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Mutated Turtle
03-15-2010, 11:59 PM
Its Simple,Im An elite....Ask me a question...And i'll do my best to awnser it.

Powder
03-16-2010, 12:06 AM
Eh?

All your base

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 12:13 AM
All your base

Erm,High Charity was detroyed...:ohwell:

Luzmagica
03-16-2010, 10:03 AM
Where did you get your training lessons??

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 03:08 PM
Where did you get your training lessons??

Covenant Milatary.

Ninjinister
03-16-2010, 04:20 PM
You're an elite what, exactly?

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 05:17 PM
You're an elite what, exactly?

This>http://ultimatehalo3cheats.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/halo3-elite-combat-armor.jpg is an elite...

Turo602
03-16-2010, 05:24 PM
Why did you get your ass handed to you by Master Chief?

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 05:25 PM
Why did you get your ass handed to you by Master Chief?

umm...cause he pwnz?

Turo602
03-16-2010, 05:27 PM
umm...cause he pwnz?

Damn Straight:lol:

Master Splinter
03-16-2010, 05:44 PM
How many push-ups can you do?

-ms

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 05:50 PM
How many push-ups can you do?

-ms

However many elites do.

Ninjinister
03-16-2010, 06:24 PM
This>http://ultimatehalo3cheats.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/halo3-elite-combat-armor.jpg is an elite...

Is that a grunt enemy from Kamen Rider?

Mutated Turtle
03-16-2010, 06:26 PM
Is that a grunt enemy from Kamen Rider?

Umm no,Its a covenant species...Which i am.

Turo602
03-17-2010, 02:49 PM
Umm no,Its a covenant species...Which i am.

:lol:You should be in a mental place. You think your an alien from Halo that likes TMNT and can type English.:lol:

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 02:52 PM
:lol:You should be in a mental place. You think your an alien from Halo that likes TMNT and can type English.:lol:

:trolleye:Umm,no.its a joke...just like all the other 'Ask' threads.:trolleye::trolleye::trolleye:

Turo602
03-17-2010, 03:00 PM
:trolleye:Umm,no.its a joke...just like all the other 'Ask' threads.:trolleye::trolleye::trolleye:

Yeah I know. That's why I added this face :lol:.

But anyway what's your name Elite?

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 03:03 PM
Yeah I know. That's why I added this face :lol:.

But anyway what's your name Elite?

Thel.(not really...its an elite name)

Ulisses31
03-17-2010, 03:05 PM
Hey...:tgrin: get a life :tsmile: too much videogames make you turn in an Elite... :teek: (jk)

And this is an Elite, at least in a TMNT forum:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/2634236211_812a73d122.jpg

Turo602
03-17-2010, 03:22 PM
Hey...:tgrin: get a life :tsmile: too much videogames make you turn in an Elite... :teek: (jk)

And this is an Elite, at least in a TMNT forum:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/2634236211_812a73d122.jpg

Hey!!! Halo Elites are way better!

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 03:53 PM
hey!!! Halo elites are way better!

qft.....>.<

Samhain
03-17-2010, 08:35 PM
qft.....>.<

LMAO! Yall be in the wrong place then.

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 08:41 PM
LMAO! Yall be in the wrong place then.

Huh?QFT=Qoute for truth.>.<

Ninjinister
03-17-2010, 08:44 PM
Isn't this supposed to be an asking questions thread? Do you all have to be such dorks?

Samhain
03-17-2010, 08:44 PM
Huh?QFT=Qoute for truth.>.<

Uh yeah? ''Halo elites are better''. You said QFT. Hence my post.

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 08:45 PM
Isn't this supposed to be an asking questions thread? Do you all have to be such dorks?

yes it was a ASKING thread...:x

Turo602
03-17-2010, 08:47 PM
How many Marines have you killed?

Mutated Turtle
03-17-2010, 08:48 PM
how many marines have you killed?

over 9000!!!!111

Ulisses31
03-18-2010, 03:56 AM
Donīt take this bad Iīm only jk... but is there any Halo forum...?


Now seriously:

Are you Elites planing to take the Mousers job?


Side Note:

Have anyone seen "Tropa de Elite"? (Elite forces from Brazil)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elite_Squad these guys eat Halo Elite for breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wov3XL318CM see it from 2min (careful, there is some violence)

http://rd1audienciadatv.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tropa-de-elite1.jpg

Powder
03-18-2010, 04:00 AM
Hey!!! Halo Elites are way better!

Anyone saying anything is better then anything tmnt related is cruisin' for a bruisin'.


:x:tlol:

Cowabunga Kiefer
03-18-2010, 07:22 AM
Anyone saying anything is better then anything tmnt related is cruisin' for a bruisin'.


:x:tlol:
"Wait,....that is the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything!" -Peter Griffin. :lol:

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 03:02 PM
Donīt take this bad Iīm only jk... but is there any Halo forum...?


Now seriously:

Are you Elites planing to take the Mousers job?


Side Note:

Have anyone seen "Tropa de Elite"? (Elite forces from Brazil)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elite_Squad these guys eat Halo Elite for breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wov3XL318CM see it from 2min (careful, there is some violence)


http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=304365<halo form

rav4ge
03-18-2010, 05:24 PM
What's your weapon of choice? (besides energy sword).

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 05:41 PM
What's your weapon of choice? (besides energy sword).

Plasma Rifles,

Turo602
03-18-2010, 05:41 PM
What color is your armor?
Who created the Multiverse?
What's your Home Planet?
Where do you live?
What color is your Sh*t?
What do you eat?
Who's Peter Griffin?
Who am I?
Where you involved with the Destruction of Reach?
How old are you?
Say Fart in your Mouth in your language?
Did you sh*t yourself when you encountered Master Chief?
Who lied to you?
How did you become a TMNT Fan?
How old are you?
When did you join the Covenant?
Why do you Hate Master Chief so much?
Do you fear the Flood?
Have I killed you in Halo Combat Evolved?
Have I killed you in Halo 2?
And will I be able to kill you in Halo Reach?

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 05:51 PM
What color is your armor?
Who created the Multiverse?
What's your Home Planet?
Where do you live?
What color is your Sh*t?
What do you eat?
Who's Peter Griffin?
Who am I?
Where you evolved with the Destruction of Reach?
How old are you?
Say Fart in your Mouth in your language?
Did you sh*t yourself when you encountered Master Chief?
Who lied to you?
How did you become a TMNT Fan?
How old are you?
When did you join the Covenant?
Why do you Hate Master Chief so much?
Do you fear the Flood?
Have I killed you in Halo Combat Evolved?
Have I killed you in Halo 2?
And will I be able to kill you in Halo Reach?
1.IDK.2.sanghelios.3.In a house.4.I wont awswer that.
5.Spartan heads....6.A person in family guy.7.someone on a TMNT forum.8.yes.9.wouldint you like to know?10.Wort Wort.11.no.12.prophets.13.2k3 cartoon.14.IDK.15.HES A SPARTAN.16.no.17.no.18.no.19.Maybe.

Turo602
03-18-2010, 05:57 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?

Why was I just laughing?

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 05:58 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?

Why was I just laughing?

Because you watched the 2009 VMAs again...

Turo602
03-18-2010, 06:01 PM
Who Farted?

And are you friends with the Arbiter?

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 06:03 PM
Who Farted?

And are you friends with the Arbiter?

YOU farted.And yes,I Am the Arbiter...

Turo602
03-18-2010, 06:06 PM
No Freaking way!!! I didn't even smell that or hear it come out, WOW!:lol:

If your the Arbiter then why do you hate Master Chief?

and the last one for now but...

Riddle me this Riddle me that who's afraid of the big black Bat?:lol:

Mutated Turtle
03-18-2010, 06:08 PM
No Freaking way!!! I didn't even smell that or hear it come out, WOW!:lol:

If your the Arbiter then why do you hate Master Chief?

and the last one for now but...

Riddle me this Riddle me that who's afraid of the big black Bat?:lol:

HES A FRIKIN SPARTAN. umm...The Riddler from Batman??

Ulisses31
03-19-2010, 04:33 AM
This is how kids communicate nowadays...? Poor little fellows... Videogames have brain washed them...:tgrin: (the same was said about cartoons in my time)

So when will you answer my question?

Are you planing to take Mousers job?

Because is the only reason that explains an Elite getting his "face" on a TMNT forum...

Mutated Turtle
03-19-2010, 03:15 PM
[QUOTE=Ulisses31;761321]



Are you planing to take Mousers job?
QUOTE]

no.

Ulisses31
03-19-2010, 06:36 PM
OK, then what is an Elite doing in a TMNT forum? Expanding Halo Universe? Or... just went the wrong turn?

Mutated Turtle
03-19-2010, 06:40 PM
:POK, then what is an Elite doing in a TMNT forum? Expanding Halo Universe? Or... just went the wrong turn?

Elites can like TMNT too,

Ulisses31
03-20-2010, 04:52 AM
WOW Elites like something more than kill, kill, kill, and..... kill?:tconfuse::teek:

Mutated Turtle
03-20-2010, 02:43 PM
WOW Elites like something more than kill, kill, kill, and..... kill?:tconfuse::teek:

Well,The prophets are dead,but the Covenant Loyalist aren't,neither are The Flood...

Turo602
03-21-2010, 05:18 PM
Um the Covenant aren't just kill kill kill. They built Halo to Destroy everything to take the Flood out. They never had beef with Earth. It was part of the stupid Prophets great Journey.

And that was a word from a geek.

Mutated Turtle
03-21-2010, 06:13 PM
Um the Covenant aren't just kill kill kill. They built Halo to Destroy everything to take the Flood out. They never had beef with Earth. It was part of the stupid Prophets great Journey.

And that was a word from a geek.

The forunners made it,not the covenant...

Vivi
03-21-2010, 07:04 PM
So, how exactly do you teleport?

Mutated Turtle
03-21-2010, 07:10 PM
So, how exactly do you teleport?

.........elites can't.......

Magdolin
03-25-2010, 08:11 AM
If you were to write a song, what kind of song would it be? Rap? A love song? Pop? Dance? Rock?

Ulisses31
03-25-2010, 08:25 AM
I believe he will reply... Death:teek: Metal:D

Roland
03-25-2010, 10:00 AM
are the rocksoldiers tougher opposition than brutes?

Mutated Turtle
03-28-2010, 03:05 PM
Sure.

If you were to write a song, what kind of song would it be? Rap? A love song? Pop? Dance? Rock?
Probably rock...

TheCanadiandrome
03-28-2010, 11:24 PM
if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Mutated Turtle
03-28-2010, 11:39 PM
if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

...Evergreen...

Ninjinister
03-29-2010, 10:48 AM
Annie, are you okay, Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?

Roland
03-29-2010, 12:12 PM
Did you ever met the turtles or ex-cel dude?

Mutated Turtle
03-29-2010, 01:49 PM
Did you ever met the turtles or ex-cel dude?No.Annie, are you okay, Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie? WTF????????????

Roland
04-19-2010, 11:33 AM
What does a elite eat?

Mutated Turtle
04-19-2010, 11:38 AM
What does a elite eat?

Anything.Cats mostly. [/SARCASM]

Roland
04-20-2010, 02:22 AM
Anything.Cats mostly. [/SARCASM]

Sylvester: 'Suffering sackatash!'
Tweety:'poor little pudie cat'
Roland:'hey you two he was only kidding!'

What does a elite do in his spare time?

Mutated Turtle
04-20-2010, 02:28 AM
What does a elite do in his spare time?

They go into the MLG playlist and watch the noobs who can't shoot a BR.:lol:

Roland
04-20-2010, 02:44 AM
They go into the MLG playlist and watch the noobs who can't shoot a BR.:lol:

Ha ha ha :lol: .
What type of armor do you wear and which color is it?

Mutated Turtle
04-20-2010, 08:13 PM
Ha ha ha :lol: .
What type of armor do you wear and which color is it?

This > http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/1/14/Arbiter.jpg Color is brown. And,at one point,this > http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/4/48/Fleetmaster.jpg

TheCanadiandrome
04-20-2010, 08:15 PM
what are your weapons of choice?

Mutated Turtle
04-21-2010, 01:16 AM
Plasma Rifles,


...........................

Roland
04-21-2010, 02:19 AM
Is there other type of clothes you would like to ware if you could get your armor off? Like t-shirt and shorts?

What is your favourite vehicle?

Mutated Turtle
04-21-2010, 02:22 AM
Is there other type of clothes you would like to ware if you could get your armor off? Like t-shirt and shorts?



Not really.:ohwell:


What is your favorite vehicle?
Spectre.

TheCanadiandrome
04-21-2010, 10:51 AM
why are Elites so awesome?

Mutated Turtle
04-21-2010, 07:53 PM
why are Elites so awesome?

Why?Because they are bad-ass.

Peanut
04-21-2010, 07:55 PM
Why did they kill your wife on the quasi-feudal Japan-based planet of your birth? Also, why were your mandibles missing?

Mutated Turtle
04-21-2010, 08:59 PM
Why did they kill your wife on the quasi-feudal Japan-based planet of your birth? Also, why were your mandibles missing?

Ummm,No.That wasn't me. That was http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Fal_'Chavamee

TheCanadiandrome
04-21-2010, 09:58 PM
are you responsible for the fall of Reach?

Mutated Turtle
04-21-2010, 11:49 PM
are you responsible for the fall of Reach?

Yes,I was the commander of 'The Fleet of Particular Justice'.

***First of Two Latin Kings***
04-22-2010, 12:14 AM
I thought this thread was dedicated to the Elite Foot/Elite Guards.

I am completely uninterested now, but also grateful...maybe I"ll start my own.

Mutated Turtle
04-22-2010, 01:05 AM
I thought this thread was dedicated to the Elite Foot/Elite Guards.



It completey is not,Except for some people mentioning them.

Roland
04-22-2010, 03:32 AM
How fast can an elite run?

Ulisses31
04-22-2010, 06:30 AM
Do you bath? Or just stink? Do Elites have sex?

Mutated Turtle
04-22-2010, 08:47 PM
Do you bath? Or just stink?
Sometimes.
And I won't answer your other question.:blanksta:

shuriken
04-30-2010, 04:06 PM
Do you bath? Or just stink? Do Elites have sex?

Again with the sex.
I soon realized that this was not dedicated to the Foot Elite and therefore remove myself from this section. Good day to you.

Roland
05-01-2010, 03:33 PM
Did you ever see a spartan dude randomly took his warthog up the elevator and ramp on a scarab? ( that was me)

Mutated Turtle
05-01-2010, 04:05 PM
Did you ever see a spartan dude randomly took his warthog up the elevator and ramp on a scarab? ( that was me)

Nope.But I've seen Spartans destroy a Scarab.

Roland
05-02-2010, 12:09 PM
Nope.But I've seen Spartans destroy a Scarab.

Aw you should of seen it that was awesome.

If there one question you always wanted to be asked what will it be?

Mutated Turtle
05-03-2010, 02:48 AM
Can someone please lock this thread?