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Luzmagica
05-13-2017, 02:51 AM
I still laughing today about this misleading " Donatello" name:
http://imgur.com/a/dPnsG

It belongs to an Indonesian card set about TMNT...other misleading names/descriptions ....but this one make my day! LOL

Just sharing with you all... :D :tlol::tlol::tlol::tlol:

neatoman
05-13-2017, 03:06 AM
This is some bootleg thing or something, isn't it? It would be hilarious if it was a real product.

Utrommaniac
05-13-2017, 03:26 AM
The real treasure is in the description box :lol: .

"Like apple, some hate Jones."

Makes me want to see the rest of the set.

Eiko
05-13-2017, 03:31 AM
Lol That is pretty neat.:):)

ZariusTwo
05-13-2017, 05:49 AM
The next show needs to make an in-joke about this

I remember getting these kind of cards even way back when the original series was airing...one pack even called Bebop Wingnut

BubblyShell22
05-13-2017, 06:34 AM
Now, that's hilarious.

Mexiun
05-13-2017, 06:38 AM
Can't wait to see more of this set.

Ralph Adel!

Shark_Blade
05-13-2017, 08:09 AM
Ah yes, the awful bootleg translations. Much like this harry potter's English subtitles of the Chinese version.

http://i.imgur.com/7rAbCWh.gif

IndigoErth
05-13-2017, 10:52 AM
:lol: I hope the rest of the set it just as screwy. If it is, I want it. lol

Donald Taylor Hamato. He sounds like a rather dull person...

Ninjinister
05-13-2017, 12:51 PM
Ooh I'd like to get my hands on these. I like trading cards anyway but ones with bizarre errors or other weirdness are my favorite.


I remember getting these kind of cards even way back when the original series was airing...one pack even called Bebop Wingnut

I gotta see that!

oldmanwinters
05-13-2017, 03:30 PM
Haha, just when I thought I'd seen everything bootlegs had to offer!

Truth be told, I thought this was gonna be some kind of pun on the current U.S. Presidential administration.

Ninjinister
05-14-2017, 12:41 AM
Haha, just when I thought I'd seen everything bootlegs had to offer!

Truth be told, I thought this was gonna be some kind of pun on the current U.S. Presidential administration.

I am not altogether certain they're bootlegs. They might be licensed... just not well done.

I could be wrong though!

Luzmagica
05-14-2017, 05:36 AM
Hi again!!...attending all petitions: enjoy the complete set!!! :tlol::tlol:

http://imgur.com/a/RX0PI

Ninjinister if you interested in one like this....you could ask Czuri if maybe he has a set for sale ;) :twink:

neatoman
05-14-2017, 06:31 AM
Hi again!!...attending all petitions: enjoy the complete set!!! :tlol::tlol:

http://imgur.com/a/RX0PI

Ninjinister if you interested in one like this....you could ask Czuri if maybe he has a set for sale ;) :twink:

Alright then, let's judge the names:


Sprint, Funny but I can at least see how they ended up with it, Sprinter might have made more sense though.
Mr O'Neal, Clearly a case of confused identities but pretty funny as well.
Epp O'Neil... Is "Epp" even a name?
Shi Laide, Looks pretty white to have that name.
Leonardo, perfect spelling.
Donald Taylor, already touched upon, it's funny.
Rafael, it's wrong here but otherwise a perfectly fine way to spell it.
Michelangelo, ironically one of the only two that are correct, considering how it was originally spelled wrong in the 80's.

The Deadman
05-14-2017, 06:56 AM
Epp O'Neill is my spirit animal

DestronMirage22
05-14-2017, 07:23 AM
Epp O'Neill's "brain is very flexible"!!! :lol:

Man, these are a riot.

neatoman
05-14-2017, 10:43 AM
Epp O'Neill's "brain is very flexible"!!! :lol:

Man, these are a riot.

Only a matter of time before Epp's brain jumps out her skull and turns into an Otlomm, you'll see.

Also, reading through this, seems like there's a japanese guy named Schneider who used to be Sprint's best friend. Guess Sprint drank too many scorpion bowls he couldn't pay for.

IndigoErth
05-14-2017, 12:03 PM
These are amazing. :lol:

Epp and that brain. lol Also, "There is a tortoise head, who also annoyed when you talk to him." What?? :lol:

See now, I knew that robot was a metal Brandford. lol Messed up Mr. O'Neil and no Shredder? How? lol :-?

neatoman
05-14-2017, 12:22 PM
These are amazing. :lol:

Epp and that brain. lol Also, "There is a tortoise head, who also annoyed when you talk to him." What?? :lol:

See now, I knew that robot was a metal Brandford. lol Messed up Mr. O'Neil and no Shredder? How? lol :-?

Don't you mean Schneider? Who's this Shredder guy?:P

IndigoErth
05-14-2017, 12:29 PM
Yes. lol Odd he has no card though, unless it's simply missing.


Didn't some defunct script for 2014 try to rename Shredder something like that? Or what am I recalling... (Along with a military title?)

neatoman
05-14-2017, 01:24 PM
Yes. lol Odd he has no card though, unless it's simply missing.


Didn't some defunct script for 2014 try to rename Shredder something like that? Or what am I recalling... (Along with a military title?)

Colonel Schrader, more importantly than making him a military guy rather than a ninja though, was that he was going to turn out to be a yellow alien covered in blades and a giant mouth full of teeth.

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np6/char2/baraka-mkvsdc-white.jpg

IndigoErth
05-14-2017, 02:17 PM
Colonel Schrader
Ah, that was it, ty. (Okay, it looked slightly similar...)

a yellow alien covered in blades and a giant mouth full of teeth.

http://i.imgur.com/7LIU6OD.gif

neatoman
05-14-2017, 02:43 PM
Ah, that was it, ty. (Okay, it looked slightly similar...)



http://i.imgur.com/7LIU6OD.gif

Yeah, I don't get it either

THICK CURVED BLADES EJECT THROUGH SCHRADER' S SKIN - HIS BODY
IS SUDDENLY COVERED WITH THEM . WTF?!? Raph is BLOWN BACK by
the force of them, giving Schrader the upper hand. . .

Schrader delivers BLOW after BLOW till RAPH SINKS TO HIS

KNEES This contest is over. But then, RAPH SLAMS HIS SAI

THROUGH THE TOP OF SCHRADER 7 S FOOT - pinning him to the
subway floor before NAILING HIM WITH A TOOTH-RATTLING-
UPPERCUT. Raph then smashes out the back of the train —



INT. SUBWAY TUNNELS - CONTINUOUS

Raph tumbles to a stop and rises in the middle of the tracks,
watching the train with Schrader recede. But Raph's eyes go
wide as, through the open door of the train, he sees —



INT. SUBWAY TRAIN CAR - CONTINUOUS

A LARGE FLAP OF SCHRADER' S SKIN HANGING LOOSELY FROM WHERE
RAPH HIT HIM —

Frustrated, Schrader grabs the skin, peeling away half of his
face and FURTHER REVEALING: Schrader' s not a man at all,
he's something else entirely, as evidenced by —

JAGGED BLADE TEETH are set into a mouth so wide it nearly
wraps around his head, which is covered in PALE YELLOW SKIN.
And HIS EYES (the one that's now visible) BURN FIRE RED

Schrader reaches down and PULLS THE SAI FROM HIS FOOT,
letting loose with a TERRIFYING, OTHERWORLDLY-HOWL —

Jagged "blade" teeth that almost wrap around the head, pale yellow skin with curved blades coming out from the entire body, fiery red eyes and he howls. None of this makes me think Shredder and it doesn't make sense on it's own.

In order for the teeth around most of the head to make sense, he'd have to have crocodile jaws or else his mandibular joints would be way far back.
"Curved blades" covering the entire body sound like a porcupine, except this would also include the stomach I guess?
He also howls? Like a wolf?
"Pale yellow skin"... I sure as hell hope such a specific detail was chosen for the reason I think of...

oldmanwinters
05-14-2017, 07:21 PM
Hi again!!...attending all petitions: enjoy the complete set!!! :tlol::tlol:

http://imgur.com/a/RX0PI

Ninjinister if you interested in one like this....you could ask Czuri if maybe he has a set for sale ;) :twink:

Hey, I see a reused branding element from the 4Kids era action figure packaging!

Utrommaniac
05-14-2017, 07:25 PM
That's what makes me think it might be a bootleg.

IndigoErth
05-14-2017, 07:51 PM
Likewise, was thinking that as well, it's a mess of imagery. Screams bootleg imo, but that's why only a bootleg could be so ridiculous in a good day. :D

As good as badly written fortune cookies; I love those too. lol

pferreira
05-18-2017, 09:13 AM
Donald? For a minute I thought Nick were doing another interpretation of TMNT. I mean in IDW the Turtles are reincarnated so changing their names I wouldn't put it past them. :lol:

Utrommaniac
05-18-2017, 09:19 AM
Has anyone noticed how the top of the card says "Turtie card"...and the rock-paper-scissors in the corner?
Apparently Raphael has weaponized forks...and the ludacris stat levels.