NEWBIE HERE!!!!!!

[spazyk]

:D hey all im new! so wuts up?
-Matt

[Kali]

Hiya, uh... Matt! Welcome to our forums here. Tell us a little about yourself, like who's your favorite Turtle?

[spazyk]

Ok my name is Matt im 15...... my favorite turtle is Raph! hes kool n he is alot like me n him have almost the same temper!

[Kingkapong]

hey fellow ninja turtle fan. welcome. i'm more of a mixture of leonardo and mike. i'm serious at some points yet i like to make a lot of jokes and stuff that mike does.

[Tinselcat]

welcome! join the tmnt cheerleading squad! *waves sparkly pom-poms* errr... you don't mind wearing a skirt, do you? *studiously writes down his measurements, and goes off to get him a uniform*

[Kingkapong]

no uniforms for me. I hate uniforms.

[Loolaa]

Ick... uniforms...

HI MATT!!! *waves*

[spazyk]

LOL
hey this is the coolest tmnt board! !!!!!! or shreder board! Almost got mine up but having trouble with php so um yea...... :goofygri:

[enigma-1]

Hey, welcome aboard. Don't mind the craziness if it passes you by. :P

[Kali]

*runs in* Before I forget, here's your welcome mango. A blue Turtle is supposed to deliver these, but he's on vacation. *hands Matt the mango*

[Samantha]

And if your luckily it might give you the ability to talk to sawdust. *remembers to welcome the newbie* Hi there! :)

[Nunchucker]

Welcome welcome welcome :-)

[Tinselcat]

*bounces in, holding a skimpy cheerleading skirt and two sparkly pom-poms* heeeeere ya go! come on, try it on, we don't got all day!

[HorseTechie]

Salutations! Aloha! Felicitations! Hola! Greetings! Konnichiwa! Buenos Dios! Hi! Annouyhaseyo! Hallo! :p

And I like all of the TMNT... but I like Don and Raph the most. :D

[Kingkapong]

:evil: i am your father. just kidding. the emotions are funny to use cause they look funny.

[Samantha]

Luke! uh, Matt. He is your father!! :o NOOOOO!

[Tinselcat]

*leaps in, swinging a red lightsaber* you cannot fight the dark side! i, darth tinselcat, supreme sith lord, command you!! *scorches tail on lighsaber* OOOOOWWWWWIIIIEEEEE!

[Loolaa]

No! I am supreme Sith Lord... my young friend... Emperor Loolaa!

*Zzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaapppppppp*

[HorseTechie]

Wull... I'm Achteekin, and I want to be more powerful than you guys! :x

[johnnie1]

Welcome :D

[Nturtle]

*crawls out venilator shaft* hey!!! be quiet!! I'm trying to sleep here!!!

[HorseTechie]

*looks at Nturtle and sticks her tongue out*

[enigma-1]

Trust me. Just get a pair of earplugs and ignore it. :roll:

[Nturtle]

*stuffs ears with dust from venilator and crawls back in* how the heck am I supposed to afford ear plugs!!! I live in the venilator!!!!!!!

[azure turtle]

Hi Matt! Welcome to the Technodrome! I'm the blue turtle Kali spoke of earlier...I hope you enjoy your stay here! Don't worry...the insanity is all in the name of fun. ;)
*drops a few coins in Nturtle's home then runs off to join in the light saber battle*
Wait for me! I am the bounty hunter, Azango Fett! Mwahahahaha....

[Skeletoncrew]

Shouldn't you be Mango Fett? :lol:

[azure turtle]

*gasp*
That's an awesome idea, dudette! :lol:
*changes his name to Mango Fett*

[Skeletoncrew]

:lol: Goofy Skeletoncrew strikes again!

[Loolaa]

Mango Fett?!?!?!? :lol:

*Emperor Loolaa is defeated through the power of laughter*

Owwwww

[Nturtle]

*grabs coins from Azure turtle* All right!!!!!!!! I'm eating dinner tonight!!!!!!! :D

[enigma-1]

*taps foot* And here I thought I was the only bounty hunter around these parts. What union do you belong too?

[azure turtle]

LOL! Looks like Loolaa's out of the battle...and yes, Nturtle, you shall feast tonight!
*looks over at Enigma*
Hmm...as Mango Fett, I belong to no union. I guess I'm a rogue...

[Kali]

I feel so left out, not being a Star Wars fan. :cry:

Oh well! *grabs a chair and some popcorn*

[Nturtle]

can I have some popcorn? the molemen took my dinner :(

[Kali]

Sure. *hands over some popcorn*

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Don't worry, Kali! I, the great Mango Fett, shall defend you in this battle! And I will no longer allow the molemen to steal Nturtle's dinner.
*gives Nturtle more coins to buy food with*

[Nturtle]

YAYYYY!!!!!! Heck I have enough to last years now *begins nibbling very slowly on popcorn* damn molemen :anime:

[HorseTechie]

*heehee* The Jedi Turtles Strike Back!

AchTeekin (pronounced HTkin) doesn't care about Mango Fett. I'm too busy looking for my mommy. (or should that be Binky?) :P

[Azraelito]

jajaj mango fett.
and then appears Dark Splinter ajajjajaj it would be bizarre ajajaj.

[Nturtle]

jajaj mango fett.
and then appears Dark Splinter ajajjajaj it would be bizarre ajajaj.
Wha..... uh sorry but I don't get it??? :-?

[Kali]

It's Star Wars humor. Anyway, it's Splita! LOL! :lol:

[HorseTechie]

Click here, and you will be enlightened :D
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/2720

*mutters to self... it als reeeeally needs to be upgraded. Dawn had once made this cool title banner, but she never got around to loading it up*

[Azraelito]

It's Star Wars humor. Anyway, it's Splita! LOL! :lol:

that is the point star wars humor splitaaaaaaaaaaa ajaojaojao.

[Nturtle]

i get it now :lol:

[azure turtle]

Woah, totally bizarre! :razz:
*the great Mango Fett decides to drink some mango lassies instead of fighting*

[Nturtle]

Damn good lassie :)

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Well, if you're rogue too, then I guess we won't have to worry about anything. We'd have to fight if you were part of the union.

[azure turtle]

Yes, they are good!
*gives Nturtle a mango lassie*
Machias taught me how to make them. :anime:
*wipes brow*
Phew, I'm glad we don't have to fight, Enigma! The great Mango Fett salutes you.
*bows*

[enigma-1]

*nods in return* Same here. I would hate to have to explain why you were missing. :P

[azure turtle]

Gee, thanks!! :razz:

[enigma-1]

Anytime.

[Tinselcat]

did someone say Star Wars?! *swings her red lightsaber about, nearly detatching her tail in the process* ooooh... maybe i should stick to the rolled up newspaper, whaddaya say? :goofygri:

[Nturtle]

*Ducks for cover* yeah you nearly took off my head back there!!!

[enigma-1]

*snorts, unsheathing sabres* Who wants an oversized flashlight when you just use real blades?

[Nturtle]

Don't make me come over there!!! *pulls double bladed saber out of recycling bin* :flaming: :)

[azure turtle]

Aha! I, the Great Mango Fett, shall dazzle you all with my light saber skills!
*begins twirling his light saber around*

[Nturtle]

YAAA!! prepare yourself!! *twirls tighsaber and in the process breaks half the stuff in the room*

[azure turtle]

Uh oh...maybe having a light saber battle was a bad idea...

[Kameko]

"Use the Shwartz... Hmmm...It appears my shwartz is bigger than yours..." :oops:

:goofygri: Heh, oops...wrong movie...

Anybody want to get a giant plastic comb and comb the desert for fugitives? :P

[azure turtle]

LOL! I LOVE Spaceballs! That's such a funny movie :anime: I actually saw it a few nights ago on TBS, I think. It's such a classic...too bad TBS censored out some of the funny scenes.

[Kali]

I've got the novel based on that movie. It's a movie I want in my collection someday.

[Nturtle]

Thats a great movie :lol: Darth Helmet is hillarious!!! (I think thats his name)

[enigma-1]

*sheathes sabres, yawning* I only saw that movie once, but I was young. So I really don't remember too much about it.

[azure turtle]

Oh, you need to see it again, Enigma! It's too funny...Mel Brooks makes fun of Star Wars, Star Trek, and bunch of other things with that movie. Ah...Mel Brooks is a genious. :D

[enigma-1]

Hmm. Maybe I can get a copy at Sam's.

[Nturtle]

I really want to see The Producrs but the line goes until 2004 :(

[enigma-1]

Hmm. Long line.

[Nturtle]

Yeah besides I probably don't have the money to see it :P