Who does this look like?

[Kali]

Okay, I'm fighting with my brothers over this. I want your opinions. Take a look at this picture:
http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/babies.jpg (remember to cut and paste)
And tell me who you think the little six-year old girl in pink looks like.

[Skeletoncrew]

Looks like a little girl in pink to me. Sorry, doesn't ring any bells.

[Loolaa]

Ummmmm... I don't know...

Why are you arguing?

[Kali]

Well, it's not that important, just a pride thing, I guess. My brother says it looks like someone famous (a singer who is older now than the girl in the picture.)

Raph: You know someone's gonna say it.

Shut up, Raph.

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, that would explain why I don't have a clue. I'm not up on current music stuff.

That said, David Bowie's new album, Heathen, is being released tomorrow!!!

Lady Artist Minotaur: *drool*

Skeletoncrew: Hey! You're not allowed here! This is a TMNT fansite not a Davidbowie site!

LAM: *Snorts and fingers the tip of one of her long sharp horns while staring down at Skeletoncrew.*

SC: Nevermind.

[azure turtle]

I don't have a clue... :???:

[Samantha]

Aw, poor Azure doesn't have a clue. *kisses Azure's cheek*

[Tinselcat]

it looks like... A HUMAN!! RUN!!!! *dashes out, running into things*

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Aww shucks...
*suddenly perks up*
Waitasec...did someone say humans?! AHHH! :eek: Wait for me, TC!
*runs after Tinselcat*

[Nunchucker]

Hey! I happen to be human!

Curse my feeble imaginative skills

[HorseTechie]

Uhmmm... she looks like 'Kali', when you were six! (at least you look like a girl... my bro and I looked an awful lot alike until we started into kindergarden!)

Okay, okay.. baby Britney Spears? :razz:

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[Kali]

Gah, she said it! And you're right, of course, HT.

*pouts* My brothers tease me because all my little kid pictures resemble a young Britney Spears.

Thank god I grew out of it.

[Samantha]

LOL! I've seen said to look like Shirley Temple with brown hair from the age of about 2-5ish. Weird. Very weird.

[azure turtle]

Awww, but you're so cute! :razz:
Thank goodness I didn't look like a young britney spears! :eek:

[Nunchucker]

I have been told I resemble Posh Spice.

How awful is that!

[azure turtle]

Hey! Posh Spice is pretty...
*blushes a deep crimson*
Okay, I'll stop... :embarass:

[Samantha]

Okay your turn Azure. Who did YOU look like when you were a kid?

[Nunchucker]

Ooo Ooo I know! A Blueberry!

Just for the record I am nothing like that stick thin money loving airhead.

*Calms down while waving her 'down with Posh and Becks banner*

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[Skeletoncrew]

I don't look like anybody! I once had my favorite radio talkshow host ask me what celebrity I most resembled and I couldn't come up with one! *pout*

[azure turtle]

A blue berry?!
*pouts*
I don't resemble anyone, so don't feel bad, SC. We're unique! :grin:

[coolmike1586]

i have been told i resemble my...DAD! how scarey is that

[azure turtle]

*bursts out laughing*
:lol: Aw, it's okay, Coolmike! We all resemble our parents in a way.

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* my dad looks like the famous Dumas author, and my oldest brother looks like tom selleck...

[Kameko]

On 2002-06-10 18:57, azure turtle wrote:
*blushes crimson*
Aww shucks...
*suddenly perks up*
Waitasec...did someone say humans?! AHHH! :eek: Wait for me, TC!
*runs after Tinselcat*



Hey, I'm a human, too, y'know! ('course, I AM a mutant, but that's not the point...)

*tackles Azure and sits on him* Apologize, Blue Boy. :razz:

[azure turtle]

Ouch! I am not your personal lawn chair! :razz:
*apologizes to the human mutant*
Now, if you please, I have things to do and people to see.
*manages to get Kameko off of him*
Where was I? Oh yes.
*continues running around like a mad turtle*

[Nunchucker]

I didn't get an apology! Right, it looks like I will have to pull a major strop

[azure turtle]

*stops and runs out of breath*
Okay okay! Sheesh!
*apolgizes to the human Nun*
Now, I must rest...
*plops down on the couch, exhausted*

[Nunchucker]

You say human like it's a bad thing.

Speaking about look a likes. If anyone sees a Jet Li look a like on their travels, be sure to give him my number :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

On 2002-06-11 14:38, azure turtle wrote:
A blue berry?!
*pouts*
I don't resemble anyone, so don't feel bad, SC. We're unique! :grin:


Damn straight we are! Uniqueness rules!

[Kali]

You are unique, just like everyone else. *smirk*

[Nunchucker]

Hmm I was waiting for that one to pop up sooner or later

[azure turtle]

Heh heh...Oy Nun, didja hear that Jet Li's working on a new movie? I haven't heard any details about it, but I believe it'll involve Zhang Zi Yi (I hope I spelled that right) from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Rush Hour 2.

[Machias Banshee]

Ever heard of the 'crouching turtle, hidden manhood'? *snicker* its something cute my sensei showed us...

[Tinselcat]

hey, is someone telling me that aaaaaaall this time, i've been surrounded by humans?! *sways on feet, stars circle head* i don't think i'm gonna make it...

[Machias Banshee]

uhoh...
*manifests recliner*
here, sit down and put your head between your legs...man, that sounds bad...

[HorseTechie]

On 2002-06-12 02:58, Nunchucker wrote:
You say human like it's a bad thing.

Speaking about look a likes. If anyone sees a Jet Li look a like on their travels, be sure to give him my number :evilgrin:

Ahh...? Are we admitting to liking Jet Li too? :evilgrin: Hah-haa! My plan to make a Jet Li fan club is succeeding!

*suddenly clutches her husbnad, who is looking very strangely at her* No, you may no have him! But *heh*... I'm sure he can hook ya up with some available bachlors!

(in the meanwhile, is glad she no longer looks like her bro anymore! or Janine from Ghostbusters!)
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[Machias Banshee]

I always thought Janine and irma looked very similar...

[azure turtle]

Hey, now that you bring that up, did you read JFreak's article at UM about the similarities between Ghostbusters and TMNT? Very weird.

And Jet Li is cool! I can't wait for his next movie!

[Skeletoncrew]

That GB/TMNT article is most amusing! Mmmm...Ghostbusters... Speaking of other favorites, Hot Topic now has some Secret of Nimh t-shirts.

[azure turtle]

Secret of Nimh!!!! I loved that movie! I watched it so many times as a young hatchling...now there's an animated classic no one should miss out on!

[Samantha]

Nimh? Who made that movie?

[Loolaa]

I don't know, but I loved it!! The book was even better, though!

I wish we had a hot Topic over here. :sad: I looked on their web site but that wasn't much good.

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm not sure who made the movie either...it is one of my favorites though!

And yes, I think Hot Topic's website is very difficult to navigate.

[Kali]

On 2002-06-12 20:34, Machias Banshee wrote:
Ever heard of the 'crouching turtle, hidden manhood'? *snicker* its something cute my sensei showed us...

Okay... Oh, damn, that would a make a great title for an interesting coming of age fic.

[Kameko]

On 2002-06-12 20:34, Machias Banshee wrote:
Ever heard of the 'crouching turtle, hidden manhood'? *snicker* its something cute my sensei showed us...



:sweatdro:

[Tinselcat]

hidden... manhood? oh, and HT mentioned something about... bachelors? *evilgrin*

[HorseTechie]

Manhood... geez, please tell me that was another bad Chinese to English translation!

*loks to Tinselcat, momentarily lost* Oooohh bachelors! O course, yeah... one catch, you wouldn't mind relocating though, would ya?

[Tinselcat]

relocating? to where?

[HorseTechie]

Uhm... Korea? (unless they just so happen to work something out with the INS to stay in the US)

[Tinselcat]

send me a picture, and we'll see if relocation is an option...

[HorseTechie]

Hrmm.. how old are you? The one I know about for sure is like a 35 something guy who works as a photographer (for family photos).

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-06-12 23:40, Samantha wrote:
Nimh? Who made that movie?



The Secret of Nimh and the Secret of Nimh two, were both made by Disney. Unless I am going potty and that is a strong possibility

[Tinselcat]

35... er, that would be a bit steep for me... got anything younger than 30?

[HorseTechie]

Hrmm.. might have to ask hubby if he knows. We used to know this guy up in Dubuque Iowa (when we lived that way), who was from Korea. But he grew up in Brazil, then came to the US when he was a teen. Now he's like 26, and can speak English, Korean, and Spanish flunently. I wonder what he's up too, we hadn't talked to him in years though...

[Nunchucker]

All I want is a sexy chinese man. Is that too much to ask??

*Rushes off with a really big net and a stun gun*

[Tinselcat]

I wanna come! *runs after nun* oh, and 26 is good for me, HT...

[HorseTechie]

Heh.. Start in NYC, China Town! (I think that's where the 26 year old dude said he was going by this time)

[Samantha]

Disney? Do you know when it was made? :???:

Hey where'd you guys get the net? *rereads post* In my case 26 is a little out of the age range (I'm turning 17 in September) got anything from about 16-19??

[Tinselcat]

*sings* happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear samaaaaan-thaaaaaaa (er, in september) happy birthdaaaaay tooooo youuuuuuuuuuu! *raph pops out of a giant cake*
R: i'm gonna get you for this!
TC: woops, gotta go!
R: get back here!
TC: *gleefully* eeeeeeek!

[Kali]

Ooh, a frosting covered Raph! *tastes the frosting* Ohh, chocolate! Need some help cleaning up, Raph?

[Tinselcat]

*snicker* where's my video recorder? i could sell this online!

[Kameko]

:lol: You could make a fortune!

[Nunchucker]

On 2002-06-19 01:15, Samantha wrote:
Disney? Do you know when it was made? :???:



Although I am an all powerful, all knowing Demi God, there are some bits of clasified imformation that is beyond my reach

[azure turtle]

A demi god! Nun, I never knew. You should've told me sooner. I would've sacrificed many rare blue mangoes in your honor.

[enigma-1]

Won't that make your turtle gods more angry at you, Azure? :razz:

[Nunchucker]

*Decends from on high*

This does not please the Gods. However chocolate is a more acceptable offering at this time

[Skeletoncrew]

Hear hear! To heck with this mango stuff! The Gods must be appeased with chocolate!

[Loolaa]

... but I want to eat it! I don't want to give to the Gods!

[Nunchucker]

*Frowns down apon the mortals*

All chocolate must be offered to the Gods, less death, destruction, chaos and off topicness will reign throughout the forums

Plus I will get cranky

[Kameko]

hands offa my chocolate. it's hard enough to get my share of the junkfood around here with the four turtle disposals around...

[HorseTechie]

*slurps up some low fat chocolate mocha ice cream* Mmmm.... soothes the savage PMS beast!

[azure turtle]

Wait a minute...only a true turtle god would accept mangoes as offerings! Hmm...very well, I shall offer you chocolate until I can figure this mess out.
*hands Nun a bowl of chocolate*

[Kali]

*steals the offered chocolate* I love being evil.

[Tinselcat]

well, i don't want to be part of nun's cult if i can't have any chocolate of my own... ah, what the heck, i'll just declare myself a goddess, and see how far i can get. *clears throat* memo: IT IS HEREBY DECLARED THAT TINSELCAT HAS BEEN PROMOTED FROM SHIP-BORNE SPACE VISITOR TO GODDESS SUPREME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

[Nunchucker]

*Enraged God manifests a really big lighting bolt*

You will all pay for your blasphemy!

:flaming:

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[azure turtle]

*hides underneath a lightning rod*
Well, this is a dilemma... :sweatdro:

[Loolaa]

*Looks at her electroshocked hair standing up*

Awwww poo... I just had it cut!

[Tinselcat]

well, i can do THIS! *sticks out tongue at nun, sticks thumbs in her ears and waggles her fingers* neener neener neeee-neeeer!

[Loolaa]

*covers face with hands*

No-oooo... don't incite her wrath..!

[Nunchucker]

Ahhh Tinselcat I am honored by your knowledge of the customary Demi God salute of all powerfulness

[Tinselcat]

*pulls tongue back in and puts hands down* ...really?... oh. okay then. *snuffs the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death*

[Nunchucker]

Ooo can I borrow the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death from time to time?

*Wrings hands*

They will come in very useful. Oops I have said too much

[azure turtle]

I'm so lost...
*decides to use the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death to guide his way*

[HorseTechie]

*suddenly freezes*

No Luke! Don't go to the Dark Side! You must follow the light that is the Way of the Turtle instead!

*goes back to singing* This lil light of mine...

[azure turtle]

Luke? Where? Where?
*looks about*
I see no one except him.
*points at Jar Jar Binks*

[Loolaa]

Jar Jar?!

*runs before she is forced into conversation with him*

[azure turtle]

*watches Loolaa run away*
I don't think I've ever seen her run that fast before...

[Skeletoncrew]

*singing*
There's a light.
(Over at the Frankenstein Place)
There's a light.
(Burning in the fireplace)
There's a light, light.
In the darkness of everybody's life.

The Darkness must go down the river of night's streaming.
Flow Morpheus slow, let the sun and light come streaming into my life...

[Tinselcat]

*wanders in, followed by her vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death* okay, here's the deal, you can borrow my vengeful fires, but i need you to sign this form which states that any and all damage done to self, persons or property is soley the responsability of the current vengeful fires holder, and the owner is at no obligation to compensate for aforementioned damages. if damage to fires themselves occur, borrower will be obligated to surrender immortal soul to owner, along with 1 kidney and a liver so she can sell them on the black market and pay her student loans. *holds out three-foot long roll of paper with an empty line at the bottom* well? what are you waiting for?

[Kali]

I can get you a better deal than that.

[HorseTechie]

*then the Technodrome's fire alarm system goes off and ceiling sprinkles spray everywhere on the fires*

Ut-oh!

[Nunchucker]

Oh flippy poo. I needed those fires :sad:

[azure turtle]

Nooo! I'm all wet, and I just took a nice bubble bath!
*walks off, grumbling*

[Samantha]

*shrugs* Oh well, better luck next time. *hands Azure the towel with mangos on it*

[azure turtle]

Thanks. :smile:
*takes the towel and dries off*

[HorseTechie]

*wonders if she should starts a drinking game*

...take a sip when Azure hands someone a mango

...take a slip when he freaks and runs out of the thread

...take a gulp when Azure gets wet and complains about it

...take a slip when he blushes.

:wink:

[Loolaa]

... take a sip when he 'shakes angry fist'.... :wink:

Sounds like fun.... *runs off to find some whiskey*

[HorseTechie]

And we can't forget to take a GULP when he leaves in a puff of blue smoke! :lol:

*passes around some rootbeer to those who prefer not to drink alcohol*

[Kali]

Don't forget ... take a gulp whenever Azure gets glomped.

[Skeletoncrew]

We're gonna get toasted pretty fast playing this game! Hooray!

[azure turtle]

:sweatdro: Wonderful...now I've become the newest source of amusement at the Technodrome. Thanks a lot, HT. :razz:

[Kali]

Hmm, I suppose it's better than being totally ignored.

[Nunchucker]

Really Azure. You should know better then to come into a Female ruled forum.

We have to amuse ourselves some how

[azure turtle]

*sigh*
I guess you're both right.
*withdraws into his shell*

[Kali]

*pats Azure on the shell* You know we only kid because we like you Azure.

[azure turtle]

*from inside his shell*
Yep, I know :grin:

Hmm...I've suddenly got another idea for a mini-comic strip! Sketching it won't be so hard, but finding a scanner will be a problem. And it'll be featuring you again, Kali! Oh, this'll be good...
*takes notes*

[Kali]

Why am I scared?

I'm sure it'll be cool, though. I've got plans of my own, ya know.

[Tinselcat]

well, it looks like the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death are going to have to take a temporary vacation where it's dry. oh well. if i'm not mistaken, someone mentioned drinking games... *whips out a strawberry daqueri, with a little umbrella in it*

[azure turtle]

Uh oh...I sense impending doom. :razz:

[Nunchucker]

*All eyes fall on Azure*

What do you think he will do first?

[Tinselcat]

*sways about among several empty daqueri glasses* iz somethig tha matt'r? ooooh, there'z j-just a litt'l b-bit more in thiz glazz... *passes out*

[HorseTechie]

Hrmm...

Decides to add *withdrawl into his shell* to the list.

[Loolaa]

*looks at Tinselcat's daqueri, then down at her plain whiskey and coke*

That's a bit flash.....

*Takes a sip as Azure 'withdrew into his shell'*

... I think you started a little early, Tinselcat...:razz:

[Nunchucker]

*Watches the shell formally known as Azure*

Well, we're not going to get very far unless he does something.

Hey, has anyone seen that drinking game Jackie Chan and that other guy *name escapes me* play in Shanghai Noon?

[azure turtle]

*pops back out of his shell*
You mean Owen Wilson? Bwahaha! I loved that scene! Oy Nun, didja hear that their making a sequel called Shanghai Knights? It's gonna be a blast. :grin:
*wonders why everyone is staring at him*
What...? Stop staring at me like that!
*blushes crimson, then withdraws into his shell again*

[Kali]

Psst, Azure, have you read "The Session" by Jazz up on FF.net? There's mention of mangoes in the second chapter like their some special fruit.

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[Kameko]

*wanders into thread, notices Azures shell. Knocks on his shell* Helloooooo in there, Azure! Whatsamatter now?

[azure turtle]

*pops out of his shell*
Please don't knock on the shell! It makes all these scary echoes while I'm in there!
*whispers to Kali*
I did read that story!! I couldn't believe my eyes...orange sherbet and mangoes! Perhaps I've got a long lost sister. :grin:

[Kali]

I know, I read it and thought "Does she know Azure?" *looks at the ceiling* Goodness knows I've had way too many of those "sessions". I still haven't found out who my secret admirer is in ATFT. I may make a new "part" to that in the RPG forum

[Kameko]

Sorry, Azure. Here, let me make it up to you. :evilgrin: *reaches over and gives Azure a quick kiss on the cheek* :lol:

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Aw geez...
*gasps*
I just checked FF.net, and all the reviews I left last night haven't been posted! I think that website doesn't like me...

[Kali]

The review system seems to be down. NONE of the reviews are showing up. We're lucky we can upload our stories at all.

[HorseTechie]

He blushed! *takes a gulp of her JD and coke*

Shyaa... no reviews there whatsoever now (unless you login in and check up the stats... which then shows very little change)

I used ta know Jazz (who wrote the Session and was a had-been Fic Archiver)... you think she's lurking about here and there now? *looks round*

[Kameko]

I tried to leave a review on midnight snacks, but the dumb thing froze up. So, whoever it is writing that, since I've forgotten, I really like it!

[Kali]

Tinselcat is writing it. You know, I think I'm going through review withdrawl.

[Kameko]

Oh, duh, that's right. *feels really stupid now*

[azure turtle]

*cries*
And I left so many reviews for all the fics I've missed out on since summer started! Cursed FF.net...I hope it gets fixed by the time I return. Or else...or else I'm not giving that website any more mangoes!
*shakes angry fist at FF.net*

[Kali]

*takes a sip of her water*

[azure turtle]

*sees Kali sipping something and quickly hides his fist*
Oops...I better not do that again.

[Loolaa]

Well I saw a nice review you did for my story, it was only posted a couple of days ago. Is that one of the ones you're talking about? :smile:

[Tinselcat]

*stirs* oooooh... need coffee...
oh, and if you wanna review midnight snacks, Kameko (which i reeeeally appreciate, as anyone can tell you), you can drop me an email. i love constructive input.

[azure turtle]

On 2002-06-28 05:02, Loolaa wrote:
Well I saw a nice review you did for my story, it was only posted a couple of days ago. Is that one of the ones you're talking about? :smile:

Your story was one of a handful that I reviewed a few days ago. I had a lot of time on late Wednesday night (or early Thursday morning...), but all of the reviews I left during that session never showed up. :wink:

[Loolaa]

:lol: Thanks Azure, that reminds me, I really need to get writing the next chapter... I just haven't been in the mood lately.
I'm on a long train journey tomorrow so I'll write it then and I should have it posted soon.

[azure turtle]

You're going on a trip too? Well, I'll be gone for a week, starting tomorrow. I might get some writing done during the long drive. I hope you have fun! :D

[Loolaa]

I've cancelled my journey, so I'm not going 'till the end of July (when I get paid and actually have money :goofygri: )

Hope you have fun too, Azure!! :D

[azure turtle]

Yep, I had lots of fun! Ah...fishing was good, though I didn't catch anything. Everyone else seemed to have a lot of luck. Oh well. Maybe next year. :D Hey, I like everyone's new avatars!!

[Loolaa]

:lol: Did you go on a fishing holiday!!?
I haven't fished since I was a kiddie.

[azure turtle]

Yep! I was literally "Gone Fishing." Hmm...it was a lot of fun. My family likes to go on these fishing/camping trips almost every summer. It's a tradition ;) The cool thing is that it's my whole family...aunts, uncles, cousins...it's like having a giant army around. :lol:

[Samantha]

LOL! Sorta like a family reunion.

[azure turtle]

Yup! A really big reunion! :embarass:

[Loolaa]

I wish my family would have a reunion.
It would be better than spending hundred of pounds travelling around the country to see them all seperatley. :(

[azure turtle]

Aw, don't worry, Loolaa! You're not the only one. Not all of my family is in the United States. A lot of them are in other countries, and I've only got to visit some of them once. Yep, my clan is a scattered one.

[Loolaa]

I suppose I'm lucky mine are all in England, Scotland and Wales.... I only have one relation abroad. An uncle who lives in Australia and that's way too far!!
I'd love to go there!! :D

[azure turtle]

I'd love to visit Australia! But there are a lot of scary snakes and crocs that live there...Then again, I watch way too much Croc Hunter. :)

[Tinselcat]

i've got family all over the place, but i only know the ones in the US. anyone not from the states is probably a distant relative anyway. oh, speaking of distant relatives, i'm spending a week at the end of the summer at my cousin's place on the west coast, and i don't know if i'll be posting then. feel free to give me going away presents. :D

[Kali]

Family reunion? We're scattered all over the U.S. and I'm GLAD! I don't want to see my immediate family, I sure as heck don't want to spend time with my extended family.

[azure turtle]

LOL! Sounds like a fun trip, TC!
*gives TC a mango for her vacation*
Aww...I like my family...for the most part. Of course, spending more than a week with any of my family members will probably drive me insane, but I like seeing all of them every now and then.

[Kali]

Considering that most members of my family are either drinkers, smokers, insane, or a combination of two or more of those traits... I'd rather stay home.

[azure turtle]

Hmm....you've got a good point, Kali. Sorry to hear that. :(

[Kali]

Yeah. Luckily, I only got the insane traits. :lol:

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Well now, that's the best trait to have! :anime:

[Tinselcat]

don't feel so bad, kali. hey, you know how every family has a black sheep? well, i don't think we have anything else in my family...

[Samantha]

My families the exact same way. Ugh.