Yahoo! I got my first fanfic on the web!

[Kameko]

It's not the first one I wrote, but it IS the first one I've managed to get on the web.
Do me a favor and go read, then tell me what you think! :smile:

http://www.geocities.com/puckworld_or_bust/tmnt/reflect.html

[enigma-1]

That's great, Kameko. I'll read it later on and see how it turns out.

[Kali]

Nice way to introduce your character, I really liked it. Not gonna spoil it for anyone else, but I've been in that situation before. I nearly flattened them too.

Though you might want to fix the links on that page.

[azure turtle]

Ooh, very nice fic, Kameko. I like. It sets up the scene of your "turtle universe." I hope to read more :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Awesome intro, Kameko! I definitely look forward to reading more :wink:

[Saisei]

Love how it's starting out, Kami. Great job on showing off your personality! Can't wait to see more of it.

[Kameko]

:grin: Glad you like it! I have several more, the trouble is I have like, no will power when it comes to actually sitting down and typing them up...*sigh* Aw, well. And I'll fix those links, too. Thanks for letting me know they were screwed up. I need all the help I can get in that department *too lazy to test all her links*

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Hamato Kameko, a.k.a. Turtle Child!

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[azure turtle]

Typing them? Don't tell me you're re-typing all your stories unto Geocieites :eek: If you're using Page Builder like I am, all you have to do is convert your current stories (assuming that they're saved on the computer) into HTML files. Then you can just link to those after you upload them.

[Kameko]

Yeah, but the problem is, i have this habit of writing them in my spiral notebook, and then I have to put them on the computer later. And i just don't like long stretches of typing. :sad:

BTW, "Adventures in Grocery Shopping" (I think that's what I titled it) should be the next one up. Eventualy. I hope. :goofygri:

[azure turtle]

Woah, nm then. I usually type up all of my stories...I can't write at the same speed that all of my ideas are flying at. Well, when you do get your other stories up, let us know :wink:

[Kali]

I have that same problem, Kameko. I have mine written down, and I have to be in the right "mood" to sit down and just type. Like I was doing this morning, I've nearly got the next three chapters of Midori done. Whew.

Adventures in Grocery Shopping. Oh, man, I've been to the mall with them. Hope you fare better than I did.

[Loolaa]

I loved your story, Kameko! Your character is cool, and I was right with her wanting to kick those girls!
*gives innocent smile*

Can't wait to read your next one. :smile:

I write my fics down on paper first too, I can't type fast enough to get all my ideas down, and sometimes I write on the bus, anyway!

loolaa

[Kameko]

*revels in the praise*

:smile: Thanks, guys. I FINALLY got windows back on the computer in my bedroom, so with any luck, I'll be able to put up more within the next couple of days.

[Machias Banshee]

woohoo! Cant wait to see it! :wink:

Hmm, i take it Dony saved the day by getting your puter up and running again?

[Kameko]

Naturally. Heck, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have a computer at all. He can be a real nerd sometimes, but he can be pretty cool, too. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

Heh, i bet he yells at the computer and talks to it just like me and my brother do...
Donnie is awesome. What else can i say? Makes me feel bad for some of the trouble i've put him through...

[Loolaa]

*gasp*
What terrible things have you put my Donnie through?????!

Apart from the big dog... I already know about the big dog.... *glares*


Loolaa :wink:

[azure turtle]

You should see the terrible things Machias did to him in the ATFT RPG. :eek:

[Loolaa]

*looks horrified and runs over to ATFT*

Loolaa

[azure turtle]

LOL! You might have to look at the older posts.

[Kameko]

...erm... "big dog"?

Have you been picking on my brother?

And yes, btw, he does yell at the computer sometimes. It's hilarious, 'cause he doesn't get angry very often. :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, I wasnt THAT mean to him in the ATFT RPG! I was talking a lil' about my story too...But yes, I finally have the completed list of all clone-infected threads now. Hehehe, some of the stuff we did was an absolute riot. :lol:

Big Dog? Is that some rude referral to Master Splinter?

[Kameko]

:???: Beats me. I'm still trying to figure out what in the heck they're talking about this time.

[Loolaa]

:lol: No!!! I'm talking about the big dog in 'Feelings of guilt' !!

...Splinter....??! *backs away slowly*

[Kameko]

'Feelings of guilt'?

Comic? Fanfic? What? Help me out here, apparantly i'm a little slow. :neutral:

[Kali]

Feelings of Guilt (http://www.undermanhattan.com/dawnatello/guilt.html) is a wonderful fan fic by the talented Machias Banshee.

[Machias Banshee]

*slaps forehead* Duh, that's right! My evil dog a la Jurassic Park, as HT so eloquently figured out.

*bows* Yes, I wrote the story. At first it was going to be about Don's fear of Dog's but then i realized how much deeper his fear of guilt can be...

*remembers her coment about Splinter* Umm, let's hope Splinter didnt hear that one...
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kameko]

Ohhh...I get it. Goodie, a fanfic I haven't read yet!

[Loolaa]

On 2002-05-01 16:21, Machias Banshee wrote:
*remembers her coment about Splinter* Umm, let's hope Splinter didnt hear that one...


:lol: He heard... and he's on his way...!!

*runs*

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Jeez! :eek: *hides behind the mango crates*

Who ratted on me?! Oh Man, talk about a bad pun.... :roll:

[Kameko]

:evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*still hiding from behind crates* Heh, if i had a shell, It'd be off already...

*ducks as Splinter comes towards the thread*

[Kameko]

:lol: Good Luck, Machias...

Oh, Hi, Master Splinter!

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: Hello, child...Have you seen Machias recently?

*tries to stifle sneeze from behind the cra~AHhChooo!~ Ah Damn...*

[Loolaa]

:sweatdro: Ah...... no...Master Splinter...I haven't seen her anywhere....

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[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter turned to the sound of the sneeze, and saw Machias hiding behind the crates*

Sp: Machias Banshee....

Uh-oh....

[Loolaa]

:evilgrin: ...ohhh... you're in trouble now..!!

Splinter: *stern look*

...shutting up...

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: thank you... *turns to machias* Come here, please...

~oh sh!t....~

[Kali]

*peeks into the thread* Splinter-sensei, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? Oh, I see you're busy, I'll talk to you later.

[Machias Banshee]

~What DID he wanna talk to you about?~

*Machias starts tiptoeing from the thread*

[Kali]

~None 'a your business! :razz: ~

Splinter: No, Kali, our "appointment" was first. *glares at Machias* I will deal with you later. *walks out with Kali*

[Machias Banshee]

~Oh really?~

*sneaks away to get Raph :evilgrin: *

Hey Raph, Kali just sneaked off with Splinter. I think it had to do with that page scan she did of one of the weird comix of you guys...

Raph: :blanksta: Youre kidding right?

Go look for yourself... *points the way*

*Raph frowns and heads off in search of Kali*

[Kali]

~Bwhahahahaha! One of our random RP's suddenly got out of hand.~

*Raph searched all over, but couldn't find a trace of Splinter or Kali* I think Machias was just pulling my leg.

[Machias Banshee]

~Yes!!! Bwwaaaahahahaaa *cough* *gag* *splutter* ~

*Machias followed Raph to see what would happen...*

~hehehe, i got something evil to do... :evilgrin: ~
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

~Evil? Do your worst!~

*Raphael was about to give up when he spotted something*

[Machias Banshee]

~You asked for it! :evilgrin: ~

*Well, not so much spotted as heard. He heard voices around the corner, and approached slowly, listening.*

Sp: Hmmm, i fear it is too large for you to handle...

Kali: nah, i think its just lopsided. Here, try pushing harder. I'm pretty experienced with these kind of things...

*Raph shook his head, grimacing.*

Raph: God, I hope that's not what I--
raph! whats going on--

8the sounds of Kali groaning increased, giving the to eavesdroppers the "deer caught in the headlights" look. they exchanged looks and then, with a nod, they jumped around the corner to see--

Kali: Oh hey guys, what do you think of my new sword? *slides sword into scabbard, not lopsidedly*

Raph and Machias: *faint* *thud!*

[Kali]

~*Falls over laughing*~

*blinks* What's wrong with them?

*Splinter gives her a sly smile* They should learn to not jump to conclusions.

[Machias Banshee]

~glad you liked it... :grin: ~

*Raph and Machias slowly got back to their feet and looked at the two.*

Um--Uhh, we justa, um....sh!t. WegottagetgoingBye! *tries to find the exit*

[Kali]

~*tries to catch her breath* I wanna see everybody's reaction to that.~

*exchanges glances with Splinter as Machias runs off, followed by Raph* That was weird.

*Splinter nods* Now, where were we?

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias is unable to find an exit, so she returns to the corner to listen to the conversation*

[Kali]

You were about to show me the kata for the sword technique.

Splinter: Yes, that's right. Get into the starting position.

Like this?

Splinter: No, you need to push your shoulders back, more like this.

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias sneaked a peek around the corner, adn saw Splinter teaching Kali the sword kata. Interested, she climbed to the roof of the small building and sat down at the corner and watched. She had always been interested in swords, but preferred the bo. She watched intently, keeping a mental record of the steps...*

[Kali]

*Splinter gently forced Kali's shoulders back, then adjusted her grip on the sword. He used his foot to push her right leg forward, then stepped back* There, that's much better.

*Kali held the blade steadily in front of her, forcing her breathing into a steady pattern before beginning*

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias watched with increasing interest, and tiptoed across the roof to get closer. She was able to get to the spot right above where the private lesson was taking place, and sat to watch.*

that's so cool...

~You know we're gonna get fried for doing this...~

[Kali]

~Yeah, I know. *pauses* Wait, I run this forum!~

*Kali slowly moved through the kata. She stabbed the sword forward, then pulled it back with her right hand while keeping her left in front of her. She pivoted around and slashed*

*Splinter nodded* Very good.

[Machias Banshee]

~hehehe, man, we go the main one going, and two lil' ones starting...Its an outbreak! :grin: ~

*Machias watched, questions filling her head. But she knew she couldnt ask about them, cuz she knew that she wasnt supposed to be watching them, especially while se was still only a yellow belt (soon to be blue, hopefully!). She needed to be blue belt at least to be able to start weapons, and even then, sword was one of the last weapons learned...*

Oh, i cant wait to learn weapons...

*she leaned forward, not noticing the panel she was on was loosening...*

[Kali]

*Kali shifted for the next moved and felt the horribly familiar feeling of her ankle giving out on her. A sharp pain shot up her leg and the next thing she expected to feel was the ground hitting her at full force.*

*Instead, she felt Splinter's arms around her* Kali, are you all right?

Yeah, fine. My stupid ankle, it's an old injury that resurfaces from time to time. I just need to walk it off. *tries to stand, but falls back towards Splinter*

Splinter: I believe that is enough for today. We don't want to aggravate it any more.

I'm fine, really.

Splinter: Nonsense. *he tightened his grip so she wouldn't try and get up on her own* I'll help you back to the lair.

[Machias Banshee]

Woo--ooaa---aahhhhh! *Machias suddenly slid down the roof, landing on the haypile beside the wall. She got up and dusted herself off and looked to splinter's and Kali's surprised and frowning faces.*

Um...Hi--uh, want some help? :embarass:

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

*Splinter shook his head at Machias' entrance* Yes, we would like your help. Kali has injured her ankle.

It's fine, really.

[Machias Banshee]

oh, okay, I'll help... *goes to support Kali's other side.*

so, back to the lair...?

[Kali]

*sighs* Yeah, I guess.

~Okay, I'm done, we now return you to your regularly scheduled topic. Unless someone else gets some evil ideas...~

[Machias Banshee]

~Sounds like a good place to end...~

Fics Fics Fics! Gotta love fics! :embarass:

[azure turtle]

........
.......
.........
Okay... :blanksta:

[Machias Banshee]

Ummm....Nevermind :embarass:

[Loolaa]

:???: Where'd all that come from??!

[Kali]

From the RP you and Machias started with Splinter, remember? It just kinda grew. It's like a mini fan fic!

[Machias Banshee]

Jeezum, its more like a series, with all the other stories we've conjured in these forums...

[Kameko]

~ *sai* I gotta find a way to get on on the weekends...I miss WAY too much. Though I like your little, erm, situation earlier with Splinter, Kali. :embarass: ~

So, what's happenin'?

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Hamato Kameko, a.k.a. Turtle Child!
"I'm not peeking, I'm spelunking for pork rinds." -Michaelangelo

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[Machias Banshee]

Psst...youre smiley isnt working!

Ah, well....It's been pretty interesting. I've actually been Accepted by Master Splinter to be an official student, so i'm pretty psyched... :grin:

other than that, I gotta study for my Botany final *ugh* and memorize a monologue for tomorrow as well...

[Loolaa]

Congratulations on being an offical Splinters Student, Machias!! What an honour :wink:

[Kameko]

(~ :???: My smiley isn't working? Looks just fine from here.~)

Congrats, Machias! (And good luck *smirks*)

:rolling: Oh, and one more thing: I conned Donny into typing one of my stories for me! Adventures in Grocery Shopping -- Enjoy!
http://www.geocities.com/puckworld_or_bust/tmnt/grocery.html

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Hamato Kameko, a.k.a. Turtle Child!
"I'm not peeking, I'm spelunking for pork rinds." -Michaelangelo

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[Machias Banshee]

Thanks! :grin:

*looks at Loolaa warily*

Umm, you dont have that paddle with you, do you...? :sweatdro:

[Kameko]

Paddle? ...Nevermind, I don't WANT to know...

[Loolaa]

*sai* The paddle was blown away, along with myself.. I can't find it... so i guess you're off the hook...

....for now :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*phew* Its nothing really....She was trying to get me for the stuff i did to Donnie.

[Kali]

Heh heh, gee, I've never been threatened like that by a Leo fan.

[Loolaa]

On 2002-05-06 14:49, Machias Banshee wrote:
*phew* Its nothing really....She was trying to get me for the stuff i did to Donnie.



I would have got her, too, it it wasn't for that dang Azure! :wink:

Hey Kameko, love the new fic... Ectetera..heheh...

[Machias Banshee]

theyre few, but theyre scary! :eek:

[Loolaa]

Leo fan's? Hey.. isn't Nun a Leo fan...?

[Machias Banshee]

Maybe, you'll have to ask--

*Don suddenly walks in, sees Loolaa, and hands her something*

Don: I believe you were looking for something?

What are you giving her?

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Loolaa]

:evilgrin: My paddle!! Why thankyou, Donnie! *smiles sweetly*

*looks at Machias, then Donnie*
Well well well.. would you like to do the honours, Don..?

[Kali]

Yeah, I think Nun mentioned she was a Leo fan, but she didn't try and paddle me for the horrible things I did to Leo. And I don't feel that mad when bad things happen to Raph. Some fan girls are just so sensitive.

[Loolaa]

:razz:

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[Machias Banshee]

*starts backing away from the two*

Dont you dare...

[Loolaa]

Don: Those nineteen thwacks were somewhat humiliating... *hesitates*

* Loolaa nudges Don* It's your choice...

[Machias Banshee]

:embarass: But--but you wouldnt do that to me...I'm your friend!

[Loolaa]

Don: *pauses* True... and I am the pacifist of the group...


:roll: Here just give me the paddle.. I'll do it...

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph suddenly appears, well aware of what's going on*

Raph: Hey, Donnie, didnt she embarass you similarly to that in her story? I say, wail on her!

Shaddap, Raph!
*continues backing up, but finds herself stuck in a corner.*
oh sh!t...

Raph:*looks at loolaa and Don* Want some assistance? :evilgrin:

[Loolaa]

*hands paddle to Raph*
Be my guest! :evilgrin:

Don: We could wait 'till June...

Raph: Nah...

[Machias Banshee]

NO! Anyone but Raph!

Raph: Hey, remember that lil' argument we had?

Yeah....you said i needed a good--No, dont you even think it!
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[Loolaa]

*rubs hands with glee and watches Raph advance*

Raph: Heheh... *swings paddle*

[Machias Banshee]

No Raph, dont! *holds up hands*

*Raph swiftly grabs her hands and drags her over to the large rock.*

Raph: Heh, I've been wanting to do this for a looonnng time... :evilgrin:

[Loolaa]

*covers eyes with hands* Ooooh, I can't watch!!

Don: Maybe we should wait 'till June...

Raph: No way! :evilgrin:

*Leo runs in*
Leo: Raph!! Leave her alone!!

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph ignores his brother, taking Her over his knee and giving her a good hard thwack. The look on her face is priceless...*

Ooooouuuch!!!!

Leo: *tries to hide a smile* Raph, dont do that! She doesnt need to be punished like a child...

*Raph gives her a good slap before he let her go. She got to her feet, rubbing her sore backside*

Thanks Leo...
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Loolaa]

*feels guilty*

Owchie... are you okay? Does it hurt.. or is it just your pride? :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

*scowl* both... *glares at Raph* I'll get you for--

*Raph stands up, paddle in hand* You were saying...?

:sweatdro: I hate you...

[Loolaa]

*pats Machias on the head* I'm sure you'll think of a way to get back at him...

[Machias Banshee]

Im mad at YOU for giving him that paddle!
*walks away, still feeling the sting...*

Leo: Did you REally have to do that?

Raph: Well, i dont make promises i dont keep... :evilgrin:

[Loolaa]

*giggles behind her hand as she watches Machias limp away*

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph hands the paddle back to Loolaa*
Raph: Hey, any time you need help, just give a yell... *smirk*

[Loolaa]

Hmmmn.. *thinks* nahhhh, that'd be too cruel.. the little blue guy gets picked on enough all ready... :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

*starts to tiptoe away to warn azure* :razz:

[Loolaa]

Oh hey.. I wouldn't do that!! Honest! :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

Oh yeah, like you didnt have it get done to me!?

[Loolaa]

Awww.. I was just messing.. why if Raph hadn't o' come in we'd be happily drinking lemonade under the trees.. :sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

*pout* Well, thanks to Raph, i CANT sit, and now my mood has gone sour...

[Loolaa]

...I can get you a cushion... :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

hmph! :razz:

*winces* Well, at least when i did it to Don i was gentle! Raph hit really HARD....

[Loolaa]

Well.. I didn't think he'd hit that hard.... I thought he might go easy.. I don't know him as well as you do...

... next time I'll ask Mikey to do it.. *giggles*

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, that would--What?! Why i oughta... *chases after Loolaa with the paddle*

[Loolaa]

*races off laughing manically*

[Machias Banshee]

*tackles loolaa to the ground*

You were saying?

*raises paddle into the air*

[Loolaa]

*squeals* I'msorry!I'msorry!I'msorry!

[Machias Banshee]

*She hesitates, but then gives her one whack the same strength as the ones she had given to Don. She then stood up, and offered Loolaa a hand*

That's the same strength i had used on Donatello. See, I wasnt that bad....Truce now?

[Loolaa]

Owww.... *takes Machias hand and stands*
*rubs behind*

Okay.. truce.. *shakes hands* I promise not to be as sensitive in future...

[Machias Banshee]

sounds good to me...*shakes hands*

Well, igottagetgoingbye! :evilgrin:

*smacks loolaa's butt before fleeing, laughing maniacally*

[Loolaa]

OW!! Hey!!!!
*watches Machias flee in to the distance*

Hmph.. well I gotta go to bed anyway...

[Machias Banshee]

g'night, Loolaa! :grin:

[azure turtle]

........ :blanksta:
I'm glad I wasn't around for this...
*hides under a sombrero*

[Kali]

*pounces on the sombrero* Heh heh, now where's that paddle?

[Skeletoncrew]

*saunters in*

I dunno. You want to borrow my riding crop?

*offers it to Kali*

[Kali]

Yeah, sure. *takes the riding crop* *evil chuckle*

[azure turtle]

:eek:
Help! I'm stuck in the sombrero and there's danger outside!
*tries to crawl out of the thread*

[Kameko]

*watching from her place by the wall* Oh, leave Azure alone...little dude takes enough crap as it is...

[Kali]

Aww, but that's what he's here for. *lets Azure go*

BTW Kameko, what name would you like to use on the Fan Fic Archive? We already have a Kameko, so should I put Hamato Kameko?

[Kameko]

Sure, Hamato Kameko is fine. That's the surname I claim anyway, since I don't really have one. Anyway, that'll work to distinguish me from the other Kameko. :smile:

[Kali]

Okay! Just making sure. *makes the note* Now we just gotta wait for HT to get back and she'll update.

[Kameko]

:grin: Okeedokee.

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey Kali! Maybe we should forget whipping Azure and take him out for a night on the town! I know this great little club... :wink:

[Kali]

*giggles* Great idea! We'll see how he feels about it.

[Kameko]

Hmmm... what are you guys planning this time...?

[Kali]

Heh heh, we're just being naughty again.

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, if Leo enjoyed it, and Splinter maybe enjoyed it...I'm sure Azure could cope. :smile:

[Machias Banshee]

*walks into the thread, reads and shakes her head*

Man, my timing is getting scary....

*walks back out, doing a lil' jig*

[Kali]

Aww, come on, join us, it'll be fun!

[Machias Banshee]

Youre planning on flagellating either Splinter or Leo, possibly Azure. I dunno....seems risky.

[Kali]

Nah, we're planning on taking Azure to "the club". Though we'll probably have to tie Azure to the chair.

[Machias Banshee]

I dunno, his innocent lil' mind might breakdown or something... Okey, I'll go with you, but if something happens, I aint taking no blame for it...

[azure turtle]

*hears the conversation going on outside*
Eep!!
*decides it's best to stay hiding under the sombrero*
Perhaps now would be a good time to make an escape before I get into trouble...
*starts crawling away*

[Kameko]

*has an irresistable urge to torture Azure* :evilgrin: *innocently:* Hey, Azure, where are you, dude? You wanna play a card game or somethin'? I'm bored to death.

[azure turtle]

*freezes*
Uh oh...I sense impending doom...
*continues crawling away, under the safety of his sombrero*

[Kali]

*jumps around* I wanna play strip poker!

[azure turtle]

:eek:
Okay, that's my cue to get outta here...
*exits the thread*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Runs in from General Discussion wearing nothing but a smile and carrying the dead rubber ducky*

Naked is the way to go!

*Streaks back out of the thread*

[Machias Banshee]

*blink* Man, what a time to enter....

*looks down at herself*

what a time to be back in raptor form...

[azure turtle]

*sees a streaking SC zip by him*
:eek:
What the heck is going on here?!

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes head* I dont know anymore.... :dead:

[azure turtle]

:?: Hey, how'd you get your eyes to do that?

[Machias Banshee]

huh? I just did the usual : thing, and then wrote dead...

see? :dead:

That's how i'm feeling right now anyways...today's really been busy.

[azure turtle]

Hmm...for a moment, I thought it was a new smiley. Busy, huh? Moving out? You'll definitely be missed :sad:

I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now, but I'll stick around here for a few more minutes :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

*pout* Man, everyone's gone! I'm the only one who's here!

What's your paper on, oh blue-hued fellow Scholarly Reptilian?

[azure turtle]

Scholarly Reptile? *snicker* I think that's the first time I've heard that phrase :wink:
My paper is actually a five page essay on...believe it or not...the Simpsons. I'm supposed to analyze three themes that are evident throughout the series. I'm definitely not complaining, since some of my friends are writing about more complicated subjects, like how different cultures can co-exist. :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

Or different species can co-exist, like turtles and rats? :wink: :grin:

[azure turtle]

LOL! Turtles and rats? Of course they get along. 'Tis destiny. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

That would be an interesting paper to write for a psychology class...

'The interactions between humanoid Rodentian and Reptilian under abnormal conditions'

Hmm, talk about their behavior to one another, differences in behavior between the turtles, and their behavior to Splinter...How Splinter deals with everyday occurances and STILL somehow remains sane...Emotional issues of short-tepered turtles...Feeding habits and the heirarchy! :grin:

Ohh, the possibilities!

[azure turtle]

Hey, now there's a paper I wouldn't mind writing! :anime:

[Machias Banshee]

What exactly DID the essay ask you for? *plotting ideas*

[azure turtle]

LOL! I need to write about three themes that are in the Simpsons. I can't crossover to another show...oh well. Maybe I'll just save writing about the TMNT for my fanfic. :smile:

[Skeletoncrew]

Yes! Work on your fanfic!

*cracks whip*

[Kameko]

On 2002-05-08 19:51, Skeletoncrew wrote:
*Runs in from General Discussion wearing nothing but a smile and carrying the dead rubber ducky*

Naked is the way to go!

*Streaks back out of the thread*


:sweatdro: I coulda lived without seeing that...

[Skeletoncrew]

Pbpbpbpbt!!!

*puts some clothes on*

Or was it my rubber ducky that offended you? Should I get him some swim trunks?

[azure turtle]

*quivers in fear of the SC's whip*
But...but...I am working on it!
*pouts*
And...maybe you should get a swimsuit the next time you decide to bathe in the forums... :embarass:

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey, you turtles go nekkid, I don't see why I can't!

[Kameko]

Erm, yeah, but, uh, turtles have a shell to cover thier, uh, er, :sweatdro: *ahem* ...you get the idea...

[azure turtle]

Umm...ya, Kameko's got a good point, SC. :embarass:

[Skeletoncrew]

I STILL say naked is the way to go. How about next time I go streaking I wear a couple of those black "censored" bands? :grin:

[azure turtle]

Hmm...well, as long as you were those black bands, I see no harm in it...

[Skeletoncrew]

Heh heh. I didn't say where I was going to wear them! :wink:

[Kali]

LOL! Sneaky Skeletoncrew! Maybe we can just put them over Azure's eyes.

[Skeletoncrew]

There's a thought! *sigh* What is the forum going to do without me and my hormone filled antics? :evilgrin: What am I saying? I've never used any spiked turtle wax or gotten totally sloshed here. I'm practically an angel compared to some of you!

[Kali]

I think the forums are going to be a little slow for the next couple of months. Seems all of us have things going on. That's okay, some of us need a serious reality check. :razz:

[Skeletoncrew]

I have quite enough reality thank you very much! If I get the chance while I'm gone, I will stop in and say hi.

[azure turtle]

Hmm...I like the idea of having the black bars over my eyes :razz: Ya, I bet the forum will be a bit quiet over the next few months. I guess it's up to me and Kali to keep the insanity going. :grin:

I hope you enjoy your trip, SC! It sounds exciting. Don't worry about us...drop in only when you get the free time to. :wink:

[Kali]

*bites her lip* I'm afraid I've got only about a month before I'm gonna kinda disappear as well. Not quite sure yet if we'll be able to afford internet access when we move. Stupid high cost of CA living.

[azure turtle]

:eek: NOOOOOO!!!
*cries*
This is too much for me...
*sulks in the corner*

[Kali]

*pats Azure on the head* I'll still be here for awhile, and I promise that after I move, if we don't get internet access, I'll book down to the nearest library whenever I can, okay? This is hurting me as much as you.

[azure turtle]

Well, okay... *sniff, sniff*
I hope this place starts picking up again soon. :smile:

[Kameko]

*sai* I won't be here much starting in June. I graduate the 31st, so my Internet access will probably be cut off till I start college in the fall. *sniff* I'll try to get to the public library as much as I can, though, 'k? And Azure, I think I may borrow one of those censor bars for my OWN eyes...

[azure turtle]

*sigh*
Well, I hope you come visit us often! It'll be so quiet around here...
*hands Kameko a censor bar*
You never know when this thing will be useful. :grin:

[Skeletoncrew]

*runs through the thread wearing a transparent bustier and panties followed by Bob (who is nekkid as usual)*

Like now!!!

*Bonks Azure and Kameko on the head with a squishy mallet*

Bonk! Bonk!

*runs back out*

[Loolaa]

*steps into thread... mouth drops open in shock...*

*begins to retreat once more*

[Kameko]

:embarass: That was...disturbing...thanks for the censor bar, Azure. That coulda been a lot worse. And where in the heck did SC find that mallet, anyway?

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[Skeletoncrew]

*Runs back through*

Its Bob's!

*Bob the skeleton bonks everyone on the head with the mallet*

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!

*Runs out again*

[Loolaa]

*owchie* So where'd Bob get the mallet, then...?

[Skeletoncrew]

*walks in wearing jeans and buttoning up a shirt*

Uhhh...Don't ask silly questions!

*Ducks back out to avoid the off-topic ghouls*

[Loolaa]

... but I like silly questions.. *sulks*

..Gah.. off topic ghouls.. they're scary...*sneaks out*

[Kameko]

*Listening to Shredder's Suite* I LOVE THIS SONG!!!... Uh, SC, thank-you for putting on some clothes, I was about to go find some superglue to attach this thing to my face *gestures to censor bar*

[Skeletoncrew]

:goof: I'm not THAT hideous am I?!

[azure turtle]

*removes censor bars from his eyes*
Well now...that was odd.

[Kameko]

Uh, personally, speaking as a female, I really don't get into seein' other chicks a la the day the were born, ya know? :sweatdro:

[Kali]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being naked. As an artist, I know the human body is beautiful. I think you people are just WAY too uptight.

[azure turtle]

Yes, the body is beautiful...but not when people go streaking through the forums. :razz:

[Skeletoncrew]

Azure thinks I'm ugly! :sad:

[azure turtle]

I didn't say that! I just feel uncomfortable when nekkid people run through the forums. :embarass:

[Skeletoncrew]

Oh, okay. :goof: What if I wear a cloak of invisibility while streaking? Oh wait, then I wouldn't be naked.

[azure turtle]

LOL! A cloak of invisibility...I've always wanted one of those.

[Kameko]

hmm...someone's been reading too much Harry Potter... :rolling:

[HorseTechie]

~still catchin' up~


On 2002-05-06 14:49, Machias Banshee wrote:
*phew* Its nothing really....She was trying to get me for the stuff i did to Donnie.

heehee... yeah, as you've also witnessed in Spiderman, us geeks are damn personal about protecting our interests! :razz:

Of course, I decided that what I don't know, doesn't hurt me. So that prolly explains why I don't read (or enjoy reading) fics or crazy RPGs that involve wierd stuff done to Don or Raph. :sick:

[HorseTechie]

BTW Kameko, what name would you like to use on the Fan Fic Archive? We already have a Kameko, so should I put Hamato Kameko?

Okies! Gotcha! (wow, I didn't even catch that - thanks, Kali!)

[Kali]

Hey, it's my job! I already put her on the list I just sent you, HT.

[HorseTechie]

On 2002-05-09 14:15, Skeletoncrew wrote:
Pbpbpbpbt!!!

*puts some clothes on*

Or was it my rubber ducky that offended you? Should I get him some swim trunks?

:lol: Oh yeaaah, SC would fit in real well in the public baths that Korea and Japan are known for! Unfortunatley, they are not co-ed... but you do bathe naked in front of other strange nekkid women! (or men)

Yes! I bravely bathed nekkid in front of them (the Korean women, that is). *sai* Damn, my butt and thighs are to big. :goofygri:

*goes to eBay to look for a Buns of Steel tape*

[azure turtle]

ROFL! :lol:

[Kameko]

Eep. You ARE brave, HT.

[Loolaa]

VERY brave HT!!!

Oh and whilst I'm here, I just want to say I love the new chapter, Azure!! :grin: Will we find out how you mutated, then...? ...or is it a tale for a later story?

[azure turtle]

*bows* Thank you for reading, Loolaa! As for little Azure's mutation...it may be explained in a later story. I haven't decided on that yet. :smile:

[HorseTechie]

Aww maaaaan... *tsk*

:smile: Yeah, I got around to reading that last chapter there. Very indept on his past, and giving a sense of connection to the others.

But... he's better off staying with them! Where else would Azure go, or do, wandering around on his own? :wink:

[azure turtle]

*snicker* Thanks, HT! But I can't reveal what will happen next...that would just spoil the next chapter :razz:

Btw, thanks to everyone who left reviews. Oh, and to answer Kali's question: yes, it is a form of revenge :evilgrin: And to answer Splinter's question: I got some pointers on making cliffhangers after reading Kali's Midori. :grin:

[Kali]

Ah ha, I knew it!

[azure turtle]

*innocent look*
I had to repay the favor somehow. :razz:

[Kali]

Heh heh, I guess I deserve it.

[Loolaa]

You're all very good at revenge with all these cliffhangers...! :wink: I think HT's gotta be the worst with Mummer's Dance, though!! *giggles*

[azure turtle]

Aha! That's right! She hasn't updated that story in a very long time. Perhaps it's time to get my katana... :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

*looks innocent* Why for? :razz:

...Must get through this pics... I color- edited 80 of them so far, and that's only halfway! Still have to get them up into the webpage after...

[azure turtle]

I can't wait to see more pics, HT! Your trip sounded like so much fun :smile: After you're done with that, maybe you can work on your fanfics... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[HorseTechie]

It is my intention!

*100 pics down, a 100 more to go!*

[azure turtle]

*applauds*
Coolness! I can't wait to see the pics and your fics updated, HT! :anime:

[Machias Banshee]

uh-oh, i better keep away from azure and his katana.... :eek:

*starts sneaking away from thread*

[HorseTechie]

****** an eyerdige then electro-fork charges up* No one goes after me with a katana. They will learn how much patience is a virtue if they do... :evilgrin:

*grumbling about the fact she has to make a whole new website to post aaaaaaaaall her Korea pics* There's hardly any room left for them on my TurtleQuestrian one! :sad:

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[azure turtle]

*sees Machias trying to sneak away*
Hey! I've got an eye on you too!

A new website? Bummer, HT. Hmm...maybe you should've posted twenty or so at a time, then rotated the pics every now and then? You could save space that way.

*stares at HT's electro-fork*
Hmph...that won't stop me from trying to get you to finish your fanfics! Of course, I'll just have to do that from a distance...

[HorseTechie]

Hrmm.. yah, I thought about that. But is too much work.

*then goes after Machias to 'prod' her into getting something on this InGen fic up*

[azure turtle]

Aww...well, I hope you figure something out, HT. I'd really like to see those fics :grin:

Ya! I want to read Machias's InGen fic too! Hmm...
*considers going after her with his katana instead*