Comments & Stories!

[Peanut]

Ok, so post your comments/stories here! Talk about anything dudes! Let's get this started!

[chrome_dome]

no more dickin around, get off your ass's and talk about how you drove into that tree or how you wore a dress to school and that sorta ****

[Peanut]

Yes it's true I admit it! I wore a dress to school! :evil:

[chrome_dome]

Yes it's true I admit it! I wore a dress to school! Everybody made fun of me! BUT I GOT MY REVENGE!!!!

don't feel bad uhh i wore a beanie to school before...and i carried one of those big ass lollipops

[Peanut]

HAHAHA! :lol: Lollipop boy!

[chrome_dome]

momma, i say momma, someone took my lolly broke it :cry:

[Peanut]

:oops:

[chrome_dome]

that was me, the neighborhood bully :grin:

[Peanut]

OH! :evil: you mean mean little boy! You exposed my undies to the world!

[Kali]

At least you were wearing undies :lol:

[chrome_dome]

i only did it, cuz i found out you broke my lolly

[Peanut]

:lol: oh dear god!

[chrome_dome]

damn that was fast, i just posted that not even a second after you posted!

[Peanut]

I'm actually slow tonight! I think I'm gonna put on one of those TMNT videos I rented!

[chrome_dome]

tell us which one you end up watching

[Peanut]

I'm watching Rhino-Man! I love this one.

[chrome_dome]

haha cool, hey did you see my post about chrome dome being in that prime time cartoon on cbs, remember that?

[Peanut]

Yeah I did! That reminded me of his apperance. I don't remember it well but I do remember bits and peices.

[chrome_dome]

thats cool, all i remember is his 400 foot tall self standing in the technodrome

[Kali]

all i remember is his 400 foot tall self standing in the technodrome

That doesn't sound quite right to me.

[Peanut]

Yep!....I think I heard a noise! At the window! I'm scared!

[chrome_dome]

no really the games had it all wrong, he wasnt the same size as the turtles or any other character, he was a huge robot out to destroy the turtles

[Kali]

Oh, don't worry, that's just a ninja coming to kill you. :grin:

[Kali]

Yeah, but 400 feet? Inside the Technodrome?

[chrome_dome]

Oh, don't worry, that's just a ninja coming to kill you.

no, no!! please all i have is this butter knife :cry:

[Kali]

Okay, he's not going to kill you.

He's delivering burgers! :lol:

[chrome_dome]

whew...wait aminute, i thought i ordered a pizza! and what's this? a razorblade in my burger! *looks around*

[Peanut]

OH GOD NO!! Somebody help me! PLEASE!! Crazy ninja's trying to get through my window!!

[chrome_dome]

don't worry i set a hot apple pie there to distract the ninja :grin:

[Kali]

He's from Ninja Burger (http://www.ninjaburger.com/)

[Peanut]

HA! It took him 40 minutes! He's a goner!

[chrome_dome]

you've got to be kidding me! that's a real web site! haha i would have never guessed :lol:

[Kali]

Damn, looks like they're gonna be hiring again. Good, I need a job.

[Peanut]

Some people come up with the stupidest things!

[chrome_dome]

i would work there but i already work in fast food......subway

[Peanut]

Well it's 2 am here I gotta go.

[Kali]

Ninja Burger rocks! It's hilarious! And the Turtles eat there!

Look! (http://www.ninjaburger.com/fun/art/ninjaturtledojo.jpg)

[chrome_dome]

http://www.ninjaburger.com/fun/art/ninjaturtledojo.jpg

:smile:

[Peanut]

:lol: Thats cool! See everyone tomorrow! Bye!

[Kali]

Yeah, I need sleep too. Bye.

[chrome_dome]

one word for me: work in the morning, i dont know what im doing up!

[DarthRaphael]

What the heck happened here.

I need a ninja burger.

[chrome_dome]

uhh maybe it's best you didnt know

[Kali]

Whoo hoo! I'm gonna work at Ninja Burger!

(I should go to bed, but since I just painted my nails I'm still hyper)

[chrome_dome]

i have a phobia where i dont want to go to bed in fear ill miss something important

[DarthRaphael]

Aw man, you guys don't know what you missed last night, It was sooo cool. :smile:

[chrome_dome]

what what?! what did i miss? :eek:

[DarthRaphael]

Aww man, I don't know if I can tell.

[chrome_dome]

you can tell a great guy like me, i mean i did say i was sorry for pulling up your skirt didnt i.....

[Peanut]

Man that was me not him! BTW what did we miss?

[chrome_dome]

woops.....i forgot.....uhhh..im going over to this corner now....

[DarthRaphael]

Everybody went to sleep at the same time. It was sooo cool!!! :grin:

--gotcha!!

[Kali]

Actually, I stayed up a few more hours watching TMNT videos.

[chrome_dome]

that's cool darth, i went to bed only cuz it was 2 and i had to get up at 9 for work. but that's kinda cool how we all we got off at the same time.

[Peanut]

Yeah man that sooo cool!! :grin: ....I think...

[chrome_dome]

cool as cool can be, or in other words: cool as the technodrome.com people can be :roll:

[Peanut]

:lol: thats funny, Don't ask me why.

[chrome_dome]

there's a cool slogan to consider....maybe not...

[Peanut]

I like it! Thats the new board slogan! :lol:

[chrome_dome]

i hope krang sees this, if he doesnt we'll have to im him

[Peanut]

We most certainly will! I've never heard a more clever slogan in my life! :roll:

[chrome_dome]

:oops:

[Peanut]

Don't be embarassed! I wasn't being sarcastic! :roll:

[chrome_dome]

i was praying that krang would accept it :cool:

[Peanut]

Praying? Now let's not get carried away!

[chrome_dome]

just in case....

[Peanut]

Oh alright! :lol:

[DarthRaphael]

One time, at turtle camp, I stuck a .........

[Peanut]

Turtle Camp eh? Let's hear about it!

[chrome_dome]

turtle camp huh? i would also like to hear about it

[DarthRaphael]

I stuck a ....... feather in my capandcalled it macaroni pizza!! Then, as we were all huddled around the fire, we heard this growr eck sound. I look behind me and I see a talikng brain!!

[chrome_dome]

man that's lot more fun the footclan camp. we were whipped to death and fed gruel for food. ahh i still remember the campfires....the only thing is i wish we weren't tired to a post in the fire...ahh the memories

[DarthRaphael]

I think I was dreaming though. It was that anchovie vanilla ice cream pizza I ate. Who ever heard of a talking brain?

[chrome_dome]

my camp wasnt a dream, in fact i can remember it like a movie and play it back and forth...and the left side of my head keeps iching

[DarthRaphael]

I have this rash that won't go away. I wonder if it was from that turtle with questionable morals I bunked with.

[chrome_dome]

turtle with questionable morals I bunked with.

:eek:

[Peanut]

You bunked with a turtle! You craza!

[chrome_dome]

mike!!! i thought we talked about editing posts! you are abusing powers, thats only for spammers and enemies...of....you....umm im going to stop now

[Peanut]

Whats going on? I'm lost! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[chrome_dome]

:mad: ohhh, im going to explode......woops there goes my gasket.

[Peanut]

Watch where you're exploding you almost took my eye out!

[chrome_dome]

ive cooled down now

[Peanut]

Thank god! My poor eye will never be the same.

[chrome_dome]

my eyes are always red as you can tell

[Peanut]

Really? I've never noticed!

[chrome_dome]

don't you have an orange hankercheif around your eyes....i cant remember

[Peanut]

You know the funny thing is....I can't remember either!

[chrome_dome]

and didnt you have nunchucks?

[Peanut]

I think I ate them!

[chrome_dome]

blast it! couldnt you hold your appetite till dinner!

[Peanut]

Not really. I was too hungry!

[chrome_dome]

well now see what you've done, the pizza's here and your not hungry!

[Peanut]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm so stupid!

[chrome_dome]

mmmm this is really good pizza, too bad its all for me now

[Peanut]

What a stupido I am dude!

[chrome_dome]

maybe this will teach you not to spoil your appetite

[Peanut]

Yes sir it has!

[chrome_dome]

now you must eat your ice cream sundae!

[Peanut]

Yes sir! Of course sir! *eats ice cream* Yum!

[chrome_dome]

.......with hot sauce!


COUNTDOWN TO 7 STARS: 10

[Peanut]

Thats gross!

[chrome_dome]

you must, or die by my butter knife!

COUNTDOWN TO 7 STARS: 3

[Peanut]

SORRY! *eats it* Oh my! *Passes out*

[chrome_dome]

*kicks the wall*

COUNTDOWN TO 7 STARS: :mad: :mad: :mad: :cry: arghhh!!

[Peanut]

:lol: I told you!

[Kali]

Poor chrome_dome

[chrome_dome]

how could krang do this to me! i want my last star dammit!

[Peanut]

Dude I told you! I TOLD YOU!
*Pee's on the carpet*

[chrome_dome]

*finds a 7th star* here ill throw it at you for peeing on the carpet!

[Peanut]

Woo Hoo!

[chrome_dome]

*gets it back* ewwww what is this, you pee'd on it!

[Peanut]

Sorry!

[Peanut]

I have a belly button!

[Kali]

Dude, this beat my webpage thread!

[Peanut]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!!

[Peanut]

Come on guys we need to liven this place up! Let's start the accessive amounts of posting again!

[Peanut]

Stupid double post!

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[Machias Banshee]

Sounds like a plan :smile:

[Peanut]

I wonder where everybody is. It's usually swarming this time of night.

[Machias Banshee]

I know its really wierd. Maybe cuz its thursday. A lot of people work late today. :

[Kali]

Yeah, it was empty last night too. But I'm here!

[Peanut]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Machias Banshee]

sweetness :smile:

[Peanut]

Definatley! I wasn't here much last night cause I got 2 new PS2 games.

[Kali]

You were playing video games? *blank stare*

I was here last night. I was also playing in two OTHER RPG's and dealing with an overflow of List mail. AND cleaning. AND cooking dinner.

And you were playing video games? *grumbles something about uping the voltage of her tazer*

[Machias Banshee]

What are they?! :eyemouth:

[Peanut]

Uh...no! I was just kidding...yeah that's it...I was really uh.......uh......oh boy...

[Kali]

*blinks* Is that a new smiley?

[Kali]

New Smilies! Yay!

[Machias Banshee]

I cheacked out FAQ, and i learned how to do different smileys and such. Theyre really great! :grin:

[Peanut]

I got GTA3 (I've played it before but felt I needed to own it) and Legends Of Wrestling! Both great games!

[Machias Banshee]

Cool :cool:

[Kali]

8 new smilies! *runs around all excited*

Gotta get 'em all!
:neutral:
:evilgrin:
:dead:
:sleep:
:sick:
:goofygri:
:flaming:
:eyemouth:

[Peanut]

Woah! Cool! So anyone gonna RP or what?

[Machias Banshee]

Oh God, memories of selling Pokemon at SEARS are coming back to me. Oh NO! :eek:

yeah, lets do it,eh? :grin:

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[Peanut]

Let's do it!

[Machias Banshee]

i'll beat you there! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

:roll:

[Machias Banshee]

Sorry, I'm hyper tonite. I got my hardest final done today, so now i can relax a bit. if i get too rowdy, you can hit me with the tazer. :smile:

[Peanut]

I'd like to see you try! *Runs and trips* darn!

[Kali]

:lol: I'm kinda hyper too. I made myself an entire box of instant pudding and ate it all by myself.

That, and we have NEW SMILIES!!!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

Isn't today great?

Mmm....puddin' :smile:

[Peanut]

I think I'm gonna go in a bit.

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[Kali]

It was bananna cream.

We had no chocolate :cry:

[Machias Banshee]

No chocolate?! Ack- *gurgle* how terrible! Can't live- *Gasp* much long- wait! i found a hershey kiss! I am saved! :lol:

[Kali]

Yeah, you maybe. There isn't so much as a m&amp;m in this whole house! *eyes her siblings 'count down to christmas' calenders* They won't miss one candy.

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Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[Machias Banshee]

Hey, they say Chocolate promotes a long life!

[Kali]

Yep, it's good for you! It actually has chemicals that make you happy! Can't remember the name...

[Machias Banshee]

Chocolate by any other name Still tastes just as good.
~ William Shakespeare, Lunchbreak
:smile:

[Kali]

I need to stock up after Christmas. Never got around to getting the clearance Halloween chocolate.

[Peanut]

???? Oh boy...

[Kali]

Hmmm... seems that Mikey's a bit out of the loop.

[Machias Banshee]

I wonder if they ever made hollow chocolate turtles like the easter bunnies?

[Peanut]

I'm confused.

[Machias Banshee]

It's okay. We started talking abut choclate. Do YOU like chocolate?

[Peanut]

Oh yes it's very good! I ate 3 christmas calenders already and I have 3 HUGE packs of Smarties! MUH HA HA!

[Machias Banshee]

You are DEFINATELY ready for some hardcore RPing :grin:

[Kali]

After you. I think Raph's around somewhere.

[Machias Banshee]

Cool :smile:

[Peanut]

Yes I am!!!

[Machias Banshee]

Let's go!

[Peanut]

Alright dude!

[Machias Banshee]

WOOOHOOOO!!!! I'm ADVANCED! :eyemouth:
Let us RP!

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[Peanut]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Peanut]

Let's get this post going again!

[Kali]

Okay, now that we've gotten it going, where exactly are we going?

[HorseTechie]

*blink* To RP? :grin:

[Peanut]

Hmmmmmmmm. That is a very good question...

[HorseTechie]

mmm.. haiiii...

to RP or not to RP...

[Machias Banshee]

Oh no, creative streaker on the loose!!!
cant-hold...back! Ack!!!

To RP, or not to RP: that is the question:
Whether 'tis saner in the mind to suffer
The wisecracks and insults of obstinate forum members,
Or to endure arguments with a pissed off and irate Raphael,
And by opposing get clobbered?

Hehehe... :grin:

*I dedicate this to Kali and her RaphClone* :smile:

[Kali]

*claps wildly* ROTFL!

[Machias Banshee]

*bows* Thank you thank you... :grin:

You could have SO much fun using Shakepspeare and Tmnt together. Hmmm... Romeo and Juliet, Hamato-gues and the
Oroku-lets...
:evilgrin:

[Kali]

Oh dear, I smell fan fic potential. *runs to write ideas down*

[Machias Banshee]

yes yes!!!!

RPG???
Have to do some research, but it would be great!!!

[Kali]

Like they did with TMNT and Star Wars. I may have to brush up on my Shakespeare.

[Machias Banshee]

I got the web address for the whole Hamlet play


http://www.hamlet.org/hamlet_acts.html

Romeo and Juliet

http://tech-two.mit.edu/Shakespeare/romeo_juliet/index.html

This oughta be good. :smile:

[Kali]

Thanks for the links but I have the Complete Works of Shakespeare on CD Rom. I'm sure others would like them though. So how would we do this? Regular RP, Round Robin, e-mail?

[Machias Banshee]

I'm not sure... regular maybe? We have to get a whole bunch of people together on this and read the play.

[Kali]

Well, we'll figure out the details later. This would be a big project, you willing to put in the effort?

[Machias Banshee]

I'll certainly help wherever i can. :smile:

[Kali]

"Help wherever you can?!?"

Girl, this was YOUR idea!

[Machias Banshee]

That means YES, ninny!

We can work an act a week, unless their small, then we can work on the next one. We'll have to think of which characters get what roles i.e, Splinter and Shredder are heads of the households. that kind of thing...

[Kali]

Oy. Gotcha.

[Machias Banshee]

:grin:

Ready for the challenge?!?!?! :evilgrin:
This IS gonna be alot of work, but we have the talent, the writing skills, the good looks, influence... It'll be awesome!

[Kali]

Gah, I usually try and do as little work as possible, but I think I'm up to it.

[Machias Banshee]

We could fix it up so we can get most of the work done on the weekends and do minor stuff during the week.

[Kali]

Okay, I guess. I'm assuming that this will be in modern English. I mean, we aren't going to have them speaking Old English, are we? Will the plot be identical to the play, or slightly different? Or will we just be figuring things out as we go?

[Machias Banshee]

Semi-modern english anyways. We could keep it really close or we could make it like a parody... whatever we want.

[Kali]

Parody, I can see that. They're all screwing up their lines. Or do a West Side Story thing where we parallel the story.

Raph-clone: I AIN'T wearing tights.

Aw, but you'd look so adorable.

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe...

MikeC: Who do i get to kiss?

Interesting thing is, way back when, only men did acting, so you might kiss one of your brothers.

*Mike runs to bathroom and locks himself in*

hehehe... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Oh, a parody would be fun, where we have the charaters as the CAST, trying to put on the play. We can even put ourselves in if we want, like as directors or actors or something.

[Machias Banshee]

Sweet!!! Maybe we can get the others to join in on the fun, too. I would like to see our turtles wearing the big puffy shirt, the little ruffly skirty thing and the tights. Mwahahahaaaa!

LeoC: Oh dear God, what are we getting ourselves into?!

Hey, think of it as a way to get you guys more cultured and stuff.

MikeC: *behind bathroom door* Culture is for yogurt lovers!

:roll:

SpC: It sounds very interesting, as i havwe always had an interest in the arts. The turtles will certainly enjoy this new learning experience.

DonC: why not, lets go for it.
LeoC: I guess, but i'm not kissing anyone.

Royal son gone mad? Hamleo, prince of Dasewers.

LeoC: :razz:

hehehe...

[Machias Banshee]

I gotta go to dinner, ill be right back with some ideas. half hour maybe?

[Kali]

Okay. I'm gonna do some typing.

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Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done!
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[HorseTechie]

hrmm... cool.

Do Mikey and I still get credit for giving you guys this idea?

(I still claim credit to the whole Jedi Turtle thing... Dawn was just my partner in crime there! :evilgrin: )

[Machias Banshee]

We'll mention you in the credits :smile:

[Kali]

You and Mikey can get credit if you help us. :evilgrin:

I really don't think this will turn out as big as Jedi Turtles. At least, I hope not. :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

ya never know... I would like to do some drawings of turtles in tights, tho. :lol:

LeoC: you are a sick sick girl

:evilgrin:

[Kali]

I've got a sketch sitting on the paper in front of me. Along with a few chibi Turtles, a few mes, and some random characters.

[HorseTechie]

but, weren't the Turtle in tights before in that one cartoon episode where they were the three muskeeters? :innocentgrin:

[Kali]

Oh yeah!

*clones glare at HT*

[HorseTechie]

Poor clones.. they don't know WHAT they are missing!

[Kali]

Raph-clone: If you don't watch it, you'll be missing a limb.

Down Raph!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:
I'm glad MY clone's not like that!

MikeyC:*looks at HT* Hey goodlookin'-
*bap*

like i said...

[Kali]

Heh heh. My Raphy would never hit on other women, would you?

Raph-clone: Not if I value specific body parts.

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker*

sure....

MikeyC: I'm not sure i should ask if we even have those... :eek:

hehehe...

[Kali]

Uh, Mikey, wouldn't you know if you did? I mean, it is your body.

[Machias Banshee]

MikeyC:Ummm...
*Sweatdrop*

Here how about we change thke subject...

Um, how you doing?

LeoC: That was real helpful. :roll:

Oh shush, or i'll get your bros after you with a pair of nylons.

LeoC: :eek: Shutting up now.

The power of persuasion :grin:

[Kali]

LOL! Oh yeah. I'm fine, BTW. It's my brother's birthday, so we're gonna have cake!

Raph-clone: All right!

Don't think for a second I'm giving you any of my cake.

Raph-clone: Nah, cake means calories. Calories are bad for Kali. Kali must exercise. *holds out belly dancing tape*

[HorseTechie]

*grabs CyborgDon and sets him near again*

CyDon: Now what?

HT: They're pickin' on meeeeee....

*CyDon just sighs* Well, you know, you bring it on yourself. They know better than to pick on me. >:)

[Machias Banshee]

Oh jeeeeeeeeezzzz.... :roll:

MikeyC: If you eat too much cake, your belly will be rolling without you EVEN TRYING!

*Runs away from irate RaphC*

:lol:

[Kali]

I already had my day, HT. Your turn! :razz:

Actually, we're picking on our Turtle boys now.

[Machias Banshee]

How shall ve torcher zem tonyte?
:evilgrin:

[Kali]

I'd suggest tying them up to a horizontal surface and uh... forget it.

Raph-clone:*chasing after Mike*

[Machias Banshee]

hmmm...

LeoC: cant we just have a peaceful NORMAL evening?

DonC: Iwas hoping to get some downtime to work on some stuff.


Partypoopers... :razz:

[Kali]

Don't worry, let them have their peaceful time. The party'll start soon enough.

[Machias Banshee]

Okay...where's our guys?

*Mikeyc appears, head to toe in muddy snow*

Mike...
MikeyC: Don't say another word. I need a shower...

*snicker*

MikeyC: Eh, wait til ya see Raph :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

*Cydon morphs into a knight in shining armor*

Where ist thou fairest damsel(s) in distress?

[Kali]

*Raph-clone walks in messier than Mike and walks away without saying a word*

[Machias Banshee]

On 2002-02-01 19:13, HorseTechie wrote:
*Cydon morphs into a knight in shining armor*

Where ist thou fairest damsel(s) in distress?


Ummm. *snicker* They went that a-way, covered in mud.

[HorseTechie]

"Ah-hah! Very well then!" Cydon morps a lance from his hand and 'gallops' after Mike and Raph to save them from the mud.

HT: Oh no... he's not his his midevil mood again, is he?

[Kali]

Wait, did they say they were going to shower? *devil horns appear*

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[Machias Banshee]

ROTFLMAO!
It like Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail!

DonC: I got turned into a newt!
*LeoC looks at him like he's nuts*
DonC: Well, i got better! :goofygri:
LeoC: Not from this angle...

*bap*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went
nuts

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[Kali]

I never saw that movie. *teary eyes* I wanna see it! I really do!

[HorseTechie]

*lol* I only saw bits of it in college. My roomie had the soundtrack, of all things!

"I love the way you oralize when I'm between your thighs..."

[Machias Banshee]

Go out and rent it, its worth every second!
I just found the site with ALL the lines from it!

DonC: Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberry!

LeoC: No, he's a rat!

*Both get bapped by SpC*

hehehe... :lol:

[Kali]

I like to watch Flying Circus whenever it's on TV. :grin:

I'll get around to seeing it eventually. I'm still working on The Hitchhiker's Trilogy.

[HorseTechie]

Heee.. what the link then? :razz:

CYdon comes upon the two int he shower. "Chiraa good gents, need someone to sour the grit from your shell cracks?"

[Kali]

ROTFLMAO! @ CyborgDon

*sneaks into the shower*

[Machias Banshee]

I think my brother has Hitchhiker's. We own some of the Flying circus eps.


LeoC: What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?
DonC: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
LeoC:
Not another shrubbery!
DonC: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!...
DonC: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!

Shut up yu two!

*Leo and Don fall over laughing*
SpC: :roll:

[HorseTechie]

*this is what I get for working OT tonight* LOL!

[Machias Banshee]

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm#script

its the whole script. :grin:

DonC: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Leonardo, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
LeoC: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!
DonC: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

*bap bap*

SPC: Both of you flips NOW.

Leo&amp;Don: But Sensei...

SpC: GO

*groan. guys do flips*

:lol:

[HorseTechie]

this site does wonders too (as it also has sound and video clips)http://www.montypython.net/grailmm.php#Scene 1

(and if I may barrow the use fo the clones)

Cydon (still carrying on): I have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

MikeC: What, ridden on a horse?

CyDon: Yes!

RaphC: You're using coconuts!

CyDon: What?

RaphC: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

CyDOn: So? I've ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--

MikeC: Where'd you get the coconut?

CyDon: I found them.

RaphC: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

CyDon: What do you mean?

RaphC: Well, this is a temperate zone.

CyDon: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

MikeC: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

:lol:

[Kali]

Damn it! My family's kicking me off. Like they have better things to do.

See ya'll later! Continue the insanity!

[HorseTechie]

awww... foo!

[Machias Banshee]

*fall over laughing*

Leo&amp;DonC: How come they get to do it? *pout*

You guys went WAAAAYy too far.

LeoC: As far as a European swallow or an African swallow?

SpC: Leonardo...

LeoC: :goofygri: sorry, splinter...

Bye Kali!
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[HorseTechie]

...or as the koreans say 'annyoungkeiseyo!

[Machias Banshee]

huh?

Is that good night?

If so, in Japanese its:

oyasuminasai

I'm learning japanese in my freetime. :grin:

[HorseTechie]

nah, the korean is a formal way to say "leave in peace"

Good night in korean is uhm... something that I forgot already. (I need to study more)

[Machias Banshee]

You learning for fun, or for class?

I'm learning it part for fun, part for my stories.

Oh, yeah, and for karate. :grin:
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[HorseTechie]

heh... bascially, to make my Korean husband happy. :razz:

Theirs a church I go to now that teaches it int he afternoons. So far I learned how to read the characters.

But that's cool you're learnbing Jaoanese on your own. I studied that for a year in coolege too. Have you memoried the hiragana and katakana alphabets as well? :grin:

[Machias Banshee]

not really. I know my kanji, and some other ones, and i know a bunch of the basic good morning, how are you , i understand, swears, that kind of thing.

*SpC looks at Machias suspiciously*

heh heh, Educational purposes only.
*sweatdrop*

[HorseTechie]

*beats off the gnad typo demons again*

mmm-hmm... the essential stuff.... so yo know when you aren't saying something bad by accident! :razz:

"Honey dear" and "Dick Wad" are so similar sounding in Korean!

ie "Hey dick wad, can you take out the trash for me?" :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

I know kutabare-

SpC: What did you say?!

NOt to you, not to you, Sensei!

SpC: Be careful with your languages, Machias. *frown*

Sorry...(you can probly figure that one out *hint-FU-hint*) :grin:

[Kali]

And here I thought I'd miss out on something fun. *wonders if the guys are still in the shower*

[Peanut]

Still with the clones!! I refuse to talk anymore!

[Kali]

Honestly, what do you have against the clones?

[Peanut]

They are cheap rip-offs of the real thing! And since you ladies would rather have cheap rip-offs I might as well leave.

[Kali]

Oy! I don't believe you're being this selfish and predjudice. You're just bitter 'cause we made you pee on the tree, aren't you?

[Peanut]

*Jumps off a building*

SPLAT!!