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Dirty Blond
10-18-2011, 07:56 PM
Give bad advice, then ask a question for yourself.

I'll start: How do I get better with women?

Powder
10-18-2011, 08:01 PM
All girls have incestuous desires for their father. Find one you like and ask her if she wants to roleplay father/daughter behind closed doors.
They love it! They'll immediately take you to their apartment and throw you in the sack.

I've been put in the friendzone. How can I make her think of me as more than a friend?

Dirty Blond
10-18-2011, 08:04 PM
I've been put in the friendzone. How can I make her think of me as more than a friend?

Let her think of you as a kidnapper.

How can I best lose weight fast?

Shreddhead
10-18-2011, 08:46 PM
Eat nothing but raw beef and try to get a helpful tapeworm.

Whats the best way to get my dog to stop barking at strangers?

Jester
10-18-2011, 09:23 PM
Whats the best way to get my dog to stop barking at strangers?
KILL THEM!

Is there really a Santa Claus?

XERO
10-18-2011, 09:32 PM
Is there really a Santa Claus?

Yes. But he was really... REALLY... NAUGHTY. :evil:

Are drugs bad for you?

gobo
10-18-2011, 09:37 PM
πr best when fried

Why bother?

Jester
10-18-2011, 09:39 PM
Are drugs bad for you?
Of course not. Drug away!

I think I'm addicted to Crystal Meth, what should I do?

gobo
10-18-2011, 09:53 PM
Pull my finger.

Why bother?

Powder
10-18-2011, 09:53 PM
Of course not. Drug away!

I think I'm addicted to Crystal Meth, what should I do?

Switch to silver meth. It's at least better for you. Maybe after cutting down in quality, you'll be able to quit.

How can I convince my parents to buy me a car?

gobo
10-18-2011, 09:57 PM
Guns can be pretty persuasive.


Why bother?

Jester
10-18-2011, 10:02 PM
Why bother?
Don't...just end it.

Should I have this looked at?

gobo
10-18-2011, 10:16 PM
No.


What time is it?

BubblyShell22
10-19-2011, 09:35 AM
Time for you to shut the hell up.

I have bad mestrual cramps right now. How can I get rid of them?

gobo
10-19-2011, 10:53 AM
Hysterectomy.


How do I get kids to stop picking on me? :cry:

Dirty Blond
10-19-2011, 11:46 AM
How do I get kids to stop picking on me? :cry:

Tell them you're gay. Bullies respect minority groups.

Do looks matter in relationships?

Jester
10-19-2011, 02:31 PM
Totally, sorry ugly...

Does this dress make me look fat?

gobo
10-19-2011, 04:51 PM
No. Your gut does.


How can I be a better person?

BubblyShell22
10-19-2011, 05:14 PM
Make a lot of jokes. People like that.

How can I stop these bad sinus headaches?

Dirty Blond
10-19-2011, 06:52 PM
How can I stop these bad sinus headaches?

Move to Siberia.

My best friend just died. How long should I wait before I date his girlfriend?

Slap-Happy
10-19-2011, 08:21 PM
Don't even start with dating. Just force yourself upon her.

How can I get a discount in HDTVs?

BubblyShell22
10-20-2011, 09:02 AM
Forget the discount. Just steal one. It's so much easier.

It's so cold here. How can I stay warm?

pannoni1
10-20-2011, 09:10 AM
Forget the discount. Just steal one. It's so much easier.

It's so cold here. How can I stay warm?

Simply move to a warmer climate locale. If you really miss the warmth, consider moving to Death Valley, CA where it will get so warm, you may be lucky to survive the first summer, considering that water is scarce there and your body may not sweat enough to cool it. Or, you can always start a fire and touch it, then ---- BAM! You're dead. You should have just bundled up in layers and use the fire carefully.

What is the best interstate highway to do dragstrip racing?

Dirty Blond
10-20-2011, 04:24 PM
I use the 5 in the L.A. area.

What should I do with all these documents I found in the trash that have Social Security numbers printed on them?

Slap-Happy
10-20-2011, 07:48 PM
Just pass them out to people. Maybe they need scratch paper.

How can I get across town in an hour, but without a car?

BubblyShell22
10-22-2011, 05:01 PM
Run as fast as you can. It might work.

How can I get rid of this horrible sinus headache?

Jester
10-22-2011, 05:04 PM
Decapitation works...

Should I eat this?

Scoshan
10-23-2011, 08:01 PM
Hellz yeah! Who cares if its oozing a strange glowing substance!


If I jump off this building, will I fly?

gobo
10-23-2011, 08:36 PM
Only with an umbrella.


How can I convince Elvis Presly to tour again?

BubblyShell22
10-24-2011, 08:31 AM
Dig him up out of his grave and tell him he'll make millions of dollars.

What should I get my mom for her birthday? (Incidentally, that's today.)

Dirty Blond
10-24-2011, 04:45 PM
A McRib (they're back!)

Is this thing loaded?

gobo
10-24-2011, 04:55 PM
Nah, it's just had a couple beers.


How is war legal?

Jester
10-24-2011, 04:58 PM
Because the politician say so...

What should I get for my son's 18th birthday? (ironically...I didn't read Bubbly's post...this just happened. :D)

gobo
10-24-2011, 05:16 PM
A hovercar.


Why is this thread titled "bad advice" when people are only asking for bad suggestions anymore?

Jester
10-24-2011, 05:25 PM
Kill them all??

She says the baby is mine, how do we prove otherwise?

gobo
10-24-2011, 06:06 PM
Dying works.


Why is this thread titled "bad advice" when people are only asking for bad answers anymore?

Jester
10-24-2011, 06:08 PM
Satan?

Is this much different than ask a question, get an answer?

BubblyShell22
10-25-2011, 07:39 AM
No, because we're supposed to be asking for advice and not just asking random questions.

My Internet keeps disconnecting on me. How can I stop this?

Dirty Blond
10-25-2011, 04:33 PM
Find another habit. Drugs work. Nature's Internet, that's what I say.

How do you mend a broken heart?

Jester
10-25-2011, 04:39 PM
Needle and thread.

What kind of dog should my family get?

Redeemer
10-25-2011, 05:26 PM
= I have bad mestrual cramps right now. How can I get rid of them?

Grow a penis:lol:

How do I get rich???

gobo
10-25-2011, 06:11 PM
Sell your brain to your local mad scientist.


What kind of dog should Jester's family get?

Jester
10-25-2011, 06:12 PM
A large Mexican sewer rat that we assume is a chihuahua...wait...

What TV shows should I devote my life to?

Slap-Happy
10-25-2011, 06:14 PM
All of the CBS sitcoms are really great. Except for that peice of sh*t How I Met Your Mother.

I've decided to become a vigilante. What's my first step?

rav4ge
10-25-2011, 06:50 PM
I've decided to become a vigilante. What's my first step?Go hit up eBay and buy the most flamboyant costume you can find. The more sparkles and pretty colors, the better. You want to stand out, remember!

I wanna be a brony. What's the most important thing to know?

BubblyShell22
10-26-2011, 08:28 AM
That people are going to think you're weird for being a brony.

How can I stop it from raining?

Dirty Blond
10-27-2011, 02:05 PM
Form an organization called Occupy Bad Weather.

I need to apologize to an old friend. What should I say?

Scoshan
10-27-2011, 03:00 PM
Say you have an evil twin.

How do I get into my car after locking myself out?

Jester
10-27-2011, 04:27 PM
Brick...

There's an attractive woman who lives across the way from me. I see her in her window every night and I think I'm falling for her. How should I deal with this?

Turo602
10-27-2011, 04:34 PM
Confront her, tell her that you've been peeping at her, and ask her if she wants to buy you dinner sometime.

My friend wants to commit suicide and I don't know what I should tell him.

Slap-Happy
10-27-2011, 04:56 PM
Tell him that you've always wanted to see a head explode and it would be pretty cool if he could make that happen.

Anyone know a place where I can sell some homemade fireworks?

BubblyShell22
10-28-2011, 08:16 AM
The local police station would work. They'd love to see a light show.

My sister has a bad case of the flu right now. Any remedies to help her get better?

Slap-Happy
10-29-2011, 02:25 AM
I heard that a broken nose can really help, so try that.

Anyone know where I can buy spoons real cheap?

gobo
10-29-2011, 02:51 AM
No.


What kind of advice did you expect?

BubblyShell22
10-30-2011, 05:37 PM
Good advice of course.

What is the best way to get chocolate off of one's clothes?

Donnie
10-30-2011, 06:57 PM
Good advice of course.

What is the best way to get chocolate off of one's clothes?

You should most definitely go up to the next attractive girl and ask her to lick it off for you. Instant success!

How should I avoid drinking alcohol?

gobo
10-30-2011, 08:24 PM
Have your esophagus cemented.


What should you do when you have nothing to wear that matches?

BubblyShell22
10-31-2011, 09:10 AM
Simply wear mismatched clothes and screw what other people say.

What would be the best costume to wear on Halloween if I were going out tonight?

Dirty Blond
11-01-2011, 08:21 PM
We all know you didn't go out last night.

Should I join the French Foreign Legion?

BubblyShell22
11-01-2011, 08:29 PM
No, you should join the Spanish Inquisition. So much better.

So, the Christmas shopping season is starting early this year. Any advice on how to get the items I truly want to get?

AT-Man
11-02-2011, 07:17 PM
So, the Christmas shopping season is starting early this year. Any advice on how to get the items I truly want to get?

With violent behaviour.


Which organ from my body should I sell for some quick 'n easy money?

Zany Orange Dude
11-13-2011, 04:39 PM
Which organ from my body should I sell for some quick 'n easy money?
Your heart, so many people are lacking those they will pay a hefty price for yours.:twink:

What is the best environment for me to fully concentrate on my work?

BubblyShell22
11-14-2011, 07:09 AM
How about a place with a lot of noise. That can usually help get the creative juices flowing.

What is the best way to cook a turkey?

Zany Orange Dude
11-14-2011, 03:07 PM
In the freezer, of course!

How do I trick someone into thinking I am not crazy?

SherlockJr
11-14-2011, 06:44 PM
Kidnap them, tie them up, and refuse to let them go until they admit you are perfectly sane-- all while dressed like Big Bird and threatening them with a cleaver.

What's a perfect way to show that special someone you care?

gobo
11-14-2011, 07:42 PM
Try remembering their name.

I have a date this weekend, but zero fashion sense. How do I dress to impress?

Zany Orange Dude
11-14-2011, 07:51 PM
In drag, that will definitely impress!

Where should my claustrophobic friend and I hang out at this weekend?

BubblyShell22
11-15-2011, 07:15 AM
In an elevator. I've heard it's the ideal hangout spot.

I have a batch of brownies. Who should I give them to?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 04:27 PM
Deliver them in person to a cannibal.

How can I be safest when driving my car?

SherlockJr
11-15-2011, 05:23 PM
Under the influence while wearing a blindfold.

What's the safest way to cross the street?

gobo
11-15-2011, 05:38 PM
Look both ways to make sure vehicles are zooming towards your path before leaping into the road.

Why do vampires always suck so much?

BubblyShell22
11-15-2011, 05:44 PM
Because sucking animal blood is the "in" thing now.

What's the best way to rent a movie?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 06:58 PM
^Go to the Candy store and demand one.

How should I save the world?

SherlockJr
11-15-2011, 06:59 PM
Press the red button.

How should I cram for a test?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 07:09 PM
^By watching The Room.

How should I make more friends?

SherlockJr
11-15-2011, 07:13 PM
^ Never shower and stalk the people you want to make friends with. Fool-proof.

How should I break up with someone without being cruel?

gobo
11-15-2011, 07:18 PM
Dangit, Sherly! * shakes fist*
How should I make more friends?
Be yourself. That won't scare anyone away. Promise. ;)

My head aches. What should I do about it?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 07:18 PM
Slam your head against the wall until it goes away.

What should I do in the movie theater?

gobo
11-15-2011, 07:25 PM
How should I break up with someone without being cruel?
Be just plain evil instead.

How do I make sure my picnic doesn't get rained out?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 07:34 PM
Have a picnic in a fountain just as a hurricane blows through.

What is the best way to go out with a bang!?

gobo
11-15-2011, 07:35 PM
What should I do in the movie theater?
Be yourself. It can't hurt... Can it? O_o

What should I fix for Thanksgiving?

SherlockJr
11-15-2011, 07:38 PM
^ The decapitated head of your latest victim.

How can I stay awake through a boring lecture?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 07:40 PM
What should I fix for Thanksgiving?

Cereal, but with milk. Hey it's a holiday it's okay to pig out!

Where is the best place to do jumping jacks?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 07:42 PM
How can I stay awake through a boring lecture?

Don't show up for the lecture, that way you won't fall asleep during it! :twink:

What do I do to stay healthy?

BubblyShell22
11-15-2011, 08:10 PM
Eat a lot of chocolate. Studies say it'll really help you out with your weight problem.

What's the best way to make fish?

Zany Orange Dude
11-15-2011, 08:17 PM
1st step, go to your neighbors house, 2nd step, take their pet goldfish to your home, 3rd step, enjoy your fresh sushi.

How do I make toast?

BubblyShell22
11-16-2011, 07:40 AM
Take bread and pour gasoline on it. Then light a match, and you're good to go.

How can I stop this bug bite from itching?

Zany Orange Dude
11-16-2011, 08:51 AM
By chopping the bug bite off with a handy dandy butter knife!

How do I fix my computer?

SherlockJr
11-16-2011, 10:02 AM
Smash it with a hammer. Violence solves every problem imaginable.

How can I get into show business?

BubblyShell22
11-16-2011, 06:08 PM
Sneak onto a movie set and give yourself a role.

How can I stop my Internet from disconnecting on me?

gobo
11-16-2011, 06:13 PM
Pay your bills.

I'm supposed to ask for advice, but I can't think of anything worth asking. What should I do?

mysterycolor
11-16-2011, 06:21 PM
google "question worth asking" and then post the first result.

Should I rely on the advice I receive here???

Zany Orange Dude
11-16-2011, 06:39 PM
Are you mad! Of course you should! Are you questioning all of these wonderful and completely sane people's suggestions!?

My advice has been questioned, what should I do?

gobo
11-16-2011, 06:50 PM
Destroy all monsters.

google "question worth asking" and then post the first result.
Your thoughts...?

Zany Orange Dude
11-16-2011, 07:04 PM
My thoughts? I seem to have misplaced them somewhere? Will you take a bus token instead?
Wait I found them! Hmm, interesting, I seem to think it is ingenious!

I have a dynamite, what should I do with it?

BubblyShell22
11-17-2011, 12:13 PM
What anyone else does. Go to the tallest building and blow it up.

What's the best way to save on gas money?

gobo
11-17-2011, 12:30 PM
Eat more beans.


How do I show someone that I hate their guts?

Zany Orange Dude
11-17-2011, 12:50 PM
Talk to them every second you get to tell them how kind and amazing they are and then, when they least expect it, GIVE THEM FLOWERS!

How do I accomplish my dream of flying?

***First of Two Latin Kings***
11-17-2011, 01:32 PM
Talk to them every second you get to tell them how kind and amazing they are and then, when they least expect it, GIVE THEM FLOWERS!

How do I accomplish my dream of flying?

Tie chickens, buzzards, or turkeys to your arms and then light them on fire.

How can I get girls to go out with me?

mysterycolor
11-17-2011, 03:53 PM
Tie chickens, buzzards, or turkeys to your arms and then light them on fire.

How can I get girls to go out with me?

it's easy! just go up to every girl you see and say "yo yo yo i'm cjj and i want YOU to polish my sai!!"

How can I get girls to go out with me?????

Zany Orange Dude
11-17-2011, 04:16 PM
Piece of cake! Get a cardboard sign that says "Will date for food." All the desperate chicks will flock to you and you get a bite to eat as a bonus!

I want to advertise some of my drawings, what should I do?

BubblyShell22
11-18-2011, 05:24 PM
How about drawing on random walls? That'll get your art noticed.

What's the best way to get a bad stain out of my jeans?

gobo
11-18-2011, 05:39 PM
Have someone else wear them. :evilgrin:


Someone just tried to poison me with an apple pie bomb. What should I do?

Zany Orange Dude
11-18-2011, 09:14 PM
Be optimistic and eat it.

How should I control my anger?

mcauley
12-02-2011, 03:14 PM
You should paint yourself green and run around your streets in purple shorts yelling that "so and so is making me very angry". The hulk did it and he now has several movies about himself.

What do I get my girlfriend for Christmas?

BubblyShell22
12-03-2011, 10:17 AM
Why not treat her to a romantic night alone with lots of sex? It doesn't cost you a thing and makes you both so happy.

What's the best way to decorate a Christmas tree?

Redeemer
12-03-2011, 10:35 AM
Pour a little gas on it and then jst toss a match on it and there u go.

How do I get a girlfriend????

gobo
12-03-2011, 10:56 AM
Rufies.


How do I get a local girlfriend without leaving the house?

Zany Orange Dude
12-03-2011, 11:03 AM
Poke your head out of a window in your house and yell, "HEY YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" to the first female that walks by, all while you are holding a gun.

What should I do to really get in the Christmas spirit?

SherlockJr
12-03-2011, 11:05 AM
Steal toys from impoverished children.

What's the best way to impress people?

gobo
12-03-2011, 11:19 AM
Run into them face-first as fast as you can. You'll leave a lasting impression in their midsection/forehead/w/e.


How do I get a gun with which to try some advice I was recently given?

BubblyShell22
12-03-2011, 06:28 PM
Steal one off of a cop. They can always get more.

What should I get my BF for Christmas?

Zany Orange Dude
12-21-2011, 02:14 PM
An autographed 20x20 framed picture of yourself.

What kind of cookies should I bake?

BubblyShell22
12-22-2011, 08:54 AM
Just serve them raw. It'll all be good.

What should I get my cousin for her wedding next year?

Zany Orange Dude
12-23-2011, 06:37 PM
A scrapbook filled with pictures of her old boyfriends.

What is the meaning of life?

BubblyShell22
12-25-2011, 02:59 PM
Life sucks and then you die.

What is the best thing to get at the after Christmas sales?

Zany Orange Dude
12-26-2011, 06:33 PM
Anything that is not on sale!

How do I travel in style?

BubblyShell22
12-27-2011, 10:19 AM
Horse and buggy. Works every time.

What's the best way to get rid of the ice on the steps?

Bigfoot
12-29-2011, 08:21 PM
Spray it down with the hose, or dump a bucket of water on it. It should loosen right up.

When is the best time to by real estate?

BubblyShell22
12-31-2011, 04:09 PM
Forget about real estate. Just use a cardboard box. I hear they're pretty roomy.

What's the best way to ring in 2012?

Redeemer
01-28-2012, 06:46 PM
Go to Pennsylvania and ring the Freedom bell as loud as u can!!

How can I lose weight fast????

BubblyShell22
01-29-2012, 07:19 AM
Eat a bunch of food and then make yourself puke. It does wonders.

What should I do with my BF for Valentine's Day?

Zany Orange Dude
02-06-2012, 05:57 PM
Give him a poem that states everything about him that you hate, then punch him in the face and leave. A day well spent wouldn't you agree?

There is an old woman trying to cross the street, what should I do?

BubblyShell22
02-07-2012, 06:36 AM
Just watch while she gets hit by a car. After all, she's old and probably lived a good life anyway.

What's the best way to find out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?

gobo
02-07-2012, 01:11 PM
Go up to some hobo, and offer them money to lick your lollipop.

How do I establish dominance over all mankind?

BubblyShell22
02-07-2012, 01:21 PM
Mind control. It really works.

What is the best way to get rid of writer's block?

Zany Orange Dude
02-07-2012, 08:59 PM
Bash your head against a wall until it goes away.

What should I do to get Nick to release new info on the upcoming TMNT show?

BubblyShell22
02-08-2012, 07:42 AM
Go to Nick HQ, point a katana at their throats, and demand what you crave. Trust me, they won't be able to hold back.

How can I stop all the drama going on in my family?

Zany Orange Dude
02-12-2012, 08:44 PM
Simple, kidnap them all and throw them in a basement together! From there you force them to make peace between one another and cut the drama or else you will unleash your crazy ninja moves on them! See, what'd I tell you, piece of cake.

There is a bug flying around my house annoying the hell out of me! How do I get rid of it?

BubblyShell22
02-13-2012, 06:39 AM
Start annoying the bug. Chances are, the bug will get annoyed at you and will leave.

How can I stop my brain from having a brain fart?

Lethal Lullaby
03-19-2012, 03:36 PM
Tell your brain to stop eating beans.
Where should I hide the python?

TurtleTitan97
03-19-2012, 03:46 PM
Inside your parent's bed.

How do you get someone to stop yelling?

Bauer536
03-19-2012, 04:23 PM
Give them the vulcan neck pinch. If they wake up, tape their mouths.

What would happen if you suddenly saw Michael Bay on the street?

BubblyShell22
03-19-2012, 04:28 PM
Kick him in the family jewels and run away.

What is the best way to plant flowers?

Lethal Lullaby
03-19-2012, 08:51 PM
plant them in your aunt's carpet
How do I explain to my dog that she ain't a cat?

BubblyShell22
03-20-2012, 07:28 AM
Put her in front of a mirror and make her stare at herself all day. Then she'll learn.

How can I tune out Kelly Ripa's horrendous laugh?

Zany Orange Dude
03-25-2012, 10:40 PM
Shove dynamite down her pants. Lets see her laugh now!

I can't find Scooby Doo, what should I do?

Shreddhead
03-25-2012, 11:51 PM
Get an old Pirate costume and paint it with glow in the dark paint and terrorize your local malt shop until he shows up.


I want to start cloning extinct Dino's, how should i go about it?

Jester
03-26-2012, 12:14 AM
I want to start cloning extinct Dino's, how should i go about it?
VMoBQQbaN_o

How do i make $1,000,000.00 quickly and easily?

Shreddhead
03-26-2012, 02:38 AM
Marry someone with $2,000,000 and get a divorce.


Ive got an interview tomorrow, what should i wear to impress them?

Jester
03-26-2012, 02:45 AM
Wear?

What should I have for breakfast?

Shreddhead
03-26-2012, 03:03 AM
Wear?


-Oh yes, a man's attire makes a great impression :tcool:

Breakfast? a bottle of jack with a side of sauerkraut...mmmmmm

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Lethal Lullaby
03-31-2012, 12:26 PM
Stop quoting the Sound of Music, and tell Maria to tell you everything or else,
What do I do if I see a hobo in my shower?

gobo
03-31-2012, 12:46 PM
Wash his back for him.

When your home theater arrives at perfection, where do you go from there?

Shreddhead
04-04-2012, 02:10 AM
Wreck it, The Who style.


What's the best way to ace my next exam?

BubblyShell22
04-04-2012, 07:33 AM
Make sure you're sitting next to the smartest kid in the class. Then make sure to copy off of his/her paper. You'll ace it for sure.

If I were to move, where would be the best place to go?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-08-2012, 08:45 AM
Pluto so you can be far far away.
Is it mean to run up to a tree and hug it, while talking to it like if it was the girl next to it and say, "OMG look at how skinny you got!" *fart*

KROW
04-08-2012, 01:12 PM
If drugs were involved, no. Otherwise, learn all forms of the word, "clinic."

Itchy eyes, no working water, melon-baller. Thoughts?

gobo
04-08-2012, 03:09 PM
Not really.

What should I ask here?

Jester
04-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Something involving balsa wood.

Should I make a computer desk out of balsa wood?

BubblyShell22
04-08-2012, 04:51 PM
Nah, use rotten wood. It's so much better.

If I were to get a dog, what should I name it?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-08-2012, 07:42 PM
greetings, i pee on the rugs...preferbaly shaggy!:lol:

Why is there a naked person dancing in my house?

Lethal Lullaby
04-08-2012, 07:52 PM
It's obviously their favorite spot to dance.
Should I punch the guy standing next to me in the face?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-08-2012, 08:08 PM
technically, i'm sitting.

what should i name my pimple? :D :o :roll:

KROW
04-08-2012, 09:29 PM
Mortimer Toynbee Winthrope, III.

Where can I get a good pair of chaps?

Not really.

((Jesus, gobo, you're about as good a straight man as Andy Dick.))

BubblyShell22
04-09-2012, 07:17 AM
Go up to a cowboy, knock him out, and take his chaps.

What should I have for lunch today?

Lethal Lullaby
04-09-2012, 03:52 PM
Whatever you can find in the morgue!!
How do you make a oragami girrafe?

BubblyShell22
04-09-2012, 04:13 PM
Find a real giraffe and try to fold it up. After all, they're flexible.

How can I find out the meaning of life?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-10-2012, 07:44 PM
look at a horse

why is there a phsyco in my neighborhood?

gobo
04-10-2012, 09:11 PM
Cuz that's where you live.

What's a 'phsyco'? :-?

Redeemer
04-10-2012, 09:15 PM
Cuz that's where you live.

What's a 'phsyco'? :-?

phsyco=gobo

I have all these credit cards what should I do?

BubblyShell22
04-11-2012, 07:14 AM
Use them as decorations for your wall. I'm sure they'd look nice.

What would be the best way to spend the day?

Lethal Lullaby
04-11-2012, 07:27 AM
Go surfing in the Nile river.
Do I really have to go to school?

BubblyShell22
04-11-2012, 03:17 PM
Nah, ditching is often healthy. Besides, you'll learn more outside school than you will inside anyway.

What is the best way to get rid of the little sore I have on my ear?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-11-2012, 06:09 PM
break your arm so you can pay attention to something else!

is it weird for a guy to like desperate housewifes?

BubblyShell22
04-12-2012, 07:40 AM
No, not really. You're just embracing your feminine side.

What sort of flowers should I plant outside?

Lethal Lullaby
04-12-2012, 11:30 AM
A hand and hopefully a body will grow.
When will I see a real unicorn?

BubblyShell22
04-12-2012, 02:33 PM
When the next rainbow appears in the sky.

What's the best way to view a solar eclipse?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-13-2012, 08:01 PM
in your undies with a bottle of jack and a high quality telescope pointed directly at it,w/ no protection. :D

17thCenturySorcerer
04-13-2012, 08:02 PM
forgot question: How come American Dad is funny. :x

BubblyShell22
04-14-2012, 07:32 AM
It's not funny if you don't know anything about politics or just don't care.

How can I tune out all the political crap I hear on TV?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-14-2012, 07:44 AM
turn it off

beep?

gobo
04-14-2012, 12:28 PM
Same to you, buddy! :x

Tweet?

Jester
04-14-2012, 12:31 PM
Only if you're a celebrity with far too much ego and time on your hands.
Is that the Bat-signal?

BubblyShell22
04-14-2012, 02:57 PM
No, you're going blind and are seeing things that aren't there.

Did someone just fart in here?

TurtleTitan97
04-14-2012, 07:12 PM
Nope, it's just old expired air freshener. Nothing to worry about.

How can I get people to stop complaining about the new Ninja Turtles movie?

Lethal Lullaby
04-14-2012, 08:07 PM
Rip their tongues out.
Who stole my Dr. Pepper?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-14-2012, 09:23 PM
your stomach. :lol:


my body what you think?

Jester
04-14-2012, 09:33 PM
Would be pretty good with salt...

What should I do next Tuesday at 3:00 P.M.?

gobo
04-15-2012, 12:28 AM
Stop breathing.


Can I get a "what what"?

BubblyShell22
04-15-2012, 07:49 AM
No, you can get a "hey hey."

How can I stop it from raining?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-16-2012, 04:42 AM
turn up the sun.

how come everyone always ask weird ?'s ?

gobo
04-16-2012, 04:47 AM
Affirmative.

Right?

BubblyShell22
04-16-2012, 07:05 AM
No, you are so wrong.

What other advice can I ask for?

Lethal Lullaby
04-16-2012, 11:01 AM
As much as you can hold in your memory.

How do I get rid of trespassers, if I don't have a gun?

BubblyShell22
04-16-2012, 03:51 PM
Chase them across your property with a frying pan. That'll scare them away.

How do I protect my home from robbers?

TurtleTitan97
04-16-2012, 04:00 PM
Ask them kindly to go away.

How can I make a quick buck without doing work?

17thCenturySorcerer
04-17-2012, 09:15 PM
armed robbery

what do you do if you have a wallabe in your shoe.

BubblyShell22
04-18-2012, 07:35 AM
Stick it in your pants so it'll be more comfortable.

What should I do if a dog follows me home?

Lethal Lullaby
04-18-2012, 02:58 PM
Feed it a cat. Maybe it'll leave.

Should I choose red or black?

BubblyShell22
04-18-2012, 06:00 PM
Both of those colors suck. Choose blue.

Should I eat ham or turkey on my sandwich?

Lethal Lullaby
04-30-2012, 11:44 AM
Neither. Use jalepenos.

Should I clean up my the mess my grandma and her little friends made of every hacking dish in the house??

BubblyShell22
04-30-2012, 04:06 PM
Hell no! Make them clean it up since they made the damn mess.

What should I have for lunch tomorrow?

gobo
04-30-2012, 04:19 PM
A midnight snack.

Why can't I ever think up decent advice to ask for?

TurtleTitan97
04-30-2012, 06:28 PM
Easy, you can't think.

What's the best way to study for a test?

Lethal Lullaby
04-30-2012, 06:43 PM
Sit in a dark corner and rock back and forth while humming the exorcist theme.

How should I design my nails?

zkarlette
04-30-2012, 07:34 PM
Color them like little PAC -MAN ghosts..

Should I go to the mall today?

Zany Orange Dude
04-30-2012, 08:21 PM
Ask yourself that question again tomorrow, by then it will be to late to decide.

I can't dance what so ever! What can I do to change that?

BubblyShell22
05-01-2012, 07:29 AM
Watch Dancing With The Stars and try and learn from that.

What's the best way to learn how to cook?

Zany Orange Dude
05-01-2012, 08:14 AM
Experiment, experiment, experiment. Throw away all those pointless cook books and just go grab random food from around your home and mix it all together to see what poison- I mean delicacy- you concoct!

What should I do with this cat I found?

Bauer536
05-01-2012, 09:43 AM
Give it a bath and dress him up in a Batman costume.

I have this bad itch. How do I get rid of it?

TurtleTitan97
05-01-2012, 09:45 AM
Scratch it until it goes away.

How can I stop having writer's block?

shezcrafti
05-01-2012, 10:21 AM
How can I stop having writer's block?

Start plagiarizing.

Should I get a tattoo?

Lethal Lullaby
05-02-2012, 06:59 AM
Yeah get a tattoo of a person wearing a tattoo.

How will I do on my playing test for Orchestra today?

Archon_Turtle
05-02-2012, 07:02 AM
Yeah get a tattoo of a person wearing a tattoo.

How will I do on my playing test for Orchestra today?

Not too sure, but you should burn down the auditorium for luck!

I need a career change. What should I do?

zkarlette
05-02-2012, 12:29 PM
Go with your heart,and find something that drives you and makes you happy and stick to it.
Cloudy / weird weather..Should I take and umbrella or take a chance?

17thCenturySorcerer
05-02-2012, 05:50 PM
well mrs. spirtual you no need one

thats all folks?

Lethal Lullaby
05-05-2012, 12:34 PM
No we still got to interview santa clause.

Should I buy a Victorian hat or ribbon laced boots?

BubblyShell22
05-05-2012, 04:00 PM
Neither. Buy an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

Should I have cookies or candy for dessert?

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 04:11 PM
Cookies.. Definetely cookies.:P

Should I be on time for the party or fashionably late ?

TurtleTitan97
05-05-2012, 04:50 PM
Neither, don't go at all.

What's the best way to impress someone?

Mr.Turtle
05-05-2012, 04:57 PM
give a chip n dale dance

how to stop michael bay frm turning tmnt to tant?

Jester
05-05-2012, 05:04 PM
KILL HIM!!!!

how to stop mr turtle frm posting mindless crp?

TurtleTitan97
05-05-2012, 05:06 PM
Easy, order a group of ninjas to take him out.

How can I gain ultimate power?

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 05:08 PM
Using your group of ninjas ?

Are we on your team or are we done for ?:-?

TurtleTitan97
05-05-2012, 05:10 PM
Are we on your team or are we done for ?:-?

Nah, you're fine.:twink:

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 05:13 PM
Great! :D

When will the takeover begin?

Lethal Lullaby
05-05-2012, 07:07 PM
6 hours 6 minutes and 7 seconds.

Should I tell my brother to change the light bulb right after I turn it off when it's still hot?

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 08:43 PM
Nope, wait till it cools down.

You made me remember about a light bulb that I have to change.. Should I do it now or tomorrow?

gobo
05-05-2012, 08:48 PM
Do it yesterday.

How do I shed some excess weight?

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Cut your food in half , give up alcohol and try to exercise at least 30 min ..

Does this sound fun?:ohwell:

Lethal Lullaby
05-05-2012, 09:38 PM
It sounds quite thrilling actually.

Should I hide a firecracker in the cake?

zkarlette
05-05-2012, 09:44 PM
Nope , I would suggest you eat the cake and enjoy it with your loved ones.

Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate ?

BubblyShell22
05-06-2012, 06:58 AM
Chocolate all the way.

Should I do the dishes today or wait until tomorrow?

Lethal Lullaby
05-06-2012, 11:15 AM
Wait until the next lunar eclipse

Should I wear pants today?

cyberweasel
05-06-2012, 04:42 PM
I say, BE FREE!!!!

Should laundry day be Sunday?

BubblyShell22
05-06-2012, 04:58 PM
No, laundry day shouldn't exist for you. Get someone else to do it.

How can I get rid of this pounding headache?

Zany Orange Dude
05-06-2012, 05:18 PM
Go to a football game with thousands of cheering fans until it goes away.

My computer refuses to turn off, what should I do?

Lethal Lullaby
05-06-2012, 05:28 PM
Shoot it.

Should I punch a girl for wanting me?

gobo
05-06-2012, 05:30 PM
Turn it back on first.

Wait. What? :-?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 05:11 AM
Shoot it.

Should I punch a girl for wanting me?

Ask her if she wants a nice Hawaiian Punch.

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Should I take a shower this morning?

BubblyShell22
05-07-2012, 06:46 AM
Nah, let the odors waft down with you. Chicks dig a smell man.

Should I wait until later to do the dishes?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 07:18 AM
Just start throwing them in the bath tub. It's just like a bigger sink.

Should I play video games, or do my drawings for work?

zkarlette
05-07-2012, 09:41 AM
Drawings for work..

Trust Cheerios or frosted flakes?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 09:47 AM
The only way to decide is to find a swarm of bees and a Bengal tiger and have them fight in a cage match. Whoever wins is the cereal you choose.

Should I brush my teeth after every meal?

zkarlette
05-07-2012, 09:51 AM
Most definitely.

having bunnies roaming on your yard ..good or bad?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 10:00 AM
(Wait, I thought this was the "Bad Advice" thread? Like, we're supposed to ask a question, then someone answers by giving humorous bad advice... ? For instance, you asked if bunnies in your yard was a good or bad thing, so I'd say something like...)

If you've got cute little bunnies roaming around in your yard, you should pump helium gas into their dens, so they'll breath it in and float away. :twink:

zkarlette
05-07-2012, 10:05 AM
Well sometimes we get mixed up with all the rules like in all the other threads:lol:
But those are indeed the rules of the game and that's a good bad advice

Does it makes any sense ?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 10:21 AM
So... giving good advice is bad... so that makes it bad advice? That just twisted my mind a bit.

Lethal Lullaby
05-07-2012, 03:08 PM
(So can we continue? I have an interesting Question.)

Should we play ultimate frisbee with a circular saw blade?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 08:05 PM
Fantastic idea. But only if you have to catch them in your mouth, dog-style.

Should I clean my apartment, or just burn it down, as fire is the ultimate cleanser?

TurtleTitan97
05-07-2012, 08:07 PM
BURN IT!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Should I study right now, or wait till morning?

Nintendophile
05-07-2012, 08:11 PM
Just put the book under you pillow as you sleep, and you'll absorb all the knowledge through your head.

I really love to eat toast, but I hate having to get out of the bath tub if I've got a craving for it. Should I just balance the toaster on the edge of the tub so I can have crunchy treats while I bathe?

Zany Orange Dude
05-07-2012, 08:42 PM
Screw balance, just put the toaster in the tub with you!

I am hungry? Any ideas how to fix my problem?:tconfuse:

gobo
05-07-2012, 10:07 PM
Not a clue.

Anyone have one I can borrow?

zkarlette
05-08-2012, 01:58 AM
Hands gobo the game of clue..

Is it better to eat a sandwich with or without the crust?

Lethal Lullaby
05-08-2012, 06:54 AM
Eat it with 12 sections. 6 being crust. 6 being crustless.

I'm bored. What should I do?

Nintendophile
05-08-2012, 07:39 AM
Rob a bank. It's usually a good cure for mid-morning boredom.

I just downloaded a whole bunch of SEGA Genesis roms. Should I play some video games, or ink some drawings?

gobo
05-08-2012, 12:30 PM
Walk the plank, ya filthy pirate! :x

How should I indicate that I'm joking?

Lethal Lullaby
05-08-2012, 02:48 PM
Stab them in the eye and laugh like a retard.

Can anybody see me now?