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Lethal Lullaby
10-11-2014, 12:50 AM
So I found this type of game around the internet and thought I'd see how it works out here. Here's how it works. Make a wish and the next person corrupts it.

A few examples
User1: I wish I was fastest man/woman alive.
User2: Your wish is granted, but you can never stop running.

User1: I wish I had all the money in the world.
User2: You become a bank and EVERYONE is now asking you for money.

So yeah let's see how this plays out. :D

Start: I wish for a glass of water.

Slade
10-11-2014, 12:53 AM
Granted, but it will remain frozen for eternity!


I wish for immortality.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
10-11-2014, 05:26 AM
Yes, but you will age like a regular person.

I wish for the secret to eternal happiness

Lethal Lullaby
10-11-2014, 08:24 AM
Wish granted. The only emotion you see and show is happiness.

I wish I had red eyes.

Slade
10-11-2014, 08:49 AM
Done, but red will be all you ever see again.

I wish for 1 dollar.

MsMarvelDuckie
10-11-2014, 04:05 PM
Done, but it's a Euro dollar- and that's ALL you'll ever have!

I wish for world peace.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
10-29-2014, 03:01 PM
Done, but it's a Euro dollar- and that's ALL you'll ever have!

I wish for world peace.

Very well, but you won't be in that world.

I wish for a Billion Pounds.

blindturtle02
10-29-2014, 03:12 PM
Very well, but you won't be in that world.

I wish for a Billion Pounds.

Granted, but it will be presented to you in the form of gold chains which you'll be forced to wear for eternity!... And maybe even longer.(I just love Mickey's Christmas Carol.)

I wish I already owned Injustice II.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
10-30-2014, 09:25 AM
Very well, but all other possessions will be taken off you forever.

I wish to move away.

joefsas
10-30-2014, 10:00 AM
Granted. But you can only go alone, and be alone forever...

I wish I had super powers :D

MsMarvelDuckie
10-31-2014, 01:34 PM
Done, but you will be hideously deformed in payment for them.

I wish I could actually meet the TMNT for real.

RaphAndDonnie
10-31-2014, 02:42 PM
Wish granted but they think you are a member of the Foot and will therefore try to attack you.

I wish I could sell a bestselling novel.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-01-2014, 08:27 PM
Granted, but it's not yours- and the owner sues you!

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake right now.

blindturtle02
11-01-2014, 08:47 PM
Granted, but it's sentient and has the ability to fly around, so it's constantly out of your reach. I wish I could drive a tank.

Darthknuxward
11-01-2014, 10:33 PM
Granted, but it's sentient and has the ability to fly around, so it's constantly out of your reach. I wish I could drive a tank.

Granted, but you crash into a bridge after less than a minute.

I wish I could travel to the Bionicle Universe.

blindturtle02
11-02-2014, 04:15 PM
Boss! Hey, that'd pretty much happen anyway. It'll probably turn out to be the bridge placed by Tolebooth's Bridgelayer from G.I. Jo, so I'd be in for it.

As for Bionicle, granted, but the theme for the TV show would never stop playing no matter where you were, and everything would be made out of legos. I wish I could hang out with the Simpsons in Springfield for a while.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-03-2014, 11:31 PM
Granted, but the nuclear reactor at the plant blows up while you are visiting, and the town is obliterated. Sucks to be you.


I wish I could date Spider-Man.

BubblyShell22
11-04-2014, 11:25 AM
Granted, but then Mary Jane comes and kills you for stealing her man.

I wish I didn't have headaches anymore.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-04-2014, 03:01 PM
Done- you no longer have a head!!

I wish I was an X-Man. (Sorry, I'm on a comic book kick right now....)

BubblyShell22
11-04-2014, 04:34 PM
Granted, but now you can't have sex with anyone because of your mutant deformity.

I wish I had some money.

Jephael
11-04-2014, 05:05 PM
Done, but the money is in yen.

I wish I could go out with Anna Kendrick!!!

Hakase
11-05-2014, 03:31 AM
Done, but the money is in yen.

I wish I could go out with Anna Kendrick!!!

Wish granted, but it's a random saggy 80 year old woman who happens to have the same name.

I wish I could eat pizza and never get fat.

Jephael
11-05-2014, 05:29 PM
Wish granted, but it's a random saggy 80 year old woman who happens to have the same name.

Oh well, it could've been worse.

I wish I could eat pizza and never get fat.

Granted, but you now have a hyper-fast metabolism (ala The Flash), which means you have to constantly eat, which leads to certain intestinal issues.

I wish for a pet kitty.

Darthknuxward
11-05-2014, 07:16 PM
Granted, but it's welded to your face. (If anyone understands my reference there, props to you!)

I wish I could shape-shift.

AT-Man
11-05-2014, 07:33 PM
You can only shape-shift while sleeping and you'll shift to whatever you're dreaming of.


I wish I could have any past or future canceled tv series continued for as long as I want.

Lethal Lullaby
11-05-2014, 07:42 PM
Granted, but now the new episodes will only come on one every two months.

I wish for high speed internet.

shuriken
11-05-2014, 09:36 PM
Granted. It's so high speed your computer just can't handle it.


I wish my bike tires were indestructible.

AT-Man
11-06-2014, 03:09 AM
Done, but they weigh 1000kg each.


I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it!

BubblyShell22
11-06-2014, 08:22 AM
Granted, but the turkey sandwich has mutated and wants to eat you.

I wish the rain would go away.

blindturtle02
11-06-2014, 02:11 PM
Granted, but the turkey sandwich has mutated and wants to eat you.

I wish the rain would go away.

Granted. However, rather than water, it now rains big mad bulls from now on. But hey, at least we get all the beef we want, and for free at that. I wish I lived in the Star Wars galaxy.

DarkFell
11-06-2014, 02:26 PM
Granted. However, rather than water, it now rains big mad bulls from now on. But hey, at least we get all the beef we want, and for free at that. I wish I lived in the Star Wars galaxy.
Great and granted. Enjoy having Vader as your new neighbor. It's somewhat better than smelling Jabba the Hutt and getting tossed to his hungry pet Rancor.

I want learn how to fly in the air. Just me looking down on all of you and the wind baby.

BubblyShell22
11-06-2014, 03:28 PM
Granted, but it only last for a few seconds before you crash to Earth.

I wish the wind would die down.

DarkFell
11-06-2014, 05:58 PM
Granted, but it only last for a few seconds before you crash to Earth.

I wish the wind would die down.
*crawls off the ground* Totally worth it.
Done. Right before a tornado touches the ground, picks up your house and you inside it and carries you off to a far worst place other than Oz.

I want a Transformer for Christmas.

blindturtle02
11-06-2014, 06:15 PM
*crawls off the ground* Totally worth it.
Done. Right before a tornado touches the ground, picks up your house and you inside it and carries you off to a far worst place other than Oz.

I want a Transformer for Christmas.
Granted. Only it's Wheelie from the movie and seasons 3 and 4, and he won't stop rhyming
! Oh hang on, looks like Devistator squished him and is threatening to demolish your house. Megs berated the Mixmaster component and now the gestalt is taking it out on a tun of folks today.

This talk of Transformers has me thinking of G.I. Jo and wishing I could tour Cobra's Terrordrome.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-06-2014, 08:21 PM
Done, but you are touring it on your way to the dungeon- as their prisoner!

I wish I had a friendly pet cheetah.

DarkFell
11-06-2014, 08:25 PM
Granted. Only it's Wheelie from the movie and seasons 3 and 4, and he won't stop rhyming
! Oh hang on, looks like Devistator squished him and is threatening to demolish your house. Megs berated the Mixmaster component and now the gestalt is taking it out on a tun of folks today.

This talk of Transformers has me thinking of G.I. Jo and wishing I could tour Cobra's Terrordrome.
Okies. Done. However Cobra's forces catch you wandering within the Terrordome and lock you up in a huge re-enforced steel room. But fear not - you won't be alone. Cobra salvaged Wheelie and got him operational enough to rap for you.

Want me some Foot Soldiers to spread some holiday fear *ahem* cheer with.

DarkFell
11-06-2014, 08:30 PM
Done, but you are touring it on your way to the dungeon- as their prisoner!

I wish I had a friendly pet cheetah.
Two wishes granted. You guys are spoiled. :p
Cheetah time except he's Chester Cheetah and you have to listen to his constant never ending addiction for Cheetos. And Cheetos you will have until you throw that damn cat out.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-06-2014, 09:25 PM
You know, I don't actually mind that.... You forgot to make a wish!!

Never mind- didn't see the Foot soldiers. Okay, done- but they come with Shredder- and he is NOT pleased that you've snatched his soldiers out from under him, and he now challenges you to a duel- with HIS choice of weapons.....


I wish I had some of the Cinnabons from work. Those things are awesome.

Jephael
11-06-2014, 09:32 PM
Done, but some a-hole licked off all the icing.

I wish I was Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter books.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-06-2014, 09:54 PM
Um.... They don't have icing- they're like little crème-filled cinnamon and sugar coated donut holes. but o-kaaay....


Done, but now you're stuck in the Muggle world FOEVER!!!


I wish I had a dodge Viper- black with red-stripes.

Jephael
11-06-2014, 10:04 PM
Um.... They don't have icing- they're like little crème-filled cinnamon and sugar coated donut holes. but o-kaaay...

Okay, someone licked off the sugar coating, and that car you asked for is here.

http://theawesome80s.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gal_cars_national-lampoons-vacation2.jpg

I wish my friends weren't so busy all the time.

blindturtle02
11-06-2014, 10:07 PM
Granted, but you get hit by the wacky Weasley wand and spend an entire night throwing up slugs! Oh, and you want this Transformers Wheelie? He's uh... He's got magic... slug curing... uh properties. I think he's also got all seven harry Potter audiobooks in his library. Aw, Chester Cheetah wants to hang out with you too! Uh oh, he's making sick cat noises. Oh, the horror! So that's what he uses to make Cheetos!(Sorry, my cat just yarked up a surprise and I was inspired.)

I wish I had my own Inground pool. No Wheelie, or Chester Cheetah, or throwing up slugs. Hey, this is pretty safe.

Jephael
11-06-2014, 10:10 PM
Inground pool is there, but the water is contaminated with flesh eating bacteria.

I wish I could see the future.

DarkFell
11-06-2014, 11:46 PM
Okay. But you'll age much faster every time you use your newfound psychic ability to see into the future. And you might not like what you see.

I want both The Death Star and planet Cybertron to cross orbital paths.

@blindturtle02: Hey I saw what you did there. NO REGIFTING!

blindturtle02
11-07-2014, 06:56 AM
Okay. But you'll age much faster every time you use your newfound psychic ability to see into the future. And you might not like what you see.

I want both The Death Star and planet Cybertron to cross orbital paths.

@blindturtle02: Hey I saw what you did there. NO REGIFTING!

Aw maaaan. lol Okay. Wheelie is now my house elf.

Done, but the giant planet devouring transformer Unicron's severed head finally manages to attach itself to Cybertron. Having gained a new body, he devours the Death Star. Its superlaser goes off and the two merge into a Unicron/Death Star hybrid which transforms into a giant Vader mech. Oh great, now my neighbor Vader is upset since another Death Star is unusable so he's Force choking more Stormies than usual today. He's also hiring some slick Twilek lawyer to sue Unicron. Which is this again? Death Star one and a half? Things are even worse since Palpatine is accusing his stormtroopers and royal guards of sneaking into his room while he's asleep and stealing things from his nightstand. TGIF is all I'll say.

I wish 2012 Mikey and I were pals. He'd be fun to hang with.

BubblyShell22
11-07-2014, 07:23 AM
Granted, but Mikey gets kidnapped by the Foot and Raph beats the sh*t out of you for letting it happen.

I wish I could hang with Leo for a day.

Jephael
11-07-2014, 09:25 AM
Granted, but he's still comatose after the beating he took from Shredder and Raphael is giving you this awkward stare.

I wish I could bring back my dead loved ones (oh boy, I'm asking for it here).

Metalwolf
11-08-2014, 03:22 AM
I wish I could bring back my dead loved ones (oh boy, I'm asking for it here).Granted. But they no longer remember who you are after being brought back.

I wish I could be there to cheer on 2k12 Mikey while he heckles Rahzar.

AT-Man
11-08-2014, 06:17 AM
Granted, but it distracts Mikey and Rahzar KILLS him!


I wish I was the most popular WWE superstar ever.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
11-08-2014, 07:24 AM
Granted, but it distracts Mikey and Rahzar KILLS him!


I wish I was the most popular WWE superstar ever.

Granted, but only for a year. After that, everyone will hate you forever

I wish to be super rich

BubblyShell22
11-08-2014, 08:18 AM
Granted, but he's still comatose after the beating he took from Shredder and Raphael is giving you this awkward stare.

I wish I could bring back my dead loved ones (oh boy, I'm asking for it here).

Oh man, I just laughed picturing that. Thanks for the mental image.



Granted, but only for a year. After that, everyone will hate you forever

I wish to be super rich

Granted, but instead of money you are awarded a creamy rich cake instead.

I wish we weren't getting snow on Tuesday.

blindturtle02
11-08-2014, 08:47 AM
Oh man, I just laughed picturing that. Thanks for the mental image.





Granted, but instead of money you are awarded a creamy rich cake instead.

I wish we weren't getting snow on Tuesday.

Granted, but you get hungry man eating toads instead! I wish I only had to go to one place to do my grocery shopping.

AT-Man
11-08-2014, 09:31 AM
I wish I only had to go to one place to do my grocery shopping.

Granted, but you'll forget to buy toilet paper every single time.


I wish for a PS4.

BubblyShell22
11-08-2014, 03:58 PM
Granted but it doesn't work and comes with no games.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

AT-Man
11-08-2014, 04:19 PM
I wish for a chocolate cake.

https://acriticalreviewofthehelp.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/minny-at-the-door-with-an-apology-and-a-pie.jpg

I HAD TO!!! This post is not part of the game, I'll leave the corruption to someone else.

Darthknuxward
11-08-2014, 09:12 PM
Granted, but that chocolate isn't well, chocolate. Let's just say some dog some where is feeling very relieved.

I wish I could create and destroy just by thinking about it.

DarkFell
11-08-2014, 10:32 PM
Whatever you mentally create winds up destroying you.
Wishes to have a few of my professors to have a run-in with Mr. Ogg.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-08-2014, 11:39 PM
Done, but now he's mad because he chipped a tooth when one of them fed him some knock-off ancient Chinese pottery, and now he's after you!


I wish I had a box of girl Scout Thin Mints. Really craving some right now.

DarkFell
11-09-2014, 02:31 AM
Done but know you have to deal with Casey Jones chasing you down the street thinking that you mugged some poor Girl Scout and stole her cookies.
Wishes to throw Krang out of the Knucklehead machine and drive it through downtown.

BubblyShell22
11-09-2014, 11:57 AM
Granted, but Shredder comes after you for doing so and destroys you.

I wish I could hang with the Turtles right now.

Jephael
11-09-2014, 12:45 PM
Done, but the Turtles spend their entire visit complaining that this wish is being granted too much in this thread.

I wish that cute redhead lifeguard at the YMCA would join me in the pool.

BubblyShell22
11-09-2014, 03:46 PM
Granted, but little kids peed in it, so now the water's yellow. Have fun!

I wish I could learn ninjutsu.

WhitefinDolphin
11-09-2014, 08:59 PM
Granted, but little kids peed in it, so now the water's yellow. Have fun!

I wish I could learn ninjutsu.

Granted, but your sensei smells rancid!

I wish I could sing.

Slade
11-09-2014, 09:38 PM
Done, but you will sing every word from now on, it doesn't sound pretty either.


I wish I knew magic.

BubblyShell22
11-10-2014, 06:50 AM
Granted, but you only know of Dark Magic and manage to destroy the whole world due to the fact that you can't control it.

I wish the sun would shine.

AT-Man
11-10-2014, 07:05 AM
Granted, but it shines so hot you're gonna wish for rain.


I wish I wouldn't go to jail for anything illegal I might wanna do.

blindturtle02
11-10-2014, 07:21 AM
Granted, but Batman and Casey Jones show up and work you over for it.

I wish my fiancee's dad would make enough food so everyone could have seconds. She says he still cooks like her and her sister are four years old or something. His food is awesome btw.

Slade
11-10-2014, 11:09 AM
Done, but now he cooks enough for thousands constantly and you are compelled to eat it all.

I wish for another wish

BubblyShell22
11-10-2014, 04:21 PM
Granted, but it's not the wish you wanted and ends up being something you didn't want.

I wish I had a dollar.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-11-2014, 03:17 PM
Granted, but it's in Confederate money, and is absolutely worthless.


I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

Jephael
11-15-2014, 08:14 PM
Here's your pink slip! Better head to the unemployment line.

I wish I had the means to purchase and drive a DeLorean.

blindturtle02
11-15-2014, 10:43 PM
Here's your pink slip! Better head to the unemployment line.

I wish I had the means to purchase and drive a DeLorean.

Granted, but you're stuck in 1888, and all you can do for fun is push a hoop around with a stick. Great Scott!

I wish I could hang out at Hogworts. C'mon, Wheelie. Let's go. Hopefully Harry will turn you into a teacup.

Jephael
11-16-2014, 12:05 PM
Granted, but everyone knows you're muggleborn and that little pr*ck Draco Malfoy is directing all his hatred for "Mudbloods" towards you.

I wish I could attend Talkin' Toons in L.A. to see Kevin Eastman's special guest appearance!!!

BubblyShell22
11-16-2014, 04:30 PM
Granted, but your flight gets delayed and when it does get back on schedule, the event is over.

I really wish my head would stop hurting.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-17-2014, 12:17 AM
Granted, but not it's on someone else's body. And that someone is Rosanne....

I wish I had Nightcrawler's powers. I want to "bamf" to work.

Jephael
11-17-2014, 11:20 AM
Granted but now you look just like Nightcrawler, and your employer is prejudice against mutants so you're fired.

I wish I could have a Ninja Turtle pie.

BubblyShell22
11-17-2014, 04:01 PM
Granted, but it's not an actual Ninja Turtle pie and is instead a regular Turtle pie.

I wish it would stop snowing.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-18-2014, 12:00 AM
Granted, but now it's now 110 degrees- PERMANENTLY.



I wish my closet opened into the Marvel Universe.

blindturtle02
11-18-2014, 07:03 AM
Granted, but Impossible Man and Squirrel Girl decide to become your permanent sidekicks. I don't know much about Squirrel Girl but she might actually be fun to have around. I wish I had my own Super Star Destroyer.

BubblyShell22
11-18-2014, 08:13 AM
Granted but it destroys everything in its path leaving you with nothing.

I really wish Yahoo would stop being a pain.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-18-2014, 11:02 AM
Granted, but it shuts down forever, so now you have to use a new browser and e-mail.


I wish my hubby would be healthy and whole again.

BubblyShell22
11-18-2014, 04:20 PM
Granted but now you're the one suffering the health problems leaving you with no job and permanently stuck at home. (Sorry, Duckie.)

I wish we didn't have a Winter Storm Watch until Friday.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-19-2014, 07:06 PM
Granted- but it lasts for the rest of the year! (Paybacks. Paybacks....)


I wish my dad wouldn't be there for family Thanksgiving/birthday dinner this weekend.

blindturtle02
11-19-2014, 07:18 PM
Granted- but it lasts for the rest of the year! (Paybacks. Paybacks....)


I wish my dad wouldn't be there for family Thanksgiving/birthday dinner this weekend.
Aw, do I really have to corrupt this one? Granted, but Mutagen Man shows up, and his acid hands mess up the food. I wish someone else could do my grocery shopping. It's no fun.

DarkFell
11-19-2014, 08:03 PM
Aw, do I really have to corrupt this one? Granted, but Mutagen Man shows up, and his acid hands mess up the food. I wish someone else could do my grocery shopping. It's no fun.

Bebop and Rocksteady go out and shoot up a grocery store but at least they bring your groceries -or what they were after anyway- along with several cop cars following following in pursuit. So you get to deal with the cops on your lawn and possible lack of worthwhile goceries. Shredder tries to cook and sets your kitchen on fire because that guy just eats raw sushi and rarely cooks anything. Hope you like raw seafood sushi buddy because it's the only thing that didn't burn and Shred's eating all of it in front of you. Krang makes a godawful mess on your table and grosses out your family and whoever else you invited over. Have fun.

I wish to pass my Math class. Can't wait to see the creative whoop a** you guys pull on me.:kgrin:

MsMarvelDuckie
11-19-2014, 09:21 PM
Granted, but your tutor is Donatello, and between his convoluted explanations, his constant attempts to correct you on various subjects, and his annoying obsessing over whether April likes him, you learn absolutely nothing, and just skate through by the skin of your teeth- and end up failing everything else due to falling asleep during his long, boring lectures on science, history, and grammar. Oh, and you volunteer to help him in the lab, only to get mutagen splashed on you, and can no longer go to school because you turn into a mutant hamster!


I wish my household chores would all do themselves. I hate house cleaning!!

Davetello
11-20-2014, 03:21 AM
Granted. But seeing as your housework has to do itself, all of your appliances come to life and attack you. 1987 "The Mean Machines" episode style.

I wish I was a professional soccer player.

BubblyShell22
11-20-2014, 08:28 AM
Granted, but unfortunately no one sees potential in you causing you to not play at all for the whole season.

I wish the weather would make up its mind on what it wants to do.

blindturtle02
11-20-2014, 12:59 PM
Granted, but unfortunately no one sees potential in you causing you to not play at all for the whole season.

I wish the weather would make up its mind on what it wants to do.

Granted, but it decides to stay cold! Seriously, that seems to be what it has decided to do here. This has to be the coldest November since I moved to TX.

Since I've apparently got Shredder, Krang, and the henchmutants crashing at my place, I wish the crew of the Ghost from Star Wars Rebels would drop in to help keep the peace. You can only wish for one thing at a time, right? Because I was also wanting chocolate chip cookies.

BubblyShell22
11-20-2014, 04:32 PM
Granted, but Shredder and his henchmutants pretty much kill them off leaving you to deal with the villains on your own.

I wish I could live in Florida.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-20-2014, 10:45 PM
Granted- but you live in the middle of the Everglades, and OT Leatherhead is now your next-door neighbor. And the Punk Frogs live on the other side of you, so now your home is ground zero for all their fights(over BT's cookies....)! And it's hurricane season....





I wish my cat could talk.

Lethal Lullaby
11-20-2014, 10:48 PM
Granted, but your cat becomes orange, fat, and demands you call her (sorry MsMarvelDuckie :embarass: ) Garfield.

I wish wood didn't give us splinters.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-20-2014, 10:51 PM
Okay. Granted Metal will give you splinters instead and wood will always be smooth.

I wish I could talk fluent Korean

MsMarvelDuckie
11-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Granted, but your cat becomes orange, fat, and demands you call him Garfield.

I wish wood didn't give us splinters.


(Um, it's a girl kitty....)


17thCS: Granted, but now it's the only language you know. And you have to move to Spain, so no one understands you!


I wish I could have a piece of cheesecake right now. I'm craving one....

Lethal Lullaby
11-20-2014, 11:06 PM
(Um, it's a girl kitty....)


17thCS: Granted, but now it's the only language you know. And you have to move to Spain, so no one understands you!


I wish I could have a piece of cheesecake right now. I'm craving one....

(Oops. Editted it)

Granted, but there's a live scorpion inside it.

Edit: Lol. How could I have forgotten. Thanks Jephael.
Um I wish I could be in an anime.

Jephael
11-21-2014, 07:03 PM
Yo Lethal Lullaby, you forgot to make a wish.

Lethal Lullaby
11-21-2014, 07:29 PM
Yo Lethal Lullaby, you forgot to make a wish.
(yeah. I fixed it. :lol: )

Jephael
11-21-2014, 07:35 PM
How could I have forgotten. Thanks Jephael.
Um I wish I could be in an anime.

Granted, but your character is completely naked for a majority of the series.

I wish I was Bart Simpson for a day.

DarkFell
11-21-2014, 07:59 PM
Granted, but your character is completely naked for a majority of the series.

I wish I was Bart Simpson for a day.
Done but now old bartender Moe has finally found out who has been prank calling him all of these years and he has quite the nasty temper as usual.

I wish to be rich. I'm strapped on Christmas cash.

Jephael
11-21-2014, 08:02 PM
You are now a bowl full of rich chocolate icing about to be spread all over a red velvet cake, which will then be consumed by that fat naked dude the Friends gang used to spy on.

I wish I was a Kryptonian living among humans.

shuriken
11-22-2014, 10:43 AM
Granted. But it turns out real life Kryptonians can't breathe oxygen so you die in a matter of minutes.
I wish I had a functioning car.

Jephael
11-22-2014, 11:18 AM
Granted, but it's one of those Flintstones cars that runs on your own leg work.

I wish I could just open my stomach like a fridge and dump out all the fat in my body.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-22-2014, 12:06 PM
Granted, but now it's the only food you can eat.

I wish I could telepathically slap people.

DarkFell
11-22-2014, 01:57 PM
Done. But you wind up telepathically slapping yourself instead because your own brain gets confused and sees you as the enemy instead of seeing your enemies as the enemies.

I wish for a trans-dimensional portal generator.

blindturtle02
11-22-2014, 03:33 PM
Done. But you wind up telepathically slapping yourself instead because your own brain gets confused and sees you as the enemy instead of seeing your enemies as the enemies.

I wish for a trans-dimensional portal generator.

Granted, but guess who comes to visit you from Dimension Z? Mr. Og! I wish there was a way for me to play Simpsons Tapped Out.

BubblyShell22
11-22-2014, 03:54 PM
Granted, but the app stops working leaving you with no way to play it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Caffeinated_Rave
11-23-2014, 08:42 AM
Granted, but the app stops working leaving you with no way to play it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted, enjoy your never-ending hail.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Jephael
11-23-2014, 09:17 AM
Granted, but it hurts like hell whenever you change back to your true form.

I wish my giant Bebop and Rocksteady figures were animatronic.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-23-2014, 09:39 AM
Granted. Although your butt might be sore.... from now on.

I wish the human population wasn't so big.

Davetello
11-23-2014, 09:46 AM
Granted. Although your butt might be sore.... from now on.

I wish the human population wasn't so big.

Granted. However, the reduction of the human population is carried out through a zombie outbreak. You yourself are infected and spend years mindlessly roaming until someone stabs you in the brain.

I wish it was summer all year round.

Jephael
11-23-2014, 11:34 AM
Earth and Mercury switch places, causing our entire eco-system to break down. The world is in chaos... CHAOS, I TELL YOU!!!

I wish I didn't sweat so much when riding bike.

Davetello
11-23-2014, 11:39 AM
Granted, but you struggle to adjust to not sweating profusely and you end up crashing your bike and breaking your leg.

I wish I was an expert at video games.

Jephael
11-23-2014, 11:43 AM
All video games are now about mundane day to day activities like brushing your teeth and vacuuming the rug.

I wish I was good at frying eggs.

BubblyShell22
11-23-2014, 03:50 PM
Granted, but being good at that causes you to fail at making other foods, so you end up eating eggs until you die.

I really wish I wasn't so tired right now.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-24-2014, 12:25 AM
Granted, but now you're super-hyper and can't sleep- forever!


I wish Deadpool was my best friend.

Lethal Lullaby
11-24-2014, 12:54 PM
Granted. However. You must do and say as he tells you for the rest of your life. NO matter what.

I wish I cared more.

Jephael
11-24-2014, 01:40 PM
You care so much now that you get emotional and sob over anything.

I wish I could have caviar for dinner.

DarkFell
11-24-2014, 01:52 PM
You get your fish roe. However FishFace shows up at your front door and has a bone to pick with you.

I wish I could repair my house.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-24-2014, 01:55 PM
Granted, but it turns out they belong to Fishface- and now he's come looking for them, and finds you eating his kids. He's NOT happy....


I wish my hubby's new phone was already activated. (Darn it, I gotta wait til my next check to get a card for it, 'cause- electric bill....)

BubblyShell22
11-24-2014, 03:40 PM
Granted, but it comes alive and now sends the other appliances into a revolt against you and your hubby. Have fun!

I wish it would stop snowing.

Davetello
11-24-2014, 03:42 PM
Granted, but it comes alive and now sends the other appliances into a revolt against you and your hubby. Have fun!

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted, but it will never snow again so you can never ever build a snowman ever again.

I wish I was taller.

Aaronardo
11-24-2014, 03:51 PM
Granted, however, you're so high up, nobody can hear you.

I wish I was famous.

Davetello
11-24-2014, 03:54 PM
Granted. But you end up being followed by the paparazzi every time you leave your house.

I wish I could wave a magic wand to tidy my house when I can't be bothered doing it myself.

Aaronardo
11-24-2014, 04:08 PM
Granted, but said magic wand ends up getting so smart, it conquers the world.

I wish I could stretch my arms out so that they can grab anything from a far distance.

DarkFell
11-24-2014, 04:30 PM
Granted, but said magic wand ends up getting so smart, it conquers the world.

I wish I could stretch my arms out so that they can grab anything from a far distance.

Done. Now your arms cannot revert to their original length. Dressing yourself will be a challenge. Doing mundane house chores is also gonna suck.

Still waiting for my DIY house repair wish to be corrupted here...

blindturtle02
11-24-2014, 05:45 PM
Done. Now your arms cannot revert to their original length. Dressing yourself will be a challenge. Doing mundane house chores is also gonna suck.

Still waiting for my DIY house repair wish to be corrupted here...

Granted, only Ernie, the Genie in charge of granting your wish, was half asleep at the time. So he thought DIY stood for Doom/Iceman/Yoshi. So you've got an evil Latverian dictator, a mutant with ice powers, and everybody's favorite dinosaur just itching to help around the house. Looks like every single incarnation of Hamato Yoshi that ever existed showed up as well. Look at all those ninjas and doombots! Hey btw DarkFell I think Wheelie is malfunctioning now. Instead of rhyming in every sentence, he's begun to spew forth dirty limericks. You know how to fix him? The henchmutants you unleashed on my place think it's funny, but it made Shredder blush. Oh and one of my cats has cornered Krang in the bathtub and apparently made him cry. And it's not even Turkey Day yet! Oh, and Palpatine showed up and is accusing people of stealing from him since I live in the Star Wars galaxy now. Vader and Shredder are also arguing over who has the coolest helmet. So how's everybody else doing? One of you got stretchy arms, one looks like Nightcrawler, etc. Isn't someone also a bowl of ice cream?

I wish I had a shopping mall in my living room.

DarkFell
11-24-2014, 07:46 PM
Granted, only Ernie, the Genie in charge of granting your wish, was half asleep at the time. So he thought DIY stood for Doom/Iceman/Yoshi. So you've got an evil Latverian dictator, a mutant with ice powers, and everybody's favorite dinosaur just itching to help around the house. Looks like every single incarnation of Hamato Yoshi that ever existed showed up as well. Look at all those ninjas and doombots! Hey btw DarkFell I think Wheelie is malfunctioning now. Instead of rhyming in every sentence, he's begun to spew forth dirty limericks. You know how to fix him? The henchmutants you unleashed on my place think it's funny, but it made Shredder blush. Oh and one of my cats has cornered Krang in the bathtub and apparently made him cry. And it's not even Turkey Day yet! Oh, and Palpatine showed up and is accusing people of stealing from him since I live in the Star Wars galaxy now. Vader and Shredder are also arguing over who has the coolest helmet. So how's everybody else doing? One of you got stretchy arms, one looks like Nightcrawler, etc. Isn't someone also a bowl of ice cream?

I wish I had a shopping mall in my living room.

I actually had ice cream today as a matter of fact. I guess all people that become ice cream taste like pumpkin pie. Congrats for bringing the rest of humanity into certain danger of being ice cream because that mofo I just ate tasted pretty good.

And don't knock having stretchy arms either; they might suck at pushing a lawn mower but they can be quite handy at scratching at those hard to reach places, which I will not mention here.

As for Vader vs. Shredder - lucky you for making THAT HAPPEN. Now put those two on a Jerry Springer type TV show already. Those chairs miss being thrown across the room and I miss the censor bleeps.

Oooh you seem to like me BT02 because you have been quite busy corrupting my wishes. Thank you.

Remember those guys that you sent my way? Well now they work in your mall. Black Friday and Christmas sales will keep those stores within your mall in the red because those same characters that you mentioned, well, they'll find out that scaring customers is way more fun than making profit. So, you've got angry employers at your place. Wish granted.

I wish to now be entertained with those same people hooking up Christmas lights.
That could be fun to watch.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-24-2014, 10:11 PM
Granted, but now instead of hanging them up, they are all tangled up in the lights, and end up starting an electrical fire, and burn down the tree, the house, and half the block....


I wish my hubby could turn himself into Michelangelo and we could "patrol" together.... Or just play video games.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-25-2014, 11:03 AM
Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.

blindturtle02
11-25-2014, 11:24 AM
Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.

Granted, but you forget everything else you've ever learned about computers.(I think I dreamed that this happened to me once.) I wish I lived in a mansion. Gonna need one with all the cartoon characters showing up to crash for the holidays!

MsMarvelDuckie
11-25-2014, 01:25 PM
Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.


BT: Granted, but it's the Haunted Mansion, and all the ghosts keep everyone up all night every night. And neither you nor your cartoon guests can ever leave....


Aww, how are we supposed to play video games if he doesn't have thumbs?! That's no fun.... Okay, I now wish for some mutagen to mutate him so he's like IDW Mikey.

BubblyShell22
11-25-2014, 03:39 PM
Granted, but since IDW Mikey is a drawing, your hubby is now stuck in the comic book and can never return to you.

I wish there was something good on TV besides Chicago Fire tonight.

Jephael
11-25-2014, 04:30 PM
There's a Simpsons marathon on FXX, except they're playing episode from just the past 2 seasons.

I wish they'd retool Bob's Burgers.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-25-2014, 09:57 PM
They do, but it ends up becoming Mike's Macaroni

I wish I could make varsity my second year of XC.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-25-2014, 11:13 PM
Granted, but now it just lasts forever, and you are forced to just keep taking it.


Since I'm now apparently single (Thanks, Bubbly, LOL! ) I wish I was married to Chris Evans....

BubblyShell22
11-26-2014, 08:10 AM
Granted, but he cheats on you leaving you heartbroken. (You're welcome, Duckie! :))

I wish my Aunt Flo would go away.

Jephael
11-26-2014, 09:46 AM
Aunt Flo had a sex change, so now you've got an Uncle Frank instead.

I wish I was The Flash!!!

17thCenturySorcerer
11-26-2014, 12:02 PM
Granted, but your powers become defective and you become the slowest thing on earth.

I wish I could morph into animals like the Animorphs.

blindturtle02
11-26-2014, 12:24 PM
Granted, but your powers become defective and you become the slowest thing on earth.

I wish I could morph into animals like the Animorphs.

Granted, but you're stuck as a cockroach for a week and being chased by a seriously freaked out Raph. I wish I owned every X-Men comic that's been created.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-26-2014, 12:59 PM
Granted, but you get buried alive by EVERY COPY of X-Men that was ever printed!


I wish I could clone my self so I could be in two places at once. I really don't want to go to work today....

DarkFell
11-26-2014, 01:07 PM
Granted, but you're stuck as a cockroach for a week and being chased by a seriously freaked out Raph. I wish I owned every X-Men comic that's been created.
Done but now you can't move around in your house without knocking huge stacks of comics down. Some of those issues are pretty old too and even with them being inside their bags, they still smell like Beast's wet body hair.

I wish I could work drawing up concept sketches for cartoon characters.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-26-2014, 05:19 PM
Granted, but you get buried alive by EVERY COPY of X-Men that was ever printed!


I wish I could clone my self so I could be in two places at once. I really don't want to go to work today....

Granted. But your clone starts to ruin your whole life!

To DarkFell, Granted, but you'll always think it isn't good enough, even when it is!

I wish people didn't have to make wars based off of their religion. -_-

blindturtle02
11-26-2014, 05:49 PM
Granted. But your clone starts to ruin your whole life!

To DarkFell, Granted, but you'll always think it isn't good enough, even when it is!

I wish people didn't have to make wars based off of their religion. -_-

Granted, but instead, people start basing religions on fast food chains and toy stores. I wish all the upcoming Star Wars movies were already out.

Lethal Lullaby
11-26-2014, 06:24 PM
Granted, however they're all released on the same day at the same exact time and can only be seen in specific movie theaters in Russia.

I wish the ninja turtles were real.

slashpieturtlemix
11-26-2014, 06:32 PM
Granted, however they're all released on the same day at the same exact time and can only be seen in specific movie theaters in Russia.

I wish the ninja turtles were real.

Granted but they are all overweight ninja snapping turtles.

I wish I had a million dollars.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-27-2014, 08:43 AM
Granted, but a slip of speech caused the investor to hear doll hairs, you now have a million doll hairs.

I wish humans could just evolve over night and all of us would have wings (of course they would be proportioned so only the people who are their appropriate weight could use them to fly).

slashpieturtlemix
11-27-2014, 09:09 AM
Granted, but a slip of speech caused the investor to hear doll hairs, you now have a million doll hairs.

I wish humans could just evolve over night and all of us would have wings (of course they would be proportioned so only the people who are their appropriate weight could use them to fly).

Granted, all humans have evolved overnight to resemble over sized pigeons.

I wish that all people knew how to samba dance.

BubblyShell22
11-27-2014, 02:18 PM
Granted but now everyone sambas forever leaving nothing else to do.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Jephael
11-27-2014, 09:01 PM
Okay, it's raining men instead.

I wish my nephew and I both had some sort of protective shells for roughhousing.

slashpieturtlemix
11-27-2014, 09:13 PM
Okay, it's raining men instead.

I wish my nephew and I both had some sort of protective shells for roughhousing.

Granted. Your jacket just fused with your back.

I wish for a giant tub of popcorn.

Jephael
11-27-2014, 09:18 PM
Done, but the butter is made of lard being liposuction-ed outta your gut. (points to whoever gets that reference)

I wish I was a character on Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-27-2014, 10:44 PM
Granted- you are now Zipper, and soon get squashed by someone with a really big shoe.


I wish I didn't have to work on Black Friday- it's going to be a loooong day.

17thCenturySorcerer
11-28-2014, 12:18 PM
Granted. Instead of working on Black Friday you have to work the Thanksgiving Night Shift.

I wish I could take care of as many dogs as I wanted.

MsMarvelDuckie
11-28-2014, 01:05 PM
That would've worked if our store hadn't been closed all day for TG.... So I guess I get them BOTH off!!


Granted, but now you have so many dogs you end up wading through piles of fur everywhere, and are constantly cleaning EVERYTHING to pick up after so many dogs.


I wish my cat could talk.

BubblyShell22
11-28-2014, 02:57 PM
Granted but he only speaks a language that you can't understand so you have no idea what he's saying or what he wants.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

Ravenshell
11-30-2014, 09:05 AM
The most awesome thing is on, but it's only on a pay-per-view channel.

I wish someone hadn't thought of the name of my fic before me.

17thCenturySorcerer
12-02-2014, 11:20 PM
Granted. That someone didn't think of the name before you, but that someone else does instead.

I wish I could be a tattoo artist.

Jephael
12-03-2014, 03:48 AM
Granted, but most of your clients are all fat guys with bad gas who ask for "I Love Ma".

I wish I could get a job at a video/music store.

Brooke507
12-07-2014, 05:17 PM
Granted, but you have a rude boss
I wish that I could have some Ferrero Rocher chocolates

Jephael
12-08-2014, 07:14 PM
Granted, but they cause you to gain 40 pounds.

I wish I could hang out with the stars of 2 Broke Girls!

blindturtle02
12-09-2014, 10:19 AM
Granted, but you get trampled by all the fans. I wish there was a holiday honoring the TMNT. Gotta love days off.

Brooke507
12-09-2014, 11:28 AM
Granted but it's a holiday that only lasts for ten minutes.
I wish I can go to Hawaii

BubblyShell22
12-09-2014, 03:53 PM
Granted, but a volcano erupts while you're there, causing you to have to go back home.

I wish it would stop raining.

DarkFell
12-09-2014, 04:19 PM
Granted, but a volcano erupts while you're there, causing you to have to go back home.

I wish it would stop raining.

Good. Now..it's raining money and the people that don't die from getting pelted to death by metal coins start fighting in the streets because everyone goes greedy for quarters and dollar bills.

I wish for a big cuddly purple T-Rex Megatron...yesss...
http://capesandwhips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wigglefingers-Megatron-t-rex-Beast-Wars-Season-One-Episode-Five-tumblr_llix37W4dG1qjil0eo1_400.gif

Brooke507
12-09-2014, 04:47 PM
Good. Now..it's raining money and the people that don't die from getting pelted to death by metal coins start fighting in the streets because everyone goes greedy for quarters and dollar bills.

I wish for a big cuddly purple T-Rex Megatron...yesss...
http://capesandwhips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wigglefingers-Megatron-t-rex-Beast-Wars-Season-One-Episode-Five-tumblr_llix37W4dG1qjil0eo1_400.gif

Granted but it costs you way too much
I wish for the TMNT 2007 movie on DVD

BubblyShell22
12-22-2014, 04:27 PM
Granted, but they send you the 2014 movie instead. Enjoy!

I really wish we weren't getting snow on Wednesday.

Darthknuxward
12-24-2014, 12:43 AM
Granted, but it snows every day after that for the next two years.

I wish I had a flying pirate ship.

DarkFell
12-24-2014, 12:47 AM
Granted, but it snows every day after that for the next two years.
I wish I had a flying pirate ship.

Granted. Should have checked for pirates on-board.
Ya should have wished for the S.S. Minnow instead. No pirates on it.
http://www.gilligansisle.com/images/minnow_big.jpg

I wish for Waspinator. That 'bot was a trip. It would be a great Predacon combo. Megs can have another bot to annoy him.
http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/6/69/BeastWars1_Waspinator_robotmode.jpg

BubblyShell22
12-24-2014, 08:02 AM
Granted, but the bot malfunctions and can't defeat anyone.

I wish it wouldn't snow today.

MsMarvelDuckie
12-25-2014, 01:27 AM
Granted, but now it will be 100 degrees- FOREVER.

I wish I were a best-selling author.

DarkFell
12-25-2014, 12:05 PM
Granted, but the bot malfunctions and can't defeat anyone.
For anyone that has ever watched Waspinator in any Beast Wars clips, then they'll get treated to seeing that bot getting trashed quite often. Which is something that I find so funny about him.

For Duckie..granted but you'll be remembered for doing two best sellers and everyone will always talk about and call you out to conventions and book signings..for just those two books when you released about twelve other titles.

I wish for lots more leftovers. T-Rex Megatron will probably clean out my fridge. More than likely, I will.

blindturtle02
12-27-2014, 11:11 AM
For anyone that has ever watched Waspinator in any Beast Wars clips, then they'll get treated to seeing that bot getting trashed quite often. Which is something that I find so funny about him.

For Duckie..granted but you'll be remembered for doing two best sellers and everyone will always talk about and call you out to conventions and book signings..for just those two books when you released about twelve other titles.

I wish for lots more leftovers. T-Rex Megatron will probably clean out my fridge. More than likely, I will.

Granted, but it's all fruitcake! If you enjoy fruitcake, I guess you're set! I've tried it but oh man, that tastes so nasty to me. You might want to mix a bit of energon into a couple pieces for Megs, but be careful since too much might intoxicate him.

I wish I could have turkey and stuffing for New Year's day.

DarkFell
12-27-2014, 01:30 PM
You might want to mix a bit of energon into a couple pieces for Megs, but be careful since too much might intoxicate him.

Megs stoned on Energon..would be so darn funny. If Terrorsaur became an obnoxious Energon junkie, then Megs would be three times worse than Terrorsaur ever was! Waspinator would just be hyperactive.

Granted, but that turkey acquires a mind of its own and decides that it doesn't wanna be eaten. So it takes its stuffing, jumps off the table, runs out your front door, manages to fly, and migrates south.

I wish to see some really cool fireworks on New Years Eve.

blindturtle02
12-27-2014, 01:44 PM
Megs stoned on Energon..would be so darn funny. If Terrorsaur became an obnoxious Energon junkie, then Megs would be three times worse than Terrorsaur ever was! Waspinator would just be hyperactive.

Granted, but that turkey acquires a mind of its own and decides that it doesn't wanna be eaten. So it takes its stuffing, jumps off the table, runs out your front door, manages to fly, and migrates south.

I wish to see some really cool fireworks on New Years Eve.

Granted, only they're filled with 2012 Donnie's explosive mutagen!

I wish they'd release more than just one Simpsons season boxset per year!

Whatswiththeheadbands?
12-27-2014, 04:24 PM
Granted, but you may never have them.

I wish to be a great guitar player.

MsMarvelDuckie
12-28-2014, 02:38 PM
^Granted, but you end up in a band that never gets any recognition, and then when it finally gets big, you all die in a plane crash on the way to your first big concert tour! (Sorry, I couldn't resist turning you into buddy Holly or one of Lynard Skynnard. sp?)


I wish there was a cure for diabetics. Hubby's not doing so great lately....

DarkFell
12-28-2014, 03:11 PM
Granted but the diabetes reversal vaccine will be made from the blood of captured Kraang. So the horror on humanity continues because we will get more Kraang hybrid people because that same vaccine is successful at "treating" other diseases.

Speaking of Kraang, I wish to see OT Krang win a fight against Kraang Prime. In the city. Both of the giant sized. No Turtles to interfere with either of them.

MsMarvelDuckie
12-28-2014, 03:16 PM
Blood of Kraang? Works for me- at least we found a use for the little buggers!

^granted, but they demolish New York, then move on to destroy DC and every other major city on the East Coast. And you get blamed. Not the turtles are coming after YOU.

I wish I could have Nightcrawler's teleporting ability. I need to go to the store, but it's too darn cold out to walk there....

DarkFell
12-29-2014, 01:51 AM
Blood of Kraang? Works for me- at least we found a use for the little buggers!

^granted, but they demolish New York, then move on to destroy DC and every other major city on the East Coast. And you get blamed. Not the turtles are coming after YOU.

I wish I could have Nightcrawler's teleporting ability. I need to go to the store, but it's too darn cold out to walk there....
Okay. Now you get teleported in the middle of that Krang vs. K.P. slugfest and now the Turtles are even more p.o.ed because they now have to save YOU along with everyone else from the rock 'em sock 'em aliens.

I wish I wasn't such a night owl all the time. Stupid bad habit is stupid. Hoot....

MsMarvelDuckie
12-30-2014, 01:33 AM
I'll just teleport myself out, guys, but thanks anyway! Oh, look out for Krang's giant fist!

Granted- but now you're only awake on odd-numbered days of each month, and sleep on the others.

I wish I could live in NYC.

blindturtle02
12-30-2014, 11:17 AM
Granted, but you've got to live with Demona and put up with all of her rants against humanity. I bet she's got a nice place, so maybe that's a small sacrifice. You could teleport all over her pad and really mess with her head. She'd probably still be monologuing a full minute after you were out of the room.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

BubblyShell22
12-30-2014, 03:06 PM
Granted, but you stay awake for all of eternity and can't sleep at all.

I wish it wouldn't snow this weekend.

Jephael
01-01-2015, 12:33 PM
It's gonna rain cow turds now.

I wish I could have a free subscription to any dating site.

DarkFell
01-01-2015, 02:33 PM
Granted. Its a three day subscription and you gain interest from some dudes that are constantly drunk everytime they visit the site.

I wish for a decent career.

blindturtle02
01-01-2015, 04:36 PM
Granted, only the people you work for are moral police, so to speak. They give lie detector tests every day, dig through desks for contraband-- they really enjoy collecting paperclips, and you get fired if you're caught cussing out your computer under your breath.

I wish I didn't have to go eat ham at my future in-law's! It doesn't matter how anyone corrupts this one because I have to go in about five minutes regardless! Please save me, Jebus!

BubblyShell22
01-02-2015, 08:13 AM
Granted, but you have to eat cow testicles instead and there's nothing you can do about it.

I really really wish this headache would go away.

MsMarvelDuckie
01-03-2015, 09:07 PM
Granted, but it takes your head with it!


I wish they'd take this stupid Axe Cop cartoon crap off the air- it's about as dumb as Breadwinners, and just as boring.

Magdolin
01-23-2015, 11:15 AM
Granted, but now the only thing that's on is Yes to The Dress.

I wish it were summer already! Me no likey cold, and dreary winter days. :(

DarkFell
01-23-2015, 12:12 PM
Granted. Earth's hemisphere quickly shifts back to where it receives more heat again. Now we have 100+ temps in wintertime and summertime storms are wrecking heck while people who were making snow angels are now running for dear life as violent hurricanes and tornadoes invade their cities and eastern seaboards.

But hey, at least everyone will be *very* warm.

I wish I was more productive.

senpai
03-06-2015, 09:27 PM
Granted. Now you got eight kids and one of them is named Carlos.

I wish I had money to travel!

DarkFell
03-06-2015, 10:05 PM
Granted. Now you got eight kids and one of them is named Carlos.

I wish I had money to travel!
*Images are in spoilers because they are so huge. That and I wanted to try granting wishes differently for once.*

Here's your cash.
http://www.shindigz.com/images/itm_img/12SZKSWMON.jpg
And here's your travel destination.
http://i.stack.imgur.com/6OFAa.jpg

Have fun.

I wish for Dinobot.http://i.imgur.com/4pvnPM3.jpg
As for my wished for *and not expensive at all* Megatron, he is about to get some company..
http://33.media.tumblr.com/27fdf81d12f50c76d1c27d359d0594aa/tumblr_nbrujqDU0B1qdmqqho1_400.gif

Mew
03-07-2015, 03:53 AM
^^Granted, but he's made of cheap plastic.

I wish to be a marshmallow.

RBT
03-08-2015, 12:38 PM
Granted however you will be a toasted marshmallow.

I wish I had a complete TMNT 2k3 toy collection.

Jephael
03-08-2015, 12:57 PM
Granted, but they're all damaged because they were delivered by Sid from Toy Story, and you know how careless he is with playthings.

I wish WB would produce an animated film based on Smallville Season 11 comic using all of the original cast from the television series to reprise their roles via voice over.

Slade
03-22-2015, 10:34 PM
Granted, but the distribution company that was in charge of shipping it to the store burns to the ground. All copies are destroyed along with any saved to hard drives.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

Mew
03-23-2015, 05:02 AM
^^Granted, but you still have to make a wish.

I wish to be a turtle.

Darthknuxward
03-23-2015, 09:21 AM
^ Granted, but the non-mutant kind.

I wish The Transformers: The Movie gets rereleased in theaters.

Jephael
03-26-2015, 07:10 PM
Granted, but due to international copyright laws they had to replace "You Got the Touch" with music by Puffy Ami Yumi.

I wish I could get this clutter in my room put away for once instead of transferring it from spot to spot.

Mew
03-29-2015, 04:10 PM
^^Granted, but it's still a mess.
I wish I had wished yesterday.

MsMarvelDuckie
03-29-2015, 10:36 PM
Granted, but now you're stuck in yesterday forever- like Groundhog's Day, but all you get to do is wish.


I wish I was in charge of the TMNT movies....

Kanon
03-30-2015, 01:13 AM
Granted, but all your chosen actors are sick and the scriptwriters all hate Ninja Turtles.

I wish Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were real.

Jephael
03-30-2015, 01:37 PM
Granted, but they're both German women who enter the WWF (then again, that might not be a bad thing, but it depends).

I wish Chris Farley was still alive.

MsMarvelDuckie
04-01-2015, 11:52 PM
Granted, but he's now gone into singing opera- badly.

I wish I could complete my TMNT comic book collection.

blindturtle02
04-02-2015, 09:37 AM
Granted, but he's now gone into singing opera- badly.

I wish I could complete my TMNT comic book collection.

Granted, but they're all magically transcribed into braille.

I wish Hasbro would make a 3.75 Inquisitor with lightsaber variants. Man, I love that guy. RIP, baldy.

Kanon
04-08-2015, 06:12 AM
Granted, but they make only one and it will belong to an arrogant popstar, who locked it away in his basement.

I wish I´m not thirsty anymore.

Mew
04-08-2015, 02:35 PM
Granted, but they make only one and it will belong to an arrogant popstar, who locked it away in his basement.

I wish I´m not thirsty anymore.
Granted, but you are still thirsty.

I wish I had every vintage MOTU figure.

BubblyShell22
04-08-2015, 03:12 PM
Granted, but they take up so much space, you have no room for anything else.

I wish I didn't have a bad headache now.

Kanon
04-08-2015, 11:53 PM
Granted, now you have a "good" headache.

I wish I could travel to London.

BubblyShell22
04-09-2015, 07:42 AM
Granted, but your flight was rerouted and you're now in Singapore.

I wish we weren't going to get severe weather today.

(And actually, I'd settle for a "good" headache right now, but that's not happening.)

Mew
04-09-2015, 10:40 AM
Granted, but they take up so much space, you have no room for anything else.

I wish I didn't have a bad headache now.
That would actually be fantastic. You failed! :P

BubblyShell22
04-09-2015, 02:37 PM
Um, you forgot to corrupt my other wish and forgot to add one of your own.

So I'll say mine again. I wish we weren't going to get severe weather today.

Jephael
04-09-2015, 08:32 PM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/one2t6IVCI8RG/200_s.gif

Well, we're boned.

I wish Playmates would make vintage style 1990s style action figures of Jagwar and Dreadmon from the Archie TMNT comics.

Kanon
04-10-2015, 03:08 AM
Granted, but the designers messed up. They now have pink fur and wear girly dresses.

I wish they would make a third Percy Jackson movie.

Shiro Kame
04-10-2015, 07:29 AM
They did, but it bombed so bad that no one wants to see it.

I wish I was a great writer.

Jephael
04-10-2015, 03:19 PM
You're only good at writing April/Donatello love scenes (any iteration goes)

I wish there was a way I could record my dreams. I'd love to replay some of them cause they're so wacky!

Shiro Kame
04-10-2015, 07:33 PM
YOu can only record your nightmares.

I wish I was an awesome artist.

DarkFell
04-10-2015, 08:47 PM
Granted. Now you have superb drawing skills...for drawing all of the stuff that you hate dearly. The people that view your works that you worked on (and hated creating those works at the time) will praise your skill, and you'll hate them all for their praises.

I wish I could stay on a constant happy beer buzz all of the time.

MsMarvelDuckie
04-11-2015, 12:05 AM
Granted- but now you're stuck in a permanent time-loop that consists only of you getting buzzed. Everyone else just goes about their business.


I wish I could go back to the 1980's, but with everything I know now.

Kanon
04-11-2015, 03:27 AM
Granted, but you´re now in the rainforest with absolutely nothing to help you to get out.

I wish I would have all Sherlock Holmes books.

DarkFell
04-11-2015, 05:24 AM
Granted. Now you have the definitive Sherlock Holmes novel collection that is written by none other than Mortimer himself, and you just know that those stories are really going to suck.

Speaking of things that suck, I wish that mornings didn't suck.
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Whatswiththeheadbands?
04-11-2015, 06:07 AM
Granted, but your afternoon is going to be filled with misery.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today or tomorrow.

The Turtle Terminator
04-11-2015, 10:40 AM
Granted, but you will have to get up at 2.30am to build a house for yourself on top of the building you work at.

I wish the Avengers and the JLA were real and had a fight

Mew
04-11-2015, 01:30 PM
Granted, but it's a tie. (Avengers would win, but I have to corrupt it. :3)

I wish I had a TMNT Classics Krang.

Lethal Lullaby
04-11-2015, 02:46 PM
Granted, but the original owner was a middle-aged man who lives in his friends mom's basement, and there's Cheeto stains on it.

I wish my nose was clear.

Jephael
04-11-2015, 03:10 PM
Your nose has been taken by martian poachers from that one episode of Futurama.

I wish I could lose weight simply by going to the bathroom.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
04-11-2015, 04:34 PM
Granted, but you can never leave the bathroom.

I wish I was awesome at guitar.

Kanon
04-12-2015, 03:05 AM
Granted, but you can only play Britney Spears songs.

I wish my cat wouldn´t loose so much hair.

Slade
04-22-2015, 01:37 AM
Granted, but now it's just one big giant hairball and can't move to do anything at all.

I wish for nothing.

DarkFell
04-22-2015, 02:07 AM
http://badwindows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-bsod-02.jpg
Windows could not understand your wish and BSOD'ed itself.

I wish I could get to sleep.

GoldMutant
04-22-2015, 06:33 AM
Granted, but then Freddy Kruger comes into your dreams.

I wish I could enter a video game world, in particular Megaman.

Kanon
04-22-2015, 08:01 AM
Granted, but you are so bad at gaming that you get always killed by the first enemy.

I wish they would make lychee coke.

Jephael
04-22-2015, 12:39 PM
(I actually had to Google lychee cause I never heard of it before.)
Granted, but the product gets bad publicity after they make a very racist ad campaign featuring Vanilla Ice and the "Gangnam Style" dude.

I wish I could cancel my plans for California and go to AwesomeCon at the end of May.

Kanon
04-23-2015, 12:03 AM
(Lychees are very sweet tasty fruits, but they look weird :lol: I like them more than strawberries or cherries :D)

Granted, but the Con is flooded with people so you can barely see anything.

I wish I had a big mice cage.

MsMarvelDuckie
04-24-2015, 08:55 AM
Granted, but the mice all escape, breed like crazy, and get into everything.


I wish I could sleep in today while it's raining.

blindturtle02
04-24-2015, 02:04 PM
Granted, but Storm decides to make it rain in your house.

I wish I knew how to mod videogames because I like playing as boss characters offline. I also wish Billy Joel's Movin Out would leave my head. I mean, it's a good song but it's just stuck in there.

Jephael
04-24-2015, 03:57 PM
I don't know jack squat about online gaming, so might as well save that for your next wish. As for the second one, you now have "Wreckingball" by Miley Cyrus stuck in your head!

I wish they still made erasable pens.

Mew
04-24-2015, 06:48 PM
Granted, but they don't erase.

I wish I had the MOTU Laser Power/Light He-Man and Skeletor

GoldMutant
04-24-2015, 06:58 PM
Granted, but when you receive it and open it, the figures fall apart and you can't put them back together.

I wish I could meet Billy Joel.

Kanon
04-26-2015, 11:32 PM
Granted, but suddenly a stalker came in and you get arrested with him.

I wish I had a lot of candy.

shuriken
04-27-2015, 02:31 AM
Granted, but it's all from 1966, smells of fish and bitter. Very very Bitter.
I wish I do well on my test in a few hours...

Jephael
04-27-2015, 04:18 PM
Granted, but now everyone in school thinks you're a big nerd who studies all the time.

I wish I had a second chance to take care of my childhood pets.

Kanon
04-29-2015, 02:30 AM
Granted, but now they´re all zombies and want to destroy all humans.

I wish I would have a pool.

shuriken
04-29-2015, 10:14 AM
Granted but the pool causes gangrenous infections to anyone that steps inside of it so yeah.
I wish the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight turned out to be the fight of the decade.

Granted, but now everyone in school thinks you're a big nerd who studies all the time.

That corrupt a wish was WEAK

Jephael
04-29-2015, 04:29 PM
The fight gets cancelled 25 seconds in when Mayweather breaks down in tears and revealing a dark secret about his past.

I wish there was more room on the DVR.

shuriken
05-07-2015, 10:13 AM
Granted, but you DVR becomes a sentient being that only DVR's things you don't like out of spite.
I wish the weather stayed this awesome next week.

Kanon
05-16-2015, 03:41 AM
Granted, but next week will be a lot of tornados with sharks in them. (:P)

I wish I had a coconut.

Foombamaroom
08-12-2015, 09:21 AM
Granted, but you literally just have the coconut. There's nothing inside of it. No liquids for you!

I with I could watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens right now.

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
08-12-2015, 09:31 AM
Granted, but you literally just have the coconut. There's nothing inside of it. No liquids for you!

I with I could watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens right now.

Granted. But it makes Episodes I, II, and III look like God Himself wrote and directed it. Seriously, why did they bring Watto and Jar-Jar back!?

I wish I had psychic powers.

BubblyShell22
08-12-2015, 10:38 AM
Granted, but instead of psychic powers you gain psycho powers which cause you to go completely insane.

I wish I had a hundred dollars.

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
08-12-2015, 10:42 AM
Granted, but instead of psychic powers you gain psycho powers which cause you to go completely insane.

I wish I had a hundred dollars.

You do! Congratulations, you're losing at Monopoly and just landed on Park Place with three hotels.

I wish I could go back in time and prevent Abraham Lincoln's assassination.