Hey Peeps, I'm new

[The Lone Turtle]

Hey all :) Well, I'm new to the forums, and thought I'd just introduce myself, and perhaps get to know some of you :)

[Storm Wolf]

Heheh.....I got here first! ::Dances around happily:: Welcome to the forums!! Hope you have a good time here, this is a really good site and with lots-o-friendly ppls (a little crazy as well), but I think you'll like it here very much and once again

WELCOME!!

[Kali]

Hi ho, Lone Turtle! Welcome to our message board. I'm sure you'll love it here. Have some pizza. :tpizza:

Hmm, seems the others got to it already. There should be something else around here somewhere...

[angryash]

hi welcome you may have got hear first but i will be the first one to give the lone turtle a mango (hands a mango to the lone turtle)

[Nturtle]

*comes crashing out of ventilator shaft* Hey Lone Turtle!!!! Welcome to the technodrome!!! I see you already got your mango of welcome, enjoy your stay!!!!!! :D

[Nickokapo]

Welcome, lone turtle!

[Nunchucker]

Huh? What? I think I see a light. *blinks*

Welcome Lone Turtle. You have no hopes of getting to know me because I have this nasty habit of disappe*......

[Nturtle]

well I'll be.... you know, I never really understood that guy

[enigma-1]

*appears in a corner* That's the norm for this place, Nturtle. I thought you knew that by now. :P

Anyhow, welcome aboard, Lone Turtle. Hope you enjoy yourself here. :)

[Nturtle]

oh I never got used to it, I've always been it!!!!!!! :evilgrin: :goof: *does cartwheels*

[enigma-1]

Whatever. :roll:

[Nturtle]

suit yourself *cartwheels straight into a wall*... ouch....

[PWDESAI]

hey, gives loneturtle a pear, yeah um... nm

[azure turtle]

Hi Lone Turtle!!! Welcome to the Technodrome forums!! Hmm... Are you the same dude from the UM forums?? There's a Lone Turtle at UM who's also from Australia... Just wondering if you're the same person. :)
*gives Lone a mango of welcome*
You can never have enough of these! :anime: Enjoy your stay!

[Nunchucker]

well I'll be.... you know, I never really understood that guy

What guy? where? *nosey*

[The Lone Turtle]

Thanks for the warm welocme fellas :) And thanks for the mangoes :D

And, yes Azure its me from UM :D

[azure turtle]

Ah, okay! So you're the Lone Turtle I'm familiar with. Cool beans! :D Glad to see you here, dude!

well I'll be.... you know, I never really understood that guy

What guy? where? *nosey*
Eh?? What guy do you speak of?

[Nturtle]

the one with a nasty habit of disappe... and never finishes sentances

[angryash]

you meen pwde whats his name :goofygri: :goofygri: :goofygri:

[Little_Ebony_Filly]

i'm slow but "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" (lol frosty the snowman) :goofygri: oh i mean Welcome to Technodrome hope u have fun here. I do al least like tiger said the ppl here r nice and here have a Strawberry there good almost as good as mango's and pears but oh well ok so once agian happy b-day ttyl bye see ya around

[Vespera Blaze]

LOL...

Hiya Lone Turtle!

Welcome to the forums. I don't stick my nose out and post very often, but you can find me lurking through here fairly regularly.

So I gotta ask... "Who was that masked turtle?"

LOL
laters!

[azure turtle]

the one with a nasty habit of disappe... and never finishes sentances
Ooh... You mean Nun? Nun isn't a guy... She's a gal. ;)

[Nturtle]

whoops!!! :embarass: sorry nun!!! thats one problem with the internet, you never know :dead:

[enigma-1]

*glances at Nturtle* No kidding. :roll:

[Nunchucker]

I knew I should have gone for the pink tutu get up instead of the amy surplus combats :roll:

[Nturtle]

welll, that would make things a little easier. :P

[Little_Ebony_Filly]

no pay anything to me i only just said happy b-day o-well

[angryash]

happy b/day to who

[Nturtle]

a birthday? YAY!!!!! birthday time!!!!!!!!! *snaps fingers crreating party hats and kazoos for everyone* :tparty: Happy, happy HAPPY BIRTDAY!!!!!!!

[Kingkapong]

ya!! on my birthday gundam SEED is being aired for the first time in japan. if only i lived in japan... (or get japanese television)

[Nturtle]

so its your birthday!!! Happy birthday kingk!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really know nothing about gundum but tou can always download eps off Irc I assume

[Little_Ebony_Filly]

nooooooo u guys didn't get it didn't u see my 1st post one here if not read it and it will make sense

[angryash]

o ok :P :P :P

[Nturtle]

oh, so who's birthday is it??

[Nunchucker]

No ones <sigh> :roll: Well I'm sure it is someones, but not here

[Nturtle]

awwww.... nevemind then :( *snaps fingers and all the party stuff dissapears*

[Tinselcat]

no cake? :cry:

[The Lone Turtle]

Well, how about this?

*Rolls in keg*

[Nunchucker]

Keg of coke I hope! :o :lol:

[Nturtle]

you never know... :evilgrin:
cake? YIPES!!! I forgot about cake!!!!!! :o *plops on chef's hat takes out ingredients and starts cookin*

[Storm Wolf]

*comes in from the shadows totally clueless* ok I rest my eye's for like two min. and yall are throwing a party......no one invited me! :cry:

[Nturtle]

sorry, its for whoever wanders into the thread!!! pass the mango pulp please, this is going to be one helluva cake!!!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Little_Ebony_Filly]

no u guys don't get it i said happy b-day like frosty the snow man hello haven't u guys ever whacthed it at x-mas time???

[Nturtle]

ummmm... no as a matter of fact *pours mango pulp into batter* mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Oh boy. :sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

belive me, no one can fathom how good this cake will be!!!! now pass me the chocolate syrup, red chilis and mustard please.

[Nunchucker]

*Inserts HER fingers into HER mouth and gags* *snigger*

[azure turtle]

*pats Nun on the back*
Don't worry, I'm sure the cake will turn out fine... :D
*gives Nturtle the necessary ingredients*
Heh heh... I'm hungry!!
*takes out his bib and patiently awaits for the cake*

[Nturtle]

NYAH!!! its not done yet!!!! just wait and see!!!!! I was taught to cook by the yellow iron chef guy!!!!!!!!! *adds ingredients and batter begins to churn and become unstable* ok that should do it!!!!!! *puts cake in oven to bake*

[enigma-1]

Should I start passing out the hardhats or just some energy shields? :roll:

[Nturtle]

heh... nothing can protect you from THIS cake!!!!! :evilgrin: *takes humongous bubbely somewhat burnt orange cake out of oven* Bon Appitiet!!! :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

hmmm, this reminds me of a certain story i read recently this summer...

dont set the floor onfire, or throw water on a grease fire! *puts on fire gear and brandishes her hose*

[Nturtle]

ahhh.. but all great cooks light they're food on fire to bring out the flavor!!!

[Machias Banshee]

of charcoal... :twink:

just look out when Splinter sees you playing with those matches...

[Nunchucker]

Matches? What ever happened to the vengeful fires of painful and obliterating death? :-?

[R-iZZy]

::walsk into scene:: hi guys... im back from hel... i mean my crypt!

::looks at concauction made by Nturtle:: i've seen worse!!! ::drops dead::

[Machias Banshee]

jeezum, this is starting to sound morbid...

[Nturtle]

we are morbid people :dead:
So who wants a slice o' cake????? :evilgrin: *takes out butcher knife*

[enigma-1]

Um...No thanks. I'm on a diet. :embarass:

[Nturtle]

awwwww... are you sure?! You'll never get cake like THIS again!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

I sense evil... :tsweatdr:

[Nunchucker]

we are morbid people :dead:
So who wants a slice o' cake????? :evilgrin: *takes out butcher knife*

Anone have a chainsaw handy? *buzzzzzzzzzzzz* Woooowhoo :o

[Nturtle]

that will cut it!!! (no pun intended) My cake is not evil *little demon pops out of cake and runs off laughing in high pitched voice* Well he doesn't count... he just rents out space :embarass:

[enigma-1]

*nods* I'm certain. I've been trying to get in shape again and cake would just tempt me too much. :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

what kind of cake DO you like?

[enigma-1]

Mostly chocolate, but I'll take lemon layer cake and angel food too.

[Machias Banshee]

*chocolate angelfood cake mysteriously manifests, with a pie server and two forks*

Now how did THAT get here, i wonder...? :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*Pytar zips in* CAKE!

*jumps on the food, devouring it*

Oh boy... I really need to teach him some table manners. :sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

*opens bottle of 'essence of chocolate' and wafts it towards enigma*

:evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*puts on her gas mask* Hey Pytar. Look there. More chocolate.

Pytar: *eyes shining* Chocolate! Mine!

*charges at Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Shlotzskies!

*flings bottle and flees in terror*

[enigma-1]

Pytar: *swallows the bottle whole* Good!

[Machias Banshee]

*emerges from behind rock*

jeezum, and i thought My chocolate cravings were bad! :teek:

[enigma-1]

*takes off the gas mask* Well, it comes in handy when I need to get rid of leftovers. Pytar eats anything, except potatoes. Blur eats all of those.

[Storm Wolf]

I'm not even gonna ask :sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

hey what about my cake??!!! you forget to post in one thread for a while and everybody gets rowdy!!!!!

[enigma-1]

Probably best. Pytar, go home.

Pytar: *burps* 'Kay Boss. Bye-bye. *zips off again*

[Nturtle]

nuts... well I'm having a slice *cuts cake with chain saw causing mangoy cake mess*

[enigma-1]

*wipes cake goo off her face* Um, Nturtle, how about just using a knife or something? :tevil:

[Storm Wolf]

uhhhhhh.....yeah :tsurpris: *licks some of the mango off her arm*

hey thats not half bad! :lol:

[Nturtle]

Whoops sorry!! :tanime: see I told you it would be good!!! Now who wants some!!! :evilgrin:

[Storm Wolf]

*jumps up and down excitedly* me!! me!! give me some!!

[Machias Banshee]

*Picks up a piece and looks at Nturtle evilly*

you want pie, you got pie!

*smushes pie slice onto his beak*

[enigma-1]

*follows in suit* Enjoy! :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

HEY!!!! watch it!!!! (besides its cake!) eat up!!! *gives a slice to tiger*

[enigma-1]

*smiles innocently* Just returning the favor.

[Machias Banshee]

*unfortuanately, Nturtle 'trips' and the pie goes flying and comes into bad contact with Tiger's fur*

Uh-oh...

[Storm Wolf]

*wolfs down the cake hungrily* heheheh! more!! more!

[enigma-1]

Um...:sweatdro:

[Storm Wolf]

Sorry I've had a weeeeee bit to much sugar tonite.....hehehe!! :lol: :lol:

[enigma-1]

Tiger, that's an understatement. :roll:

[Storm Wolf]

oh?.....and how do you figure that???

*bounces off the walls.....literally*

[enigma-1]

*watches her* I think you're already proving my case as we speak.

[Storm Wolf]

*stops bouncing and thinks about it for a moment, then shrugs and starts bouncing again*

tralalalalal.....heheheh!!!

[Machias Banshee]

Now where did i put that tranquilizer gun???

[Storm Wolf]

eeeeep :o *bounces around trying to find a place to hide*

[enigma-1]

Will this one do? *holds out one of her ion blaster thingies*

[Machias Banshee]

*looks at it* Yup.

[Storm Wolf]

*stops bouncing and sits still* ok!! ok!!! i'm good no more bouncing!!

*eye twitches with pent up energy* hehehe!

*begins to shake violently as if shes gonna burst* me is ok!!! hehe!

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Storm Wolf]

:lol: :lol: :anime: :rolling:

[Storm Wolf]

ok this is a little freaky my cuz has this horse that neighs when you push him and he's going off......funny thing is I'm the only one in the house :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

Um, I'd locik your room door if i were you... :teek:

[Storm Wolf]

I don't think the locked door would help it......I think the toy is possesed or somethin :o

[Machias Banshee]

Is it in the room with you? I'd stick it out in the hall, or lock it into a closet. Thsi could turn into one of those Horror B-movies... :eek:

[Storm Wolf]

no thank god it's not in the room with me.....it's on her bed.....but I'm ....uhhhh....afraid to go shut the door. :o

[Machias Banshee]

Just run real fast, shut it, and then hide under the desk for a minute or two...

[Storm Wolf]

thats what i was thinkin but every time I head that way it starts to neigh! :cry: :o

[Storm Wolf]

Man.....i closed the door and i can still hear it :o i'ma fixin to throw it out the winder possesed er not!!

[Machias Banshee]

turn on the lights and check it, maybe something got stuck form it sitting on the bed too long...

[Storm Wolf]

hehehe! *thinks for a moment* oh now i member....she said she washed it maybe thats the problamo?

I guess thats another thing I'll be fixin soon.....not the mechanical way either....hehe!

[Machias Banshee]

dont do anything TOO evil or the horse will have its revenge...

[Storm Wolf]

*puts the hammer and blow torch away* aw....shucky-dern

[azure turtle]

*flops into the thread*
What's all this talk about evil horses? Hey, maybe HT can help ya out with that. ;)
*sniffs around*
What happened to all the cake? :(

[Machias Banshee]

MOst of its gone, but....

*pulls plate out of freezer*

I saved some for those who werent here... :D

[Nturtle]

I never got a slice, damn tiger :sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

*gives piece of cake ot Nturtle and Azure*

here you go guys! :D

[Nturtle]

YAY!!!! My very own specialty Mango and red chili cake!!!! :evilgrin: *gobbles it down*

[Machias Banshee]

that chile STILL burning? :teek:

[Nturtle]

the one in my brain???

[Machias Banshee]

yeah, that stuff can last pretty long...

[Nturtle]

no it stopped by now... and that reminds me I must fulfill by destiny and destroy Bill Cosby!!! NYAH!!!!!!! *runs into ventilator shaft screaming*

[Machias Banshee]

Uh, bill cosby is the other way...

*points to the 'door' (its really a trap that will tranquilize the turtle*

[Nturtle]

oh... right *runs at door because he is a gullible turtle*

[Machias Banshee]

*door suddenly slams shut behind Nturtle*

Uh-oh, thats not the right trap! Oh shoot...um, hope he doesnt mind the tickle-torture macchine...

*looks around nervously before running away from the thread*

[Nturtle]

tickle machine..... :tconfuse:

[Machias Banshee]

dont ask...

*Machiane kicks into high gear*

Uh-oh, he isnt gonna be happy when he comes out...

*flees from angry ticked turtle*

[Nturtle]

eep its... A TICKLEING MACHINE!!!!!!! *runs for the door*

[Machias Banshee]

*unfortunately, the doors are locked, and the sound of the side-jabbers approaching increases*

[enigma-1]

*wanders back in* Hey, what's going on?

[Machias Banshee]

get down here!

*yanks Enigma down behind a rock*

Nturtle accidentally went into the tickle torturer... :teek:

[Nturtle]

*struggles with the door seeing it futile he looks up only to be cornered!!* NOOOOOO!!!!!!! EEEEEPP!!!!!!!!!! :teek:

[Machias Banshee]

*sounds of metal and Nturtle's laughter echoes across the forums*


Uh-oh....

[enigma-1]

What?! I thought you trashed that thing before you left.

[Machias Banshee]

I must have forgotten... i have traps all over the forum! I cant remember where tho! :teek:

[Nturtle]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! please.. HA!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!! heh heee hee hee!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

oh, where's the plug, where is it?!

*sees the plug in the wall*

Ahha!

*yanks the plug*

that should help...

[enigma-1]

So um, how are we gonna get Nturtle out w/o being chased all over the thread?

[Machias Banshee]

I think he'll be too tired...or he send the clones (or hounds) after us...

[Nturtle]

get me the hell out of here!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this must be cosby's work!!! :lol: :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

well, if he thinks its cosby's doing, maybe he wont come after us...

*opens the door a crack and hides again*

[Nturtle]

*comes crashing out panting* good it worked...I knew it was you not cosby :evilgrin: :flaming: NYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *picks up giant mallet and chases Machias and Enigma*

[Machias Banshee]

EEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!! :teek: :teek:

*flees in terror*

[Nturtle]

GNNNNAAAYYYAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after flattening anything in the way with mallet (kind of like in Donkey Kong :P )

[Machias Banshee]

*runs to fridge and pulls out piece of cake*

if you dont squash me, you can have another piece... *trembles with fear*

[Nturtle]

*stops in midswing* well as long as you don't trick me back into that tickle room...*grabs cake and swollows it whole* :tpizza:

[enigma-1]

*glares at Nturtle* And why were you coming after me? I didn't do anything! :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

enigma was an innocent bystander, honest...

[Nturtle]

whoops sorry!!!! :embarass: But you know how it is chasing people with mallets!!

[enigma-1]

*crosses her arms* Maybe, but remember the last time you hit me w/ something? :x

[Nturtle]

it worked.... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Maybe, but you try that again and I'm gonna be the one using a giant mallet.

[Nturtle]

:teek: ok ok..... *mutters to himself* :tgrumble:

[enigma-1]

What was that?

[azure turtle]

*happily eats the slice of cake Machias put out for him*
All this talk about Bill Cosby and anime mallets is making me lost my appetite. I shall take my leave.
*walks away, licking the crumbs off of his fingers*

[Nturtle]

nothing :dead:

[Storm Wolf]

*bounces back in hyper* got anymore cake for meeeeeee?

[DarthRaphael]

Welcome to the board, lone Turtle.
I'm going to welcome myself back, since I have been away for a while.

You guys and gals look like you have been playing the RPG too much. Just look at this welcome thread!!

[Machias Banshee]

check out 'As the forum turns' (the original) and Growing up in a glass bowl, then you can say something about RPGing ;)

[Nturtle]

*bounces back in hyper* got anymore cake for meeeeeee?
:sweatdro: deffinitly not...

[Storm Wolf]

*crosses her arms and pouts* :cry: Fine be a meanie like that

[Machias Banshee]

*Manifests a piece of cake in front of Tiger*

Now how did THAT happen...?

*walks away quickly from Nturtle*

[Nturtle]

oh great!!! now she'll go bouncing everywhere again!!!! *ducks behind a pyramid*

[enigma-1]

That's why you give her sugar-free cake. Tastes the same, only w/o the hyper aftershocks.

[Machias Banshee]

Yup! :D

[Nturtle]

oh thats good, I was afraid she would go berzerker again!! :o Is it low in fat too? :P

[enigma-1]

I think it's the fat-free type. They have that kind these days.

[azure turtle]

*pops back in*
Did someone just say "sugar" and "cake"?? Mmm... I'm hungry. :embarass:

[Storm Wolf]

no sugar free cake *makes a face* yucky.....but beggars can't be choosers

[enigma-1]

What do you know. We have another philosopher on our hands.

[Nturtle]

:roll: uh oh...

[Tinselcat]

did someone say philosophy?!?!? *dashes in wearing old bhuddist monk robes* i'm all over it!! hah!! tinselcat's wisdome of the day will strike back!!

[enigma-1]

Oh joy. :roll:

[Nturtle]

:teek: ...

[enigma-1]

Now I'm really glad that I got that upgrade six months ago.

[Nturtle]

what upgrade?

[enigma-1]

Turn off my hearing. That way, I can stay somewhere but don't have to listen.

[Nturtle]

oh lucky you, but I can always stuff my ears with parsley!!!!!! :D

[Machias Banshee]

:blanksta: ...

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

what... it leaves them smelling fresh...

[enigma-1]

Whatever. :roll:

[Nturtle]

it really does!!!! try it some time!!!!! :P

[enigma-1]

I can't.

[Nturtle]

why? no ears?

[enigma-1]

I have ears, but I can't go near parsley.

[Nturtle]

really? whys that?

[enigma-1]

I'm allergic.

[azure turtle]

did someone say philosophy?!?!? *dashes in wearing old bhuddist monk robes* i'm all over it!! hah!! tinselcat's wisdome of the day will strike back!!
I'm so relieved to hear that, TC! It's been far too long since I've read any of your wisdom. Please, you must shower us with your wise words!
*grabs a chair and places TC on it*
Story time!! :anime:
*sits down before TC and anxiously awaits for her to speak*

[Tinselcat]

*clears throat, taking about five minutes to do so* sorry about that, i just drank a bottle of orange juice... anyway... as one so enlightened as to dispense the ever-eternal wisdome, i will say one thing: do not wait until the last minute to study for your japanese kanji quiz like i am! which is why i will probably get a terrible grade on it!! do as i say, not as i do! okay, how was that, do i still have the mojo?

[enigma-1]

Sound enough, but needs a bit more mysticism. Good lord, what am I saying?

[azure turtle]

That was absolutely beautiful, TC! I shall take your wisdom to heart. But hark, you have never lost your mojo! It's been with you all along! ;)

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Nturtle]

Wow how profound!!!!!! *takes notes*

[Tinselcat]

you mean... i had my mojo the whole time? *takes a deep breath, sticking a finger in the air* WHEN THE TIME DRAWS NEAR, THE ORANGE FRILLY EGGPLANT WILL BE NIGH!! I AM THE WALRUS!! ahem. *clears her throat* stay tuned tomorrow for more enlightenment.

[Machias Banshee]

WTH?

[Nturtle]

Wow!! :o *takes more notes* Can I be an eggman? :P

[enigma-1]

:sweatdro:

[Nturtle]

goo goo gachoo?

[enigma-1]

Mallet=headache. How about that for wisdom? :wink:

[Nturtle]

okay okay.. don't need to stress you're point!!! :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

*Ahem*

'Patience gives you the power to practice; practice gives you power that leads to perfection...'

how was that?

[enigma-1]

Pretty good. I prefer this one: She who has the bigger sword and more cunning wins more battles.

[Machias Banshee]

or maybe: He who runs with untied shoes loses all fights with Gravity...

[azure turtle]

OMG!! :eek: TC, you are truly wise!!! A WALRUS! I should've thought about using a walrus a long time ago...
*evil laugh*
That Snow White won't know what hit her once I recruit a whole army of angry walruses!

[Machias Banshee]

*Manifests cage, and sticks Azure in it*

No angry walruses for you to conquer the world with!

*five angry walruses suddenly appear in the cage with the turtle*

but they can be....YOur ROOMMATES!!!!!

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA*COUGH* *GAG* *SPLUTTER* *CHOKE* *WHEEZE* ha....

[azure turtle]

*bounces up and down in the cage angrily*
How dare you stop my campaign to rule the world! Now SW is going to have a big advantage... Curse my luck.
*stares at the five walruses in the cage with him*
So, you boys up for a game of poker? It's gonna be a while 'til I think of a scheme to get us out of this one.
*the walruses nod in agreement*
Cool!
*manifests a deck of cards*
Sevens and fours are wild!
*starts dealing the cards*

[Machias Banshee]

Heh, the only way i'll let you out is if you call a truce....with SW.

[azure turtle]

A truce?! But that's no fun...
*pouts*
What do you guys think?
*turns the walruses*
Well...? Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions?
*one of the walruses calls a group huddle*
Hey Machias, this'll take a few minutes.
*joins the group huddle to hear what the walruses have to say*

[Machias Banshee]

*folds arms* this should be interesting...

[azure turtle]

*the huddle breaks up*
Okay, I've spoken to my associates and they all agree that we shouldn't call a truce until it's certain that we're going to lose. Of course, I think by that point, calling a truce would end up being a plea for mercy...

[Machias Banshee]

And it took half an hour to figure that out?

[azure turtle]

It would've gone a lot faster if Ron didn't have to call a fifteen minute recess for sardine snacks.
*everyone glares at Ron*

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* okay...*pulls away the cage*

[azure turtle]

Yes!! We're free! See guys, I told ya I'd get us out of this one...
*suddenly gets trampled by the freedom hungry walruses*
OUCH!!
*shakes an angry fist at the fleeing walruses*
Buncha backstabbers! That... really... hurt... :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*lifts the poor lil Azure from the ground*

Oh no, the 50ft aspect of me is crossing threads now...

[azure turtle]

*suddenly wakes up*
Is that even possible?! :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

*looks at Azure 50ft below her*

Uh oh.....

[enigma-1]

*appears and looks up* Primus! What happened to you?

[Machias Banshee]

I got angry about some big battle Azure and snow White were doing, and I just grew!

[enigma-1]

Um, I don't think this is necessary, but you might want to watch where you step. :o

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Dangit, why!!!! Why did this happen! I'm just gonna go sit by the pyramids...

*sets Azure on the ground before heading to the pyramid ruins*

[enigma-1]

*watches her go* Um, I'll brb. I think we're gonna need help for this one.

*disappears*

[Tinselcat]

*trots in, looking around* mmmm... i'm confused... *trips over hem of bhuddist monk's robe* SPLAT!!

[Machias Banshee]

*fifty foot machias sees TC kiss the floor, and lifts her up by her robe, setting her back on her feet.*

Dont worry, i dont think youre the only one...

[azure turtle]

*is still a bit dazed and confused*
Hey TC... How'd you get all those pretty stars to keep going around your head?? :dead:
*sees the 50 foot Machias*
:eek: Well!! Now I've seen everything.

[Machias Banshee]

See, I told you it was cross-threading! :( I dont know why i'm still big, i'm not annoyed about the fight anymore...

[azure turtle]

.... Maybe you need to touch a Goomba to shrink! It worked for Mario, and it worked for me, too!
*wonders if any of the old timers remember that incident...*
Anywho, lemme see if I can find one lurking around in here.
*starts searching*
Here, goomba goomba goomba...

[Nturtle]

need a goomba eh? Wheres Bowser Koopa when you need him!! (hey where did he go??) *begins searching under rocks*

[Machias Banshee]

hurry, I'm geting hungry....*tummy growls*

[Nturtle]

you're supposed to toch it... not eat it... :tsweatdr:

[Machias Banshee]

well, i' m still hungry... *folds arms and pouts*

[Nturtle]

hmmm... AH HA!!!!! *picks up a rock with a quivering Goomba below* Touch it quick!!!!!!! :o

[azure turtle]

(( Yah, where is Bowser Koopa?? I haven't seen that guy in long time. :( ))

*stares at the Goomba in disgust*
Where's Yoshi when ya need him?

[Machias Banshee]

It's not gonna hurt, is it? Okay...

*she touches it, and shrinks back to normal height*

ah, that's much better...

*unfortunately, the goomba likes her, and touches her agian. She then shrinks down to 6-year old size*

*little girl voice* hey! that wasnt supposed to happen! the way thisis going, i'm gonna end up the same height as the action figures!

FORGET IT! I'll just be a 6-year old for the rest of the night! :tgrumble:

[Nturtle]

YIPES!!!!! watch out!! :o :o :o don't let it touch you!!! *suits up in a bunch of pots pans and kitchen utensils*

[Machias Banshee]

*still as 6 year old*
I'm not ever gonna trust you guys and your goombas ever again!!!

[Nturtle]

Sorry!!! what we need now is a mushroom...

[Machias Banshee]

NO! knowing you guys, you'll give me a poisoned one! :eek: *starts crying* I need a hug and i want my mommy! :cry:

[enigma-1]

*reappears* I think I've got...

*spots the midget-sized Machias* What the slag happened now?!

[Machias Banshee]

*sniffs and looks up at the much taller Enigma*

Azure nad NTurtle and Me were playing, and then...I got really tall all of a sudden! 50feet! then Azure said, " Hey, let's get you a goomba", and Nturtle said, "here's one!" I touched it and got back to normal size, but then the goomba attacked me, and now i'm a little kid!

*begins crying again*
I want my mommy, or Mikey, or Splinter....NoW!!!

[Nturtle]

awwwww sorry.... *gives Machias a mango of sorryness and a hug*
I'm not sure exactly either, apperently she got really big and we tried to shrink her down with a goomba but she shrunk twice and now is tiny...

[Machias Banshee]

*kicks the taller Nturtle in the shin* This is all your fault! *continues wailing throughout the forums*

[enigma-1]

Primus give me strength. :roll:

Okay, Machias, take it easy. We'll get you back to normal. Until then, how about some cookies and milk?

[Nturtle]

*grabs shin hoping up and down* OW!!!! DAMN LITTLE HALF SIZE TYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x she must be acting like a 6 year old too... oh joy.... :dead:

[enigma-1]

Nturtle! Watch your mouth. She may be Machias, but she's still a kid right now and that sort of thing is setting a bad example. So watch it.

[Machias Banshee]

*climbs onto Nturtle's shell* I wanna ride! :evilgrin:

Cookies? *perks up* chokit chip pease! :D

[Nturtle]

:teek: this is not hapening....

[Machias Banshee]

*starts tugging on Nturtle's masktails* Nownownownownownownow!

[enigma-1]

Coming right up, Machias.

*glares at Nturtle* It's your own fault.