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Shredder's Girl
04-19-2004, 10:14 PM
I found this on another board, it's a song.

Italian English

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.

I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate.
She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma b****.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma b****.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand.
I wanna fock on the table.
She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma b****.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ***** onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna s***.
He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna s*** on my bed.
He say you better not s*** onna bed, you sonna ma b****.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma b****, I gonna back to Italy...

04-19-2004, 10:17 PM

04-19-2004, 10:18 PM
Ouch! Take that Italy!

04-19-2004, 10:20 PM
Impressive. :lol:

04-19-2004, 10:41 PM
Most Impressive!

RIOT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know, maybe I should record that in my Mario voice. That would just be.....oh man.

04-19-2004, 10:44 PM
Hehe! If it's a song, know where we can actually download it?

Shredder's Girl
04-19-2004, 11:05 PM
On the board I found it they just posted the song name, I don't know if the information is correct, but you can try to search for it. The name is I don't need this s*** By Dj Johnny

04-20-2004, 04:49 AM
:lol: Yeah I remember that song. My friend pees himself with laughter when I quote it

The sheet on the bed is the best. And I thought it just went 'you son of a beech'

The Defibrillator
04-20-2004, 06:06 AM

04-20-2004, 08:42 AM
I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.

04-20-2004, 08:59 AM
Yeah, unless you want to sleep with the fishes.

Machias Banshee
04-20-2004, 01:12 PM
I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.

*brings out a baseball bat and a couple buckets of cement* :evilgrin:

04-20-2004, 07:30 PM
At least the fish will get a good laugh. :lol:

04-20-2004, 07:41 PM
:lol: Clever.

04-20-2004, 08:09 PM
A wise guy, eh? Don't be surprised if you find a horse head in your bed in the morning.

04-20-2004, 08:26 PM
:lol: god that was funny