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06-06-2013, 07:16 PM
My leg!
*Has the next member take the sai out of my foot*

06-07-2013, 08:18 AM
Okay, on the count of three. One...two...three! *pulls sai out of members foot*

*gives pulled out sai to next member*

Lethal Lullaby
06-07-2013, 10:34 AM
Eww!! It's covered in blood and ugh!

*paints on next member's face*

06-08-2013, 07:31 AM
Hey, I asked for a turtle, not a butterfly!

*gives next member a wedgie*

06-08-2013, 09:24 AM
Hey, I asked for a turtle, not a butterfly!

*gives next member a wedgie*

Good luck with that, my thongs stretch more than Borat's.

*gives his thongs to the next member and frolics to a nude beach*

06-09-2013, 12:02 PM
a used thong! it's like christmas came twice this year!

*promptly burns them and sends the ashes to the next member*

06-09-2013, 04:35 PM
*takes ashes and puts them in an urn*

*hands urn to next member*

06-09-2013, 05:58 PM
Uses the ashes inside to make a milk shake.

Gives milk shake to next member

06-10-2013, 07:29 AM
*drinks milkshake without realizing that there's ashes in there*

*hands empty glass to the next member*

Lethal Lullaby
06-11-2013, 09:55 PM
Oh boy. Now I can have something to hold my drinks in.

*Gives the next member some pie* No. That isn't a eye it's a grape. :tshifty:

06-11-2013, 10:00 PM
No thank you... *pulls out some soylent green and gives it to the next member*

06-12-2013, 06:44 AM
*takes a big bite of Soylent green. . . Nom nom nom . . . Wait a minute. EW!

Grabs the phone hands it to the next member, 'order something decent, will ya!?'

06-12-2013, 07:45 AM
*takes phone and order's a meat lover's pizza*

*when it arrives, gives some to the next member*

06-12-2013, 08:05 AM

*Invites the next member over for a pizza party*

06-12-2013, 02:40 PM
*comes over and has some pizza* Awesome!

*gives some pizza to the next member*

06-12-2013, 03:33 PM
i love pizza!!! doctor prankenstein in the house!

*throws water balloon at the next member*

06-12-2013, 09:11 PM
Hey!!! Not cool!

*Throws pizza in the next persons face!*

Lethal Lullaby
06-12-2013, 09:49 PM
*shakes fist* get back here!

*picks up two pillows and gives one to the next member* Things just got real. Get 'em!

06-13-2013, 07:34 AM
*grabs pillow and starts a pillow fight with the next member*

06-13-2013, 07:55 AM
pillow fights to exhaustion. it got pretty nasty when we started stuffing them with rocks, coins and irons.

*asks the next member for a first aid kit*

06-14-2013, 07:37 AM
First aid kit supplies has been replaced with a note to Donnie saying, 'I owe u 14 band aids' grrrrrrr....

Grabs a sheet and hands it to the next member, cut this up and make some bandages!

06-14-2013, 07:44 AM
*grabs sheet and cuts out bandages*

*hands bandages to the next member*

06-14-2013, 01:06 PM
Wraps member like a mummy hands one end to the next member

06-15-2013, 05:07 AM
Walks to a strip joint with the mummified member. If we're gonna do this, we're going to make money doing it, baby. And pulls...

*Hands a wad of singles to the next member*

06-15-2013, 07:39 AM
*takes singles and puts them in a safe place to spend later*

*hands some strawberries to the next member*

06-17-2013, 08:19 PM
Yum, strawberries!
*throws mutagen that I had in my hands at next member*

06-18-2013, 07:57 AM
Ah, it burns! It burrrrns!

*stumbles into next member while covered in mutagen*

06-19-2013, 01:11 AM
Mutates to my chair to become Bench Boy...sit, if you dare...

*Offers the next member a seat.*

06-19-2013, 07:31 AM
I can't have a seat, I'm mutated remember?

*begs next member to cure her of the mutation*

(It would be Bench Girl.)

06-19-2013, 11:24 AM
^ I came as fast as I could.... but first I need to sit down. Whoops, that noise wasn't from me, it's the bench!

*offers the next member laxatives* I won't be needing these anymore.

Lethal Lullaby
06-19-2013, 11:30 AM
I don't want them.

*sells them and gives the next member half the money*

06-19-2013, 04:36 PM
Ooh, money! Now, I can buy stuff.

*goes on a shopping spree and buys some stuff for the next member*

Zany Orange Dude
06-20-2013, 03:34 PM
Oh wow stuff! I love stuff! Ew an Aquaman action figure? Here!

*gives aquaman to next member*

06-20-2013, 03:37 PM
thank's also here *pulls out a batman toy and gives it to next member*

06-21-2013, 06:56 AM
I don't like Batman.

*hands action figure to next member*

06-21-2013, 09:04 AM
*puts action figure on ebay*


*puts the next member up for auction*

06-21-2013, 01:36 PM
Hey, you can't do that!

*begs for next member to bid on her*

Lethal Lullaby
06-29-2013, 08:02 PM
Ooh I got 600,000,000 quarters on this one!

*Gives the next member some duct tape* use it wisely.

06-30-2013, 07:25 AM
*takes duct tape and tapes up the next member with it*

06-30-2013, 06:25 PM
Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmiiiugjbhvgdg! MaaRg!

Falls on next member

Lethal Lullaby
06-30-2013, 09:00 PM
Get offa me ya weirdo. :toops:

*gives the next member the haunted Majora's Mask*

07-01-2013, 10:37 AM
My fixation for ocarinas just got a bit worse.

*plays to the next member the song of our people*

07-01-2013, 11:51 AM
Ah, that's a beautiful song.

Asks the next member to dance.

07-05-2013, 11:36 AM
:D *busts a move* starts doing the robot followed by a moonwalk then:tcool: the worm
tells next to take a picture

07-05-2013, 05:10 PM
*takes picture of InsaneZane and gives it to the next member*

07-08-2013, 04:02 AM
*Roundhouse kicks the next member*

Lethal Lullaby
07-08-2013, 01:20 PM
*goes flying across the room* owwwww

*gives the next member a charlie horse*

07-30-2013, 10:09 AM

*You have to go on without me. Take the one ring to Mordor, you are our only hope!*

07-30-2013, 11:06 AM
*takes ring, realizes she doesn't want it, and gives it to the next member.

07-30-2013, 08:32 PM
*takes the ring, with the intention from a desire to do good. Then realizes that through him, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.*

*Hands the ring to next member and yells "Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"*

Lethal Lullaby
07-30-2013, 09:00 PM
Whatever floats your boat I guess. *tosses the ring into the fire*

*Haunts the next member*

07-30-2013, 10:22 PM
"I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" *Pulls out Poltergust 5000* "Come at me bro!"

*Gives next member a power star*

07-30-2013, 10:24 PM

*runs around killing everyone*

Next member! You must reserect the whole human race!

*gives the next member reserection powers*

07-30-2013, 10:35 PM
Unable to harness and control resurrection powers, accidentally resurrect the dead and create the next ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

*Gives next member a rubber chicken, good luck!*

07-30-2013, 10:46 PM
Unable to harness and control resurrection powers, accidentally resurrect the dead and create the next ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

*Gives next member a rubber chicken, good luck!*

*tosses Rubber Chicken at next member and explodes*


LolJK, dEaD rolf

07-31-2013, 07:58 AM
*grabs rubber chicken and sets it on a shelf*

*tosses some Kentucky Fried Chicken to the next member*

Lethal Lullaby
08-01-2013, 05:19 PM
I love chicken! Thank you.

*Gives the next member a goat*

08-01-2013, 09:47 PM
Takes goat, and then goat starts screaming like a human.

*Gives screaming goat to next member*

08-01-2013, 09:54 PM
*Uses goat screaming like human to make hilarious remixes of popular songs and makes millions selling them on vinyl.*

*Gives one million dollars of this profit to next member and instructs to use it wisely.*

08-02-2013, 07:17 AM
Blows it all on 8 balls and meth addicted psychics. As a last resort, grabs some magic beans from the mystic shop and gives them to the next member. I beg you, please make up for my epic waste.

08-02-2013, 11:24 AM
*takes magic beans and gives them to the next member since she doesn't want them*

08-02-2013, 11:35 PM
Receives magic beans. Plants magic beans in front yard, which grew into a Super Happy Tree over night.
*Sell home with Super Happy Tree to the next member*

Lethal Lullaby
08-03-2013, 10:14 PM
A house at a price I can afford? Sweet! And it comes with a free magic bean plant!

*appears in the next member's mirror as a shadow*

08-04-2013, 07:52 AM
Hey, I know you're there, so stop pretending you're not.

*gives next member a cookie*

08-04-2013, 08:54 PM
This is the best day of my life!

*shares cookie with next member as a sign of trust and friendship*

08-04-2013, 09:04 PM
Thank you! *takes the cookie and bows politely.*

*Starts reading "1001 Arabian Nights" to next member- the UNEDITED version....

08-05-2013, 05:41 AM
Falls asleep one sentence in and starts talking in tongues. Luckily, the next member can translate.

08-05-2013, 01:48 PM
"The ferocious pineapples are warm with the personality of kittens."

*Steals the Eiffel tower for the next member*

08-05-2013, 01:55 PM
Do you have the Eiffel Tower in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

*is visibly happy to see the next member*

08-05-2013, 04:27 PM
Hey, nice to see you, too.

*gives next member a copy of Wrestlemania 29 on DVD*

08-07-2013, 09:23 PM
Watches Wrestlemania 29 and becomes inspired to work out and wear body grease more often.

*Gives next member a brick of lard*

08-08-2013, 05:49 AM
Grabs the lard between thumb and forefinger, it slips and goes sliding across the floor.

*gives next member a lop sided grin and shouts HEADS UP! Also, the t.v. remote

08-15-2013, 10:33 AM
Uses the lard and tv remote to make a stew. Mmm, remotalicious.

Serves it to the next member.

08-16-2013, 07:51 AM
Needs more fast forwarding speed options.

*takes the next member on the ride of their life*

08-16-2013, 11:31 AM
Man, that was some wicked ride.

*gives next member a balloon.

08-16-2013, 10:06 PM
Gladly accepts balloon and goes to the beach with the balloon, then takes a bike ride with the balloon, then goes to the movies and the arcade with the balloon, and the ice rink and the pizza shop with the balloon, then the moon, and the sky and then under a car and and then behind a dumpster, then the candy shop, and in my backyard, and then in a plane and over a rock, then under a hill and finally with a whale!

*gives next member explosive farting hippo

08-17-2013, 09:25 AM
The explosive farting hippo that flings poo particles all over with his tail??


*Uses hippo as the first Fertilizer Sprinkler!*
*Grows amazing watermelons with new Fertilizer Sprinkler!*
*Gives massive watermelon to next member, with no mention of said Fertilizer Sprinkler*

08-17-2013, 02:59 PM
Alright, now I'll be the King of the Hood!

*makes the next member the Hand of the King of the Hood*

Lethal Lullaby
08-18-2013, 05:50 PM
Nice :tcool:

*Leaves the next member in the woods with a pack of wolves*

08-19-2013, 07:13 AM

*runs into next member with the wolves chasing her.

08-24-2013, 08:47 PM
Where's them vampire buddies of mine when I need them? Suddenly hunger for sushi strikes and I feel more motivated and determined to outrun the wolves! I make it to the city where the wolves do not enter, and dine on sushi in a restaurant.

...Wait, wasn't I running away from the wolves with someone?...:teek:

*gives next member a handful of wasabi.

08-25-2013, 07:34 AM
*takes wasabi and gives it to the next member with some pizza.

08-31-2013, 02:45 PM
*makes pizza wasabi ice-cream and will pay the next member a compliment if they eat it.

08-31-2013, 07:34 PM
*takes one bite just to prove I will, then dares the next person to finish it*

09-01-2013, 07:48 AM
*declines and sends it to next member*

09-06-2013, 11:36 AM
*takes the ice-cream, "Sterling gastronomical fortitude, MsMD" throws it in blender because this is being made into a shake, Last Action Hero style. Asks next member for more ingredients.

09-06-2013, 11:51 AM
*gives Vivi some chocolate, sugar, and other stuff for her shake*