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Ravenshell
11-30-2014, 09:14 AM
Wish a minor inconvenience on the person below you. Keep them brief.

Examples:

I hope that the ice cream falls off your cone.

May your shoelaces continually come untied, even when you double-knot them.

I hope the last five minutes of your TV show got cut off.

Lethal Lullaby
11-30-2014, 09:52 AM
I hope you step on a Lego in the dark.

slashpieturtlemix
11-30-2014, 02:47 PM
I hope you downloaded your favorite movie in the wrong language.

Ravenshell
12-04-2014, 06:09 PM
I hope you drop the last bite of the yummy thing you were eating.

Jester
12-04-2014, 06:44 PM
ZfYFx6MOTYU

Netkeeper
12-04-2014, 06:48 PM
I hope you press A one time too much and have to talk to the Pokémon Center nurse all over again.

Caffeinated_Rave
12-04-2014, 07:04 PM
I hope your pants zipper breaks and remains forever open-fly.

Slade
12-04-2014, 07:56 PM
I hope you step in dog sh*t every morning before you leave.

Jephael
12-05-2014, 10:35 AM
I hope you have a permanent wedgie.

BubblyShell22
12-05-2014, 04:10 PM
I hope you lock yourself out of your car before work.

Ravenshell
12-05-2014, 04:26 PM
ZfYFx6MOTYU

(You know, I considered posting that in the OP... *L*)

I hope you break a shoelace.

BubblyShell22
12-06-2014, 08:05 AM
I hope you trip and fall down the stairs.

Slade
12-06-2014, 12:31 PM
I hope it rains and your umbrella is full of holes.

Lethal Lullaby
12-06-2014, 12:47 PM
I hope you lose your shoes and the entire ground is covered in broken glass.

BubblyShell22
12-06-2014, 04:13 PM
I hope you fall in the toilet.

Whatswiththeheadbands?
12-23-2014, 10:01 AM
I hope you go to bed with a splitting headache every night.

Lethal Lullaby
12-23-2014, 10:08 AM
I hope you drown in your grief

BubblyShell22
12-23-2014, 04:36 PM
I hope you forget something you needed to take with you.

IndigoErth
12-23-2014, 06:27 PM
I hope your butt really itches at a formal dinner and you're unable to leave the table.

Darthknuxward
12-23-2014, 11:55 PM
I hope you fall on a cat.

BubblyShell22
12-24-2014, 08:00 AM
I hope your Christmas dinner burns to a crisp.

Ravenshell
12-25-2014, 03:03 PM
I hope your Christmas dinner burns to a crisp.

It ended up a little crispy, yes. ;p

I hope you step in dog poo just as you're going in for a job interview.

MsMarvelDuckie
12-28-2014, 08:47 PM
I hope your car stalls out, in the rain, with a flat tire. In the middle of nowhere....

Jephael
01-01-2015, 12:31 PM
I hope the girl of your dreams turns out to be a drag queen!

MsMarvelDuckie
01-03-2015, 09:09 PM
(Me, too- I'm already a girl, so that would make it a guy.....)

I hope it rains on your head all day tomorrow- INDOORS....

CaliperCat
01-03-2015, 10:47 PM
I hope a volcano appears in the middle of your dwelling and proceeds to erupt. Violently.

IndigoErth
01-04-2015, 12:30 AM
I hope your home is flooded with strawberry Jello 3 feet deep and stains everything to that height.

Lethal Lullaby
01-04-2015, 12:39 AM
I hope the hair from your eyebrows fall out.

Mew
01-12-2015, 03:28 PM
I hope you scream in agony while my Midget Minions beat you with their whips.
Me evil.

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
01-12-2015, 04:20 PM
May the monkeys of misfortune drop coconuts upon your head as you pass beneath the palm tree of life.

Jephael
01-12-2015, 04:53 PM
I hope a miniature elephant smashes your video game collection.

Mew
01-12-2015, 05:05 PM
I hope all the TMNT merchandise you spent 2,000 bucks on gets lost while you move into a crumby apartment.

Lethal Lullaby
01-12-2015, 05:12 PM
I hope the bottom half of your toaster strudel gets stuck in the toaster.

Metalwolf
01-12-2015, 05:17 PM
I hope you get pinworms.

Leo656
01-13-2015, 10:43 AM
Some of these sound like more than "minor inconveniences"... :lol:

In any case, I hope you go through an important job interview with a large snot prominently displayed on your shirt.

BubblyShell22
01-13-2015, 03:56 PM
I hope the next time you wrestle, you have a bad match. It probably wouldn't matter to you, but I couldn't think of anything else.

Mew
01-13-2015, 05:05 PM
I hope you die.
Mr. Bear wants you too.
Creepypasta reference, 1999

Magdolin
01-26-2015, 04:10 PM
I hope there's not even a fraction of a drop left in the chocolate syrup bottle for your ice cream.

Mew
01-26-2015, 04:34 PM
I hope there is no milk for your cereal!