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Relay
04-20-2004, 09:29 AM
I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes.


Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Peanut
04-20-2004, 09:30 AM
:lol: I've actually never heard that one before.

04-20-2004, 09:31 AM
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.

The typical mom joke.

Taloniss
04-20-2004, 10:18 AM
Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

04-20-2004, 10:19 AM
Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

Taloniss
04-20-2004, 10:25 AM
Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise.

Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

XERO
04-20-2004, 10:59 AM
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. :lol:

Voltron
04-20-2004, 11:14 AM
yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way.

XERO
04-20-2004, 11:18 AM
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. :P

Voltron
04-20-2004, 11:20 AM
yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows.

Dr. Doom
04-20-2004, 11:23 AM
YO MAMA WAS ONE OF THE MANY UNDESIRABLE PEASANT FARMERS THAT DOOM HAD LIQUIDATED EARLIER TODAY!!!


HA HA HA!!!

XERO
04-20-2004, 11:23 AM
Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jif. :roll:

Relay
04-20-2004, 11:46 AM
Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

Taloniss
04-20-2004, 12:19 PM
Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

raphael_is_cool
04-20-2004, 01:48 PM
:lol: Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far

You've probably heard my contribution before but:

Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

Relay
04-20-2004, 01:55 PM
Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

Taloniss
04-20-2004, 01:56 PM
Man, we're all forgetting a classic:

Yo mama wears army boots

Relay
04-20-2004, 02:00 PM
"Your mother was a hamster."

XERO
04-20-2004, 02:00 PM
Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

Now THAT'S a classic! :lol:

Albrecht
04-20-2004, 02:05 PM
Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

XERO
04-20-2004, 02:07 PM
Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama.

Albrecht
04-20-2004, 02:13 PM
Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery.

kyabetsu
04-20-2004, 02:14 PM
yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Naruto
04-20-2004, 02:23 PM
Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

raphael_is_cool
04-20-2004, 02:30 PM
Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

You, young man, out of this thread! :P

Naruto
04-20-2004, 02:48 PM
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Jarrah White
04-20-2004, 03:38 PM
"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"

Naruto
04-20-2004, 04:11 PM
Here is a good one

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

XERO
04-21-2004, 09:09 AM
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Dane E5R
04-21-2004, 11:12 PM
Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Meira-Bates
04-22-2004, 12:03 AM
Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

tOkKa
04-22-2004, 02:43 AM
HM: they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

-->> :x ..hey.. she pays good money for those make overs!!

Taloniss
04-22-2004, 08:15 AM
Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'

XERO
04-22-2004, 08:19 AM
Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!'

Taloniss
04-22-2004, 08:23 AM
Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Relay
04-22-2004, 11:56 AM
Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.