The Great Race...

[Machias Banshee]

*nabs Azure's bandanna and dances around the forum waving it*

:D

[Tinselcat]

are we racing now? *dashes after machias, still waving scarves*

[azure turtle]

No, we're not racing!! Machias stole my bandanna! :x
*chases after the mischevious reptile*

[Machias Banshee]

*runs across forum, singing*

I'm such a naughty girl, such a naughty naughty girl.... :D

[azure turtle]

*hops onto a motorcycle and continues his chase*
Come back here with my bandanna! I haven't forgotten what you did to it last time!

[Nunchucker]

*Decides to just point and laugh*

Ha ha ha haw ha ha :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*ties the bandanna around her neck*

I think its quite the lovely fashion accessory! :D

[Kali]

You know what? It would look so much better tie-dyed!

[Machias Banshee]

Yeah! where's the dyes!? *takes off bandanna* how about green and pink! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Yeah! *digs through her trunk* Man, it's been ages since I brought this out. *pulls out a box* Yes, my Tie-dye kit!

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker* azure's not gonna be back til a lot later, so we pretty much have free reign on his bandanna til he comes back on...

*starts setting up the tye dying stuff*

[azure turtle]

Oh really? And what happens if Azure gets online a bit earlier than usual? :evilgrin:
*manifests an anime mallet and starts chasing the would-be tye dyers*

[Kali]

Yipe! *runs away*

[Nunchucker]

*Picks up the bandana and heads in the other direction*

I have glitter! Weeeeeeeeee *pant pant wheeze splutter*

[Kameko]

:evilgrin: Glitter's good... Ooh, a pink bandana with green glitter!

[azure turtle]

*looks absolutely horrified*
No! You can't! I can't stand pink and glitter... The other turltes are gonna make fun of me!
*turns around and starts chasing Nun with the anime mallet*

[Kameko]

:lol: Poor Azure. Always bein' picked on.

[azure turtle]

And it never seems to stop, does it? :razz:
*continues chasing Nun*

[Nunchucker]

*Stops concentrates really hard and disapears in a puff of smoke*

[Kameko]

:o I'm impressed.

[azure turtle]

Darn!!!
*stamps around angrily*
Well... She ain't the only one who can do that!
*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Kameko]

*coughing, choking* Is the *cough* smoke *choke* really necessary? :dead:

[Nunchucker]

*Reapears with twinkling sound effects*

Trying to up stage me with blue smoke? HA HA! My plan has worked! Quick while Azure is in limbo we must sacrifice the bandana to the fashion gods!

[Kameko]

*tosses a bottle of pink dye (tightly capped) To Nun*

[Nunchucker]

*Manic laughter*

Mwah ha ha ha ha

*Thunderbolt and lighting for atmosphere*

[Kameko]

*pulls an umbrella out of mid-air* Hey, I'm getting good at this... *hides under umbrella and watched Nun*

[Machias Banshee]

Oh Crikey! :lol:

hey, he's feeling blue(er) about not being able to make rainbow words...lets make him a rainbow bandanna! :D :evilgrin:

[Nunchucker]

Ooo Ooo what about tassles and seaquins? (sp?)

[Kameko]

A GLITTER Rainbow bandanna!!

[Machias Banshee]

Yes, thats it, bring out your inner evil!!!! :evilgrin: *gives loud evil dramatic laugh*

BWAHAAHAAHA*cough**hack* Splutter**wheeze* *choke* ha...... *thud*

[Nunchucker]

*Deadpan stare at Machias lying on the floor*

Too much inner evil I think :lol:

*Prods Machias with a big stick*

[Kameko]

*Fans Machias* Can we get some smelling salts over here?

[Machias Banshee]

*Wakes up and says in a whiny voice*

Hey, stop poking meeeeeeee..............

:P

*thud*

[Nunchucker]

No hee hee

*poke*

Haw ha ha

*poke*

mwah ha ha

*poke*

[Machias Banshee]

:tconfuse:

[Kameko]

:trolleye:

[Tinselcat]

*wanders over curiously* are we doing arts and crafts now? can i have some glitter? or how about glitter glue, that stuff kicks ass!

[Kameko]

:sleep: I think it's time for me to take a nap... but first, MORE GLITTER!!!! :evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin:

[Tinselcat]

wheeeee! glitter!!

[Kameko]

:ttwisted: :ttwisted: :ttwisted: :ttwisted: :ttwisted:

[Nunchucker]

Grrrrr@glitter glue. My daughter covered herself in that once. It was a terrible job trying to get it off. Even worse trying to get it out of her hair.

*Is suddenly struck by an evil idea*

Hey who threw that?

*Grabs a very large super savers tube of glitter glue and waits for Azure*

[Kameko]

Oooh, this oughta be good.... :ttwisted:

[Tinselcat]

*in deep announcer's voice* get ready for... GLITTER WARS!! tonight we have the famous blue turtle, AZURE facing off against NUNCHUCKER and KAMEKO! as well as other random people who simply enjoy annoying him. the competition looks tough, but will our blue boy pull through? the contestants are tense, and so is the crowd...

[Nunchucker]

Aww nuts, just as things were getting good. It's midnight here and I have to turn into a pumpkin. Goodnight all *poof*

[Machias Banshee]

*shoos away the birds flying around her head*

Ohh...whahappend?

[Kameko]

Where's Cinderella?

[Machias Banshee]

there she is!

*manifests cloud of glitter, and from it emerges...cinderella!*

Raph: What the hell did you do to me?!?!?! :x

*okay, its just raph in a pink dress....*

[Kameko]

*rotfl*!! :lol: Hey, Raph, that's a real pretty dress you've got on today. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph makes a face even a mother would cry*

AH, come on Raph, just work with us...

Raph: No! If anyone sees me in this outfit...

*suddenly his bros appear, see him in his outfit, and double over laughing*

Raph: :X Youre a DEAD DINO!

[Kameko]

:lol: :lol: :lol: *doubled-over laughing*

[Kali]

*flings her arms around Raph* I think you look sexy.

Raph: Really?

Yeah! Totally!

[Machias Banshee]

*Raph rounds on Kameko next*

And You!!!!!

*He gives a low growl before chasing after the two girls*

[Kameko]

Yipe! Now, Raph, come on, I didn't do it to you! 'Sides, have you lookied in the mirror?

[azure turtle]

*pops back into the rainbow glitter covered thread*
What in the name of the moon is going on in here?!
*curses*
That Nun stole my bandanna and led me on a wild goose chase all over the universe! See? I'm still wearing the boots that the Martians gave me!
*stomps around in his new boots*
Where is my bandanna??? Give it to me... Or someone is going to be very miserable in the morning. :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

okay... *tosses Azure his rainbow dyed-glittered bandanna* bye! *quickly flees from angry blue turtle*

[azure turtle]

Why thank you. It's about time that someone...
*notices the rainbow colors and the glitter*
ARGH!!! You ruined by bandanna! :flaming:

This was a gift from Sensei!!!
*manifests not one, but two anime mallets*
Come back here! I shall have my revenge!
*chases after Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

*sees TWO mallets coming after her*

You'll never catch--*oof!*

*Machias falls to the ground after colliding into non other than...Master Splinter*

Oh no....

[azure turtle]

(( Tsk, tsk. You're in trouble!! :razz: ))

*Splinter folded his arms and gave both Machias and Azure very stern looks. Azure had both mallets raised high above his head, but he was frozen in place and wore a very nervous grin on his face*

Splinter: What is going on in here?

[Machias Banshee]

((LOL!))

I didnt do anything! He just went nuts or something, and came after me for no reason at all!

[azure turtle]

*Splinter sighs and turns his attention to Azure*

Splinter: Put those away.

Yes, Sensei...

*Azure tosses the mallets aside*

Splinter: Now, I want you to explain--

*Splinter blinked a few times, not wanting to believe what he saw at first*

Splinter: Azure, my son... What have you done to the gift I gave you to celebrate your first year since joining our family? I know you have a strange fashion sense, but I would at least expect you to revere such a symbolic gift...

I didn't do anything with it! Honest! I was just minding my own business when Machias stole it from me! Then everyone tye died it and placed glitters all over it!

*Azure got angry again and began looking for where his mallets landed, while Splinter let out a sigh and turned back to Machias*

Splinter: Is this true?

[Machias Banshee]

*She tries to explain herself, twisting her hands upon themselves*

Well--I myself didnt do the glitter...well, maybe the dying--and a lil' tiny teeny weeny bit of glitter... *gulp*

[azure turtle]

*Splinter shook his head*

Splinter: My daughter, I thought you were going to behave a bit more this time around.

*Somewhere in the background, a something suddenly dawns upon Azure*

Strange fashion sense?! I don't have a strange fashion sense! Just because some of the rabid fangirls decided to dress me up in a kilt...

*Splinter clears his throat and gives Azure a warning glance*

Yipe! Sorry...

[Machias Banshee]

It was in the heat of the moment...I just forgot...

[azure turtle]

Splinter: I just do not want to see you start off in the wrong direction, Machias. I know you recently returned to us, and we are all very happy to see you. But please be a bit more considerate of others. I will not punish you this time, since you did not truly mean to harm Azure. Apologize to him and clean his bandanna, then I shall take my leave.

(( OOC: How's my Splinter? Is he better than last time, or do I need work in some areas? :lol: ))

[Machias Banshee]

(Good but a bit soft... :P )

Um, I cant...its pemanent dye...

[azure turtle]

(( OOC: Heh... I tend to favor a forgiving Splinter rather than a vengeful one. I just don't have the heart to severely punish anyone. Ya, I'm a softie... Why else would I let so many people have fun at my own expense? :razz: ))

*Azure's eyes almost bulged out of their sockets*

It's what?! That's it!! No more Mr. Nice Turtle!

*Azure grabbed his anime mallets once again, but Splinter stopped him with one stern look. The blue turtle pouted and finally put the mallets away. Splinter rubbed his temples in annoyance*

Splinter: Azure, I shall get you a new bandanna, so do not take your anger out on anyone. As for you, Machias, I expect you to wake up an hour earlier than everyone else to practice an extra set of katas. Now I bid you all good night.

*With that, Splinter retired to the ATFT thread*

Great. I'm stuck with this multi-colored, glitter-filled bandanna until at least tomorrow morning. Hmph... I'm going to bed.

*Azure disappeared in a puff of blue smoke*

[Nunchucker]

I didn't get in trouble hee hee hee :P

Hey those tassles were hand stitched on with tender loving care!

[Kali]

Tsk tsk tsk, you are in so much trouble, Mach. Good thing *I* remembered how important Azure's bandanna was to him and switched it with a regular bandanna before we started dyeing. *pulls Azure's bandanna out of her back pocket* I think I'll go tell him how I selflessly put myself in danger to save his precious bandanna from you horrid makeover monsters. Buh-bye. *disappears*

[Machias Banshee]

Well--you better tell Splinter, or i'm gonna have to do extra katas in the morning! :(

[Kali]

Maybe. :wink:

[Tinselcat]

*rushes in, looking every which way* awwww, shucks, splinter got away again!! when i find that rodent, i'm putting a collar on him!! *pauses to regard mental image* oh ho ho ho ho! i am eeeeevil! *scurries off, snickering to self*

[Machias Banshee]

I sense impending doom.....for who, i'm not sure.

[azure turtle]

*gives the tassled, multi-colored, glitter-filled bandanna to Nun*
You can have it, since you worked so hard on it. :D
*senses impending doom*
That's never a good thing... My Turtle Sense is tingling! There's danger nearby!
*hides in his shell*

[Machias Banshee]

yeah...Me!

*rests hands on hips*

Since that wasnt your bandanna, can you please tell Splinter that i didnt wreck your good one, so i dont have to do katas...?

[azure turtle]

*pops back out*
Well... I haven't seen Kali yet, so I'm still bandanna-less. But sure, I'll let Sensei know once I get that bandanna back. :D

[Nunchucker]

Good thing *I* remembered how important Azure's bandanna was to him and switched it with a regular bandanna before we started dyeing. *pulls Azure's bandanna out of her back pocket*

Aww come on Kali we all know you rushed down to that all night bandana shop a bought a bargin bin one :P

*takes the multi-coloured glitter covered tassled bandana from Azure*

Weeeeee this is great!

[Machias Banshee]

*pops back out*
Well... I haven't seen Kali yet, so I'm still bandanna-less. But sure, I'll let Sensei know once I get that bandanna back. :D


so in a sense, youre walking around half naked... :evilgrin:

[Nunchucker]

<Perk> Naked? :o

[Machias Banshee]

:roll: :lol:

[azure turtle]

so in a sense, youre walking around half naked... :evilgrin:
Ha, ha... :razz:

[Machias Banshee]

well, you are! You usually have your bandanna, so...

*she's jabberin about Azure being half naked, not realizing someone was coming up from behind her...*

So youre a nudey, all the guys are, 'xcept for Splinter, unless SC manages to capture him somehow... :evilgrin:

[Nunchucker]

Ahhhhh but are they Naked or Nekkid? :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

NEKKID!!! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*shakes her head* Here's your bandanna, Azure. *hands over the bandanna*

[Machias Banshee]

*jumps at Kali's sudden appearance*

oh, hi Kali! :D Well, i'm sure Azure'll be glad to have his bandanna back...

[Kali]

Yeah, I'm sure he will.

Man, you girls are worse than I ever was.

[Machias Banshee]

I...uh--I was threatened! yeah, that's it...I was threatened to do it! Or--Or else they'd tell Splinter that i was planning on blackmailing him! can you believe they'd accuse me of something that awful!? :tangel:

[Nunchucker]

Man, you girls are worse than I ever was.

Worse? Worse? We where merely improving :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*sees that it is morning, and hides in the dark corner of the room*

I am not doing katas for not doing anything wrong!

[azure turtle]

*gratefully takes his bandanna back*
Thanks, Kali! :anime:
*ponders*
Now, what to do...
*taps chin in thought*

[Machias Banshee]

Azure! Tell Splinter i didnt do anything wrong!!!

[azure turtle]

*jumps*
Okay, okay! But I don't know how he's gonna respond to this...
*runs off in search of Splinter*

[Machias Banshee]

*Azure finds Splinter sitting amongst some cherry trees in thought*

[azure turtle]

*wanders up to Splinter cautiously, not wanting to disturb his meditation*

Uh... Sensei?

[Machias Banshee]

*Splinter kept his eyes closed, but turned a friendly ear towards Azure's voice*

Sp: Yes, child....what is it?

[Kameko]

*holding tube of glitter-glue* So, I guess this means I'm not gonna get blamed for de-facing Azure's bandanna, huh? :P Cool!!! *starts jumping around the room excitedly* I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!! I'm not in trouble!!!!! I'm not--- Heh, um, Splinter's not within ear-shot, is he? :tanime:

[azure turtle]

*Splinter gave Kameko a stern look before turning back to Azure*

Uh... I need to tell you something, Sensei.

Splinter: Yes, what bothers you?

Well... It turns out that Machias and the girls colored a bandanna that wasn't mine. Kali actually hid the original bandanna and replaced it with another one.

Splinter: Do you wear the original bandanna now?

Yes, Sensei. But I was wondering if Machias was still going to be in trouble, since she didn't color the actual bandanna.

*Splinter's brow furrowed in thought*

Splinter: That depends if she knew the bandanna was fake or not. Wait here, my son, and I shall see if I can find her.

*Splinter left his place of meditation in search of Machias*

[Kameko]

*shuts up, pales* Um... *ahem*... Er, I didn't do anything? Heh....

[Machias Banshee]

((Psst, he's already on my tail in 'Machias's punishment' thread in Fanworks...))

[azure turtle]

(( That's why I posted that. So it looked like Splinter went from this thread over to that thread. Heh heh heh... Looks like you got worked. :evilgrin: ))

*Azure turned to Kameko*

Better be careful... He doesn't look too happy. :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

Oh jeez, dont get me into more trouble than i am now.... *whimpers*

[DarthRaphael]

My turtle instincts tell me there is a lot of sexual tension around here. :o

[Kali]

*sarcastic* Gee, what was your first clue?

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

[azure turtle]

LOL!!! Yeah, too much. Some of Splinter's ladies seem to be causing most of it. :razz:

[Kameko]

My turtle instincts tell me there is a lot of sexual tension around here. :o

Gee, ya think? :trolleye:

[DarthRaphael]

Wait untill you all get married.

Sexual tension all goes away. :tgrin:

[Kameko]

:roll:

[Kali]

Wait untill you all get married. Sexual tension all goes away.
Well, then I suppose it's good for me that I don't believe in marriage. :lol:

[DarthRaphael]

My post wasn't meant to be bad.
I just meant that my wife keeps me sexually satisfied. :teek:

I'm just glad that I don't have to "cruise for chicks" lookin' for lovin'.

There is nothing wrong with what you all are doing. :)

[Kali]

Ah. *blink blinks* Okay then! *keeps on doing what she's been doing*

[Skeletoncrew]

Who needs a husband? I've got a boyfriend! :wink:

[Tinselcat]

*crashes in through wall* did someone say "sexual tension"? WAAAHAH A HA HA HA HA!!

[Nunchucker]

E gads! :teek: I leave for a few days and look what happens!

Trust a man to turn the coversation to sex! tut tut tut

[azure turtle]

LOL!!! Don't worry, Nun... It's typical for rabid fangirls to cause a bit of tension around here. :embarass:

[Nunchucker]

And I'm not a rabid fangirl??!!

[azure turtle]

Hmm... You've got a good point. :embarass:
*runs away from rabid Nun*
LOL!!! That sounds funny! :lol:

[Tinselcat]

what would be the fun in being a rabid fangirl if you didn't lust after tmnt characters? *cough, kali, cough*

[Kali]

*innocent look* What?!? :tangel:

[Tinselcat]

*points finger up at kali's avatar*

[Kali]

Oh, that. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Kali, the Ravisher of Reptilian Rebels... :lol:

[Nunchucker]

Hmm... You've got a good point. :embarass:
*runs away from rabid Nun*
LOL!!! That sounds funny! :lol:

Nun rabid, nun rabid, nun, nun, nun!

Sorry I just had to do that!

[Kingkapong]

*rigs rocket launchers on his skateboard*

COWABUNGA!!!

[Kameko]

:tsweatdr:

[azure turtle]

Heh heh... Random insanity strikes again.
*runs away*