Hey Peeps, I'm new

[Machias Banshee]

*hops on Nturtles shell*

You better get going or i'm gonna scream!

*takes big breath, daring to shatter the forums' windows*

[Nturtle]

Hey Azure said we should find a Goomba!!! OW!!! stop pullin' those!!! they aren't cheap you know... *runs around giving Machias Piggy back ride*
this can't get worse... :tgrumble:

[Machias Banshee]

Wheeeeeee!!! Faster, or i scream!

[enigma-1]

*sighs, finally taking pity on poor Nturtle*

Hey Machias, how would you like Shade to take you for a ride instead? He can fly.

*plate of cookies appear, along with Shade the Unimon (digital winged unicorn)*

[Machias Banshee]

*gasp* Take me to the horsey!!! *yanks on her 'reins'* When i done playing with horsey, you and me can have a tea party, and then we can play dolls, and then we can draw kitties and puppies, and then...

[Nturtle]

*runs faster* yeah... why not!!! I bet it would be even better... Besides I'm getting a #@!%&^ hernia!!!

[enigma-1]

Machias, this is Shade. Shade, this is Machias. Now you two have fun.

*Shade nods, but looks terrified*

[Machias Banshee]

~Hey, i aint that big! :P~

Faster!!!! *squeeeeaaaaalllllll* and then, we can have everyone together, and we can play games, like i'll be the beautiful princess, and you cn bethe ugly ogre, cuz youre green just like an ogre, and the unicorn can save me, and beat you up real dead, nd it can take me to the castle, and I'll live happily ever after, and then....

[Nturtle]

BLEH!! :dead: *falls over* yeah now *pant* go play nice *pant* *pant* :dead:

[enigma-1]

*smiles nicely or at least trying to* How about a cookie for the road, Machias?

[Machias Banshee]

*comtemplates, and nods, taking the cookie* Tank cuu!

*walks over to NTurtle who is ready to pass out* Here... *hands him the cookie* Tank cuu for the piggyback ride...I really liked it. :D *uses cute face to avoid wrath*

[Nturtle]

awww.... gee thanks... *passes out* :dead:

[enigma-1]

Okay, now while Uncle Nturtle naps, why don't you play w/ Shade? As long as it's in the threads, he'll take you wherever you want to go.

[Nturtle]

*gurgle* :dead:

[enigma-1]

*Shade kneels, waiting to be mounted*

[Machias Banshee]

I want Nturtle to have a ride too!

[enigma-1]

Maybe later. He's sleeping right now. Okay?

[Machias Banshee]

*pouts* I'll wait, so then we can go together... *hops off the horse and gives it a cookie.* I like you, youre nice... :D

[enigma-1]

*Shade accepts the cookie eagerly, munching it happily*

[Machias Banshee]

:D I wonder where the guys are, i wanna see them! :(

[enigma-1]

I think they're busy right now, Machias. But I'm sure we'll see them sometime.

[Machias Banshee]

*starts to sniff, eyes begin watering* I wanna see them...

[enigma-1]

Um, you want to see a magic trick first?

[Machias Banshee]

NOoo, I want Turtles! *starts crying again*

[enigma-1]

*groans* They're gonna kill me for this, but so be it.

*snaps fingers, Splinter and Turtles appearing*

Mike: What the?

Leo: How'd we get here?

[Machias Banshee]

*waves* Hi guys... :goofygri:

[enigma-1]

Don, Mike, & Leo: Machias?! :o

Raph: *glares at Enigma* You again. What'd you do to her?

[Machias Banshee]

Hi :D *runs over to Mike, and hugs his leg*

[enigma-1]

Oh shut it, Raphael. I didn't do anything. She was shrunk by a goomba.

[Nturtle]

*wakes up slowly* ugh... what a horrible nightmare

[enigma-1]

I'm sorry to say that it wasn't a nightmare. It's really happening.

[Machias Banshee]

Hi Nturtle! *runs and does a flying jump into Nturtle's lap*

[enigma-1]

See what I mean? :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

I been a good girl! :P

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Machias Banshee]

Mike: :lol: she's cute!

She smiles 'innocently' and looks up at Raph: Youre a jook....

[Nturtle]

noooooooo.....*recollapses* :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*little Machias looks at Nturtle before kissing him on the nose* goo nite!

*Turtles look at her in continued awe, Raph is still trying to figure what the heck she just called him...*

[enigma-1]

Raph: Huh?

She said that you're a jerk.

*watches Nturtle* :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph quickly turns an angry eye towards machias*

Uh-oh....

[enigma-1]

Don't even think about it, Raphael.

Raph: Or what?

You wannna be pink again, Ninja boy?

[Machias Banshee]

*she hides behind Nturtle, and sticks her tongue out at him*

Stinky face! :P

Raph: That's it....

Nooo!

*she scurries and hides behind Splinter's robe*

[Nturtle]

*wakes up again to see Raph charging at him* what the... :teek:

[enigma-1]

*growls, tackling Raphael herself and pinning him to the ground*

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: Enough, all of you...*lifts the small Machias up into his arms* I am sure there is a simple way to get Machias back to her former self, but we cannot have fighting. It solves nothing...

I wanna be big again...*snuggles under his chin*

mike: Hey, Machias, wana ride on mly shoulders?

Yeah!

*Mike takes Machias and rests her up onto his shoulders.*

Mike: I'll keep her busy til we figure something out...Ready?!

*giggles* yeah!

*Mike runs off with her, making airplane noises....*

[enigma-1]

*snorts, nodding* Sounds good to me.

Raph: Get off of me! :evil:

*gets to her feet and steps back*

[Machias Banshee]

*from her view on Mike's shoulders, she see Raph giving Enigma dirty looks. Squeezing her eyes shut, she gives him a mental whack on the head*

*BAP!*

[enigma-1]

Raph: YOW! What the h*** was that?!

*snorts* All right. If I said once, I'll say it again. No more cuss words in front of a kid!

*snaps fingers, a zipper appearing on Raph's beak*

[Machias Banshee]

Raph: Mrrnnnnmmphh! *unzips beak* that lil' brat is causing trouble! I dont care who old she really is, she's cruisin' for a whoopin'!

Leo: what do you expect? Youre stomping around, yelling, of course she's gonna be stubborn!

Raph: She should at least have some manners!

Don: you dont...

Raph: Screw off, Don--

Sp: Enough raphael. I suggest you not say anything unless it helps us help Machias...

*Raph groans and zips him mouth shut again...*

[enigma-1]

*stifles a giggle* Well, I had found something that would change Machias back to normal. But it's supposed to change one back from a giant, not a child.

[Nturtle]

*gets up* well we could always use a mushroom, since she got this small with a goomba...

[Machias Banshee]

*Mike and lil machias return, him all out of breath from gallooping across hte threads*

Mike; aw.....I like her like this, she's cute. But i would rather have my girlfriend at a more dateable age...

*Machias kisses Mike on top of the head* :D

*looks at Enigma* No like Mushwooms....:P

[Nturtle]

Well it either that or you spend the rest of your life as a half pint!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*pout* I dont wanna stay small...

Sp: Machias, the only way you will become 'grown up' again is if you eat the mushroom...

*Machias looked down at Mike, at the others, and then reached for Splinter. Mike crouched, and Splinter took her into his arms again.*

Don: *has the mushroom in his hand* okay, Mach, you gotta eat this...

*pouting, she took the mushroom in her small hands, and took a small bite of it. It tasted funny, but she ate it. When she finished, she gave a yawn, and rested against Splinter's shoulder again.*

Mike: how long til she's normal again?

Don: Well, with the way her body works, it might be a couple hours. Its not always spontaneous like in the games, you know...

*she rubbed her eyes, feeling them get heavier and heavier*

I'm tiwed...

Sp: Sleep then, little one, and when you awake, you shall be yourself, once again.

[Nturtle]

uh oh that better be the right type of mushroom... In the Japannese Mario 2 there are poison mshrooms that make you smaller!!! :o

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter feels her become very hot, and sets her on the ground. She begins glowing.*

*videogame noises*

*Machias quickly wakes up, and looks around.*

Woah, what just happened? I remember a goomba, and then...why are you guys looking at me funny?

[Nturtle]

ah... nevermind :tsweatdr:

[Machias Banshee]

*suddenly sees that she's even smaller than before*

Donnie! I'm gonna kill you!!!! Find the right mushroom, and get it to me now!!!

*her screaming only sounds like insect talk, but Donnie quickly gets the RIGHT mushroom, and gives it to her. The mushroom is now bigger than she is, but she takes a bite anyways. She suddenly grows an inch. she eats more, she grows more. She continues this until she is at her normal height once again.*

Ah.... That was exceedingly strange...

[Nturtle]

well at least its over, and I won't be giving anymore piggy back rides!! *crosses arms* :x

[Machias Banshee]

*gives Nturtle a hug*

Tank coo for da piggy wide! :D :P

[Nturtle]

:teek:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: thanks for being nice to me....

mike: what about me?

:) thanks mike...and Splinter. :D

Splinter/Mike: :D

[Nturtle]

whew.. I was afraid she was going to keep acting like a 6 year old!! :P

[Machias Banshee]

I can if i want... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

No, I think we'll just keep you like you are. :roll:

Shade: *sees he's no longer needed and runs off for home as fast as he can*

[Machias Banshee]

*Blinks* what's his problem?

Sp: Well, now that you are your normal self once again, we best be on our way, we have some interesting things occuring in the Fanworks thread. You young ladies have a good evening.

*Turtles and Splinter go back to the ATFT thread*

[enigma-1]

*shrugs scalmly* His mate is expecting and he doesn't want to miss the arrival.

[Machias Banshee]

hmmm, okay...

*stands motionlessly in a moment of thought, smiles and looks back up*

okay, what now? It hasnt been very busy as of late...

[enigma-1]

Um, start plotting some new pranks? I don't know.

[Machias Banshee]

man, i cant think of any! I'm losing my pranking capabilities! those Darn mushrooms must be to blame...

[enigma-1]

*thinks* Well, I have a couple of ideas, but I don't know if they would work or not.

[Machias Banshee]

lay 'em on me... :D

[enigma-1]

Well, try replacing the toothpaste w/ jello and maybe rigging some projectors so it looks like a giant Shredder is attacking or something.

[Machias Banshee]

I think you might want some practice in pranking... :D

hmm...We could do something along the lines of the toothpaste...oh, where did Kali put that tainted wax?!

*goes rummaging through the closet*

Got it! I say we do some drive by turtle waxing! :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*shrugs, blushing a little* Well, I spend a lot of my time alone. I know how to get revenge, but pranks aren't exactly my thing.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, okay, think of it as revenge against Raph for being such a jerk towards you when you brought them here... :D

[enigma-1]

Now that I can get into. Do we make it brutal or just terrifying? :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

Whatever our evil little hearts desire... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*pulls out some firecrackers and vials out of her satchel* Looks like I'll get to use these after all.

[Reznorite420]

I'm a n00bie here too...nevertheless, welcome! I hope this is a friendly community....just something to get hooked onto for now. All the other message boards I've been too have either sucked big ones or just been plain uninteresting.

[enigma-1]

Well, all I can say is welcome aboard and have...I can't believe I'm gonna do this. Have a mango of welcome.

*groans as she hands over the mango* I can't believe I just did this.

And you'll find that the folks here are friendly and that this place is anything but boring.

[Nturtle]

Thats not the proper mango routine!! You've got to do it with style, pazazaz, excitment!!!! *tosses rez a mango of welcome* :D

[enigma-1]

Like I usually even do this. :roll:

[Nturtle]

I do it all the time!!! Azraelito, Angryash, Bowser and many others who never really stayed I welcomed em' all!!! :P

[enigma-1]

Normally, I just say hi. But since there was no one else around, I decided to go on and get it done.

[Nturtle]

:lol: well its the first rule in the book!! *pulls out big dusty forum rules book out of his shell* see says right here "always present a mango with pride!!" :P

[enigma-1]

How about burn book to a crisp? Is that in there? :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

*protects book* NOOO!!! don't you dare touch Mr.Rules book!!!!! :sick:

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

what? Mr.Rules book has every right to live like everybody else!! :P

[enigma-1]

Um Nturtle, unless that thing thinks or at least has some form of living function, it's not alive. :sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

it does... its alive!! see!! *claps book open and closed while making book like voice* :tanime:

[enigma-1]

Oh brother. It's the sawdust all over again. :roll:

[Nturtle]

um... what sawdust *looks around nervously for sawdust*

[enigma-1]

It's a phase that Azure went through. He thought that this bag of sawdust he had could talk. Oh boy. :roll:

[Nturtle]

See!!! good old azure knows what I mean!!!! right Mr.Rules book?

book: damn straight!!

[enigma-1]

Don't make me get the straight jacket. :roll:

[Nturtle]

EEP!!! :teek: NO!!!!! I won't go back to the padded wall place!!!!!!!!!! :x NEVER!!!! Me and Mr.Rules Book will run free!!!

[azure turtle]

It's a phase that Azure went through. He thought that this bag of sawdust he had could talk. Oh boy. :roll:
*watches from his perch on top of a pyramid*
I heard that!!
*pulls out his baggy of sawdust*
Don't worry, Martin. She didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Hey, maybe Nturtle will let you play with Mr. Rules Book? Would that cheer you up? :D

[Nturtle]

Why not? I'm sure they could have lots of fun together!!!!! :D

[Machias Banshee]

:tconfuse:

[azure turtle]

Yay! Diddja hear that, Martin? :anime:
*slides down the pyramid to join Nturtle*
Okay, here you go.
*places Martin next to Mr. Rules Book*
Now, you two play nice, or there will be no mango sorbet for desert!

[enigma-1]

*groans* Great. Now I have to set up cells for both of them. :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

*watches Azure nad Nturtle walk away from their combustible friends*

Hmmm, Mr. Rules and Martin look cold...Maybe they'd like to warm by the fire... :evilgrin:

*sets the book and bag of sawdust by a Rather large bonfire, and watches the hot cinders creep closer to the potential fuel sources*

[enigma-1]

*snickers* Machias, you read my mind. :D

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... :evilgrin:

*The book and bag start to char on the sides, and in one sudden *POOMPH!* they are a pile of little ashes*

*blinks* gee, that happened faster than i expected....

[enigma-1]

You know, now might be a good time to make a strategic exit.

[Machias Banshee]

Ummm.....Yeah.

*puts up Mental shield and B-lines it outta the thread*

[enigma-1]

*disappears*

[Machias Banshee]

*the ashes blow into the wind, and land on a plot of rich soil*

[Little_Ebony_Filly]

wow :o :o :o :o i'm gone for 3 days and this thing takes off like a rocket

[enigma-1]

(hey, this is the forum. anything can happen here)

[Storm Wolf]

heheh.....yepp yepp! *bounces around from eating to many peanut butter cups*

[Tinselcat]

oooooh! peanut butter cups!! can i have one?

[azure turtle]

*wanders back into the thread*
Martin!! Time for lunch, little buddy!
*looks around, but Martin and Mr. Rules Book are nowhere to be found*
Martin...?? NOOOOOO!!! He's gone!
*weeps bitterly*
:cry:

[Machias Banshee]

*a piece of Martin flies by, tauntiung Azure before flying down to the plot of ash laden soil*

[azure turtle]

*sees the little chip of sawdust and slowly picks it up*
Martin!!! What happened to you?!
*notices the burned ashes*
Grrrrr... Whoever did this is going to pay. :flaming: Martin has been my friend since the birth of the mango craze!! There shall be no mercy for the wicked. :evil:
*grabs his katana*
Now, to find who's responsible for such a morbid act...

[Nturtle]

*sees ash*WHAT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT MR.RULES BOOK!!!!! Murderers!!!! who could of done this!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! :(
I'll kill them!!!!! I'll beat them to death with Peanuts and tofu!!!!!!! *takes out big block of tofu and a big jar of peanuts* :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

[Machias Banshee]

*falls over laughing in next thread over*

[azure turtle]

*waves his katana in the air*
Come, Nturtle! We must find those responsible for burning our friends!
*places the sawdust chip into a small baggy*
Alas, poor Martin... I knew him well. :cry:

[Nturtle]

RIGHT!!! they must die for thier acts!!!!!!! ahh... Mr.Rules Book.... WAAAHHH!!!! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cussing.gif

[Machias Banshee]

Uhoh, better hide...Man, i never thought it would have burned like they did...another chalk up to the naughty list...I swear, the others are gonna take all the snippets of me causing trouble, put it into one big thread, and have a lawsuit against me...Splinter being Judge, everyone being Jury...that would be neat , but scary.

*hides under crates*

[Nturtle]

so where do you propose we start looking for the evil ones, Azure? :evil:

[azure turtle]

Well... I suppose we could start searching near the pyramids...
*a tiny voice catches his attention*
Waitaminute...
*takes the sawdust chip out of the bag and puts it up to his ear*
Martin!! You're still here... but barely... Quick, tell me who did this! Nturtle and I will make sure they suffer for what they did to you and Mr. Rules Book.
*continues listening, nodding every now and then*
He says that some sort of ravishing reptile was responsible... Now who do you suppose that could be?

[Machias Banshee]

dangit, they didnt all burn...I'll have to get that one later...*jumps up and flees to the FW threads*

[Nturtle]

She must be hiding in a diffrent thread!!! We can get there quickest through the ventilators!!! :x

[azure turtle]

Yes!! :mad: We'll have to have a nice "talk" with Machias when we find her. Grr... first my bandanna, and now one of my most loyal friends.

Quickly, to the ventilator shaft, Nturtle!

[Machias Banshee]

*looks from MP thread and cringes*

Theyre gonna kill me if Splinter doesnt get me first...

*returns to MP thread*

[Nturtle]

NYAAAHHH!!!!! *jumps into Ventilator shaft leading the way* :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

*listens to their sounds in the vents and quickly decides to just go in and stop them from finding any certain 'already peeved at me' individuals...*

Azure, Nturtle! I'm over here!

[Nturtle]

LOOK Over there!!! *tries to stand in vent but bumps his head* OW!!! GET HER!!!!! *scrambles toward Machias* :x

[azure turtle]

Where?! I can't see anything! It's too dark!
*bumps his head on the wall of the ventilator shaft*
Curses!!

[Nturtle]

hold on! *searches through his shell until he pulls out a flashlight* there we go!! *points in direction Machias's voice came from*

[Machias Banshee]

Eep!

*chickens out and flees to FW forums*

[azure turtle]

Aha! Good call, Nturtle! After her!!! :mad:
*starts crawling as fast as possible*

[enigma-1]

*appears, looking half asleep* Huh? What's going on? :-?

[Nturtle]

NYAH!!!!! *pops out at other end of Ventilator where Machias went into* :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

*arrow shoots through the forum, impaling the tree next to Nturtle*

~Nturtle,
Please bring yourself and Azure to the Fanworks thread.
Splinter~

[terran631]

*watches arrow and message fly by*

How clever. Wish I'd thought of that.

[enigma-1]

*yawns* Would someone mind telling me what's going on?

[terran631]

Hmm...I could be wrong, but I think Machias is running for her life. She burned something of Azure's and Nturtles.

[Nturtle]

Only Azure's best friend Martin and my best friend Mr.Rules book!!!!!!! :x
*sees arrow next to him* eep... NYAH!!! taste peanut power!!!! *hurls peanuts at Machias* :flaming:
eh... the fanworks thread? :ohwell:

[enigma-1]

Oh, so they finally noticed.

*yawns* I'm going back to bed. Bye.

*disappears*

[azure turtle]

Hmmm... :evilgrin:
*rushes over to the FW thread while trying to navigate the ventilator shafts*

[Storm Wolf]

* pops in and Throws peanut butter cups at everyone* WWWWOOOOOOHOOOO

[azure turtle]

*rushes back in*
CANDY!! :eek:
*starts gobbling up the peanut butter cups*

[Nturtle]

*hears Azure say candyand rushes back in* Huh?? where is it?? me want it!!!!! :o

[azure turtle]

Here ya go... Tiger came into the thread throwing peanut butter cups.
*gives Nturtle a whole handful of candy*
I'm stuffed with candy... I think I'm going to go relax near the pool.
*wanders away*

[Machias Banshee]

*snickers at the peice of candy 'stuck' to Azure's shell...*

[azure turtle]

Huh??
*hears something and turns around to see Machias giggling*
What's so funny...?

[Machias Banshee]

ohnothingbye!

*disappears*

[azure turtle]

*scratches his head in thought*
I wonder what that was all about...
*heads over to the pool and and sits on the edge, splashing the water with his feet*

[Machias Banshee]

*The candy melts, covering the blue turtle's shell in chocolate and peanutbutter, making him look llike a walking Reeses...*

[azure turtle]

That's odd... I've got a weird tingly sensation on my shell... Maybe I should take another shower.
*walks over to the shower room*

[Machias Banshee]

the hot water makes the chocolate stickierk sticking to the insides of his shell...*

[terran631]

*wonders why Machias is watching Azure in the shower??*

[azure turtle]

*walks out of the shower room*
There, much better.
*approaches the mirror and places his bandanna back on*
Well now... Waitasec, what's that??
*notices chocolate stains on his shell*
Curses!!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*um-er...*poof**

...she is gone...

[azure turtle]

*wanders into his room and rummages through his closet*
Aha!! Here it is! The Ultra Shell Scrubber 3000! This ought to take care of that stubborn chocolate...
*turns on the USS 3000 and starts scrubbing away*
Th-this th-thing is p-powerful!
*after a few moments, Azure turns off the USS 300 and looks in the mirror*
Ah, much better! No traces of chocolate, and my shell has a nice shine to it!

[Machias Banshee]

*hides the turtlewax, grinning evilly*

[azure turtle]

(( You're just begging for more punishment from Splinter, aren't you?? :razz: ))

*Suddenly, Azure noticed an odd scent*
What is that?? Hmm... smells oddly familiar...

[Machias Banshee]

((NO! we're just suffering from brain block! please, i know you can do an awesome job at describing stuff! We need you, man...))

[Storm Wolf]

*Pops up from behind the table* Who wants some snickers!

*trys aiming one of the unwrapped candy bars at azure's clean shell* heheheheh!

[Nturtle]

*still gobbeling up his candy* you know *munch munch* I heard that there is *munch* an infinite pile of candy somewhere in Pittsburg *munch munch* :tpizza:

[enigma-1]

:-? :-?

[azure turtle]

*starts catching snickers with his mouth*
Mmm... Thanks, Tiger! :D

*stares at Nturtle*
An INFINITE pile of candy in Pittsburg?! :eek: What're we waiting for? Let's go find it!
*grabs a shovel*
Where do I start digging??

[Nturtle]

hmmmm... *scratches his head* well I dunno! which way would pittsburg be from here :ohwell: ??

[azure turtle]

Uh... I dunno. I suppose it'd be that way.
*points*
But then again, it could be that way...
*points*
Hey! Maybe we can just dig a hole to China and look for candy there! :anime:

[Nturtle]

oooh!!! Chinnese candy!!! *licks lips* alrighy then!!!! *pulls out a shovel and starts digging* :D

[azure turtle]

*drools*
Yes, let's hurry! I'm hungry! :anime:
*joins Nturtle in digging*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Wanders over*

Hi guys! What are you doing?

[azure turtle]

*stops digging for a few minutes*
Hi SC!! We're digging a hole to China, so we can sample the fine sweets down there! :D I'm soooo hungry...
*continues digging*

[Machias Banshee]

there's mango lassie in the next thread over, if you want some...

[azure turtle]

*pauses for a moment*
But... Nturtle and I had our sights set on China. Actually, we were thinking about Pittsburgh first, but we didn't know how to get there. So we're digging straight down into China! :anime:
*starts digging again*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Glances around and points at a nearby store* Why don't we just go in that chocolate shop with the banner that says "Free chocolate"?

[Machias Banshee]

*walks out carrying big bag of Lindt Chocolate truffles*

*munchmunch* Mmmm... :D

[azure turtle]

*pops out of the hole, dirt covering his face*
Free chocolate?!! Darn! Why am I always the last one to find out about these things?
*pouts*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Walks in to the shop and up to the counter*

I'd like to be coated with dark chocolate with a few milk chocolate drizzles please!

[azure turtle]

Wait for me!!!
*drops his shovel and scrambles out of the hole*
Chocolate!! Candy!!! Food!!
*runs into the store, huffing and puffing*
Is...there...any chocolate left??

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias suddenly appears as the sales clerk*

As you wish... :evilgrin:

*chocolate-filled firehose appears in her hands, and she turns it on fullblast*

[Skeletoncrew]

*A chocolate coated Skeletoncrew walks up to Azure.* Yep! There's plenty for all! There's even enough to bathe in if you like!

[azure turtle]

*licks his fingers*
Well, this is a first... But I'd rather not bathe in chocolate.
*licks his hands*
This is really good chocolate. :D I wonder if they have any in boxes...
*starts rummaging through the store*

[Machias Banshee]

*appears in cute lil' chocolate brown outfit, with a nametag that says 'Machias'*

Hello! Would you like to try some free samples? :D :D

[azure turtle]

*turns around, still dripping in chocolate*
Um... hi, Machias! Sure, I'd like a free sample! :anime:

[Machias Banshee]

Okay! :D

*pulls lever, Azure drops into a giant brown pile of....CHOCOLATE!*

[azure turtle]

*pops out of the pile*
This is a bit more than I expected.
*sighs*
Why do I get the feeling that I've suddenly walked into Willy Wonka's place? :neutral:

[terran631]

*little green men dance in and start singing*

"Oompa Loompa....."

*Terran appears with Raph's slingshot*

[Machias Banshee]

*ladder appears on side of candypool*
Everyone out! closing time! grab what you want and head out!

[azure turtle]

*shakes his head*
I think I've eaten too much candy for tonight...
*scrambles to get out of the store*

[Storm Wolf]

:o wow look at all the chocolate....and no one invited me again *pouts*

Wait azure....you still have some chocolate on you! *runs after azure trying to lick him*

[Machias Banshee]

Well, there goes My potty mind again...

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/toilet_claw.gif

[enigma-1]

I'm not even gonna ask on this one. :sweatdro:

[DarthRaphael]

**Holy cow**

FYI - I talked about "bathing" my then girlfried in chocolate and strawberry sauce about 2 weeks into me dating her, and we ended up getting married. :D So be careful!!!

[Kali]

Wow! That's an interesting story. Wish I could find someone like that.

*looks around* Man, I miss all the fun. *follows Azure to see if he has anymore chocolate on him*

[Tinselcat]

so does that mean machias banshee is going to marry a toilet? :-?

[enigma-1]

Hey, it can't be any worse than dating Bigfoot like I do.

[Machias Banshee]

so does that mean machias banshee is going to marry a toilet? :-?


HUH?!?!?!?!?! Where did you get THAT idea?

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Heck if I know.

[azure turtle]

Machias!! You're getting married to a toilet and you didn't even invite me?? :razz:
*sees Tiger and Kali chasing him*
Stop!!! I'm not covered in chocolate any more! I took a shower!
*runs away*

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Machias Banshee]

I did not marry a toilet! That's my dirty mind going down the drain!!!

[azure turtle]

Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'll cook you a wedding cake some other time. :D

[Machias Banshee]

Nope, i'm not marrying a toilet...I am getting married tho.... :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

*looks around at people talking about toilets* huh??? :-? I have GOT to post more often...

[Kali]

Nope, i'm not marrying a toilet...I am getting married tho.... :evilgrin:
Huh? Did I just hear that correctly?

[Machias Banshee]

Yup, i'm marrying the mutant of my life... *gloms onto azure's arm* We're getting married, in VEGAS!

[Kali]

Okay, as long as I get to be the mistress.

[Machias Banshee]

okay!

*pulls out big book o' weddin dresses (and other things....:evilgrin: )

I was looking at the white leather and blue crushed velvet....which dress do you like?

[Kali]

:evilgrin:

Ooh, that's pretty. And the blue'll match the groom! I've always been a velvet and satin kind of girl, myself.

[Machias Banshee]

Hmmm, what SHOULD the groom wear?

*looks at models wearing but a suitcoat and a smile*

Hmmm, I like this Cummerbund and chains look....

[enigma-1]

*snickers* I suggest the ball AND chain accessories for his ankle, then he can't run away. :P

(sorry azure, just had to say that)

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr: ...

[azure turtle]

NOOOOOOO!!!! :eek: I thought the toilet was gonna get married, not me! Hold on a sec, I'm gonna straighten this out.
*runs away*

[Nturtle]

look you scared off poor Azure again!!!!

[enigma-1]

He'll be back. Again.

[azure turtle]

*returns, dragging Mikey by the bandanna tails*

Mikey: Hey, what's the big idea??

*props the confused Mikey up, facing Machias*

First, you're girlfriend was gonna marry a toilet, and now she wants to marry me! Here, you better settle things.

Mikey: Wha?

Bye bye!

*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Machias Banshee]

*Mike and Machias look at each other, and she grins*

I was just messing wit his head. I was talking to Kali about white leather wedding dresses and the groom wearing a cumerbund and a smile... :embarass:

[Nturtle]

:tconfuse: I am soooooo confused... wake me up later *takes a nap*

[Machias Banshee]

Mike: *folds his arms* Okay.....*grins* kinda took MY idea of torment.....

oH really...? who were YOu gonna 'marry'?

Mike; *coughterrancough*

*blinks for a second before bursting out laughing*

[enigma-1]

:D :roll:

[prowler4]

I'm scared. :(

[enigma-1]

You're not the only one. :roll:

[terran631]

Mike: *folds his arms* Okay.....*grins* kinda took MY idea of torment.....

oH really...? who were YOu gonna 'marry'?

Mike; *coughterrancough*

*blinks for a second before bursting out laughing*


:o
Oh wow, that's news to me. IF my sons come out looking like a ninja turtle my husband will throw a fit. He's already jealous because of how much I talk about them

[enigma-1]

*chuckles* I'm lucky in that consideration. My boyfriend likes TNMT, though not as much as me. :P

[Machias Banshee]

Ah, does your husband know about the thread youve been working feverishly on? :P

[enigma-1]

From the looks of it, he'd probably faint.

[terran631]

Hmm..Knows about it? Sure. there's a fight over the computer every night around 11. But does he KNOW about it. Nah. I keep him in the dark. :)

[enigma-1]

Good move. My folks would have a fit if they knew what I do around here sometimes.

[Nturtle]

:sleep:

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

*gets up* ahhh.... that was a good nap, well I'm having breakfast. *pulls out a box of TMNT cereal* :P

[Machias Banshee]

You sure you wanna eat that? its like, ten years old...It's probably got some sort of super-mutated mold in there now...

[Nturtle]

it gives it a good flavor.. *opens the box causing small some what melting glowing 2 foot tall turtle to pop out* what the %#!&!! ???????????? :teek:

[azure turtle]

Uh oh... you did it now. You relesed the great turtle genie that's been sleeping in that cereal box for more than a decade. :eek:

[Nturtle]

:teek: okay.... nobody panic *watches little slimey green turtle run around in circles making "hoot noises"* I said nobody panic... *pause* STOP PANICING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

[enigma-1]

Um, Nturtle, you're the only one that's panicking. :roll: :sweatdro:

[azure turtle]

We must sacrifice something to the great turtle!! :eek:
*panics*

[Machias Banshee]

Dont look at me! I told you not to open it...

[Nturtle]

EEP!!!! I"M NOT PANICING!!!!!!!!!!! We must sacrifice thousands of bad anime shows to the great turle for forgiveness!!!! :o

[Machias Banshee]

*grabs Nturtle's shoulders and shakes him* dont make me have to slap you, Man! Just...give them a pizza!

[Nturtle]

okay, okay, I'll keep calm....... *turtle thing begins nawing on table* :tsweatdr: awww.. hell you deal with it...

[enigma-1]

I got just the thing to get rid of our guest. :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

huh? what?? tell me??? :o

[enigma-1]

Something I never thought I would have a use for. Cooler, front and center!

*baby Naga slithers in, hissing evilly*

[Nturtle]

huh? a snake!? it won't work on a demented turtle genie I can tell you that!!!! :sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe, after what he did to Raph, i dont doubt her one bit... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Ha! You don't know Cooler. Even Rage won't stay near that little brat.

Cooler: *hisses*

Shut it or I'll put the muzzle back on you. Now, just do your thing and send the turtle genie guy away.

*points and Cooler is off, leaving a trail of dust in his path*

[Nturtle]

huh? what happened? (I've got to go to the fan fic section more often :P )

[enigma-1]

*watches as Cooler and Turtle genie start to fight* Well, Cooler bit Raph, which nearly caused him to lose his leg. If he were older, we would already be short one turtle.

[Nturtle]

But you can't bite turtle genies!!! they are highly toxic!!! especially the ones that come out of cereal boxes!!!! :dead: