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Donatello19
08-01-2013, 08:07 PM
The thread which is known as the Kraang speak thread is the thread where the ones known as users will perform the action known as Kraang speak in the thread known as the Kraang speak thread. Kraang rules.

TRANSLATION:
Say things about TMNT or whatever else in "Kraang speak", demonstrated above. Let's see how long we can go until everyone gets annoyed by the confusing speech pattern and leaves the thread :P I'll start.

The day which is known as next Thursday is the day where the movie event known as "Booyaka-Showdown" will premiere on the channel known as Nickelodeon. Kraang will begin the invasion known as the invasion of earth then. Kraang rules.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-01-2013, 08:36 PM
The one known as "Doom Cookie" is never afflicted with the sensation known as "tired" of that which is known as "Kraang-speak." This data is confirmed in the episode known as "Cockroach Terminator," in which those known as "the scriptwriters" spliced that which is known as "stereotypical Russian patois" into that which is known as "Kraang-speak." The one known as "Doom Cookie" is still afflicted with that which is known as "the giggles" when she processes this data intra-cerebrally.

TurtleTitan97
08-01-2013, 08:44 PM
TurtleTitan97 finds those which are called as The Kraang to be that which is know as 'Awesome'. TurtleTitan97 is looking forward to that which is known as the season finale of the show that is known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-01-2013, 08:48 PM
That had more of that which are known as "quotation marks"* than Kraang expected.



*OOC: That's the most meta thing ever.

Lethal Lullaby
08-01-2013, 11:42 PM
The voices of that which can't be heard by Kraang is making Kraang that which is know as insane. Kraang is seeing what is known as hallucinations. Kraang is doing what is known as freaking out.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 12:10 AM
The one known as "Kraang" has just landed that which is known as a "Michelangelo Pillow Pal" on that which is known as "Target.com." In Kraang's face!

The Sewer Lord
08-02-2013, 12:14 AM
The one known as the Sewer Lord does not know what is known as "to post" on what is known as "this thread".

RaphAndDonnie
08-02-2013, 12:17 AM
The one known as RaphAndDonnie finds the game Kraang speak to be what is known as fun.

BubblyShell22
08-02-2013, 11:27 AM
The one known as BubblyShell22 is having what is known as a headache due to the thing which is known as rain.

(I love this game.)

RaphAndDonnie
08-02-2013, 01:43 PM
RaphAndDonnie gets what is known as enjoyment out of that which is known as a podcast known as Wisenheimers. RaphAndDonnie will now proceed to write what is known as an emoticon that is referred to as laughing out loud: :lol:

Donatello19
08-02-2013, 02:55 PM
The one known as "Kraang" has just landed that which is known as a "Michelangelo Pillow Pal" on that which is known as "Target.com." In Kraang's face!

The one who is called Donatello19 would like to see what is known as a picture of the item which is known as a "Michelangelo Pillow Pal".

Blossombrooks
08-02-2013, 04:23 PM
The one known as Blossom is finding the thing known as a thread in the place that is known as the "technodrome" to be that which is referred to as "hilarious" by the persons in this place.

BubblyShell22
08-02-2013, 04:24 PM
The one known as BubblyShell22 is getting the weather known as thunderstorms which contain the elements known as thunder and lightning.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 05:03 PM
http://www.target.com/p/nickelodeon-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mikey-pillow-buddy/-/A-14586916#prodSlot=medium_1_43&term=teenage+mutant+ninja+turtles

The one called "Kraang" is really fighting that which is the urge to buy all four of that which are known as "Pillow Buddies" representing those called "the Turtles," as this action would result in insufficient space for the one known as "Kraang's boyfriend" in that which is known as the bed.

Blossombrooks
08-02-2013, 05:16 PM
The one called kraang must collect all of those which are known as "pillow buddies". Kraang is thinking that kraang needs the set. The one known as "kraang's boyfriend" can sleep in the place that is called the floor in your place. ;)

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 05:36 PM
The one known as "Kraang's boyfriend" might then leave, as the one known as "Kraang's boyfriend" has already been asked to do that which as known as "cosplay Raphael" too many times.

jk jk jk jk

Venom
08-02-2013, 05:44 PM
The mod known as "Venom" is liking this thread which is the thread where others speak like the ones called "the Kraang.

Also, the mod known as "Venom" agrees with the one called "Doom Cookie" in the description of the place called "Target" as "awesome". The mod known as "Venom" was able to finally score the miniature likeness of the mutant Alligator mississippiensis called "Leatherhead" after the mod known as "Venom" searched in the place described as stupid in the place known as "Walmart".

The place known as "Target" is highly recommended by the mod known as "Venom" in the search of things pertaining to the merchandise of the ones called "the Turtles."

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 07:17 PM
The one known as "Doom Cookie" does not envy the mod called "Venom" trying to find anything in that which is known as "that hellhole," also known as the place called "Walmart," as the one called "Doom Cookie" would rather endure that ordeal which as known as "a root canal" rather than set one pedal extremity in the place which is known as "that sh*thole." Although this unit did get a good deal on that which is known as "the Mass Effect trilogy" last weekend.

Lethal Lullaby
08-02-2013, 07:37 PM
Kraang is looking at what is known as Krang's reflection in what is called a mirror. Kraang likes what Kraang sees. Kraang is that which is called attractive. Kraang will continue looking at Kraang.

LH
08-02-2013, 07:41 PM
The mod known as "Venom" is liking this thread which is the thread where others speak like the ones called "the Kraang.

Also, the mod known as "Venom" agrees with the one called "Doom Cookie" in the description of the place called "Target" as "awesome". The mod known as "Venom" was able to finally score the miniature likeness of the mutant Alligator mississippiensis called "Leatherhead" after the mod known as "Venom" searched in the place described as stupid in the place known as "Walmart".

The place known as "Target" is highly recommended by the mod known as "Venom" in the search of things pertaining to the merchandise of the ones called "the Turtles."

The one known as "Leatherhead" wishes to congratulate the mod known as "venom" on his aquisition of the miniature likeness of the one known as the one who escaped Kraang.

The one known as "Leatherhead" is planning a trip to the place known as "Torrance, California" for the event that is known as "Power-Con".

Donatello19
08-02-2013, 07:43 PM
This is what is known as NOT GOOD. The one know as Leatherhead, the enemy of Kraang, has discovered the place where we, the ones known as Kraang, are in!

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 07:44 PM
Kraang is looking at what is known as Krang's reflection in what is called a mirror. Kraang likes what Kraang sees. Kraang is that which is called attractive. Kraang will continue looking at Kraang.

That which is known as the "sig pic" of the one called "19thCenturyGhost" freaks the one known as "Doom Cookie" the f*ck out. D:

LH
08-02-2013, 07:52 PM
This is what is known as NOT GOOD. The one know as Leatherhead, the enemy of Kraang, has discovered the place where we, the ones known as Kraang, are in!

KRRAAANNGGG!!!!!!!:tmad:

Donatello19
08-02-2013, 07:56 PM
KRRAAANNGGG!!!!!!!:tmad:

Kraang, attac-*gets thrown across the Technodrome by Leatherhead*

LH
08-02-2013, 07:58 PM
Kraang, attac-*gets thrown across the Technodrome by Leatherhead*

*ROAR* :tmad: *escapes into the shadows*

Donatello19
08-02-2013, 08:02 PM
*ROAR* :tmad: *escapes into the shadows*

*exits from android body*

The one known as the enemy of Kraang will not escape from Kraang...

*uses Kraang-comm to contact General Traag*

.....Kraang rules.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-02-2013, 08:50 PM
*exits from android body*

The one known as the enemy of Kraang will not escape from Kraang...

*uses Kraang-comm to contact General Traag*

.....Kraang rules.

*goes into Mary Sue mode, sparkles vaguely, then punts disembodied gross Kraang thing across the room*

IN KRAANG'S FACE

(sorry, I just love saying "in Kraang's face")

Eiko
08-02-2013, 10:15 PM
The one called Eiko is getting a headache by the ones talking Kraang.

Blossombrooks
08-03-2013, 12:29 AM
The one known as Blossom must get up and go to the place known as "work". This is what is known as "bad" and the one known as Blossom could be using the thing called time to gather data on the ones called "the turtles". Kraang should stop the one known as Blossom.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-03-2013, 01:06 AM
The one known as "Blossom" does not truly require that which is known as "work." That which are known as "the bills" will pay themselves somehow. The one known as "Blossom" is to continue that which is known as "espionage."

Alternately, the one called "Blossom" should take what is known as "a page out of the book" of the one called "Doom Cookie," and get that which is known as "a 24-hour virus" from those called "100 snot-nosed little kids" in order to acquire that which is known as "a sick day."

TurtleTitan97
08-03-2013, 11:39 AM
The one known as TurtleTitan97 is feeling that which is known as full from having that which is known as breakfast.

Lethal Lullaby
08-03-2013, 11:49 AM
Kraang is being watched by the one Kraang can't see. Kraang knows that the one watching Kraang is plotting against Kraang. Kraang needs to find the one who is watching Kraang.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-03-2013, 08:21 PM
The one known as "Doom Cookie" just bought the other three plushes modeled after those known as "the turtles," as well as those items known as "panties," "socks," and "a t-shirt" adorned with the visages of those known as "the turtles." This unit drew the line, however, at that item known as "a chain wallet," as the one known as "Doom Cookie" is no longer that larval human form which is known as "a teenager."

Blossombrooks
08-04-2013, 06:18 AM
The one known as "Doom Cookie" has done the thing that is right, the ones known as "turtles" make that which is called "clothing" look good. Kraang would also be looking what is called "good" in a t-shirt with the ones known as "turtles" on it and kraang could show kraang how "good" kraang looks.
Consequently the one known as Blossom is now the thing known as "sick" and cannot help but think Kraang is somehow responsible ;) The one known as Blossom did get that which is called a "lie in" and was able to continue "espionage" but is now being tortured with cold medicine which is known as "disgusting". Kraang is probably finding this that which is known as "ironic".

Aaronardo
08-04-2013, 06:39 AM
The one who is known as "Doom Cookie" has that which is known as plushes for those who are known as "the Turtles", and has done the activity that is the activity that is dress them up.

Kraang wonders if this is the show that is known as a fashion show.

Kraang must have that which is known as the original 90's line of that which is known as the toys for those who are known as "the Turtles". Kraang is not willing to pay the money that is required for such figures. Kraang must go attack those who are known as "Playmates" and have those who are known as "Playmates" lower that which is known as the "price".

BubblyShell22
08-04-2013, 07:57 AM
The one known as BubblyShell22 attended a thing which is known as an art festival with the person which is known as her mother. The one known as BubblyShell22 had what the humans call a great time at the thing known as an art festival. In Kraang's face!

Captain PunchYouHard
08-04-2013, 10:49 AM
The one who is known as "Doom Cookie" has that which is known as plushes for those who are known as "the Turtles", and has done the activity that is the activity that is dress them up.

Kraang wonders if this is the show that is known as a fashion show.

Kraang must have that which is known as the original 90's line of that which is known as the toys for those who are known as "the Turtles". Kraang is not willing to pay the money that is required for such figures. Kraang must go attack those who are known as "Playmates" and have those who are known as "Playmates" lower that which is known as the "price".

The one known as "Doom Cookie" wonders if that which as known as "the Internet" can ever be truly prepared for digital images of the one known as "Raphael plushie" wearing the undergarment known as "TMNT panties."

*evil Kraang purring sounds*

BubblyShell22
08-04-2013, 12:49 PM
The one known as BubblyShell22 is very curious to see that which is known as a Raphael plushie wearing what is known as TMNT panties. This would amusing to the eye of the one known as BubblyShell22.

Aaronardo
08-04-2013, 02:11 PM
The one who is known as "Doom Cookie" should do the thing that is known as "reconsider". For the undergarment which is known as "panties" on that which is known as the plushie for that whom is known as "Raphael" could that which is known as burn the eyes of Kraang.

Kraang is still that which is known as not paying $12 for the number that is known as "one" of that which is known as a "TMNT 90's Classic Line" figure.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-04-2013, 02:13 PM
Kraang thinks that sounds like $12 well-spent.

The one known as "Doom Cookie" has discovered that the plush facsimiles of those known as "the turtles" will ship separately, with those turtles known as "Leo" and "Raph" being transported in a single box without the presence of the nerdy one known as "Don" to do that which is known as "calm the waters." The one known as "Doom Cookie" feels a micron of that human emotional process known as "concern" that she may in fact receive a box of that which is known as "turtle aggro 'n stuffing."

Captain PunchYouHard
08-06-2013, 11:53 AM
Kraang does not wish to do that which as known as "double post," but Kraang doubly does not wish for that which is known as the thread which is awesome to die off. Kraang rules!

Donatello19
08-06-2013, 01:50 PM
Kraang does not wish to do that which as known as "double post," but Kraang doubly does not wish for that which is known as the thread which is awesome to die off. Kraang rules!

Kraang should not worry about performing the action known as "double posting" as the thread known as the Kraang speak thread has reached the qualifications for a second page. Kraang rules.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-06-2013, 02:00 PM
Kraang is pleased. Kraang has also realized that Kraang previously did that which is known as "conflate" the patois of those known as "hanar" in the series known as "Mass Effect" with the actual patois of those who are actually the Kraang. Kraang is a nerd.

Kraang has purchased that which is known as "a full set" of that which are known as "glittery TMNT necklaces." Kraang plans to store them on the large plush modeled after the leader of the ones called "the turtles" called "Leonardo" and wear a different glittery facsimile of the ones called "the turtles" each day. Kraang rules.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/104950099/kawaii-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles?ref=shop_home_active

BubblyShell22
08-06-2013, 04:02 PM
Kraang has that which is known as a headache due to the weather outside. Kraang will also be going to that which is known as an eye doctor's appointment to check on Kraang's eye. Kraang is not pleased.

Blossombrooks
08-06-2013, 04:26 PM
Kraang hopes Kraang ^ is feeling good in the time frame known as "soon". Kraang believes the units may be in need of repair as kraang also has that which is known as a headache and kraang's nasal unit is leaking mutagen...this is the thing which is bad.

(:tgrin: lol sorry tmi...or is it tcri?!) Kraang rules!

TurtleTitan97
08-09-2013, 10:15 AM
Kraang demands that which is known as gifs from that which is known as the season finale of TMNT. Kraang rules!:tgrin:

BubblyShell22
08-09-2013, 05:23 PM
Kraang was pleased by the thing known as the season finale of the show known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kraang saw this show twice. In Kraang's face!

Blossombrooks
08-09-2013, 05:40 PM
Kraang has been transported to the place where the show with the ones known as 'the turtles' is behind in the thing known as 'scheduling'. This is making the action known as 'espionage' difficult for Kraang and the place Kraang is knowing as 'the Internet' is full of the things known as 'spoilers'. The thing known as the 'season finale' is sounding good to Kraang, Kraang is hoping the ones known as 'Nickelodeon' air it soon...in front of Kraang's face! ;)

Lethal Lullaby
08-09-2013, 10:24 PM
Kraang is feeling that feeling which is known as tired. The activity known as sleeping is not working for kraang. Kraang believes the cause is what is known as the heat.

BubblyShell22
08-10-2013, 08:16 AM
Kraang has two things that are known as plot bunnies which are known as ideas for the things known as fan fiction. Kraang took these ideas from the thing know as the season finale of the show which is known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kraang rules!

Aaronardo
08-10-2013, 07:45 PM
The episode that which is known as "Showdown" of the show which is known as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is that which is known as epic.

Kraang has also done the action that is "bumped" that which is known as "this thread". Kraang has bought that which is known as "TMNT Retro". Kraang is that which is known as "happy".

Kraang has an awesome thread which is awesome to Kraang. Never let that which is known as "let this thread go".

- Kraang (ThatCollectorGuy)

Captain PunchYouHard
08-11-2013, 02:06 AM
Kraang notes that the entity known as "Walmart" sells that which are known as "posters" portraying the tween automaton called "Justin Bieber," yet does not sell "posters" of the ones called turtles.

Kraang no longer wishes to live on this planet that is the planet called "Earth."

Donatello19
08-11-2013, 09:03 AM
Kraang notes that the entity known as "Walmart" sells that which are known as "posters" portraying the tween automaton called "Justin Bieber," yet does not sell "posters" of the ones called turtles.

Kraang no longer wishes to live on this planet that is the planet called "Earth."

If that which is known as your post had a "like button", Kraang would use it.

Aaronardo
08-23-2013, 02:46 PM
Kraang cannot believe how far the thread which is known as the Kraang speak thread has gone down the that which is known as "tubes".

Kraang has done the action that is the action that is known as "bumped" that which is known as "this thread".

BubblyShell22
08-23-2013, 04:03 PM
Kraang is excited for the new season of the show known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kraang was able to post up more of the things known as chapters to the thing known as fan fiction for the show known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kraang rules!

Jester
08-23-2013, 05:22 PM
"Twice the ones who are called the Turtles have defeated the one who is called Saki. Kraang hopes the one who is called Saki fails and continues to fail, until the one who is called Saki has no choice but to build Kraang that which is known as a body."

I call this Krang speaking Kraang-speak.

Captain PunchYouHard
08-23-2013, 09:50 PM
Kraang has discovered that that which is known as "a broken ankle" and that which is known as "a liter of iced tea," when combined, result in that which as known as "not good."

DonatelloNinja82
08-24-2013, 06:53 PM
The one known as Donatelloninja82 hopes that the one who is known as CaptainPunchYouHard who once was known as DoomCookie does what is known as feel better soon. The one known as Donatelloninja82 should be working on what is known as a research paper for the insitution known as college, but the one known as Donatelloninja82 is being what is known as lazy.

BubblyShell22
08-25-2013, 07:28 AM
The one known as BubblyShell22 hopes that the one known as DonatelloNinja82 does well on the thing that is known as a research paper. The one known as BubblyShell22 has a thing that is known as a headache. This is known as not good.

DonatelloNinja82
08-25-2013, 08:30 AM
The one known as BubblyShell22 hopes that the one known as DonatelloNinja82 does well on the thing that is known as a research paper. The one known as BubblyShell22 has a thing that is known as a headache. This is known as not good.

The one known as Donatelloninja82 hopes that the one known as BubblyShell22 does what is called feel better soon. The one known as Donatelloninja82 also says what is known as thank you to the one known as BubblyShell22.

RaphAndDonnie
08-25-2013, 08:55 AM
The one known as RaphAndDonnie is laying out those which are known as ''clothes'' for that which is known as "school" because RaphAndDonnie does what is known as "over prepare" RaphAndDonnie is also lacking that which is known as "motivation" to do the action known as "drawing" RaphAndDonnie hopes that RaphAndDonnie will be that which is known as ''motivated" to do that which is known as "draw" later. :ohwell:

BubblyShell22
08-25-2013, 04:02 PM
The one known as Donatelloninja82 hopes that the one known as BubblyShell22 does what is called feel better soon. The one known as Donatelloninja82 also says what is known as thank you to the one known as BubblyShell22.

The one known as BubblyShell22 says what is known to the humans as thank you for the wishes to get better that was expressed by the one known as DonatelloNinja82.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
09-01-2013, 09:12 AM
the ones who are known as fans of that which is known as 'Comic books' should do that which is known as 'shut up' about the topic that is known as the one who is called 'Ben Affleck' as the one who is called 'Batman' in the movie which is known as 'Batman vs Superman'. Kraang Rules.