She hath return'd to kick butt, take names and share mangoes

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, everyone!

Man, I just got up and going today...boy, talk about a lot to read! new shows, fanfic awards, story threats....good to be back! :D

ah, Azure! I've have brought what i promised! *drags in mysterious black crate* I think you might like some of these...

soon to come...

Deadly ingenuity (i promise!)
more of No Place... (dont hurt me!)

and...

Phat Phroggy! (what?)

[Kameko]

Hi Machias! I look forward to you coming attractions!

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks, same to you as well! All your fics sound really good, and The "never test a mutant ninja rat" one looks very amusing as well...

[Nickokapo]

Clones? :blanksta: :-? i guess that's a good thing...! *votes for yes*
Welcome back machias :D

[Machias Banshee]

Thank Yee kindly! :toops: I'm looking forward to getting back in touch with everyone! :tparty:

[Nturtle]

YAY!!!!! Welcome back Machias!!! I don't knoww if you know me, I kind of lurked around in the ventilators until July or so :P

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks, I know just about Everyone here... :D

[Nturtle]

oop *gives vauge sign of recognition* accompinied by oop noise*
whats with the clones??

[Machias Banshee]

ahh, the clones...Kali and I created them one infamous night. All the turtles and Splinter. There was a Venus, but she is now a hermitess in the deep dark forum forest...

[Nturtle]

oh...well that clears things up... :blanksta:

[Machias Banshee]

VERRRY long story...I have all the clone topics organized and in proper order (somewhat) if youre ever desperately bored...

*checks watch* where is that boy? Azure! I have mangoes for you!

[Kali]

ahh, the clones...Kali and I created them one infamous night. All the turtles and Splinter. There was a Venus, but she is now a hermitess in the deep dark forum forest...
Venus has sent me several letters threatening to return. Most likely to take her revenge on me for, well... probably everything I've ever done.

I'm all for bringing back the RP. Welcome back Machias! *huggles*

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks! :D I'm glad to BE back!

Threatening letters, huh? we might have to do something drastic... :evilgrin:

Oy, You know how boring it is to not have ANY puter access?! I was either working or writing...Summer was--interesting, between going to tae kwon do, getting in the bike accident, working at Irving, and coming back...how you doin'?

[Kali]

Okay. My life's been pretty boring. Tried about five times to move out, but my friends kept backing out and changing plans at the last minute. I've decided that they aren't people I want to take that sort of responsibility with. Especially now that they're getting married.

Trying to find the time and money to get my navel pierced. I saw this cute turtle bar that I totally fell in love with.

Had a bout of some mysterious virus thing, random boredom-induced depressions, and writer's block like you wouldn't believe.

[Machias Banshee]

OUch, sounds rough... :tconfuse: maybe the fic awards will get you back into high gear...

[Kali]

Yeah. I remember when I was nominated in the last one. Surprised as hell, but very happy even though I didn't win.

And I hope getting back to our Clone Saga will help my creativity too. I've got one kiddie turtle fic I'm working on at the moment that promises to help cheer me up. :D

[Machias Banshee]

ooh ooh, tell tell, hint hint, something something!!! :rolling:

[Kali]

Well, on another forum we were talking about the turtles not being clothed, and whether they'd be modest. Got me thinking about how kids aren't all that modest and go through "I wanna be naked" phases where it's a fight to get them to get and stay dressed. Well, the turtles don't wear clothes, so what if the opposite was true, and one of them went through an "I wanna be clothed" phase.

[Machias Banshee]

:tlol: I can just see the lil' guys going through Splinter's wardrobe.... lil' turtles in his giant robes. Kimonos can consist of YARDS of cloth... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*snicker* Well, it's just gonna be one of them at first, maybe he'll get the others to join. I'm keeping in mind that it would be really hard for them to get decent clothes. And most of it would be really big. *starts jotting down ideas*

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* I can just see one of them finding a thong or a bra and thinking their earmuffs or something...

[enigma-1]

Oh brother. That sounds like something that my little nephew did when he got into my closest once. Not a pretty sight.

Anyhow, w/b Machias. Glad to see that you're up and running again. :P

[Machias Banshee]

thanks :D I just got back from Marine Biology class, and i'm ready for some forum hooliganny!

I'm contemplating whether or not i should have some 'proofreaders for my InGen story...or maybe if i should just torture everyone for a lil' while longer... :ttwisted:

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Well, as Demonspawn once said and I quote: "Torture of any type as mild, just as long as you leave them around for the next time."

Not exactly what he meant, but I think it can apply to that too. :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

well, I've jsut put up a revised version of No Place's chapter one, am about to put up chapter two, AND I'm going to put on the first chapter of Deadly inGenuity... I've been a good girl, really! ;D

[enigma-1]

Yay! Something new to read! :P

[Machias Banshee]

yeah, unfortunately, it might not show up for a while, but if i manage to get a link to them, I'll post them in the plug thread in the fanworks section... :D

[enigma-1]

Cool.

*sighs* Hmm. Maybe I should start getting something new out too. I've got major writer's block on my other stuff.

*looks at WIP* Ah ha. Got just the thing.

*zips off to work*

[Machias Banshee]

*copied and brought over from fanworks thread*


*FANFARE*

I am now proud to present the first of a long line of chapters of my story, "Deadly InGen-uity"

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954690

Read, and let me know what you think in your reviews (that i'd greatly appreciate).

I know the dialogue isnt organized correctly, but thats how the site put it up...

[azure turtle]

*glomps Machias*
Yay!!! You've finally returned to us! It's been a while, ne? :anime: I see you're already posting up some of the fics you've been working on. I can't wait to read them!! Sadly, I'll be busy this weekend once again, so I don't think I can do any fic reading until Monday. I'm still way behind in a lot of fics that I'm reading. *sigh*

Hey, you're taking Marine Bio this year?! No way, dudette! I'm taking the same subject!! Hey, maybe we can help each other out (nudge nudge, wink wink). :D

Did you enjoy your summer? I had lots of fun traveling and hanging out with friends and family. Heh... I missed a lot of my friends from high school.

Anywho, glad to have you back, Machias! And uh... I hope the clones will be happy to be taken off of that dusty shelf. ;)

[Machias Banshee]

*glomps Machias*

*gets up and dusts off*

Heh, thanks ;)

*Yay!!! You've finally returned to us! It's been a while, ne? :anime: I see you're already posting up some of the fics you've been working on. I can't wait to read them!! Sadly, I'll be busy this weekend once again, so I don't think I can do any fic reading until Monday. I'm still way behind in a lot of fics that I'm reading. *sigh*

Dont worry, it will be well worth the wait ;)

*Hey, you're taking Marine Bio this year?! No way, dudette! I'm taking the same subject!! Hey, maybe we can help each other out (nudge nudge, wink wink). :D*

No way! Sweet! We're starting up plankton right now. Hey dont hesitate to ask questions, and I'll do the same... :thyper:

*Did you enjoy your summer? I had lots of fun traveling and hanging out with friends and family. Heh... I missed a lot of my friends from high school.*

Heh, would you like to see the monvie? I'm working on keeping my second job after getting laid off from a laundromat, of all places. I'm pretty much recovered from my bike accident, with just one nasty scar on my arm. I was so busy, I didnt get to see anyone :(

Anywho, glad to have you back, Machias! And uh... I hope the clones will be happy to be taken off of that dusty shelf. ;)


Oh yes they will... :ttwisted:



oh wait a minute! I've got something special to give you!
*drags black crate back over*
I got these during the summer, take a look...its so neat!
*pulls out a 'special mango'*

[azure turtle]

No way! Sweet! We're starting up plankton right now. Hey dont hesitate to ask questions, and I'll do the same...
Ooh... Sounds like fun! But don't ask me any questions yet! I won't be starting class until the 26th of this month... :oops:

Sorry to hear about the laundromat. :( But I'm glad you recovered from that bike accident. I was worried after you posted about it way back when.

*looks at the special mango*
Eh? Is it edible??
*sniffs the mango*

[Machias Banshee]

Ah late starter. no prob...Ill wait patiently. :D


*holds up 'special mango' as it changes colors according to her touch*

yup, it can be edible. You rub it, say what flavor you want it to be, and it turns that flavor. Or you can ask it to let you do something (fly, turn invisible, grow like Super Mario, etc.) and you'll be able to do it! :D

[Skeletoncrew]

Hi Machias! Great to have you back! I'll take a peek at your story just as soon as I can. Unfortunately I'm away from home right now, and my only internet access is in my mom's store. I have to keep shop as well as find time for my computing. :P I've been spending the majority of my computing time working on my new site.

BTW, Kali, I like your story idea!

I'm going to try to finish "Relaxation" in time for the Fanfic awards...I think its pretty darn funny. Unfortunately I just realised that I left all of my work on the second part at home. I'm going to have to start from scratch!!! :o

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* thanks for the welcome. Hope things are going well where you are...


"relaxation"...I liked that fic. I do hope you get some up soon...I can imagine the convo going on between Mike and his bros...poor Splinter, he'll never come out of his study ever again...at least he's tall in your stories, it's easier to do that when he's six feet long...
i mean tall. :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

And that's exactly what's sitting at home over 1,000 miles away! A bunch of funny dialogue I came up with! *sob*

[Machias Banshee]

maybe you could ask your boyfriend to type it up and email it to you!

[Skeletoncrew]

He actually offered, but its okay. I'm sure I'll do fine without it. Besides it was a rather sloppily handwritten page that probably wouldn't make as much sense typed up by someone other than me.

[Machias Banshee]

could he type what he can comprehend, and you could figure out the rest from memory...?

[enigma-1]

*reappears* Sounds like a test of memory to me.

[Skeletoncrew]

I'm just going to wing it. I'm pretty certain I had Mike running up to them huffing and puffing and letting out a, "You're not going to believe this!"

[Machias Banshee]

well, whatever springs into your mind, I look forward to reading it!

[Skeletoncrew]

I do so love putting them in awkward situations!

I do seem to have Splinter going "bottomless" clothing-wise fairly often don't I?

[Machias Banshee]

yes you do! :lol:

personally, i'd like to see him doing some of the master katas topless!

*reflects on last year's view of Splinter*

Eh, so much for that...*eyes roll back, faints with silly fangirl smile*

[azure turtle]

Poor Splinter... You keep torturing him to no end. :razz: Bummer about having to write the rest of "Relaxation" from memory... Good luck with it!

[Kameko]

Venus has sent me several letters threatening to return. Most likely to take her revenge on me for, well... probably everything I've ever done.
I'm all for bringing back the RP.

:goofygri: Eek. Me an' Venus don't get along...

((And yes, I'm a couple of days behind on this thread, okay? D**n real life, anyway. *sai*))

[Kali]

Eh, Venus and I don't get along very well either. In fact, I'm pretty sure she's plotting to kill me. Geez, just because you sleep with someone's boyfriend...

[Kameko]

:teek: ...Which one was that?

[Kali]

In that particular RP, we had her paired with Leo. It's a long story involving spiked punch and switched personalities.

[Machias Banshee]

you know, i recently read th4e most recent past clone threads, so now i can remember everything thats going on...

Splinter just accepted me as a new student
Raphael, unfortunately, does not think too highly of my joining.
Azure's gone off to other places, but is returning, as was i.
Leo MAY still have feleings for Kali, and Don's platting against me cuz of his birthday. Wait, he had Raph paddle me, nevermind...

but anyways, if anyone wants to relive those past memories, i have all the threads compiled and organized (as best i can), so if you want a story, just ask for the link :D

[enigma-1]

Hmm. Makes you wonder what's in store for this forum next.

[Machias Banshee]

ya never know... :evilgrin: I'm gonna TRY and not misbehave as much as i did. I know Splinter will appreciate that dearly...

[Skeletoncrew]

You? NOT misbehave?! Yeah right!

[Machias Banshee]

:tangel: What...? :tangel:

[Skeletoncrew]

I guess I can't really point any fingers since I'm shacking up with Shredder in the Technodrome. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

*crosses arms* UH, huh....better not bring your new boyfriend out to the caves, unless you WANT to create our first plot... :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*sighs* I have the feeling that I should start paying up on my health insurance again.

[azure turtle]

*crosses arms* UH, huh....better not bring your new boyfriend out to the caves, unless you WANT to create our first plot... :evilgrin:
*rubs hands together*
Now that would be quite interesting... :evilgrin:

[Skeletoncrew]

Oh come on, I know better than THAT! I most certainly have not told him about my association with you guys! I'm sure though it will come up sooner or later. :evilgrin: Maybe sooner.

[enigma-1]

Now I know I have a bad feeling abot this.

[azure turtle]

Heh... I think that's going to create our first dramatic event!! :anime:

[Machias Banshee]

woohoo! I'm not gonna have to do anything evil...yet!

*if you wanna see what i mean, read the subject of one of my most recent ATFT replies...*

:evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

Uh oh... :eek:
*runs off to look*

[Machias Banshee]

*taps her foot waiting patiently*

[azure turtle]

I don't like what I see...
*hides behind a pyramid*

[enigma-1]

I think I'm gonna start bringing some backup w/ me if this keeps up. :roll: