Where's the spammer blaster when you need one?

[HorseTechie]

*picks up the Bible and shields herself with it*

[enigma-1]

*glares* You want a spammer blaster, I got one right here.

*holds up a king-sized bazooka* Spam comes your way, this'll blow it away.

[Peanut]

He is just sad.

[enigma-1]

To quote one of my more overused sayings: "That is an understatement."

[Kali]

We need a clean up crew in here.

*blink blink* Michaelangelo????

[enigma-1]

Too true. Old friend, Kali?

[Kali]

Oh, he's an old member, who disappeared for awhile. He was one of those who really got this forum going, as pointless as our posts were.

[enigma-1]

Pointless they may be, but it's better than wasting away from boredom? Wouldn't you agree?

[Peanut]

Yes Kali it's true I have returned. Miss me?

[Kali]

*squeal* *glomps Michaelangelo* Of course I missed you!

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* Oh boy. Here we go again.

[Peanut]

I'm so glad I got a new computer and get back to this place.

[HorseTechie]

*wheew* Now that smut isn't the first thing one sees here now.

*is stuck running a late copy job at work, and thus had nothing better to do*

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[azure turtle]

I know how to get rid of the spam!
*eyes his favorite toy: the giant fan*

[Kali]

Oh no. *flees in terror*

No, I just did my hair!

[azure turtle]

*watches Kali run away*
Aww...doesn't anyone else like the giant fan? Hmm...It's too tempting...the red button just screams at me to push it.

[Kali]

Yeah, you do and I'll use you as a landing pad.

[azure turtle]

Again?! You're no fun...
*wonders if it's worth pushing the red button*

[enigma-1]

You touch that thing and I'll turn you pinker than Raph.

[azure turtle]

......I don't mind being pink. :evilgrin:
*pushes the red button and jumps in front of the giant fan*
WEEEEeeee.....!
*flies across the forums*

[enigma-1]

*grows claws in feet and drills them into the ground* Yeah, but for Raph it's a temp spell. For you, I can make you a permanent hot pink.

[Kali]

You'd have to change your name! *invokes her powers so the wind doesn't effect her*

[azure turtle]

But I like my name!
*pouts*
Uh oh... :eek:
*smacks into the side of a pyramid*
Ahhh....shell-shock. :dead:

[enigma-1]

*glares at the fan, unsheathing sabre and throwing it at the blasted machine*

[Krang]

I'm sorry for not getting a chance to take care of that sooner. I deleted SPEEd's latest username and all of its posts. Luckily, he was using a static IP this time, so I banned it for 35 years (the maximum time). Hopefully that should be long enough to take care of that IP address. :grin:

[azure turtle]

Thirty-five years?! :grin:

[Kali]

Yay Krang! Oh, look, Mikey's a mod again.

[azure turtle]

Yay for Mike! He'll probably pee on his tree with excitement the next time he comes around...
*nervous laugh*

[enigma-1]

Good riddance is all that I can say.

[Machias Banshee]

I never saw it, but oy! good job krang, maybe it'll be calmer around here now!

[HorseTechie]

Ish... for now. Hopefully, if we keep banning his various IP addresses, he'll run out of computers to use too!

Ohh... there's a nice blue set of stars you got there, Azure. They're even prettier than my blue ones! *becomes jealous for a bit, then gets over it* And you picked a tag too... it fits as the offical Mango Greeter! :goof:

[Kali]

Cool. Looks good, Azure!

[azure turtle]

LOL! You can have Krang change your stars if you want, HT. I wouldn't mind having the same color as you :anime: