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Voltron
05-05-2004, 05:18 PM
Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

kyabetsu
05-05-2004, 05:22 PM
wow!

you've cleared up so many points of ambiguity for me! I'll sleep better tonight knowing without a doubt that you've surpassed me in every conceivable way!

I think everyone could benefit from your guidance.

Will you favor me with your blessing, Lord Voltron?

Peanut
05-05-2004, 05:22 PM
*bows*

GK Punk
05-05-2004, 05:24 PM
There's no way I could argue logic like that.

JameO
05-05-2004, 05:25 PM
Agreed *bows*

05-05-2004, 05:34 PM
Best thread ever. You are a God.

damnhooligan
05-05-2004, 05:41 PM
Taking a page from the "Maddox Book of Kickassetry"?

Well played, Voltron. Well played.

Naruto
05-05-2004, 05:44 PM
That was very superior and great in many ways to mtron. It brings tears to my eyes :cry:

05-05-2004, 05:45 PM
Your grammar brings tears to my eyes.

Naruto
05-05-2004, 05:47 PM
I know I cry to my sucky grammer and spelling to

Peanut
05-05-2004, 05:48 PM
Dear god....everyone cover their eyes!

damnhooligan
05-05-2004, 06:02 PM
I know; I cry too. My sucky grammar and spelling too.

Corrections brought to you by the Spelling Nazi and Friends™.

Naruto
05-05-2004, 06:06 PM
Well I know what my next college class is going to be now. Grammer and spelling for IEP

Voltron
05-05-2004, 06:09 PM
Let's get back on topic. I am great because _______.

Naruto
05-05-2004, 06:12 PM
Let's get back on topic. I am great because _______.

Cause your voltron. who made a very good point in this thread lol

ThirdMarioBro
05-05-2004, 06:14 PM
Let's build a church for Voltron.

The Defibrillator
05-05-2004, 06:50 PM
Does anyone here else like Mindless Self Indulgence?

Voltron
05-05-2004, 06:54 PM
Does anyone here else like Mindless Self Indulgence?

Not me!

The Defibrillator
05-05-2004, 06:57 PM
Why's that?

Voltron
05-05-2004, 06:59 PM
Because I'm better than you. Duh.

Naruto
05-05-2004, 07:01 PM
:lol:

Ninjatron
05-05-2004, 07:08 PM
I believe that you and I are on equal standing, like it or not. This is not solely, but at least partially due to the fact that we share the same 4 letter suffix in our names.

However, far be it from me to push someone away from self promotion, so by all means, carry on good sir.

Sayonara.

The Defibrillator
05-05-2004, 07:10 PM
Because I'm better than you. Duh.

Proof? Sources? Citations? C'mon man, were'n't you ever in high school?

Voltron
05-05-2004, 07:13 PM
Because I'm better than you. Duh.

Proof? Sources? Citations? C'mon man, were'n't you ever in high school?

...My sources?

Me

Brodie
05-05-2004, 07:21 PM
He's got ya there Hobbit.

Dane E5R
05-05-2004, 07:22 PM
Man, who the hell picked infinitely #2? That douche. :x

damnhooligan
05-05-2004, 07:51 PM
*raises hand*

That would be me. I would have voted "Indubitably!" were it an option.

The Defibrillator
05-09-2004, 11:13 PM
Because I'm better than you. Duh.

Proof? Sources? Citations? C'mon man, were'n't you ever in high school?

...My sources?

Me

Touche.

DarthRaphael
05-10-2004, 12:00 PM
Oh oracle Voltron, which is better.

Lions or Cars. Choose wisely.

Storm Wolf
05-10-2004, 12:20 PM
Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

hahahahah :lol:









oh you were being serious? *bows slightly*

InsaneZane
05-10-2004, 12:34 PM
:o Nice rep, volt....
but, y'know...
since you're better than everyone...
and so much above everyone else...
i guess no body should be "privilaged" to speak to you.
It would just be a waste your "oh-so precious" god-like time right?

I have a question since everything you say is unquestionably correct.
Please inpire me with your devine influence....

Is it because of your hateful reputation that nobody decided to mention how sick this thread is?
Do you think if anyone else posted a topic and said exatly the same thing you did word for word... that everyone would react the same loving way?

Please answer me....
I need to know from your unmatched wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peanut
05-10-2004, 12:37 PM
Don't try to pick fights.

InsaneZane
05-10-2004, 12:39 PM
Hey? I was being nice...
If I was trying to pick a fight I would have added this................ :roll:

Peanut
05-10-2004, 12:42 PM
Sarcasam killed the cat, you know.

InsaneZane
05-10-2004, 12:49 PM
thank you thats very useful information.
i'll make sure to jot it down in my book of "useful notes"

Peanut
05-10-2004, 12:51 PM
The cat has now died. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Storm Wolf
05-10-2004, 12:52 PM
so if i were to make this same exact thread everyone would post differently?

*cough*causevoltronisnothingcomparedtome*cough*

:lol:

JameO
05-10-2004, 12:53 PM
Yeah thats enough out of you, you site pimpin' monkey!

InsaneZane
05-10-2004, 12:57 PM
:cry: :( :cry:
That poor cat....... :cry:

I'm sorry.. kittie cat, please come back to us!
I didn't mean it! I love kitties....I own 50,000 cats I could always use another one.
Please, I want to own you kittie cat...YOU CANT DIE !!!

DONT DIE ON ME DAMM!T!!!!!!!!

Oh well, theres nothing we can do....
It's beyond revival I guess.
:evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin:

Storm Wolf
05-10-2004, 01:19 PM
*coughs up a hairball* i ate a kittie not to long ago.... :oops:

Barkworm
05-10-2004, 02:21 PM
I love this thread, Voltron should get another award for it.

Hannah
05-10-2004, 02:31 PM
I love this thread, Voltron should get another award for it.
Oh yeah. :nod:

Voltron
05-10-2004, 02:33 PM
:o Nice rep, volt....
but, y'know...
since you're better than everyone...
and so much above everyone else...
i guess no body should be "privilaged" to speak to you.
It would just be a waste your "oh-so precious" god-like time right?

I have a question since everything you say is unquestionably correct.
Please inpire me with your devine influence....

Is it because of your hateful reputation that nobody decided to mention how sick this thread is?
Do you think if anyone else posted a topic and said exatly the same thing you did word for word... that everyone would react the same loving way?

Please answer me....
I need to know from your unmatched wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wow, it's almost like this post was designed to insult as well as enrage me. Too bad that your piss poor typing skills failed to convey the nasty, nasty words. However, I will say that you are on the right track with the "not speaking to me" notion. At least you attempted to sound like you have a brain. Learn to take a joke, and quit picking fights with me.


Oh oracle Voltron, which is better.

Lions or Cars. Choose wisely.


Raphael, when confronted with two kick ass things like cars and lions, you must combine them into something that can kick even more ass. Why not have a lion-car? That way, you can take care of exploding zebra populations and have a great set of wheels.

Barkworm
05-10-2004, 02:42 PM
Please lets not start fighting again, guys.

Taloniss
05-10-2004, 03:02 PM
Raphael, when confronted with two kick ass things like cars and lions, you must combine them into something that can kick even more ass. Why not have a lion-car? That way, you can take care of exploding zebra populations and have a great set of wheels.

That right there proves why Voltron is better then me. I never would have come up with something so ingenious, so intuitive, so awesome. I bow to your allmightyness, Voltron.

Voltron
05-10-2004, 03:36 PM
Incoming deity!

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Masterotc.jpg

Here I am sitting upon my throne, pondering the infinite depths of my awesomeness. Of course, only my ultra-advanced intellect could delve so deep as to comprehend how great I really am. In case anyone questioned my infallibility.
Also, please note my bitching sweet cloak, and the Death Star II orbiting my greatness. These photos were taken by the Hubble as it peered into the vast infinity of space.

damnhooligan
05-10-2004, 03:42 PM
*cough* You can't direct link geocities pictures.

But, HAHAHA! One of the greatest photoshops of mankind.

Voltron
05-10-2004, 03:42 PM
Right, I was just testing you.

damnhooligan
05-10-2004, 03:48 PM
We really should have a "Photoshop Yourself as a Deity" thread.

Voltron
05-10-2004, 03:50 PM
Yes, but what could compare to that? Nothing...thats what.

Peanut
05-10-2004, 03:55 PM
Perhaps your face photoshoped onto a a picture of the last supper.

Voltron
05-10-2004, 03:57 PM
Perhaps your face photoshoped onto a a picture of the last supper.

Actually, I did that before, except it was my babies head. No lie.

The Defibrillator
05-10-2004, 04:01 PM
Prove it.

05-10-2004, 04:11 PM
I've seen it with my own eyes! I love that Last Supper picture!

Hannah
05-10-2004, 04:34 PM
Ahahahaha, religion. :lol:

05-10-2004, 04:35 PM
Ahahahahahahahaha, immature. :lol:

Hannah
05-10-2004, 04:36 PM
Ahahahahahahahaha, immature. :lol: :(

Voltron
05-10-2004, 05:04 PM
Thank you, Ai. You're stinging wit is much appreciated.

Hannah
05-10-2004, 05:08 PM
I should have said I was 18. :x

Voltron
05-10-2004, 05:15 PM
If "If"'s and "but"s were candy and nuts, we'd all have a bowl of...

go clean your room, it's 7:14, and thats 45 minutes past your bedtime.

Hannah
05-10-2004, 05:21 PM
If "If"'s and "buts"s were candy and nuts, we'd all have a bowl of...

go clean your room, it's 7:14, and thats 45 minutes past your bedtime.
-blinkblink-

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 11:58 AM
Raphael, when confronted with two kick ass things like cars and lions, you must combine them into something that can kick even more ass. Why not have a lion-car? That way, you can take care of exploding zebra populations and have a great set of wheels.

That right there proves why Voltron is better then me. I never would have come up with something so ingenious, so intuitive, so awesome. I bow to your allmightyness, Voltron.

:o i would so hafta agree with that.....damn thoes exploding Zebra populations! :x :lol:

InsaneZane
05-11-2004, 12:35 PM
you think the zebras ridiculous
how bout a zebra-dragon
introducing zebron
http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/n/i/niemte/zebron.jpg

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 12:37 PM
errrr....wow....how...ummmm....amazing?

*mumbles something inaudible*

Voltron
05-11-2004, 12:47 PM
Raphael, when confronted with two kick ass things like cars and lions, you must combine them into something that can kick even more ass. Why not have a lion-car? That way, you can take care of exploding zebra populations and have a great set of wheels.

That right there proves why Voltron is better then me. I never would have come up with something so ingenious, so intuitive, so awesome. I bow to your allmightyness, Voltron.

:o i would so hafta agree with that.....damn thoes exploding Zebra populations! :x :lol:

My therapist said that this was a huge step towards building a positive image of myself. Of course, since he didn't begin his address with "Your Excellency," I had him fed to some homeless people.

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 12:52 PM
hmmm...and i'm sure they enjoyed your gracious, kind nature?

Voltron
05-11-2004, 12:53 PM
The bums did, yes. I guess you could say my therapist is a...piece of sh*t?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 12:56 PM
ehh...hehehe.....rrrrright.....

*ahem* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Voltron
05-11-2004, 01:01 PM
Please note the joke was delivered with the finesse of a god.

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 01:03 PM
ohhhhhh....is that what they call it nowa days? :roll:

The Defibrillator
05-11-2004, 01:06 PM
errrr....wow....how...ummmm....amazing?

*mumbles something inaudible*

Your avatar is broken.

Voltron
05-11-2004, 01:06 PM
How dare you mock me! I'm going away; if you thinks its to go cry in my room, well think again! I'm going into the garage...

Storm Wolf
05-11-2004, 01:09 PM
How dare you mock me! I'm going away; if you thinks its to go cry in my room, well think again! I'm going into the garage...

awwww.....poor voltron


and my avatar is not broken! it's just taking a break..... :P

The Defibrillator
05-11-2004, 11:30 PM
Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

Although you may be better than me, I have decided (After much contemplation) that I am hotter than you.

Barkworm
05-11-2004, 11:57 PM
That's not possible, didn't you see the picture of Voltron on his throne?

Storm Wolf
05-12-2004, 12:10 PM
That's not possible, didn't you see the picture of Voltron on his throne?

to true....how can you say such a thing? Voltron is about the hottest thing in that picture....except maybe the throne that is.... :P

Voltron
05-12-2004, 02:35 PM
Although you may be better than me, I have decided (After much contemplation) that I am hotter than you.

Yeah, I'm a stud.

Storm Wolf
05-13-2004, 11:50 AM
:roll: :lol: :roll:

Voltron
05-13-2004, 12:03 PM
This thread has been resurrected!?