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*pops in* I think we need an new "Newly Released Fics" thread.
To start things off, I'm announcing my newest fic, The Ninja Turtle Hunter.
http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/nthunter.htm
Loolaa
07-20-2002, 01:53 AM
Gah! Not another fic to read!!! Looking forward to reading it! ... when I find time... :cry:
Skeletoncrew
07-20-2002, 02:23 AM
Yay! That was an unexpected delight Kali! I accidentally woke someone up laughing! I especially loved the initial encounter with Mike!
azure turtle
07-20-2002, 02:26 PM
Eep! You already finished this fic?? Argh...I've gotta do some reading tonight.
Nunchucker
07-21-2002, 01:08 PM
Crikey! Cracking fic you've got there mate :D
azure turtle
07-21-2002, 09:29 PM
Nun!!
*glomps Nun*
Oy dudette, it's been ages since I've seen you last! I hope everything's going well with you. :D
Nunchucker
07-22-2002, 02:01 AM
Glomps Nun??!!
I'm okies, just been busy enjoying some of the rare sunny days we get over here. I have also been rushed off my feet with Ana. She has had the chicken pox, german measles and impetigo all one after the other.
But never fear! I am never far away
azure turtle
07-22-2002, 02:32 AM
*blushes crimson*
Err...sorry about the glomping. I'm just so happy to see you again! :D
Poor Ana...sounds like she's run into some bad luck. I can't believe she got all of those in a row! :( I hope she's doing a lot better. It's terrible being sick.
azure turtle
07-24-2002, 09:17 PM
*wanders back in*
I put up the first chapter to Out Of The Blue early this morning...if anyone reads it, I hope you like it. ;)
Of course I liked it, Azure, and I'm looking forward to more. :)
Well, I finally got around to it, I got the first chapter of Pleasant Dreams, Waking Nightmare up! Of course, I have to warn you all that this story is rated NC-17 and has sexual content, so is meant for adult/mature readers. For that reason, I'm not directly linking to it, but you can find the link on the main page of my site:
http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle
Ozirron
07-30-2002, 04:57 PM
I see that Kali finished next of her many stories. I read some of them and I liked it.
I want to say, that I finished next Chapter of my own fanfic story, so if you are interesting so visit http://www.geocities.com/ozirron/turtles.html
But it is only for adult readers.
azure turtle
07-30-2002, 05:32 PM
Thanks, Kali! :D
Ooh, so you finally put up the very first chapter of Pleasant Dreams, Walking Nightmare... I'm intrigued, so I think I'll read it later tonight.
*blinks*
Hey, we've got someone new at the Technodrome! Hi, Ozirron! Welcome to these wonderful and wacky forums! I hope you enjoy your stay.
*gives Ozirron a mango of welcome*
So you're a writer too? Coolness! I guess I've got lots of reading to do tonight. ;)
Ozirron
07-31-2002, 11:02 AM
Hi azure turtle,
Tnaks for *a mango of welcome* :) It is very nice from you.
You are right, that here are very interesting and cool forums.
;)
HorseTechie
07-31-2002, 03:08 PM
Yeah, hi! :D
Ut-oh.. it's that time of month again! :oops: Yep, time to update the Fic Archive. (hopefully by this weekend)
azure turtle
07-31-2002, 10:50 PM
No prob, Ozirron! :)
Poor HT... Looks like she's got her hands full with the recent flood of new fics and writers. ;)
HorseTechie
08-01-2002, 11:14 AM
...and websites to design and Perl scripts to decipher, not to mention the pressure that school will be starting up in a coupla weeks. *sai*
azure turtle
08-01-2002, 02:54 PM
Bummer... :(
Don't worry, HT! We'll be here if you need to take a break! ;)
HorseTechie
08-02-2002, 02:44 PM
Man.. I still keep on forgetting to read those prior mentioned fic. But I don't want to read NC-17 stuff at work. Then I run outt time when I'm at home. Hopefully by this weekend!
Oh, I finally swung by the FF.net again, first time in a looong time! HAs anyone read the fics by a new gal who goes by Raphielle? I was in tears yesterday when reading through her movie blooper entries. :P Haven't read the rest of her stuff, but those were crass enough.
Riph Raph
08-02-2002, 04:12 PM
*raises hand* I've been reading Raphielle's fics (& trying to keep up with them!). There's been some really great new fics showing up ^_^
Now, if I could just get my butt in gear & type more often, maybe I could actually be known as a writer & maybe even have people read my fics! LoL!
Anywho, here's my shameless(/-ful?) plug: Chapters One & Two of "When You Leave That Way..." are up. It's the sequel/prequel to "Unconditional Love". So far, I've written about 6 chapters & it's taken quite the twist in plot.
Maybe I'll do some typing in between booms of thunder... :o
http://lauren.50g.com/tmnt/fic/adalida/index.html
Anonymous
08-03-2002, 11:55 PM
Yeah I've been bad with fic reading lately but as of the last week I think it was a girl called Kelly who's fics are hosted on Dawn's site, I really enjoyed them, they're short and have a point which I like in a fic. I myself have been 'working out' with reading tips on better fan fiction writing for Alpha Source. I'm still writing Raph aren't I HT?
Tinselcat
08-06-2002, 07:46 AM
Alright, Midnight Snacks is finally finished. It's not posted yet, as i've been busy, but it'll be up this evening, or even afternoon, both at ff.net and tcplanet.technodrome.com. for those of you who've read it (i expect not many... :goofygri: ) i posed a question for the readers at the end that i'd really like input on, concerning my next fic, just an f.y.i.
HorseTechie
08-06-2002, 10:00 AM
Yeah I've been bad with fic reading lately but as of the last week I think it was a girl called Kelly who's fics are hosted on Dawn's site, I really enjoyed them, they're short and have a point which I like in a fic. I myself have been 'working out' with reading tips on better fan fiction writing for Alpha Source. I'm still writing Raph aren't I HT?
Yeppers... you are Amanda.. If you promise to stick aorund! Hrmm.. I still have to sketch out a chart on who's wrtiing when and what yet. :P
azure turtle
08-06-2002, 11:14 PM
Heh... Well, I'll be around whenever the revival is supposed to take place. Just let me know, and I'll be there. :tgrin:
Tinselcat
08-09-2002, 01:44 PM
midnight snacks chapter 5 is finished and up!! reviews are more than welcome!
*waves her NEW FIC flag* Okay, it's not the next chapter of PDWN but it's something I've had in storage awhile. I mentioned to Azure that I had an old "Creation of the Ooze" fic lying around and he persuaded me to finish it up. So here it is: The Secret of the Ooze:
www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/oozecreation.htm
Ooh, I did read the last chapter of Midnight Snacks at FF.net, but the format was hard to read. Maybe I'll have better luck on your site.
HorseTechie
08-09-2002, 04:15 PM
You were there...
You were there the night the edge was blurred.
You were there...
You were there when Raphael and Absaraka first met, live, in the flesh.
You were there...
You were there for one very high-stakes game of cards.
You were there...
You were there when you learned just how dangerous crossing an edge could be.
You were there...
You were there when two very interesting young ladies suddenly changed everything you thought you knew.
Now...Be there!
Be there as you learn some of Rachel's secrets.
Be there as laughter resounds.
Be there as time runs out.
Be there...when it ends.
BLURRED EDGES CHAPTER 20
COMING AUGUST 14, 2002
...the Messenger has spoken! (Raka told me to post this!) :P
Sweet! *is jittery with anticipation*
HorseTechie
08-14-2002, 02:27 PM
FYI... Chapter 20 of Blurred edge is up now.
http://www.turtlequest.com/raka.html
Skeletoncrew
08-20-2002, 12:43 AM
Well, after a fairly long dry spell, I have managed to write something once more. http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=923633
Its just another humorous little short story, this one centering around Splinter. (I do like putting him in unexpected situations.) I have rated it R, although this half really isn't that dirty. The second half will contain some language.
Now, go! Read! Review! Read my other stories (if you haven't already)! Review them! :D
Riph Raph
08-20-2002, 07:11 PM
Well, after a fairly long dry spell, I have managed to write something once more. http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=923633
*snippy*
Read this this morning, SC, & I loved it! Poor Splinter's just not having a very good evening *snicker*
*plug* for those of you familiar with feather's fics (the Galatea series) I uploaded them on my site & am currently working on my own fic in her series.
http://lauren.50g.com/tmnt/index.html
And I've got about 4 other fics in the works that I have teasers up for, so... yeah, I'll get around to those soon */plug* :roll:
enigma-1
08-20-2002, 07:21 PM
*sighs* I seriously need to update my stuff.
HorseTechie
08-22-2002, 11:00 AM
ditto... :(
Would you believe I still hadn't gotten around to updating the fic archive?
enigma-1
08-22-2002, 01:18 PM
Yippee! I finally got chapter 8 for Journey's End up!
Vespera Blaze
08-22-2002, 02:28 PM
Chapter five for Brothers in Arms is posted at FF.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=858027
Cjd3458
08-22-2002, 03:28 PM
Has anyone wrote a fanfic about being a member of the foot clan? Like something about a regular teenager joining the foot and ends up doing stuff and faces the turtles or something like that. :goofygri:
HorseTechie
08-23-2002, 08:12 AM
I hadn't, but I have heard of some fics like that. Ergh... I can't remeber which ones at the moment, but I'll letcha know when they come to me.
Oh, and Azure's newest fic on his alter ego, Frost, does fall in that category. :wink:
Little_Ebony_Filly
08-23-2002, 07:39 PM
i'm way soooooooooooooooo slow but that was gooded i liked it
azure turtle
08-24-2002, 01:25 AM
I hadn't, but I have heard of some fics like that. Ergh... I can't remeber which ones at the moment, but I'll letcha know when they come to me.
Oh, and Azure's newest fic on his alter ego, Frost, does fall in that category. :wink:
Woah, thanks for the plug, HT! But I don't think my fic is what Cjd was looking for... :goofygri:
Don't worry about the fanfic archive. You've been really busy the past few weeks... Besides, August isn't over yet, so take your time. ;)
HorseTechie
08-24-2002, 08:47 AM
Well, yeah, Frost isn't a Foot, but he is working for Shredder to get the Turtles. That sorta still has the same theme, no...?
Machias Banshee
08-25-2002, 10:17 PM
if Frost and his soldiers get nervous before battle, do they get 'cold feet'?
*flees from bappage*
azure turtle
08-25-2002, 11:35 PM
*chases after Machias*
Hmph!! :razz:
Well, yeah, Frost isn't a Foot, but he is working for Shredder to get the Turtles. That sorta still has the same theme, no...?
Err... Well, out of the trio of terror, Frost is the only member of the Foot. Kimara and Tenryu are the hired guns. Frost is along for the ride since he was recently promoted to "elite" status while training with the Japanese branch, and Shredder was impressed by the reports sent to him by Boko. Uhh... I really shouldn't be saying any more. :goofygri:
HorseTechie
08-26-2002, 10:27 AM
ooo.... very interesting! *wants to hear more!* :P
And yet I wonder, does Frost like to nip at the toes of the Foot?
azure turtle
08-26-2002, 04:16 PM
ooo.... very interesting! *wants to hear more!* :PI'm still working on chapter 3... I just haven't been feeling motivated to write as of late. I tend to write better when I should be focusing on other things, like homework. :razz:
And yet I wonder, does Frost like to nip at the toes of the Foot?
:???: Are you hinting at something, HT??
I'm still working on chapter 3... I just haven't been feeling motivated to write as of late. I tend to write better when I should be focusing on other things, like homework. :razz: Me too, but lately I don't have much else to work on other than my writing.
And yet I wonder, does Frost like to nip at the toes of the Foot?
:???: Are you hinting at something, HT??*snicker*
enigma-1
08-26-2002, 07:24 PM
Looks like we have a writer's block epidemic going on.
HorseTechie
08-27-2002, 11:22 AM
And yet I wonder, does Frost like to nip at the toes of the Foot?
:???: Are you hinting at something, HT??
ehhh... not really. :wink: Just making another punnish joke, like from that Christmas song where Jack Forst nips at your toes, etc. :D
Kameko
08-29-2002, 08:13 AM
Coming September 2002 from
Through The Manhole Productions
You've seen pictures of her, but you know little about her. In the up-coming three-part series, you will meet Hamato Hoshiko, the first of a new generation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
From "Uncle Raph":
... Donatello gave him a strange look. He seemed to be taking this awfully well. Oh, well, he'd worry about it in the morning. "Whatever. Goodnight Raph."
"'Night, Don." Raphael started towards his room, fighting to keep his emotions in check. As much as is pained him, he knew the secret he kept locked away could never be let out.
It was a big secret, one that he had been keeping since before Hoshi had been born. It was a secret that could destroy his family.
For that reason, he could never reveal it.
Ever.
From "The Secret":
[April] reached up to give him a friendly peck on the cheek, but at the same time, Raphael turned his head to face her and protest the 'cute little mutant' comment. Consequently, she ended up kissing him full on the mouth, suprising them both...
...The movie credits scrolled up the TV screen, completely forgotten.
From "Forever Changed":
Hoshi pulled herself back to her feet, straining her ears for any chance that Splinter had been awoken by the crash of falling boxes. Nothing.
She sighed and bent down to start cleaning up. As she reached for one of the smaller boxes to replace it's contents, her hand brushed against a small red leather-bound book. It's brass lock was tarnished, but unlocked.
Sitting cross-legged in the middle of the mess, she carefully opened the old book and read the inscription on the first page: "Property of April O'Neil". Mom...
Intrigued, she turned to a random page and started to read.
"I never would have thought I would have a relationship with any of the turtles, let alone Raphael. But I truly love him, strange as that seems..."
Hoshiko continued, stunned, but unable to stop reading. She couldn't believe it. Uncle Raph had been ... intimate with her mom? And barely a month before she and her dad had started dating? Then that meant that... Uncle Raph could be... her father...
Hoshi felt sick, and the room started spinning. She stuttered, barely managing a whisper, "But... Raph can't be... He just CAN'T!" She shouted, trying to stand up. She only made it halfway before her world abruptly went black.
Ooh, more fics to look forward to.
I myself just barely managed to finish up the second chapter of Pleasant Dreams, Waking Nightmare, although I'm not 100% pleased with it. It's only up at FF.net at the moment, I don't have time to update my site 'till Tuesday.
Skeletoncrew
09-01-2002, 09:46 PM
Kali, that chapter was just far too short! :) Where's Azure and his katana? Oh wait, I owe the world a few updates too...never mind. I'm afraid I don't foresee new chapters for Relaxation or Moonlight in the near future, though I do have the second half of Relaxation partially written.
azure turtle
09-01-2002, 11:21 PM
LOL!! I see Roger has found his way into your avatar space, SC. ;) Kali's newest chapter was too short?? Hmm... I must go read this. I've been waiting for the second chapter for a while.
*looks at SC*
That's right!! You haven't updated in a long while! :razz:
Skeletoncrew
09-02-2002, 06:41 AM
(You can't tell in the picture, but he's actually looking at my story notebooks and chapter 1 of Relaxation. Roger the editor. Blame him for my typos!)
I am taking my notebooks with me, maybe I'll be plotting scenes during the 16 hours of driving I'll be doing in a couple days. I gotta work out the whole, "I just saw April and Splinter..." scene. :evilgrin:
Kali, that chapter was just far too short! :)
Too short? Hmph! :P
I know it probably was, and as I've said (kinda) I may add more to it in the future. People were bugging me, so I put out what I had. It's difficult though, I have to do four (well, four and a half) lemon-type scenes within the story and try not to make them repetitive, and all of that with no personal experience to draw from.
I'm sure the up and coming Fan Fic Awards will kick me into high gear.
azure turtle
09-02-2002, 05:58 PM
I haven't gotten to read the new chapter yet, but it sounds quite interesting. :evilgrin:
Hmm... The fanfic awards oughta be fun. And don't forget that the fanart awards are just around the corner, too! :anime:
enigma-1
09-02-2002, 07:22 PM
Finally! I think I can finally say I've got ch. 8 for 'Journey's End' completely revised. Ugh. I hate writer's block.
Kameko
09-03-2002, 07:37 AM
Aren't you guys just ever so much proud of me? :roll: I actually have some new stories almost up!
Skeletoncrew
09-03-2002, 09:38 AM
I'm proud of you! And envious of the oh-so-dramatic teaser you posted! :)
Kameko
09-03-2002, 02:51 PM
Why Thankee-you! :P BTW, Love the Avatar, SC!
Skeletoncrew
09-03-2002, 07:37 PM
Thanks! If you haven't already visited it, check out my new website! (Link in signature.)
HorseTechie
09-04-2002, 10:34 AM
*lol* oo.. there's a wicked site for yah!
Are those pics ont eh side ones you took in Italy, or different?
Tinselcat
09-04-2002, 06:47 PM
greetings, peers. the only reason i'm able to post right now is because i'm on my roomate's computer, so, as you can gather, i can't wait to get my new one. anyway, the teaster for my next fic, a horror story involving raph and a succubus, is up. angelo will be returnign, but in a more minor role. however, there will be more development concerning his relationship with donnie. don't freak though, heavy slash will not be present in this fic. there'll be some minor slash (hugging, kissing, that stuff) but nothing that i wouldn't consider your average fan able to handle (unless your too young to read scenes involving m/f sex) the story is called midnightmares (i think i've got a theme going here). it's just a teaser at the moment, but i would still appreciate reviews, as ever! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Kameko
09-05-2002, 08:09 AM
:) Very cool new site, SC!
azure turtle
09-05-2002, 12:40 PM
Hmm... It seems like there are more fics for me to read over.
Machias Banshee
09-05-2002, 04:17 PM
who hosts the fanfic awards, just out of curiosity?
Usually it's Dawnatello, but this year it's GreenWillow, over at Behind the Masks. Check the new thread for the Awards announcement.
Machias Banshee
09-06-2002, 08:13 AM
This is going to be fun...I've never seen the fanfic award hype before. I'd hkeard of it, but i'd never really encountered it...
I'm just glad to say that the first two prologues and maybe the first chapter of my story will be going up today..
Sweet! I've been looking forward to new stuff from you.
Machias Banshee
09-06-2002, 08:28 AM
new stories, And new pics! I'm gonna hook up my sweet new scanner and get my new portraits and such up Asap... :thyper:
Nunchucker
09-06-2002, 01:18 PM
:o Update :o Update :o
I have finally after months of evil block managed to up date my fic The Scariest Place On Earth? I hope to be on a roll soon, although I can't seem to get in the right mood to write comedy at the moment
Machias Banshee
09-06-2002, 01:24 PM
see below... :D
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Machias Banshee
09-06-2002, 08:43 PM
*FANFARE*
I am now proud to present the first of a long line of chapters of my story, "Deadly InGen-uity"
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954690
Read, and let me know what you think in your reviews (that i'd greatly appreciate).
I know the dialogue isnt organized correctly, but thats how the site put it up...
Machias Banshee
09-08-2002, 03:01 PM
Man, this is my third post in a row....I'll condense later...
*Ahem*
Chapter two of Deadly InGen-uity is up for reading!
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954690&chapter=2
I got a lil' chem to do, but then, I'll work on my Raph fic. If you got suggestions, cough 'em up! :)
HorseTechie
09-09-2002, 09:31 AM
What Raph fic? What kind of Suggestions? (yes, it's been a looong summer). :P
Machias Banshee
09-09-2002, 01:14 PM
No place to call home! that's my raph fic...
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=759274
I had actually planned on doing a flashback bit, but i'm wondering now if i should have it happen present day, and have people give ideas of what kinds of torture to do to Raph...I'll follow the same plot, but different events to make Raph's time out more 'enjoyable'.... :evilgrin:
Kameko
09-09-2002, 01:15 PM
*rides into thread on the back of a giant frog* ((Don't ask, I'm in a good mood. :roll: )) Yeee-haaa!!!! *jumps off frog*
Check it out, guys! :o First part of the Hoshiko saga, Uncle Raph (http://www.geocities.com/puckworld_or_bust/tmnt/library/unclraph.html) , is now up! Why are you still here? Go read! (I apologize for my pushiness, but I finally got a new fic up! Whoo-Hooo!!!) :lol:
Machias Banshee
09-09-2002, 07:23 PM
ah, yes, its me again...
Ahem...
:tparty: :tparty: CHAPTER THREE IS NOW UP FOR YOUR VIEWING AND NOMINATING PLEASURE! :tparty: :tparty:
Happy reading, and LET. ME. KNOW. WHAT. YOU. THINK!
Kameko
09-10-2002, 07:49 AM
CHAPTER THREE IS NOW UP FOR YOUR VIEWING AND NOMINATING
Gee, you're not trying to tell us something, are you, Machias? :P
Storm Wolf
09-10-2002, 08:35 AM
Ok stupid question. :toops: How exactly do I submit my fanfic? :toops: I'm a little new at this but i've decide to join in the fun!
Nunchucker
09-10-2002, 09:02 AM
The easiest way is to start of at
http://www.fanfiction.net
It is free to join and gives other fans a chance to review your stories. All you need is an e-mail address and a password.
Then, if your feeling adventurous, you could set up your own web site. Which as I found out is a lot easier then it sounds.
Kameko
09-10-2002, 09:11 AM
And of course, with your own site, you don't have to worry about those dang pop-ups they have at ff.net. They're bad enough that I stopped going there to post my work. It's ridiculous!
Machias Banshee
09-10-2002, 09:19 AM
CHAPTER THREE IS NOW UP FOR YOUR VIEWING AND NOMINATING
Gee, you're not trying to tell us something, are you, Machias? :P
:P
Nunchucker
09-10-2002, 12:46 PM
Another update? Yes, yes the rumours are true. Nothing like the fanfiction awards to get the creative juices flowing. Chapter seven of Scariest Place On Earth? is up on FF.net with Chapter eight well on the way to completion.
I will update my site later, but I am feeling really ill :dead: *Gets out violin*
Skeletoncrew
09-10-2002, 01:47 PM
Wow! Lots of updates and so little time to read!
Hey Machias, nice and subtle there! :lol:
Tinselcat
09-10-2002, 02:33 PM
ooooh, more scariest place on earth, gotta go read it! *dashes out. several seconds pass. dashes back in* er, yeah, almost forgot, chapters 2 and 3 of midnightmares are up. reviews are encouraged. don't let machias kill me. *dashes back out*
Vespera Blaze
09-10-2002, 03:20 PM
Lots and lots of fun! All sorts of new things to read all over the place, I'm thinking I like this award type stuff.
Speaking of which.... (there, was that subtle enough?)
I've got a new extremely short silly fic out at http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=961139 called Death From Above. Not as nasty as it sounds. Honest
As for Brothers In Arms, its nearly done, just in the editing process. Woo hoo!
Machias Banshee
09-10-2002, 04:34 PM
ooooh, more scariest place on earth, gotta go read it! *dashes out. several seconds pass. dashes back in* er, yeah, almost forgot, chapters 2 and 3 of midnightmares are up. reviews are encouraged. don't let machias kill me. *dashes back out*
*hides the pitchfork behind her back*
Why's everyone lookin' at me???
Heh, dont worry, TC, if i like your chapters (which most likely i will), then you can live to see another chapter... :D
Wow! Lots of updates and so little time to read!
Hey Machias, nice and subtle there! :lol:
Hey, I think everyone should do a lil' promoting of their fics, so people remember them, like Azure's origin story, Boy's night out, Ninja Turtle Hunter, Popcorn, Death by Boredom, Scar, all those stories ore really good!
Skeletoncrew
09-10-2002, 05:08 PM
What?
<---Isn't my nude photo of Roger editting "Relaxation" enough?
Machias Banshee
09-10-2002, 05:11 PM
ah, so HE'S the one with the dirty mind--er, skull.... :tconfuse:
Skeletoncrew
09-10-2002, 05:21 PM
He's only my editor. I take full blame for removing articles of Splinter's clothing.
Machias Banshee
09-10-2002, 05:42 PM
why am i not surprised? ;)
Now if you really wanted to put someone in an awkward spot, you could ask them to DRAW something from the first chapter...
azure turtle
09-10-2002, 09:28 PM
And of course, with your own site, you don't have to worry about those dang pop-ups they have at ff.net. They're bad enough that I stopped going there to post my work. It's ridiculous!
All you have to do is turn on the ad-blocker and ta da! No more annoying pop up ads or giant banners. That's the first thing I do once I get to FF.net.
*looks at all the previous posts*
Argh! There are too many updates! I think I'm going to faint...
Storm Wolf
09-11-2002, 08:30 AM
The easiest way is to start of at
http://www.fanfiction.net
It is free to join and gives other fans a chance to review your stories. All you need is an e-mail address and a password.
Then, if your feeling adventurous, you could set up your own web site. Which as I found out is a lot easier then it sounds.
Thanks....I'll check it out I'll have chapter one of my first fanfic coming out real soon.....so ya'll be sure to keep an eye out for it!
Skeletoncrew
09-11-2002, 02:42 PM
why am i not surprised? ;)
Now if you really wanted to put someone in an awkward spot, you could ask them to DRAW something from the first chapter...
Mmm...I wouldn't mind seeing a nice buff Splinter with nothing but a towel around his waist.
Machias Banshee
09-11-2002, 07:18 PM
I would say the same, but the way you've poisoned my Patriarchal view of Splinter, I am saying no more, for fear of deathly embarassment... :goofygri: :tsweatdr: :embarass: :tanime: :sweatdro: :toops:
Skeletoncrew
09-11-2002, 07:26 PM
Hey, Splinter is head of the household. He's the alpha male. Alpha male should get the girls.
enigma-1
09-11-2002, 07:28 PM
SC has a point on that.
Machias Banshee
09-11-2002, 07:43 PM
True, I cant argue on that one...well, if they show him to be as good-looking as he really is, I.E. -->
http://www.thetechnodrome.com/comics/archie/tmnt_adventures_60.jpg
or...
http://www.thetechnodrome.com/comics/archie/tmnt_adventures_31.jpg
OR... *wipes drool off chin*
http://www.geocities.com/tmnt_101/tmnt_comic027/027-april01.html
Mmmmmm............yeah.
Kameko
09-12-2002, 08:41 AM
:sweatdro:
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 08:45 AM
:toops: sorry.... :embarass:
Kameko
09-12-2002, 09:01 AM
:lol:
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 09:03 AM
I cant help it, I saw him as a father figure, now SC's got me thinkin of George Michael's "Father Figure"! I love that last pic the most. He has such a handsome face, and as SC would say, has a build that would Make a KC Model go into the Monastaries...
Kameko
09-12-2002, 09:07 AM
um, speaking as a fan, and not as his 'daughter', yeah, I guess he's not too bad looking... :goofygri:
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 09:10 AM
Man, I feel Totally awkward now...
*curls up in the corner*
Kameko
09-12-2002, 09:12 AM
*pats Machias on the shoulder* s'ok, you're not alone... :toops:
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 09:14 AM
I'm so glad he doesnt read these threads, I'd die from embarassment...
Kameko
09-12-2002, 09:18 AM
You think YOU'D die?
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 09:20 AM
Well, I'm sure he knows that he has quite a number of fans himself, he just doesnt go around flaunting it, like SOME turtles do....
mike/Raph: WHAT?!
see what i mean?
Kameko
09-12-2002, 09:22 AM
:lol:
Nunchucker
09-12-2002, 12:44 PM
*Blows a trumpet fanfare through a cardboard tube*
Chapter eight of Scariest Place On Earth? is up and ready for your reading pleasure
Kameko
09-12-2002, 12:50 PM
:thyper:
Tinselcat
09-12-2002, 03:37 PM
nun, i already posted this at ff.net, but i'll just say it again for good measure: MOOORE!
oh, and i looooove the pictures of sexy splinter. yeah, i just called a mutant rat who's probably in his 50s sexy... that is so weird...
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 03:50 PM
:lol: join the club...at least you hadnt originally seen him as your second 'father'...I'm totally scarred now. :goofygri:
Skeletoncrew
09-12-2002, 04:22 PM
What can I say? Corrupting the youth of America is my speciality!
And on that note...
Chapter two of Relaxation is up at fanfiction.net! :evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 04:25 PM
*Does happy hoppy dance!*
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh! Yay!
Oh, BTW, SC, did you hear what FF.net's doing? They're getting rid of several sections, including all NC-17 stories.
Skeletoncrew
09-12-2002, 04:30 PM
WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! I hadn't heard that!!!
Mistress Renet's isn't back up yet is it?
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 04:35 PM
why they getting rid of them?
Skeletoncrew
09-12-2002, 04:39 PM
Apparently they're evil. :(
Guess this means I'll have to resume work on Skeletoncrew's Vault.
Vespera Blaze
09-12-2002, 05:00 PM
yeah, I just finished reading that at ff.net. poop.
People were complaining about them? Um...wasn't that the whole point behind them being rated NC-17 so that if you couldn't handle mature subject matter, you knew not to read it?
Kameko
09-12-2002, 05:02 PM
Ooh! Yay!
Oh, BTW, SC, did you hear what FF.net's doing? They're getting rid of several sections, including all NC-17 stories.
You gotta be kidding me!
Skeletoncrew
09-12-2002, 06:00 PM
I'm going to e-mail and register my disappointment to them. The best looking e-mail address I can find for that purpose is support@fanfiction.net Its their "general help" address.
*sigh* I do NOT want the internet to be rated PG-13 just because some people can't handle it.
Kameko
09-12-2002, 06:02 PM
I know, it's not fair to the rest of us!
Skeletoncrew
09-12-2002, 06:15 PM
BTW, Fanfiction.net is taking forever to update, so here's the link to my new chapter: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=923633&chapter=2
If I could, I'd have boosted the rating to NC-17, since I think it may qualify. But I can't, so be aware that there is adult language!
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 07:31 PM
Oh jeezum, Splinter's gonna have a lot of fun with this, i guarantee... :evilgrin:
Oh, man, I can't wait to see how that evolves...
As for the NC-17 thing, it does bite. Mistress Renet's site isn't up yet, but Dark Obscurity is. *shakes her head* They're probably taking the rating away for the same reason they're taking the other catagories away, people are abusing it. I hate that, stupid people ruining something for the rest of us.
Do you think I could get away with rating PDWN down to R?
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 08:10 PM
Some mom probly caught her kid reading them, and nagged the heck out of them...
PDWN...Maybe. you'll probly have to tone it down a lil'... *shrugs*
*smirks* I don't have anything overly graphic in there to begin with. At least, I don't think I do.
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 08:27 PM
You should be fine then. I'm sure people will just change the rating from NC-17 to R, anyways...
azure turtle
09-12-2002, 11:01 PM
A shame that they're getting rid of that NC-17 rating... I had a gnarly fight scene all schemed up, and now I'll have to tone it down a bit so it can fit under R.
Ooh, new chapter to Relaxation? I've gotta find some time to read that... heh heh.
Machias Banshee
09-12-2002, 11:05 PM
*snicker* Its good... *snert* :D
Nunchucker
09-13-2002, 02:07 AM
yeah, I just finished reading that at ff.net. poop.
People were complaining about them? Um...wasn't that the whole point behind them being rated NC-17 so that if you couldn't handle mature subject matter, you knew not to read it?
Here, here! I am of the opinion that, and please correct me if I am wrong here, but if you're offended in anyway by these stories, then don't read them?
As one of my little notes states, Warning: This chapter contains language, which some readers may find objectionable. They can F?!* off and read something else.
Grrrrrr
HorseTechie
09-13-2002, 08:26 AM
As for the NC-17 thing, it does bite. Mistress Renet's site isn't up yet, but Dark Obscurity is. *shakes her head* They're probably taking the rating away for the same reason they're taking the other catagories away, people are abusing it. I hate that, stupid people ruining something for the rest of us.
Do you think I could get away with rating PDWN down to R?
Well... I can see why they are doing away with the NC-17 entries. It seems like amny authors in LotR, Harry Potter, Star Wars, A-Team, uhm... well any wildly popular fandom with many m/m and f/m porno possiblities are going a little too overboard with it. So much so that it seems like therye aren't any non NC-17 stories being written.
Or that people are abusing it. I read one NC-17 example, where he was just using lots of profanity int he fic. No sex. Or another was really gory. So it's hard to tell what to expect sometimes (when people don't think NC-17 as just for erotica)
But I think you could get away with an R rating, as long as you mention it'll have soft sex with a good plot. No hardcore porno type of things. :wink:
Oh.. and Dawn sez she's going to revamping her TMNT webpage and get back into the swing of things. So hopefully she can start taking submissions for Mistress Renet's section when she's ready for them. And for any Harry Potter Sirius fans out there, Dawn is hosting those sort of fics on her HP site too. Looks the the best shot now for website NC-17 TMNT writers, is the Dark Obsecurites page. But it has to pass the approval of MikeyQM before it gets posted there too.
Skeletoncrew
09-13-2002, 12:21 PM
*snicker* Its good... *snert* :D
The punctuation seems to have gotten a little screwed up in translation though. I'm going to try to fix it today. I used "..." at the end of sentences that were cut off, and for some reason they all got changed to "."
Kali, I think PDWN could easily be an R. You know, I keep thinking about what qualifies as an R in movies, they allow a lot.
Where is Dark Obscurities?
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 12:32 PM
Yeah, ff.net seems to be having some problems with their punctuation. the '...', as well as the dialogue...
HorseTechie
09-13-2002, 01:43 PM
hrmm.. *goes spleunking through Mikey's site* Ahh.. here it is...
http://www.mikeystmnt.com/obscure
Unfortuantly, it's so obscure there's not much on there. :roll:
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 01:50 PM
there wasnt anything! :(
Nunchucker
09-13-2002, 03:10 PM
***update***update***update***
Chapter nine of Scariest Place On Earth is now up and ready for viewing!
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 03:26 PM
:lol: Big bad Raph screaming like a little girl! :lol:
Vespera Blaze
09-13-2002, 04:39 PM
thanks for the link HT, I'd never even heard of that site before... Not much there now, but that could always change
Unfortunately I got (re)involved with the fandom and fanfic writing after Mistress Renets was no longer online. After looking at some of the pictures, I am dying to read that fic, that was definetly :o
HorseTechie
09-13-2002, 05:44 PM
there wasnt anything! :(
eh... what do you meant there wasn't anything. You have to click on the titles in the left columns to see stuff.
Though... he does have more artwork there than fics. I guess we better start making some submissions to MikeyQM to solve that problem, eh?
Hrrmmm.. i did start this on Maxium style pic of Venus a year ago.. perhaps i should finish that to add to this site. I was reading the guestbook (which they make to be like a message board), and they wanted more chick pics. :evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 05:49 PM
*eyes roll back into head*
*thud*
~Yes, i am an idiot and a weakling...~
Skeletoncrew
09-13-2002, 07:18 PM
Sweet! Thanks for the link HT!
HorseTechie
09-13-2002, 08:14 PM
*eyes roll back into head*
*thud*
~Yes, i am an idiot and a weakling...~
:P Mikey's a bit eccentric with his web designs... yes. Drives me nuts at times too, but oh well!
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 08:15 PM
Let's just say I'll never use the phrase 'brotherly love' again as long as i live...
HorseTechie
09-13-2002, 08:21 PM
shyaah... Poor Philadelphia.
*Cyborg Don clears throat thoughtfully*
But really, the Greek meaning Phileo means love between brothers, sisters, and friends. As in non-sexual love. While the passionate sexual love is really called "Eros", which is in the word erotica.
*HT groans*
Machias Banshee
09-13-2002, 08:22 PM
Blatantly Obvious Man strikes again!
Skeletoncrew
09-14-2002, 02:14 PM
May I strike him?
Actually, I mailed a few "Eros a Pompeii" postcards during my trip earlier this year. They had all sorts of ancient erotic art on them. :)
HorseTechie
09-14-2002, 09:17 PM
*Cyborg Don Raises an eyeridge, closes the Encarta dictionary* Well then... I uh... have other matters to tend too now.
HT: mmm-hmm.. I can only imagine what that could be. :wink: :P :lol:
Machias Banshee
09-14-2002, 09:29 PM
Men will be men, no wmatter what theyre made of! :lol:
HorseTechie
09-15-2002, 02:31 PM
*recalls the s/m case CSI aired last week, and sniggers again*
enigma-1
09-15-2002, 02:48 PM
:roll:
HorseTechie
09-15-2002, 05:27 PM
For those who are following along with the Legacy of the Ring fanfic on my site, Sean has three new chapters up for your reading pleasure. Now's your chance to see if Leo really does have that nervous breakdown. :wink:
http://www.turtlequest.com/legacyring.html
Tinselcat
09-16-2002, 10:20 AM
chapter 4 of midnightmares is up. due to the new restrictions on ff.net, the unabridged version will be posted on my website, while the rated R version will be on ff.net. i mentioned this in my latest chapter, but if anyone wants me to notify them when i get the unabridged version up on my webpage, email me and let me know. i've started a little list for that.
Vespera Blaze
09-18-2002, 12:22 PM
Its done its done its done its done!!!
Brothers in Arms is finished! Yay!
Sorry I seem so excited. The thing is over twice as long as I originally expected, and was a bigger drain on my time than I thought it would be.
(LOL, now of course I'm already outlining a new story that's even longer! Heh. I just don't learn)
Here's the URL, its only on ff.net right now, hoping to get it up on my site in the next couple of days.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=858027
Chapters 6 and 7 (Epilogue) are there!
*Wanders off to collapse somewhere and giggle quietly*
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 01:03 PM
Hear ye! Hear ye! In honor of the fight to keep NC-17 fanfiction on fanfiction.net I've written yet another one! I've uploaded it to one of my websites and it can be viewed at:
http://skeletoncrewsvault.homestead.com/files/warehouse.htm
For lack of a better title, I'm calling it "In the Warehouse". (Lemon 2 didn't seem right.) I am open to title suggestions if anyone has anything better!
Once again, it IS rated NC-17 (for sexual content of course). Don't read it if you're not old enough and mature enough to handle it. Feedback as always is appreciated.
HorseTechie
09-18-2002, 01:22 PM
Or if you're at work... *waits impatiently for a time when she can read it*
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 08:43 PM
Heh heh heh. Yeah, there's that too.
*sigh* I miss being able to put stuff like that on Fanfiction.net. It does definitely generate feedback! At this point I have no idea if anyone has read my story other than my boyfriend. Its a little annoying. Oh well. I enjoyed writing it.
terran631
09-18-2002, 08:49 PM
I read it. Sorry SC, that I didnt get back to you right away. It was..uh...disturbing. But I was following it so closely, that I never even guessed it would end the way it did. And I usually can guess those things.
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 08:52 PM
hehehe, her mind was too...preoccupied... :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 08:54 PM
Thanks Terran! I'm glad to hear it. I did sort of wonder whether I was wimping out a bit with the ending, but I didn't want it to be entirely dark.
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 08:56 PM
Well, you know you did good if you kept my eyes glued to the screen... :goofygri: I didnt expect that ending at all...totally original :D :thumbsup:
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 09:02 PM
Oh my, you actually read it Machias? :o I thought you didn't usually do the NC-17 thing! :D Now I'm really flattered!
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:04 PM
"Boys night out" caught my interest...I'm loving "Relaxation"...I just wanted to see what else you've been up to...
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 09:07 PM
Now you know what a sick little girl I truly am. :evilgrin: Don't worry, I should have Relaxation finished in a day or two. Heh heh heh...the guys are gonna get it!
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:09 PM
*Will GLADLY proofread!!!!!!!!*
what can i say, you've corrupted me beyond repair... :evilgrin:
terran631
09-18-2002, 09:09 PM
I loved Relaxation even better than Boys Night Out because Splinter was so completely innocent and he looked so...uh...guilty. I hope he nails whoever that magazine belongs to.
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:10 PM
There'd be a nice pic...splinter standing in the livign room, wearing just a towel and a smile...
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 09:16 PM
((I still think Boy's Night Out is my favorite, it was so fun to shock everyone. I love reading the feedback on it! But Relaxation is working out nicely too.))
Well, maybe you can both give me an opinion. I was originally going to have Splinter doing a couple extra things to shock them when they got home. Probably watching something immature and drinking beer. Sort of to knock them a bit more off kilter.
But now I've started thinking that I won't do that. I'll have him relaxing, watching TV, but doing nothing particularly un-Splinterish. I figure they'll feel a lot more sheepish if he's presenting his normal respectable demeanor.
Thoughts?
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:20 PM
keep his respectable demeanor...You dont want people flaming you for out-of-character characters...
terran631
09-18-2002, 09:24 PM
What Machias said is true, but if you're looking to unbalance the guys than I think keeping Splinter's demeanor serious is the way to go anyway. It may seem too funny if they came home and he was having a beer. (although Leo would probably pass out)
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:25 PM
(although Leo would probably pass out)
which would be very funny... :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 09:29 PM
Actually, that's pretty much how I originally wrote it. Leo saw him drinking the beer and was reduced to a gibbering turtle once more (I've been being rather mean to him in this fic, poor guy). But now I'm sure I want to go with the "Serious Sensei".
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:32 PM
Go with the serious sensei, then, when the truth is revealed, he can turn into 'Drill Sargeant Sensei'... :evilgrin:
terran631
09-18-2002, 09:39 PM
:lol: Drill Sergeant Sensei??
Why are people obsessed with turning Leo into a gibbering idiot? :)
Poor turtle.
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:39 PM
They just like to see him feel uncomfortable...I'd like to have him feel vulnerable, then hug him all better... :D
Skeletoncrew
09-18-2002, 09:43 PM
I do think Leo does often get a rather hard time from Fic writers. I think that's cause he's easy to pick on. He's the "Good one". You want to show that he's not perfect. I've really not written a whole lot with him because I don't relate to him well. I'm a Mikey kinda girl. Wild and Crazy!
Machias Banshee
09-18-2002, 09:44 PM
Yup, just a bunch of troublemakers! :evilgrin:
LOL! Poor Leo. It's fun trying to catch him off guard. I've got a line I just have to throw into a fic somewhere (and luckily I have a character in mind who would say this.) The new leader of the New York Foot, a woman, is trying to make a truce/alliance with the Turtles. Of course, Leo doesn't trust her and thinks "she has something up her sleeve." Her response? "You can frisk me if it'll make you feel better." It'll sound better written out in its entirety.
Ooh, and I promise to read your new story, SC, a bit later today. I would have yesterday, but my friends dragged me off to talk about moving plans, and only managed to convince me even further that I do not want to move out with them.
HorseTechie
09-19-2002, 09:38 AM
I do think Leo does often get a rather hard time from Fic writers. I think that's cause he's easy to pick on. He's the "Good one". You want to show that he's not perfect. I've really not written a whole lot with him because I don't relate to him well. I'm a Mikey kinda girl. Wild and Crazy!
Yeah... :goofygri: I (as Raph) made him drunk in the Alpha Source round robin.
Ooo.. even Dooney did something similar to him in the Challenges book. Leo comes off sounding all prim and proper, then at the end, Raph storms in wondering who signed him up for the Barry Manilow fanclub. Leo just falls over in laughter instead of trying to hide the fact.
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 01:59 PM
I think I need Azure to threaten me with his katana. I should be working on "Relaxation" right now, but I'm not. :P
terran631
09-19-2002, 02:00 PM
Hmm...I don't have a katana, but I have a butter knife. Would that be a good threat? :)
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 02:02 PM
*pops in, holding the infamous fanfic katana*
Is someone in need of motivation? :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 02:02 PM
Depends, do you have butter or margarine to load it with?
terran631
09-19-2002, 02:04 PM
Well....I'm not partial to either one, but I've got a jar of mayo that I'm not using right now for anything else.
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 02:05 PM
*Eyes Azure, edging away from him*
Yeah, I could use a little motivation...
*Makes face at Terran* Mayo? Yuck! Sounds threatening to me!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 02:08 PM
Hmm... Hey Terran, can I borrow the jar of mayo??
terran631
09-19-2002, 02:11 PM
Oh yeah sure. Anything to help.
*disappears for minute and returns pushing a four foot jar of mayo*
Don't use too much. I hear it clogs arteries.
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 02:12 PM
Aaaaah! Alright, alright! I'm pulling up chapter 3 right now! I've got my edits right beside the keyboard. I'll make the changes!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 02:14 PM
Oh, many thanks, Terran!!
*looks at SC*
LOL!! Darn... I didn't even get the chance to chase her with the giant jar of mayo. Oh well. At least there's an update brewing up. :D
terran631
09-19-2002, 02:18 PM
Darn. Well, I guess I can keep it nearby in case the update takes more than a few days to be posted.
*walks away wondering if anyone is in need of ALOT of potato salad*
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 02:19 PM
*Stops working on the story to eye Azure incredulously* I may not be a fast runner, but I don't think you could catch me while hauling around a giant jar of mayo!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 02:19 PM
I love potato salad!! But if I eat too much, I'll get sick. :dead:
Yes, save the mayo! It will come in handy one day.
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 02:35 PM
Okay, I've made my edits and printed it out so I can keep writing after I log off in a couple minutes. Thanks for motivating me!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 10:28 PM
Yay!! I hope Roger helped out like he did last time. :D
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 10:37 PM
Roger is a little under the weather right now. He's resting on the floor by the end of my bed right now. He lost the bolt that held the pin that held the front of his pelvis together, and his left arm broke at this one spot yet again. I got some new nuts today that should work for his pelvis, and I'll epoxy that arm bit again tomorrow.
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 10:40 PM
Aww... Poor Roger. It must hurt to literally be falling apart. :(
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 10:42 PM
You gonna have a 'bone to pick' with him when youre done? ;) :D
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 10:45 PM
Heh, I've got plenty of bones to pick from! I've also ordered an extra left arm for him, so I'll have two arms for each side, just in case one had technical difficulties while I'm out taking photos. Fortunately he has no nerves, so he can feel no pain.
*rereads my last post* Hmm...that bit about nuts and his pelvis is rather amusing...maybe I should edit that.
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 10:50 PM
*guttermind abounds* *snicker* Um Yes...!
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 10:54 PM
Maybe I'll just leave it. Its much more benign that most of what I write. :evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 10:55 PM
Heh, None of your stuff is 'benign'.... :P
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:00 PM
LOL!!! Thanks a lot. My mind was flying high above the gutter before you pointed that out. :razz: Now I'm stuck down here.
terran631
09-19-2002, 11:01 PM
*gives Azure a huge helium filled balloon with pictures of mangos*
That should get you out. :)
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:04 PM
Oh wow!! Thank you, Terran! :D
*gives Terran a few gold coins and a mango to show his appreciation*
Now, I need to get out of here...
*hops into the balloon and starts to fly away*
Waitasec, does anyone need a ride out of the gutter??
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:06 PM
Yes!
*hops into the balloon*
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 11:17 PM
Nope! I'm happy here! :D
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:18 PM
LOL!! :lol: Okay then, I guess we should get going...
*floats away*
terran631
09-19-2002, 11:18 PM
*Raphael watches the balloon rise and takes out a slingshot*
Raph: Maybe this will teach her to keep her hands to herself. *launches sharp rock at the balloon*
Skeletoncrew
09-19-2002, 11:19 PM
*pinches Raph's butt* Nice work!
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:20 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*the balloon pops, and they plummet*
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:20 PM
*watches in horror as the rock pops the balloon*
Raph, you big meanie!!! I'm gonna bap you with a foam bat after this thing hits the ground!
*holds on to the side*
Look out, Machias! We're going down!
terran631
09-19-2002, 11:29 PM
Raph: Ouch! *glares at SC then grins at the decending balloon* See ya! *heads off to make sure Splinter's paddle is well hid*
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:31 PM
Hey! get back here, you sneak!!!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:32 PM
*the balloon crashes into a grove of trees*
Ow... my head... :dead:
*Azure struggled to get out of the tree, and he was successful. Sadly, he fell ten feet before hitting the ground*
Darn that Raph... Now I've got a good reason to nail him with an anime mallet... :mad:
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:34 PM
*falls on top of Azure*
Ugh... :dead: bad idea, he'll just get back at you somehow...
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:36 PM
We need to get even...
*begins plotting his revenge*
terran631
09-19-2002, 11:39 PM
*Donny appears and hands Azure the paddle*
Don: Here, just make sure Splinter gets this. *looks at Machias* You might want to keep it away from her though. She might burn it *disappears*
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:41 PM
*has shocked look on her face*
I would not!!!
azure turtle
09-19-2002, 11:49 PM
*gives the paddle an odd look*
What am I supposed to do with this? Hmm... Maybe I can use it to knock Raph unconscious. :evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
09-19-2002, 11:51 PM
I guess you have to give it to Splinter.... *nervous look*
azure turtle
09-20-2002, 12:07 AM
Huh?? In the other thread? But I wanted to the honors of bapping Raph. Oh well...
*wanders over to the other thread*
HorseTechie
09-20-2002, 10:46 AM
*snigger* :lol:
You know, I was getting some screen shots of the first movie, and thenI remembered that sewer maze game. There's this skeleton laying in the water there. So I got a screen shot of that too. Unfortuantely, it's on my home PC. But I'll post that here when I do. It's so funny, cause it looks like Roger had a bad run-in with the TMNT or the Foot.
Skeletoncrew
09-20-2002, 12:07 PM
Ha! Thats great! *Off topic skeletons flood the thread*
azure turtle
09-20-2002, 01:09 PM
No, please don't mention that sewer maze game! It had me frustrated for hours. I haven't attempted to solve that maze ever since. :oops:
Skeletoncrew
09-20-2002, 08:49 PM
Really? I screwed up once, and then solved it almost immediately!
azure turtle
09-21-2002, 01:48 AM
*grumbles*
Darn... I'm a failure as a ninja. Maybe you should take my place, SC. ;)
HorseTechie
09-21-2002, 01:00 PM
Awww man, you still didn't solve the maze, Azure? (( wonders if that skeleton down there is really Azure's )) *ducks bap*
http://www.turtlequest.com/images/roger.jpg
Boo!
http://www.turtlequest.com/images/loser.jpg
Skeletoncrew
09-21-2002, 05:04 PM
Nice pics HT!
*Fanfare* The final chapter of Relaxation is now available for your reading pleasure at http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=923633&chapter=3
Of course, fanfiction.net has spaced it all funky, so I'll be trying to fix that right now! Go read, review, and enjoy!
Machias Banshee
09-21-2002, 05:12 PM
Awesome awesome awesome!!! I love the ending! :D
Raphael, you will write about,"Splinter's eyes sparkled with merriment, "the history of flutes, and I don't mean the skin type."
hehehe...beautiful! If Splinter wanted to be REALLY cruel, he could have the guys read them out loud....poor Donnie, that'd be one heck of a mouthful to say... :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-21-2002, 05:18 PM
Hee hee hee! Glad you liked it! I thought they all deserved a little punishment for thinking what they did about two such respectable people. :lol:
Machias Banshee
09-21-2002, 05:23 PM
It was perfect, absolutely perfect!!! :lol: don and Raph had it coming as soon as they started with the euphemisms...oh man, i'd DIE if i ever said that to anyone, let alone Splinter! :lol:
terran631
09-21-2002, 05:49 PM
OMG SC! I am so glad I am alone in the house right now or everyone would be wondering why I was laughing so hard. THat had to be the funniest thing I've ever read! Poor Splinter. And poor Mike. How hard is it going to be for him to not talk. Great job!
Machias Banshee
09-21-2002, 05:57 PM
Sequel!!! Sequel!!! Sequel!!! Sequel!!! Sequel!!!
*ahem*
You know what, a sequel might be a good idea... :lol:
terran631
09-21-2002, 06:18 PM
Oh man, what a field day his brothers would have on him trying to make him talk. That would be the ultimate revenge for his getting them into trouble. :lol:
Machias Banshee
09-21-2002, 06:26 PM
Yes it would... :evilgrin: Leo should get the ribbing of his LIFE from his brothers for the Hustler....it was his magazine that started much of the problem...
ROTFL! That was so great, SC! Those punishments were perfect! I never expected it to be Leo, though, but it was a pleasant surprise.
azure turtle
09-21-2002, 10:26 PM
G'nah!! I'll have to read your update later this week, SC. I'm moving into the dorms tomorrow, so I'm taking a break from packing just to peek into the forums. :goofygri: I still haven't read Sean's latest chapters for LOTR, either... *cringe*
*sees HT's pics*
Hmph!! You're mocking me, aren't you? :razz: Being unable to solve that stupid maze is proof that I should never be allowed to live in the sewers. Otherwise, I'd end up being Roger's twin. :embarass:
Skeletoncrew
09-22-2002, 10:30 AM
*Throws hands up defensively* Okay okay! I'll consider writing a sequel. But not until after I get home!
Hey Azure, I'll bet Roger would be thrilled to have a brother! And hey, there's always room for another skeleton in my apartment!
Machias Banshee
09-22-2002, 10:31 AM
YAY! :thyper:
Remember, you shouldn't write a sequel for the sake of having a sequel. It doesn't work for movies *coughJurassicParkcough* and it doesn't work for fics. *coughLegacycough*
Good luck with the move, Azure! I'm sure I'll have my next chapter up by the time you're all settled.
Skeletoncrew
09-22-2002, 06:11 PM
Well, I'm already getting ideas for how they'd all deal with the punishments. Story 1 focused on Splinter, story 2 could focus on the Turtles. We'll see though. I really don't want to start writing anything right now. I should be leaving for Portland on Thursday. I've still got lots to do here.
azure turtle
09-22-2002, 07:34 PM
*is almost finished unpacking*
So where's Kali's next chapter?
*innocent grin*
*mumbles*
I don't wanna be Roger's twin brother...
Ooh, SC is headed back to Oregon! Safe trip! :)
*glomps Azure* Welcome back! *snuggles* I promise to have my chapter done tomorrow. Maybe. I only have a little left, but it's the most difficult part.
azure turtle
09-23-2002, 09:52 AM
Ack!!
*decides to stay on the ground for a while*
Coolness! I look forward to your update! I've got a few spare hours after lunch which I'm gonna use to catch up on other updates. ;)
Machias Banshee
09-23-2002, 09:54 AM
*gives Azure a mango of welcome back*
hehehe, sounds good. You may want to polish your fanfic katana...you may get forced to use it on some people in here... :evilgrin:
azure turtle
09-23-2002, 09:57 AM
*happily accepts the mango*
Thanks, Machias! :D So a few people need motivation, eh?? :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-23-2002, 09:59 AM
Don't look at me! I don't need any *brandishes long knife* I used this to decapitate zombies in my dream last night, so stay back!
Machias Banshee
09-23-2002, 10:00 AM
*sips her lassie*
eh, yeah...(Myself included :roll: ) I got ideas, they just dont want to come out of their shell yet...
azure turtle
09-23-2002, 10:06 AM
*gives SC a surprised look*
How come I never fight zombies in my dreams??
*looks at Machias*
Hmm... :evilgrin:
Machias Banshee
09-23-2002, 10:08 AM
*blink* uhoh....
but yeah, my brain is going into hyperdrive making papers and stuff for my Creative writing class. I've actually got something that I did for the same teachr last year, about one day in the dojo. Its from mly own karate class, but it could very easily be altered to a more.... turtle-esque version... :evilgrin:
Skeletoncrew
09-23-2002, 10:13 AM
*Sheathes knife* I have zombie dreams every once in a while. They tend to be memorable. I had one years ago in which I was able to turn the zombies back into normal living people by biting them. An interesting reverse on the normal zombie contagion.
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