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Tetsu Deinonychus
04-11-2004, 01:02 AM
My best friend is a bologna sandwich named Bob. I was starving (I was also in Reno) and had to eat poor Bob. He was kinda stale. Now every Easter I'll remember that time in Reno when I had to eat my best friend Bob the sandwich. And, the sacrifice he made for me. :cry:

Stone Ill
04-11-2004, 01:03 AM
You're not funny.

Tetsu Deinonychus
04-11-2004, 01:06 AM
But what about my old buddy Bob?
We were gonna have alot of fun in Reno!
But we ran out of food, and I had to eat him.
He was kinda stale.
After that, hitting the roulette table just wasn't the same. :(

Anarky
04-11-2004, 05:31 AM
well, it's not funny... really unfunny

Shadow the hedgehog
04-11-2004, 06:17 AM
Some people have a totally idea of what funny is....personally I like it when people say random things...

Anarky
04-11-2004, 09:15 AM
random things are not too bad, but i mean, it has to make some sense. and it has to come out of some kinda conversation, y'know.

Wes
04-11-2004, 09:33 AM
I agree...a random comment can be funny, but it's no basis for starting up a thread. And admittedly I didn't think this one was very funny -- in fact, I'm not sure it could've been, given the gravity of the premise. Though it could've been an interesting commentary on the sad necessities and dark compromises of human life if Tetsu had detailed the extent of his relationship with Bob Sandwich such that it seemed like a genuine tragedy when he was forced to eat poor Bob. :cry:

I had a professor in college who talked about military training and how he was given a live chicken and sent out into the woods alone for a week or something. After a few days, the chicken became his only friend -- if you're familiar with chickens, you'll know that they can become quite good companions -- and though he was very hungry (the grain that he shared with the chicken was hardly adequate sustenance), he refused to eat and kill it. So one day he left the chicken in his tent and went off to hunt for food, but alas, he was unsuccessful...and he returned to the tent to find that his chicken pal had crapped all over the floor of it. Thus he strangled the chicken and ate well that night.

A truly depressing tale of the effects of military training. :cry:

Anarky
04-11-2004, 09:35 AM
military training is sick, no matter how "easy" it might be. I'll never obey rules by someone who was given his rank by a fascistoid organisation that's called army. period!

Anarchistguy
04-11-2004, 09:42 AM
military training is sick, no matter how "easy" it might be. I'll never obey rules by someone who was given his rank by a fascistoid organisation that's called army. period!

AMEN to that!!!

Anarky
04-11-2004, 09:44 AM
hehe, thought you'd say something like that.

the army: do you have to go or is it a place you can go if you want to in your place? in switzerland we have to do our service. but being blind on one eye helps to get away :D

The Defibrillator
04-11-2004, 09:47 AM
This thread sucks.

Anarchistguy
04-11-2004, 10:00 AM
hehe, thought you'd say something like that.

the army: do you have to go or is it a place you can go if you want to in your place? in switzerland we have to do our service. but being blind on one eye helps to get away :D

I go if I want to.

Voltron
04-11-2004, 11:47 AM
In America, first you get dey chicken, den you get dey money, den you get dey women...

Dr. Doom
04-11-2004, 11:55 AM
-=Holds a candle-light vigil in loving memory of Bob=-

MTN889
04-11-2004, 01:12 PM
FART

F-A-R-T

8) :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :( :o

ThirdMarioBro
04-11-2004, 02:23 PM
military training is sick, no matter how "easy" it might be. I'll never obey rules by someone who was given his rank by a fascistoid organisation that's called army. period!

Amen brother

This thread sucks.

I know of something to discribe this thread....


FART

F-A-R-T

8) :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :( :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cascadia
04-11-2004, 02:34 PM
:dead: :sick:

tOkKa
04-12-2004, 06:32 AM
-->> http://www.exult.co.uk/images/2771.jpg

:goofygri: ..mm m ..this thread sure smells good..

Hannah
04-12-2004, 11:43 AM
You're not funny.
You're right.

Halfshell
04-12-2004, 11:46 AM
start playing: "Weird Al' Yankovivc's "My Bologna"

Voltron
04-12-2004, 12:36 PM
I'd like to tell you all about my best fried Tetsu. Outside of Reno he made this thread and was eaten alive...

...by starving forum posters.

Kid Icarus
04-12-2004, 02:28 PM
military training is sick, no matter how "easy" it might be. I'll never obey rules by someone who was given his rank by a fascistoid organisation that's called army. period! Preach it brotha!

Kid Icarus
04-12-2004, 02:30 PM
start playing: "Weird Al' Yankovivc's "My Bologna" Sad thing is, that's kinda fitting now. Poor Al. Already a thread about that though. :lol: :cry:

Hamato Yoshi
04-23-2004, 04:01 PM
LOL , that's pretty funny , I love crazy humor , it's usually much more fun.

Peanut
04-23-2004, 04:44 PM
Did you HAVE to bring this back?

ThirdMarioBro
04-23-2004, 08:48 PM
Arggh, not this thread again :roll: .

Anarky
04-24-2004, 03:30 AM
why won't somebody go and close it, please?