Hi I am new

[Nturtle]

Go ahead Its worth a try... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* All right, but just remember. Once I reverse it, I can't cast it again. This is a one time spell.

[Nturtle]

don't worry I didn't do too much damage, nothing a little duck tape and good house keeping can't fix :D

[enigma-1]

Okay. But don't come running to me when Azure starts pelting you w/ rotten mangoes.

*chants something and reverses the spell, the pyramids crumbling yet again*

[Nturtle]

:o :o COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[enigma-1]

*shrugs calmly* Eh. That's nothing.

[Nturtle]

Besides I'm sure Azure has plenty of pyramids he won't even notice...

[enigma-1]

We'll see. But just in case, I recommend you run for Cuba. I hear the weather's just lovely this time of year.

[Nturtle]

You know what... I think I will, *runs off very fast*

[enigma-1]

*waves* Later Nturtle!

[Nturtle]

*stops* yeah bye!! Oh by the way if Azure asks who did it say Ninja Nin okay? *Runs off*

[enigma-1]

I don't even know who started this.

[Nturtle]

*stops again* actually you did when you saved m from that walrus... *keeps running*

[enigma-1]

And I'm also the one who tried to warn you not to take this too far.

[R-iZZy]

ok, when i see azure... i'll say it was ninja nin... ::thinks for a second:: hey!!! who is ninja nin?

[enigma-1]

That would be you. So if you say that Ninja Nin did this, then you're blaming yourself.

[Nturtle]

*stops yet again*umm... nobody just tell him that!! *pause* he just how far is Cuba?

[enigma-1]

Depends on where you're starting from.

[R-iZZy]

does ninja nin own cuba? wait. i'm cuba? no, i meant i'm ninja nin? that means i'll be blaming myself!!! didn't someone say that already? nah, i figured it out myself.

there is a first for everything!!!

[Nturtle]

well I started where you are standing and I assume Cuba is about at most... 100 feet away?

[enigma-1]

Try a few hundred miles, Nturtle.

[Nturtle]

:blanksta: *long pause* damn.... ok nevermind *slouches back*

[R-iZZy]

so i dont own cuba? aw!!!

[Nturtle]

no, sorry Ninja nin

[enigma-1]

You own a baseball bat.

[R-iZZy]

is a baseball bat as big as cuba?

[Nturtle]

so do I :D

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* Sorry, it's not.

*looks at Nturtle warily*

[Nturtle]

aww... *looks at rubble* so um.. what do we do with all this??

[enigma-1]

I can't do anything about it. The spell can't be used in this area again.

[R-iZZy]

i dont want this bat anymore!!! :tmad:

[Nturtle]

oh well we'll just have to wait for Azure...

[enigma-1]

*pulls out a scroll* Though maybe this would do the trick.

[R-iZZy]

i still don't want this bat, until cuba becomes smaller than this bat!!! ::holds bat in air::

[Nturtle]

hmmm... a scroll? whats that do?

[R-iZZy]

does it make cuba smaller than my baseball bat?

[enigma-1]

It's another spell. It should make brand new pyramids. Which means we won't need the broken pieces anymore.

[R-iZZy]

aw crud... it doesnt save my needs!!!

[enigma-1]

Hey, I'm good, but not the best. If you want to shrink a landmass, talk to a full time warlock.

[Nturtle]

well I can shrink cuba, but I need a few things...

[R-iZZy]

will you need my baseball bat?

[enigma-1]

I'd be careful if I were you. That type of spell's been known to backfire more than once.

[Nturtle]

well... no but i will need the horn of a siberian rhino, the fur of German Snortlewacker, 7 crumpets, a cup of tea and $500 in solid cash...

[enigma-1]

*pulls a piece of bone out of her satchel* You mean this horn?

[Nturtle]

hmm... sure why not

[R-iZZy]

::holds out bat:: and what about this bone?

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr: no... not exactly...

[enigma-1]

Well, it is a piece of Siberian Rhino horn. Last one in this reality anyhow.

[Nturtle]

ok, how about the fur of German Snortlewacker? got that anywhere?

[enigma-1]

Um... *sets down the horn, digging around in her satchel* Do you prefer red or yellow?

[Nturtle]

red prefferbly, yellow makes it smell like mildew :dead:

[enigma-1]

*pulls out a red fur* It's kinda old, but it should work. The one that gave it to me had just shed.

[Nturtle]

looks good, how bout 7 crumpets and a cup of tea?

[enigma-1]

Does it matter if the tea is Cybertronian in origin?

[Nturtle]

welll... it works best with Earl Grey Tea

[enigma-1]

Sorry. I don't drink that or carry it. All I have is the Energon 5.

[Nturtle]

Well it can't hurt, alright, *pours tea in* how about the crumpets/

[enigma-1]

With or w/o raisins?

[R-iZZy]

did u know that there are singing raisins in california?

[Nturtle]

with is better

[R-iZZy]

umm... if u put in raisins, make sure that the california raisins arent put in the concauction. they are my favorite singing group!!! :tanime:

[Nturtle]

ok we won't, but I'll need black raisins not those icky gold kind!!

[azure turtle]

did u know that there are singing raisins in california?
Yes... I should know. I live in California, and there are singing raisins everywhere. :eek:

[Nturtle]

Crimey!! :teek: California is one wacky place!!!

[enigma-1]

Here's 4. I don't have anymore than that.

[Nturtle]

Without 7 crumpets it won't work right, I'm afraid 4 won't do... unless of course you want to risk it...

[enigma-1]

No way. I know that you NEVER skip a part of any spell. There's no telling what can happen.

[Nturtle]

well then we'll need 3 more raisin crumpets...

[Tinselcat]

::holds out bat:: and what about this bone?
*snort, giggle* you need a bone? *snickers* careful, i've got a one-track mind, which is always in the gutter!! :tlol:

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr: that... was weird....

[Kali]

Crimey!! :teek: California is one wacky place!!!
Yes. Yes it is. A very wacky place. But it seems pretty normal to anyone who's lived here their entire life.

[Nturtle]

I see, well personally i don't know how I'd get around with singing raisins all over the place

[enigma-1]

Oh, I need an upgrade. *snaps fingers and crumpets appear*

[Nturtle]

good!! we surely have enough now!!!! and the last ingredient... $500 does anybody have 500 dollars

[enigma-1]

I've got credits, but not cash. That's no good where I live.

[Nturtle]

*ponders* I need 500 american dollars for the spell to work

[Kali]

Hey, don't look at me, I'm an artist.

[Nturtle]

:lol: Artsists ussually starve :P , but without 500 dollars I can't shrink cuba

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Then I guess you can't use the spell. Money is one of those things beyond my abilities.

[Tinselcat]

let's see what i can find, here... *roots around in jumpsuit pocket* okay, i've got two american quarters, several pennies, a venusian govornement credit, a couple pluto dollars, but i think they're obsolete since i'm wanted in that system... hmmm... oooh, i've got some space-lint! *holds out irradescent lint*

[enigma-1]

Um, if that's added, I think we might blow up Cuba or make it glow in the dark.

[azure turtle]

*snicker*
Yeah, California is wacky all right. Don't worry about the singing raisins, though. I can eat them without too much trouble. It's the cheese that worries me the most. Y'know, good cheese comes from happy cows...
*laughs like a maniac before jumping into the swimming pool*

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr:
remind me to NEVER go to california

[enigma-1]

Ditto. :roll:

[Nturtle]

Still ther is the problem of the $500 dollars to shrink cuba, 10,000 Mexican pasos also will do the trick

[enigma-1]

Don't have any of those either.

[Kali]

*changes into a swim suit* You think I could carry money in this outfit!?! *dives into the pool with Azure*

[Nturtle]

Dann, no pesos, no dollars no mini cuba :(

[enigma-1]

Can I have my stuff back then? That's hard to come by.

[Nturtle]

well don't give up yet, we could always rob a bank or something :P

[enigma-1]

I think not. I have a reputation to consider. Anyone finds out I robbed a bank and I don't get anymore work.

[Nturtle]

well without the money I can still shrink it to about the size of Chicago...

[enigma-1]

That's still dangerous. The spell could backfire w/o all the ingredients.

[Kali]

Hey, I've got this Cuba-shaped floating keychain if you want it. it's almost like the real thing.

[Nturtle]

Hey... wait a sec... why are we trying to shrink cuba again??? :-?

[enigma-1]

I have no idea. You just started going on about it.

[Nturtle]

does it make cuba smaller than my baseball bat?

its all HIS fault!!!!!! :x

[enigma-1]

Ninja Nin just mentioned that. He didn't make you choose to try and shrink Cuba.

[azure turtle]

*pops out of a big green pipe*
Hey, what's all this talk about shrinking Cuba? You all should be more worried about the army of Goombas that are about to invade. Now, I'm gonna find me a nice mushroom, so I'll be big enough to stomp 'em all flat!
*jumps back into the green pipe*
I'm spelunking for mushrooms!

[enigma-1]

I am NOT going to ask. :sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

Goombas!!!!!!! Is bowser back at it again?? No time to waste lets kick some koopa tail!!!!!! *eats tiny glowing flower and grows twice his size with a red aurora around him* YYEEEHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE POWER!!!!!!! *Jumps into pipe after Azure* :evilgrin:

[Azraelito]

wowwwwwwww 350 more replies ahahahhaha.

[Nturtle]

hey Azraelito, is that all you do here now :P

[Tinselcat]

HEEEEEY!! super mario bros.! cool! *eats fire flower* whooo! check out my hot tamale breath!! NYA HA HA HAAAA!!! *rushes off, riding a turtle, whacking the mushrooms with rolled-up newspaper*

[enigma-1]

*groans, shaking head* Not again. :roll:

[azure turtle]

*runs after TC, yelling*
Stop whacking all of the mushrooms! I'm trying to eat those!!

[enigma-1]

I thought you only ate mangoes.

[azure turtle]

I often eat mangoes. But these mushrooms have a nice mango scent with a hint o' lime! Quite tasty, really. I'd offer you one, but TC has destroyed all of them! Grr... Now how am I supposed to fight the Goombas without any mushrooms?

[enigma-1]

*holds out a bowl of mushroom salad* Ever consider just ordering some?

[azure turtle]

*sniffs the bowl's contents*
Wait, are these the mango scented mushrooms with a hint o' lime?! :eek:

[enigma-1]

Yeah. Why?

[azure turtle]

*drops his jaw*
Where'd you find those?? I thought they'd all been destroyed!!
*picks his jaw back up*

[enigma-1]

My favorite cafe, Cyberonia Crescent. I eat there at least once a week or at least order my lunch from there. They specialize in exotic foods like this.

[Azraelito]

haha wowwwww my favourite cafe in argentina is Quincy is very big and they aslo have exotic foods ahahahahh.

[Nturtle]

*comes crashing out of ventilator shaft* YIPES!!!!! Goombas and parakoopas headin' our way!!!!! :o :o :o :o

[Azraelito]

woowwwwwwwwwwwww and my nwe avatar yuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
cyaaa.

[Nturtle]

nice avatar Azraelito!! even though I can't say I know who it is :P
Anyway... GOOMBAS A' COMIN' *Goombas and koopatroopas pour in through ventilator shaft*

[Azraelito]

thanks yours also is cool but well i couldnt found a nice avatar of tmnt :( but i am still serching.

[Nturtle]

thanks you can get some off the official website, but you can not link off of there, so you can ask krang to host it :)

:o :o :o YIPES!!!! *blasts fireballs everywhere*

[azure turtle]

*gobbles up all of the mushrooms*
Thanks, Enigma!
*grows an inch tall*
What the... That's it?! An INCH?! Cursed mushrooms! How am I supposed to fight off all of the goombas now?
*grabs a stick*
This might work. Then again, it might just make them angrier. Oh well, worth a shot.
*starts poking all of the goombas*
Btw, Azraelito, I like your new avatar! It's Snake Eyes from GI Joe, isn't it? :anime:

[enigma-1]

*sighs* Well, there goes my lunch. :roll:

[Nturtle]

Hey these Mushrooms expired 5 years ago :dead:

[Azraelito]

*gobbles up all of the mushrooms*
Thanks, Enigma!
*grows an inch tall*
What the... That's it?! An INCH?! Cursed mushrooms! How am I supposed to fight off all of the goombas now?
*grabs a stick*
This might work. Then again, it might just make them angrier. Oh well, worth a shot.
*starts poking all of the goombas*
Btw, Azraelito, I like your new avatar! It's Snake Eyes from GI Joe, isn't it? :anime:

yes snake eyes from the old series of comics from marvel ajaojaojao.

[Nturtle]

AHHHAAA!!!!! Here come the paratroopas!!!! But they are no match for *hits question block* Racoon Nturtle!!!!! *begins thwumping koopas* :ttwisted:

[Azraelito]

sorry but i didnt understand can you exlplain it to me not in spanish bt in english. Sometimes it is difficult to me to understand can you exlplain it to me?

[Nturtle]

AHHHAAA!!!!! Here come the paratroopas!!!! But they are no match for *hits question block* Racoon Nturtle!!!!! *begins thwumping koopas* :ttwisted:
this?

[azure turtle]

Oops, sorry Enigma! :oops: I'll make it up to you once we defeat all of the Koopa Troopas! And... They were expired five years ago?! That's why I didn't grow very much.
*pokes the Paratroopas with the stick*

[enigma-1]

Hmm. I think I'll just go pick up a cup of fyrebrand instead. Later. *disappears*

[Nturtle]

*gets hit by goomba* YIPES!!! I lost my racoon powers!!! this is bad!!!! *hammers start flying into the thread* HAMMER BROS!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

[azure turtle]

Hammer bros?! Quick, put this on!
*gives Nturtle a hard hat*
We must find a star to help us!

[Nturtle]

thanks*straps on hat* YIPES!!! its hammer time!!! *hammers start flying everywhere* nooooo!!!!! :o :o :o

[Bowser_Koopa]

wait a second! thats my job! *starts throwing hammers like in smb 1* now i should call my always loyal koopa army :evilgrin: including the hammer bros!, i just wonder why i'm throwin hammers at ppl :roll: :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

YIPES ITS THE K-MAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bowser_Koopa]

if that scared u wait till i transform into GIGA-BOWSER!!!! AAHHH!!! even i'm scared of myself when i look the mirror :oops: :roll:

[enigma-1]

*reappars, bearing a box under one arm and spotting what's going on*

Oh boy. I am NOT even gonna ask.

[Nturtle]

oh yeah?? were not done yet!!! :flaming: star power!!!!!!!!! *becomes invincible*

[Azraelito]

jaoajoaj now i understand it all ahah thanks bowser koopa ajajajaj.

pd: snake eyes rules.

[enigma-1]

No offense, Nturtle, but big whoop. :roll:

[azure turtle]

*gasp*
It's Giga-Bowser!! Even a star can't stop his great power!
*withdraws into his shell for safety*

[Bowser_Koopa]

*gasp*
It's Giga-Bowser!! Even a star can't stop his great power!
*withdraws into his shell for safety*well yes u can, but u can't stop GIGA-BOWSER WITH A STARMAN!!! *30 seconds later* hey i'm vulnareble again :| :sick:

[Azraelito]

ajoajao hahaah snake eyes will destroy koopa in 2 seconds chinjk chink ajajajajj with his sword.

[enigma-1]

You should try extra strength next time.

[Azraelito]

jajaj

[Nturtle]

:sweatdro: thanks azure now I'm stuck with Giga-Bowser a bunch of hammer brothers, koopa troopas and goombas and no star, well um... ho about instead we all go beat up Sonic the Hedgehog and go get a pizza? :embarass:

[enigma-1]

I think Sonic was busy the last time I talked to him. But maybe I can arrange a pizza. What kind?

[Nturtle]

Mushroom, penut butter, whipped cream, garlic and refried beans for me!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Okay, so one express for you and a salad gray for me. Anyone else?

[Nturtle]

I think that will be it

[PWDESAI]

hahhaha you guys are so funny, but you all know the only one who can defeat bowser is me, jk no it's MARIO!!!
Paul

[Azraelito]

and luigi??is missing?:D.

[PWDESAI]

haha that game sucks

[PWDESAI]

mario is missing that is, i don't think luigi is missing will ever make it to the video game market, nuts i really liked that game

[Azraelito]

yeah it sucks the worst game of snes.

[Nickokapo]

Mario is missing is sooooooo confusing, i hate that game!!!!
And i hate luigi too :x

[PWDESAI]

how can u hate luigi?

[Azraelito]

luigi nooooooo niko luigi rules with his big moustache ajjajaja.

[PWDESAI]

ajajajajajajjjajajajjj
lmao
jk
yeah luigi rules

[Nickokapo]

well...he wears green clothes...but i guess he's cool, after all he has a mustache, that makes him THE-MACHO-LUIGI-BETTAH-THAN-MARIO :evilgrin:
Mario is a fat plumber...

[PWDESAI]

i don't think he is better than mario though

[Nickokapo]

In my opinion they both suck, besides they look the same :sick:

[PWDESAI]

in my opinion you suck, but what do you suck is the quesiton....
jk

[Nickokapo]

I don't like you either
jk...not

[Nturtle]

MARIO AND LUIGI RULE!!!!!! AND MARIO 3 IS THE BEST VIDEO GAMEEVER!!! Although I still like luigi a little more, but only the old games, I don't like 3d mario :dead:

[Nickokapo]

yeah mario 3 was good :D i also liked mario 2 because you could grab crap from the floor and throw it...and stuff...and you could choose the character you wanted to play with :D

[Nturtle]

I'm a huge mario fan actually remember scape? I just had the biggest e-mail war with him ever over who is better Mario or Sonic (mario of course :evilgrin:)
Actually did you know that Mario 2 was originally a game called Doki Doki Panic? There is an entirely diffrent Mario 2 in Japan but they said that Americans would find it too hard so they took Doki Doki Panic and replaced it's characters with Mario and gang!!!!!!! Thats why Mario 2 is so diffrent from the rest!!! :P

[Nickokapo]

Ohhhh so that's why mario 2 is so different, it was supposed to be a different game...wow i didn't knew that :D i think i'll try to get the rom just to check it out the original version :P
Yeah i remember scape, even tho i haven't seen him in a while :lol: sonic is ok...mario is ok too...but i prefer tails 8)

[azure turtle]

I love the Mario games! And I think poor Luigi is always over looked. Out of all the NES Mario games, I think 2 was my favorite because it was so different from the rest of the series. But I had no idea that it was originally a different game! No wonder... Still, I thought it was unique, and it was a lot of fun to play. I always ended up playing as Toad because he could move fast (and I don't have much patience when playing videogames ;) ).

[Nturtle]

tails???! bleh!!!! :dead: even worse then sonic, but lets not start any more mario vs. sonic related arguments right now :P I think you should be able to get a Doki Doki Panic rom somewhere but you will need a faicom emulator as for the Japannesse Mario 2, it was based off the same engine as Mario 1! but it is several times harder and goes past 8-4 it then becomes world A-1, A-2, A-3, A-4 all the way up to D-4!!!!!!!!!! :dead: it was eventually released in the US as the lost levels on Super Mario All stars a game that had all the old nes games on one snes cartrige with improved graphics and sound

[Nickokapo]

but tails is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute...and he can fly =P

[PWDESAI]

dude i'm hurt.... you don't like me? i thought we were tight, u and me homie, plus all the bs i do for you like make u an email, and then u decided not to use it....
whatever
see if i ever scan any of my comics for you.
o yeah i have enough money to buy a scanner and plan to buy one, but i decided that nickos an idiot, and i don't want to scan the comics

[Krang]

Paul, stop with the personal attacks. Attacking other members is against the Forum Rules (http://www.thetechnodrome.com/frules.shtml) (and that goes for everyone else, too). If you are arguing with someone, take it to email, IM, or PM, but leave it off the forums. If this continues, I'll start giving out warnings.

[Nturtle]

yeah just lighten up a little paul :)

[PWDESAI]

what i wasn't attacking anyone, in his sig it says call me nico or idiot....

[Azraelito]

i think karpo explain it to you that was a joke becuase of my signature.

[PWDESAI]

yeah i just read that

[Azraelito]

so stop being rude with him.
the mail that you created to him it didnt work that is why he didnt use it.

[PWDESAI]

no he said he just didn't want it, after i made it for him...
and I'm sorry if i was rude

[Nickokapo]

i said that?hmmm...but i wanted it, it just didn't worked but i think you didn't believed me...thanks for taking the time and making the account anyways.

[PWDESAI]

hey
i don't know why it didn't work... well now i deleted it, but oh well
like i said i'm sorry for calling you an idiot

[Nturtle]

now that thats over its time for... MANGOS!!!! *pulls rope causing tons of mangos to fall into thread* YEEHAA!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin: :P

[PWDESAI]

dude a bunch of mangos falling on your head isn't like balloons, it would hurt, ouch ouch

[Azraelito]

jaja well continue with the fun ahjahahahihasdiashdilashdilas.

[PWDESAI]

ok

[Azraelito]

ok so now we can talk about does someone has icq apart from niko,me and bowser?

[azure turtle]

ICQ?? Err... Heard of it, but I don't really know what it is. Is it some sort of chat program?

[Nturtle]

yeah I think i've seen that before, its like aim except more complicated, more underground and has some other stuff

[PWDESAI]

if someone can give me a link to dl, i will

[Nturtle]

www.icq.com
now that wasn't hard to find :P

[PWDESAI]

:embarass:

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

I never really got into that instant messaging stuff, it can be addictive :sick:

[enigma-1]

They say that about the internet too, but personally, it's something that I can live with.

[Nturtle]

:lol: it is but im is even worse I've seen people who spend litterally a day and over night and the day after on im without even leaving the computer!!!!! :dead:

[enigma-1]

That is bad. The only time I use the IM is to talk w/ my cousin and that's only b/c he lives in another state.

[PWDESAI]

i like iming

[Nturtle]

I just use e-mail, a bit of Irc chat, and of course this forum if you count it :P

[enigma-1]

Well, it's easier for us to use the IM. We can say more that way.

[Nickokapo]

oh i have lotsa proggies...icq, msn, irc...i don't remember if i use any other chat program...maybe direct connect, but i use that to download more than chat.

[Nturtle]

thats true and it is a little more personal as well but I just want to avoid addiction

[enigma-1]

That's acceptable and I respect that. Each to his own.

[PWDESAI]

nicko, u should get aim, and what's ur msn account name?

[Azraelito]

haha continue with the exit 450 yuhuuuuuuuuu.

[Nickokapo]

I never use MSN so you don't need to know my address, for i never login there...and i don't want aim, i already have enough im programs

[Azraelito]

exactly.

[PWDESAI]

of all the iming programs, i think aim is the best,
but icq is cool too, but i like not having to hit the tab enter when i could just hit the enter...

[Azraelito]

ahhhhh come on install a icq :D.

[PWDESAI]

i did install icq... i already have nicko on it

[Azraelito]

ahah only niko? from this forum i have niko and bowser.

[PWDESAI]

well considering that i just dl'd it...