View Full Version : No More Spam
03-21-2002, 05:17 AM
I installed a spam-prevention hack to hopefully stop people like SPEEd and lol from spamming (or at least slow the spam down). If it causes any problems for anyone (besides the spammers :smile:), let me know.
03-21-2002, 06:02 AM
Sorry, what is considered to be spam? Maybe I am too inattentive :oops:, but I haven't found anything about spamming and getting warnings either among the FAQ or in the Forum Rules. Please tell me more about the rules.
Spam can be any number of things, but it's almost always disruptive. Examples we've seen here are posting a single word/sentence over and over, we're talking like hundreds of times in a single thread. Also blank posts, especially if they're very large. Off topic advertising, or just general off-topic posts, can also be included.
03-21-2002, 11:09 AM
Thank you, Kali. If the rules are so simple, I shouldn't be afraid of getting "banned". The more so that I have nothing to advertise. :grin:
03-21-2002, 02:04 PM
Thank you Krang! I will put up a shrine in your honor!!!
the spamming with speed was ridiculous. he spammed this here forum a bunch of times. I was ready to kill him, but i didnt want to clean up the mess left over from it...
03-21-2002, 02:48 PM
Thankee kindly, Krang! Now maybe we can relax a little :grin:
03-21-2002, 02:50 PM
YEA KRANG! WE IS MAKIN PROGRESS! WOO HOO!
03-21-2002, 07:08 PM
whoa... yeah, thanks.
And I was thiking if there was an easier way for mod to delet massive amounts of Spam. But this Spam hack sounds like that'll solve the problem or excess posts to clean up. (I hadn't experienced any weirdness yet)
SPEEd aka lol, please refrain from using that language. Its annoying and inappropriate.
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03-22-2002, 03:08 PM
lol aka SPEEd. May I politely suggest that you find a new hobby and get a life.
dont push it...
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03-23-2002, 01:50 PM
I told you before to stop the insults. Now cut it out. Krang doesnt want that kind of negativity around here.
Did you read what I said! Isn't that cool.
03-23-2002, 02:03 PM
Yes, i read it, and i didnt like it. Im sure Nunchucker wouldnt like it either. :mad:
03-23-2002, 02:18 PM
No I do not like it. At least I still have the patience to remain polite. :mad:
Now please stop being so childish!
03-23-2002, 02:30 PM
The insults and the spamming do not bode well for you, lol. I suggest it ceases before something drastic has to be done.
03-23-2002, 03:18 PM
TWP, The Whistle Posse is 4 life. SPEEd! SP Double E D. That's ME!
03-23-2002, 04:39 PM
cuz u prolly jus got urself kicked out on that name too for pronouncing that so good job! (on gettin kicked out)
Hot Rod 350
03-23-2002, 08:16 PM
dammit dude! Can't you let us be?
03-23-2002, 10:20 PM
Hmph...some people are so childish.
Hot Rod 350
03-23-2002, 10:53 PM
Hey Krang, better watch this lunatic! I am referring to lol or thewhistleposse
03-23-2002, 10:55 PM
Well, according to my reasearch, SPEEd, lol, NNS, and the whistling possums are all the same person...
03-23-2002, 11:11 PM
*nods his head*
I believe your research is correct, Machias. Krang will probably see these posts sooner or later.
03-24-2002, 04:14 AM
SPEEd, you had a chance, and you blew it by constantly spamming. Your library's IP address has been banned, and so have all your names. Now go away.
03-24-2002, 10:06 AM
Thank you so much Krang.
Now maybe we can continue with our fandom, free from the fear of being choked up with usless and down right rude spam.
03-24-2002, 10:26 AM
Krang was too nice to speedo if you ask me!
03-24-2002, 11:21 AM
He wants to give everyone a fair chance. Speed screwed himself over with his stupidity...man, where's the Darwinian awards when you need them?
03-27-2002, 01:12 AM
I agree, RaphRockz. Krang was very patient with Speed, but he blew his chances. The Technodrome can breathe easy now :grin:
03-27-2002, 02:29 PM
well not totally easy, cause see he is still out there and could goto a diff comp see so thats how that works....crap i brought a bad point thats not good *ducks from all the swings people are taking at him* ah ha it was a joke
Well, you all. I guess I haven't been here long enough to see the whole extent of what he's done, but he's in my hometown! whoa! what a small world, I've contacted him about meeting up, and maybe i can talk him into behaving :wink: hee hee..
03-28-2002, 10:08 PM
Uh oh...that might've been a bad idea. Here, you might need this.
*hands Mica a can of mace*
03-28-2002, 10:14 PM
Wait, dont forget this!
*hands Mica Spam shield, Spam-proof gloves, electric cattleprod, and an exploding mango*
NOW youre ready to face him! :grin:
03-28-2002, 10:18 PM
Where'd you get an exploding mango?? I want one of those!!
03-28-2002, 10:20 PM
There with the silver ones, and the rotten blue one--oh wait, that's you....just check the crate. :grin:
03-28-2002, 10:24 PM
Grrr...:razz: I am not rotten!
*searches through the crate*
03-29-2002, 11:38 PM
you can never be ready o meet my cousin speed
*hands u ear plugs* here u WILL need these trust me
03-30-2002, 08:26 AM
hello Mikey! I just got done DJing at KAUR for 2 hours. I'm beat man, I'm going to sleep.
Mica call me when I'm on the radio on KAUR at 6-9pm on Saturday. Guess what everyone?! I'm going to be playing the TMNT Theme on the air. Cool huh?
04-03-2002, 01:37 PM
"man, where's the Darwinian awards when you need them?"
SPEEd won them all :sad:
I confused, he's not a blabbermouth, mikey (but that's cuz I am.. maybe he couldn't get a word in edgewise)
AND WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE AND MANGOS????????
04-11-2002, 10:22 PM
They're all insane. All of them.
04-11-2002, 10:23 PM
Its just an inside joke.I made mango lassies in a project, and we pretty much just kept all the mangoes around. now we have blue mangoes, silver mangoes, and even paint-filled mango bombs!
what's a mango lassie? is it related to a meloncollie?
04-11-2002, 10:26 PM
Its a drink!
04-11-2002, 10:30 PM
*points at SC*
Don't listen to her!! She's the crazy one! Why else would she handcuff herself??? :razz:
04-11-2002, 10:33 PM
I didn't handcuff myself! I handcuffed myself to you, you're the one who got out and cuffed me to myself!!! And look what happened! I'm bra-less now because of you!
04-11-2002, 10:34 PM
Man azure! you dont even touch her and youre already at second base!!!
okay.. handcuffing yourself to azure.. poor guy... you really have to fight them off with a chainsaw, don't you azure?
Bra-less? ok, no.. that one is TOO open, not EVEN gonna go there...
~Mica (again I say "Mango? Why a MANGO?")
04-11-2002, 10:39 PM
Heh heh. *stands over unconscious Azure* Reminds me of the days I come in bra-less.
you killed him! TITS OF DOOM! Sorry.. long story... you're pretty good, you can knock a guy without even taking off your shirt. (of course with the hoochi momma tight shirts kids wear these days, you never know :razz: that might be VERY revealing)
~Mica (but I like baggie!!)
LOL! I loved that story! *snickers*
OMG! YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? DON'T TELL PETIE!! *begs and plaeds with kali* I don't wanna be bannished from the TMNT community for blasfomy!
04-11-2002, 10:46 PM
Hah hah hah! Gee, I get to have my revenge on Azure without having to chase him!
*Pulls out 101 Things To Do with an Unconscious Turtle*
*Runs off for supplies and returns with glue glitter and feathers. Coats Azure's shell liberally with glue and sprinkles the glitter on. The proceeds to do the same with the top of his head...only using feathers instead of glitter*
*giggles* Don't worry, Mica, I won't tell. I don't know where the guy is anyway.
*watches SC "glamorize" Azure* Wait, lemme get a camera.
LOL skelly! I think I have that book somewhere around here, me and my friend Sela once practiced #24 (try to reanact the bride of chuckie scene with the semi to see if turtles splatter into a million pieces or if thier shell protects them) on a passed out leo! But Don took him away and told us we were bad nyar (long chat room experience)
I seem to have lost my copy... What else does the book suggest?
04-11-2002, 10:52 PM
Story? Blasphemous story? What is this about, and where can I read it? :lol:
Looks like Kali has decided to take the book's "compromising photos" suggestion!
Hey, let's not forget that you included ME the last time you used that suggestion. As for the story, it's still on your site, right, Mica?
04-11-2002, 10:55 PM
*starts to stir*
well, i really shouldn't.. but go to mandy's TMNT site (http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/amandatello/mandy/) and read The Fic that makes no Sense...
but I'm not telling you how to get thru the links maze to the story!!! ;P
~Mica (you must solumnly swear not to tell peter! WE LUVZ HIM! REALLY!)
kali and an unconcious turtle and COMPROMISING photos?? I'm not sure i want to know... did it involve duct tape or a cattle prod??
Nope. Drugged doughnuts and some weird clothing.
04-11-2002, 11:01 PM
Oh jeezum, dont tell that, its embarrassing!
more drugged doughnuts? man, that's why i swore off those things... TMNT 2 just totally grossed me out... those dougnuts had to be weeks old to crumble like that in razor's hand... ewww...
04-11-2002, 11:04 PM
you think drugged donuts are bad, you should have been here during the famous 'wax incident'...
04-11-2002, 11:04 PM
*finally awakens, stands up, and suddenly feels odd*
Oh no....I feel impending doom.....
*reaches up to scratch his forehead, but notices a thick layer of feathers instead*
GAH!!! What'd you do to me this time?! This is worse than RBM!!
*runs to look at the mirror and notices more than just feathers*
M..m...m.....MY SHELL!! I spent all morning polishing it!!!!!!! GRRRRRR...And now I look like some demented chicken that just got back from a Mardi Gras...
*withdraws his katana and glares at everyone*
Okay, who's responsible?! Speak now, or forever hold your peace...and I mean it when I say forever...
Ooh, think we should tell her about Azure "blowing on his tail". His words, not mine! *falls down in a fit of giggles*
04-11-2002, 11:07 PM
..... :neutral: ......
That's it, I've had enough of this abuse.
*walks of in disgust towards the UM forums*
04-11-2002, 11:07 PM
*Jumps up and down waving arms*
It was MEEEEEEE!!!
*stops jumping but breasts keep jiggling. Azure drops his katana.*
Hah hah! Run away! Run away!
*Runs off giggling*
04-11-2002, 11:08 PM
*snicker* I didnt do it! *snicker*
That was when the crab snapped onto his tail! I remember having to pull it off. Not fun, well, for Azure that is... :evilgrin:
boingy boingy boingy! :evilgrin: sorry... force of habit...
blowing on his tail? WTF? Wouldn't he have to get a few ribs removed to do that? Or in his case, a few plastron plates??
04-11-2002, 11:10 PM
i dunno, from my experience, ninja turtles are surprisingly flexible. ;D
*grabs Azure's feet* No, don't go, I'm sorry Azure, I really am. I'll just follow you, you know. :evilgrin:
Some people seemed to have missed the point. It's not HOW, it's WHAT!
04-11-2002, 11:11 PM
Hey, it impressed me too! But he refuses to do it again.
LOL! You guys are too wierd, well I'm off to finish my drawing of Launch (aka Lunch in the MANGA) be4 skipping off merrily to the land of Nod.. nite all!
Wow. Mica called us weird. Cool!
04-11-2002, 11:22 PM
*walks back in, munching on a blue mango and dragging Kali with him*
Hmph...what's all the fuss about? I'm not weird...I'm unique!!
*tries to pry Kali off of his legs*
Grrr...getting you, the glitter, and the feathers off of me is going to be harder than I thought.
04-11-2002, 11:22 PM
*stops running and does happy dance*
Ooh. I can help with that! We'll just draw you a bath. And we'll have to rewax your shell, of course.
04-11-2002, 11:25 PM
N-no! No more wax!!
*tries to run*
Ah, I'm feeling generous tonight. That, and I'm tired. So I'll refrain from torturing you.
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