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connor_obain
08-08-2014, 03:32 AM
Went by a New Mexican place on a emergency spray paint run the other day and found myself muttering

"Ain't got time for tacos!"

Which made me think of the ain't got time to bleed line from predator which in turn made me think "new game!"

Replace a word from a movie line with "taco" or "tacos" (i tried it with pizza but taco seemed to work better)

Go!


"Never go full Taco."

Slap-Happy
08-08-2014, 03:50 AM
This game is lol so random xD

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-08-2014, 03:53 AM
You think you can threaten my tacos?!

connor_obain
08-08-2014, 03:56 AM
Every body be taco! YOU! Be taco!

Lou 500
08-08-2014, 04:51 AM
I'm tired of these motherf***in' tacos on this motherf***ing plane!

BubblyShell22
08-08-2014, 06:50 AM
Wise man say "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late tacos."

Lou 500
08-08-2014, 03:29 PM
"We're taking the tacos to Isengard!"

Lethal Lullaby
08-08-2014, 03:34 PM
"I wanna play a Taco."

Jester
08-08-2014, 03:37 PM
"All fathers care for their tacos."

BubblyShell22
08-08-2014, 04:38 PM
"You fight well in the old style, but you have caused me enough trouble. Now you face The Taco."

Jester
08-08-2014, 04:45 PM
"Who the heck is that?"
"Wayne Gretzky? On Tacos?"

Cure
08-08-2014, 05:47 PM
"Doesn't anyone have any tacos left?!" - Independence Day

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-08-2014, 05:53 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Tacos?

Lethal Lullaby
08-08-2014, 06:22 PM
"There's a taco in my boot!"

Slade
08-08-2014, 06:25 PM
Say hello to my little taco!

Jester
08-08-2014, 06:41 PM
TAAAAACO!!!!!!

I guess "KHAAAAN!!!!" from Star Trek 2 doesn't work.

Lethal Lullaby
08-08-2014, 06:50 PM
"Run Taco! Run!"

Slade
08-08-2014, 07:02 PM
I'll make him a taco he can't refuse.

BubblyShell22
08-09-2014, 07:24 AM
"I was out there training to be a better taco for you. Why do you hate me for that?"

"I'm done takin' tacos."

"I'm telling you, ma'am, it's not that kind of taco."

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-09-2014, 07:32 AM
8:15 to 10, Taco history. 10 to 11, Taco appreciation in theory. And then Taco practice till the end of the day.

Slade
08-09-2014, 07:47 AM
Man I'll suck yo taco.

connor_obain
08-11-2014, 01:13 PM
I need your boots, your clothes and your taco

Lou 500
08-11-2014, 03:43 PM
"What's tacos, eh?"

Slade
08-11-2014, 05:49 PM
Welcome to Taco Park

Jester
08-11-2014, 05:54 PM
"Oye! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the taco."

Slade
08-11-2014, 06:06 PM
Good taco Vietnam!

BubblyShell22
08-12-2014, 09:39 AM
"Sure you can. You say, 'Taco, I'll set you free.'"

"Taco check on prune juice, Bob. Taco check on prune juice."

joefsas
08-12-2014, 09:52 AM
I want the tacos!

You can't handle the tacos!!!

BubblyShell22
08-12-2014, 02:20 PM
Are you tacoin' to me?

Slade
08-12-2014, 03:38 PM
So Ima turn around with a great smile, and walk my white taco back across 8mile.

Let's go guys, It's Taco Time!

connor_obain
08-13-2014, 06:35 AM
Oh Taco, my Taco :(

BubblyShell22
08-13-2014, 07:44 AM
"Human tacos? Humans don't have tacos they have big big bottoms they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, 'Hi, Helen.'"

"Yo, Taco Man, haven't seen you in a few millenia. Give me some tassel."

Slade
08-13-2014, 05:53 PM
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, tacos.

Lou 500
08-14-2014, 09:04 AM
Luke, I am your taco.

KROW
08-14-2014, 10:42 AM
"Am I the only one around here who gives a sh** about the f***ing tacos?!"

Slade
08-14-2014, 11:40 AM
Kneel before Taco.

DarkFell
08-14-2014, 11:51 AM
Come with taco if you want to live.
Say...that's a nice taco...

Slade
08-14-2014, 01:06 PM
1 2 Taco's comin for you.

DarkFell
08-14-2014, 01:25 PM
3..4..Better taco your door...(Heh, nice Freddy Krueger song refs.)

These forum games are kinda fun.

BubblyShell22
08-14-2014, 02:07 PM
I believe my taco is as big as yours.

Slade
08-14-2014, 02:28 PM
5..6..taco your crucifix

Lethal Lullaby
08-14-2014, 05:32 PM
7, 8 better lay taco straight

Slade
08-14-2014, 05:51 PM
9..10 never taco again!!

Lethal Lullaby
08-14-2014, 09:40 PM
"you got a taco in me."

Slade
08-14-2014, 09:45 PM
You are a sad , strange little man and you have my taco.

connor_obain
08-15-2014, 02:20 AM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing tacos.

Candy Kappa
08-15-2014, 03:02 AM
Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty taco that comes along.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-15-2014, 03:06 AM
Tell me about the Tacos George.

Lethal Lullaby
08-15-2014, 05:42 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger taco."

Slade
08-15-2014, 08:24 AM
Hakuna ma taco

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-15-2014, 08:31 AM
Do you wanna build a Taco?!

Slade
08-15-2014, 08:35 AM
You owe me a ten second taco.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-15-2014, 08:59 AM
I just wanna go the Distance. No one's ever gone the distance with Taco.

Slade
08-15-2014, 09:13 AM
The tacos are still here, they didn't go to the airport!

Tell me kid. Have you ever danced with the taco by the pale moon light?

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-15-2014, 09:46 AM
Where were the other Tacos going?!!!!!!!!!!!!:x

Slade
08-15-2014, 09:48 AM
But you know what? I don't give a taco!

Lethal Lullaby
08-15-2014, 10:10 AM
This
Is
TACO!!!!

Kanon
08-15-2014, 11:30 AM
"Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the Taco!"
"Tacos."
"Tacos?"

Slade
08-15-2014, 11:40 AM
You gon eat yo taco?

BubblyShell22
08-15-2014, 03:21 PM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a taco.

That's no blizzard. That's my taco.

Slade
08-15-2014, 03:47 PM
Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million tacos, that you are.

DarkFell
08-15-2014, 05:03 PM
Taco morning, Vietnam.

Jester
08-15-2014, 05:05 PM
"HEEEEEEERE'S TACO!!!""

What?

Slade
08-15-2014, 05:51 PM
This taco needs an enema!

Lou 500
08-18-2014, 09:55 AM
Your mothers sucks tacos in Hell!

DarkFell
08-18-2014, 02:09 PM
"Who's that?"
"Wayne Gretzky..on tacos?"

connor_obain
08-19-2014, 03:25 AM
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue taco - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red taco - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Vivi
08-19-2014, 05:46 AM
O' Taco! My Taco!

:cry:

Lou 500
08-19-2014, 05:52 AM
Pull the taco, Kronk!

Whatswiththeheadbands?
08-19-2014, 06:15 AM
Pull the taco, Kronk!

''Wrong Taco!''

XERO
08-19-2014, 08:42 PM
"I have an army."

"We have a taco."

connor_obain
08-21-2014, 02:18 AM
Puny Taco!

connor_obain
08-21-2014, 02:19 AM
Go ahead punk! Make my taco!

DarkFell
08-21-2014, 04:03 AM
God creates tacos. God destroys tacos. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates tacos.
Tacos eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

Slade
08-22-2014, 05:53 PM
He's got a taco! You idiots! We've all got tacos!

Jester
08-22-2014, 06:41 PM
Tacos! Why did it have to be tacos?!

Slade
08-22-2014, 06:52 PM
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f****n' tacos. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f****in' fingers and say, "That's the taco." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the taco! Come on. The last time you gonna see a taco like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the taco. There's a taco comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Jester
08-22-2014, 06:55 PM
I have always liked....Taco-bunga!

DarkFell
08-22-2014, 06:59 PM
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen tacos every morning to help me get large...
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen tacos, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Jester
08-22-2014, 07:04 PM
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen tacos every morning to help me get large...
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen tacos, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Tehe...sure would be.


And remember my Tacos, future events such as these will effect you in the future.

XERO
08-22-2014, 07:11 PM
"I love the Power Taco. It's so bad."

Slade
08-22-2014, 08:51 PM
What happened? Did your tacos drop off?

XERO
08-22-2014, 09:45 PM
"Put dat taco down! NOW!!!"

Lou 500
08-23-2014, 03:31 AM
"A taco is a terrible thing to waste"

Slade
08-23-2014, 04:46 PM
Taco. I could eat a taco for hours.

XERO
08-23-2014, 08:19 PM
"Who's da taco? SHO'NUFF!"

Lou 500
08-25-2014, 03:05 PM
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the taco again"

XERO
08-25-2014, 09:41 PM
"40,000 years of evolution, and we've barely even tapped the vastness of taco potential."

Slade
08-26-2014, 06:25 PM
Dear sweet baby taco

Lou 500
08-29-2014, 01:12 PM
We can't stop here, this is taco country!

connor_obain
08-30-2014, 06:24 AM
Some mother tacos are always trying to ice skate up hill

Slade
08-30-2014, 03:15 PM
Dear Taco. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit...

DarkFell
08-30-2014, 03:47 PM
There is no taco..only Zuul...

BubblyShell22
09-02-2014, 07:45 AM
"You fight well in the old style, but you have caused me enough trouble. Now you face The Taco."

Guy: What are you night security.

Keno: Well, actually, I'm taco delivery.

Slade
09-02-2014, 08:44 PM
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a taco.

shuriken
09-02-2014, 09:05 PM
SEE-I-AYE If I take off your Taco will you die?
BANE-It will be extremely taco.

We all go a little taco sometimes.

BubblyShell22
09-03-2014, 08:57 AM
You see, Harry, it is our tacos that show who we truly are far more than our abilities.

Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the tacos?

Slade
09-03-2014, 08:56 PM
Let's not stand on ceremony here. Mr. Taco.

shuriken
09-04-2014, 03:28 AM
Tacos have cost you your strength, victory has defeated you.

DarkFell
09-04-2014, 10:16 PM
But, John.. if the tacos of the Caribbean breaks down, the tacos don't eat the tourists...

BubblyShell22
09-05-2014, 08:16 AM
Hermione: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Taco One.

Harry: But I AM the Taco One.

Hermione: *smacks him*

Slade
09-06-2014, 12:04 AM
I'm gunna make this taco disappear.

shuriken
09-06-2014, 07:24 PM
I say we kill the Taco-man.

BubblyShell22
09-07-2014, 07:54 AM
Harry: It was you! You put my name into the Goblet of Tacos.

connor_obain
09-07-2014, 03:26 PM
Yippe kai yay mother taco

Slade
09-08-2014, 09:53 PM
This taco wasn't cheap. You should know, you bought it.

XERO
09-10-2014, 06:00 PM
"Either they don't know... don't show... or don't even care about what's goin' on in da taco."

Slade
09-10-2014, 09:27 PM
King Taco ain't got sh*t on me!

DarkFell
09-11-2014, 05:40 AM
Do not try and bend the taco. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no taco.

There is no taco?

Then you'll see, that it is not the taco that bends. It is only yourself.

BubblyShell22
09-11-2014, 08:44 AM
Taco? There is no taco. Do or do not. There is no taco.

XERO
09-12-2014, 02:57 AM
"Do you undastand the words that are comin' outta my taco?!"

Slade
09-12-2014, 08:57 PM
Maybe you can handle yourself one a them first class tacos to the resurection.

XERO
09-20-2014, 10:14 AM
"I'm ready! Ready for the big ride, TAACOOO!"

Slade
09-26-2014, 06:43 AM
IN MY BEDROOM! Where my wife sleeps and my children come to play with their tacos.

BubblyShell22
09-26-2014, 07:52 AM
Mom, Dad, I just had a bad taco. Can I sleep with you tonight?

Whatswiththeheadbands?
09-26-2014, 10:04 AM
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my Taco don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

Slade
09-26-2014, 11:48 AM
The taco with the briefcase can steal more money than the taco with the gun.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
09-26-2014, 11:53 AM
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded Tacos and those who dig. You dig

DarkFell
09-26-2014, 01:55 PM
Okay ... last one to kill a bad guy buys the taco.

Slade
09-26-2014, 03:45 PM
Leave the taco, take the cannoli.

connor_obain
10-14-2014, 01:09 AM
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
10-14-2014, 02:37 PM
It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that Taco.

MsMarvelDuckie
10-18-2014, 10:01 PM
Tell me- you're not afraid of the taco, are you?

Slade
10-27-2014, 08:22 AM
Let me guess, giant, menacing, supernatural form. Kinda like a taco.

DarkFell
10-27-2014, 12:13 PM
Made it, Ma! Top of the taco!

MsMarvelDuckie
10-29-2014, 08:15 PM
You're wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in Taco. And I absolutely hate the mother****er.

WhitefinDolphin
11-06-2014, 03:17 PM
"You are my lucky taco. You... Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. "

BubblyShell22
11-06-2014, 03:30 PM
"You're hot for my taco!"

"What?"

"Am I right?"

"That's insane."

MsMarvelDuckie
11-06-2014, 09:33 PM
I knew it! I'm surrounded by Tacos!

Jephael
11-06-2014, 09:37 PM
"Wait a minute... wait a minute, Doc! Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a taco?"

"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine out of a taco, why not do it with some style!!!"

DarkFell
11-07-2014, 12:14 AM
The kid gets it all. Bury us next to the stupid taco.

Darthknuxward
11-08-2014, 09:17 PM
I knew it! I'm surrounded by Tacos!

Nice one!

F**k you, taco!

DarkFell
11-08-2014, 10:17 PM
Taco day. Nothing clean right?

MsMarvelDuckie
11-08-2014, 11:30 PM
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my taco. Prepare to die.

DarkFell
11-09-2014, 02:38 AM
^ Nice Princess Bride ref.
Houston..we have a taco.

BubblyShell22
11-09-2014, 11:59 AM
I have a message for President Snow. Taco is catching and if we burn, you burn with us.

Jephael
11-09-2014, 12:52 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here.

nmxL7i5sjgU

Slade
11-09-2014, 09:36 PM
You stop this taco, I'll kill ya.

WhitefinDolphin
11-09-2014, 11:04 PM
"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive tacos at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water."

MsMarvelDuckie
11-10-2014, 12:23 AM
"All for taco, and taco for all!"

Slade
11-10-2014, 12:30 AM
Have I ever told you how I got these tacos?

MsMarvelDuckie
11-11-2014, 03:18 PM
"Tell all your friends- I'm Tacoman."

DarkFell
11-11-2014, 03:42 PM
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to tacos - touching tacos - groping tacos!

MsMarvelDuckie
11-12-2014, 02:14 PM
Cute one, Dark!


"Noids do not have taco with Doodles."

DarkFell
11-12-2014, 08:03 PM
Cute one, Dark!


"Noids do not have taco with Doodles."
Many thanks m'lady.

He is right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same taco we are using.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-12-2014, 09:43 PM
I see we're fans of some of the same movies.


"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a taco."

DarkFell
11-12-2014, 10:12 PM
I give you full tacos for bravery - don't make yourself a fool.

WhitefinDolphin
11-12-2014, 11:37 PM
"One Taco to rule them all, One Taco to find them, One Taco to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

DarkFell
11-13-2014, 12:36 AM
Perhaps you know the way out?
Yes..But perhaps we sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my precious..It likes tacos?

MsMarvelDuckie
11-13-2014, 01:20 AM
"You built a time machine- out of a TACO?!"

Caffeinated_Rave
11-20-2014, 03:23 PM
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the taco?"

DarkFell
11-20-2014, 03:46 PM
"Symmetrical taco stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947."
"You're right, no human being would stack tacos like this. "

Slade
11-20-2014, 09:08 PM
Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all powerful taco!

MsMarvelDuckie
11-20-2014, 10:48 PM
"Join me. Together we can rule the taco."

MsMarvelDuckie
11-20-2014, 11:10 PM
"All the good ones end in taco!"

Ravenshell
11-30-2014, 08:58 AM
"I believe... you have... my taco?"

"I didn't kill my taco!"
"I don't care!"

"The taco never bothered me anyway..."

"Today will no longer be known as Taco Tuesday, but as Freedom Friday... but still on a taco!" (Taco-ception?)

raph27
11-30-2014, 09:24 AM
"Today will no longer be known as Taco Tuesday, but as Freedom Friday... but still on a taco!" (Taco-ception?)

:lol: nice one. Everything is Taco! Everything is cool when you're a taaaaaaco!

DarkFell
11-30-2014, 09:35 AM
Now if I was a taco, where would I hide?

Ravenshell
12-04-2014, 06:29 PM
"I don't have tacos..."
"That's because you're a boy."

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR TACOS!"

"Oh, Taco, where will we look without you?"
"To the tacos, Bowen. To the tacos."

Slade
12-04-2014, 07:58 PM
I find your lack of taco disturbing.

Jephael
12-05-2014, 10:32 AM
"I see taco people."

BubblyShell22
12-05-2014, 04:08 PM
"They have a hostage. It's my taco."

Slade
12-06-2014, 09:25 AM
"I paid you a small taco."

"And this gives you power over me?"

"What is this?"

"Your tacos and infastructure have been important...till now"

"What are you?"

"I'm Gotham's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed taco you've all been living on!"

"You're pure taco!"

"I'm necessary taco!"

DarkFell
12-06-2014, 12:37 PM
'Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good taco at your side, kid."

BubblyShell22
12-06-2014, 04:10 PM
"This is my taco. I have to defend it."

XERO
12-06-2014, 06:01 PM
"Ya know what capitalism is? Gettin' tacos."

Darthknuxward
12-24-2014, 12:41 AM
"Yes, Taco good".

BubblyShell22
12-24-2014, 08:01 AM
"I give to you the Griswold family taco tree."

DarkFell
12-30-2014, 03:30 AM
"this taco sucks!!!"

Magdolin
01-23-2015, 11:22 AM
"Not for nothing, but the last time somebody looked at me like that I got tacos."

shuriken
01-29-2015, 05:57 PM
Do You like to suck Taco, PRIVATE?

IndigoErth
01-29-2015, 06:28 PM
Taco pressure stabilizing...
Why are we still here playing taco?
She may have a taco injury.
Uh, correction(? muffled), she's a hot taco who may have a taco injury, which makes it our taco duty to -
Taco? Taco? Can you hear me? Do you know what taco you're in? Do you know where you taco?
Have you seen that taco where the taco plays tacos with the tacos?
Can we taco here?
Guys, please, come on, give her some tacos.
What are you?
Well, Miss, uh... We're tacos.
We're tacos.
Well, technically we're tacos.
Oh, and we're tacos. But we can still have...taco conversations.
You're... taco...taco...taco......tacos?

Donnieangelo
01-30-2015, 08:32 AM
These tacos are remarkably effective; very well constructed!

DarkFell
01-30-2015, 11:41 PM
You mean you'll put down your taco..and I'll put down my taco and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Mew
01-31-2015, 05:30 AM
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your TACO!
Luke: TACOOOOOOOOOOO!

Magdolin
01-31-2015, 09:52 AM
So what do we taco now?
What do you mean 'What do we taco now'?
Taco's out there somewhere!
I know Taco's out there.
So what are we gonna taco about it!?
What can we taco about it? April's are only lead to these tacos. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Oh, so that's the plan from our great taco, huh? Just sit here on our tacos!
I never said I was a great taco.
Yeah, well you sure act like it sometimes!
Yeah, well you act like a taco sometimes, y'know that? And this taco of yours isn't helping anything!
Well, maybe I'll just take my taco and leave!
Go ahead!

Slade
02-04-2015, 04:50 PM
I am vengance. I am the night. I AM TACO!!

MsMarvelDuckie
02-09-2015, 10:30 PM
Best taco still inside you, Daniel-san. Now time to let out.

Jephael
02-18-2015, 03:12 PM
"You're a taco, Harry."
"I'm a what?"

DarkFell
02-18-2015, 03:23 PM
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks you'd have a taco."

*The movie line above was not intended to p*ss off anyone named Cameron that visits this forum.*

mexichrist83
02-20-2015, 03:33 PM
I have come to chew tacos and kick ass. And I'm all out of tacos.

Mew
02-20-2015, 04:33 PM
With great tacos, comes great responsibility. Like not putting cilantro on it.

MsMarvelDuckie
02-20-2015, 11:00 PM
They may take our lives, but they will never take our TACOS!!!

Mr_Steele
02-22-2015, 01:38 PM
I got to had it to you, Cohaagen. It was the best mind-taco yet.

Mew
02-22-2015, 01:41 PM
Taco!- TacoMan, in Teh Magical Adventure in my Face!

Mr_Steele
02-22-2015, 01:45 PM
Do you wanna build a Taco-man?

MsMarvelDuckie
02-22-2015, 07:29 PM
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my taco- prepare to die.

DarkFell
02-22-2015, 07:39 PM
"Fezzik, are there tacos ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead."
"No more tacos now! I mean it!"
"Anyone want a peanut?"
"D'OWH!!"

"In that case, I challenge you to a taco of wits."
"....For the taco?"
*nods*
"....To the death?"
*nods*
"I accept."

MsMarvelDuckie
02-22-2015, 11:44 PM
"What the HELL was THAT?!"
"It's Spaceball 1!"
"They've gone to TACO!"

Mr_Steele
02-23-2015, 04:12 PM
You owe me a new watch! you..... TACO!

Taco you.

WHat?

Taco you.... coach Taco.

mexichrist83
02-23-2015, 07:41 PM
Wolfman's got tacos

MsMarvelDuckie
02-23-2015, 09:12 PM
"There were six guys with tacos-"
"Wait- what if it was one guy with six tacos?"

Mr_Steele
02-24-2015, 09:55 PM
I can build a... I can build a.... TACO!!! TACO!!! TACO!!!

MsMarvelDuckie
02-24-2015, 10:43 PM
"Ohmygod- they have tacos!"

Mr_Steele
02-24-2015, 11:02 PM
Get to the tacoooooo!!!

MsMarvelDuckie
02-25-2015, 02:12 AM
"Tell all your friends- I'm Tacoman."

Mr_Steele
02-25-2015, 04:32 PM
Playing for West Taco may have been the opprotunity of your Taco.

But I dont want you're Taco!!

The Turtle Terminator
04-10-2015, 03:36 PM
"No Luke, I ate your taco!"

Darth Vader, Star Wars V

MsMarvelDuckie
04-11-2015, 12:06 AM
No. That's impossible.... You're not my taco! NOOO!!!

Kanon
04-12-2015, 03:12 AM
I am tired of people who judge me without knowing my taco.

MsMarvelDuckie
04-18-2015, 10:23 PM
"Tacos will never be made practical, until they can be made unbreakable."

DarkFell
04-18-2015, 10:53 PM
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of tacos, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.."
"Hit it."

MsMarvelDuckie
04-18-2015, 11:28 PM
I like you- you have good taste in movies, LOL!

"He's only MOSTLY dead. Mostly dead, is still slightly alive. With ALL dead, there's usually only one thing you can do- go through his pockets, and look for loose tacos."

DarkFell
04-19-2015, 12:38 AM
"You rush a taco man, you get rotten tacos."

MsMarvelDuckie
04-20-2015, 06:55 AM
LOL, nice one! And subtle.

"Oh look, there's a taco in my belfrey."

shuriken
04-27-2015, 02:43 AM
What the heck was that?
It kinda looked like a giant taco...in a trenchcoat.

DarkFell
04-27-2015, 02:54 AM
"This is great. First it was The Taco That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own tacos? Probably hard to get good taco service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Taco Rooter, huh? "

Mew
04-27-2015, 05:10 AM
It's a Taco!

Lethal Lullaby
05-27-2015, 01:18 PM
"Taco, Taco, please, grant my wish... Let us be together... Always."

MsMarvelDuckie
05-27-2015, 06:33 PM
"Taco King, taco King, wherever you may be, take this taco far away from me!"

"What was that rubbish? It didn't even start with 'I wish'!"

JTH
07-27-2015, 02:15 PM
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough...to see yourself become the taco."

MsMarvelDuckie
07-27-2015, 09:58 PM
'Taco found me. I don't know how, but taco found me...."

DarkFell
07-27-2015, 10:27 PM
"Isn't it amazing? This taco used to be a nuclear missile."

"It is an historical irony that Dr. Cochrane would choose an instrument of mass destruction to inaugurate an era of tacos."

**He sounds like my kind of guy.**

MsMarvelDuckie
07-27-2015, 10:31 PM
"Tacos cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud."

DarkFell
07-27-2015, 10:39 PM
"There will be no mistakes this time... I go myself. And the taco - kill it."

MsMarvelDuckie
07-27-2015, 10:40 PM
"The Taco?"

"I dunno, maybe all that hardware's for makin' tacos."

JTH
07-28-2015, 03:17 AM
"Does anybody got a taco?!"

"..."

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a s*** load of tacos!!"

JTH
07-29-2015, 08:40 PM
http://www.magicalquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Perry-White.jpg
"Nobody cares about Clark Kent taking on The Taco!"

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_260,w_636/t_mp_quality/u9qvhetgsuusqhtnnhvv/batman-vs-superman-dawn-of-justice-comic-con-trailer-breakdown-511173.jpg

Slade
07-30-2015, 05:52 AM
All I have in this world is my balls and my taco, and I don't break them for nobody.

DarkFell
07-30-2015, 07:32 AM
"Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more tacos for him to beat up?"

BubblyShell22
07-30-2015, 09:22 AM
"I love you all, my tacos."

TurtleWA
10-22-2015, 12:14 AM
One Taco to rule them all, One Taco to find them,
One Taco to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

BubblyShell22
10-22-2015, 08:19 AM
Luke, I am your Taco.

DarkFell
10-22-2015, 05:05 PM
"Never have that damn taco down in front of me. How I do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?"

shuriken
10-26-2015, 04:52 PM
You kiss your taco with that mouth?

BubblyShell22
10-27-2015, 07:56 AM
You ain't never had a taco like me.

Jephael
10-27-2015, 08:09 AM
"It's you who's out, Gobby... outta your taco!!!"

Utrommaniac
01-06-2016, 01:09 PM
And now...TACOBLANCA. It started with one...and then started building.

"Of all the taco joints in all the towns in all the world...she walks into mine"

"The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of tacos in this crazy world."

"Thank you for the taco, monsieur. I shall miss that when I leave Casablanca."

"We'll always have tacos, kid"

Wow, that just sucks the romance out...

Etsyturtle2
01-06-2016, 02:35 PM
sometimes you just gotta say, "what the taco".

Utrommaniac
01-06-2016, 03:42 PM
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing tacos is no basis for a system of government!"

DarkFell
09-10-2016, 11:45 PM
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare; I kidnapped his taco and he just wasn't having it."