Pimp Daddy Splinter

[Skeletoncrew]

Spelunking for Splinters? That sounds kind of kinky!

Mmm...I suddenly got an image of Pimp Daddy Splinter in my mind again.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Geez... :trolleye:

[Karpo_007]

this is starting to go too weird too...

[Machias Banshee]

I gotta ask Kali if she ever DID add me to the list of Splinter's ladies...

[Mike]

A tad more news, taken from figures.com , who just got the pics from Michael Crawford. "Certain changes are still to be made, however, such as each Turtle's belt will be altered in order to store their weapons. Leonardo and Donatello will also star shoulder straps. Each figure will be fully articulated and will range in height from 5-inches tall turtles to 5 1/2"-6" for the humans. " Yes, places to store their weapons, and in their belts no less!

[Machias Banshee]

Anything about Splinter? :thyper:

[Nturtle]

I would love to see a pimping splinter action figure!!!! :evilgrin:

[Mike]

No Splinet images yet. I asked the guy who sent all these out if he could get us a Splinter or April, that would be sweet!

[azure turtle]

Ooh, interesting tidbit about the belts! I can't wait to see the final version of the action figs. :anime:

[Kali]

I gotta ask Kali if she ever DID add me to the list of Splinter's ladies...
Well, you're on THE LIST but I haven't gotten a picture done for you. I'll have to work on that.

Yay! for the new action figures! I can't wait to see the other figures.

[Machias Banshee]

*waits in eager anticipation* :thyper:

[Tinselcat]

ooooh, is pimp daddy splinter back!! i'd better slip into something more comfortable... :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Ah, looks like someone's been snipping threads again.

[Skeletoncrew]

I guess so. I was a little confused when I entered this forum and found that I had somehow started a Pimp Daddy Splinter thread! :o

Remind me to start an "All Nude Mutant Rats" thread someday.

[Kingkapong]

i'll take note of that in my notebook...

[enigma-1]

*groans* Don't tell me you guys are gonna get him drunk again. Once was scary enough.

[Machias Banshee]

I dont think we ever got him drunk...I know Raph got me and Kali Drunk, but never Splinter...

[enigma-1]

I don't even want to know.

[Vespera Blaze]

congrats. You have taken an archetypical father figure, the all wise all knowing master, and reduced him back to the level of mere mortal.

The horror! Who can cope with such a heinious crime! :P

[Machias Banshee]

Here's what i mentioned, enigma...

http://thetechnodrome.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=301&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start =1280


Sumary: Raph gets us drunk, I pretty much gave Splinter a ******* near the end...it was quite a night...

[Kali]

As I recall, SC did get Splinter drunk. I'm not sure where that conversation is, though. *sigh* But they were fond memories. *giggles*

[azure turtle]

Pah! I have one memory that wasn't very pleasant, involving drugged doughnuts. Hmph...
*eyes Machias warily*

[Machias Banshee]

Trust me, I've paid for my crimes...I'll try to be god, honest! *puts hand over her heart, crosses fingers behind back*

[Tinselcat]

*dashes back in wearing something "more comfortable"* okay, where's the rat?

[Skeletoncrew]

I did get Splinter drunk! But it wasn't in ATFT, it was another thread. Got him drunk and introduced him to the wonderful world of ora...well, you probably don't want to know. He spanked Kali also, if my recollection is correct.

I don't know where Splinter is TC. I think he's avoiding me. Its a shame too, because I've got a plate of "special" brownies that I wanted to share with him.

[enigma-1]

If Splinter's smart, he'll stick to meditating. :sweatdro:

[Machias Banshee]

I did get Splinter drunk! But it wasn't in ATFT, it was another thread. Got him drunk and introduced him to the wonderful world of ora...well, you probably don't want to know. He spanked Kali also, if my recollection is correct.

Which thread was it?


I don't know where Splinter is TC. I think he's avoiding me. Its a shame too, because I've got a plate of "special" brownies that I wanted to share with him.

Umm, i'll take that cue to leave....I'm not letting YOU get me into trouble...I could see you doing that to my cooking, for your own evil intentions... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

I think it was in Tinselcat's wisdom of the day thread. It started somewhere around the 20th or something page. But that whole thread was crazy.

[Machias Banshee]

And whose fault is that??? *looks at Kali and SC*

[enigma-1]

*keeps a neutral face* :roll:

[Kali]

:tangel: It's Tinselcat's thread.

[enigma-1]

Oh boy. :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

*read thread, jaw dropping through the floor, through the downstairs, through the basement...*

Oh My Gawd! *falls out of chair laughing hysterically* I never fully read *snigger* THAT thread... *snicker* oh man... *snert* I take it he didnt show his face for quite a whiles after that? :lol:

[enigma-1]

Other than getting onto SC and Co, no. He kept out of sight.

[Machias Banshee]

Geez, poor guy...How did the turtles react? I'm sure Raph just LOVED hearing that his father spanked his girlfriend... :roll:

[enigma-1]

Actually, they never said anything on the matter. If they did, I think Splinter would've shut them up pretty quick.

[Kali]

Well, I don't think the guys know. If they did I'm sure they would have said something.

[Machias Banshee]

I bet! :lol: Maybe that could be used for something useful...


*runs off maniacally to ATFT2*

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[azure turtle]

I sense impending doom, and that's never a good thing...
*starts searching for a good place to hide*

[Machias Banshee]

what, never seen anyone ever attempt to BLACKMAIL MASTER SPLINTER before? *smiles innocently, whilst keeping a lookout... *

[azure turtle]

:eek: Y'know, Splinter may be old, but he can still swing that walking stick like there's no tomorrow! Better be careful...
*finds a nice cherry wood table to hide under*

[Machias Banshee]

OH Splinter isnt THAT old! I just...feel up to a challenge. I just hope he doesnt find it too easy...If he does, he can punish me til the ninjas come home, and I'll learn how to improve my techniques. :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

*is still hiding under the cherry wood table*
Yo dudette... You better be ready for the consequences!! From what I've seen in the past, he can be a bit harsh. :ohwell:

[enigma-1]

He's right, Machias. Trying to blackmail Splinter is like trying to give a rottwieler a bath. Seems like a good idea, but it always hurts in the end.

[Machias Banshee]

Well, I'll enjoy the view going up the creek...At least he wont be in Pimpin' mode... :goof:

[enigma-1]

That's true.

[Machias Banshee]

*still hoping to see her Pimp Daddy's lady pic*

[Kameko]

... he can punish me til the ninjas come home, and I'll learn how to improve my techniques. :evilgrin:


Heck, you'd enjoy being punished by him.

[Machias Banshee]

What makes you say that?! This is my sneaky way of having him 'train' me, so to say...I'm trying different tactics the turtles have shown me, and just trying to learn how to use them properly...

[Kameko]

Uh, huh, suuuuuuuuuuure.... :P

[Machias Banshee]

What you think i LIKE getting lectures all the time!?

[Kameko]

Gives you an excuse to keep your eyes on him. :tlol:

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, at least i'm not like SC always wanting him to teach me a lesson with something involving flat objects and his knee!!

[Kameko]

*rotfl* :lol: You've got a point there...

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[azure turtle]

This thread has gotten too weird for me...
*abandons the cherry wood table and runs away*

[enigma-1]

For once, we agree. *disappears*

[Machias Banshee]

Okay, okay, I'll try to keep this thread as 'normal' as realistically possible... :roll:

[Kameko]

'normal'? In the Technodrome? :lol: *laughs hysterically* Fat Chance!

[Machias Banshee]

*throws arms up in the air*

Mutants!!!!!

[Kameko]

Whassamatta with mutants?

[Machias Banshee]

I may be one (kinda) but they drive ya nuts!

[Kameko]

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: That's what we're here for! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: that's true...I guess we're all doing our job then!

[Kameko]

:thyper: :tlol: :tparty: :tpizza: ... :tanime:

[Tinselcat]

*walks in dejectedly* i can't find splinter anywhere... and we were gonna play "the naughty catholic schoolgirls and the wise experienced teacher"... *kicks the ground* aw, shucks...

[Machias Banshee]

*eyes roll back into head*

*thud*

[Kameko]

(((~Ew!!!!~)))


:o *thud*

[Machias Banshee]

~Great, we're both fainted, and TC's bound to do something unspeakably horrific to us! we need help!~

[Kameko]

~Where's the Blue guy when ya need him?~

[Vespera Blaze]

I think I walked into the wrong conversation here...

um...nice school girl outfit TC, but I don't think I'm gonna ask why the skirt is leather.

:P

[Kameko]

*opens one eye* You don't want to know. Trust me. *faints again at the thought*

[Skeletoncrew]

*walks in dejectedly* i can't find splinter anywhere... and we were gonna play "the naughty catholic schoolgirls and the wise experienced teacher"... *kicks the ground* aw, shucks...

Dang! Thats one of my favorite games too! Now what am I gonna do with this short green plaid skirt? *Looks down at cute outfit*

Hmmm...unconscious people! That gives me a few ideas! *starts rummaging through bag* Now where's my camera?

[enigma-1]

*sighs* Guess I have to play the good samaritan again. Or should I? :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

Eep!

*suddenly wakes up*

You guys are so mean! *pout*

[enigma-1]

Hey. I'm always stuck helping people. Why can't I be bad for once? Huh?

[Machias Banshee]

I guess....

*BONK!*

*collapses after mallet mysteriously manifests behind her back and conks her on the noggin*

[enigma-1]

What the...? I didn't do it.

[Machias Banshee]

Oww.....stupid conscience. *gets back up, rubbing the back of her head* Its decided to attack me tonight whenever i plan to do something to cause trouble...

[enigma-1]

Ah. I have something like that. His name is Cosmos and he nags me all the time.

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah, well, she found out what i've been planning with...you know. And she's been on my case ever since! I'm afraid she's gonna start talking soon!

[enigma-1]

I suggest zoning out. That's what I do.

[azure turtle]

*runs back into the thread*
Oh! Oh! Did someone need a conscience???
*hides an anime mallet behind his back and whistles innocently*

[Machias Banshee]

*glares at Azure*

dont even...Can you believe the stuff they've been accusing me of?! Wanting Splinter to punish me, just so i can see him more often, wanting for his attention.....Its a a big misunderstanding, and then suddenly a giant mallet comes in and conks me right on the head! What's with that?!

*takes a breath from ranting*

[azure turtle]

... Gee, I don't know what to say, Machias. Maybe you should hire a new conscience? I don't ask for much! :anime:

Look on the bright side, at least your conscience is telling you something. Mine doesn't like talking to me.

[Machias Banshee]

I'm not REALLY gonna BM Splinter, just....well, okay, yeah, its BM. But its not going to be that evil!

*conk*

ouch! stupid conscience

*mallet raises again*

Okay, okay! *hides face with hands* You win!

*Mallet disappears*

*uncrosses fingers*

[azure turtle]

Gee... I don't know... That didn't sound very sincere.

[Machias Banshee]

Just dont mention anything, and you'll live as long as i do...

[azure turtle]

*arches an eyeridge*
And just how long is that, hmm? :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

As long as the Fates (and Splinter) allow...!

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Tinselcat]

*regards machias in shock* you didn't want to be punished by master splinter? what on earth is wrong with you? *straightenes striped tie and short plaid skirt* well, i'm off to find him. *snickers* he'll never guess the sorts of things i keep in my bookbag... *flounces happily off*

[Machias Banshee]

Well, i'm a bit old for a spanking, if you ask me.

[Skeletoncrew]

*Runs off after Tinselcat* Wait for me!

[Machias Banshee]

He's gonna kill you guys if you keep doing this embarassing stuff to him...

[enigma-1]

Why do you think I limit contact with the Sensei? He's the one person that I'm actually afraid of around here.

[Machias Banshee]

I used to be afraid (probly still am) but hten SC corrupted my views of him...

[enigma-1]

I just act respectful and then I know that I won't be headed for trouble, regardless of views.

[Machias Banshee]

I just seem to be a magnet for trouble.... :ohwell:

[enigma-1]

Hey, people think that I'm evil just for being me. So I understand.

[Skeletoncrew]

*pokes head back in*

I'm not going to do anything embarassing to him! I just want to play a little "hide the salami" with him. :wink:

[enigma-1]

I'm not even gonna ask.

[Skeletoncrew]

((Okay, I confess, I'm REALLY starting to miss my boyfriend. :cry: ))

[enigma-1]

(hey, don't worry. I'm sure that you'll see him soon! :) )

[Machias Banshee]

*pokes head back in*

I'm not going to do anything embarassing to him! I just want to play a little "hide the salami" with him. :wink:

*eyes roll back into head*

*Thud*

......

*gets back up*

You sicko! NO more lunch meats for you! Ever!

[Skeletoncrew]

((I don't get to leave for home until the 26th and its a two day drive! *sob* Oh, and actually my b/f is rather fuzzy. No tail though. BTW, would you believe his name is Michael/Mike? :lol: ))

Don't worry Machias, I'm a vegetarian! I don't eat lunch meats!

[Vespera Blaze]

presents Machias with a spiffy new crash helmet...

Here I think you might like one of these, every time I turn around you're bouncing your skull off the floor. That's gotta hurt after a while!

[enigma-1]

Well, we could always pad the thread, then no one would get hurt.

[Machias Banshee]

ha ha, very funny... :roll:

[Vespera Blaze]

:D You aren't the only one with one!

*Knocks on her head*

Mine came with racing stripes! :goofygri:

[Machias Banshee]

oh dear... :sweatdro:

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Skeletoncrew]

Padded thread?!

*Begins bouncing off the walls*

Bouncy bouncy bouncy!

[enigma-1]

Why didn't I see that coming? :roll:

[Reznorite420]

<--------------You want pimp daddy Splinter?

[enigma-1]

Oh no, not again. Please no. We've already been down this road before. :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

*eyes roll back*

*thud*

[enigma-1]

See what I mean?

*gets some water and dumps it on Machias* Hey, wake up!

[Skeletoncrew]

<--------------You want pimp daddy Splinter?

But he doesn't have the pimp hat! Or the pimp stick!

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Machias Banshee]

...

:dead:

...

[enigma-1]

*snorts* Do I have to get that keg of ice water I've been saving and dump it on you?

[Machias Banshee]

*suddenly wakes up*

Oh boy, that was sudden...

[enigma-1]

*holds out a towel* Here, you're gonna need this.

[Machias Banshee]

huh...?

[enigma-1]

You're wet, hence you need a towel to dry off w/.

[Machias Banshee]

*THEN she realizes she's wet, and goes into cold shock*

Ahhh! *snags the towel and wraps it around her shoulders* Meanie!

[enigma-1]

Sorry, it was either that or those smelling salts I got from Red Alert. Trust me, you'd rather be wet.

[Skeletoncrew]

Hey Machias! If this is a wet t-shirt contest, where are all the other contestants?! :D

[enigma-1]

:sweatdro: Please don't even go there.

[Machias Banshee]

What a day to be wearing white.... :sweatdro:

Cuz no one can deliver quite like i do! :goofygri:

[Skeletoncrew]

*Splinter walks in the thread and eyes Machias.* Ah, excuse me, I think I walked into the wrong thread. *He quickly leaves.*

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

Oh no!!!!!

*face turns cherry red from embarassment*

so much for the behaving bit...Splinter, please i can explain!

[Skeletoncrew]

Don't sweat it Machias, I'll explain everything! Oh Splinter! *Adopts an angelic expression and runs out of the thread.*

[Machias Banshee]

You B****!

*follows after SC*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Returns drenched with water and grinning.*

Oh Machias! Splinter says its a tie! Machias? Now where did she go?

[Machias Banshee]

I'm right here...*appears holding firehose*

[Kali]

I won the last time we did this contest, ya know. :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

*turns hose on Kali*

If i recall CORRECTLY, you were in a bit of the SMALL category! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Ack! *pulls out an umbrella* Maybe I do need to go down a size catagory, I have lost a bit of weight recently. I blame it on the belly dancing.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh God, Raph got you into that!?

[Kali]

*giggles* Actually, no, I got into it myself. It's lots of fun, and Raph enjoys it too. It's good exercise.

[Machias Banshee]

How nice.....

*raises Hose*

Any last words?

[Kali]

Um... nope? *opens the umbrella and braces herself*

[Machias Banshee]

voice: How about...put the hose down immediately...

Huh?

*Splinter suddenly appeared beside her, arching an eyebrow at her. She looked down at the hose in her hand, and hung head dejectedly*

Oh Man...

Sp: Kali, You may put your umbrella away...

[Kali]

*peeks out from behind the umbrella* Okay... *tosses the umbrella aside* I was kinda looking forward to getting soaked though.

Splinter: If you want to get wet... I suggest the pool.

*blinks* For a second there, I thought you were gonna say something else.

*Splinter arches an eyebrow*

Heh heh, nevermind... :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* Real Good, Kali *Manifests a Water Balloon and gets ready to drop it on Kali's head*

[Kali]

Oh no you don't! *jumps over to Splinter and latches onto his arm* Sensei, Machias is bein' mean to me! Ooh, by the way, did you ever make her do her extra katas?

[Machias Banshee]

*Gets mad and throws the Waterballoon anyways...

[Kali]

:o *ducks behind Splinter*

*Splinter lashes out with his walking stick, breaking the balloon before it reaches them. Of course, this does not stop the water and it still gets all over them*

Ooh. *nervous grin* I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a date with a pillow. See you two later! *zooms away*

[Machias Banshee]

:teek: Ah jeez! *tries to flee the scene of the crime*

[enigma-1]

*sighs, shaking her head* Again, this is why I don't usually get involved. :roll:

*holds out a towel to Splinter* Towel?

[Skeletoncrew]

*knocks enigma over and jumps on Splinter*

Wet rat wrestling!

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter, surprised by SC's attack, flips her onto her back, and puts her arm into a hold*

Sp: Skeletoncrew....*frowns*

*lets her up*

Sp: please, no Judo for today. Please help me find Machias...I must have a stern word with her....

[enigma-1]

*gets back to her feet* Ooh. Do I look like a race hurdle? :x

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: Enigma, did you happen to see where Machias went. I MUST have a word with her...

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* To be honest, I really don't know. But knowing a lot of the folks around here, try looking under the pyramids or something.

[azure turtle]

*walks in to see a lot of wet people and one wet rat*
..... :blanksta: .....
*quickly leaves*

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter accepts the towel and dries his face, and then frowns.*

Sp: I must find Machias and have a word wit her...Unfortunately, she seems to be getting some assistance for hindering my search...

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Sorry, but I was busy when she left. I guess I could loan you a spare scanner, but I don't know if it would work.

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: No, but thank you...I have a feeling i might know where she is. Her mind is racing, and i can hear it...

[enigma-1]

You really have this sensing stuff at a distance down to an art, don't you?

[Machias Banshee]

Sp: After several years of watching over my sons, Yes indeed....

*heads towards the Fanworks threads*

[enigma-1]

*calls after him* Well, good luck!

*mutters to herself* And the same for you, Machias. You're really gonna need it now.

[Skeletoncrew]

*pouts* Next time I try to get him to wrestle with me I'll take my clothes off first.

[Machias Banshee]

:roll:

[Skeletoncrew]

Well, this is the Pimp Daddy Splinter thread. PDS would love wet and wild naked wrestling!

[Machias Banshee]

Ya know, i never Did get that pic from Kali....oh well...

[Skeletoncrew]

Maybe we should send PDS after her! He'll whip her into shape!

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* I dont think she'd appreciate it after last time....

I just want a simple pic with as little clothing as the Censorship laws will allow... :evilgrin: :tangel:

[Skeletoncrew]

How about you naked with PDS's arms and hands covering the naughty bits? :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

:teek: Um....not THAT bad...

[Skeletoncrew]

*attempts to look innocent* I could have suggested worse. Much worse!

[Machias Banshee]

such as...?

what, holding me over his knee with his paddle in hand?

[terran631]

*Walks in*

Oh boy....I think I've wandered into the wrong thread.

*Walks back out*

[Machias Banshee]

Oh man, look what you did now, SC!

*runs out of thread*

[Skeletoncrew]

*Does the "I scared someone away" dance*

[Machias Banshee]

:roll:

[Kali]

*snicker* I dont think she'd appreciate it after last time....

I just want a simple pic with as little clothing as the Censorship laws will allow... :evilgrin: :tangel:
I'm working on it, okay? Thanks for the idea. Human or Raptor form?

[Tinselcat]

*rushes in, still wearing schoolgirl outfit* aaaaww! crikey! missed him again!! did i mention that i'm gonna put a collar on that rodent once i catch up with him? and then i'm gonna... *giggles* and then... heh heh... oh, and then i'll... *snickers helplessly*

[Kameko]

:goofygri: Yikes...

(((I gotta find a way to get on on the weekends! I get too far behind!!!)))

[Machias Banshee]

My Well-endowed Raptor form, thank yee much! :D