Coming out of the shadows...

[Red]

Heya, new girl here! Well, that is if I can still consider myself new after sitting back in lurking mode for about a month... :goofygri:

But, as you can see, I've finally decided to show myself! (after a bit of convincing on Azure's part by promising me a mango once I do...heheh...) Well, I guess all that's left to say is TMNT rule and, well, rock on everyone!

[azure turtle]

Yay!! Nice to see you in the light, Red! :anime: Since you've lurked for a bit, then I'm sure you'll get used to our crazy antics in no time. Don't worry, we're friendly! And I don't think anyone here bites... I hope. :embarass: Ah, but as promised...
*gives Red an official mango of welcome*
Woohoo! I hope you stick around for the wild ride! :D

[enigma-1]

Hi Red. Welcome aboard. :)

[Nturtle]

*smashes out of ventilator grate* Hey Red!!!!!!! I notice you lurking but its good to see you talking :lol: :D

[Kali]

Newbie!!! *GLOMP*

Heh heh. Welcome aboard. I hope the insanity doesn't scare you away.

[Red]

Woah! *recovers from glomp and makes sure her mango didn't get mushed before taking a bite*

Thanks for the welcome, guys. And as for the insanity, bring it on! I can take it. :D

[Nturtle]

And as for the insanity, bring it on! I can take it. :D
You have no idea what your getting yourself into :P :lol:

[Samantha]

Hey Red! Welcome to the fourms! :)

[azure turtle]

LOL!! As long as you're ready to embrace the insanity, then you'll be just fine. :anime:

[Samantha]

*embraces the Azure* :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! INSANITY!!!!!!!!!! *run around a pyramid* :P

[Red]

*Flies up and perches on the pyramid, watching Nturtle go round and round...*

Gads, both of us'll get dizzy if you keep that up!

[Nturtle]

*falls down extremely dizzy* whew... uhhhhh... goodnight :sleep:

[Red]

*Glances down at the unconscious body, raising an eyebrow* Hmm...is it safe for someone in his condition to fall asleep?

*Shrugs, draping a blanket (which just happened to be lying around) over Nturtle, ands gives him a goodnight kiss on the cheek* Ah well. Remind me to start worrying if he's not up by sometime next week. Wouldn't want to disturb his slumber...

[azure turtle]

*embraces the Azure* :evilgrin:
Hey! I'm not crazy! :eyemouth: ...Okay, maybe a little....
*decides to leave a few coins next to Nturtle*
He'll be happy when he wakes up! :D

[Samantha]

*puts a pillow underneath Nturtles head* :D

[Kali]

*dips Nturtle's hand in warm water*

I'm feeling so evil today. :evilgrin:

[Red]

Well, since Kali's doing it...

*Gives Nturtle bushy eyebrows, a mustache, and a beard with her can of whipped cream*

[Nturtle]

:dead: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MY HAND!!! HEY I grew a beard hmm a tasty beard *eats whiped cream beard* yum!! Hey coins YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy coin dance* :D :D :)

[Tinselcat]

*stumbles out of NT's ventilator shaft, with map, dusty cowboy hat and flashlight. looks around* con-TARN-it!! this ain't the ol' gold rush trail! whut in tarnation's goin' on 'round these here parts? *peers at red* jay-hoosiphat!! this here thread's a-goin haywire!!

[Kali]

*sniggers* Yeah, that happens a lot around here. Hey, anyone else wanna go Ninja Turtle hunting with me? *carries her bolo net over her shoulder and checks the charge on her tazer*

[Nturtle]

TURTLE HUNTING!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
Please don't eat me!!!!! *makes a dash for the ventilaor shaft(hey that rhymes :P )*

[azure turtle]

*looks around at the chaos*
What's going on here?
*sees Kali dressed in her Ninja Turtle catching outfit*
GAHHH!! Run for the hills!
*runs for the hills*

[Kali]

Aww, we aren't gonna eat you. Well, yeah we are, but a different definition.

OKAY! Let's get rolling!

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Well, I'm not gonna hurt anyone, but I could use a chance to practice tracking. Just let me get Pytar. He's the best tracker I have.

*whistles* YO! Pytar, front and center!

[Nturtle]

hmm... let see what I can muster up...*searches ventilator grate, pulls out at least 7000 crazy guns and tracking stuff* could this help? :evilgrin:

[Red]

:o *Eyes widen and a big grin crosses her face at the sight of NT's possesions and she quickly grabs a couple up as her own*

*Looks to Kali* Just be sure not to leave without me!

[enigma-1]

*red dino-like thing comes running in* Huh? What? What? Where is it? Where is it?

*starts sniffing around*

Oh boy. :sweatdro:

[Red]

Woah! *Quickly points both guns in the dino's direction, and looks wearily at Enigma, arching an eyebrow* You familiar with this thing?

[enigma-1]

*nods* Yes, he's Pytar, my pet Guilmon. Don't worry, he's harmless. He just a little hyper when he has a job to do. Right boy?

Pytar: *keeps sniffing the ground* Where is it? What's there to track? What's there to track?


Um...Okay. :embarass:

[Kali]

Okay.... Let's get rolling! We got everything?

[Red]

*Tucks her newly aquired guns into her belt, gives the dino-looking creture one last glance, and thinks for a moment*

Ooh, wait. Just gotta get one last thing. *Quickly runs out of the thread and comes back in carrying a heavy duty lasso* :evilgrin: That should do it.

[R-iZZy]

Okay.... Let's get rolling! We got everything?

:: literally rolls into the scene::

ok kali, as u said... let's get rolling!!! i got my bib, my rattle, my diapers, my stuffed turtle named jefferey... wait, no i didnt! dont go rolling yet!

:: literally rolls out of the scene, but pops head in view::

and welcome back red, errr. sorta!

[Nturtle]

:blanksta: You take things a little to litterally Ninja Nin!! Well lets go!!!*Slings weapons onto his back and pulls out a pogo stick!!!*

[enigma-1]

*gets out spaceboard* I'm ready.

[Nturtle]

YEEHAH!!!!!!! *Bounces off on pogo-stick* :D

[Kali]

:| This is what I have to work with in order to capture skilled Ninja Turtles? Oh yeah, we're gonna be at this awhile.

[R-iZZy]

::rolls into view::

but why would we want to hunt the ninja turtles? ::pulls out teddy turtle::

I GOT MY JEFFEREY!!! now we can go. hut... two... three... four... FOUR! FOUR NINJA TURTLES WE'LL BE-A-HUNTIN'!!! :lol:

[Kali]

And more mutant turtles if we can find them. They don't have to be ninjas, but that would be cool.

[enigma-1]

If you have something that has turtle scent on it, Pytar will be able to find them in no time.

[Nturtle]

Don't forget my zillion pieces of tracking equipment!! too bad I haven't the darndest idea what any of it does :embarass:

[R-iZZy]

and dont forget jeffery

[Nturtle]

Ha ha!!! we have a stuffed bear and a whole lot of useless junk!!!!we are invinsible!!! :D

[enigma-1]

*gets onto board* I've got internal sensors, but I'm not using them on this hunt. Where's the fun in that?

[Nturtle]

Well we don't know how to use any of this junk anyway!! :D

[Red]

*Pulls out a stun gun and studies it carefully* Hmm...this doesn't look too extremely complicated to use, but just in case, we could always test it.

*Aims jokingly at Nturtle, a slightly evil grin on her face* :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

leave jeffery ALONE!!!

::hops around, karate mode!!!::

AND JEFFERY IS NOT A TEDDY BEAR!!! HEE-YAH!!!

[Nturtle]

AAAAHHHHHA!!! don't shoot!!!! :o YIPES!!!
Oh he is a teddy turtle [/u]

[enigma-1]

:sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

ok back to the subject!! lets catch some turtles!!!!

[enigma-1]

*nods and pulls out a sai, holding it out to Pytar to sniff* Okay Pytar, go fetch!

P: FETCH! *zooms off*

[Nturtle]

YEEEHHHAAA!!! Were going to nab the ninja turtles!!!*bounces off after Pytar on pogo stick*

[enigma-1]

*Pytar, nose to the ground, starts tracking down the scent that was on the sai* Gotta track. Gotta track. Find. Must find.

[Nturtle]

hmmm.. what will we do with them if we acually do catch them?

[enigma-1]

*follows Pytar on her spaceboard* Don't ask me. I'm just along for the hunt.

[Nturtle]

hmmm... *screeches to halt as best as a pogo stick can screech* Hey Pytar stoped at that pizza place!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*stops, tail wagging* Found! I found them!

[Nturtle]

Mwah ha ha ha!!! good job pytar!!! lets kick some shell!!!!!!!! *runs at door*

[Kali]

Great! Now that we've found them, we have to go about catching them. I think a trap would be the best plan. What do you guys think?

[Nturtle]

the old free pizza trick always works!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Works for me. Do you prefer the traditional tiger trap or the hidden net?

[Nturtle]

hmmm... i can't decide what do you think Kali?

[Red]

How 'bout we try one of each? I mean, seriously, there's no way they can escape two traps. But then again, they are ninja... We could always resort to rounding up a horde of fangirls, but they would only mean more competition to get the guys. :ohwell:

[Nturtle]

or we could burst right on in and nab them when we still have the chance...

[Kali]

*thinks* Okay, enigma and Nturtle stay out here and set the traps. Red and I will run in and act like rabid fan girls in order to scare them out, and then we'll catch them in the traps. Okay with everyone?

[Nturtle]

roger wilco!! i love that military lingo :evilgrin:
*begins making free pizza sign*

[R-iZZy]

::jeffery comes to life and pops out of Ninja Nin's hands to say a word of advice::

jeffery: foolish miscriants!!! why hunt for those who have saved you time and time again? i think that this hunt is play sick and twisted.

::Ninja Nin grabs jeffery and covers his mouth::

don't listen to him... he's just a teddy turtle!!!

[Kali]

Well, it's not like we want to kill or even hurt them. I guess it would be just as easy to go in and buy them a pizza.

[R-iZZy]

jeffery.... i mean I agree. not jeffery!!!

[HorseTechie]

*pops in, becomes uttelry confused, and decides to leave* Oh.. BTW.. sortry for confusing you as Dawn, Red. I realized... hey, waitta minute! Like sometime later in the middle of the night. :oops:

[enigma-1]

*nods, producing some nets and traps* So are we still gonna need these or what?

[Nturtle]

Yeah lets catch some turtles!!!!! :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

nets and traps... eyeah... *snitches back out of thread*

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Well, I guess we could always let Pytar do it. Just give the f-e-t-c-h command and he's off like a shot.

[Nturtle]

lets try that first... then when pytar drives them out we give them the net!!!

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Either plan works for me. How about you guys?

[R-iZZy]

jeffery: well, i hate the idea just to let u know... and i believe that these elementary plans are pure...

::Ninja Nin covers jeffery's mouth::

ingenious!!! lets do it!!!

[Nturtle]

allright!!! go pytar fetch *throws stick into pizza parlor*

[Kingkapong]

*trods in with a barrel full of gummy worms* delicous!!

[Nturtle]

:blanksta:

[enigma-1]

Pytar: FETCH! *zooms into the palor, leaving a trail of fire behind him*

Ummm.... Okay.

[Nturtle]

*falls over from blast* geez what do you feed that thing??

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Just some bread. For some reason, his kind is really fond of any type of bread. Though they'll eat just about anything.

[Nturtle]

one wacky dog!! Ok places everybody!!!*readys net*

[enigma-1]

He's not a dog. He's a type of Digimon.

[Nturtle]

:blanksta: I see...
WAIT I SEE SOMETHING GREEN COMING!!!!!NAB IT!!!!!!!!!

[enigma-1]

*pulls out a net*

[Nturtle]

*catches green thing in net* GOTCHA YA!!!!! :D :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*holds off a second, trying to see what's been caught*

[Nturtle]

well is it a Ninja Turtle???? :o

[enigma-1]

I can't really tell.

[Nturtle]

Its green... thats a start

[enigma-1]

But not all these guys are green, remember?

[Nturtle]

thing in net: hey um... how about letting me go now???

oh yeah?? well are you a ninja turtle???

[R-iZZy]

um... NTurtle... i'm missing jeffery all of a sudden...

::voice from NTurtle's net:: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

[Karpo_007]

well, whatever you do you shall never catch me! ahahahhh!
Turtle Power! :tgrin:

[Nturtle]

Hey listen.. I'm not letting you out until I know if your a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle or not!!! so you had better answer buddy!!! :trazz:
*directs attention to Ninja Nin* Jeffery is missing? Did you check your baseball bat?

[enigma-1]

I think you should look in the net. :roll:

[R-iZZy]

hmmm... my baseball bat? ok... ::hesitates:: well...

::looks at bat beside his foot and finds jeffery on the tip of the bat::

oooooooooo. okay, NTurtle. You're a lifesaver!!

[Nturtle]

No problem Ninja nin!
thing in net: What the #!$& is frong with you people!!! Let me out!!!!!

Hey Ninja nin try taking a peak inside the net.

[enigma-1]

I suggest you use something to knock it out first.

[Nturtle]

good idea... *takes ninja nin's bat*

thing in net: wha... hey wait a sec...

*whomps thing in net repeatedly* Gotcha!!! I bet its knocked out now... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Um, no. I think you may have killed it. :goofygri:

[Nturtle]

:teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek: :teek:
heh... heh... whoops... well you never know maybe it is alive :tanime:

[R-iZZy]

::looks in net:: ummm... that looks like jeffery.

::looks at tip of bat to find a beaten jeffery::

what the heck??? :teek:

[enigma-1]

Wait a sec. If he was on that bat, how'd he get beaten up?

[R-iZZy]

i just don't know enigma... ::hesitates:: i just don't know!!!

[Nturtle]

then... whats in the net... :-?

[R-iZZy]

i just don't know NTurtle... ::hesitates:: i just don't know!!! :thyper:

[enigma-1]

Can't be Pytar. He's still in the palor chasing something.

[Nturtle]

then is it... a Ninja Turtle?? :teek:

[R-iZZy]

ummm... ok, let me check.

::looks in net::

why did my eyes close when i took a look?

[enigma-1]

I dont' know.

[Nturtle]

thats funny
maybe I should try lifting the net...

[R-iZZy]

sure... it's a good shot. let's try it!

[enigma-1]

*keeps back, just in case*

[R-iZZy]

::closes eyes, just in case::

[Nturtle]

ok... but don' blame me if you get hurt!!!!


*lifts net*

[R-iZZy]

::puts jeffery over eyes::

jeffery, you tell me what it is!!!

[enigma-1]

*jaw drops* Blur?!

*thing in net looks up woozily* Um, hi Boss.

[Nturtle]

:teek:

[R-iZZy]

huh? jeffery, do u know this goon?

[enigma-1]

Blur, what are YOU doing here?

*just lays there* Gettin' dinner.

[Nturtle]

Blur??? :-? Dinner??? heeeeeyyyyyy whats goin on here??

[R-iZZy]

dinner?
looks more like lunch!!

[enigma-1]

*sighs* Blur is one of my Zuums. He's got a taste for junk food.

*looks at the Zuum* You just better be glad your head is so hard. Otherwise all that pounding would've done some damage.

[Nturtle]

Zuum... now you've lost me...

[enigma-1]

A type of reptilian, dino-like monster that stands about seven tall. They're biped, extremely fast and normally intellegent. Though there are exceptions.

[R-iZZy]

hey zuum... i heard a commercial that goes "zoom zoom zoom"!!! :lol:

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr: this won't end well...

[enigma-1]

That also happens to be a phrase repeated by infant Zuums. They can't really talk until they're 6 months old.

[R-iZZy]

are they pokemoms... i mean poke-a-mom... geez, i dont watch the show, clue me in!!!

[Nturtle]

infant zuums... car commercials... come on, no turtles here, we'll have to keep looking...

[enigma-1]

Hold on. *snaps fingers, Blur disappearing* There. That should keep him out of trouble.

[Nturtle]

good, hey pytar is still in that pizzareia, maybe hes chasing a turtle!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*at that moment, Pytar drags Donatello out* I found one, Boss!

[R-iZZy]

maybe... but jeffery doesnt know that guy.

[enigma-1]

Good boy, Pytar.

Donatello: Excuse me, but why is this thing dragging me around like this?

[R-iZZy]

um... Donny, ::hesitates:: can i have your auto... auto... auto... your john hancock?

[Nturtle]

hee hee hee... we got us a toitle! we got us a toitle!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*pytar wags his tail* Go get another one, Boss?

*nods*

Oh boy! *pytar runs back into the palor*

Donatello: Um, sure. But I still want to know why that thing was dragging me around.

[R-iZZy]

ok, but i want your autograph before i tell!!!

[Nturtle]

Yeah Ditto!!!

[enigma-1]

Donatello: *looks at Enigma* What about you? Are you gonna talk?

*merely shrugs*

[R-iZZy]

fine... i'm going to michaelangelo. i always thought brainiacs were nerds anyway!!!

[Nturtle]

um.. but all we've got is the nerdy one!!

Donatello: HEY!!!

*ignores him* so you might as well stick around, Pytar should be back any minute now...

[enigma-1]

*Pytar returns, this time dragging a kicking and yelling Raphael*

Raph: Let me go, ya stupid lizard!

[Nturtle]

AHA!!! 2 turtles!!! (Kali would like this :evilgrin:)

[R-iZZy]

::directs attention to raph::
PLEASE PLEASE... LEMME HAVE YOUR AUTO...AUTO...AUTO. errrr... your john hancock!!!

[Nturtle]

Donatello: Aww... nobody likes me...
:D

heh.. heh... 2 down 2 to go...

[enigma-1]

*tosses Raph next to Donatello, and runs back in for the next one*

Raph: I swear I'm gonna turn that thing into a set of luggage.

*glares at Raph* Touch him and you'll spend the rest of your life being pink.

[Nturtle]

So what are we gonna do with them anyway?

[R-iZZy]

jeffery: ::speaks in british accent:: hello there old chaps!

::Donatello and Raphael look at each other in confusion::

[enigma-1]

Heck if I know. Kali just said we were gonna catch them.

[Nturtle]

that stuffed turtle never fails to freak out people :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

where is kali? she rarely speaks. o well, jeffery is trying to do his turtleness talk.

[enigma-1]

I doubt he would upset Tsunami or Rage. Nothing bothers them.

*Pytar drags out a tied and gagged Leo* Got another one!

[Nturtle]

*raph gets up* ok I don't know about you Don but I'm out of here!!!!!!

wha? hey hes getting away!!!

[R-iZZy]

jeffery doesn't freak out people. ::looks at jeffery and faints::

[R-iZZy]

::trips raph while fainting to the ground::

[Nturtle]

ha ha!! good job!! lets tie him up!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Pytar, you know what to do. You'll get a doughnut if you get it right.

Pytar: Doughnut!? *drops Leo and ties up the other 2 in about 4 seconds with the spare rope*

[R-iZZy]

::wakes up momentarily:: i'm still fainted! ::drops head back on ground::

[Nturtle]

I got it lets keep 'em as wall decorations!!! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* No, I don't like that. Strikes too close to home.

[R-iZZy]

nooooo... who'll stop shredder from his vile acts of crime?!!!

[enigma-1]

That too.

[Kali]

*blinks* Damn, I leave for a minute to go to the bathroom and look what happens.

*sees Raph* Yay! *glomps Raph*

Raph*sarcastic*: Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.

[Nturtle]

:evilgrin: we shouldn't leave Kali with raph too long, especially when he is tied up

[enigma-1]

I think we should have used a gag too.

[Nturtle]

no problem, *puts a sock in the turtles mouths*, hey where is Mikey? Did Pytar get him yet?

[Skeletoncrew]

*Wanders in with Mikey on a leash.*

Hey everyone what's up?

*Notices all the tied up turtles*

Geez...I leave for a week or so and this place turns into a bondage fest.

[HorseTechie]

*blink* err.. yeah. BTW.. welcome back, SC!

[Nturtle]

hey SC, it was Kali's idea :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

I might have guessed as much!

Anyway, what did you want Mike for? I'm not sure if I'm done with him yet.

[Nturtle]

well i really don't know, Kali said we should catch the turtles, and now that we have we don't know what to do

[enigma-1]

Pytar: *whines* What about my doughnut?

*tosses him a chocolate* There. You did a good job.

[Nturtle]

maybe we can play scrabble with them :P

[enigma-1]

Pytar: *catches the doughnut in midair, swallowing it whole* More!

[R-iZZy]

::wakes up:: i'll keep an eye on kali, just in case she feels any urges for herbal with raph.

::gives kali the "stink eye"::

[Nturtle]

*whips out a scrabble board* so who wants to play?

[R-iZZy]

i do... i do! i might as well take kali with me, since i have to keep an eye on her. ::grins at kali:: come on... you know you like creating words from miniature squares with letters encrypted on them!!!

[Nturtle]

YAY!!!! *sets up scrabble board* :D

[enigma-1]

Sorry, but we can't stick around. Now that this is done, Pytar and I are going home. Bye.

*both disappear*

[Nturtle]

Bye!!!

Donatello: All I've got are constenents

[R-iZZy]

Ha! u stink... i didnt even get my pieces yet!!!

[Nturtle]

ok, *distributes scrabble pieces*

[Kali]

*drags the tied-up Raph away while everyone else is busy with Scrabble*

[Nturtle]

*looks up to see Kali draging away tied up Raph* ummm... I won't ask...

[Kali]

Yeah, you're probably better off not knowing. :evilgrin: *drags Raph around the corner and comes back for Leo*

[Nturtle]

both?? :P

[Kali]

*Leo gets wide eyed and squeaks* Both?!? Not again...

*puts a gag in Leo's mouth* Breath deep, leader boy. *waves to everyone as she drags Leo off*

[enigma-1]

(why am I getting a bad feeling from this?)

[Nturtle]

Oh well, at lest she didn't take all four :dead: HA Monkey on the double word score making it... 256 points :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

*Reclining against Michaelangelo*

She'd better not come back for my boy-toy. I'll put up a fight!

[Kali]

Don't worry, I don't want Mike anyway. I'm happy with what I have. :ttwisted:

[Nturtle]

Donatello: Please don't hurt me...


Hmmm... Zquygjkkl triple word score!!! 498 points YEEHAA!!!!

[enigma-1]

*voice echoes thru the thread* I'm gonna kill him!

[Nturtle]

wha :-?

[enigma-1]

*female turtle storms by, eyes sparking and grumbling to herself*

[Nturtle]

This can't be good... *ducks behind a nearby pillar*

[enigma-1]

*stops, glaring at the others* One smart remark and you're dust.

[Nturtle]

eep... *climbs up pillar* :o

[enigma-1]

Donatello: Um, Enigma?

Who do you think? :flaming:

Donatello: *gulps* Uh, ha. Just...just asking.

[Nturtle]

please don't hurt me...

[enigma-1]

I don't intend to hurt anyone but that creep Rage. He's really gonna get it this time.

[Kali]

*walks around the corner* Hey, what's all the noise over here, I thought you guys were playing Scrabble.

*blinks* Whoa, what happened to you?

[Nturtle]

Jzxkrquttrwzzt 433 points...

[enigma-1]

Rage. He got a hold of a spellbook somewhere and thought it might be funny to change me into a female mutant turtle. Now, until I can reverse it, I'm stuck like this.

[Kali]

Oh. Hmm. Wish I could help you but I have no idea what I could do.

[Nturtle]

Ok I've got 12,789 points, Donny boy heres got 12 and Mikey has 6...

Donatello: But you aren't even using reat wor.. *Nturtle wonps him with a frying pan* :D

[enigma-1]

*snaps fingers, a cage appearing* Just close that when I bring Rage here. He may have changed my shape, but I still have most of my magic.

[Nturtle]

sure... hey, whos "Rage" anyway?

[enigma-1]

A huge, mutated sabre-toothed Cabalos who eats just about anything and is semi-insane.

[Nturtle]

well as long as it isn't too bad, does it perhapes like to play scrabble?

[enigma-1]

He'd try to eat you and the board.

[Kali]

*leans on the cage* You can count on us, Enigma!

[enigma-1]

Thanks. Now get ready. Here he comes.

*chants a quick spell, Rage instantly appearing*

[Nturtle]

AAAAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! THAT THING IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!! :teek: *scrambles up pillar causing it to tip over and fall on Rage*

[enigma-1]

*sneers* Ah, I see that lunch has been provided.

Don't even think about it, Rage. You're in enough trouble.

[Nturtle]

please don't eat me..... :dead: hurry up and stop this thing Enigma...

[enigma-1]

Rage, 2 things: Change me back and get into the cage.

Rage: And why should I? I think that being a reptile suits you.

You'll find being a pink and fluffy poodle suitable if you don't do what I say.

[Nturtle]

anybody for another round of scrable?

[enigma-1]

Rage: I'm afraid that I've misplaced the spellbook. I can't reverse it w/o that.

In short, you ate it so I'd have to stay this way.

Rage: More or less, Enigma.

[Kali]

Did you eat it whole? If you did all we'd have to do would be to induce vomiting and get it back. Or slice you in half.

Hmm, you know, I think I know a technique that could work...

[enigma-1]

Rage: *Growls* No one touches me, madam.

[Nturtle]

Or I could use my Ultra Nuclear Megaton death launcher on him, but that may blow up the spellbook thingy too :ohwell:

[Kali]

I could always try transferring the spell onto another person. Like myself. But that's kinda risky for both parties

[Nturtle]

hmmm... whats your "technique" Enigma?

[enigma-1]

:evilgrin: Oh, I usually just do a little surgery.

Rage: *gulps* You wouldn't dare!

Try me, hornhead.

[Kali]

Hmm. Well, it's got my vote!

[enigma-1]

Okay. First things first. We just have to get him in the cage and knock him out.

[Kali]

Okay! Umm, how are we gonna get him in there?

[enigma-1]

Rage: *eyes glow crimson* I am going into no cage.

*shrugs* Wanna bet, Rage?

*points at the cage, a tied and gagged mailman sitting in the middle*

[Kali]

Ooh! *gets ready*

[enigma-1]

Lunch is served.

Rage: *starts drooling* Ah, maybe you do have a heart after all.

*bounds right into the cage at top speed, the mailman disappearing as soon as he's in and Rage slamming into the back as the door closes*

[Kali]

*stands a distance away from the cage* Wow, it wasn't as hard to get you in there as you made it sound. :lol:

[enigma-1]

Getting him into the cage is the easy part. He always falls for the fake mailman bit. It's knocking him out that's the hard part.

Rage: *starts banging and thrashing in his cage, trying to get out* :evil:

[Kali]

*takes another step away from the cage* So, any ideas? Is there some special thing we have to do or will a regular stun laser work?

[enigma-1]

His fur is too thick for a laser. It would be like a tickle for him. No, we need something a little stronger.

*holds up a pill the size of a baseball* We need to get him to swallow this.

[Kali]

Oh, yeah, that'll be easy.

[enigma-1]

Well, I did say that this would be the hard part.

[Nturtle]

I'll get some water to help it go down...

[enigma-1]

He doesn't drink water and don't ask what he does drink.

Rage: *still growling and thrashing in his cage* I won't swallow that piece of garbage even if you did give me a taste of MD.

[Nturtle]

Whazza?? MD??? :-? Well looks like we'll just have to force it *pulls out plunger*

[enigma-1]

Nah. He'll just chew that to bits like the last one.

[Nturtle]

:ohwell: hmmmm... then what do we do?

[enigma-1]

2 things: Either get a vise or the dreaded Barney tape.

[Nturtle]

I'll get the vise :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Make it a very large one. But I think I'll get that tape just in case.