Yo mama!

[Relay]

I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes.


Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

[Peanut]

:lol: I've actually never heard that one before.

[愛]

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.

The typical mom joke.

[Taloniss]

Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

[愛]

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

[Taloniss]

Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise.

Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

[XERO]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. :lol:

[Voltron]

yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way.

[XERO]

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. :P

[Voltron]

yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows.

[Dr. Doom]

YO MAMA WAS ONE OF THE MANY UNDESIRABLE PEASANT FARMERS THAT DOOM HAD LIQUIDATED EARLIER TODAY!!!


HA HA HA!!!

[XERO]

Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jif. :roll:

[Relay]

Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

[Taloniss]

Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

[raphael_is_cool]

:lol: Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far

You've probably heard my contribution before but:

Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

[Relay]

Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

[Taloniss]

Man, we're all forgetting a classic:

Yo mama wears army boots

[Relay]

"Your mother was a hamster."

[XERO]

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

Now THAT'S a classic! :lol:

[Albrecht]

Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

[XERO]

Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama.

[Albrecht]

Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery.

[kyabetsu]

yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

[Naruto]

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

[raphael_is_cool]

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

You, young man, out of this thread! :P

[Naruto]

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[Jarrah White]

"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"

[Naruto]

Here is a good one

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

[XERO]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[Dane E5R]

Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

[Meira-Bates]

Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

[tOkKa]

HM: they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

-->> :x ..hey.. she pays good money for those make overs!!

[Taloniss]

Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'

[XERO]

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!'

[Taloniss]

Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

[Relay]

Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.