azure turtle
07-22-2002, 02:44 AM
In case you haven't noticed yet, Shredder recently put up a new madlib, as well as some awesome fanart. :) I just love the new madlib...it's so hilarious! WARNING: Make sure to try the madlib before reading the rest of this thread...otherwise, it'll spoil the experience.
Here's what I got during my first try:
(Just another spoiler alert before you go on ;) )
"Azure Turtle, bring me that ugly wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a tiny, pentagon-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his eyeball. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He vomits. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from Better Homes And Gardens." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this banana that's supposed to be some great invention?" You spin as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a turd working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a century before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Goonies to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the jinkies," he says. "Now hand me that mango!" You wait lazily as Baxter continues his work, a Ricky Martin cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Pizza Power, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "yoinks!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a fuzzy genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Goonies controller at you. You try to flip, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of ooze!"
LOL! I'm still laughing over the "fuzzy genious" part! :lol: I need to e-mail Shredder and let him now how much I'm enjoying these madlibs. :anime:
Here's what I got during my first try:
(Just another spoiler alert before you go on ;) )
"Azure Turtle, bring me that ugly wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a tiny, pentagon-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his eyeball. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He vomits. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from Better Homes And Gardens." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this banana that's supposed to be some great invention?" You spin as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a turd working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a century before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Goonies to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the jinkies," he says. "Now hand me that mango!" You wait lazily as Baxter continues his work, a Ricky Martin cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Pizza Power, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "yoinks!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a fuzzy genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Goonies controller at you. You try to flip, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of ooze!"
LOL! I'm still laughing over the "fuzzy genious" part! :lol: I need to e-mail Shredder and let him now how much I'm enjoying these madlibs. :anime: