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snake
11-06-2016, 12:23 PM
Holy f*ckballs

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TheSkeletonMan939
11-06-2016, 12:23 PM
Oh come on. You can barely hear what he's saying.

All I hear is, "By the way... humina humina humina Ashley. You're a good looking girl."

PApagreg
11-06-2016, 12:33 PM
Well he was creepy but I don't know if he actually said "I'm horny" so jury's still out on that one.

snake
11-06-2016, 12:42 PM
Oh come on. You can barely hear what he's saying.

All I hear is, "By the way... humina humina humina Ashley. You're a good looking girl."

If you put in headphones you can hear it pretty well. It's hard without them. Either way it's f*cking creepy lol

TheSkeletonMan939
11-06-2016, 12:44 PM
Still not hearing it. But Biden's a creepy guy in general, so no matter what he said the girl probably wished she were far away.

PApagreg
11-06-2016, 12:48 PM
If you put in headphones you can hear it pretty well. It's hard without them. Either way it's f*cking creepy lol

I used earphones and I'm still not hearing anything

Autbot_Benz
11-06-2016, 12:51 PM
Trump is still worse when it comes to underage girls. Hell he would date his daughter if she wasn't hers

PApagreg
11-06-2016, 12:53 PM
Trump is still worse when it comes to underage girls. Hell he would date his daughter if she wasn't hers

Well Trump's daughter isn't underage and she is attractive(still a creepyass statement)

snake
11-06-2016, 01:18 PM
Still not hearing it. But Biden's a creepy guy in general, so no matter what he said the girl probably wished she were far away.

The fake smiles that the family has on crack me up honestly.

"Yeah slide her in right there"

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
11-06-2016, 02:01 PM
Joe Biden is an awesome source of memes. So many good memes.

snake
11-06-2016, 02:04 PM
Joe Biden is an awesome source of memes. So many good memes.

Very true

https://pics.onsizzle.com/i-want-a-lover-to-look-at-me-the-way-3455549.png

plastroncafe
11-06-2016, 02:08 PM
I, for one, sleep better knowing we've been blessed by Joe Biden from Space:
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CyberCubed
11-06-2016, 04:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LRlknxa.gif

Klunk1234
12-12-2016, 04:33 PM
And Biden pretends to be our president in 2020... I hope not. He looks like being drunk all the time.

ProactiveMan
12-12-2016, 09:40 PM
I don’t know anything about Joe Biden, but I recognise him from a great documentary called Bigger, Stronger, Faster. There is a segment where it touches on the ‘steroids in baseball’ controversy – cut to a clip of Joe Biden declaring that he’s angry “in his gut” at these athletes because they were the type of guys in high school who, in his words, would have taken him out; “not because they have more god given talent, but because they enhanced with artificial means”. Lol!

That cracked me up because aside from the tortured phrasing of “enhanced with artificial means”, I realised that in this guy’s little pea brain, he thought he was a better athlete than Mark Maguire and Barry Bonds, for the want of some anabolic steroids. So if he juiced his wrinkly old ass he’d be out there breaking home run records, rather than holding expensive congressional hearings about baseball during Gulf War II.

plastroncafe
12-12-2016, 09:45 PM
In his defense, Baseball has Congressional oversight for anti-trust reasons.
Blame the cheaters...I mean juicers for the meetings, not Congress.

Though considering some of the side-effects of using anabolic androgenic steroids, it's kind of great you used "pea-sized" as a point of comparison...

ProactiveMan
12-13-2016, 01:07 AM
In his defense, Baseball has Congressional oversight for anti-trust reasons.
Blame the cheaters...I mean juicers for the meetings, not Congress.

Holy crap really? That's interesting - you guys take that national pastime stuff pretty seriously. They did mentioned in the documentary that in that particular year, congress spent more time talking about baseball cheats than the war.

Though considering some of the side-effects of using anabolic androgenic steroids, it's kind of great you used "pea-sized" as a point of comparison...

Hahaha! Well in that case, maybe his brain will grow back when he quits politics.

plastroncafe
12-13-2016, 09:46 AM
We're supposed to have laws and regulations in place to keep people from having a monopoly. Since Major League Baseball is the only major league baseball in the country, they have government oversight.

I think the same situation is in place for the NFL and hockey.

And no, testicles don't regain their size after steroid abuse. All of those morphological changes are pretty much permanent.
Kind of explains why the juicers are all so angry.

ProactiveMan
12-13-2016, 10:38 PM
And no, testicles don't regain their size after steroid abuse. All of those morphological changes are pretty much permanent.
Kind of explains why the juicers are all so angry.

Dunno about that - I think they do for the most part, depending on factors like age, health, and the period of use. I'm not a doctor however - just closely related to one.

plastroncafe
12-13-2016, 10:42 PM
As of last year Men's Fitness says the jury is still out:
http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/supplements/heres-what-steroids-actually-do-your-body

RUMOR: A guy’s testicles will go back to normal as soon as he stops taking steroids.

FALSE. Even after a guy stops taking anabolic steroids, his body will need time to ramp back up to its normal production of its own testosterone. “It’s a general rule of thumb that the higher the dose, and the longer the use of medication, the longer you can have suppression of the gonads,” Weinerman says. “It’s not fully clear if, or how often, it’s permanent in men. But I have seen patients with seriously or severely low testosterone for two years after stopping anabolic steroids.”

In some cases, Weinerman says, guys “can have long-lasting fertility and sexual dysfunction problems” as a result of steroid use.

Dr. Stuart Weinerman, M.D., an endocrinologist at North Shore–LIJ Health System in New York.


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the things I look up for this site...

CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
12-13-2016, 10:49 PM
PC learns about our jumblies so that we don't have to. Not the hero we deserved... the hero we needed.

plastroncafe
12-13-2016, 11:04 PM
I'm still cackling that a dude with the last name Weinerman went into endocrinology. That's like Victor Fries and Edward Nygma levels of naming.

Well done sir!

ProactiveMan
12-14-2016, 03:23 AM
As of last year Men's Fitness says the jury is still out:
http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/supplements/heres-what-steroids-actually-do-your-body

Dr. Stuart Weinerman, M.D., an endocrinologist at North Shore–LIJ Health System in New York.
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the things I look up for this site...

Makes sense. Short of a bag of gear and some callipers, I guess I'll never know for sure.

Good work by the way. I had a look on my lunch break, but all I could find were posts by bodybuilders trying to reassure each other. If my boss ask why 'testicular atrophy' appears in my search history so many times, I'll blame the cheap office chair they gave me.