lid
Yeah boy trix are for kids
So these silly rabbits need to stop hoppin
But im hoppin all up on these beats
Beats are my feast and i came to eat
Turkey chicken and kfc
Cuz beats are'nt boney and i just came for meat
How you gonna beat me if i am an assassain
I kill beats for plesure and this is my passion
The passion of the christ because i am the rap saviour
Rappin fast i got add watch my behaviour
But oh... I still go with the flo
Flames so hot red and yellow
Only two colors of the rainbow
But i aint eatin skittles
Boy im at the top and you just at the middle
Like frankie muniz you just malcom in the middle
But these other rappers at the bottom like your toenail
And me i got flo i make it float like a boat sail
Girls bid on me like an ebay sale
But they get parts no wholesale
But its like oh wow im so sick
Mr captain im just fighting off moby dick
Boy im just cannon so you like blast off
Thats a rocket take your mask off
Cuz we all know youre actin but the casts off
You say youre for real but turn the crap off
You aint ghetto neither or you ill
Now me im so ill you needa take a pill
Im a desiese like cancer
And you fallin like two broken legs and a dancer
It just dont add up
And if you do fall then chins up
Cuz you be depressed and you could stay sad
Or get up and stay glad just like those trashbags
But dont let that happen over and over
Just try to get lucky like a four leaf clover
But me yeah im a four ace player
And im stackin this solitaire layer by layer
Boy im so crazy you could call me magic
Cuz i got so much magic like daniel radcliffe
Im just the pheniox rising from ashes
Go head and add it up like logic
Or like money and you could deposit
Or withdrawl but i would diss ya'll
Or i would kil ya'll only if you was women
And if these girl could sing like john lennon
Then you know i'll collaborate
And we'll be bustin like respect my conglomerate
And i only got 4 minutes so im tockin it
I didnt blow yet and im still bombin it
Thats why you gotta respect my hustle
Im a sprout like a brussle growing mustle
But you know Lil g
13 a beast
If this was a compititon i would win
Because trix are for trix are for
Trix are for kids





I didn't post lyrics for the conglomerate freestyle because it was a freestyle and I didn't write it down. All the other ones I wrote down in about 45 minutes each. It take me about 1 hour to record and edit though, so in all i spend about 2 hours making a song. The lyrics are very sloppy written, but that's because when I write a song I rap fast and dont care about spelling because I'm trying to get it down before I lose the thought.:D

Peanut
05-03-2009, 04:30 PM
I know adults should always encourage the youth to do better, but seriously, give it up. I don't think it would even be fair to LIE to you about this, or jokingly act like you've actually got talent. I feel it would actually hurt you, as a human being, in the future. These delusions cannot continue. Please stop.

Lil G
05-03-2009, 04:43 PM
I know adults should always encourage the youth to do better, but seriously, give it up. I don't think it would even be fair to LIE to you about this, or jokingly act like you've actually got talent. I feel it would actually hurt you, as a human being, in the future. These delusions cannot continue. Please stop.

K look; I know where you're coming off of, but like I said I've only been rapping for a year. I'm going to get better than what I am now. And I'm not going to give it up. I have other things I'm good at such as art, computers, i could write stories (I dont do that a lot but a lot of teachers have told me im skilled at it:ohwell:), and sports. And a lot of people have told me im good at rap, but to me nobody else tells me how good i am. Im not aiming for a record deal. It dont matter what you think, i still feel proud of myself and will keep on going. I know im not great but in my mind im good.

jeff the cheff
05-03-2009, 06:18 PM
Trix are for kids.....:lol:

Lil G
05-03-2009, 06:28 PM
Trix are for kids.....:lol:

So what did you think of the songs....

Jester
05-03-2009, 07:01 PM
I'd comment, but I'm already biased against rap music...

gobo
05-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Rap is fa suckaz, yo. :evilgrin:

I plan to give 'em a listen eventually, but I'm not crazy about this genre either.

Mr. Snackpants
05-03-2009, 09:06 PM
Where can I buy the CD yo?

Hannah
05-03-2009, 10:16 PM
I challenge you to a RAP BATTLE.

thebrownranger
05-04-2009, 08:52 AM
Trix are for kids.....:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Good one! And I'm not talking about the song!!

You sound like you're speaking so softly b/c you don't want your parents hearing you in your room:lol:

I really don't understand how rap could be considered music...:sick: Music sure has gone through a downward spiral of crap these days. ROCK N' ROLL!!!!!!

Peanut
05-04-2009, 09:15 AM
You sound like you're speaking so softly b/c you don't want your parents hearing you in your room:lol:

I really don't understand how rap could be considered music...:sick: Music sure has gone through a downward spiral of crap these days. ROCK N' ROLL!!!!!!

The last part about rap not being considered music is ignorant bullsh*t, but the part about him speaking softly is exactly what I thought.

Voltron
05-04-2009, 10:59 AM
I know adults should always encourage the youth to do better, but seriously, give it up. I don't think it would even be fair to LIE to you about this, or jokingly act like you've actually got talent. I feel it would actually hurt you, as a human being, in the future. These delusions cannot continue. Please stop.

Frankly, I think you've over stepped your boundaries here, my friend. This young man may be pioneering a new frontier in rap. Personally, I would love to get more from you, Lil G. I'm with you: I have no idea how you do it.

Lil G
05-04-2009, 12:33 PM
Frankly, I think you've over stepped your boundaries here, my friend. This young man may be pioneering a new frontier in rap. Personally, I would love to get more from you, Lil G. I'm with you: I have no idea how you do it.

Well, yeah I dont think Im the next big thing just yet. I have a couple more songs and freestyles to upload today, which I will do in about an hour. And the way I see it, I dont need to impress anyone. i need to impress myself. All my raps need to do is get by me. I dont give a horses ass about what anybody thinks of my raps. Im like an artist. First time artists start drawing to entertain theirselves. Then when somebody starts seeing their art, then people start liking it. Then they might make comic books, and they become famous. After they start regaining fans, they start making songs for the fans. And to me, Im an artist because of that. It goes by me and only me.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Good one! And I'm not talking about the song!!

You sound like you're speaking so softly b/c you don't want your parents hearing you in your room:lol:

I really don't understand how rap could be considered music...:sick: Music sure has gone through a downward spiral of crap these days. ROCK N' ROLL!!!!!!

I didn't want them to hear me when I recorded these songs, I was in my room and I get embarassed when they hear me rap. But I record more when Im either home alone, or when everybodys sleeping. And Hannah, you serious????

Anarky
05-04-2009, 12:59 PM
Hannah's our queen of rap. You should hear her "4:20 after school" and "Down with the OGs" freestyles. They're awesome. You'll have trouble against her since she'll slam you back to the stone age.

In any case, you should maybe focus on another genre to make your art in. You're not as awful as CWC is, but you're pretty hopeless, I'm afraid.

Hannah
05-04-2009, 01:20 PM
No, I am not serious. You stutter and mumble. You messed up half of your own lyrics and didn't bother to go back and fix it.

TAKE ADVICE FROM THE TRUE RAP MASTER. You need to speak with emphasis.

Lil G
05-04-2009, 01:22 PM
No, I am not serious. You stutter and mumble. You messed up half of your own lyrics and didn't bother to go back and fix it.

TAKE ADVICE FROM THE TRUE RAP MASTER. You need to speak with emphasis.

Aight aight, but my lyrics? How were they?Im going to change my lyrics as I realized i act like im to full of myself.... but i got it.

jeff the cheff
05-04-2009, 01:40 PM
Aight aight, but my lyrics? How were they? Im going to change my lyrics as I realized i act like im to full of myself.... but i got it

You sound like your so full of yourself because the music you listen to probably does the same thing and your trying to emulate it.

Wasn't impressed by the lyrics, but hearing a 12 year old in autotune rapping quietly so his parents don't hear him is hilarious, I'm sorry.

The Stryker
05-04-2009, 01:51 PM
I'd comment, but I'm already biased against rap music...

Big surprise.

I agree with Voltron's comments.

gobo
05-04-2009, 02:05 PM
i act like im to full of myself....
At least you had that going for you. I mean, that's the essence of rap. You just need a lotta work on your diction, sucka.

Peanut
05-04-2009, 06:55 PM
F*CK ALL YA'LL TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT RAP! YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THE OG'S *****'S!

MOTHA F*CKA'S! BITCH AIN'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM' WHEN IT DROPS IN! FOR REAL THOUGH! F*CKIN' C*CK SUCKAAAA! SHEEEEEEIT!

I've been playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. :)

Lil G
05-04-2009, 07:02 PM
F*CK ALL YA'LL TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT RAP! YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THE OG'S *****'S!

MOTHA F*CKA'S! BITCH AIN'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM' WHEN IT DROPS IN! FOR REAL THOUGH! F*CKIN' C*CK SUCKAAAA! SHEEEEEEIT!

I've been playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. :)

Haha, this boy I know was playing it and he was 4 year old! He walked out saying "I f****d all those p****s a***s muthuh f***a!" me and my friends started dying of laughter.:lol::lol:

Hannah
05-04-2009, 07:33 PM
Rap about it. It will be a HIT.

Cure
05-04-2009, 07:58 PM
Team-up with Guitar_Raph. It'll awesome.

GK Punk
05-04-2009, 07:59 PM
My head just exploded at the sheer thought of how awesome that would turn out to be. Rap ain't **** with out a semi-hollow body guitar.

ThirdMarioBro
05-04-2009, 08:09 PM
F*CK ALL YA'LL TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT RAP! YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THE OG'S *****'S!

MOTHA F*CKA'S! BITCH AIN'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM' WHEN IT DROPS IN! FOR REAL THOUGH! F*CKIN' C*CK SUCKAAAA! SHEEEEEEIT!

I've been playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. :)

Post of the week.

thebrownranger
05-04-2009, 09:14 PM
My head just exploded at the sheer thought of how awesome that would turn out to be. Rap ain't **** with out a semi-hollow body guitar.

Hey you could always join the Paul Reed Smith/Gibson/rock/guitar club GK ;)

Lil G
05-04-2009, 09:21 PM
Team-up with Guitar_Raph. It'll awesome.

I gotta admit that was a good one... but come on, give me a break. Im trying to get myself back up. Here are revised lyrics for Trix Are For Kids:

Yeah boy trix are for kids
And don't forget to close the cereal box lid
Yeah boy trix are for kids
So these silly rabbits need to stop hoppin
Im a 12 year old wit a heart murmur
But my mouths still going like tina turners
And im aiming to be mountain high
But im only down on the ground where i electrify
I aint tryna be the best but i can imagion
I rap for pleasure and this is my passion
The passion of the christ because i am the rap saviour
Rappin fast i got add watch my behaviour
But oh... I still go with the flo
Flames so hot red and yellow
Only two colors of the rainbow
But i aint eatin skittles
And if you wanna battle and we could spit like saliva
But you better take a step back cuz i dont wanna be a murderer
Fly like eagle and shoot it out like bullets
Have them crying on the chalk like putting out a bunch of tulips
That what i was taught me lil g
Following the jabs of mahhamd ali
Following the flo of jay z
Following the auto tune of mr kanye
I mean kanye west
I must have four legs following all these steps
But i dont give a crap i have dream to be the best
But im still fly like there's an s on my chest
Im not trying to be ghetto i dont really have to
I just have to make songs that'll make me kick it like tatu
I go by my head and my head tells me to rap
My gut tells me to rap and my heart tells me to rap
So i gotta go by me instincts
And if i dont then ill know that it sticks
But ill change it up not stay mad
And ill stay glad just like the trashbags
And i wont let it happen over and over
I got skills no luck im not a four leaf clover
Im just a four ace player
Stackin this solitaire layer by layer
Man im so crazy you could call me magic
Cuz i got so much magic like daniel radcliffe
Im just the pheniox rising from ashes
Hold on... I dont wanna keep on braggin
So let me stop l-l-let me stop this
I dont wanna sound phyco i aint andy milanokis...
But theres one thing common we both be on mtv
And both of us look like we're 13
And im spittin gallons like a water fountain
Blowin like a bomb and you know im countin
And i only got 4 minutes so im tockin it
I didnt blow yet and im still bombin it
Tock tock tock tick tick tick
Trix are for- trix are for- trix are for kids
(Explosion)

GK Punk
05-04-2009, 09:25 PM
Hey you could always join the Paul Reed Smith/Gibson/rock/guitar club GK ;)

I play a Les Paul, so I'm there.

Hannah
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
Why did you change your lyrics!?! Now I can't show you the cover I did!!

Lil G
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
Why did you change your lyrics!?! Now I can't show you the cover I did!!

Wait, what??? Just show me, the original lyrics are on the first post.

Hannah
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Nope. Everything is ruined forever. Lil Hannah is over.

Lil G
05-04-2009, 09:49 PM
Nope. Everything is ruined forever. Lil Hannah is over.

Nah seriously, lemme hear it.

Cure
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Nope. Everything is ruined forever. Lil Hannah is over.

You should come up with a cooler rap name, cuz Lil anything is lame. How about...Queen Jailbait?!

Ra
05-05-2009, 06:27 AM
Nope. Everything is ruined forever. Lil Hannah is over.
But you said you guys were going to go on tour and everything.

WHAT ABOUT THE AUSTRALIAN TOUR?! YOU PROMISED. :'(

Voltron
05-05-2009, 03:50 PM
Full of yourself? Lil G, you need to act like everyone is full of you, especially the bitches. Rappers like us need to have supreme confidence in how good we really are. Take this rap I've been working on for example:

It's called "I Am God."


I'm God bitch!
I'm God bitch!
Had Joshua swallowed by the whale fish!

I rhyme for all time!
World without end!
I'm a brutal motha ****a
Imma fill yo ass in
wif bullets!
Bitch, whatchu gonna do?
You take my name in vain!
Dis Playa's gotta follow through!
I'll pop a cap in you ass
and send you straight to hell
then bring to back to life
and nail your wife in her bushy well
Well! Uh!

People see me drivin!
Up to the club!
I drive a Cloud, motha ****er!
**** yo' V-Dub!
My chrome is lightning!
Blastin bass that's thunder!
I find your mom and rip her ass asunder!
Cuz I'm God, bitch!
I colder than cold!
I killed my own Son
When He was 33 years old!
Name of the Father,
The Son,
You know that I'm the One
The Only
Holy Moley!
I pound mad 40's (Here my posse would shout "Amen")
My favorite food is frijoles!

So if you wanna step
If you wanna front!
Open up your ears, son
Cuz I'm gunna be blunt! (Dat's right!)
I'll blast your ass with fire,
and you'll be sleepin in the sod!
I'm tellin y'all to remember
Remember, bitch!
Remember I'm God!

Lil G
05-05-2009, 03:59 PM
Full of yourself? Lil G, you need to act like everyone is full of you, especially the bitches. Rappers like us need to have supreme confidence in how good we really are. Take this rap I've been working on for example:

It's called "I Am God."


I'm God bitch!
I'm God bitch!
Had Joshua swallowed by the whale fish!

I rhyme for all time!
World without end!
I'm a brutal motha ****a
Imma fill yo ass in
wif bullets!
Bitch, whatchu gonna do?
You take my name in vain!
Dis Playa's gotta follow through!
I'll pop a cap in you ass
and send you straight to hell
then bring to back to life
and nail your wife in her bushy well
Well! Uh!

People see me drivin!
Up to the club!
I drive a Cloud, motha ****er!
**** yo' V-Dub!
My chrome is lightning!
Blastin bass that's thunder!
I find your mom and rip her ass asunder!
Cuz I'm God, bitch!
I colder than cold!
I killed my own Son
When He was 33 years old!
Name of the Father,
The Son,
You know that I'm the One
The Only
Holy Moley!
I pound mad 40's (Here my posse would shout "Amen")
My favorite food is frijoles!

So if you wanna step
If you wanna front!
Open up your ears, son
Cuz I'm gunna be blunt! (Dat's right!)
I'll blast your ass with fire,
and you'll be sleepin in the sod!
I'm tellin y'all to remember
Remember, bitch!
Remember I'm God!

Haha, that was pretty sick. Im still gonna rap like im full of myself, just not go too much in over my head.

Anarky
05-05-2009, 04:30 PM
Just, don't be full of yourself too loudly. Your parents might hear you. You could get grounded and stuff.

Jester
05-05-2009, 04:46 PM
Full of yourself? Lil G, you need to act like everyone is full of you, especially the bitches. Rappers like us need to have supreme confidence in how good we really are. Take this rap I've been working on for example:

It's called "I Am God."

BLASPHEMER!!!!

Ok...it was pretty funny. You know it was Jonah and the big fish, right?

Lil G
05-05-2009, 05:19 PM
Just, don't be full of yourself too loudly. Your parents might hear you. You could get grounded and stuff.

No, my mom doesn't care if i brag about myself too much. She just says, "Go head and brag about yourself, but one day you're gonna get beat up".:ohwell:

Prowler
05-11-2009, 06:46 PM
No, my mom doesn't care if i brag about myself too much. She just says, "Go head and brag about yourself, but one day you're gonna get beat up".:ohwell:
You should listen to your mother.

Peanut
05-11-2009, 07:33 PM
I feel like I should post a link to "On Da Drome" in here, but I don't want to steal Lil G's thunder with that classic T-Unit, R-izzy, MC Peanut joint.

Voltron
05-11-2009, 07:51 PM
The second I laid eyes on this post, On Da Drome came on my shuffle. Weird.

Jester
05-11-2009, 07:54 PM
On the Drome and Strike Hard and Fade are some of the examples of fine outstanding rap music produced by members of this forum.

Bigfoot
05-11-2009, 07:58 PM
I have heard of this "On da Drome" rap mentioned before but couldn't find it.

gobo
05-11-2009, 08:02 PM
My criticism finger is getting itchy. I should leave the thread before starting a fight...

Jester
05-11-2009, 08:08 PM
Oh? :D Sorry...you peaked my interest.

gobo
05-11-2009, 08:33 PM
Well, the way you put it made it sound like you are saying that On Da Drome was just as impressive as Vincent's song (which I thought was called Ninjas In A Half-Shell). This is very misleading. While On Da Drome is good, it's not as impressive in that Vincent's track has more things going for it. On Da Drome is just a parody of the only 50 Cent rap worth at least that much. So, it already has those cool points attached before the lyrics were even added. However, Vincent's was built from scratch. So, he has originality going for him.

Hannah
05-11-2009, 08:38 PM
You're just pissed because you're too much of a creepy loser to have been mentioned in it.

gobo
05-11-2009, 08:44 PM
No, it's about giving credit where it's due. As I said, On Da Drome was good. It's just not as impressive. Now, go blow your nose.

Jester
05-11-2009, 08:54 PM
He has a point. The sampling and compiling of Strike Hard and Fade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHorFa22x3Q) are a bit more than the parody that was On Da Drome, but still, On Da Drome is a great song, he said not just because he's mentioned in the verse.

Gobes, how active were you when that song was penned anyway? ;)

gobo
05-11-2009, 09:10 PM
Aside from the ep list I donated to Krang in 2002, I was inactive until a few months prior to that song.

XERO
05-11-2009, 10:00 PM
Yeah, I'm all about originality myself when it comes to music.

But I still think that 'On Da Drome' was epic. What started off with Peanut being Peanut turned into a unofficial theme song for the Forum, special thanks to R-iZZy's vocal contributions.

But anyways, keep rapping, Lil G. Haters hate for a reason.

Hannah
05-11-2009, 10:01 PM
But anyways, keep rapping, Lil G. Haters hate for a reason.
Yeah, that reason: he's f*cking terrible. Shut up.

AquaParade
05-11-2009, 10:22 PM
Not too bad at all for a young guy. Seems like you got ambition, so you pretty much got a clear path ahead of you. Good for you.

I am also doing some music related things involving my vocal chords. Any advice on where to find the effects and auto tunes and such in this audicity program? I just downloaded it. thanks!

EDIT: For instance, is there an autotune?

XERO
05-11-2009, 10:41 PM
Yeah, that reason: he's f*cking terrible. Shut up.

So is K-Fed. But he still sold a 1000 copies.

Or was it 12...? :ohwell:

Jester
05-11-2009, 10:47 PM
That's probably a lot of it. G, you're still a novice, an amateur. If you keep it up, practice work on improving your vocabulary, you ought to get better.

As the old adage goes, Practice makes perfect.

But what do I know, not generally being a fan of rap as a genre.

XERO
05-11-2009, 11:14 PM
Whatever genre you prefer, it's all about honing your craft.

Jester
05-12-2009, 12:17 AM
*picks up his guitar and cowboy hat....*

Wait a minute! I may be an Arkansan but I'm not into that....I like oldies dang-nammit!

gobo
05-12-2009, 02:12 AM
He has a point. The sampling and compiling of Strike Hard and Fade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHorFa22x3Q) are a bit more than the parody that was On Da Drome, but still, On Da Drome is a great song, he said not just because he's mentioned in the verse.
Oh shinit, yo! I just now realized we've been talking about somewhat different songs. While you were referring to the tribute video's song including samples from TMNT media, I was talking about his original rap (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=639758&songID=4782024) that he based the tribute on. Seriously, this dude's got mad talent.

whitemonkey
06-30-2009, 01:27 AM
Frankly, I think you've over stepped your boundaries here, my friend. This young man may be pioneering a new frontier in rap. Personally, I would love to get more from you, Lil G. I'm with you: I have no idea how you do it.

Yeah, stick with it man.The trix are for kids thing was funny:lol:
At age 12 I would have been worse put some more up though.You and powder could do a track and you could help him out on his game.:D

Dr. Terminus
06-30-2009, 05:27 PM
Lil G, keep the love alive. You are the phoenix rising from the ashes, as reflected in your title track, "Trix are for kids"

But it aint hard to tell, you excel and then prevail. Just keep up the work Lil G, and remember, Trix aint for no wabbits..

they is for some mudda-f*****' kids.

..And this child would love another bowl..

XERO
06-30-2009, 05:29 PM
Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs are better.

Dr. Terminus
06-30-2009, 06:20 PM
Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs are better.

..I'm still waiting for Lil G to complete his ode to one of my favorite cereals. I believe it was going to be, "Can't beat the berry-berry Kix." Wait til he kills this mix.

Also highly anticipated is, "Straight outta fruity loops"

XERO
06-30-2009, 06:49 PM
... You got the 'fruity loops' part down, buddy.

Dr. Terminus
06-30-2009, 07:37 PM
...Shhhh, his parents may hear you.

whitemonkey
06-30-2009, 08:24 PM
Straight outta fruity loops crazy mudda fugga named lil G.
:lol:

Lil G
06-30-2009, 10:21 PM
Alright, alright I got 3 new tracks to share.

This one I call Beastly. I wrote this 1 day because I was bored and decided to make a song. Here is the link:

Beastly (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/FX7CPgGB/lil-g-beastly/)



I'm acting like I'm from the 90's I'ma bomb on these rappers

I'm acting like Timberland I'ma stomp on these rappers

I'ma kill all these rappers and then make they tombstone

Jack Frost I'm colder than that white snow

But when I rap yeah I heat it up I'm a stove

And make these rappers mad like red and they rose pedals

I'ma go so hard like a rocky road

And make these rappers like Flo Rida they be so low

They be so low like limbo

How low can they go? Lower than low

And I'm so high higher than a drug addict

And rap is my drug and I go so hard at it

I keep on going never stop like madden

Kill these beats so bad I'll end up on Judge Mathis

Do jail in life for 1st degree murder

But my voice speaks louder than a Rock & Roll concert

I fix em up fix em up I am a doctor

So now add it up add it up like you are a sponsor

And yes Me + Rap = Total Success

And that is no surprise because I am the best

Yes I am the best and I am a beast

I'ma spread on the radio Lil' G Disease

So when I come on they blast up the stereo

Cuz I kill beats so bad when I hop on them like Mario

My raps are like a horror flick o so scary yo

I take anybody's beats even your own

And they don't sue for all of those copyrights

Cuz I go up to them and be like ďI'm allowed to copy, right?Ē

I'm an eagle in the sky, fly I do

I feed off the live so stay still like a statue

I got that gratitude call me Fiona

I own everything call me Obama

Because I am the president

And don't wonder why it's cuz I am the best of them

Other rappers out there those other rappers out there

Be all up in my hair but I be like get outta here

We know your rhymes are just whack matter fact it's disgraceful

Then I come and strike you out like if I am playing baseball

And I'm the pitcher I throw it right at you

Hit you so hard in the chest the umpire would have to catch you

The next one up is a song called "I Am A Beast". I collaborated with my best friend because he said he could rap and I was like "Okay". Anyways, just check it out:

I Am A Beast (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/_C0p-dm4/lil-g-and-kid-crazy-i-am-a-beast/)



I Am A Beast

(Lil G)

I'ma kill this beat, like Michael Myers

Mr. King Man go ahead and call me sire

I'ma electrify you I'ma wire

Roll it like tires then make all the girls desire

Me! Because I am a beast

Getting' so much cheddar you could call me chuck e. cheese

I'm the door to success I just hope you gotta key

Now I'ma pass it off to Kid Crazy

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

Kid Crazy I am so psycho

When I rap I roar I am a dino

Tyrannosaurus

I am so glorious fast and the furious

In the Lamborghini you can't see me

Cuz the windows are tinted I am a fiend

I am a fiend I am a teen

I am a star so I do gleam

Gleam I'm brighter than white teeth

Cuz like in between I do got beef

I do got with beef the people hatin on me

Cuz they say I'm not a star but you could ask Lil G

(Kid Crazy)

(Chorus; Both)

Yes you can ask me

L-I-L-G

I am the best

Yes, I am a beast

Yes you can ask me

K-I-D Crazy

I am the best

Yes, I am a beast

(Chorus; Both)

(Lil G)

I am a beast Mr. Fantastic

I am elastic these rappers fake like plastic

I am so crazy like the guy I'm rappin with

I'm killin these beats so bad like the beat I'm rappin on

I'm illie like the swine flu now what you gonna do

Nuthin is what you gonna do cuz that's the only thing you can do

I'll hand it to ya like a mime I'll clock you like the time

Make you feel smaller than a dime and make you sour like lime

And you wont do nothing to Kid Crazy and me

Cuz we are just beasts

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

Yes I am a beast (Repeat)

These rappers is what I eat

I will have a feast and a buffet

Then blow these rappers bone like a trumpet

Kill em kill em that what I do

And kinda like the pickles what the deal with you

Why you getting all mad it's cuz you hatin on me

And you hatin on me cuz I am a beast

I am a beast on the mic so you know I'll kill ya

And don't get in my face cuz I'll Pittsburg Steel-ya

Steal-ya like a robber and drop ya like its hot

And these rappers can't rap so you know I'll kill em

Kill em kill em like the BTK

And when rappers in my face we gonna

(Kid Crazy)

(Hook)

Kill em (Repeat)

(Hook)

And the last one isn't a serious song at all. My sister came down from Florida a week ago, and I haven't seen her in 3 years, so she was like "I wanna make a song with you" so I'm like "Okay". This was made about a week ago. Anyways just take a listen:

The Best (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/bmrHK44o/greg-cindy-the-best/)



(Lil G)

I'm pretty proud of my achievements

Cuz when I get a goal all I do is achieve them

Heave them rappers out of this like a nerf ball

Cuz I see through them like the glasses on Steve Urkel

I ball I'm tall I'm the best like number 23

I am the best in this you can not beat me

I dominate the court and you hear is swish

These rappers all stink that's why it smells like fish

They smell like fish all they do is reek

All they do is reek and all I do is speak

I speak so loud I will never be discreet

I'm elite all I do is kill beats

All I do is kill beats and you doing is snitching

But if you can't stand the heat then step out of the kitchen

I heat it up and all I do is flame these rappers

I'm an animal but you can't tame this rapper

You can't tame this rapper never put me in a cage

Cuz I make so much mula all I do is money make

All I do is money bake cuz all I do is get dough

Then after that I make it rain then after that I make it snow

I make it snow like the middle of winter

And I hit so cold that you falling like timber

I'm so cold like I'm made out of ice

I'm so cold I'm about to catch frostbite

I'm so sick I'm sicker then a patient

All I do is take these rappers off like Christmas vacation

And like the Christmas tree is light up

Lights out I'm out

(Lil G)

(Cynthia)

Peace that might be a way to say good bye

Peace that might be a way to save a life

15 year old girl and I'm always on myspace

And if you wonder why it's because it's my space

My place my crib my house my room

And don't trespass or you'll be in a tomb

Now what you gonna do

I break you so bad you call me M-S doom

Doom like the game on pc

Like john cena you can not see me

I lay the bomb on you like Batista

You are the student and I'll be the teacher

The Stryker
06-30-2009, 10:44 PM
Wow.

Thats.......something.

whitemonkey
07-01-2009, 12:38 AM
Its starting too sound more and more like that "suck a pssy fck a pssy" crap....... You know By that other rapper that sings about being the best. Lil ??????


No offense keep at em..

Lil G
07-01-2009, 12:44 AM
Its starting too sound more and more like that "suck a pssy fck a pssy" crap....... You know By that other rapper that sings about being the best. Lil ??????


No offense keep at em..

Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

whitemonkey
07-01-2009, 12:49 AM
Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

didn't you reference Wu Tang Clan in one of your songs?

Dr. Terminus
07-01-2009, 06:56 AM
Lil G you are doing your thang babayyy!

I am the beast is one of my favorite tracks of the year. It may even be the best track emerging from the underground MC's.

May I suggest you drop the Lil Wayne shtick and listen to some GZA, perhaps some Nas?

Illmatic.

Write real, live true.

Yo, I be ya Dr.Dre

whitemonkey
07-01-2009, 05:41 PM
wow, you remind me of Terrence Howard in the movie Hustle And Flow.


Whoop Dat Trick Lil G.

XERO
07-01-2009, 07:11 PM
wow, you remind me of Terrence Howard in the movie Hustle And Flow.

So he's a black pimp who beat the crap out of a well-known rapper for flushing his demo tape down the toilet?:lol:

whitemonkey
07-01-2009, 08:58 PM
So he's a black pimp who beat the crap out of a well-known rapper for flushing his demo tape down the toilet?:lol:
I wish,but maybe there's a possibility of jerry curls for Lil G.:lol:

The Stryker
07-02-2009, 11:31 PM
Yah Lil Wayne. He's been like that lately and I'm starting to drift from his music to old school like L.L. Cool J and Biggie cuz of that.

I didn't know LL Cool J and Biggie sucked.

whitemonkey
07-10-2009, 10:44 PM
Put up some new songs Lil G!

Lil G
07-11-2009, 08:12 AM
Put up some new songs Lil G!

Alright I will, I just gotta write some lyrics and record it. Tonight I will have up a song or two.

FlawedCoil82
07-11-2009, 09:11 PM
:lol:

Wow, some of you people are cracking me up.

Rap isn't for me. I rate rap, yodeling, polka and death metal as four forms of "music" that I'd gladly throw into the abyss, never to be heard again. Everytime I see the hoodrats on tv bouncing to some "hand clap beats" while their posse is in the back, pouting their lips trying to look all bad and tough, it enrages me that it is one of the most popular forms of "music" today and makes me feel ashamed to know I am a member of the same species that supports such tripe. I'd rather date my dog than date a girl who listened to rap. It looks like I may have to do that to, since God was apparently incapable of creating a girl in Ohio (at least around here) who isn't a drone and thus DOESN'T listen to rap. :roll: Perhaps he just forgot to make one?
Jack

Lil G
07-11-2009, 09:15 PM
I didn't know LL Cool J and Biggie sucked.

I never said that, did I? I started out with Lil' Wayne, Jay Z, Kanye West, and all of these other rappers because my friends told me to listen to them. Then I wanted to try my own raps since I liked the music. I further listened to their music and found out they're nothing but whack. So I want to listen to older rap that is waaaaaaaaaaay better. Get your story straight and don't assume I only listen to suckish rappers.

Lil G
07-11-2009, 09:32 PM
Okay, I will record this song but most likely not today. Here are the lyrics I just wrote in about 45 minutes. It is 64 lines long so give me some credit. Well, here they are:

Yeah I go hard like the sidewalk I walk
I draw Iím chalk Iím big Iím hulk
I run it like the Olympics and the prize I get it
Cuz Iím fine finer than a parking ticket
Iím fly so fly like an airplane
My rhymes are just magic call me David Blane
Iím insane Iím crazy itís Lil G baby
But I ainít crying Iím just spittin out gravy
Spittin out tears cuz my rhymes hurt rappers
And Iím rapper and they also hurt this rapper
So why do it cuz like a tattoo drawn on them
It might hurt at first but at the end itís an accomplishment
This is a punishment and these rappers grounded
Until the day I die and get dig down and be grounded
Iím astounding Iím sounding so great right now
Iím a hound so Iíma stick my head up to the moon and howl
These rappers going down like a sewer lid
And me Iím having a great time at the surface
Iím surfing cuz I got that water flo
And these other flat soda rappers all gotta go
I gotta flo and thatís what Iím doing now
I time itÖ kind of like Iím doing now
This is my language and I speak fluent now
I am a prince now give me my crown
I love rap and thatís a royal decree
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee
Donít you love me of course Iím ill
Iím runnin miles and these rappers on treadmills
I live to kill these beats live to die
I live to rise and Iím mountain high
Yeah now whatcha gonna do
These rappers in hell and Iím chillin on Neptune
I could change all the rules like the president
Polished shoes tuxedo I am ahead of them
These rappers come after me I am just killin them
Shift into an alien then defeat them like Ben Tennyson
Cannonbolt Wildmutt Swampfire Heatblast
Oh my God its Lil G donít you know heís bad
Yes I might be bad but at rap Iím great
If rap was a class Iíll get the letter before A
These rappers get Zís cuz Iíll school all of them
Stab them then shoot all of them;
Oh my god Iím deadpoolin all of them
Iím at the top of the game like the first level
13, wow ainít I a real Marvel
Iím starving I want ta eat
Rappers line up by the twoís by the threeís
Why line up just to face death
So they could have the thought of getting killed by the best
Now go ahead and try ta slay me
But me myself and I are the only people that could save me
Are you behaving
If not then you are what Iím craving
Iím crazy yes Iíll admit that
I know that I got and if I donít then Iíll get that
Get that get it like a joke and a comedian
Iím at the maximum volume and you are at the medium
I go solo Iím a one man band
Take you down then wave in front of you like John Cenaís hand
These rappers crap and thatís a heavy aroma
I come out and strike these rappers hard theyíll end up in a coma
Visit you in the hospital as soon as you open your eyes and ears
And have you sleepin for another ten years
Iím the best Iím a beast yes Iím number 1
Put that as the best line I ever said Iím done

Don't have a name for it yet but I'm thinking of one.:D

Cure
07-11-2009, 10:41 PM
You might wanna work on a hook.

Mecha Cow
07-12-2009, 11:19 AM
That's... yeah. There's some mildly creative rhymes in there but overall it doesn't seem like you have anything to say, at all.

sticky
07-14-2009, 12:50 AM
Dude, I aint tryin to hate but them rhymes isnt as fresh as im is. John Cena is whack and he aint winnin dat wwe title...rap bout mike tyson. He be real as ufo sightings son ,But for real I think you got da record labels knockin at the door.

XERO
07-14-2009, 04:00 AM
Er... So what you're saying is that Mike Tyson's an alien?

The Stryker
07-14-2009, 11:23 AM
:lol:

Wow, some of you people are cracking me up.

Rap isn't for me. I rate rap, yodeling, polka and death metal as four forms of "music" that I'd gladly throw into the abyss, never to be heard again. Everytime I see the hoodrats on tv bouncing to some "hand clap beats" while their posse is in the back, pouting their lips trying to look all bad and tough, it enrages me that it is one of the most popular forms of "music" today and makes me feel ashamed to know I am a member of the same species that supports such tripe. I'd rather date my dog than date a girl who listened to rap. It looks like I may have to do that to, since God was apparently incapable of creating a girl in Ohio (at least around here) who isn't a drone and thus DOESN'T listen to rap. :roll: Perhaps he just forgot to make one?
Jack

My god. You're stupid.

XERO
07-14-2009, 04:14 PM
How about that techno music, huh?

Harder, Better, Faster, STRONGER.

I hope your dog learns how to C-Walk.

Anarky
07-14-2009, 04:31 PM
Lil G, you might want to keep in mind that random words that just happen to rhyme might not actually make a good rhyme.

Iím insane Iím crazy itís Lil G baby
But I ainít crying Iím just spittin out gravy

The first line is okay, but the second line is painful. Sure, gravy rhymes with baby... somewhat, but have you ever seen someone spitting out gravy? And have you ever seen someone crying? How much alike do the two actions look?

This way, you're just randomly aligning rhyming words, and you kind of forget to make sense.

In other news, it might be good advice to not use the same word three times in two lines.

:lol:

Wow, some of you people are cracking me up.

Rap isn't for me. I rate rap, yodeling, polka and death metal as four forms of "music" that I'd gladly throw into the abyss, never to be heard again. Everytime I see the hoodrats on tv bouncing to some "hand clap beats" while their posse is in the back, pouting their lips trying to look all bad and tough, it enrages me that it is one of the most popular forms of "music" today and makes me feel ashamed to know I am a member of the same species that supports such tripe. I'd rather date my dog than date a girl who listened to rap. It looks like I may have to do that to, since God was apparently incapable of creating a girl in Ohio (at least around here) who isn't a drone and thus DOESN'T listen to rap. :roll: Perhaps he just forgot to make one?
Jack

You know, you being unsuccessful with the ladies doesn't necessarily mean that it's related to hip hop.

To quote the great glyph:
<glyph> For example - if you came in here asking "how do I use a jackhammer" we might ask "why do you need to use a jackhammer"
<glyph> If the answer to the latter question is "to knock my grandmother's head off to let out the evil spirits that gave her cancer", then maybe the problem is actually unrelated to jackhammers

Lil G
07-14-2009, 07:04 PM
Lil G, you might want to keep in mind that random words that just happen to rhyme might not actually make a good rhyme.

Iím insane Iím crazy itís Lil G baby
But I ainít crying Iím just spittin out gravy

The first line is okay, but the second line is painful. Sure, gravy rhymes with baby... somewhat, but have you ever seen someone spitting out gravy? And have you ever seen someone crying? How much alike do the two actions look?

This way, you're just randomly aligning rhyming words, and you kind of forget to make sense.

Well, actually, around here gravy in a sense means "Good". So I rap good is what I'm saying. Thanks everyone who is supporting me and/or constructive critism. And FlawedCoil82, if you don't want to go out with somebody because of the type of music they listen to, then you're retarded. That is no reason to not like someone. Let's say you're dad would say what you're saying right now. You wouldn't be here would you. And the type of music doesn't show what the person is like. You have like people for their personality not their interests.

XERO
07-14-2009, 07:46 PM
I suggest you rap about that, Lil G. If you really want your rhymes to spread, that'd be a great message.

Even Tupac said 'Keep Ya Head Up.'

Lil G
07-14-2009, 08:48 PM
I just caught a cold and have a sore throat so I'm not going to record for about a week. I'm pissed cuz I just fixed my microphone and I caught a cold.:x Karma is a bitch.

XERO
07-14-2009, 09:06 PM
Ah, well... keep ya head up. :)

Hannah
07-19-2009, 09:05 PM
This thread is for making fun of Lil G, not this new asshole! Go away!

Brodie
07-19-2009, 09:39 PM
No way, Hannah, this tool deserves it more.

"ALL GIRLS LIKES TO DO IS LISTENIN TO RAP AND COOKING IN THE KITCHEN! I HATE THE RACES!"

Krang
07-19-2009, 09:56 PM
I moved the off-topic posts to a new thread (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=27868). And let's please stop with the personal attacks.

FlawedCoil82
07-19-2009, 10:08 PM
Krang, please delete the new thread you created and if you wish, you may delete my account as well. I believe I am done here. Thanks.
Jack

Hannah
07-19-2009, 10:14 PM
I love the Technodrome. <3

Lil G
07-20-2009, 12:34 AM
Lil G you are doing your thang babayyy!

I am the beast is one of my favorite tracks of the year. It may even be the best track emerging from the underground MC's.


Why do you think that song is one of the best tracks from underground MC's?

Lil G
07-29-2009, 08:22 PM
I got another rap for you guys... it's called "Beast on the Mic". I like the way it turned out. A lot. I didn't think it would turn out the way it would, because of the fact that I think that the chorus is kind of dull. But anyways let me stop the jibber-jabber and post the song already:

Beast on the Mic (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/hi9N6tVa/lil-g-beast-on-the-mic/)

Here are the lyrics:

I’m a beast on the mic I spit harder than the gravel
Harder than the concrete deeper than a shovel
Leap like Kermit Sick like vomit
Pull out the mic and connect like Vonage
I’m ill call me Mr. Toxic
Your raps are so dumb they should be hooked on phonics
I don’t have time to mess with people
And if I do they better be praying at the steeple
I’m a beast I leave these rappers in a heap
Cuz I’m bad so bad more bad than a sheep
I get the beats then I show my skills
I spit on the beats and let my soul spill
Yeah clean up clean up
Blood on the floor the beat got beat up
Yeah and you’ll get showed up
3:00 my house but you won’t show up

Yeah, I’m shiny like a plaque man
Step up to me and you’ll get stabbed like a tack man
I’m sneaking through the black man like batman
Spit bullets out my mouth and make you eat dots like Pac man
Yeah I sware one day I’ma win a Grammy
Yeah and these rappers at home crying with their Grammy
I kill beats I’m colder than iced tea
Then they investigate the murder like CSI: Miami
Don’t you agree I’m hotter than 500 degrees
I’m fly like a plane and I sting like a bee
Or a wasp and I’m tops so give me props
And if not you better beat it like the King Of Pop
When I rap I’m scary like the boogeyman
These rappers get schooled and they can’t play hooky man
Yeah, I got that Ultimate Muscle
So you better run fast Sonic or you’ll taste my Knuckles

Yeah I’m different I have my own species
I’m perfect nothing can complete me
I’m elite I defeat I compete I complete
I delete you retreat I can not be beat
My words are just hurtful it could just kill you
And I don’t even curse I’m cleaner than shampoo
Yeah, I have a dream to pursue
And if you try to stop me I’ll get on you like a tattoo
Yeah, I got flo like a canoe
And these rappers so old that they’re overdue
I got flo like a ghost so I could just get you
And if you try to get me I got a wall to float through
I’m a pro like Lance Armstrong on a bike
And you triangular cuz you riding a trike
My swagger sharp likes spikes
And that’s because I’m a beast on the mic


I've been writing a lot of lyrics lately so I'm gonna keep 'em coming. Right now I'm working on a song with my best friend, A.K.A. Kid Crazy (I Am A Beast) so expect that soon!

Voltron
07-29-2009, 11:28 PM
:lol:

Wow, some of you people are cracking me up.

Rap isn't for me. I rate rap, yodeling, polka and death metal as four forms of "music" that I'd gladly throw into the abyss, never to be heard again. Everytime I see the hoodrats on tv bouncing to some "hand clap beats" while their posse is in the back, pouting their lips trying to look all bad and tough, it enrages me that it is one of the most popular forms of "music" today and makes me feel ashamed to know I am a member of the same species that supports such tripe. I'd rather date my dog than date a girl who listened to rap. It looks like I may have to do that to, since God was apparently incapable of creating a girl in Ohio (at least around here) who isn't a drone and thus DOESN'T listen to rap. :roll: Perhaps he just forgot to make one?
Jack

At the rate you're going, you'll be in a shiatsu's shitshute in no time. Lil G is the putting it out there. He's for actual. How dare you walk on another man's dreams? This makes me so angry, I. . . I think. . . grrrr. . . yes. . . yes it's a rap coming on!

You!
Smell!
Like!
Ass holes!
A billion and one!
So many assholes
equal the mass of the sun
TURD PLANETS
Orbit round you!
How dare you come here
Actin' so rude!?
I hope you die!
In due time, of natural causes.
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XERO
07-29-2009, 11:37 PM
I've NEVER laughed so hard in my life. :lol: :lol:

Lil G
07-30-2009, 12:51 PM
I've NEVER laughed so hard in my life. :lol: :lol:

I second that!:lol:

Lil G
08-17-2009, 11:04 PM
Okay, do I have a treat for you guys!!! I am uploaded five new songs I recorded in the last 2 weeks ( I know, I know... lemme spare the breath for you guys... DAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!) Okay, let's cut to the chase. Here you go:

Now this one I actually stumbled over the song on the internet and the chorus just came to me and I wrote some lyrics down:

Do My Thang (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/n25pixcK/lil-g-do-my-thang/)

Lyrics:
It's Lil G baby these rappers I'm craving
Go ahead and call me crazy but rap is what I'm saving
But maybe I'm crazy and my sight is hazy
But I could see well enough to make my raps sweet like daisies
The best in this the best that exists
Beat you down like Brown comma Chris
The best that's blessed the best that says
To shoot them all down like were living in the west

Now watch me do my thang and listen to me say
To put your hands up and in the air they better be
You better see that I'm ill cuz that's so noticible
Got double rap powers and that's double trouble
To those rappers that out there
Cuz when they hear me they won't know why they be there
Or be here or why rap and why do this if he's up in the game
Then they stop and they drop and the stop with the rap thang

I'm magnificent I'm amazing I'm blazing hot
Shoot these rappers down like Robocop
Now robo-stop cuz you are a hater
I'm a greater dictator cuz I grind like a skater
Dude you're screwed now what you gonna do
You got you're whole crew well I got my crew too
Now go ahead and get you're crew but I ain't shakin
Cuz like ABC Family I could make it or brake it


This one is another try on the King Of Rap Music, except I took out the music part. It starts skipping at the beginning but that's because Audacity was getting all frozen and **** and I tried to fix it but it wasn't working.

King Of Rap Music (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/HCcMsTVA/lil-g-king-of-rap-music/)

I will never stop rappin i am the go boy
Makin money everyday im the pillsberry dough boy
These rappers make it rain but you know i make it snow boy
And if you dont believe me then why is it so cold boy
I rest my case so i step out of the court man
Stay in the game like Lebron so i am the sports man
Dunkin like donuts so go ahead and call me shaq
Got that nice apparel call me the men in black
DC mark eckos and you know i got them nikes
Steppin up on your block and i look o so mighty
Im so sick so hot to the highest degree
Don't try to put me out cuz my flame is everlasting
These rappers aint nowhere as hot they are just heaters
But I'm number 1 kind of like the leader
So my fans love my grind cuz i grind like a skateboard
They also love my raps cuz i spit like a retard

Im the king of rap music give me my crown
I own the rap city i own this town
Best around I sware i know you love my sound
Im music to your ears i know how to break it down
I'm so hard and you light like a feather
Im so hard that I shock you like lightning in the weather
Cuz i kill beats so bad theres to many tombstones to count
Cuz I rip them up like dogs teeth I am a hound
Runnin out on all fours like a pack of wild boars
I'm comin to your house you better go and close the doors
Yeah 1 2 Lil G's coming for you
I glow brighter than the sun and these rappers just moons
And they hatin on me cuz im iller than the swine flu
Sicker than an achoo and sweeter than honey dew
You say im
So ill so sick so amazing its me
Call me mr crazy or call me lil g cuz im the

Its the king of rap music im makin so many rhymes
At so many different times so many dead beats
Cuz i kill beats i am a murderer
I am also the king of rap mr g the dictator
Yeah put the mr in that even though im only a teenager
But i still got more haters than the richest man in the world
Cuz its all about money in some peoples eyes
But my eyes its the dream to rise
Rise like the fallen then ill go and transform
Into an independant rapper like im living in a dorm
That loves to write raps that loves to record
That loves to make beats on his beat makin keyboard
I wanna stay at the top cuz that what i wanna do
No really... thats what im gonna do
This is how rap till the day im deceased
But until that day you know that im gonna be


This one is called Rock The World. Ever since I heard this song... and that's been for 2 years now... I wanted to rap on this beat. I had to make it perfect and at the right time, so here it is:

Rock The World (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/8VGhB7qk/lil-g-rock-the-world/)

Rap is my heart that is my best feature
It comes from my soul that is my favorite feature
I school these rappers I am the teacher
Step up to me and then I will teach ya
I'm a killer a monster yup I am a creature
I play hard ball and you sitting at the bleachers
I'm hot so hot hotter than Pasadena
So all the girls flipping over me like a ballerina

I'm rapping so fast like I'm filled with caffeine
I'm rapping so fast they call me Lightning McQueen
I'm serene I'm unseen I'm a teen I'm so lean
I spit like a submarine I'm scarier than Halloween
I'm a beast that was released from the cage that I stayed in
It was like a prison then I came out at these rappers up like chicken
Now listen and watch how I glisten
I slither like a snake and you could hear me hissin

Watch me rock the world no matter fact the universe
One verse at a time I call it a uni-verse
I bark like a beagle and I'm fly like an eagle
I'm ill and bad at the same time yup I am illegal
I glitter I am a heaver hitter
I kill beats by the millions Adolf Hitler
I'm elite raw like meat real like whole wheat
Huge not petite and hard like concrete


This one is called "Spit It Out". That's it. No back story. Just... here.

Spit It Out (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/VahoEQj3/lil-g-spit-it-out/)




I walk it out like two feet

I'm walking so far that I gotta get new feet

Your raps are old and I'm younger than Dewey

I'm younger than that I'm younger than Stewie

I might be young but on these beats I go too deep

I back it up then toss it too deep like a QB

You could mess with anybody but just don't mess with me

Cuz like the alphabet the last thing you wanna do is F with G

I'm the best you see and if you don't then get glasses

I'm the captain the King so call me Price Caspian

Cuz if a beat steps up to me you know I kill two of them

Never do a remix cuz the beats too bruised to be used again

So why mess with something that can not defend

That's kinda like beating up a live boxing bag

Man I keep you trapped but not in a state pen

Put you on an island and keep you stuck like Gilligan

I'm the best and there is no doubt about it

These other rappers crying and I don't see a drought from them

Step up them and then all of a sudden they vanish

Then I'm left there with the title cuz I always vanquish

I'm bigger than the guys that be up in the gym

I could break the whole tree and you could only snap a twig

I could run it this long without breaking a sweat

I'ma beast I'm the best I am a threat

Let me unravel the beast within

Then I could reap ya cuz I'm feeling so grim

Then I come out with this rap that got flo like a fin

Cuz I come out and get big like the stomach of Jamie Lynn

I'm a star in the sky up up and away

Mars is my hotel and it's a one night stay

You could ask me but you will never know

My secret stay zipped like the zipper on your coat

I make it float like a boat and i got that ocean flo

And the waves change shapes like a kid with play dough

Crayola got it connected like a motorola

Keep it fizzin like coca cola and keep it going like dora

And yes im the best from the rhyme that come from my head

To the paper that i write surfer dudes say right on

Ghetto kids say im sick Girl say im sharper than a tooth pick

Skater kids say awesome rapper only say oh man haha

And these beats just say oh man when i jump on man

Im so real not fake like con man

Im the top man like im never gonna drop man stop man

I cant stop man i need to keep goin

I need to keep flin i need ta keep oh no man

Im done


And this is a freestyle too the beat "This Is Why I'm Hot" by Mims. I still can't believe that I did this freestyle.

This Is Why I'm Hot Freestyle (http://www.imeem.com/people/v4ituIl/music/-XQwgTgx/lil-g-this-is-why-im-hot-freestyle/)

See next post to continue. Apparently it's too long.

Lil G
08-17-2009, 11:05 PM
Okay continuing.

I already wrote the lyrics down for the song I'm going to do with Kid Crazy, but I still need to find time when we could hook up and record it. Here are the lyrics for you guys to preview.



(Kid Crazy)

I'ma fly young gangster I'ma hustle for life

Mess with me and you'll get scarred for life

Mess with me and I'll get locked up for life

I kill beats and they don't even have a life

I go hard harder than a hammer

My grammars so sick I could probably catch cancer

These rappers whack they lower than limbo

I see straight through them like a window

I'm the greatest these rappers mediocre

I walk out the studio with a smile like the joker

Cuz my rhymes would stick on your head like Aunt Jemimah

And don't ask why you know that I'ma

(Kid Crazy)

(Lil G)

I'ma fly young gangster ain't that the truth

The mic blows up when I step in the booth

I spit so hard I might loose a tooth

So tonight I'm expecting a dollar or two

You could holler to me but I won't holler to you

Cuz that's as embarrassing as someone with holes in their shoes

These rappers trash all they do is pollute

But then I come and play them out like if I was a flute

I'm higher than you ain't higher than me

I got these girls on their knees just kissing ma feet

I'm a king shining like a 20 carat ring

So they call me the walking and breathing bling

I'm hot hotter than a grill

It's Lil G the 9th wonder of the world

And you know I don't pay attention to haters

I'm hotter than a crater I'ma fly young gangster

(Lil G)

(Both)

We fly young gangsters you can't stand past our turf

Go ahead and try but we'll throw you out like nerf

We beasts when it comes to music you know we just stuntin

You fronting we'll make you cry like onions

You could make music but we'll kick you out like karate

And we both the teachers call us Mr. Miagi

And now we gotta message for all you haters

Stop messin with us we just fly young gangsters

(Both)

(Lil G)

I get back at ya like Kirby

My mouth moves mechanically like a Furby

My road is straight yours has bumps like herpes

My road is straight and yours is curvy

Don't step up to me cuz you'll have step back dude

You don't mess with me cuz I'm number 1 and you stink like #2

I got the blood running through my veins like suwu

I got the big knuckles that'll give you a 1, 2

(Lil G)

(Kid Crazy)

3,4,5 I sting like a beehive

I define shine I could make you blind

I define sick you could catch a cold

And to step up to me you have to define bold

Yeah I'm so smart all I have is knowledge

My pants are so baggy cuz the money in my pockets

I'm riding fly I'm sharp like the teeth on an alligator

We just fly young gangsters

(Kid Crazy)

Okay, well that's about it.

Hannah
08-17-2009, 11:16 PM
Reading that just felt uncomfortable.

Lil G
08-17-2009, 11:32 PM
Reading that just felt uncomfortable.

Ummmmm... not like that....

jalexbrown
09-08-2009, 10:05 AM
Okay...so this is pretty rough, and I scribbled it up in like forty-five seconds, but I couldn't help but post it.

Four tutles in the sewer one day found by a rat who knew Ninja - destiny was bound
In a glowing green ooze the four tutles just grew - Splinter knew eventually the Shredder would lose
Strike hard and fade away was the lesson he taught and then it was just the turtles and the pain that they brought
Named after artists or so it was told - the four mean green ninja machines were on a roll
Leonardo was the leader with the katanas he tucks while Michaelangelo carried two nunchakus
Donatello had the bow and Raph had the sais so I know that you wouldn't wanna mess with these guys
It was the Shredder they were after by they couldn't slip by - the Foot was on a mission that they couldn't survive
And in the end all that stood was the turtles four - Cowabunga! - they were brothers forever more

[Break]


It doesn't matter if their bandanas are different colors or if they're all red - the enemies are dead
When they form in a swarm for whoever their after - the rat named Spliter is their ninja master
And if you run then they can run faster - Peter Laird drew Donatello with a blaster
So if you gain distance then you hear a blast - the next thing you see is four turtles right on your ass
Casey Jones says Pain 101 is the class - Raph says he doesn't wanna fight but Casey just laughs
And in the end we all learned of course that with ninja - fighting is a last resort

Anarky
09-08-2009, 10:17 AM
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

You might not want to publish your rough and scribbled up raps. In case you just said that to avoid harsh criticism, you may not want to pursue a career as a rapper which is the nicest way of putting it I can think of.

jalexbrown
09-08-2009, 10:46 AM
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

You might not want to publish your rough and scribbled up raps. In case you just said that to avoid harsh criticism, you may not want to pursue a career as a rapper which is the nicest way of putting it I can think of.

Lol. I take no offense and I mind no criticism. I knew it wasn't very good, but I'm okay with giving other people a laugh at my expense. I wouldn't pursue a career as a rapper anyways.

Lil G
09-11-2009, 03:21 PM
My laptop broke so I cant post any more songs... im pissed....

XERO
09-11-2009, 03:35 PM
Write some lyrics about it whenever you can fix it. I mean that, too.

Lil G
11-09-2009, 02:59 PM
Just made a Myspace music page. I will be uploading songs there every once in a while, so here's a link to the page.

My Myspace Music Page (http://www.myspace.com/lilgrapzforeva)

Please post constructive criticism. Thanks!!!

whitemonkey
12-28-2011, 01:59 AM
Inspirational blunt smoking music.
So whats your favorite of your own songs to listen to?

Princess Anri
01-01-2012, 01:51 AM
Challenge redacted.

Peanut
01-01-2012, 02:01 AM
What the f*ck?

Princess Anri
01-01-2012, 02:10 AM
Yeah, it's pretty hard to believe I haven't been signed yet.

But the joke/nonsensical rap battle market isn't as big as you might think.

I'm not giving up though.